There was a guy like him in my eagles scouts, I thought he was our leader but he just followed us into the woods. Then I saw his wood. Never got a badge.
He was handed a prop gun that apparently he didn't know was loaded with live rounds. Who loaded the gun with live rounds? They should at least go down for manslaughter if it was out of negligence. How do you mistake live rounds for fake ones, this is the kind of incompetence that's mind blowing. I've heard of such a thing happening once before on another movie set, conspiracy theories followed, as I'm sure will follow this "accident", who knows, but someone should be doing time, nobodies been arrested.
@@stevedavies1261 first leave the jokes to funny people. Second Jersey is the armpit of America, New York already made that decision for us. Third Missouri or Florida are the candidates for an asshole, with Iowa or Georgia being it's half shaved, or stubbly pubic region.
Hey GUY, auto erotic asphyxiation isn’t suicide, it’s the apex of pleasure one can ever have. Sometimes when you fly to close to the sun, you get burned… David Carridine
"Being gay used to mean you have sex with men, now it means you have purple hair" You are a national treasure Tim Dillon- last night in Portland was worth every cent. You did what many would call impossible.
I just got home from seeing Tim dillon LIVE here in Portland, OR at the Newmark theater. The show was absolutely awesome! He was even better live on stage than I had expected. The crowd was going wild. If you get the chance to buy seats at one of his shows, do it!
I appreciate it being Sunday afternoon here in Australia when it's released. Tim's voice is perfect to smoke some chronic and have a laugh before work tomorrow
You’re literally the funniest man alive Tim. I had the pleasure of seeing you live at magooby’s in timonium a couple years ago and you destroyed that whole set. Literally no care in the world, and you even took time to take pictures with me and my buddy. Keep it up Patreon episodes and normal episodes are on point always
The bluechew ad was awesome. Made me feel like i saved myself money at therapy. When tim dillon crushes your delusions and reminds you have a porn addiction cause drugs are too expensive :)
I miss the old Tim Dillion, between episodes #166 - #237 was a journey through human history like nothing else. The twisted edge, the unstoppable poetic rage fuelled rants and absolute despair with life gave me a real sense optimism for future generations to come. We want the old Tim back loose the cap and glasses, find a blood stained polo shirt and let’s get to work.
Can we just get an opening bit where Tim is the producer and Ben is the comedian, Ben constantly tells Tim to stfu and Tim acts skiddish and soft. But also Tim is blank face the entire time as Ben doesn’t land any jokes
I will never skip the ads again. The BlueChew one was fantastic, the other ones as well! When Tim knows he'll get paid, he goes in overdrive, makes him hot & bothered.
Really hope we are going to get a good, deep legal analysis of Alec Baldwin’s situation here. I come here for clear and logical arguments and I’m yet to be disappointed.
"Babe, I can't talk long my battery is low. I'm stuck on an oil tanker and things have devolved pretty quickly. Most of the crew have turned gay and have formed small gangs or 'fuck packs'. I don't want Dad to know. Okay?"
Ben has procured himself the latest sweater from the Dark Waldo fall collection, and Tim looks like he’s trying to buy my family home using his fake business earnings.
Tim you have such an accurate account of boomer parents. I never even heard that phrase until I saw your clips. It describes the 80s/90s parents so well! Joking about it makes me smile, but joking aside, you are spot on.
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Ben has the personality of a golden retriever
I'm here before this gets 100 likes lmao
*Wholesome*
"mhm"
*nods head*
*giggles suddenly*
🥺
A 100%
I’m starting to think that Tim building his own studio is as fake as his other businesses
😂😂
BAHAHAHAHA yes or yes?
He would have to like living somewhere long enough to even consider it....and that ain't happening
It's all a tax dodge
Support fake business
“Colin Powell is dead.”
Ben: *laughs*
Me too
Then I laugh....oh my are we in Tim Dillon cult?😂
Colin Powelyps
It's so good
My favorite start to an episode
Tim has been dressing like a domestic abuse victim lately.
He is, how do you think he's still on youtube. He is the new Jon Stewart.
I can’t tell if he is the victim or the abuser
@@BlekJamal Victim, because he has covered everything up that might be bruised. Otherwise he would just wear a husbandbeater.
Tim dillon is clearly a kingpin
I don't know. Still lookin' pretty Coachey to me. Just needs a wireless headset.
We know Tim would handle a prop pistol with utmost professionalism.
He would at least declare it was for Baal before shooting someone
You're a savage 🤣
He needs a rubber 44 magnum just to wave around. Baaahaaa
that's right. unequivocally spot on.
@@mk6315 under-rated reply
Ben is dressed like he's on his way to get a family Christmas card picture taken
At Walmart
@@BlekJamal *at Sears
@@mattmolloy636 that actually makes much more sense 😂
@@BlekJamal I literally came here to add that same comment lol
At Kmart
Tim looking like a lady standing with the girl scouts selling cookies outside a grocery store
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO
Trying to hurry things along so she can coach the middle school soccer team
golf clap for you sir
There was a guy like him in my eagles scouts, I thought he was our leader but he just followed us into the woods. Then I saw his wood. Never got a badge.
🤣
Watching TIm tell us we are shit for not wearing a watch...while he doesn't wear one, completes my day.
My day too!
Finally, something to watch
Finally, a comment that speaks to me.
I thought it was just me. The YT algorithm has been serving me garbage for the past week or so.
Said every Tim Dillon fan ever.
Once you go Tim, you don't back.
Say it louder 🤘
I love how Ben always looks like he’s laying in the grass.
I am stoned and this is now all I can focus on
Hahahaha! Rolling around and giggling in the grass
ben always looks like hes on the edge of oding
Brilliant
Good morning my king above 18
I know half of these companies are pissed about Tim's ad reads, but his ads are literally the only ones I will listen to bc they're hilarious
If they're not molesting and killing Iraqi schoolchildren, what do they have to be upset about?
The blue chew advert is Biblical👏🏻
“I want people to fully realize their dreams, but I also want them to understand that dreams aren’t real and we live in hell.” 😂😂
ye that was a beautiful little line
Tim is THE best comedian of all time
One of the best lines I have ever heard and he did it so effortlessly…unbelievable skill.
Good to see Tim taking a quick break from his job as Defensive Coordinator of the Cape Cod Sea Slugs to bless us with a cast
This comment killed me
Tim really trying to dress like Samm Tallent
Haven't seen the whites of Tim's eyes in months... and I fucking love it
He's officially Hollywood sober babyyyy! Just a lil cocaine on each day that ends with the letter Y
Tim sided with the lizard people, that and a teleprompter from his writing staff.
@@maxmeeks9910 l
its Epic 😎
@@maxmeeks9910 u think there's some reading going on? Staff etc? Seriously question
The best bit on this show is the constant upcoming new “studio” lol
That and performing at Rogan's new comedy club.
And this will be short goes over 55 minutes getting more enraged as he goes
Wait….there is no new studio?!?
@@gr8ape111 you never know with the pig
He’s a compulsive liar
My heart sank when it was confirmed this was filmed pre-Baldwin.
Same I wanted him to roast his clown ass
I'm assuming it's for the patreon show
Thank you, only reason I tuned in.
He was handed a prop gun that apparently he didn't know was loaded with live rounds. Who loaded the gun with live rounds? They should at least go down for manslaughter if it was out of negligence. How do you mistake live rounds for fake ones, this is the kind of incompetence that's mind blowing. I've heard of such a thing happening once before on another movie set, conspiracy theories followed, as I'm sure will follow this "accident", who knows, but someone should be doing time, nobodies been arrested.
Tim loaded the gun?
Tim Dillon is a fucking legend. No one else like him these days. Much Love from America’s armpit New Jersey
Better than America's crotch- Southeast Texas.
I guess that puts me in the opposite hairy, unkept, burned out, tent city of an arm pit -Portland OR... (used to be so nice here:(
Ahhh, you give yourself too much credit...Jersey, more like the unwiped asshole of America
I guess that makes Indiana the lint filled smelly belly button
@@stevedavies1261 first leave the jokes to funny people. Second Jersey is the armpit of America, New York already made that decision for us. Third Missouri or Florida are the candidates for an asshole, with Iowa or Georgia being it's half shaved, or stubbly pubic region.
Had the belt around my neck, pants at my ankles, ready to end it and then got the notification. King Pig saves another life.
Hey GUY, auto erotic asphyxiation isn’t suicide, it’s the apex of pleasure one can ever have. Sometimes when you fly to close to the sun, you get burned… David Carridine
BAHAHAHAHA
It's not too late
Are you gay
@@HugoRHut Yes. Very.
I love how Ben is outside / Tim is inside
Superposition. Its my word of the week
You got it all wrong, Tim is totally out, Ben is the one living in the closet..
They make it work for them
Finding a good realtor sounds like a real knife fight
Truly
I want to hear more about knife fights.
"Some problems are more fun than others" Perfect
JUST saw him live in Portland. Man what an experience, excited for this ep
I'm excited I see him Dec 12!
You lucky duck!! How was he? Did he just riff like he does in his uploads, or did he do material?
Is his stand up as good as his podcasting? This is a safe space. You can be honest.
Is he as gay IRL
dude I so wanted to go in Portland. couldn't muster up the extra cash right now. maybe next year
Ben looks like he's going on a first date organised by his church.
10/10
Solid 10
Tim: "i walk in behind him and here's the bad news...I have all the money"
subtly killing every time!
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
"Being gay used to mean you have sex with men, now it means you have purple hair" You are a national treasure Tim Dillon- last night in Portland was worth every cent. You did what many would call impossible.
Ben probably spends his spare time at thrift stores
That's where they have gay sex?
Can’t wait for Alec Baldwin on the Patreon😂
Oh please yesss
I just got home from seeing Tim dillon LIVE here in Portland, OR at the Newmark theater.
The show was absolutely awesome! He was even better live on stage than I had expected.
The crowd was going wild.
If you get the chance to buy seats at one of his shows, do it!
Tim: "If Tik Tok is giving you tics maybe it's time to take a break"
Me: *shakes head and shrugs* "Life in the big city."
In related news, study finds pedophiles have tics at 10 times the rate of the general population.
Dylan Williams: *shakes head and shrugs* “Life in the big city”
Me: *shakes head and shrugs* “Life in the big city” 🤷♂️
I hear Tik Tok is a real knife fight.
hey dylan williams do me a favor ....do something NEW today.
@@AdamThoba2 *shakes head and shrugs* “life in the big city”
Hopefully Baldwin will be in Tim's SNL sketch.
I love listening to this podcast while I'm flying... so if we crash I can listen to Tim's soothing rants while I plummet to my fiery death.
Got that plane wifi in the budget?
If only Tim had a popular podcast during 911.
what a wonderful way that’d be to go out.
Yep,Tim and Styxhexenhammer are my 2 picks for an imminent death🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺❤
Yes hearing his rage would be soothing as you plummet I agree
that bluechew ad hit hard, well back to texting my insurance job that i'm sick and wont be coming tomorrow.
three minutes in and tim dillon's already swinging slowly back into the realtor situation. i'm like "excellent, here we go"
and at the top of market again. Now all he needs is an 8ball.
I’m in real estate and everything he is saying is true
I was having a down day and was hoping to watch something to make me laugh. Comedy is always there for you. Thanks Tim.
It was the end of times, it was the worst of times.
Every episode, is funnier than any Netflix special ever recorded. Yet another gem from Tim.😎
Patreon for the deep cuts 😇
Colin Powell - First black man to lie.
lmao some of us liked the hymns but the fields needed to get plowed. Another solid episode.. Trash Can Timmy never misses a beat.
"Get a disorder and get it quick"
😂🤣😭💀
I messaged my ex. Someone I haven’t even seen in two years. This episode is helping me forget the shame of that. Thank you.
if she doesnt listen to tim shes not worth your time
@@720pLyrics I’m a lady. But I’m sure he doesn’t. So the sentiment remains.
@@slaphappybullet smh
🫂
YOU BLEW IT
I appreciate the midnight uploads. Tim's voice is the perfect white noise to sleep/study to
I appreciate it being Sunday afternoon here in Australia when it's released. Tim's voice is perfect to smoke some chronic and have a laugh before work tomorrow
Oath.
I cant deliver pizzas at 2am saturday nights without my slop served fresh.
This is always out when I’m drunk and then it forces me to rewatch. Strategic.
Tim just bailed me out of watching the holiday baking championship with the old bag.
This made me laugh harder than I expected. 🍝🚬
God, they need him guest judge on that show.
You're an American hero sir
Sounds lovely, to be honest.
Your old bag sounds like a real battle-axe...
47:30 Tim calling out Ben for interrupting made me almost spit my drink everywhere
It’s a real knife fight out there
Love it
A truly seamless transition into blue chew
Damn, Ben looking all handsome and shit. No wonder Tim is in love with him
Me too.
"I come from a time where being a f**** was special" - Tim
Thanks for speaking for us gay dudes who don't have a voice 😆👍
28:59. When he said that I said "Yes." out loud with no one around me.
@@sir0nion 😫😭
You’re literally the funniest man alive Tim. I had the pleasure of seeing you live at magooby’s in timonium a couple years ago and you destroyed that whole set. Literally no care in the world, and you even took time to take pictures with me and my buddy. Keep it up Patreon episodes and normal episodes are on point always
No one care typo?
In Timonium? They named an entire town after Tim and he performed there?!
Ive never been more sold on ad read than this podcast
The bluechew ad was awesome. Made me feel like i saved myself money at therapy. When tim dillon crushes your delusions and reminds you have a porn addiction cause drugs are too expensive :)
This is the only podcast I listen to where I don’t fast forward the ads. That BlueChew rant was hilarious.
The fact they don't give a shit if I wanna be here reassures me that they're gonna do what they want. I'm in.
TD is the only podcast where I actually listen to the promotions...fricken hilarious
I miss the old Tim Dillion, between episodes #166 - #237 was a journey through human history like nothing else. The twisted edge, the unstoppable poetic rage fuelled rants and absolute despair with life gave me a real sense optimism for future generations to come. We want the old Tim back loose the cap and glasses, find a blood stained polo shirt and let’s get to work.
this comment is dope but piggy is as funny as ever so go get a disorder
Seattle was amazing, King!! I loved the openers, you killed it on stage!
Ben looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from the 70's
Tim is slowly realizing that he is just an insane salesman for hire who rants in between his reads
Been waiting all day for this
*week
Can we just get an opening bit where Tim is the producer and Ben is the comedian, Ben constantly tells Tim to stfu and Tim acts skiddish and soft. But also Tim is blank face the entire time as Ben doesn’t land any jokes
Lets make it happen people!
The Blue Chew read is amazing. Bless you Tim.
The blue chew ad lead in was perfect.
That blue chew ad transition was seamless.
Back in 2024 for the memories
You are top three funniest podcasts for real...your string of thoughts is great
Been on a 7 hour drive all night and been waiting for this sucker to drop
If Dick Cheney went to Iraq with our troops… there would have been a lot more friendly fire…
ok nice one but how many people got that one...lol
@@larsbee I’ll tell you who got one… Dick Cheney’s friend in the back of the head 😂
@@MichaelTheChairman side of the head coz cheney busted up his face too .... lol
@@MichaelTheChairman it would have been awesome if it was the other way around and half the face was missing....
@@larsbee facts 💥
I will never skip the ads again.
The BlueChew one was fantastic, the other ones as well!
When Tim knows he'll get paid, he goes in overdrive, makes him hot & bothered.
Good you mention Australia Tim. It's a real thing down there. I encourage everyone to inform themselves on the situation down under
Best Blue Chew ad ever…
😂😂😂
Really hope we are going to get a good, deep legal analysis of Alec Baldwin’s situation here.
I come here for clear and logical arguments and I’m yet to be disappointed.
"Babe, I can't talk long my battery is low. I'm stuck on an oil tanker and things have devolved pretty quickly.
Most of the crew have turned gay and have formed small gangs or 'fuck packs'. I don't want Dad to know. Okay?"
Ben has procured himself the latest sweater from the Dark Waldo fall collection, and Tim looks like he’s trying to buy my family home using his fake business earnings.
It’s funny how smart Ben looks.
The computer programmer look.
Yea. The Tech white boy look. He's lost weight too clearly.
It's how he got into Gifted & Talented
THE ONLY ADS I DONT SKIP
Tims podcast is the only time I enjoy listening to ads
"I want to be the first person who actually poisoned people on Halloween." God(Tim Dillon)
I think there was already a case in the 80s, but nothing is new under the Sun, so I wouldn't hold being a copycat against him.
Ben - “won’t let me look at the menu until I tell them where I am.” Ohhh Ben 🤦🏻♂️😆
Once again, lay it on me tim.
Blue Chew read was amazing.
That Blue Chew rant was epic!
Literally watching this exactly one year later, spoooooooooooooooooky
Tim turning straight men gay and gay men confused
"First black liar" lmao
This is equal parts ads and actual content.. That being said, Ben's hair is god damn perfect.
The ads are just as good as the show, and you know it.
Dude, your name has to be a reference to a Norm Macdonald joke, right?
I wanna Bee in THE George FLoyde Sketch.
Been watching since the start of lockdown , haven’t left the house since
For some strange reason this podcast bring me more joy than any other form of entertainment these days.
“I wouldn’t tell my Dad to go out and be successful”
I was hoping it was live only for the reason that I've been waiting since yesterday to hear Tim's take on the Baldwin shooting.
Not quite the full hour but hey, life in the big city...
🍷🥛🍝🚬 Weez Beez Goodz
Ill take it. Those weeks where he skips the pod are dark. Dark. Times.
@@msannthrope_2049 hahaha fucking hilarious.
20:45 once again Tim has a comedy bit which feels like a personal insult. Thank you Tim. This is the shit I come back for.
i’ve had experience with two realtors and he just described them both to a tee
"Some of the slave owners probably liked the hymns"
😭😭😭
Ben's style this week:
High school Science teacher who beds 100% of his chicks but only 75% make it back home to family.
Theodore Ben Bundy.
I love when Tim Dillon does a country accent it’s so good
Tim you’re truly legendary. And I mean that
Aw how sweet
What is in your eyes in your picture? Rings?
garlic knots
@@WitkowskisFishingSickness washers. My boss’ friend got stung by bees and had a reaction but stuck those in his eyes and kept working lol
@@Zanpe123 oh ok I get it. Lmao thats crazy. Looks weird as f
Seeing you in Portland was great! Even better to come home to this double feature. 😄
Obviously Ben is the clotheshorse in this dynamic, Tim goes mufti like he was picked last for the intramural softball game
A Lesbian softball team.
Tim you have such an accurate account of boomer parents. I never even heard that phrase until I saw your clips. It describes the 80s/90s parents so well! Joking about it makes me smile, but joking aside, you are spot on.