Kingdom Hearts - Top 8 Worst Looking Keyblades

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  • @RealChrisTaka
    @RealChrisTaka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    I guess you can say that the Kingdom Key looks ... "Simple and Clean"
    I'll kill myself now

    • @KenjiSatoTakashi
      @KenjiSatoTakashi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Simple and clean" that's how kairi likes sora's key up her hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @AnakaiSkytemare
      @AnakaiSkytemare 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Taka Ya need help doin that

    • @funartwielder1238
      @funartwielder1238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @Zeebean384
      @Zeebean384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keyblade of heart has a minimal design and the 'spikes' is in a form of a heart so it all works, I like it a lot to be honest

    • @JerichoJack
      @JerichoJack 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, its meant to be an artificial counterpart to the kingdom key. But they could've done minimalist without having it be all spiky and still have the same effect.

  • @Crytwice
    @Crytwice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    the keyblade of heart is an "unfinished" keyblade, if you look closely the "spikes" would form a heart shape if the keyblade would have been fully finished but because ansem cannot get the full control of riku it never became what it was suppossed to be that is why it doesn't have a chain, and why the handle is torted

    • @Spikkle
      @Spikkle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was just going to comment this too, you're right.

    • @Shadein
      @Shadein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Also add to the fact that it looks closer to a standard weapon rather than a keyblade, it's simple design makes it more intimidating. You could actually stab someone with it even if it wasn't a keyblade.

    • @r0seeclipse979
      @r0seeclipse979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, I saw the heart as well.

    • @sofaris576
      @sofaris576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its not unfinished because Ansem did not had full control of Riku. It is made out of the hearts of the princesses and Kairis heart Riku Ansem did not had to complete the thing.

    • @boxeo1198
      @boxeo1198 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yo wtf i didnt know this mind straight blown now

  • @VoqXel
    @VoqXel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Says he won't rank them on stats:
    Mentions reach and stats...
    *Well shit.*

  • @oblivion7207
    @oblivion7207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    the keyblade of unlocking peoples hearts is not that bad a design its quite evil looking so it does the job!

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even though you can't use it, it is still my favorite keyblade of all type.

    • @tylerfrancom8538
      @tylerfrancom8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually really like the keyblade of heart too 👌

    • @alexanderroberts9373
      @alexanderroberts9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the negative space of the key teeth make an incomplete heart! It's got such a cool design

  • @therollo9
    @therollo9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    About the keyblade of heart, the spikes arent just spikes. If u look closely to the spikes, u can see a not-fully-shaped heart. Yes its basic, but it still has meaning.

    • @FFK7Shade
      @FFK7Shade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Basic, is good, I don't get why you would want complicated looking key. Like I don't like most Keyblades that have too much shit going on. They just look desperate to look cool.

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FFK7Shade
      Exactly, the Kingdom Key is basic but its also one of the most important keyblades in the series.

    • @russiancheems2275
      @russiancheems2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see it, but it still looks like a goddamn fireplace poker so F TIER

  • @bukalayzx
    @bukalayzx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Keyblade of Heart gets a pass IMO... I mean, look closely at the teeth, it really looks like a heat missing some of its walls.

  • @christianroy5400
    @christianroy5400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    the tarzan worlds keyblade was the nastiest piece of trash ive ever had the displeasure of using

    • @nicholasrobinson9094
      @nicholasrobinson9094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chris Roy Jungle King? I loved that shit. I was so happy to skip from the Kingdom Key lol

    • @christianroy5400
      @christianroy5400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nicholas Robinson I expected something more jungly and less "dads finished plate of ribs"

    • @EurynomeEclipse13
      @EurynomeEclipse13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It just looks like a sword stick

    • @justjunior9561
      @justjunior9561 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Roy Very true
      The sound it makes when moving and attacking sounds Kinda...UGH
      When i got another Keyblade, even when it was fucking Agrabah's Keyblade that fucking ugly bitch (in my opinion) i changed it in moments notice

    • @yomozx
      @yomozx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yup! looked like a toothbrush xD

  • @rogersakamoto9035
    @rogersakamoto9035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I feel like the Metal Chocobo was designed blandly on purpose as a reference to Cloud' s buster sword
    (mainly because of the 2 holes near the hilt look like materia slots).

    • @Iceboltdoom
      @Iceboltdoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      why not just give him the buster sword that would have been so much cooler i would personally play through the whole game with it

    • @lasseterjrh42
      @lasseterjrh42 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kinda like Fenrir

    • @Iceboltdoom
      @Iceboltdoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fenrir not the buster sword its a motorcycle key a reference to clouds bike i want the buster sword not a keyblade that looks like it THE buster sword i need a mod that can put it in and also an omnislash limit break

    • @gigaswardblade7261
      @gigaswardblade7261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SakamoTot I thought you were gonna say "was designed blandly as a reference to clouds personality."

    • @Moppie38
      @Moppie38 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol :') so true though

  • @Orangeface
    @Orangeface 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The Metal Chocobo Keyblade is based off of a Buster Sword, and i think it looks really cool

    • @DolphiN-ll3ip
      @DolphiN-ll3ip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it looks nothing like the buster sword

    • @DolphiN-ll3ip
      @DolphiN-ll3ip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean i get it but it really looks nothing like it LMAO

    • @thecasualwatcher4740
      @thecasualwatcher4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DolphiN-ll3ip fenrir kinda fits that ff7 vibe tho

    • @lag1961
      @lag1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude metalchocobo it's nothing but a big slab of metal

    • @Orangeface
      @Orangeface 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lag1961 shut up, stupid

  • @blankagakowska5730
    @blankagakowska5730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    metal chocobo saved my ass in KH1 in the Riku boss...so I love it xD

    • @justjunior9561
      @justjunior9561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blanka Gałkowska I used Olympia and it worked super well
      In my opinion, Metal Chocobo has a very long reach, and it could sometimes have too much strenght
      i mean if you like to end fights like these quickly then alright but i personaly like taking it slowly just to enjoy the soundtrack and to strategize

    • @dogku
      @dogku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blanka Gałkowska
      thats not the point.
      its Ugly *AF*

    • @blankagakowska5730
      @blankagakowska5730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i seen worse XDDDD

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once you know how to handle Dark Aura, you'll just need to pack Ethers into your item slot, put Cure and Aero in your shortcuts, forget that Gravity exist in this fight, and just play him like you did in Destiny Islands

    • @thedecepticonhunter
      @thedecepticonhunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      loved that keyblade had to restart so many times because i was low on magic

  • @derrickwalker2938
    @derrickwalker2938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    While I do agree that the Keyblade of Heart could have had a much more amazing design, we can't forget that the keyblade is incomplete. now I know that they did something similar with the X-blade and it looked awesome, it was their first Kingdom Hearts game. I kind of wished we could have seen what the Keyblade of Heart looked like when it was fully complete.

    • @MetallicaFan657
      @MetallicaFan657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You think we'll see it in KH3 or doe the x-blade kind of make it irrelevent now

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering that the Door to Darkness is locked using the two Kingdom Keys, I don't think Xehanort's Heartless would be able to open it, which would make the Keyblade of Heart that was meant to open the path to the Door, kinda pointless

    • @53prime
      @53prime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't like the x-blade. It was literally a claymore made out of two Kingdom Keys, WHICH BTW, one of them should have been the Kingdom Key-D.

  • @MoonDivaX
    @MoonDivaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    #3 is my favorite. I love it because of the design and the Heart shape at the teeth.
    I can slightly agree with Fairy Harp.
    Metal Chocobo is just like Cloud's hefty sword. It's big, and it could be used better for defense if someone were to throw a fireball or something.
    Follow the Wind, I thought the teeth was like an Anchor.
    Ocean's Rage, is matching at it's design. The whole situation regarding Monstro in the movie Pinocchio.
    Crabclaw, it's not that bad and Atlantica isn't that bad either.

  • @ludens1526
    @ludens1526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    At work right now but fuck DAT.

  • @Luxian320
    @Luxian320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My best friend played kingdom hearts for the first time, so I thought why not let her play 0.2. She gets to the part where aqua was being questioned by terra/xehanort where my friend says and I quote " oh no! This is TERRA-ble!" Then when terra fights against xehanort she says " That was pretty TERRA-fying" I honestly don't know if I should feel amazed or just disappointed right now

    • @claudiolancia319
      @claudiolancia319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jasmine Bell If your friend never heard those puns, he is a genius.

    • @Luxian320
      @Luxian320 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She never even knew about kingdom hearts until she played it, but I'll give her props for something that cringy but the same time funny

    • @poopybutt4117
      @poopybutt4117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, you can make that joke for anyone with the name Terra. FF, Teen Titans, hell even Pokemon with Torterra.

    • @Simbala-bq5vy
      @Simbala-bq5vy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@poopybutt4117or the documentary Terra X

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Considering you get Wishing Star from Gepetto, basically, I honestly believe the whole "gears and strings" (no, not sunflower) motif is a great idea

  • @ShadowVooid
    @ShadowVooid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've noticed that on the Keyblade of hearts up the top there isn't spikes, it's actually in the shape of a heart from outside to in

  • @CampingforCool41
    @CampingforCool41 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'll be honest, the Kingdom Key was always one of my least favorite looking ones.

  • @Andy-wt6ym
    @Andy-wt6ym 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Do a video on what's inside Sora's shoes.

    • @claudiolancia319
      @claudiolancia319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Monokuma Please stop, all of you. Be more original, at the very least: what do you expect to find in them, wormholes? A gateway to Narnia?

    • @notashark6801
      @notashark6801 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claudio Lancia Ummmmmmmmmmm... no?

    • @rusting_away767
      @rusting_away767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      + Monokuma That's some real dedication man! Keep up the good job!

    • @themustachioedfish5988
      @themustachioedfish5988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@claudiolancia319 My guess is that his shoes are where he keeps any items in the stock.

  • @mastervidxad5883
    @mastervidxad5883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hey Jared, why don't you make a sequel to Dirty Kingdom Hearts Comments vid.

  • @loganm881
    @loganm881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The keyblade of heart has half a heart at the end of it and I never noticed it isn't just a random spike pattern

  • @NorthernGaijin
    @NorthernGaijin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Monochrome is cool.
    Follow the Wind is cool as fuck, what is wrong with you.
    Fairy Harp is pretty lame indeed.
    Whishing star is also pretty lame.
    Crab Claw is too colorful.
    Keyblade of Heart IS ALSO COOL AS FUCK WTF! BASIC IS COOL!
    METAL CHOCOBO IS ALSO COOL AS FUCK OMGGGG!!!
    Oceans Rage is fine.

    • @nisazzz
      @nisazzz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Northern Gaijin Ewwww Keblade Of Heart And Metal Cocobo Is Bad To Me

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Northern Gaijin Metal Chocobo Bulky as F but still very efficient

    • @EurynomeEclipse13
      @EurynomeEclipse13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Follow the wind is cool even the name is cool

    • @SimplyTGG
      @SimplyTGG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metal Chocobo looks like something you would put in front of a door to stop it from closing.
      My least favourite is All For One. The most basic, uninspiring keyblade of them all. The "teeth" of it are just pathetic, just one solid shape glued on the end.

    • @TheIceKeyblade
      @TheIceKeyblade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naw metal chocobo is pretty ugly, i mean if it was a little more chocobo themed it would be pretty cool but right now its just a piece of metal with a chocobo keychain

  • @rojin007
    @rojin007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really missed your "TOP" videos! Keep up the great work Jared!

  • @jetlife1028
    @jetlife1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    SWEET MEMORIES FOR THE WIN

  • @PantaroParatroopa
    @PantaroParatroopa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    How about a list of the Top Insertnumberhere Best Fanmade Keyblades?

    • @ec2bme1
      @ec2bme1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Dalziel that would be a cool video I'd like to see.

  • @XxTHExKILLRxX
    @XxTHExKILLRxX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Nice , now do top 10 awesome looking keyblades

  • @ky_439.
    @ky_439. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The worst looking keyblade is your "Kingdom key" hahaha.
    Luv you :D

    • @dogku
      @dogku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no it's not its ocean rage wtf do you mean?

    • @rusting_away767
      @rusting_away767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Antonio Soto It's an old reference. Maybe one day you'll get it...

  • @ShadowEssance
    @ShadowEssance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sees follow the wind on this list and rages. Like WTF CYNICAL!?!?!?!?!?!?! This keyblade looks badass and it fits the theme and look of PoC. You're on crack! haha

    • @ShadowEssance
      @ShadowEssance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not all keyblades need to have an over excessive design

  • @foxywoxy0w068
    @foxywoxy0w068 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just went to the Kingdom Hearts World Tour in London yesterday and loved it

  • @gummibearsdance
    @gummibearsdance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I got Ultima Weapon for the first time, I lowkey thought that it was atrocious looking. I mean, it was a sword wrapped with solid spider webs or sticked with yellow fishbones like seriously, why. Took me a couple of days to appreciate the golden wing filigree design. Lol.

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never thought of holding Monstro's uvula as a handle of Ocean's Rage! XD

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    regarding Follow the Wind... I actually think it's really well designed for the world it's from, and not as "basic" as you seem to think.
    For starters, I highly doubt it's an "axe", and rather an anchor. Second, the medallion is a key plot point of that world, so that's perfectly fine to see on the keyblade. Lastly, and this is something you didn't even seem to notice, is that the handle is essentially a ship's wheel. Overall, I think it's a perfect fit for a pirate world.

  • @donobeastson
    @donobeastson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the redeeming qualities of number 3: the hollow space between metal spikes at the end makes a heart, much like the Kingdom Key's hollow space is the Sora's crown

  • @madbrosheo1514
    @madbrosheo1514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hey, you know what would be cool?"
    "What?"
    "If there was a keyblade the looked like a whale."
    "Oh that sounds pretty interesting. Tell me more."
    "The handguard would be the whale, the blade would be the the water that the whale shot out of it's blowhole, there would be a boat at the top of it, and the best part of it all, the handle would be the whale's uvula!"
    "You are blowing my mind. I'm going to start working on that right away."
    "Wait, what? I was just kidding..."

  • @Master45503
    @Master45503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @TheGamersJoint not that I disagree with your assessment on the pirates of the Caribbean keyblade but I'd like to point out that the top is an anchor, not an axe lol. great video though homie

  • @randomname8247
    @randomname8247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Tbh, the worst looking keyblade is the ultima weapon...
    Uh oh, here comes the heartless
    **prepares keyblade**
    EDIT: Does anyone realize I'm joking?

    • @lordrevan9788
      @lordrevan9788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HonoredGamer I always thought default keys looked the best (Kingdom Key, Starlight, wayward wind, etc with the exceptions being oathkeeper and oblivion)

    • @bashbro1able
      @bashbro1able 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HyperGaming oh dude I thought I was the only one, I always do default weapon runs on the KH games, more specifically with Sora. I just think he looks right with the Kingdom Key. Plus it's technically canon.

    • @lordrevan9788
      @lordrevan9788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bashbro1able Exactly! When I get 1.5+2.5 I'll be doing default runs

    • @justjunior9561
      @justjunior9561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HonoredGamer meh i just use Decisive Pumpkin because it is very OP

    • @TheIceKeyblade
      @TheIceKeyblade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      which ultima weapon ? :D if you are talking about the KH1 ultima i have to agree but the KH2 ultima looks pretty awesome

  • @potheadjojo
    @potheadjojo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yesssss bring back the top 10 countdowns, very fun video

  • @Krab.Enthusiast
    @Krab.Enthusiast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do a top [insert number] best looking keyblades, that would be pretty cool

  • @DirtyLarry2185
    @DirtyLarry2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Follow the Wind: Head of the Keyblade is a ship's anchor, with one side extending out as the neck of the key, with a ship's wheel as the guard. Seems pretty fitting for Port Royal to me :p

  • @nicholasrobinson9094
    @nicholasrobinson9094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you low key loved Wishing Star and Fairy Harp 👀. Also the Keyblade of Heart was epic af. Also who hates the Metal Chocobo? It is so heavy looking. Every time I hit enemies I feel like I'm gonna hit a home run with it 😂

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metal Chocobo is kind of ugly to look at though. It's a great Keyblade with good stats (and is very useful against Riku) but it's appeal is in its function, not how it looks. At least, that's the way I see it.

  • @BlueFireDrakka
    @BlueFireDrakka 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey anyone else notice the detail of the Keblade of Heart makes a silloiet of a Heart at it tip, its almost like its desiged to fit right around a heart when it- OH WAIT.

  • @internalforce
    @internalforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Follow The Wind, Keyblade of Heart, Metal Chocobo: [is on the list for being "too basic"]
    Kingdom Key: [is literally a giant key, can't get more basic than that]

  • @perkilatorxiii5179
    @perkilatorxiii5179 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is partially related, but does anyone know where that background in the thumbnail is from? I don't think I've ever seen it before.

  • @LycosHayes
    @LycosHayes 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    My notes on your choices:
    -Follow the Wind - The "axe" as you call it is a call back to a ship's anchor, and the guard is a steering wheel from the ship. Also, the reason why there's only two medallions on the keyblade makes sense as it's one for the coin that Jack has, and one for the coin that Elizabeth has.
    -Wishing Star - They are gears. the keyblade is covered in gears. It's also wooden because you get it from Pinnochio's friendship.
    -Keyblade of Heart - The negative space in the teeth at the top is a heart.

  • @aratacobalt2265
    @aratacobalt2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey GamersJoint I am also a Kingdom hearts fan and let me just say ur little kingdom hearts animation intro is kinda cool looking

  • @NoBrakes219
    @NoBrakes219 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You'd most certainly kill Xehanort, but he'd die of laughter" oh my goodness that killed me

  • @stevo2862
    @stevo2862 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey you're back with the top 10s!
    now all we need is that marluxia prank call!

  • @UnwindingUncle
    @UnwindingUncle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude fucking oceans rage is the most creative one I've seen so far in DDD. It's the best looking one in this list.

    • @claudiolancia319
      @claudiolancia319 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhm, I think Follow the wind is better... but that's my opinion, I guess.

    • @carpeXnoctem12
      @carpeXnoctem12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UnwindingUncle I completely agree. I think 3d has the worst set of keyblades but Oceans Rage is easily one of my favorite from that game. but then again his entire list is trash.

    • @rusting_away767
      @rusting_away767 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't tell if serious or not.

  • @SquishBaron
    @SquishBaron 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like Jared didn't realize that the keyblade of heart has a heart on the end of it (where the spikes are)

  • @crazyhannahcreations9806
    @crazyhannahcreations9806 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was interesting XD hahaha I wonder if you'll make a top 8 best looking key blades :)

  • @NarfiRef
    @NarfiRef 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blade part of Follow the Wind is a ship's anchor. The hand guard is the steering wheel of a ship.

  • @MonsterSodaholic
    @MonsterSodaholic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey could you make a video showing the free themes you get for beating the game?

  • @godsplayingfield
    @godsplayingfield 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    about the metal chocobo just being a huge slab of metal, it was a reference to the bustersword, which is basically a huge slab of metal. while yeah MC is basic, it does the job if being a giant slab of metal that hits things very very hard.

  • @Robin-Lynn
    @Robin-Lynn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that I recall how it looked, I'm reminded how come I didn't use Ocean's rage in the game. I just equipped All for One instead.

  • @tayoawe4260
    @tayoawe4260 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The new of the follow the wind keyblade is shaped like a anchor. like the ones found on a ship. which pirates use.

  • @Unbiased0
    @Unbiased0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The keyblade of heart looks like a a straight up fire poker 😆

  • @SamLoser2
    @SamLoser2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What? I love the Keyblade of Heart! It's simplicity isn't a fault; in fact some of the more complex Keyblades look like things were just flung at them (not that there aren't others done well).

  • @RoxburghRoxx
    @RoxburghRoxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    not a flame or anything but the reason why the Metal Chocobo looks that way is it is a proxy for the Buster Sword, aka a slab of metal with a blade and 2 holes at the bottom

  • @TheScopeo
    @TheScopeo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the worst keyblade is that 365/2 days lookin keyblade...inside joke e_e

    • @spoon6367
      @spoon6367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheScopeo *cough cough* 358 *cough cough*

  • @LuluiCarlo
    @LuluiCarlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Basic design looks so nice, I just love it

  • @notoriousafg8306
    @notoriousafg8306 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not sure if you can tell but at the end of the keyblade that releases hearts it looks like a heart was cut out of it

  • @FlapHedge
    @FlapHedge 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never really looked at the keyblade of heart before but looking at it a little bit closer you can see there's a heart-shaped hole the top well heart-shaped indent

  • @theredprince4418
    @theredprince4418 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the thing at the end of the Wishing Star keyblade is a cog/gear (Idk what the difference betwren them is)

  • @DiscountYT
    @DiscountYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You would most _certainly_ kill Xehanort, but he'd die from *laughter!"*
    i'm weak

  • @akuthemasterofmasters1117
    @akuthemasterofmasters1117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just noticed, the keyblade of heart has a heart on the end (the spike things outline it)

  • @rubberbandba11craft
    @rubberbandba11craft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    id say follow the wind is actually an Anchor on a metal rod attached to a ships wheel with a medallion on the hilt
    fairy harp is a plant with a harp at the guard and a pan flute at the top
    wishing star is a stick covered with wooden gears
    crab claw is a crab on a jet of water. though it does resemble the infamous tower
    the keyblade of peoples hearts has a heart cut out from the top
    metal chocobo is supposed to resemble the buster sword so it does its job well

  • @brycekneer9418
    @brycekneer9418 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing with the metal chocobo is that it is a giant hunk of metal that does crazy damage tho

  • @tylerdarnell9032
    @tylerdarnell9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Cynical, do you have a video of your personal favorite designs to kind of counter your least favorite? If not, I think it would be cool if you made one.

  • @finalfantasymax7
    @finalfantasymax7 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i agree excepct for the third one if u see close at the end it has a shape of half heart besides i think it suits the boss. because he is basic. or thats what u were suppose to think.

  • @SociaCin
    @SociaCin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting list. If you'd left Ocean's Rage off there and such with Metal Chocobo at number 2, that would have been awkward =P

  • @TheScientist408
    @TheScientist408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Square made up for Follow the Wind with Wheel if Fate in Kingdom Hearts III-amazing keyblade.

  • @ailurophilekia6565
    @ailurophilekia6565 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The spikes on the Keyblade of Heart make the shape of a heart

  • @53prime
    @53prime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tip of the fairy harp is The Pied Piper's Flute, who is considered the inspiration for Peter Pan.

  • @zanbato2794
    @zanbato2794 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine being one of the many few who can wield a keyblade, doing years of training, and the keyblade that you are gifted with is a stick with shit glued to it (wishing star) and all your friends have cool keyblades like Fenrir and you have a literal stick that you have to fight with in a keyblade war.

  • @theloz3r
    @theloz3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The metal chocobo looks like the lego version of a keyblade

  • @xshagitx
    @xshagitx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Metal Chocobo Key blade i believe was designed that way so it looked like it was cut out of Clouds buster sword from final fantasy 7, also the reason they wouldn't have designed it with a sharp edge is that fact other than Cloud the previous two owners of the buster sword only used the blunt edge of the buster sword unless absolutely necessary as using the blade would "brings about wear, tear, and rust-and that's a real waste. "

  • @lookitsdebby
    @lookitsdebby 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    'you would most certainly kill xehanort but he'd *die* from laughter'

  • @SSBBPOKEFAN
    @SSBBPOKEFAN 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    With Ocean's Rage, I feel Square had something good with the water spout being the blade and teeth of the weapon. But then they had to stick Gepetto's ship on top of the water spout. Why?

  • @andrewmurray4643
    @andrewmurray4643 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I get now why they didn't give you a blade at the end of monstro in kh1.

  • @ZaronNitro
    @ZaronNitro 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Keyblade of Hearts (or the - Original - Keyblade of Darkness as I preferred to call it ever since I was a child) is my favourite designed Keyblade. I love the design for its simplicity - as I always saw it as the yin to the Kingdom Key's yang - and yet it still had a sinister vibe to it. I would love to see it again in a future KH game.
    *On a side note, I used to believe during my very first run through of Kingdom Hearts that Sora would be able to wield the Keyblade of Hearts after 100% completing the game. XD

  • @childOFtengu
    @childOFtengu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Says this list is personally judged by apperance and not their functions and stats, yet talks about how bad the reach is on Fairy Harp & Wishing Star, and how Follow the Wind was ignored due to it's effects and stat gains.
    Also, Keyblade of Hearts gets shit, yet no mention of Sweet Memories and how it's one big joke weapon that consist of a trunk and a bee hive? Gotta step up your game man lol

  • @Yokopalu
    @Yokopalu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the Keblade of Heart looks like a can opener. Till Now i didn't even realize that there was a heart shape in the blade.

  • @clipdump22
    @clipdump22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    lol i got a kingdom hearts ad

    • @Abhorrentchild
      @Abhorrentchild 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ollie Caballero same

    • @dogku
      @dogku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ollie Caballero
      i didn't even know kh ads existed.
      (not same)

  • @1Ace0
    @1Ace0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just like the Chocobo keychain at the end XP

  • @mayoayo7107
    @mayoayo7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I just talk about what the keyblade would look like if Neverland returned?
    The handle would be the shape of a crocodile referencing the crocodile that bit off captain hooks hand and the blade being Big Ben while the outside of the handle would be ocean waves. And finally, the chain would be made of metal where the Keychain would be a clock.
    (Idea that may not work: the clock Keychain would actually tell the time, where depending on your consoles time it follows it.)

  • @coolz123123
    @coolz123123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What would place would you list Riku's new KH3 keyblade?

  • @JohnParadox
    @JohnParadox 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the idea of Keyblade of Hearts because the end spikes reminds me of lock picking tools in real life.

  • @justshakas8849
    @justshakas8849 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Follow the Wind's teeth is an anchor.
    Fairy Harp is a misnomer. The teeth are actually a pan flute / panpipes.
    Wishing Star's teeth is a cog like in Geppetto's toys.
    I actually like Keyblade of Heart's design namely because the 'spikes' are actually the cutout of a heart shape (like a missing heart) which makes sense since the keyblade is meant to unlock people's hearts. While it's design is somewhat basic, I think it's more practical than an embellished badass keyblade, since it seems designed to impale the opponent's heart you wish to unlock with much more ease. Sometimes less is more.

  • @spaciouswheat4580
    @spaciouswheat4580 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be fair with metal chocobo it's supposed to look kinda like cloud's buster sword turned into a keyblade

  • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
    @hanakoisbestgirl4752 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    now we need a best looking keyblade list from you

  • @daynnethedrummer684
    @daynnethedrummer684 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Personally, as a Pirates fan, I quite like Follow the Wind. What with the medallions, anchor, and the wheel of a ship thing going for it... I dunno. I think it's a good fit.

  • @surajshergill7777
    @surajshergill7777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I wanna see a coolest Keyblades video!

  • @Strapkid14
    @Strapkid14 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was expecting the decisive pumpkin to be on this list

  • @Porkyzzz728
    @Porkyzzz728 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keyblade of heart has a perfect design for it, the spikes fit a heart inside of it I don't know how you can't see that...unlocking and taking someone's heart it has a good design for its purpose

  • @fireworkpotatochips710
    @fireworkpotatochips710 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "alot of people are going to flame me" he knew it was coming lmao.

  • @kayteaandbiscuits
    @kayteaandbiscuits 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like the keyblade of heart cuz i think it's like the evil kingdom key and it's meant to reflect that

  • @yoshsplatz8540
    @yoshsplatz8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Follow The Wind looks cool! Metal Chocobo is really cool too.

  • @GambeTama
    @GambeTama 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You do realize for wishing star, that those are gears, right? Because Gepetto makes clocks and wooden stuff. You literally get this form him in his workshop. How do you get sunflower from that? I don't know why, but it really bugs me on that particular one.

  • @marsil602the2nd
    @marsil602the2nd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i know its not a "look" but can we bring up decisive pumpkins sound effects for a moment?
    they're already playing in your head arent they

  • @PandaGamerGirl
    @PandaGamerGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did Divine Rose not make it to this list? It's definitely in mine.

  • @bassubforce1974
    @bassubforce1974 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You ever thought of making another sly cooper video? I'm a big fan of the series and I really enjoyed your old sly 5 vid.