Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
That song gets in your head and forget about it... anyone you see "comes in and he changes the tempo - someone comes in and he changes the song - looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag..."🤣🤣😗 Perfect!
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
"Oh, a Luden's coughdrop. Is that candy? No, I think it's a COUGH DROP,"
I think a coughdrop is candy
Oh freedent that’s good I got a sweet tooth I think I’ll have some freedent
I've had cough drops that were quite sweet. I guess it depends on the taste.
My grandma used to give those to me all the time as a kid and I loved them
@@jerrys1Just like cherry hard candy.
liked how stewie always had the best written jokes
Who voices him and also who runs the show?
@@14rs2Stewie, of course.
Had?
No you don't, liar.
@@14rs2Seth McFarlane does both
"Your favorite Holiday.
911." That got me. 😆
@@water0000🤓🤡
😂😂😂
@@water0000nah it made me laugh also
Just cause it was so sudden
@@water0000I relate him
Aw Sunny D alright!
Aw Sunny D alright!
The way he says it man
@@rashadvsyou Aw Sunny D alright!
@@rashadvsyoufacts😭😭😭😭
Sunny D back in the day was lit. Nowadays… it leaves a lot to be desired.
“Hey! Do you have any idea what time it is?! Get in the house fatty!”
Lmao Stewie is the absolute best 😂 he makes the whole show
My favorite part of stewie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
what's up checkmark
I like how the writers give Stewie the most realistic dialogue and it’s hilarious! 😂
Definitely seperates him from the rest of the characters
realistic dialogue for a talking baby
I love when he comments on things
@@dannigro8794 same
One of the few characters who can say what many of us viewers are thinking.
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Real
Frickin floaters
@@micahh9351just got my first one this year didn’t what they were before, now I resonate with this Family guy joke.
@@SilliBilliBoi97 took the powder that makes you say "real"
Deep
Name something you do on the weekends
Black guys 💀
Relatable
Same here
Haha!
😂😂😂
Me asf
This is exactly why he is the best character of Family Guy.
I know right
Stewie just don't hold back at all
youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture
@@2009samiyaisha was 9 fk pdfl moe and i piss on sharmota manjook mohamd ks umak gahba
But the most iconic dialogue of Stewie for me will always be - " Well I am off to buy my imagery groceries" 😂😂
Anything he says about grrroceries or grrraham crrrackerrrs always does or for me🤭
5:01 "So Carolyn, guess you should have hit that when you had the chance huh brian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 you told me to take it slow
It's actually a good thing he DIDN'T sleep with her.
@crystalgemgirl731 lol he was a good thing, but I believe stewie was blocking brian
@@ivangass7770 Yeah.
5:04 "oh you're crazy bitch I didn't say that bitch" is one of my favorite obscure references whenever I'm denying something I definitely did
I didn't get that one, can you explain
@@laylaknopfler5989 they mean they reference this scene. The episode is “Love, Blactually”
0:01 are we just going to ignore Stewie's incredible leg-strength.
It's rolled table
Smh 🤦🏻♂️
🎶Who wears short shorts Stewie wear short shorts 🎶
Not surprised, he has achieved greater feats
Peter just falling down is funny as hell
oh squiggly line
in my eye fluid
I see you there
lurking on the periphery of my vision
@@prettymuchthatonebut when I try to look at you, you scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
“Have we ever actually, you know, met?”
Dead 😂
I love the way he says “I have a room”.
“How is Carol?”
At least he cares
nah Stewie really said it 2:26
You’ll probably get a full page in the yearbook
Lightning strike
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
That song gets in your head and forget about it... anyone you see "comes in and he changes the tempo - someone comes in and he changes the song - looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag..."🤣🤣😗
Perfect!
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
It was I that made them.
Death field, otherwise known as… time, perhaps
He who escapes the grasp of tine can live forever, logically
@@CCABPSacsach But then nothing would happen without experiencing times
@@coleozaeta6344 or, everything happens at once, like how photons perceive the universe in general relativity
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
Stewie went from evil to gay
Same thing tbh
@@VincenzoMGREXAs a guy who’s done stuff, yeah, it’s about the same. Either you’re Vito from the Sopranos, or Andy Dick.
@@coleozaeta6344 thank you for reminding me about Andy
"Bouncing, bouncing, vodka Andy Dick. Oops, I sharted."
@@coleozaeta6344definitely not the same, there's sane gay people
Stewie is obviously the best character in Family Guy.
* Used to be.
@@amirmoezzno is no one is better
"I was the it boy of 2006" - Stewie Griffin
The animations for stewie in the first couple seasons was so good
_O squiggly line in my eye fluid_
I see you there lurking in the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away
A wise man once said I don’t want a 9/11 2 because the sequel is never as good as the original.
:3
:3
Very dark but great joke
@@Firechief2471 I stole it from uncle Al
Sometimes the sequels are better than the original
"Name your favourite fruit?"
"Clay Akin"
😂😂😂
“Name something you do on the weekends?”
“Black guys.”
@@jayar7436 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jayar7436 Its how deadpan he plays it that makes it so funny.
“Its so dark” brian i think you forget your a dog, you see in black and white😂
I think you forget your and you're are two different things...
@@szabok1999 💀
7:43 Brian turns into Peter
Brian was totally praying!
1:08
Yo, Sunny D, that rules.
I know Sunny D isn’t considered as “orange juice” but it’s still goated
1:14 Stewies noismaking is so freaking hilarious
He just went slow for a second 😂
That "Weakest Link" rant absolutely killed me
5:01 had me crying and the way he says youre disingenuous is hilarious
You mean 7:44 🎉
2:09 i spit out my drink 😂
D:
0:14 Stewie is all over the place here
My goat
@@f.f5771throat goat
"Name a popular fruit."
"Clay Aiken." 🤣
Stewie keeping family guy alive
He’s practically one of the reasons Family Guy has funny moments, especially modern ones
It's funny because it's true.😓
7:52 I’ve been looking for this for a week 😂😂
5:17. Me when my cousin interrupts my dbz time
DBZ 😍😍😍😍
nerd 😵
4:12 AYO STEWIE'S ONTO SOMETHING!!!
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
Things you do on the weekend?
Stewie: “Black guys”
Definitely gotta type 😂
1:08 I love how you can hear Seth's Quagmire voice sneak into Stewie
0:48 That was amazing and what the actual heck? Hahahahahaha
3:32 your cat when you hold perfectly still in front of them for a few minutes.
What?
He's talking about the elf just standing in the snow staring at nothing and allowing Stewie to cut off his arm.
@@shannonlong6640 oh
Then you cut her arm off?
@@kunaldevsingh5514 Stewie cut off the elfs arm with a knife, yes.
4:30 i love when family guy characters get high it’s too realistic 😂😂😭
0:23 damn Stewie 💀
“Mmm, that’s so fresh too”😂
OH SUNNY D ALRIGH
"Orgasm Eyes! Orgasm Eyes! U do 20% of that and we gotta movie."
“1,2,3, 4, I’m dancing from my vagina”
It's even funnier if you've seen "Showgirls"... but it's not worth seeing the movie just for that >_>
0:46 to be fair i used to eat those things like they were candy
“This This guy don’t sit right with me Lois, he don’t sit right with me”😂😂
Gameshow host: "Something you do on the weekends"
Stewie: "Black guys"
7:58 i know people that do that 😂😂😂
There are a few in my family
I want another vid of stewie stealing the show but make it 19 minutes
2:32 did you know this wasn’t a part of the script 😂
i love stewie thank you for making this🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
6:42 that public dissmantling was actually really well done
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
These are why stewie is my fav
That and the Stewie and Brian episodes that are like time travel or sci fi etc
squiggly line is some bars honestly
It is not "bars", it is poetry. Take your ghetto terminology somewhere else.
What is the squiggly line idk what Stewie is referencing
@@domenicavallone28eye floaters. Everyone at some point gets them in their 20s i believe
I don't know why that candy jar bit is so funny, but I laugh every time.
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
SunnyD, alright!!
What’s in your closet
Lois: clothes
Swetie: scary monsters 😒
Stewie is the most ICONIC character on this show!!
“What’s your favorite holiday”
“9/11”
“Name a popular fruit”
Stewie: Clay Aiken
🤣😂💀
Stewie being the only reason to watch the show
6:36 i have moments like that 😂
Same here😂
5:55 me about myself when I drop the icecream spoon on sunday 2:17 pm, when I haven't had any food yet
0:28 bro stewie💀💀💀💀💀
1:08 the way he doesn't sound like himself
The scene with Lois talking in the car to all his witty retorts is my favorite
Stewie >>>
Name something in closet-Stewie himself.😂
You too will grow old to have that candy dish
"Your favorite holiday"
Literally nobody
Stewie: 9/11 💀
9/11 means?
@@shiviebhuyan1220You don’t know what the 9/11 terrorist attacks are?
More than 2,500 people were killed.
The candy jar scene has to be one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
My answers to the game show questions from 0:15-0:29
"A toilet."
"Dana Terrace."
"My sexuality."
"The Queen's Birthday."
"Your Mom."
🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe i pay for this.
I adore stewie lol I love him so much
I truly think some of Stewie's best moments are just Seth vamping
1:56 wouldn’t his wife’s sister-in-law be Stewie’s sister? Who’s Carol?
Could also be her brothers wife
@ true
maybe stewie has a younger sibling in that future named after Lois' sister
I like the idea that he forgot about Meg entirely and even got her name wrong when he was reminded of her existence.
COMMERCIAL..*swift kick to the nuts*😂😂😂
I swear Stewie’s voice sounds deeper to me now. Odd.
“And she has gotten faaaaaat” man a forgotten gem lol
"Hey hey fella um ok bye"
Come on Stewie, black licorice is the shit lmao. My great grandpa loved that stuff and always stocked up on it for us
OH squiggly line in my eye fluid!....
"Name a popular fruit"
"Clay Aiken"
he really is the best character
Best family guy clip channel ever
To know stewie and vrian scenes are literally jusg Seth McFarland in a studio booth talking to himself is both concerning and hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excuse me sir excuse me elf hello young man I guess*cuts off elf's arm*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:06 that purple stuff is it the same as purple stuff in robot chicken that shit can save lives
Name a popular fruit
"Clay Aiken" 😂😂
please make more
"Favourite holiday?"
Stewie:🛩🏭
7:57 relatable
every other members: American English
Stewie: *euh, ey Loudin's coffdrop. Iz dhat kendies? Neu ai don' dink zhat's za kendie I TINK IZZA COFFDROF!*