Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
My grandma always had the same thing going on with the ornate candy bowl, thats so real lol. Ours had little lightbulbs, batteries, whole assortment of random little objects
liked how stewie always had the best written jokes
Who voices him and also who runs the show?
@@14rs2Stewie, of course.
Had?
No you don't, liar.
@@14rs2Seth McFarlane does both
"Oh, a Luden's coughdrop. Is that candy? No, I think it's a COUGH DROP,"
I think a coughdrop is candy
Oh freedent that’s good I got a sweet tooth I think I’ll have some freedent
I've had cough drops that were quite sweet. I guess it depends on the taste.
My grandma used to give those to me all the time as a kid and I loved them
@@jerrys1Just like cherry hard candy.
Aw Sunny D alright!
Aw Sunny D alright!
The way he says it man
@@rashadvsyou Aw Sunny D alright!
@@rashadvsyoufacts😭😭😭😭
Sunny D back in the day was lit. Nowadays… it leaves a lot to be desired.
"Your favorite Holiday.
911." That got me. 😆
@@water0000🤓🤡
😂😂😂
@@water0000nah it made me laugh also
Just cause it was so sudden
@@water0000I relate him
I like how the writers give Stewie the most realistic dialogue and it’s hilarious! 😂
Definitely seperates him from the rest of the characters
realistic dialogue for a talking baby
I love when he comments on things
@@dannigro8794 same
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Real
Frickin floaters
@@micahh9351just got my first one this year didn’t what they were before, now I resonate with this Family guy joke.
@@SilliBilliBoi97 took the powder that makes you say "real"
Deep
Name something you do on the weekends
Black guys 💀
That’s so me fr
Relatable
Same here
Haha!
😂😂😂
“Hey! Do you have any idea what time it is?! Get in the house fatty!”
Lmao Stewie is the absolute best 😂 he makes the whole show
My favorite part of stewie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stewie just don't hold back at all
youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture
@@2009samiyaisha was 9 fk pdfl moe and i piss on sharmota manjook mohamd ks umak gahba
This is exactly why he is the best character of Family Guy.
I know right
But the most iconic dialogue of Stewie for me will always be - " Well I am off to buy my imagery groceries" 😂😂
0:01 are we just going to ignore Stewie's incredible leg-strength.
It's rolled table
Smh 🤦🏻♂️
🎶Who wears short shorts Stewie wear short shorts 🎶
Not surprised, he has achieved greater feats
Peter just falling down is funny as hell
oh squiggly line
in my eye fluid
I see you there
lurking on the periphery of my vision
@@prettymuchthatonebut when I try to look at you, you scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
5:01 "So Carolyn, guess you should have hit that when you had the chance huh brian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 you told me to take it slow
It's actually a good thing he DIDN'T sleep with her.
@crystalgemgirl731 lol he was a good thing, but I believe stewie was blocking brian
@@ivangass7770 Yeah.
nah Stewie really said it 2:26
You’ll probably get a full page in the yearbook
Lightning strike
Stewie went from evil to gay
Same thing tbh
@@VincenzoMGREXAs a guy who’s done stuff, yeah, it’s about the same. Either you’re Vito from the Sopranos, or Andy Dick.
@@coleozaeta6344 thank you for reminding me about Andy
"Bouncing, bouncing, vodka Andy Dick. Oops, I sharted."
@@coleozaeta6344definitely not the same, there's sane gay people
“How is Carol?”
At least he cares
Stewie is obviously the best character in Family Guy.
* Used to be.
@@amirmoezzno is no one is better
"I was the it boy of 2006" - Stewie Griffin
That "Weakest Link" rant absolutely killed me
The animations for stewie in the first couple seasons was so good
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
It was I that made them.
Death field, otherwise known as… time, perhaps
He who escapes the grasp of tine can live forever, logically
@@CCABPSacsach But then nothing would happen without experiencing times
@@coleozaeta6344 or, everything happens at once, like how photons perceive the universe in general relativity
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
“Have we ever actually, you know, met?”
Dead 😂
I love the way he says “I have a room”.
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
7:43 Brian turns into Peter
Brian was totally praying!
"Name your favourite fruit?"
"Clay Akin"
😂😂😂
“Name something you do on the weekends?”
“Black guys.”
@@jayar7436 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jayar7436 Its how deadpan he plays it that makes it so funny.
A wise man once said I don’t want a 9/11 2 because the sequel is never as good as the original.
:3
:3
Very dark but great joke
@@Firechief2471 I stole it from uncle Al
Sometimes the sequels are better than the original
_O squiggly line in my eye fluid_
I see you there lurking in the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away
2:09 i spit out my drink 😂
D:
1:14 Stewies noismaking is so freaking hilarious
1:08
Yo, Sunny D, that rules.
I know Sunny D isn’t considered as “orange juice” but it’s still goated
5:04 "oh you're crazy bitch I didn't say that bitch" is one of my favorite obscure references whenever I'm denying something I definitely did
I didn't get that one, can you explain
@@laylaknopfler5989 they mean they reference this scene. The episode is “Love, Blactually”
“Its so dark” brian i think you forget your a dog, you see in black and white😂
I think you forget your and you're are two different things...
@@szabok1999 💀
Stewie keeping family guy alive
He’s practically one of the reasons Family Guy has funny moments, especially modern ones
It's funny because it's true.😓
4:12 AYO STEWIE'S ONTO SOMETHING!!!
5:01 had me crying and the way he says youre disingenuous is hilarious
You mean 7:44 🎉
“This This guy don’t sit right with me Lois, he don’t sit right with me”😂😂
0:23 damn Stewie 💀
"Name a popular fruit."
"Clay Aiken." 🤣
4:30 i love when family guy characters get high it’s too realistic 😂😂😭
3:32 your cat when you hold perfectly still in front of them for a few minutes.
What?
He's talking about the elf just standing in the snow staring at nothing and allowing Stewie to cut off his arm.
@@shannonlong6640 oh
Then you cut her arm off?
@@kunaldevsingh5514 Stewie cut off the elfs arm with a knife, yes.
"Orgasm Eyes! Orgasm Eyes! U do 20% of that and we gotta movie."
“1,2,3, 4, I’m dancing from my vagina”
0:14 Stewie is all over the place here
My goat
@@f.f5771throat goat
OH SUNNY D ALRIGH
0:48 That was amazing and what the actual heck? Hahahahahaha
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
5:17. Me when my cousin interrupts my dbz time
DBZ 😍😍😍😍
nerd 😵
Things you do on the weekend?
Stewie: “Black guys”
Definitely gotta type 😂
“Mmm, that’s so fresh too”😂
7:58 i know people that do that 😂😂😂
There are a few in my family
Gameshow host: "Something you do on the weekends"
Stewie: "Black guys"
1:08 I love how you can hear Seth's Quagmire voice sneak into Stewie
These are why stewie is my fav
That and the Stewie and Brian episodes that are like time travel or sci fi etc
0:46 to be fair i used to eat those things like they were candy
0:28 bro stewie💀💀💀💀💀
6:36 i have moments like that 😂
Same here😂
I want another vid of stewie stealing the show but make it 19 minutes
SunnyD, alright!!
Stewie is the most ICONIC character on this show!!
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
"Your favorite holiday"
Literally nobody
Stewie: 9/11 💀
9/11 means?
@@shiviebhuyan1220You don’t know what the 9/11 terrorist attacks are?
More than 2,500 people were killed.
1:08 the way he doesn't sound like himself
Stewie >>>
squiggly line is some bars honestly
It is not "bars", it is poetry. Take your ghetto terminology somewhere else.
What is the squiggly line idk what Stewie is referencing
@@domenicavallone28eye floaters. Everyone at some point gets them in their 20s i believe
I don't know why that candy jar bit is so funny, but I laugh every time.
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
Stewie being the only reason to watch the show
i love stewie thank you for making this🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
“What’s your favorite holiday”
“9/11”
The candy jar scene has to be one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
The scene with Lois talking in the car to all his witty retorts is my favorite
Name something in closet-Stewie himself.😂
7:52 I’ve been looking for this for a week 😂😂
You too will grow old to have that candy dish
3:55 i think i know what he's gonna do with that arm but youtube won't let me say it.
Use it as reindeer bait?
NAHHHH 💀💀💀
💀💀
😂😂😂
6:07-6:13 Even better. He turned out to be a bisexual.
😂
I adore stewie lol I love him so much
I can't believe i pay for this.
2:01 had me rolling
“Name a popular fruit”
Stewie: Clay Aiken
🤣😂💀
7:57 relatable
Come on Stewie, black licorice is the shit lmao. My great grandpa loved that stuff and always stocked up on it for us
To know stewie and vrian scenes are literally jusg Seth McFarland in a studio booth talking to himself is both concerning and hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
COMMERCIAL..*swift kick to the nuts*😂😂😂
1:06 that purple stuff is it the same as purple stuff in robot chicken that shit can save lives
he really is the best character
OH squiggly line in my eye fluid!....
please make more
I swear Stewie’s voice sounds deeper to me now. Odd.
“And she has gotten faaaaaat” man a forgotten gem lol
“Something you do on the weekend”
“Black guys”
3:45 me and bro tryna get the crackhead outta his trance😂
"Hey hey fella um ok bye"
5:26 wtf was that 💀
I truly think some of Stewie's best moments are just Seth vamping
My grandma always had the same thing going on with the ornate candy bowl, thats so real lol. Ours had little lightbulbs, batteries, whole assortment of random little objects
0:01 Just one second in and Stewie knew what to do 😂
1:56 wouldn’t his wife’s sister-in-law be Stewie’s sister? Who’s Carol?
Could also be her brothers wife
@ true
maybe stewie has a younger sibling in that future named after Lois' sister
every other members: American English
Stewie: *euh, ey Loudin's coffdrop. Iz dhat kendies? Neu ai don' dink zhat's za kendie I TINK IZZA COFFDROF!*
3:10 fire clip
Im not the biggest fan of the show but the whole bit about stewie cutting that elf's arm off might be some of the hardest i've laughed at anything