Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show

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  • This week Tim discusses a lawsuit a parent brought against a school, Andrew Tate being banned from TikTok and Instagram, Director Ben sabotaging the Netflix special, a 50 million dollar condo in LA, and why people in Hollywood won't help him out.
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  • @boertje
    @boertje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    I love how both unsupportive and loyal Tim’s fanbase is.

    • @macknights1911
      @macknights1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      According to my calculations Tim should be paying me monthly

    • @imvzz
      @imvzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      We pay for the Patreon so we're entitled to call Tim out when he pretends to not be able to have Putin on as a guest, which is BS

    • @Thehomelessathlete
      @Thehomelessathlete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bahahaaaaa

    • @topdhen
      @topdhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Tim also owes me a cactus

    • @whiter0se_
      @whiter0se_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      one of the funniest bits tim did was when he released a patreon ep late and he spent 15 minutes talking about upping the patreon sub from 5 dollars to 100 because he belongs in like beverly hills or something and we're embarassing him

  • @mitchierichie
    @mitchierichie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "if I were a teacher, and I should be"
    absolutely fucking threw me into a laughing fit

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are the true heroes after all

    • @skeletor7708
      @skeletor7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ben should be paid like a teacher tbh..

    • @wilz3346
      @wilz3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skeletor7708 😆😆😆

    • @Dave-zh2ow
      @Dave-zh2ow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You probably liked his special tol trahshhhh

    • @mitchierichie
      @mitchierichie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dave-zh2ow did you not? why are you here? lol

  • @itsallfunandgames723
    @itsallfunandgames723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I saw your Netflix special, it was good, but I think you should have just brought the desk on stage.

    • @mikemaddogmcgann8225
      @mikemaddogmcgann8225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It stunk

    • @_TheGman
      @_TheGman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not a bad idea

    • @dexterhornsby9957
      @dexterhornsby9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Tim is much better without a script

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikemaddogmcgann8225 I actually stopped watching after a few minutes. Painful. And Tim looked like he had AIDS.

    • @manucr9183
      @manucr9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should pace himself more

  • @devincognito8932
    @devincognito8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    You can’t spell “slavery was good“ without Ben Avery

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Ben has mastered the art of Fake Video Production

    • @josesantiago9740
      @josesantiago9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't hate on fake business

    • @j0ndav1s
      @j0ndav1s ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We wish him well

    • @JamesSault-lc8qg
      @JamesSault-lc8qg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks asshole you got him fired 😂

  • @APR944
    @APR944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    That JRE rant; “But make no mistake! I mean, if I’m wrong. And I’d love to be wrong. But if your attitude or your idea is that the population is gonna get smarter, healthier, and more adept at problem solving… You’re on Fvcking CRACK!!” Brilliant Tim Dillon.🔥🔥

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not with that attitude they won't.

    • @ridelandino4201
      @ridelandino4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant

    • @BigNiz82
      @BigNiz82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙏

    • @MaTTheWish
      @MaTTheWish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Joe Rogan is so optimistically naive. He's so far out of touch at this point like many of the one percenters. Gone.

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MaTTheWish people like Joe think there will be a sort of spiritual awakening that'll change the country...without some kind of catalyst, you might as well believe in magic lol

  • @kcisthe1st
    @kcisthe1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Those brokers sitting there trying to figure out why people are leaving California is the most hilarious thing ever

    • @brianarc2
      @brianarc2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *pretending to try and figure out! LOL they have to already know, god please tell me they know.

    • @omasfreier
      @omasfreier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I had the hardest laugh when the sirens started and wouldnt stop like "WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING HMMMM" LMFAO

    • @darbyohara
      @darbyohara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So funny their narcissistic pretend everything is good attitude

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brianarc2 If they were smart enough to figure it out, they wouldn't be selling real estate.

    • @chadhopkins2534
      @chadhopkins2534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .....maybe traffic...?

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The sirens going off in the background while they ponder the issues LA has was a nice touch. Production value for some of these podcasts is really on point!

    • @KissesWithMyFist
      @KissesWithMyFist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay

    • @P.Aether
      @P.Aether 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Okay, Ben's alt account

    • @OffensivePlayer316
      @OffensivePlayer316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some might say there was a knife fight next door.

    • @anthonini66
      @anthonini66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You couldn't write it better.

    • @billyjean5934
      @billyjean5934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@OffensivePlayer316that's life in the big city for ya!

  • @Ionization2020
    @Ionization2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    The rainbow hoodie means we are only a few months away from Tim coming out of the closet.

    • @se5080
      @se5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      As a straight man

    • @jjgator205
      @jjgator205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tim is non binary.

    • @incredulousd9408
      @incredulousd9408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjgator205 your mom is non binary

    • @daddydubs7670
      @daddydubs7670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tim isn’t gay. He’s a god.

    • @lilith3953
      @lilith3953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG. Don't tell me Tim is really a woman trapped in the body of a gay man who didn't notice that he was a woman, because having a d$@k somehow fooled him?

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I love that Tim's fanbase is the largest gathering of misanthropes on the planet outside of the world economic forum.

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Money is inherently gay, so yes

    • @tomwilson5721
      @tomwilson5721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nobody would have thought that the man to bring us together would be a big gay man..

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just like to listen to him while i do coke.

  • @bigjake1300
    @bigjake1300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jus cause you did Jre doesn’t mean you can skip an episode .. get to work

    • @smokesesh5648
      @smokesesh5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben's wife is probably having an abortion. Flush it and get back to work.

  • @poisonPpaully
    @poisonPpaully 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    All jokes aside Tim’s correct those judges that sentenced these kids to kiddy prison for minor infractions should hung in the town square

  • @topdhen
    @topdhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    If I had 100$ for everytime Ben got something right, I’d be broke as hell

    • @shapz9975
      @shapz9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If I had $100 for every time I’ve seen someone incorrectly place the dollar sign, I’d be very rich.

    • @jacoby6500
      @jacoby6500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shapz9975 you got the point why do you have to be a grammar teacher and correct a simple typing error

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacoby6500 dude, the guy talks about how wrong Ben is, and that's not a simple grammar error. To get the dollar sign wrong you have to TRY to be that stupid

    • @topdhen
      @topdhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His real business got busted for fake ppp loans

    • @austint9079
      @austint9079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jacoby6500 Because he knows this guy is only a few steps away from you. Throwing together run-on sentences that people have to read 3 times. He is a savior pal. Thank him.

  • @daaveedandersonaroni5347
    @daaveedandersonaroni5347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I loved the way Ben left the theatre echo in the final cut of the special. Throwing Tim’s timing off was a master stroke and should be at the top of his CV when he is inevitably looking for a new job.

    • @JonoPaltin
      @JonoPaltin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't watch it because of this. Terrible audio. No one's comedy special sounds like that

    • @JonoPaltin
      @JonoPaltin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prod.byzaha954 💯

  • @smokesesh5648
    @smokesesh5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I paid good money for this episode, it better be really good. Hopefully Ben has his shit together this time. 🙏

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Expectations & hope is the foundation for disappointment. The cheapest & best solution is a .75cent 9mm to the cerebellum....im frugal ,what can i say💁‍♂️

    • @jackchurchill3777
      @jackchurchill3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mcnally211 Where are you buying your 9mm bruh, its 40 cpr near me for a basic ass FMJ

    • @jordanhenderson3812
      @jordanhenderson3812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I waited an hour and got it free. I don't try to support the elites

    • @daviddavis1322
      @daviddavis1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ben "Shitshow" Avery

    • @j.a.2328
      @j.a.2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen.

  • @eckoman92
    @eckoman92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Sheath underwear sponsorship is back baby! Yessssss! Can't wait for more of the founder's heroic stories!

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck yes! The Ballad of the Patriot Pedo goes on!

    • @FrankieHustla
      @FrankieHustla 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need more of the pedophile war criminal advertisements! 😂

    • @LeoKrayola
      @LeoKrayola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lived for them

    • @robh467
      @robh467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was the best sponsorship pitch ever.
      "He wasn't the guy who raped Bradley, but he is the guy who fed him zannies, ex, and lsd until he no longer resisted."

  • @VRYRONG
    @VRYRONG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Netflix Tuesday, Patreon Wednesday, YMH Thursday, JRE Friday, and now this? The Pig has fed us well this week lads... Ben, try to keep up please

    • @jerryjimenez1670
      @jerryjimenez1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the special!

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jerryjimenez1670 he did say Netflix Tues but love the enthusiasm.
      Such an epic run for the pig

    • @HeyFella
      @HeyFella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he’s having Louie on soon too

    • @nativekydgaming1644
      @nativekydgaming1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t find the YMH episode

    • @HeyFella
      @HeyFella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nativekydgaming1644 it’s not out yet

  • @MuadDab
    @MuadDab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It’s truly amazing how Ben can take money baths in his Tesla and continue to gaze at Tim with starry ‘Make A Wish Kid’ eyes whilst knowing absolutely nothing about anything. Incredible feat.

  • @jackedwin9538
    @jackedwin9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Tim I dig you bringing up 9/11 on rogan every time. Going to the pentagon is the right direction. But ya fucked up. Ya gotta point out how impossible of a maneuver that was for an amateur pilot. It’s the smoking gun to Joe’s skeptical takes. Please bring this up next time.

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i mean joe kinda hit it on point with it being a missile coming in from a much higher angle... a plane would come more into that kinda maneuver
      nothing is impossible / im gay

    • @jackedwin9538
      @jackedwin9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Anyone who thinks a first time pilot of a 747 who could barely handle a single engine Cessna the week before is capable of that was hit on the head and force fed paint chips

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sa.8208 From what I remember the hijackers trained on how to fly the plane in flight simulators so it seems not unlikely that the best pilot would have been on the Pentagon plane and he basically landed at full speed. There was a joke about how they weren't very good students because the always crashed the plane in the simulator but who's to say they were ever trying to land successfully. My question was always the lack of additional footage from the crash. I don't get why there is just the one crappy video available when it seems like there have to be more. Unless...

    • @se5080
      @se5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That roll was fucking wild. Never knew he got so wild with that shit before I watched that doc. Not saying it was a drone but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. Tim is right about one thing we will all die with questions about that day we will never receive satisfactory answers to. 🥲

    • @jackedwin9538
      @jackedwin9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never been replicated first try
      On a simulator and it wasn’t a joke those guys were shit pilots. But out maneuvered NORAD for ours and destroyed our top military base in a plane they never flown dropping absolutely perfectly to slam into the building right in the middle. No videos. Suck it globalists

  • @Jenny_from_the_Crockpot
    @Jenny_from_the_Crockpot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Tim must be in a pinch for cash. I hear was going to appear on an episode of Pawn Starts but 'lost his cool' when they gave a lowball appraisal for the Louis Vuitton shades.

  • @mattyrat4958
    @mattyrat4958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    My heart was filled with emotion when I saw the credit on the Netflix special. Ben is the heart and soul of this show. The rugged masculinity, the glasses, the giggles, his legendary manhood. A thing of beauty indeed.

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Masculinity? C'mon...no way

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gay

    • @mrswoosh2155
      @mrswoosh2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This is Ben’s burner account

    • @God-w-
      @God-w- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The special was directed like shit and the mic had shitty reverb at certain times like tim was Joel Olsten

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stop posting under fake accounts, Ben.

  • @โทมัสโนเฮล
    @โทมัสโนเฮล 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    At least Ben stopped drinking for long enough to supervise the direction of the cameras.

  • @Bigpunz67
    @Bigpunz67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When I woke up and there was no Sunday service this morning I tweeted racial slurs at Ben Avery

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well done Sir 🤝🍻🍀

    • @monrow1961
      @monrow1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you friend

  • @sarahb2004
    @sarahb2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    There literally nothing I love more than hearing Tim sing “SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND” over and over.

    • @Man.Well93
      @Man.Well93 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp bro time stamp

  • @adamshockley1562
    @adamshockley1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I can't believe Ben has not been fired yet. I really can't take this podcast seriously anymore.

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He thinks he can hide his evil behind a cute face. Truly a monster.

    • @adamshockley1562
      @adamshockley1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Steez OnyahMomma I hope he gets robbed

    • @AngelRivera-fp9md
      @AngelRivera-fp9md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Props to Tim for keeping the show running despite Ben's efforts to bring it down. Tim is a saint.

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am so sick of ben laughing at tims perfectly reasonable questions.

    • @JBLAKIE1
      @JBLAKIE1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's busy reading up on hitler and stalin alllllll the time.

  • @ronaldnease8006
    @ronaldnease8006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love that Ben casually says to Tim I love you in German and things just get quiet 😂

    • @GraceJ91
      @GraceJ91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

  • @dmcdevitt8
    @dmcdevitt8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Meanwhile everyone picking cotton is wearing slave labor clothes lol

    • @tgunn2034
      @tgunn2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The school could have arranged a trip to China for the kids to see modern day child slave labor in action.

    • @dmcdevitt8
      @dmcdevitt8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tgunn2034 well I mean...that would be much more progressive...maybe even North Korea...

  • @matlenaghan7488
    @matlenaghan7488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The bit they left out of the cotton story which is the funniest part, the daughter actually enjoyed picking cotton and so did all the other kids, the mother in the story took that as the school making out slavery was fun, that's how it all kicked off originally, now its been changed to the mother being outraged that her daughter had the option to pick cotton, but the fact is they set up something to show children how bad slavery was and they literally loved doing it Hahahaha.

    • @alaric3056
      @alaric3056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Life in the big city!

    • @gwildordipkin6504
      @gwildordipkin6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Woke" folk have become the new racists. Like when someone joked Michelle Obama should pose for national geographic (because of the black women topless) and some Liberal said "how dare you compare her to an ape!?" when it was never the intent of the original joke. Now who's woke? Road to hell is paved with good intentions dummies.

    • @terpybuds6372
      @terpybuds6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Comedy. It writes itself. Life is a fun kind of hell ain’t it

    • @lawyer4thepeople298
      @lawyer4thepeople298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks. Makes total sense now.

    • @dopeinfertility
      @dopeinfertility 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Regardless, blatant billigerance . Almost like its all set up especially with the the child prison shiz.....what are we all doing? What the fuck is going on? Everyone talked so loudly, now that it's all coming out, no one's doing anything. Why are we not bucking? Buck up!

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I loved every part about this show, except for whenever that “Ben” thing would make noises 🤢🧌

    • @basedfemboi9401
      @basedfemboi9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want Ben

    • @Goofy_Toons
      @Goofy_Toons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@basedfemboi9401nice try Ben

    • @dentonvisual
      @dentonvisual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​@@basedfemboi9401 you forgot to finish typing "to off himself"

  • @user-rv4tb4ui9p
    @user-rv4tb4ui9p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Protect Tim Dillion at all cost , only person letting the people know major cities are literally turning to Gotham..."in the background its the sounds of Hell"...

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      by "only person" do you mean literally every single right wing commentator? lmao

    • @user-rv4tb4ui9p
      @user-rv4tb4ui9p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gregs9210😬fair point Haha ok dont kill me 🤣

    • @John-gg6op
      @John-gg6op 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gregs9210 he’s the only one who does it within reason and calls out madness regardless if it’s on the right or the left (he’s been critical of trump, Desantis, Senator Ted Cruz, ect)

    • @Juck_The_Fews
      @Juck_The_Fews 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John-gg6op exactly, its a refreshing voice in an otherwise partisan shill-dominated hellscape. Death to both sides, make America chill again.

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@John-gg6op never said he didn't, just the notion that he's the only person relating the biggest cities in the country are burning down is nothing profound/new and kind of ridiculous

  • @BioluminescentTree
    @BioluminescentTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favourite gay influencer 😍

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mine is brendan schaub

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Fun fact the school was also processing and then selling the cotton and not reimbursing the children for their work...

    • @willtaylo2934
      @willtaylo2934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s another Turkish delight

    • @zebuvardare7792
      @zebuvardare7792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well duh. They were teaching slavery

    • @snappingturtlehiddentiger6571
      @snappingturtlehiddentiger6571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the black mother is just pretending it was traumatic because she wants to “get a bag” so she can buy herself tue good blonde straight weave and a butt lift to look like the white women she hates. The irony.

    • @VeMi1337
      @VeMi1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wholesome 😊

    • @fiveninecummins7768
      @fiveninecummins7768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like they were a step away from using dogs on the kids..

  • @OWENROTHLERNER
    @OWENROTHLERNER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank god there's no guest.

  • @edoe5915
    @edoe5915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My son told me about his school having Easy Bake Ovens at their desks and that they were cooking Stars of David

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet they couldn't cook all the stars they claimed to.

    • @brainiac1595
      @brainiac1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teach them early about cookie to oven ratios

    • @untenableposition
      @untenableposition 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rampart.X kid's claiming they baked 6 million cookies in 4 periods

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are a few fleeting moments in which the younger generation doesn't fill me with terror. This is one of them.

  • @TDuBs97
    @TDuBs97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Heard Ghislaine helped fund your special tim, so proud!! Always love to see you beg for money from people more elite than you

  • @martincortez1
    @martincortez1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    You know it’s fake business when joe says “I like your new stuff” while promoting your old special

  • @joserecio1112
    @joserecio1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have Andrew tate on

  • @MrClarkeGaber
    @MrClarkeGaber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hasan is the ultimate Karen, and he's crazy jealous of you

  • @FestiveDogs
    @FestiveDogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The $85,000 sunglasses are off?! It's gonna be a good one folks 😎

    • @FestiveDogs
      @FestiveDogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i stand corrected... i hope the glasses are back next week 😔

    • @event__horizon
      @event__horizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben broke them

  • @tc7666
    @tc7666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The owner of Sheath underwear is a genius, applying POW torture techniques to underwear👀🤘🏼

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    We need to start a Go Fund Me to get Tim some nice Ralph Lauren “IM WITH STUPID ->” shirts he can wear next to Ben on episodes like this. Who’s with me? 👊

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes or Yes

    • @That_Guy_Butler
      @That_Guy_Butler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think we should raise $75,000 for three shirts.

    • @dentonvisual
      @dentonvisual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@That_Guy_Butler I was thinking 200 grand, but that's a start

    • @KunjaBihariKrishna
      @KunjaBihariKrishna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thoughts and prayers

    • @sarahb2004
      @sarahb2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GENIUS

  • @kevinkalb7000
    @kevinkalb7000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Those LA realtors and Tim talking about them, was a perfect description of LA. A delusion of grandeur mixed with a disturbing reality.

  • @Thinknappythoughts
    @Thinknappythoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ben…you’re great babes! Haters are gonna hate and you keep on being great!

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that you again, Ben? How many sock puppet accounts do you have?

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude no one hates Ben. Its a running BIT started by Tim , where he verbally abuses Ben, his fans join in in the comment section.Everyone actually love Ben

    • @rehmsmeyer
      @rehmsmeyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ben is literally the only thing preventing this podcast from going to Spotify for $300,000,000.

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheMemoryPolice not me. I literally tried to kill him last week.

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rampart.X - Tim is a Saint. Don't know how he puts up with him😅😅

  • @beleden1215
    @beleden1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I just figured out why I like Tim Dillon. He says all the shit they say we can't say anymore while making light of the world burning in front of us.

    • @daizukkesnabela
      @daizukkesnabela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly! 🔥🔥

    • @Gh0stdawg70
      @Gh0stdawg70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Say it brother don’t let them win, ruin family gatherings and holidays by saying trump was too liberal, say we need someone with some real balls like a Duarte type fella

    • @alexbrint3798
      @alexbrint3798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      welcome

    • @DTTWOPP
      @DTTWOPP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KEEP UPPPP the fact that u are now figuring this out disgusts us all, and quite frankly wed like you to leave

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wishes us well while making a few hundred thousand dollars per month.

  • @mikeb2877
    @mikeb2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    At what point does Tim take legal action against his producer?

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Legal means? ...oh we are far from that point. Only violence can solve that issue.
      But a nuringberg style trial would be hilarious, now that i ponder youre statement further & assuming that the death penalty is on the table ill back this comment....but Tim has to be the prosecutor.
      ( seriously that would be hilarious to have Tim question Ben in a court room about his soul motive of destroying Tims empire) 😜👍🤝🍻

  • @kentuckianaboy
    @kentuckianaboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cotton was only King in the Deep South. Virginia grew tobacco and the Carolinas were established as an extension of the rice and indigo plantations of the British colonies in Barbados and the Caribbean.

  • @topdhen
    @topdhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Saw the special. Gonna be honest, it was incredibly mediocre. I found myself rooting for Tim through out the special the same way you root for your car when your turning the key as it click click clicks and it doesn’t wanna start.
    And I’m a big Tim advocate. And will continue to be.
    The special reminded me of Elephant In The Room
    Equally as fat
    But not equally as funny

    • @matthayden8385
      @matthayden8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Special was great. The crowd was insufferable and killed his momentum repeatedly. Saw the show live in Cincinnati and the place was rolling

    • @mikeadams3305
      @mikeadams3305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was in Denver for his special taping and the crowd was awful. It was amazing that he didn’t walk off stage and tape it somewhere else

    • @topdhen
      @topdhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting that could of been it. I noticed a bit of crowd fatigue too.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My biggest complaint was that weird televangelist-style voice quavering he did at the end of almost every sentence, totally didn't land the impact of what he was saying. The way he talks on these podcasts are way more punchy which makes what he says so funny, that shaky inflection on stage just didn't land at all for me but good for him either way for getting that special out

    • @topdhen
      @topdhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      think I know what your talking about. For me it might of been an high expectations that I do not want to claim to be “ unrealistic “ because I think Tim is very funny and raunchy and most importantly intelligent and honest. He’s so good on the podcast you just expect it to translate into his stand up {especially a big Netflix special} and the fact that it didn’t hit like you would expect was very meh. It was a sub par experience, so much so that after it was done, I just immediately got the urge to explore some other comics specials I’ve been meaning too, and I finally got around to checking out Shane Gillis and his 40 minute TH-cam special, and I was deeply upset at myself that I waited so long to check him out. His TH-cam special was absolutely amazing after watching Tims special and I expected Tim’s special to land and connect with me like Shane’s did. Perhaps I just learned something new about myself and my sense of humor or something, or maybe it was just something that felt off about Tim and his performance. It felt very nervous’E / half efforted / not 100% in it.
      I maybe laughed twice during Tim’s special and that wasn’t me coming in as a critic. I came in excited ready to laugh and see what Tim had to say, and the whole time there was just no rhythm or connection.
      It honestly felt like a twilight zone episode where a dimension existed where Tim was a hack comedian.
      I’ll try and listen again, but I’m honestly just lookin forward to the next special.
      Perhaps I might just not be into his stand up but love him as a comic just like how most people feel about Joe Rogan.
      I’m super happy for Ben and Timmy and I still support him because he IS undeniably funny, and hopefully it was just a weird set.
      I thought he was absolutely goin to destroy the cactus lezzies and their desert air bnb,
      And it was like, he either forgot how to express how he really feels, or he wussed out or something.
      That bit was supposed to be a huge punch down, and it was like, half way through it, he layed down and tapped out. Could of been legal reasons? Iunno, felt like he was putting on the emergency pc breaks through out the whole thing, which is fine, but theirs an art to doing that in my opinion.

  • @daviddavis1322
    @daviddavis1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ben's wife is learning German? I did Nazi that coming.

  • @rafaelrondon8567
    @rafaelrondon8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Replace Ben with a Tickle Me Elmo

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    in the mid-80s, the nuns at my Catholic school decided that we needed to have a simulated experience of what it was like to be hostages/POWs taken by terrorists, complete with fake Middle Eastern dialects. I was made to do push-ups until I collapsed, among other things. Peak American education system.

  • @jimferriter8813
    @jimferriter8813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dillon’s adverts are the best. He puts negative effort im

    • @AVERYochang
      @AVERYochang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn’t always like that

  • @EFV369
    @EFV369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The increasing sound of sirens while they're bullshittin' 🤣

  • @TonyBBQ
    @TonyBBQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Tim Dillon is like the podcast scene equivalent of the Comedian from the watchmen. I always think he's going to break the sarcasm character but never does.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tim is like Ozymandias I think he's gonna break the gay character, but he never does.

    • @chasemcdaniel3620
      @chasemcdaniel3620 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he clearly isn't a full blown left wing shill.
      So he is holding that back. He's joking around but seems pretty right wing.
      Or he's a lunatic who truly thinks it's funny too lie in all aspects of life.
      I truly feel like he's 90% real...but adding a layer of jokes on top.
      I personally have some racist ass family members. But they're family.
      Tim has talked about similar issues.
      The only option is to joke about it. Different people and different experiences.

  • @dbradley9078
    @dbradley9078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everybody shitting on Ben.... Ben's a good guy. If I saw him in person I'd say "Ben Avery!? I didn't know that stacked shit that high!" which I only say to true friends.

  • @LeviNotik
    @LeviNotik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How can we recreate settler colonialism after lunch?" LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @NashTV8
    @NashTV8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    53:27 for Tim on Andrew Tate

  • @dogzer
    @dogzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If I don't get my free content soon I'm going to be pissed

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim's looking like a lesbian soccer mom at a weight watchers support group and Ben's looking like an alcoholic writer from the 1920's who's one insult away from picking up a gun. #LifeInTheBigCity

  • @pokemon_420
    @pokemon_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tim will do it.
    Tim will get your channel banned so he doesnt have to do paid ads in a depreciated value

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a real knife fight

  • @godsglizzy2232
    @godsglizzy2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The year is 2030. Homelessness is no longer a thing thanks to the brilliant ideas of Timothy (Karate Kink) Dillon.

    • @beleden1215
      @beleden1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just let them live in the empty malls...

  • @NwordSizurpHandz
    @NwordSizurpHandz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How do you make a better country? Well, you make less losers. How do you make less losers? You replace Joe Rogan with Tim Dillon.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time for the Real Patriots to March on Rogan's compound.

  • @huntergodwin9138
    @huntergodwin9138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope Tim beats Ben extra hard for not knowing that he was singing chili peppers.

  • @edwardduclos1589
    @edwardduclos1589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ben and Tim have been tiffing for awhile now, like an awkward moment at a friends dinner where a couple airs their dirty laundry. Love it.

  • @kidsister316
    @kidsister316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i know when i hear Tim uttering "Huh boy....." he's about to drop the knowledge
    congrats Timmy! glad you're finally getting your props! 😅😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @nukxoticcosmicaz1054
    @nukxoticcosmicaz1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol I think we've all been booted off Twitter

  • @sophiejew
    @sophiejew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You have to watch "picking cotton on a racist fieldtrip" where this guy talked about that exact same thing, uploaded 11 years ago. It's the funniest video but I can't believe these trips are still happening.

  • @neighbshoes1137
    @neighbshoes1137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I NEED IT NOOOOOOOOOOW

  • @rivervac
    @rivervac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have no idea how these two hooked up. Ben seems like the kind of guy that should be playing cornhole and guzzling Bud Lights with the inlaws on the weekends.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, he gets cornholed by his inlaws while guzzling something else. Big difference.

  • @guitarnutbolinuli5788
    @guitarnutbolinuli5788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would have been happy to spend the day outside picking cotton; doing anything that isn't school during school is the best day possible when your a kid.

  • @MrRanch-fc2pe
    @MrRanch-fc2pe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Newbies in the comment section don’t understand the Ben hate 😂

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when Tim and Ben go matching pullovers you know it's been a rough week

  • @JeniOnly
    @JeniOnly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We’re so proud of you Tim! 💞

  • @janesmith1008
    @janesmith1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tim's podcast stuff is funnier and has better flow and confidence than his stand up routine for some reason.

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not just him. Chris D'Elia, Joe Rogan, and many other comics whose specials are painful to endure.

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I was surprised he seemed kinda nervous in the special

  • @mathewmara2184
    @mathewmara2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yo, I'll say it. Tim Dillon the podcast host > Tim Dillon the stand up. Michael Che was right and we all owe him an apology 🤷‍♂️
    Yes or Yes?!

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking this! Needless to say, I happen to think you are completely correct about this... Che can't enjoy the w though he's in jail on a dwi

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching the special and realizing Tim is fat brendan schaub has been a life changing experience

  • @ericbontheweb
    @ericbontheweb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ben should be ashamed that he can't even look in Tim's direction as Tim is letting him know how proud his family is

    • @ashintheblunt3292
      @ashintheblunt3292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s despicable of him. He needs to start getting slapped and have a real good talk and Tim just edits the video and cuts it out so we know that he got what he deserves. Pathetic

  • @Alexwhatisit
    @Alexwhatisit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bens frequent outburst are getting tiring. Tim please control him.

  • @gabrielelias9740
    @gabrielelias9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Real estate agents in California are the weirdest people you will ever meet

  • @guyfawkes8384
    @guyfawkes8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Tim Dillon, I love Joe Rogan, I love Chris D'Elia, but man do their Netflix specials suck. Tim and Chris are two of the funniest people on their podcasts but their specials don't reflect that person. It's not genuine. Not just them, it seems all good comics material is garbage on Netflix. I don't get it.

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! Add Theo Von to that list as well

  • @vikingzeppelin
    @vikingzeppelin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Could we see a future debate between the esteemed Andrew Tate and Dr. Jordan Peterson...on the Tim Dillon Show?

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs to get Ben Shapiro on

  • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
    @alexanderkvitrovn9828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank god no guests

  • @modernmountaineer
    @modernmountaineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Was that a real ad, where he said the guy that created the underwear asked his buddies what the material was they used to use with torture? Lol I can't tell if that was a real ad or joke

    • @chases.3763
      @chases.3763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a real ad in the sense that he got paid to do it lol

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's real. I was one of those people.

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A military inquest confirmed that it was true.

  • @RoyalHurlbert
    @RoyalHurlbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes or yes

  • @bettereverydaybrett
    @bettereverydaybrett 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tim they dismissed the cotton picking case last week😅

  • @Kiron7
    @Kiron7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The summer of content my ass Timbo

  • @Tesstamona
    @Tesstamona ปีที่แล้ว +2

    back watching a ben episode cuz the new shit is nails on a chalkboard. lemon party it is i suppose.

  • @oldgregg9074
    @oldgregg9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That realtor interview is so underrated.
    "I was surprised they ranked LA livability down in the 10 or 12 range... The air is relatively clean... no traffics not too bad"
    *sirens blaring endlessly around him.

  • @daniellaurent11
    @daniellaurent11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the sirens get closer and closer when they talk about "Livability" !

  • @claudeducharme007
    @claudeducharme007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got bad news for you all if you google news any of your city’s …..it’s not good

  • @ggemmy1473
    @ggemmy1473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    if tim interviews andrew tate, or either of the tate brothers, i think it would break the internet

  • @imvzz
    @imvzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When is Brittney Griner coming on the show?

  • @meganklobchar7014
    @meganklobchar7014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think people are taking Tate way too serious. I can't believe people can't tell that's he's joking about extreme shit he says. All I care about it is I want him and Jake Paul to fight because who ever loses will take a such a massive loss . The loser is gonna have such a ego hit I don't see either of them handling that well 🔥🔥l

    • @peppino1961
      @peppino1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tate is so silly and such a poser. He’ll be flipping burgers soon or get whacked by rival casino owners.

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair lots of people cant tell Timmy is joking either lol

  • @grahambrogan-brown9338
    @grahambrogan-brown9338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the 500th episode you should sacrifice ben on the table

  • @JD_50
    @JD_50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ve started to notice the lower Tim slouches in his chair the tighter the material is

  • @OnPointFirearms
    @OnPointFirearms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Directed by Ben Avery.
    Executive Producer: G. Maxwell.

  • @vax5708
    @vax5708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OJ did it.

    • @monrow1961
      @monrow1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "IF" he did it

  • @tonyonbass
    @tonyonbass ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh! I dig when you guys converse!! It’s like I’m in the room, just waiting for Tim to make me spit-take 😂💦💨[again]!!! HIGH LARIOUS!

  • @miguelito2361
    @miguelito2361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There was going to be a guest, but Ben has been reading your comments and made an executive decision to uninvite Anne Heche

  • @nellaluap8758
    @nellaluap8758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yo, as a Patreon I want to say this is the 1st time I'm on Ben's side... Quite honestly I tapped out early on your special because I enjoy this so much more...
    I've heard all of your Gas Digital work, heard you on YKWD, and a thousand things including all your Patreon...
    I want a Tim Dillon Specal that is "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell"
    Your opinions on mundain topics are less interesting than the most recent Rogan Apperance...

  • @brandonaguirre6191
    @brandonaguirre6191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I know this is a joke, but martial arts for the homeless is literally the best idea I’ve heard so far! You know… teach them some discipline! They lack discipline!
    Seriously… The best idea I have heard. You know besides decriminalizing drugs, banning camping, more shelters/affordable housing and do you know giving them all phones to call better help.

    • @HolyAquaaa
      @HolyAquaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Giving people who have nothing to lose and additions the ability to fight😂

    • @incredulousd9408
      @incredulousd9408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bum fights has been tried and went exactly as you imagined it would.

    • @matthewmaguire71
      @matthewmaguire71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They a rack a dispreen!

    • @beleden1215
      @beleden1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Seattle has the right idea (sarcasm). Let the homeless smoke crack (which I have seen several times now) and just let them roam the streets like zombies. At least the homeless in Atl were only smearing shit and taking shits on the sidewalks...

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about cotton picking camps for the homeless - teach them a useful skill.