Looting, Girl Scout Cookies, Fake Airpods + more - Thalia Hall - Josh Johnson - Standup Comedy

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +297

    Hi Friends!! Subscribe if you’re not and Thanks for watching.I wanted to let you know that the first run of my 2024 tour is on sale now. www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour for tix.

    • @TopLob
      @TopLob 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The new king!

    • @anthonystafford8099
      @anthonystafford8099 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Excited every time I see a new set posted. Great work, thanks for the laughs.

    • @thebender3118
      @thebender3118 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you please come to Vegas?

    • @karenhaid6397
      @karenhaid6397 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      MORE PLEASE! You make me laugh! Thanks

    • @doreendgulley
      @doreendgulley 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      On the 2nd or 2rd run could you come to Philly?

  • @Jen_Wick
    @Jen_Wick 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1119

    I continue to be impressed by Josh's ability to push out these fresh comedic sets week after week. It never feels like he needs to sit and write jokes - he's just genuinely funny.

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      That's the genius with his ability to make us laugh.
      He makes it feel like he's our funny friend telling us hilarious stories. I'm very sure that he's honed his skills and experience over many years yet would still be writing and performing his jokes non stop to keep his style and quality of work 100%. I agree with you, I'm impressed by Josh too. Take care.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And he writes for tv dude is amazing

    • @aud9851
      @aud9851 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I bet he got used to writing weekly jokes for the tonight show and later was like, why don’t I just do this for myself?

    • @Findmeagainsomeday
      @Findmeagainsomeday 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Handsome too.

  • @brittanym.1278
    @brittanym.1278 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +530

    I’m so happy that I was able to be there. I got to meet Josh and he is so kind!🤩 See him live anytime you can!🤗

    • @octiiXpies
      @octiiXpies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      THE CHAIR

    • @intothefire3680
      @intothefire3680 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Jealous!

    • @bibbcountybaby
      @bibbcountybaby 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      aww i bet tht was such a treat!!! happy for u and cant wait until i get to see him live

    • @s.g.187
      @s.g.187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tickets are 275 in my town😢

    • @octiiXpies
      @octiiXpies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@s.g.187 ?!?!?!?!! ours weren't that expensive :o i think i paid like $90 after taxes and fees for 2 tickets

  • @eintheoverlord4997
    @eintheoverlord4997 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +430

    Josh Johnson's uncanny ability to produce fresh materials every week---while concurrently being a writer for the Daily Show---is astounding.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amazing

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Damn... he writes for the Daily Show? That kinda makes me lose respect for him a little ngl.

    • @nessax5136
      @nessax5136 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@Yodalemoswhy? A job is a job, and it’s tough out there for creatives. Josh is super talented but it takes years to hone your craft, even longer to get to a position where you can work for yourself. I for one am glad he gets to get paid while he perfects his craft

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@nessax5136 its just that the Daily Show is so lame compared to his own comedy.

    • @recklessmermaid
      @recklessmermaid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Yodalemosright so he can save the good stuff for us online ❤️‍🔥

  • @NateReadsDiversely
    @NateReadsDiversely 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +670

    As a former girl scout from New York, I'm not surprised that that little girl was as vicious as she was.

    • @deannawoolfolk4562
      @deannawoolfolk4562 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Cookie season is the biggest Girl Scout hustle 😂

    • @justinauyeung1290
      @justinauyeung1290 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Ran into Cindy McPhearson.

    • @datronhicks7928
      @datronhicks7928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Cuz you’re from New York 😂

    • @raquelalmeida9002
      @raquelalmeida9002 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      He should have either walked away or take a few big bank notes out of his pocket, showed them to her, said "I bet your cookies are delicious, I'm gonna buy the whole batch from the next one I see....", put the money back and walk away...

    • @shayboogie3682
      @shayboogie3682 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@raquelalmeida9002- I guarantee He will do this when he fully transforms into “Angry old man” - right now, he’s in his angry chrysalis 😅😅😅😅

  • @theanonymoushelpline7248
    @theanonymoushelpline7248 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    I was at this show! The tickets were soooo cheap for us and he did a free meet and greet and he met everyone! Literally the nicest kindest most humble and down to earth guy ever! He’s a national treasure fr. Bless his heart for all that he give his supporters. He’s the only one who really treat us like friends and people. That takes heart JJ. I love this dude!

  • @elizabethclairewolfrosenda3391
    @elizabethclairewolfrosenda3391 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    "This man looted himself $7000 into Rabbit medical debt" 😆😂🤣

    • @Bright_Broccoli
      @Bright_Broccoli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I am glad the looter friend has been taking care of his new pet bunny.

  • @elisa0329
    @elisa0329 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    "No... No... You need to be on MY side... Hear me out..." 😂

  • @shellybear627
    @shellybear627 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    When he said "I don't hate all kids. I have beef with like 4 kids" i absolutely fell in love with this man 🤣

  • @graysondagent7721
    @graysondagent7721 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    dude after Josh said 'Earussy', and that one chick shouted 'EEEEWWWWWW' fucking sent me omg

    • @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289
      @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was like what did he just say? Lol😂

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think I heard multiple chicks all at once 😂😂😂

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "No, no, you need to be on my side." "Working her corners." Classic already.

  • @professordracula
    @professordracula 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    This man has the quickest mind in comedy. Brilliant stuff.

  • @gingerhitzke9185
    @gingerhitzke9185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I have never heard you tell the same joke twice and I listen to you on youtube A LOT.

  • @SugarHigh7278
    @SugarHigh7278 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    Had my alarm set for this. Took a nap, woke up grumpy. 13 minutes later I'm sitting here giggling. Thanks Josh!

    • @carmen3091
      @carmen3091 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wholesome

    • @naywahn
      @naywahn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was...was a rabbit involved?

  • @nitamckeethen6986
    @nitamckeethen6986 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Josh is so prolific. His material just keeps coming. He can make anything funny.

  • @kairos-049
    @kairos-049 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Tbh if a girl scout called me broke I’d just be like “yeah thanks for understanding sis maybe next week”

    • @MsJMHS
      @MsJMHS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      "Little girl, I can't afford your sub-par cookies with all this inflation." 😂

    • @giggles1219
      @giggles1219 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂​@@MsJMHS

    • @tareapayton7549
      @tareapayton7549 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly 😂

  • @peterfazio9306
    @peterfazio9306 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    "You just want me to go up these steps raw." 😂😂😂

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Ear eussy is freaking wild 😂😂😂

  • @Danipoopaloo4344
    @Danipoopaloo4344 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Each time I watch his standup, I love him a little more. He's so natural. Almost makes ya feel like your best friend is shootin' the shit with you. ❤

  • @kathybell6268
    @kathybell6268 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Josh's observations have the quality of George Carlin's. Taking common experiences like a Girl Scout cookie table and makes it hysterical! Thanks for the joy you put into the world!

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Loved George Carlin. Yes, I see the resemblance in his observations.

  • @Todengel1313
    @Todengel1313 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Your Tuesday uploads are basically my favorite part of the week. You're absolutely hilarious, a great story teller, and should've had more specials on big networks than you do now.

  • @sailincat2822
    @sailincat2822 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Thank you Josh! Your comedy is fresh and original. Your delivery is impeccable. The expensive 'free' rabbit bit was particularly heartwarming. As an 'older' gentleman, I'm trying to follow the path of old guy who refuses to grow up. So far, so good!😁

  • @DL-pg2ww
    @DL-pg2ww 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I'm a 64 German teaching English, I listen to everything that is available from Josh Johnson on TH-cam. I have classes with difficult kids and young angry parents. As most teachers probably have these days. I find I can't even listen to "angry" comedians anymore. Everywhere you go on the internet, there's so much anger, rage even, at the left, the right, the woke or the not- woke, the age of the GREAT DIVIDE so to speak. Josh Johnson is a comedian who unites. We can all relate to his tales. No one gets hurt. And maybe not everyone knows or appreciates that yet, we so need people like him. And if he becomes an "angry old man" wishing for cheeky cookie salesgirls to stay small forever, I also want to be that type of angry old woman. Given my age, I hope I already am. 😂

  • @happysheepies7321
    @happysheepies7321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This young man is one of the funniest new comedians I’ve seen

  • @firrana
    @firrana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I adore this human being. be good to him OR ELSE

  • @LittleSailboat
    @LittleSailboat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    That little girl scout was SMART. She was waiting for you to turn around and be like "Would someone who is poor have several 20s in their wallet." and she'd be like "Perfect! A box of cookies is 20 dollars!"

    • @robertmarley8852
      @robertmarley8852 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's cunning ....not smart

    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@robertmarley8852 A wise man once said "Cunning is just bad smart." Bad as in evil or mean. Pretty sure cunning is a subtype of smart.
      However since her approach didn't work I'm not sure how smart or cunning it actually was. Maybe she was just being an awful little kid.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      But who would want to buy from her after that dig? You’d take your money elsewhere. What about that is smart 😂

    • @cela9852
      @cela9852 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@robertmarley8852I'm yet to meet a cunning person that isnt smart especially street smart. They pretty much go hand in hand.

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertmarley8852cunning is synonymous with smart. Good try

  • @keefabara
    @keefabara 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Really wished I could've gone to this show a couple of weeks ago but I couldn't. I'm so glad I get to see some of it!

    • @LevLuv12
      @LevLuv12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's ok if you're broke. 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @richardwilliams3392
    @richardwilliams3392 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I love me some Josh...I remember watching him with his Afro ..lol...but continues to get better...and keeps fresh material coming weekly..salute king..keep being great at being great

  • @Nunya_Bidnez
    @Nunya_Bidnez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Old folks get angry because they see how things could be better. You get sick of it after 50 Years of this. I love this bit.

    • @jennifercook6497
      @jennifercook6497 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂False. If they see how things could be better, they wouldn't have ruined them from the beginning. Every single generation has had it's downfall and it's all thanks to the previous one. But yeah, old people see how things could be better and THEY are the ones sick of it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hadrianhexe9603
      @hadrianhexe9603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jennifercook6497 Exactly, old folks are angry because people don't like change and also, people get angry when they see that people didn't struggle how they did, regardless of whether it's right and regardless of whether or not the new generation has different struggles. It's why they can big and bold say 'when i was your age i had to do this and this', ignoring the fact that a child shouldn't have had gone through what they went through.

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I like that analogy "life is like a dark house" I'm gonna have to use that bit from time to time whenever I notice a young person just yadda yadda-ing an older persons advice.

  • @verballynonverbal
    @verballynonverbal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    This was such a great show! Josh always kills.

  • @MrAntoineglenn
    @MrAntoineglenn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    His delivery and timing is top tier! We’ll be seeing Josh at the top of the comedy game soon.

  • @LaVieOfficiel
    @LaVieOfficiel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    "😐 and you don't have any real money 🙂" is an all-time, hall of fame comeback. salute. uncritical support.
    edit: 7000 fkn dollars?? Lord.

    • @jasonedenburg9427
      @jasonedenburg9427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm actually more torn, I don't condone the looting but dude clearly cared anough about the damn thing to give out that much 😂😂😂

  • @user-ll2ks2tg5i
    @user-ll2ks2tg5i 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Thanks for delivering new content every week. You're on a roll.

  • @justinnewman13
    @justinnewman13 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Damn he’s on the big stage. Keep going man we love to see your dedication!

    • @mandeanraje2300
      @mandeanraje2300 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He has several taped specials.

  • @jojotheoj
    @jojotheoj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    How do you make me laugh and then also remind me of important life things and then I guffaw again. Every single set, every time.

  • @ksea6565
    @ksea6565 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Spending time with your elders ( walking through the house) was such a beautiful analogy ❤️

  • @CStuekey87
    @CStuekey87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Oooh lemme roll my blunt up and get this video rolling. Josh's weekly video is seriously my nugget of gold for the week. I'm so excited he's going to waste his time coming to Iowa. We're more than just a flyover state!

    • @officiallaurenbrown
      @officiallaurenbrown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      “Waste his time”…?😂🤣🥲 Iowa has good people in it, don’t count yourself out…
      …I say as a New Yorker😂

    • @CStuekey87
      @CStuekey87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @officiallaurenbrown I love New Yorkers. I used to work in NYC for a bit and any time I'd tell anyone I was from Iowa they'd always ask me questions about home and ask if I lived on a farm lol. I don't, but my grandpa was a farmer, so I grew up on a farm lol. I love you guys.

    • @707Berto
      @707Berto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Any GSC in that blunt?

    • @CStuekey87
      @CStuekey87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@707Berto cherry pie

    • @officiallaurenbrown
      @officiallaurenbrown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CStuekey87 positive vibes all around. ✌️😆

  • @Navy148
    @Navy148 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Honestly, this is one of the most wholesome communities on TH-cam am proud of us☺️and we’re proud of you Josh🙌🏾❤️

  • @WublicIndecency
    @WublicIndecency 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I just love that hes taken good care of the rabbit at least lol

  • @FlyGravitas
    @FlyGravitas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Been following Josh for a few years now. Glad to see him doing so well. He's getting funnier by the show. Also pretty excited to see so much new material.

  • @vfb66
    @vfb66 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I just gotta say bro it is super inspiring to see you traveling the country and making a living through your artistry and talent. I know you’ll blow up and I’ll see you on Netflix or hbo ! Keep grinding fam. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Agent_00Kilo
    @Agent_00Kilo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Earussy" I am 😂💀⚰️!

  • @PsychoKupcake
    @PsychoKupcake 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I get more news from watching Josh than from the internet, tv, and radio all combined.
    What I love best though about Josh is that he is unique. He has a slow delivery and pulls it off well. I'm so glad he is doing so well 😃

  • @greggoreo6738
    @greggoreo6738 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Josh! You're a NATIONAL TREASURE! Thank God For Your mommy snd daddy! Bravo, genius guy! Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach CA Etats Unis

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The rabbit story had me gasping for air 😂 I laughed for about 1 min after it had ended!

    • @mizaroo
      @mizaroo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I didn't understand this comment, until JUST now (watching the end). Totally agree 😂 still laughing...

  • @octiiXpies
    @octiiXpies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Oh god I think I heard my surprised shriek-laugh in there 🤣

    • @timmccarthy9917
      @timmccarthy9917 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      timestamp or it didn't happen

  • @KatherineEginton
    @KatherineEginton 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude you truly have it all ... talent, versatility, craft, brains, warmth, authenticity, clarity of perspective, an eye for the absurd. I've been watching you since Catfishing the KKK and I feel unreasonably pleased with myself because I've been saying you're going to be famous someday since then -- unreasonably, as though i had anything to do with your achievement lol 🙃 you remind me a little of a less misogynistic Dylan Moran, your stories sparkle in a similar way. I admire your obvious dedication to your craft. I live in NYC, so hopefully I'll get to come out and see you some time. Hope the tour goes great!

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:31 the way he said "fucking" never heard Josh sound so angry

  • @queenreg7
    @queenreg7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Old school Dennis the Menace and Mr. Wilson vibes with him and the Girl Scout.

  • @XXhite
    @XXhite หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:25 BRUH!!!! Your delivery right there had me laughing my phuckin ass off for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯. I think because you dont usually emote anger like that, so when you did it is just soooo phucking funny 🤣💯💯💯🫡

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Thanks for uploading this, along with everything else you share with us Josh. I know this was a big milestone for you to perform at this Venue and I'm so happy for you! ✊✌️

  • @stephencamper7715
    @stephencamper7715 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This brother don't miss! He is living inside my brain Instantly a legend!!

  • @sarahbuck2506
    @sarahbuck2506 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Truly the hardest working man in comedy. So much fresh content

  • @traditionalnative
    @traditionalnative 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i love you can tell you're very kind and humble. my favorite comedian!

  • @vicious420
    @vicious420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Damn bro you came to Mexico 😢i wish i could see you at least a few minutes... i would be so glad to meet you... i hope you enjoyed your trip and ofcourse come back soon 🇲🇽love u😍

  • @Understandingasthmawithshaun
    @Understandingasthmawithshaun 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We enjoyed every moment of the set. The food was delicious. Valet parking…..well, it’s Chicago, lol. Love my city.

  • @chetbaker6749
    @chetbaker6749 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Thos guy never misses 😂😂😂 he gets me everytime

  • @leggomyengo
    @leggomyengo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    praying for the day my guy heads to houston with his talents!!! we need you to enlighten us, josh!!!

  • @vl5008
    @vl5008 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stop, stop!!!! It’s nighttime I can’t be laughing this loud. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Come back to Chicago soon! We miss you already!

  • @kathleentate8343
    @kathleentate8343 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love this young man

  • @TaylorMaurandbhangra
    @TaylorMaurandbhangra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hehe I was at this show, too. Fun to see it on replay! Also got to meet him in person, and Josh is awesome in person as well as on stage. Thanks for a great set, Josh!!

  • @LilyPeregrine
    @LilyPeregrine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Josh is my comfort comedian.
    It's unlikely that I will ever meet him in real life (being in a country he probably will never visist) but, I hope he knows just how much he makes my day with his videos.

  • @honvstly_rosa
    @honvstly_rosa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man I was casually cooking and found your videos on tiktok, now I’m hooked😭😭😭

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Josh Johnson NEVER misses!!

  • @Itsjustx._
    @Itsjustx._ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He makes stand up look super easy I love his style

  • @yazminkayani5138
    @yazminkayani5138 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Please come to the UK Josh!!! We love you here!!!

  • @christinadavis2810
    @christinadavis2810 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Josh you are an amazing light. I type your name just to have better days. Keep going king. May the Lord of Israel bless you ❤

  • @Cheese_crackers
    @Cheese_crackers 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That whole air pods bit had me crying laughing in the middle of my job. Coworker asked wth you the joker or what? ... I haven't laughed that hard in so long

  • @martinso1145
    @martinso1145 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Always Amazing To See A Simple Yet Funny Set!!!! Keep Going Josh, The World Is Watching

  • @muellerphyllis
    @muellerphyllis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your stories and the way you see the world. You are awesome sir.

  • @christina-clairegeorges3661
    @christina-clairegeorges3661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    These are the highlights of my week ! 🎉

  • @jauxro
    @jauxro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Leaving me disoriented with the rabbit 😂

  • @blasianking4827
    @blasianking4827 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ever since I found your channel I watched all your standup routines now they like crack for me, I NEED MORE!

  • @shuyuar
    @shuyuar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mkay. "Ear Bussy"? Did I just hear that?🤧😂🤣🤣💀💀⚰️⚰️

  • @vivianagbegha2712
    @vivianagbegha2712 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ♥️ Just saw the Arlington show! More than an hour of nonstop laughter to the point of tears flooding my face and almost peeing on myself! 😂

  • @awesomelycurious2740
    @awesomelycurious2740 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm super glad I was abke to see Josh live in Chicago! Thanks for the good time!!

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I often find myself on the threshold of "Angry Old Man" sometimes, especially when I'm waiting for a bus and there's a single parent with rowdy kids across from me.

  • @saycibon
    @saycibon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey, Josh! Thanks for sharing this section with us. Your thoughtful humor with twists and turns is so so good. I listen to a lot of comedy, often while doing other things, and you have a presence and persona I truly enjoy watching. Great to see you on The Daily Show! You're very funny, dude.

  • @badmonkeyking
    @badmonkeyking 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    even at 5:44 AM sober laughing so hard!

  • @andreabryan9710
    @andreabryan9710 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Josh is a sweetheart. I love his storytelling!

  • @An0nymous_L0gic
    @An0nymous_L0gic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ngl the dark house analogy is fantastic.

  • @edsp666
    @edsp666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Looted himself into rabbit medical debt 😂😂😂😭 I cant breathe lmmaaooooo

  • @eneodu3755
    @eneodu3755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How do you always have fresh material and be this funny every time?! Wow. Beautiful , talented man.

  • @CStuekey87
    @CStuekey87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This one was in Chicago so you know it's gonna be fkn hilarious.

  • @Findmeagainsomeday
    @Findmeagainsomeday 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    On god this man knows how to make me smile and laugh, give me more

  • @miriviews
    @miriviews 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Petsmart hasn't sold rabbits since 2007, but lets animal rescues put them up for adoption in their stores. So if it was a Petsmart, then he stole a rabbit from an animal rescue group! But loving owners who provide pet bunnies with vet care are super hard to find, so if they knew what happened then the rescue group would probably be thrilled that it found a loving home. 😂

    • @Unfortunately_Mickey
      @Unfortunately_Mickey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      PetSmart also doesn't care for their animals and teaches new owners bad care practices which leads to the animals having incredibly short life spans. (Especially reptiles, I stay mad about it.) I consider it a rescue anyway 😅

    • @Bright_Broccoli
      @Bright_Broccoli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was less of a loot and more of a bunny rescue. 😊

  • @dreboerte5864
    @dreboerte5864 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The girl scout used a reverse psych on you. 😂

  • @angelcorrea985
    @angelcorrea985 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A great philosopher of our times. Im thankful for that, Josh. Sincerely.

  • @kathleenmccarthy8418
    @kathleenmccarthy8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best comic on the stage today! 👏🏻👏🏻😁

  • @JoyStLouis-xm9wo
    @JoyStLouis-xm9wo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My guy, so happy that Chicago (and Brooklyn) have been showing you the love on this tour. The show was 🔥 Cheers to the Freshman Tour! Looking forward to your Sophomore Year! 💜

  • @Twisted676Faith
    @Twisted676Faith 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This guy is hilarious! Definitely deserves some clout. Share him

  • @Wyljesays
    @Wyljesays 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I fucking LOST IT at Earussy ?! 😂😂😂

  • @sp3nds
    @sp3nds 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you! Josh Johnson had me cracking up! It's more the delivery of the joke than the joke. However, his jokes was hitting tonight! Love ya Josh! ❤

  • @CajunCraft24
    @CajunCraft24 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Fox would have a f**king field day!” Truth

  • @Motizzie95
    @Motizzie95 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂 Yooo...that airpod snap back came outta nowhere and threw me on the floor dawg 😂😂

  • @thewryside2711
    @thewryside2711 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man, this show was great. I’m still cracking up thinking about Bethany smoking that ayahuasca 😂

  • @wendlowery1940
    @wendlowery1940 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As always, your quirky perspective and infallible delivery had me in tears! You make me wanna bff you! (Ok so you bring out my crazy white woman but in a good way)

  • @kennethhymes9734
    @kennethhymes9734 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is no more prolific and reliably funny comic working right now in my opinion. You also have an ability i see in only a few others, a way of engaging with difficult topics with just the right amount of slack, just the right amount of bite. The topical stuff is great, and well blended with anecdote to keep it grounded. But you knew all that.