Stewie Exacts Revenge on Boy Who Stole His Bike

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  • @herbienbrian2
    @herbienbrian2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7326

    Brian comforting Stewie was a genuinely wholesome moment.

    • @FatherofFFD
      @FatherofFFD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Yeah, until Brian owes Stewie $50. Ha ha ha

    • @trishaann1616
      @trishaann1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love fg but wholesome it's not.

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah the old Brian was better than the new one who just uses people

    • @deandrewoods5621
      @deandrewoods5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gaaaaaaay

    • @yanrokbowl28
      @yanrokbowl28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's a blend of hilarity due to the delivery, and sadness because we sympathize.

  • @Apocalypse9696
    @Apocalypse9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11070

    stewie rides and builds spaceships and time machines but feels a tricycle is exhilarating

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      That's what i'm thinking 😂😂

    • @ace-gx5go
      @ace-gx5go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Aryaman Gupta Hiaitien

    • @cousin_skeeter1828
      @cousin_skeeter1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Aryaman Gupta dude he’s a baby

    • @Apocalypse9696
      @Apocalypse9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@cousin_skeeter1828 he builds time machines and weapons of mass destruction.
      And is a genius.

    • @sajenius18
      @sajenius18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Aryaman Gupta . The point is he is still a baby. Other episodes show him enjoying baby powder and such... it goes along with his simplicity as just a baby

  • @ionianorion9349
    @ionianorion9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20657

    Its funny when Stewie acts like a child but mixed with a adult personality

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

      He's a degenerate 😂

    • @misplaced3117
      @misplaced3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      I mean, He is a psychopathic toddler, so I guess yeah

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I miss when he was just an evil baby

    • @AliciaHandsome
      @AliciaHandsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      an*

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Alicia Lovis no that’s wrong
      Read that sentence again

  • @airborntruck6263
    @airborntruck6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    It's funny how Stewie calls Meg and Chris "the kids" when they are much older than he is. 😂

    • @mrferrer9485
      @mrferrer9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I always do that to my older sister and parents 🤣👻

    • @justinianthegreat154
      @justinianthegreat154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But he‘s smarter than both of them

    • @wrathybear
      @wrathybear ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Technically they’re still kids, Stewie is just a bit too literal

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's because Stewie was born with full knowledge. His soul is older than dirt.

  • @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502
    @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8694

    Wow, when stewie started crying, Brian just sat next to him and put his arm around him. That's what friends are for

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      CaptainFoxy Hyenaslayer this comment is edited in 2021, wow, I cannot believe how toxic I was. I honestly deserve harsh criticism or to be shitted on. Anyways, sorry for this. Hope you all have good lives!

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      EnterGood Name well excuuuuuse me princess

    • @backthefuckupoffme9767
      @backthefuckupoffme9767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      CaptainFoxy Hyenaslayer Back before Brian became a major douche.

    • @richardescobar9306
      @richardescobar9306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      EnterGood Name common sense is a book written by Tomas pain

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Now he gives Stewie herpes

  • @georgivanev7466
    @georgivanev7466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6300

    He goes full John Wick for his tricycle

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Just like how john wick would protect his puppy

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      00:13+00:14

    • @jcplays3842
      @jcplays3842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Pharoax To be brutally honestly, John Wick failed to protect the puppy.

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@jcplays3842 Yeah but he sure as hell avenged it, and that counts for something.

    • @ashketchup4966
      @ashketchup4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a huge John wick fan I’m happy to be the 1000th like on this comment

  • @messi10609
    @messi10609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8601

    The trash blowing in the wind got me dead 😂

    • @pencilsniper
      @pencilsniper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lionel Messi how is it as soon as that scene comes up, I see your comment lol

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It's more funny that i scrolled down to this as i got to this part

    • @jesseyang8172
      @jesseyang8172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      american beauty?

    • @TheGio3gio
      @TheGio3gio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jesseyang8172 indeed

    • @powheadshot7766
      @powheadshot7766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      “ITS JUST SOME TRASH BLOWING IN THE WIND. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCITORY SYSTEM IS?!?!”

  • @NeoVelocity
    @NeoVelocity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    The gym sellers coming on strong with pretending to cut deals and talking too much is so accurate

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that REALLY the way it goes? I've never been in a gym in my life! LOL

    • @blaze031gshine
      @blaze031gshine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@retroguy9494 YES!!!
      I’ve been to like 5 gyms and aside from blink fitness, they ALL act the same way 😂

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blaze031gshine Sounds like used car salesmen to ME! LOL And they're bad enough!
      I guess I was lucky to have a father who was into physical fitness and therefore, we had a lot of the equipment at home. A gym membership wasn't necessary!

    • @arizonawrestlinginterviews1040
      @arizonawrestlinginterviews1040 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I dealt with it once when I signed up for LA Fitness. Never went to a gym again.

  • @masonsmith9884
    @masonsmith9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    0:13 “Toys R Overpriced”
    Yes, yes they are...

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Most underrated scene 😂😂

    • @mrsnrub6848
      @mrsnrub6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      R.I.P. Toys "R" Us

    • @SavageMexicanBoi
      @SavageMexicanBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh wow I didn’t even noticed that lol

    • @w.angel17
      @w.angel17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no wonder y it shut down...but still 💔😪 rip to my childhood

    • @anad4370
      @anad4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto

  • @bestusernameever6518
    @bestusernameever6518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5373

    Stewie: "How old are you?"
    Bully: "7"
    Stewie: "Well. My, my, you're practically a lady"

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It's actually a reference from The Sound of Music : )

    • @7473R
      @7473R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nicholaslawrence6926 I don't get it

    • @unxprienced9548
      @unxprienced9548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Tate Pennick because in the movie when the new nanny (I forgot her name) meets the youngest kid and when she mentions says she’s seven the nanny says that line.

    • @7473R
      @7473R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@unxprienced9548 Ok thanks

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@7473R
      To add to what was posted above, yes, the new nanny to the Von Trapp household, Maria, asked the youngest girl to introduce herself.
      The girl, Gretl, said, "My name is Gretl, and I'm going to be seven on Tuesday."
      And Maria says, "My, you're practically a lady."
      Seth MacFarlane is quite a Sound of Music fan, so it's not surprising he would drop that reference.

  • @jacobproductions7501
    @jacobproductions7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    "Who was that guy"
    😂😂😂
    Oh my God that was hilarious!

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This is so heartwarming, because it's so rare to see Stewie so genuinely excited with something wholesome and age-appropriate, and so rare so see him so sad and vulnerable that he sobs like that.

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    “Your cruelty merely stems from some deep seated inner pain, so the obvious remedy is a healthy does of OUTER PAIN!” HAHAHA THIS IS GOLD

    • @SSKMusicBeats
      @SSKMusicBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Literally Societies remedy to criminals lol

    • @thinkthensend9228
      @thinkthensend9228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Deep-seeded healthy dose, does is what does does

    • @MuhammadFarukh
      @MuhammadFarukh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SSKMusicBeats Honest to god, I still don’t know how I feel about the death penalty.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MuhammadFarukh Drug dealers/murderers deserve it

    • @forreutubey780
      @forreutubey780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thinkthensend9228 thanks professor

  • @aegiseurobeat4559
    @aegiseurobeat4559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5160

    "We're playing house."
    "But that boy is all tied up."
    "....Roman Polanski's house."

    • @95ellington
      @95ellington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I had to look that up to see who it was LOL

    • @KillbotSw
      @KillbotSw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@95ellington who is it?

    • @meIatonin
      @meIatonin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@KillbotSw Google is there for a reason

    • @KillbotSw
      @KillbotSw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@meIatonin wasnt talking to you.

    • @meIatonin
      @meIatonin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@KillbotSw That doesn't matter this is a public comment section.

  • @ChiefCaeden
    @ChiefCaeden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7049

    “Were playing house, Roman Palanski’s house”

    • @frank-vh6ij
      @frank-vh6ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      LMDAOOOOO

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rsaadk
      @rsaadk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      the best joke

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 If you're too young to get the joke, you're probably too young to get most Family Guy jokes as a whole.

    • @ITSMRZFG
      @ITSMRZFG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Horrible lol

  • @shauryatiwari12
    @shauryatiwari12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    2:17 I like how a baby has a deeper voice then a toddler

  • @blipflipped6680
    @blipflipped6680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    2:53 That's really sweet of Brian, where he just sits with Stewie, rubbing his head to calm him down. I appreciate their bonding moments the _most_ from this show.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I watch my brothers dog once a week, and one time I reacted emotionally to a video and she thought I was in distress and came running at me to comfort me. Dogs are the best...

    • @mammaboy1
      @mammaboy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is one of my favorites

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K4inan reacted emotionally as in pissed your pants?

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except he was standing right there to see it get stolen and didn't help

    • @dianitestar1234
      @dianitestar1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yet he ruins everything else he touches....

  • @davidelbeaner3034
    @davidelbeaner3034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2885

    2:53 damn that touched my heart. Brian is a real one

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I was going to post the same, you beat me to it. In the end, Brian is a loyal dog.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @KommitTheRat he didn’t know

    • @JohnSmithsu2006
      @JohnSmithsu2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WAS a real one.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @KommitTheRat He didn't know because Stewie didn't have his bike anymore, is obvious someone stole it. You obviously do not know Brian's strength. Brian was beating Peter up, you really think he couldn't have beaten up a little boy?
      Either way, its not his nature to beat a kid like that up. Don't forget to consider at that season, Brian was a real one.

    • @manojkumarverma1615
      @manojkumarverma1615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @YouAlwaysLose I think it was obvious to anyone
      Brian's brain-
      Stevie rode the tricycle-now we see him without the tricycle- something is fishy- someone stole his tricycle
      Stewie was saying that someone took the bike and hasn't returned
      That can literally mean someone stole his bike
      Now who steals a tricycle- a bigger kid so probably a bully
      Simple 😊

  • @WorkingStorage
    @WorkingStorage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    Lois: What's going on down here?
    Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
    Lois: But that boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: ...Roman Polański's house.

    • @demiladebakare3109
      @demiladebakare3109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ohh so back then she understood him

    • @WorkingStorage
      @WorkingStorage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@demiladebakare3109 Only when it's either funny or plot convenient

    • @becwiaon1057
      @becwiaon1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🏀😂

    • @NYRyder1983
      @NYRyder1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Was that the only time Lois actually understood Stewie?

    • @Radoslaw731
      @Radoslaw731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a joke - dont insult Polański 😃😄

  • @agent-bunganil-numero-uno
    @agent-bunganil-numero-uno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Yeah we gotta commend him, Stewie is just too funny like a 40% child with 60% adult personality love it man he's carried this show for years

  • @queenizzy2358
    @queenizzy2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I love the earlier seasons they always made me feel comfy

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      U right Izzy
      thnx fo watchin

    • @Dwyanerose
      @Dwyanerose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro..Why is this comment so accurate lol
      I used to go to sleep to family guy dvds

  • @Ahmedoo22
    @Ahmedoo22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    That bag scene is deep.

    • @frontierentTV
      @frontierentTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      And that music tho, it makes me so nostalgic

    • @kanered1950
      @kanered1950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      it's from movie american beauty :D

    • @Ahmedoo22
      @Ahmedoo22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Kane Red
      Thanks I checked it now. So many good references in Family Guy.

    • @kanered1950
      @kanered1950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NP man ,enjoy :D

    • @Kyle_765
      @Kyle_765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eng. Ahmed 😂

  • @animadoarts5123
    @animadoarts5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    Bully messed with the wrong dude...

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    4:31 another rare moment where the family understand stewie

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about 2:57

    • @sparky111000
      @sparky111000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@PurpEngine601 I meant the family not the outside characters

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sparky111000 oh ok 🙂

    • @jcmee91
      @jcmee91 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Incorrect, they don't actually understand him, they just hear noises.

    • @sparky111000
      @sparky111000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@jcmee91 so what about the godfather scene were Lois says, "I agree with Stewie, it's not really fair." 😂

  • @exp037a
    @exp037a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2796

    So the principal has the word principal on his sweater?! Lmao

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      That was vintage Family Guy right there 😂😂

    • @josephkay4219
      @josephkay4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wtf it isn’t on the glass?! Lol

    • @partyguy101ify
      @partyguy101ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn't realize that until a few years ago. Even then, for a moment, I thought it may have been one of those early-season goofs like in the pilot when Peter's eye and glasses went over his nose.

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      FrequencyOo that’s the joke

    • @rawasiqtr6834
      @rawasiqtr6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@partyguy101ify dietuyeyywet6re3etr55275924

  • @TheAbsintheS
    @TheAbsintheS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    Family Guy was so splendid when Stewie was like this, an evil , articulated little genius !

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh yeah and how about now

    • @croluka2798
      @croluka2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shawesomeshclll8112 who killed a Dog after he said that he humped his Teddy bear

    • @croluka2798
      @croluka2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawesomeshclll8112 oh

    • @tarman2752
      @tarman2752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawesomeshclll8112 *7

    • @chickenwitrice761
      @chickenwitrice761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theoneaboveall1284 stewie seems gay now

  • @gcc6229
    @gcc6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Stewie can’t just build a machine to buff him up? He made a time machine, futuristic guns, multiverse traveling, but he can’t make a machine to buff him up?

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      On jah?

    • @elektrictoes2896
      @elektrictoes2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Reverse plot armor

    • @InterMediaOfficial
      @InterMediaOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's called a gym

    • @gcc6229
      @gcc6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@InterMediaOfficial Yeah I know what a gym is but he can literally just make something to buff him

    • @aaronwillis6179
      @aaronwillis6179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gcc6229 sterroids

  • @Alex11223
    @Alex11223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like the part when Brian pets Stewie when he’s crying😂😂

    • @eden8185
      @eden8185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter don't give a crap 1:12

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    "Roman Polanski's house"
    I'm dead 😂💀😂💀😂💀

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂👌

    • @TemperamentalCatLover
      @TemperamentalCatLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's Roman Polanski

    • @CrossCuntryFranco
      @CrossCuntryFranco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TemperamentalCatLover Famous Polish director, did _Rosemary's Baby_ , _Chinatown_ , _Macbeth_ , amongst others. Sadly, he also raped a teenaged girl, and that has overshadowed his career. That being said though, the joke isn't said rape: his girlfriend while he was riding high from the fame of _Rosemary's Baby_ , Sharon Tate, was murdered by Charles Manson's gang (it wouldn't be the only time in _FG_ history that a joke would be made on said murders, though).

  • @jeffwold6767
    @jeffwold6767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    2:45 saddest scene ever depicted in animation.
    When Stewie cries, we all cry.

    • @Jaysmh
      @Jaysmh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr :(

    • @theradman9478
      @theradman9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well old stewie

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Seth pretending to be a baby who is crying while a dog (voiced by Seth) comforts him. Creepier in theory than in practice.

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @sᴀᴋɪ sᴀᴢᴜᴋɪ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I didn't sexualized them weirdo.

  • @ibooogeymani9380
    @ibooogeymani9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    4:33
    Did.... did Lois just understand and respond to Stewie?

    • @anujpramanik1819
      @anujpramanik1819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      It actually works both ways, so we may never know

    • @ibooogeymani9380
      @ibooogeymani9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Noora true but that all was just a simulation stewie was doing. Then again, it is family guy we're talking about here. There's no logic to it.

    • @destinyconsonery8043
      @destinyconsonery8043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought Lois already understood Stewie......

    • @abelcollado1711
      @abelcollado1711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nah they can they just chose not to.

    • @sahibzadamuhib6811
      @sahibzadamuhib6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@abelcollado1711 bcuz they just see him as a mouthy toddler

  • @shivamdeshmukh7254
    @shivamdeshmukh7254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:52 beggars can be choosers
    Lol I can't 😂😂

    • @Saibaba93451
      @Saibaba93451 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pakistan 😂😂😂

  • @boboakosafillipino6233
    @boboakosafillipino6233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    2:47 poor Stewie it's a good thing he's smart.

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
    @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain.
    So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!"
    By far one of my favorite lines of anything

  • @assibeysteven4033
    @assibeysteven4033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    ‘You laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.’

  • @SSJ4Ty
    @SSJ4Ty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I miss this show. Thank you for the upload. Been so busy working, i forgot how funny this shit is.

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    LOL they asked Mort Goldman if he would kiss his son.

    • @DakotaSkylerBurlison
      @DakotaSkylerBurlison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Oh god no what the matter with you no

    • @FortBlaster-fm9op
      @FortBlaster-fm9op 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On the head or cheek, yes he would. On the lips, "911, what's your emergency?"

  • @drkushajagadeesh6347
    @drkushajagadeesh6347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    He's right. Gyms do push their membership a little too strongly! 😝

    • @h3402
      @h3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😌😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😝

    • @jccw227
      @jccw227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mine was crafty. They gave you a free training session your first day at the gym, then try to push the personal trainer on you while you're still too tired to think.

    • @kepiblop
      @kepiblop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      guess their price kept doing alot of pushups

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had this experience at one gym. They do pressure you. I thought it was just that one gym but many do it. The cheapest gyms do not lol. If you in Canada don't go to Steve Nash | Fitness Word fuck that place.
      They even lie. I asked the guy "Wait did you say $26 for every month?" and he says yes. Turns out it was bi-weekly. $52 for that fucking gym. It's not even better than Golds Gym also

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't do gyms anymore. Outdoor recreation is much better.

  • @Howyaduing
    @Howyaduing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2667

    😰“We’re playing……house”
    😕“Why is he all tied up?”
    😐“…Roman Polanski’s House…”

    • @randellmurillo9659
      @randellmurillo9659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      We can hear

    • @berto17
      @berto17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you disgust me

    • @SomethingUnremarkable
      @SomethingUnremarkable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GTA iv

    • @kurohunt125
      @kurohunt125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There's a comment almost right above yours and it says the same thing.. A month before you. :| And don't be a dick. Repeating things from what we just watched is actually retarded.

    • @davidlundmark9359
      @davidlundmark9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kurohunt125 He wants dem likes so he can cash them in and get some of that youtube money.
      *Wait, that's not how it works*

  • @CrazyMon3yCashMon3y
    @CrazyMon3yCashMon3y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thebobbyshow9447
    @thebobbyshow9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    “It’s just some trash blowing in the wind,
    Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?
    ,God 2001

  • @alphaseries2
    @alphaseries2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    0:12 Toys "R" Overpriced

  • @theendurance
    @theendurance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    2:50 Such a cute and wholesome moment. miss this era of family guy :(

    • @eljunior5823
      @eljunior5823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cringe

    • @Zoffee662
      @Zoffee662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@eljunior5823 I kinda don't care

    • @josuesolar1771
      @josuesolar1771 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilariously cute

    • @nekolyna033
      @nekolyna033 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @nekolyna033
      @nekolyna033 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the who's say that's a "cringe", they're cringe👍🏻

  • @Diiiction
    @Diiiction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:17 made me choke on my own spit. 🤣🤣

  • @tylermccain8443
    @tylermccain8443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    The bully is voiced by Josh peck

    • @barbielovesmac2010
      @barbielovesmac2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Tyler Lee I didn’t know!

    • @Lilacsky64
      @Lilacsky64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      No way

    • @TheHuskynatorMAN95
      @TheHuskynatorMAN95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      So you mean to tell me that the possum from Ice Age 2 Eddie is voicing white nutty kidfessor?

    • @elhamdaboi9572
      @elhamdaboi9572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody ask

    • @cartoongrump
      @cartoongrump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@elhamdaboi9572 EVERYBODY ASK.

  • @mrheimdall
    @mrheimdall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Seven? well, my my you're practically a lady." LOL!

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a reference from The Sound Of Music. : )

    • @CriticalHater
      @CriticalHater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Shark Master4000 you came on a little too strongly.

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    4:34 Stewie: We’re playing house.
    Lois: That boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: ...
    *Roman Polanski’s House.*

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂

    • @lukesmineralogicalshowcase973
      @lukesmineralogicalshowcase973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Must underrated joke ever

    • @orangelinedevil2
      @orangelinedevil2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukesmineralogicalshowcase973 could you explain it for me please?

    • @jocimar1625
      @jocimar1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @nekrositoh
      @nekrositoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@orangelinedevil2 charles manson's killings were in that house..they tied, stabbed and killed people inside roman polanski's house.

  • @KsCrochetxo
    @KsCrochetxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The fact that stewie was so patient makes me so sad cause he really loves that tricycle 😭😭

  • @johnjackson6483
    @johnjackson6483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "We are playing house!"
    "But he's tied up"
    "Roman Polanski house "!😢😂😂😂can't believe I just laughed at that

  • @shawnburka1966
    @shawnburka1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:04 tries to get up and struggles a lot and isn’t even tied to the chair 😂😂

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Stewie- We're playing house.
    Lois- that boy is all tied up
    Stewie- Roman Polanski's house.

  • @SzZsoel1
    @SzZsoel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:25 I would have ungrudgingly taken a look at that machine at work.

    • @Ccooper28740
      @Ccooper28740 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The kid’s not so tough now.

    • @michellimilchin6246
      @michellimilchin6246 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bully scared 😰

  • @bsmig5450
    @bsmig5450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I will never see plastic bags the same

  • @6anon
    @6anon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4401

    Who was that guy - Peter Griffin

  • @ross6420
    @ross6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    The Bully is voiced by Josh Peck and I never knew that until now

    • @fuckballs109
      @fuckballs109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      HUG ME BROTHER!

    • @allsmilesguy
      @allsmilesguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I knew it! I never looked it up but I recognized his voice

    • @TheGreekPianist
      @TheGreekPianist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hear it now! Lol

    • @lunakitty1990
      @lunakitty1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE GAMESPHERE!!!!!!!

    • @Relax-ge2uf
      @Relax-ge2uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who is Josh peck

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That visual gag of Principal Shepherd wearing a sweater with the world "principal" on it was amazing.

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    It's not a bike, it's a trikey

    • @candyashez
      @candyashez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryce Woodford Your Problem?

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Says "a bike" in the title. It's uncorrect, that's the problem.

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shendue
      Poor Stewie that bully stole his new tike. At least he gets revenge on him.

  • @veronicalay3344
    @veronicalay3344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “He stole my tricy.”😭 Lol 😂

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @randomboys1000
      @randomboys1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      triky*

    • @triplemanimation
      @triplemanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He hic* stole hic* my hic* tri hic* cy

    • @davidkulangiyev8835
      @davidkulangiyev8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@randomboys1000 trikey * ironic you endeavor to correct someone, and your correction is incorrect. Rather sad isn't that?

    • @davidkulangiyev8835
      @davidkulangiyev8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JunYi_Lu it's okay. English can be a very trikey language. At least someone probably thought you were funny.

  • @edyram22
    @edyram22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I miss evil Stewie.

    • @micoddwarrior
      @micoddwarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EdwardLFTX ' me to man.me to

    • @olivia_world4492
      @olivia_world4492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      EdwardLFTX ' he switch timeline with gay stewie

    • @danielemory4488
      @danielemory4488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yall keep saying that like he gonna come back

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He still has his evil moments, few and far between, but he has them.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EdwardLFTX ' that stewie sucked

  • @ryananddaniel5269
    @ryananddaniel5269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:51 Stewie: You’re cruelty merely stems from some deep seated inner pain… So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!

  • @frontierentTV
    @frontierentTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    "Oh god, No, whats the matter with you" Why Mort do him like that 😂😁

    • @angelynakukwe9069
      @angelynakukwe9069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Because it's his own son? Lmao

    • @eugene2444
      @eugene2444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      deROCK STAR33 i mean if his son is a baby but not no damn high school kid tf

    • @carlinvlogs8417
      @carlinvlogs8417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      deROCK STAR33 Tom Brady lol

    • @yatokami1783
      @yatokami1783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure the joke here is that Mort looked away and covered his face as if to hide from some hideous creature

    • @ollymccue2929
      @ollymccue2929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WeTuber jDhistwufuhewa

  • @blackout_4500x
    @blackout_4500x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Roman Polanskis house 😂😂😂

    • @stephenmurphy7458
      @stephenmurphy7458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How do think Hollywood received that punch line?

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least he didn't say Jeffery Dahmer's house.

    • @michaelclentworth1283
      @michaelclentworth1283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Okami Jubei He should've.

    • @RicoCilliers
      @RicoCilliers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SpeedManRS #1 brutal

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It could be david carradine’s house if the bully was tied by the neck

  • @Xqvvzts
    @Xqvvzts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:44 What an amazing use of perspective

  • @montecristo7527
    @montecristo7527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Stewie is the smartest person ever he can literally do anything he wants

  • @Jpcoolness
    @Jpcoolness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:47 kills me every time

  • @BadVibesOnly
    @BadVibesOnly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    They don't make family guy like they used to

  • @crossloveslife
    @crossloveslife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "Roman Polanksi's house" I died

    • @lexi4424
      @lexi4424 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Constitution Times rip !

  • @Azad_ca
    @Azad_ca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:30 peter having a mystical experience by looking at a garbage bag 😂😂😂🤣

  • @mouthface9710
    @mouthface9710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    “Thank you, Meg. I guess beggers can be choosers,”.

    • @PS-wi1pp
      @PS-wi1pp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Sensible Name i am your 100th like

    • @mouthface9710
      @mouthface9710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prahlaad Sachdev thanks lol

    • @PrateekMehta92
      @PrateekMehta92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      can't be

    • @molligamezing1724
      @molligamezing1724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha i watched that part while i read that comment

  • @max4thewin556
    @max4thewin556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Therapist: long legged stewie doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    2:11

  • @WthBroClips111
    @WthBroClips111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:59 are we gonna ignore the fact that Stewie drag that boy with one hand

  • @bag3lmonst3r72
    @bag3lmonst3r72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:30 That American Beauty reference tho was brilliant lololol

  • @BillyBJohnson
    @BillyBJohnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Roman Polanski’s House 😂😂😂 bruh I was dying right there 😂😂

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This is a healthy mix of erudite Stewie and guileless, sassy Stewie for me. Not a complete mess of a character like later seasons

  • @Trinnitus
    @Trinnitus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:04 That had me laughing 😂

  • @AceLM92
    @AceLM92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lois: What's going on down here?
    Stewie: Uh, we're playing house.
    Lois: The boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: (short pause) Roman Polanski's house.
    Ha ha

  • @daryljohnabejuela8669
    @daryljohnabejuela8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    That "American Beauty" reference 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KiaraLionessTM
    @KiaraLionessTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Thank you Meg I guess beggars can be choosers

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kiara LionessTM {Kiara Fray Fairchild} i thought he said
      Beggers can be jews

    • @KiaraLionessTM
      @KiaraLionessTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dumbass lmao 😂

    • @thomasvansant253
      @thomasvansant253 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said 'Can'

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dumbass Beggars*

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. All have sinned and so all are in need of the risen Savior!

  • @jack9353
    @jack9353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Lois doesn't care that stewe had gun in his hand

    • @sunsungodjesusloverjr.2204
      @sunsungodjesusloverjr.2204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      it's normal

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jack 935 yes because this was when she was stupid

    • @craigharvey-gurr337
      @craigharvey-gurr337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A gun with tons of sharp objects.

    • @itzjosh4301
      @itzjosh4301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because stewe didn't have a gun stewie did

    • @tradka73
      @tradka73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hdhdhdhdhdbdyr63u6666666666666666666666666666

  • @leodas910
    @leodas910 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brian comforting Stewie is so wholesome

  • @memeevolutioninfomercials5543
    @memeevolutioninfomercials5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Did anyone else notice that the principal sign is actually on his shirt and not in the door lol

  • @oldssaccount990
    @oldssaccount990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS"?!? Lol

  • @sunsungodjesusloverjr.2204
    @sunsungodjesusloverjr.2204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    stewie is so smart and tough who doesn't love him

  • @Sorakeyblademaster37
    @Sorakeyblademaster37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:49 "Well I guess beggars can be choosers."
    LMAO

  • @jgeld2116
    @jgeld2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    There’s something called bully weekly what the hell

  • @anwesande8928
    @anwesande8928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Stewies hand impression at 4:01 is exactly same as Mr burns in Simpson's.

  • @BadVibesOnly
    @BadVibesOnly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    -Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst
    God - It's just some trash blowing in the wind, do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is.

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol true

    • @kendralynngasperson4049
      @kendralynngasperson4049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lol one of my favorite scenes.

    • @alistairbarson4218
      @alistairbarson4218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi punk it's a bit cold and damp

    • @frontierentTV
      @frontierentTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's from American beauty right
      Loved that scene

    • @behemitch8287
      @behemitch8287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeh thanks but i watched the video. I'll tell you when i need subs

  • @tap_misttheofficial
    @tap_misttheofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I rEmBeR fEeLiNg LiKe A gReAsE mOnKeY" stewie you are awesome!

  • @frontierentTV
    @frontierentTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    "look its dancing with me
    It's like there's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know there's no reason to be afraid
    sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst"

    • @Kyle_765
      @Kyle_765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Real Mario God: "it's just some trash blowing in the wind, do you have idea how complicated your circulatory system is!" 😂

    • @Shroomicus
      @Shroomicus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is a repeat over and over

    • @lone_ranger3641
      @lone_ranger3641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Real Mario the reference is from the movie American Beauty

    • @jonathanmcculley3728
      @jonathanmcculley3728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real Mario that’s like me playing “Journey”. Such a good game.

    • @pickledbrain
      @pickledbrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like an indie film in the making.

  • @queenesther09
    @queenesther09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "And then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs, and I die a little inside." 😆

  • @MrStunterz
    @MrStunterz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    " Thanks Meg , I guess beggars can be choosers " 😂😂😂😂

  • @DARKERthanElements
    @DARKERthanElements 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was literally surprised when I saw that Stewie was able to drag that kid.

  • @stefanogomez8529
    @stefanogomez8529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “I’m going upstairs right now and eating a whole bowl of peanuts” lol wtf 😂
    “I’m allergic to peanuts” makes sense 😂😂

  • @mihaell5752
    @mihaell5752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Roman Polanski's house 😂😂

    • @ozzyboy178
      @ozzyboy178 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commonly used emoji 😂😂

    • @IAmBushid0
      @IAmBushid0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get the joke or the reference

    • @ozzyboy178
      @ozzyboy178 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IAmBushid0 people use that one alot

    • @jzenhenko
      @jzenhenko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IAmBushid0 roman polanski''s wife Sharon Tate and several other people at their home were tied up and murdered by the Manson Family

  • @TheParanormalist0601
    @TheParanormalist0601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Man, I love Stewie. No matter how adult he seems, there's still a little baby within him.

  • @Ladyzworthy
    @Ladyzworthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:13 Stewie: Give it to me!!! Give it to me now damn it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    🤣Hilariously best line ever🤣

  • @XKTUSX
    @XKTUSX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:38 I got Dr Richtofen vibes from COD from this scene except its well, Stewie an infant psychopathic mastermind. I think a bit of torture went a long way here if I do say so myself. Lmao. 😂

  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "He wasn't taking it for a test ride he was just taking it" I feel bad for Stewie but lmao!! 😂😂

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what i'm saying tho 😂😂

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      andrewszombie same, but not the lmao part

    • @andrewszombie
      @andrewszombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 sir, do you question why I would lmao????

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      andrewszombie I mean that it’s not funny to get bullied. It’s just the opposite.

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, despite his age, that's bound to be bad for the bully's health

  • @Sashaa444
    @Sashaa444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:37 So Brian was just hiding in the background watching that go down?

    • @gezzarandom
      @gezzarandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hard to tell, remember a few hours had past from the bully taking the trike to Brian telling Stewie the bad news. So its possible Brian asked Stewie what he was doing waiting and figured it out without seeing it.