By popular request: more silly magazine stories. Content advice: 🤫occasional rude humour. If you missed the first lot of these, they're here: th-cam.com/video/zeUrmRIy660/w-d-xo.htmlsi=3ppaWkJQDgmhbmmE
This was excellent! I'd like to see it as a monthly feature. That way I could let my monthly subscription lapse and put (more of) my money into pornography. Win-win for me!!! Seriously though, I'd love to hear more of these. Maria Rodgers... I bet she does. That's good stuff.
Who wouldn't want you to be funny and a bit rude? "Ooh, matron! You can be as wude as you like with me." Mind you, you brought some of the old Jasper L'Estrange magic to the Crying Boy and Hanged Man stories and made bits of them scary in spite of yourself.
I can see that scenario. "Ah! Here we are... this month's issue of Big 'Uns. And I almost forgot-- the missus will want to read Take A Break: Fate and Fortune." 😀
I like you rude and silly! 😁 Loving these goofy stories and your wicked sense of humor!. Thank you Jasper! Your stories and postmortems have been helping to keep my spirits up as I crawl my way through a crummy flu bug. 🐙
Good too see this again, too often will take the shine off it but I look forward to more. I can imagine little more chilling as a child than seeing a well hung man glaring down at you. 😱
My nasty kitty, curled up, dozing, BIT ME 3X since my laughter was making me shake ( or maybe it was SOMETHING MORE MALICIOUS!!!) Next morning on our night vision cameras we were horrified to discover a phantom bunch of randy bananas had spent the night binge watching, "Fleabag" ... Thanks, great fun, gotta go check there are no phantom cucumbers about...! ( personal experience- stay clear of spiritualist churches- no slight meant to any other devotees of this channel who "believe" but I found them RATHER ODD- dragged by a grieving friend-) Hugs from Holly Golightly
These were hilarious, thanks entirely to your interpretation and delivery! Maria Rogers - haha! And Lily, making the neigbourhood shake. Brilliant stuff! Only you could being all that utter boll...ocks to vivid life because that really IS a skill. I was in tears of laughter! Regular feature please. Must go and find a pen and some paper now...
Oh boy did I enjoy this bumper crop of crap! I imagined I was sat on an orange three seater with you and Al Cove, leafing through Take a Break Fate and Fortune together and sharing Spangles. You know, I think that banana tree story sounded true (not the lights strobing, but the banana part). Poor Kevin. 🙏 I remember my brother getting a clip around the ear once for chanting, "one skin, two skin, three skin, four...." as he slowly peeled a banana. Happy Easter Jasper. Look forward to another sprinkling of silliness soon xx 🐤🐣
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed! I remember the banana thing well. I might also mention the detention I got at school after we watched Jenny Agutter in the film "Walkabout" and I told the teacher for a lot of us it was our first glimpse of the Bush.
@jenford7078 This is nothing to laugh at! Did JL'E answer the question? Not that I found, & I listened to the story several times. I for one....I mean...the friend I'm asking this for, needs the details! 😈
Oh, that was great. I definitely had my credulity stretched....but hopefully it'll go back to normal in a couple of weeks 😂 "...trying to see whereabouts in the UK Lily's based" haha!
Not since “Carry On Touch My Ouija” have I heard the word “planchette” endowed with such innuendo (In-YOUR-endo! arf arf). Jasper, I think you should consider diluting your talent and setting up a separate channel just for this sort of copy. It’s fantastic. I knew I was onto a winner when Pat Butcher put in a cameo in Act 1. I’ll go and find the Christmas edition after I’ve finished here.
Fantastic! You are at your best when you let your razor sharp wit hone in on these stories. Ethel (age 63) doesn't stand a chance. I will never again appreciate an alcove as much as I did this one.
Sweet baby Jesus and all the saints, how did I miss these at Christmas??? I’ve been laughing so hard at this that the cat is freaked and my stomach muscles actually hurt!! Thank you so much for cheering up a murky Thursday, this has properly made my day. Now, just in case the spirit takes me (as it were)…where did I put that pen?! 🤣🤣♥️♥️
Don't encourage me! I'm not used to it. I knew a woman who had more dollars than sense who called the horse psychic so she could find out if her 30 yr old, blind, emphemisic, chronically lame retired show jumper was hopeful about his future and did he want more Albuterol treatments. No lie! Ancient, can't see, can't run away, can't breathe, and she needs a psychic to know if he's enjoying life. I thought about becoming a horse psychic but I couldn't keep a straight face or keep my temper because I actually care. @@EnCryptedHorror
My God, I had no idea you were absolutely hilarious! I've heard your voice reading creepy stories so long, I never considered you were a natural-born comic. More of these would be wonderful!
Thank you , I have to say you remind me doing this of Eric Idle my favorite Monty Python so dear Jasper thank you for Something Completely Different...
Thanks for a good chuckle. I loved Kevin and his magic banana. Riding him like a Grand National winner 😂and I dare say that Kev was probably hung like one as well. Happy Easter.
Hamster in heaven! I wonder if he knows my little Herbie that was buried in the backyard when I was 8. I would feel so much better if I knew... Sorry, sarcasm is my first language. Must be why I love these so much! More shenanigans! 😂😂😂😂😂
Awww. I have a joke, which I sincerely hope you won't take offence to... Man buys his son a hamster, but returns to the pet shop the next day as the poor thing passed away. The pet shop owner suggests mashing up the deceased hamster before burial, then checking the grave next day. If he was dissatisfied with the results, he'd give him a refund. So the man did exactly as instructed, and the next day found the grave covered in beautiful tulips. The pet shop owner was unsurprised when he called to tell him. "well everyone knows," he said, "that tulips come from hamster jam."
So funny to hear this side of you, Jasper! I laughed and laughed 😅😂. I feel like this is more the "real" you. Thanks for the departure...it was hilarious!
Easter bonus! Yay! A guilty pleasure; can't resist a bit of sharp wit, (I have to replace Stilton cheese with something), at someone else's expense. Just one slightly relaxed question, I often ponder. Why do people see ghosts with clothes on? Are there such things as ghost clothes? 👻💀
I love a bit of Stilton too. But that's the rule with ghosts isn't it? The clothes you die in. If I have a Stilton-induced heart attack tonight I'll be haunting you all wearing a Lion King Snoodie 🤣
Great job. I love these! I was laughing the whole time. Your commentary is hilarious. When the girl told the class about the hanged man she saw and the neighbor guy told her (a kid) all about what happened with no second thoughts or reservations... Great job! Thanks! The Bunny picture you used is awesome. I am going to put it up at the next organized egg hunt we sponsor!
I missed your Christmas edition, but thanks for this x-rated Easter edition brought to us by British womens' magazines. And yes, Jasper, it is a skill otherwise OnlyFans would not exist. Thank you once again. I think.
@@EnCryptedHorror Well I indeed got quite a few good chuckles from it. It was even funnier the second time I listened 😹 I'm definitely a fan of the format you made with this type of video style🖤
Noooo! I was hoping for a message from my old donkey, Hector, whom I 😢killed just two months ago. I think my younger donkey, Atlas, is channeling him. Atlas has never been vocal and now he never shuts up. I'm afraid it may kill him as it did Hector. Now I'll never know!!😢
Jasper I messaged you on PATREON and you messaged back but now i have no idea where to find that dialogue. Anyways, just letting you know I read your reply,
If you mean why haven't I replied to your comment it won't be for any personal reason. I just haven't got round to it yet as I look at them in fits and starts around work, family and other commitments. I do try and respond to everyone, but don't always.
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By popular request: more silly magazine stories. Content advice: 🤫occasional rude humour. If you missed the first lot of these, they're here: th-cam.com/video/zeUrmRIy660/w-d-xo.htmlsi=3ppaWkJQDgmhbmmE
Encryptonies, noice… or should it have a “k”? Like the bend on that ukulele-like Halloween theme-esque chord.
This was excellent! I'd like to see it as a monthly feature. That way I could let my monthly subscription lapse and put (more of) my money into pornography. Win-win for me!!! Seriously though, I'd love to hear more of these.
Maria Rodgers... I bet she does. That's good stuff.
Thank you! It's such fun to do 😁
Who wouldn't want you to be funny and a bit rude? "Ooh, matron! You can be as wude as you like with me." Mind you, you brought some of the old Jasper L'Estrange magic to the Crying Boy and Hanged Man stories and made bits of them scary in spite of yourself.
Own teeth, hips still work? Haha. Straight off the bat, you're killing me, Smalls.
Celestial bananas? Bring it on darling x
“I mean, if anyone saw me, I’d have to pretend I was in there looking at pornography or something.” lol.
I can see that scenario. "Ah! Here we are... this month's issue of Big 'Uns. And I almost forgot-- the missus will want to read Take A Break: Fate and Fortune." 😀
I like you rude and silly! 😁 Loving these goofy stories and your wicked sense of humor!. Thank you Jasper! Your stories and postmortems have been helping to keep my spirits up as I crawl my way through a crummy flu bug. 🐙
Ooh, nasty! Get better soon!
The xmas readings were flipping xcllnt!!! They were so much fun. Gotta have some silly humor now & again. Have to.
Good too see this again, too often will take the shine off it but I look forward to more.
I can imagine little more chilling as a child than seeing a well hung man glaring down at you.
😱
Humor and Horror go together so beautifully. For example, I laughed so much that I frightened my kitties! Thanks again for lightening my day! 😂❤
Me, too!! 🤣🤣🐾🐾
You're very welcome! Glad you enjoyed 👍
My nasty kitty, curled up, dozing, BIT ME 3X since my laughter was making me shake ( or maybe it was SOMETHING MORE MALICIOUS!!!) Next morning on our night vision cameras we were horrified to discover a phantom bunch of randy bananas had spent the night binge watching, "Fleabag" ... Thanks, great fun, gotta go check there are no phantom cucumbers about...! ( personal experience- stay clear of spiritualist churches- no slight meant to any other devotees of this channel who "believe" but I found them RATHER ODD- dragged by a grieving friend-) Hugs from Holly Golightly
These were hilarious, thanks entirely to your interpretation and delivery! Maria Rogers - haha! And Lily, making the neigbourhood shake. Brilliant stuff! Only you could being all that utter boll...ocks to vivid life because that really IS a skill. I was in tears of laughter! Regular feature please. Must go and find a pen and some paper now...
Haha! Thanks Yvonne 😄
Oh boy did I enjoy this bumper crop of crap!
I imagined I was sat on an orange three seater with you and Al Cove, leafing through Take a Break Fate and Fortune together and sharing Spangles.
You know, I think that banana tree story sounded true (not the lights strobing, but the banana part). Poor Kevin. 🙏
I remember my brother getting a clip around the ear once for chanting, "one skin, two skin, three skin, four...." as he slowly peeled a banana.
Happy Easter Jasper. Look forward to another sprinkling of silliness soon xx 🐤🐣
Never heard the banana peeling thing! Pure adolescent boy humor...I loved it! 😂 (I also love Jasper's ridiculous side readings. Fun)
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed! I remember the banana thing well. I might also mention the detention I got at school after we watched Jenny Agutter in the film "Walkabout" and I told the teacher for a lot of us it was our first glimpse of the Bush.
@@EnCryptedHorror
Hahaha!!!! Ah, those were the days....wedgies and Wagon Wheels....❤
LOL! "Sorry, I'm just trying to see in what city, Lilly lives." Fun video, I enjoyed your humor!
@jenford7078 This is nothing to laugh at!
Did JL'E answer the question? Not that I found, & I listened to the story several times. I for one....I mean...the friend I'm asking this for, needs the details! 😈
I'm glad! Thank you 🙏
Oh, that was great. I definitely had my credulity stretched....but hopefully it'll go back to normal in a couple of weeks 😂 "...trying to see whereabouts in the UK Lily's based" haha!
Oh Jasper, you make me feel like a supernatural woman.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Not since “Carry On Touch My Ouija” have I heard the word “planchette” endowed with such innuendo (In-YOUR-endo! arf arf).
Jasper, I think you should consider diluting your talent and setting up a separate channel just for this sort of copy. It’s fantastic. I knew I was onto a winner when Pat Butcher put in a cameo in Act 1. I’ll go and find the Christmas edition after I’ve finished here.
Thank you! It's certainly an idea 👍
Fantastic! You are at your best when you let your razor sharp wit hone in on these stories. Ethel (age 63) doesn't stand a chance. I will never again appreciate an alcove as much as I did this one.
Haha! Glad you liked it 😊
The best laugh I’ve had in ages.Please do more of these ‘true life stories’!
Sweet baby Jesus and all the saints, how did I miss these at Christmas??? I’ve been laughing so hard at this that the cat is freaked and my stomach muscles actually hurt!! Thank you so much for cheering up a murky Thursday, this has properly made my day. Now, just in case the spirit takes me (as it were)…where did I put that pen?! 🤣🤣♥️♥️
You know what, I think a JasperFest would be a great event! 🤣🤣🤣♥️
I'm so glad you enjoyed it 😊
All horses are psychic! Mine can read my mind perfectly. He knows I want to ride him as soon as he sees the saddle.
Honestly Shelley, you could send that in and it would get published 😄
@@EnCryptedHorror
Would make a spiffing Jilly Cooper plot, too....
Don't encourage me! I'm not used to it.
I knew a woman who had more dollars than sense who called the horse psychic so she could find out if her 30 yr old, blind, emphemisic, chronically lame retired show jumper was hopeful about his future and did he want more Albuterol treatments. No lie!
Ancient, can't see, can't run away, can't breathe, and she needs a psychic to know if he's enjoying life. I thought about becoming a horse psychic but I couldn't keep a straight face or keep my temper because I actually care. @@EnCryptedHorror
My God, I had no idea you were absolutely hilarious! I've heard your voice reading creepy stories so long, I never considered you were a natural-born comic. More of these would be wonderful!
Thank you 🙏
Love the one about the Brummie Elephant🤣 - great stuff Jasper.
Thank you! 😄
Thank you , I have to say you remind me doing this of Eric Idle my favorite Monty Python so dear Jasper thank you for Something Completely Different...
Thanks for a good chuckle. I loved Kevin and his magic banana. Riding him like a Grand National winner 😂and I dare say that Kev was probably hung like one as well. Happy Easter.
Just what I needed and the reference to Monica Lewinsky was just [MWAH] 🧑🍳😚
Haha! Glad someone picked that one up.
I now realise I'm going to listen to this repeatedly. What a gem. Orb😂😂😂 x
Always check your orbs 😁
@@EnCryptedHorror indeedy.😌
Fabulous! Oh Jasper, I loved every second of this. Those d*mn alcoves will get you everytime! Thanks so much; I really needed those laughs today!
Really glad you enjoyed 😊
Nowt wrong with silly.😌 Your comedic timing is impeccable.
Thank you 👍
Hamster in heaven! I wonder if he knows my little Herbie that was buried in the backyard when I was 8. I would feel so much better if I knew... Sorry, sarcasm is my first language. Must be why I love these so much! More shenanigans! 😂😂😂😂😂
Awww. I have a joke, which I sincerely hope you won't take offence to...
Man buys his son a hamster, but returns to the pet shop the next day as the poor thing passed away.
The pet shop owner suggests mashing up the deceased hamster before burial, then checking the grave next day. If he was dissatisfied with the results, he'd give him a refund.
So the man did exactly as instructed, and the next day found the grave covered in beautiful tulips. The pet shop owner was unsurprised when he called to tell him. "well everyone knows," he said, "that tulips come from hamster jam."
@@thehangingparsiple5692 Nice. 😂😂😂 No fear, I have an overdeveloped sense of humor so it's hard to offend me.
You’re an absolute nutter! Loved it all, thankyou.
So funny to hear this side of you, Jasper! I laughed and laughed 😅😂. I feel like this is more the "real" you. Thanks for the departure...it was hilarious!
The...real...me? 🤔
@@EnCryptedHorror Well, you seemed to be thoroughly enjoying yourself...😁
Theresa sounds like Ray Winstone.
Best comment!
Loved it!
I'm pleased 😁
Easter bonus! Yay!
A guilty pleasure; can't resist a bit of sharp wit, (I have to replace Stilton cheese with something), at someone else's expense.
Just one slightly relaxed question, I often ponder. Why do people see ghosts with clothes on?
Are there such things as ghost clothes?
👻💀
I love a bit of Stilton too. But that's the rule with ghosts isn't it? The clothes you die in. If I have a Stilton-induced heart attack tonight I'll be haunting you all wearing a Lion King Snoodie 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🦁💖
Oh England
My Lion King snoodle,
Dropped from my Stilton cheese into a
Pot noodle.
That's one Easter bunny I don't want to meet!
Great job. I love these!
I was laughing the whole time. Your commentary is hilarious.
When the girl told the class about the hanged man she saw and the neighbor guy told her (a kid) all about what happened with no second thoughts or reservations...
Great job! Thanks!
The Bunny picture you used is awesome. I am going to put it up at the next organized egg hunt we sponsor!
Thank you 😊
I've not laughed that hard in a good while! 😂 Great job!! Thank you for that.
I'm glad you enjoyed 😁
Cackling for 36 minutesI love it!
I'm glad 😁
....seriously...I'm in hysterics here...very very funny....
I'm glad you enjoyed 😊
Hilarious commentary! I like it a lot
This was hysterical! Thank you. Hope things go well with Lily.
Haha 😄
With the pen and the paper, I've heard that a good handful of times, and have yet to do it, perhaps I can follow through today.
Much appreciated silliness!
Thank you 🙏
Absolutely excellent ❤❤❤
You're a cruel man, sir-- but very funny. Thanks.
Thank you for a good giggle! 😂
You're very welcome 😊
Just love these fun “specials”! I just love these reads!!! It’s FANtastic!
I missed your Christmas edition, but thanks for this x-rated Easter edition brought to us by British womens' magazines. And yes, Jasper, it is a skill otherwise OnlyFans would not exist. Thank you once again. I think.
Bravo! By all means indulge your silly side 😆
This is shamefully funny! 😅
I'm glad 🤣
😂😂😂 loving this Jasper x
I'm so pleased 😁
LOVED IT! Such a way with words....💜
Thank you 🙏
Very, very funny. Thank you so much.
You're welcome 🙏
What a wonderful treat this is! Thank you!
You're welcome 😊
Wundebar, absolutely love it 😍
I'm glad 😁
Love it Jasper! Thank you for the laughs
You're welcome 😊
Brilliant
This was pure gold ✨️ 💛 👌 😊Thank you 😁
You're welcome 👍
Thanks!
Thank you for the Super Thanks 👍
Rude humor is the best !
Lilly's ruined alcoves for me.
This was great Jasper! I love your humor it's a side I have enjoyed hearing more of, thx 🖤
I'm glad. It's nice to have fun with the channel 😁
@@EnCryptedHorror Well I indeed got quite a few good chuckles from it. It was even funnier the second time I listened 😹
I'm definitely a fan of the format you made with this type of video style🖤
I love these stories and getting to know you a bit.
Thank you! It's fun to do 😊
Great fun,Thank-you.
That was fun, just what I needed 😂
Glad to hear it 👍
Brilliant
Thank you.
Yes, skill as well as lick is involved. I mean, luck.
🤣
Splendid 😂
Thank you 🙏
Crack on Jasper.. You can do very little wrong in my book my friend.
Thank you 👍
Thanks!
Thanks for the Super Thanks 🙏
I hope I we do this again very soon! Thank you!
You're so welcome 👍
"Specialised in alcoves." Now choking on my tea :)
That bloody alcove 😆
Noooo! I was hoping for a message from my old donkey, Hector, whom I 😢killed just two months ago. I think my younger donkey, Atlas, is channeling him. Atlas has never been vocal and now he never shuts up. I'm afraid it may kill him as it did Hector. Now I'll never know!!😢
Hector 😔🕯️
I'm afraid I'll be annoying everyone with my use of the word "alcove" at the most inappropriate times for years to come. 😊
I should have made it a drinking game 🍸💀
@@EnCryptedHorror It's not too late 🤭💜
Good ho old bean 👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thank you 👍
Most horses are nay-sayers.
Indeed 😂
Jasper I messaged you on PATREON and you messaged back but now i have no idea where to find that dialogue. Anyways, just letting you know I read your reply,
Hi Julia! I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds Patreon a bit confusing. I found your message under the Community tab.
LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Don't mind silly or rude but I strongly object to the word bants. 😂
Sorry Jo, got a bit carried away. Won't happen again 🫡😁
😂
Are you inclined to do this again?
@@hindleygj Very much so. I'm hoping to have enough stories by July...
Oops, insecure here- and "dead" tired- did I say something I shouldn't have in pitiful attempt at humor?
If you mean why haven't I replied to your comment it won't be for any personal reason. I just haven't got round to it yet as I look at them in fits and starts around work, family and other commitments. I do try and respond to everyone, but don't always.
A bumper crop of crap! Yay!