All Of Bitch Brian/Stewie (High Quality)
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100k, my goodness. I thought this channel was dead.
Thanks for not zooming in like crazy
Now it’s 260k
Now it’s 326k
@@thedolbywompers 347k now
@@LThaPunisha 419k now
An entire episode of Seth McFarlane talking to himself.
Except for when lois talked but yeah it basically was
Seth macfarlane telling himself to stroke his tail
ok
The best episodes tbh
@Omar Faz hi
"Hey, did you clean my car?"
"No but I hit it with a rock."
"Okay thanks"
That's what its like working with new people at basically any job.
AkBIGTexS:or every breathing moment for the new kid in school
Yep. Especially when you do autobody like I do.
This is what I always quote to new people
3:57
lmaoooo
"No but I hit it with a rock"
Fucking lose my shit everytime
I think thats the funniest family guy quote. Normally I don't watch family guy to laugh all that much its kinda just entertaining to watch but i gotta admit I laughed really hard at this one.
The "okay thanks" really gets me
@@dutchvanderlinde4965 DUTCH
@@apotemi669 3:56
I agree, best line in this episode.
Brian is judging stewie for bathing with his clone, when in another episode Brian literally slept with an android that was exactly like him 😂
Season 17 was...an interesting season
Well what you expect it's a cartoon
To be fair, brian has been canonically a hypocrite for years, even before either of those episodes
Well knowing how much of a narcissist Brian is, it's no surprise that he'd literally fuck himself
Brian is a hypocrite with a big ego
It’s actually really wholesome to see what a good time B**ch Stewie was having at that kid’s birthday. I love how optimistic and polite he was.
Literally. I loved him at the birthday party - it’s hammy but cute haha
It’s Bitch Stewie, not B**ch Stewie
@@phant0m233
4:12
@@tyrone162💀💀
@@SOULAANI_
What?
"everything sounds like rushing water" 😭😭😭
Story of my eyes...😞
Cousin Ryan PUSH THE BITCH OUT! (Then Bullies Cousin Ryan) (Growling)
Cousin Ryan LOLOL😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I thought he said Russian water
@@BJJ4LYFE2K18 German water
“I’m not proud of this, but I need to lick that up”😂😖
I mean at least he’s honest about it
@@AzraelDeathless Still, I was like "No Brian!! Please, no!!! As funny as this show is, I cringe whenever I see Brian licking up or mentioning licking up puke or feces, even though it's a cartoon, uugghh!!
I think Seth also said he was not "proud of this" when he did a live reading during the special cat Olympics cutaway.
🤣👏
Dogs lol
After watching two living bodies dissolve into a puddle.
Reaction: He took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket.
Yeah, this was not a fruitful endeavor
I’m not proud of this, but I need to lick that up.
Good job, you watched the video
Hey guys I made a clone of myself
Why the hell would a dog have clothes
“Brian, I think my jaw is falling off”
AH! OH! S-STEWIE, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THING?!
Oh yeah. Turns out, the clones aren't too stable, Brian. I've been having some trouble with mine, too.
@@maytheprincessofhoenn619 Hey Stewie, everything sounds like rushing water, and I can't stand up so very good.
@@jacobvanantwerp2001 Yeah, I've figured they've got less than a minute before they dissolve completely.
@@maytheprincessofhoenn619 Hey Brian, knock knock.
Brian’s reaction to meeting both clones is hilarious 😆
"Dear god "
Oh my God...
Lies again? F**king B**ch
Oh my god 😳
Brian, I can't go to the bathroom by myself. Could you please help me? But I'm good at other stuff! Lmfao! 🤣
Always cracks me up everytime
Ahahaha
Brain
That’s what I came for lol
"I sharpened a pencil with my bum and now I need a Band-Aid."
It cracks me up that last joke Brian's clone does before he dissolves. 😅
Bitch Brian: Hey, Brian, knock knock.
Brian: Who's there?
Bitch Brian: (farts, laughs, then disintegrates)
It’s so stupid, it shouldn’t work
B Stewie: whoa I hope that doesn’t happen to me :D (immediately disintegrates 0.1 seconds after)
He took my dry cleaning an I've no idea what he's done with it 🤣🤣
@@Dillypickle541 yeah this was not a fruitful endeavor.
Where's "i sharpened a pencil in my bum and now i need a band aid"
+DeathByBacon it wasn't in the episode?
+MrZicle Bitch brian says it to peter and quagmire
+DeathByBacon oh, well I simply recorded this from netflix and that scene was never in it, maybe it's from another version?
+DeathByBacon That scene is fucking hilarious
GG
3:56
"Did you wash my car like I asked?"
"No, but I hit it with a rock."
"Okay, thanks."
💀
Brain I think my jaw is falling off
(Bitch brains jaw literally falls off)
@@radrickmelaan9111 AAAAUGH! UGH! G......STEWIE, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THING!?
@@eangsyerbic6942 oh yeah,Turns out the clones Arent TO stable Brian. Ive been having Some trouble with mine to
@IknowyouhaventsubbedyetYeah I feel like they've got less than a minute before they dissolve completely.
Hey brian knock knock!
I feel bad for the clones...
Me too
They are pretty lovable
They're silly!
@@xaagripha7326 they are better than most of Family Guy characters
Well they weren’t molecularly stable as Stewie said so all good things must sadly come to an end
it’s funny how when Stewie makes his clone a simpleton, he turns out way nicer than he’s ever been.
bitch stewie is really nice and also pretty smart and still incredibly intelligent for a 1 year old
And he has quite a normal intelligence. Not for a baby though
Brian minus the ego
Stewie became nicer later on.
Well, intelligent people got high ego
You forgot to include "I sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a band-aid".
I actually tried talking with just my tongue. It works
MrZicle (the original poster) recorded this video from Netflix and that scene was never in the episode there.
@@dt08-old Thanks for the heads up BitchMrZicle.
The best part of this entire bit is how totally deadpan Stewie and Brian are. No emotion or reaction, just accepting everything like it is a daily occurrence. Makes it so much funnier.
3:50 this whole exchange had me on the floor 🤣
Dude I cried laughing. Shit was hilarious.
The whole gods eye got me lol it's so random and the hitting his car with a rock lol amazing
“He took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was hilarious😂
This whole bitch Stewie bitch Brian thing was hilarious. This is much better than the later episode of Stewie making evil Stewie who then sliced a woman literally in half and the way they showed that was so graphic, I hated that.
I just realised, why does Brian need dry cleaning?
Imao 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆
"You cloned yourself?"
"What are you, deaf?"
This is one of the "simplest" yet funniest Brian and Stewie subplots in the whole series 👍
Turns out the clones
i did some poos i did some poos
Regina Guillory Bitch stevie did some stools isn't that right
*I didn't mean to*
Stewie did the poos
slick
I didn’t mean to
"Would you like to meet Bitch Stewie?" Never fails to make me laugh.
LOL BITCH BRIAN FUCKING FARTED 😂
There is something about Stewie looking at the puddle of melted flesh and casually admitting that he messed up that is so goddamn funny
4:34 “He took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket” rofl fucking lost
im sorry but no one has said "rofl" for 13 years
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon and?
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon ok so?
@Nelo BillsCantrell 😭
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
Hitler hasn't been cool for 90. Yet here we are.
Brain says it’s weird for him to wash his back.. but when Brian gets robot Brian he sleeps with him 🤣
True but that was in a later episode
I always love the way Brian says "Oh my god!" to things he's shocked about 😂😂😂
He farted and disintegrated LOL 😂😂😂
Disolved.
So funny
@@nikkolasfuentes9695 *dissolved
Best way to go.
He farted himself to death.
There's two clones in the house wandering but no one notice
When the jaw falls off I die laughing everytime at Brian’s reaction
It made his jaw drop
Same!
I totally cracked at that part Lol 😂
For some reason the funniest part of this to me is how Stewie just casually explains everything then ends it with "I call him 'bitch stewie' :)" and brian just stands there staring at him bc he rlly doesn't know how to respond
"Would you like to meet Bitch Stewie?", XD
“Did you wash my car?”
“No but I hit it with a rock”
lmfao
4:04 😆 Brian‘s reaction gets me every time
He was the one that
I literally had that same reaction XD
"I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up."
He took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket.
"Bryan, take me to the GAP, I want to dress like a little douche..." LOL
The clones should be regulars in family guy #bringtheclonesback
They could use them for their adaptation of Attack of the Clones!
They should also feature evil clones of Lois, meg and chris
How in the hell can Lois not notice to two Stewie’s and Brian’s
@@BargerClan "I dont know Peter meth is a hell of a drug"
@@ShinySephiroth1 Or better yet, The Clone Wars
To his credit, Bitch Brian went out like a boss.
The clones are so sweet awe I love them so much 😣😍
😊😊😊😊
Piss off
@@jk-rg9bz woah woah woah!!!
tf?
I agree! They're so nice, but also so vulnerable.
Peter and Lois are the least attentive parents in the world if they’ve failed to notice two Stewie’s and two Brian’s 🤣🤣
“Woah I hope that doesn’t happen to me!” 😂
He took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket.
Yeah, this was not a fruitful endeavor...
@@localtoiletstealer2245 I'm not proud of this but I need to lick that up
The way Stewie pronounces schedule is as good as cool whip
Oh wow it's almost like that's the joke
@@mygenderisyes5771 you're welcome.....
@@mohamedbabiker6653 I was being sarcastic he pronounces everything like that
Thats how english people pronounce schedule.
“I sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a bandaid” is missing
4:24 that laugh 🤣
Thanos snapped his fingers at 4:00
Or 4:27 and 4:32
Instead of turning into dust, it's a puddle of blood, bones and melted skin and guts
More like Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Nazis opened the Ark
''But I'm good at other stuff!''
Those last moments before they melt... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Every damn time...🤣🤣🤣🤣
he had the last fart.. I mean laugh
I love Bitch Stewie :) he’s actually really cute 😂 he’s all wholesome
The clone of Stewie was funny, but as soon as the Brian clone came on screen I was DEAD
"I'm not proud of this. But I need to lick that up."
What it's like eating out a one night stand in the ghetto
I spat out my drink when I read this.
🤮
2:04
Brian: Enjoy Your Weird Bath.
Me: Thanks, Brian.
Ok but can we talk about how Bitch Brian made a GOD'S EYE? Those things are damn hard to make, even with demonstration! At least for me they are. Kudos to anyone who finds it easy to make them.
I thought it was called a gonzai. Am I stupid?
The fact that Bitch Stewie was still able to clone even someone as messed up as Bitch Brian also shows a degree of competence.
I like how this works as like a mini episode, like a Family Guy short. You don’t even need the context of the main plot.
4:29 *"WHOA! I hope that doesn't happen to ME!"* (immediately dies)
He took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket.
@@anthonymarshall6868 Yeah, this was not a fruitful endeavor.
@@leandroa617
I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up.
@@leandroa617 I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up.
@@leandroa617 I’m not proud of this, but I need to lick that up
Stewie and Brian are a better duo than rick and morty
“So I cloned myself”
“You cloned yourself?”
“What are you deaf?” Lmfao
They were so positive til the end, R.I.P you guys! 🙏👼
I actually really liked stewies clone. Brian’s was disgusting and a bit much lol
@@Mdavid_Brian’s one looks Drunk tbh by the hair and the way how his eyes look wtf-
@@mathaduharleen I hated Brian’s clone and to be honest I wish they left it out. At least stewies was endearing and funny.
I did some poos I did some poos I did some poos I didn’t mean to 😂
@@Mdavid_ I like the real Brian and real Stewie also bitch Stewie bitch Brian looks hella drunk and fucked up like he came back from a war in the 90’s or some shit 💀 🤡 🔥
Brian: Did you watch my car like I asked?
Bitch Brian: No, but I hit it with a rock.
CLASSIC!
Brian, I think my jaw is falling off.
@@tyrone162 AH! OH GO- STEWIE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THING?!
@@androidaxolotl8311
It turns out the clones aren't too stable, Brian. I've been having trouble with mine, too.
Who cocked a gun at 1:26?
I agree who did? 🤣
I thought i was crazy lol
"I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up" 😂😂😂 this whole video was hilarious but that part made me laugh the loudest
“Look at me, I’m George Bernard Shaw” 😂😂
"Hahaha, that's awful funny, Stewie! I don't know who George Bernanrd Shaw is, but you look like an older Stewie, Stewie!😊"
@@chupacadabra5161 “enjoy your weird bath” 😆
@@zacharybrown7354 *Music plays*
@Doggie Style he’s a well-known Irish playwright and author.
"Woah I hope that doesn't happen to MeEeeE"
happens to him immediately
Stewie: "What are you, deaf" at 0:35 lol
Hey Brian knock knock..,
Whos there?
(Farts)
😂😂😂
"Did you wash my car like I asked you?"
"nO bUt i hIt iT wItH a rOcK..."
"Okay, thanks."
LOSE IT EVERY SINGLE TIME
"BrIaN i ThInK mY jAw iS FaLlInG oFf"
AH! OH G- STEWIE, WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS THING?!
Oh yeah, turns out the clones aren't too stable, Brian. I've been having some trouble with mine too.
Hey stewie, everything sounds like rushing water and i cant stand up so very good
3:40 my favorite part
Despite being made before Bitch-Brian, Bitch-Stewie dissolved after him. However, Bitch-Brian was claimed by Stewie to be more unstable as Bitch-Stewie was the one who created him.
“did you wash my car like i asked?
“no but i hit it with a rock.”
“ *okay thanks* ”
4:34 Brian you wear a collar. What do you need at the dry cleaners?
@Master Farr Lol
Well he does wear clothes a few times.
Other collars.
He occasionally wears clothes
This is one of the most hysterical episodes of family guy... I absolutely laugh my ass off watching it🤣
"Brian I think my jaw is falling off" 😂😂😂
AAAUGH! UGH! G....STEWIE, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THING!?
Lol
@@eangsyerbic6942 Oh, yeah, turns out the clones aren't too stable, Brian. I've been having some trouble with mine, too.
Hey Stewie! Everything sounds like rushing water and I can't stand up so very good!
Would have been hilarious if clone Stewie decomposed at the kids birthday party
Is it weird that Bitch Stewie is my favorite character? He's just so pure.
I love Brian’s 1:00 “Dear god.”
3:30 When you look at your bad picture day picture 🤣
This is one of my favorite episodes ✨
The lazy eyes absolutely kill me
“I can’t use the bathroom by myself but I’m good at other stuff” KILLS ME. BRO.
How could you skip what Stewie makes Brian do in order to make him a clone! Funniest part
Probably because TH-cam would flag this channel
"Brian can you take me down to Baby Gap? I want to dress like a small douche." LMAO nailed it, Stewie!
R.I.P. clone Brian and Stewie.
They were simple people and deserved better
1:27 that noise scared the crap out of me
2:31 well, he say that better than original stewie
4:21 "Hey Brian! Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
f a r t s
😂😂😂
3:54 “Uuh…okay thank you” the way he said it 😂🤣
Yeah, this was not a fruitful endeavor🤣🤣
This is almost as good as when the great gazoo made clones of Fred and Barney, Yes Yes, No No.
2:14 There is a speck of dirt on my screen right on Brian’s left eye that makes him look cross-eyed and I can’t stop laughing
Screenshot it and send it to me
@@verdations531 are you joking
@@verdations531 that's not how it works
I don't know why that ".. no but I hit it with a rock" makes me laugh so hard
0:12-0:20
0:43-0:44
0:46
0:52-1:05
1:17-2:00
3:05-3:26
4:00
4:20-4:24
is my favorite part of the video
The fact that this was posted 9 years ago blows my mind
"My god!" Is exactly what I said when I first saw this!
2:39 would’ve been funny if stewie replied back: “My name is bitch stewie”
the knock knock joke gets me every time but what kills me the most is that brian's eyelids lower an almost imperceptible amount after bitch brian farts
4:12 Hey Stewie everything sounds like rushing water 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and i cant stand up so very good
Yeah, I figure they've got less than a minute before they dissolve completely.
@@NoahGoddeerishæ bæyan, knœk knœk
@@gateway504 Who's there?
@@NoahGoddeeris*toot* HÆHÆHEAÆHaaaæeeehhhhh (instantly dissolves into a liquified amalgamation of bones and flesh)
Brian I think my jaw is falling off
**Jaw snaps off**
4:01
UGH! OH GU......STEWIE, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THING!?
Oh yeah, turns out the clones aren't too stable Brian.
I've Been having some problems with mine as well.
Brian I think my jaw's falling off. *falls off* AAAAUGH!!!!! AH ...G..STEWIE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THING!!?
Uh, it seems that the clone aren't very stable, Brian.
@@jacobvanantwerp2001 I've ben having trouble with mine too
@@laqundrabarnett4141 hey Stewie, everything sounds like rushing water and I can’t stand up so very good.
@@micahelstalans1278 yeah I figured they have half a minute before they dissolve completely
@@suchamoodright4902 Hey, Brian? Knock knock.
This was the golden era we never knew we had!