We Can't Have You Taking Videos Of Our Building And Putting It On YouTube For General Consumption 🎥❌
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.พ. 2024
- Today we take a look at Virgin Media O2, 500 Brook Dr, Reading RG2 6UU
This is the registered office for Virgin Media and looks fantastic.
We speak to a few people including security and his boss who say some very interesting things in relation to photography and permissions required.
The police are requested and do attend later on in the day. To see the Police Interaction related to this video see here - • You Can't Fly That Dro...
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This is an all time classic. Pin pin pin!
You’re the first one to ever ask me to pin a comment. There you go 🤣👍
Couldn’t agree more 💯
@@DJAUDITSyou are a legend DJ 💯
Spot on 😂😂😂
Yeah, agreed... This one sums it all up very nicely.
Deary me, the looking-like-a-silly-sod-olympics taken to a new level...
Just making up rules and laws on the fly and having zero qualms about imposing it on the public.
And of the million privacy concerns in the information age, that drone flying over... That's the hill they choose to die on.
"You're the biggest threat in my life"....... What a PLONKER!🤣
A complete excuse for a human being. "He's not been aggresive but he is not far off!!". What a liar!! ... i know people who have been sparked for less!! ... the blokes a maggot!!
BEING A GENERATIONAL WOKIE IS A THREAT TO ALL OUR LIVES AND SOVEREIGN FREEDOMS!!: x
Imagine him at an interview explaining how he dealt with the biggest threat in his life 😂
So dramatic 😂
I thought he was going to burst into tears when he was on the phone begging for help.
Imagine thinking that a drone flying over a building is an emergency and dialling 999, what a bell end.
What sort of bellends are being employed as 999 call handlers? They need to say this is not an emergency so stop calling, then go and arrest the people concerned.
Why did he feel it was an emergency. Was it DJ you didn’t comply to his demands
What a proper Branston Pickle 🥒
Bell Champion for 2024
Tom is ex Met Police and therefore developed an over exaggerated sense of entitlement.
Thomas hammasley did a fantastic job, his due diligence to the company even extends outside of the working perimeter... what a first class dope lol
That security manager is a complete jerk. The company need to sort him out
What a sad, self-important little man. While he was speaking to the police you could almost see the perceived self-importance leak out of him like air out of a balloon as it slowly dawned on him that he was wrong in every way.
Why was he so rude after the phone call. He didn’t even acknowledge you DJ
Insecure, pathetic and uneducated little man.
Notice he has no wedding ring on. I bet thats because nobody is stupid enough to marry a pathetic little man who think's he's important.
He was on the verge of tears as he begged for the use of force to police his comfort. Tragically, the Corporate Cops _did_ show up, because of course they did.
um, he wasn`t..................
22 minutes of two blokes making complete knobs of themselves and talking complete and utter bollocks for 22 minutes, without a break. Can you imagine his face when he watches this and it dawns on him his entire professional life is a joke! An amazing piece of footage. Well done DJ. Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣
On the Internet forever not knowing his job
Existential crisis 😢
Omg I just fell off my chair when you said “I will just fly it now while you are here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it when DJ finds these people that spend all their life inside their little bubble.... where they are actually significant.... keep up the good work......
Walk of shame, no apology, what a muppet
Typical arrogant Branson employee
They never apologise.
He's probably done it all his life.
They will never apologise, an apology is an admission of liability.
Off to the loo for a cryw**k
"This is such a complete waste of police time."
"You're ringing them, not me,
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was just going to type the exact same thing lol.
lol Djs witt is sharp as a knife, love it.
Fair play to Tom he's got an impressive gut that shirt is under serious pressure.
Massive arse as well 😂
33:20 "he's not been aggressive, he's getting agitated" says a child in a man body, who's been squirming like he's peeing his pants for the last ten minutes.
Sometimes one can feel sorry if someone makes a fool of themselves... but not the case here.
Tom is the man 😂
Tom is now famous and should get an award for being the largest Karen in reading 😂😂😂
The biggest Berk in Berkshire
Typical Virgin.
😂😂😂
@@MikeEveslol yea a fully fledged member of the hunt 😂😂😂
28:17 it’s so funny you mentioned earlier their meetings to do things better. This incident will be in the monthly facilities security review and you know what education and knowledge will come out of it? Zilch! lol I really hope this footage is reviews in the meeting to hear the call t9 the cops about you getting agitated so they can all see what a lying pos old Tommy is
Thomas Hammersley should not be in security due to his lack of knowledge of the law around security or any public facing job !
And an ex-police sergeant to boot too. In the Met till 2015. Only lasted 6 years.
@@TheSadButMadLad ‘acting sergeant’ so a constable in reality.
Any reason he left the Met?
It did cross my mind that this guy was probably ex police. No surprise really.
His ego demands that he needlessly lie
in a situation he wants to control.
Throw in some false accusations.
He is not to be trusted.
He says there might be secure customer data on the screens,………..yet they outsource their customer service to a country that has the largest amount of SCAMMERS per capita!
25:56 " the biggest threat in my life" haha 🤣, Ricky Gervais gold
That manager was a shameful representative of Virgin and of the male adult species. This was a classic example of a private company attempting to exert power and control into the public area. Well done DJ for pushing back and standing up for our rights.
That wasn't a man.
He performs like a Hollywood actress.
Just look at his facial expressions! He massive over-emotes. He's like a teenage girl or some totally insane sociopathic woman.
Totally hysterical behaviour. What a fool he made of himself.
Funny
That walk of shame was priceless 😂
Botti wobble
If only he knew how shameful it was.
One of the best ever
As a security guard myself this is embarrassing. You can see that building from google maps/earth so why the hell does it matter if someone is outside taking photos or flying a drone. That security manager refers to Virgin Media “policy”. Yes, “policy” that virgin media staff/arranged visitors have to adhere to NOT members of the public. And that SIA guard has to have his SIA on display when working. Not tucked into his jacket. Time 999 handlers stop dispatching police out to situations like this, an absolute waste of tax payers money. These security idiots give all security guards a bad name.
As a Virgin 02 customer, I'm more concerned about their customer complaints department than I am about somebody carrying out their legal business, OUTSIDE their property 😢
This guy is biggest clown ive seen in a long time. Ha ha he said your getting agitated when it's him that's agitated wtf where do you find these.
That wasn't the only lie he told the police.
his mouth is on autopilot all day long .. bluffing his way through life bullshitting all day long 😂
... where do you find 'em? Reading is in BERKshire!!
These clowns are in most organisations but this one was a whopper.
Ex copper, they make everything up.
Low level managers are soooooo convinced that they know what they are on about.
Just pawns who’d lick the arses of the senior directors and CEO.
I've never encountered anyone from Virgin Media who wasn't a complete moron, except the guy who came to install it!
Biggest clown ever
The security managers voice, accent and mannerisms are a cross between David cameron and prince Andrew.
This is hilarious. Can you imagine how painful the bloke is at work😂😂
'the biggest threat in my life' what a fkkin melt
Oh dear, Mr. Hammersley's background as a former acting police sergeant with the Metropolitan Police until 2015 seems to influence his current approach to security and public interaction. Virgin really should ensure he is not interacting with the public in future. Ensuring their large spend on marketing and PR isn’t tarnished by his ham fisted approach which really does not align ideally with the values and public image of his current employer.
As the individual overseeing CCTV operations across Virgin's 500 locations and leading annual audits, there appears to be a contradiction in his stance on surveillance - endorsing it for corporate purposes but seemingly opposed to external scrutiny of the company.
Furthermore, considering Mr. Hammersley's relatively brief tenure in the Metropolitan Police, culminating in the rank of acting sergeant, raises questions about the criteria Virgin uses for selecting individuals for such critical security roles. This could potentially lead to concerns about entrusting personal information to Virgin for their services or contracts, given the importance of robust and nuanced security management in today's digital and interconnected environment.
Virgin not Vodafone.
Questions should be raised about why he left the police force. For such a short period of service, and leaving before retirement seems to indicate to me that he left under a cloud, maybe misconduct.
@@philswales3814thanks Phil, Reading/Newbury and Vodafone stuck in my mind as I’m not in the UK. Thanks for correcting me.
In short...Sack the bumbling buffoon.
Well if all he can do is act he will find the BBC most welcoming, because his acting career as a security manager isn't going so well.
That was a totally boss move. Launching the drone knowing there wasn't a damn thing they could do about it. Well done sir!!
What a pair of grade one plonkers. Absolutely priceless.
Head of security phones 999, blocking people from reporting acid attacks, murders and knifepoint robberies. Slow clap for Thomas Hammersley.
He's not being aggressive but he's not far off. He's agitated."
What a load of tosh! You just described your own behaviour perfectly!
Oh dear I thought he was about to cry
Inserting so many lies to try and manipulate the plod. What a disgraceful person. I suspect he's trying to see through the windows? Wow.
I laughed out loud when he said this 😂
DJ hadn't even said a word in about 5 mins at this point lmfao
The security guard said he was trained - badly...😂
Tell him to go study our rights and then do his talking, cause a lot of talk is all he's doing, filming is not illegal in public !
Over the years DJ you have met some right wallies but this guy takes the biscuit! Thick as a plank and proud of it! So pleased the police put him right and you stuck to your rights to film.
Well said
Tom is a star , his mummy and daddy will be real proud of him , his friends and colleagues will be rolling about the floor for weeks. He is a real company man ,
Funny 😂
He ought to stop wearing his son's clothes 🤣
@@andyboardman7428 probably wears his wife’s clothes when she’s not in
@gjek6355 she probably makes him wear them them, then rides him round the room like a squealing bitch.. 😂😂
He was very reasonable asking you nicely not to put it on TH-cam because then they need to go through the hassle of asking for it to be taken down
Head of security, mmm. Definitely not Head of security!
The saddest thing is that security is often untrained, wrongly informed and entitled!
And usually speak 0 coherent English.
Security is there for 2 reasons, insurance and take the blame.
OMG what a drama queen!!!
i expect when he suggested people are getting undressed in there, he will have been talking about himself having a hand shandy or maybe something worse .... he was pretty desperate to get the piggies out.. trying to make out he's not far off being physically violent ... ''he's getting agitated' he says 😂 ... can't even get mildly irritated by a torrent of bullshit coming out of a wally these days without being accused of being nasty/aggressive/violent.. and the old classic: a pervert
He a big pot belly balloon also.
What an absolute spoon.
Talk about delusions of grandeur..... 🤣
@@escapetheratracenow9883 He needs to cut the dosage lol
Truly embarrassing
Mr Nigeria is comedy gold, I'm still trying to work out what he is saying 😅
A so-called manager who has been brought up to always get his own way.
Its mind boggling the delusions of grandeur so many people have. As funny as their ignorance is its also quite frustrating that they could presume authority over people outside of their company watching them, the corporations and their policy force who protect and serve them so well truly do think that the citizens are below them. Hence the importance of such exercises and documentation.
Noggin bogglin. 🤯
That guy suffers from delusions of adequacy more like
@@7Lace77 he’s not a puppet, he’s a muppet 😂 He should wear a Boggin for his Noggin!
@@entropydomain Correct, you have to protect that noggin, even if it means wearing a boggin. Otherwise everything will be a noggin bogglin. Don't boggle the noodle, it can't always be unboggled. 😺 ⛑️ 🧸
As a private pilot, who used to be based at Blackbushe, I can confirm you can fly anywhere over this location in a small plane, and there are no specific routes as he claimed.
Well I hope you shut your eyes when you were flying over or you have been very naughty indeed looking at a building in public view.
Just don't fly over Burghfield!
Head of security and he doesn't no the postcode
'Know' the postcode. Get back to your English class, Debbie dear.
Tom is the biggest Darren so far this year , what an absolute walloper!🤦🏼♂️
I'd say he's more of a Chris
as a Kevin IRL, I fully approve of male Karens becoming Darrens for a while.
Embarrassing
The correct term is - a Kevin.
As an ex-woodentop he should know that wasting police time and making a false report are both criminal offences.
He only made "acting sergeant", detail was above his pay-grade.
Did he say he was an ex-copper? I didn't hear that in the video...maybe I missed it?
@@JustAlex848if you Google Thomas Hammersly his linked profile comes up - you can see he was in the police force.
@@JustAlex848 people have researched his name
Good point m8 he should know better but probably doesn't hence why he works at virgin media now lol
Oh deary me, Thomas. "That's our policy."?
Since when did the entire UK population have to adhere to Virgin Media HR policies?
This guy (Thomas Hammersley) should be very embarrassed. Frightening arrogance to approach someone on public property and talking at 100mph in order to intimidate whilst claiming to know the law. He got more and more aggressive and rude, and staggeringly accused DJ of being rude! Calling 999 when under no threat and accusing DJ of wasting their time. This guy does not deserve to hold on to his "Head of Security" job based on this display. The police call operators also need updated scripts to more quickly close this type of call and move on to more important issues.
He's behaving like he just did a line 👃🏼❄
34:40 Calling the police to get someone moved away when no crime has been committed is a criminal offence in itself. It's called perverting the course of justice, a common law offence. When the intent (as Thomas himself freely states on record) is to put an innocent person under threat of arrest of suchlike then the crime has been committed.
I am wondering whether DJ should actually report that twerp to the police for the clown committing them offences and get him sacked .....No way should he be a security manager.....maybe we all should put a complaint into Virgin media and get him removed from that job.
Where abouts is that written in law?
I’ve never heard of this one before. Can you be specific about the legislation for me to read up on?
Thank you Thomas, I wanted to see the drone shot again mate
always amazes me how these managers think they can control what the public do... He shouold also be fined for calling 999
It is amazing that in 2024 there are still people in charge of the security of businesses who are so totally ignorant of the law and how to talk to people. Shocking.
Totally ignorant doesn’t really sum that fool up, more like whinging clown from what I saw
the mere fact that these type of people are in charge even of business is a big Worry..
yeah, they're called foreigners
Apparently they say he was a ex police officer with 6 years exp😮😮
@@user-bg2ig5xc3e He was a sergeant in the Met Police.
That's gotta be the most pathetic security manager yet ! "your the biggest threat in my life 😭 " I honestly thought he was gonna cry and call his mum he's obviously got used to bossing his minions about and isn't used to someone that knows the law and is capable of speaking up for themselves.ive gotta say DJ this was brilliant he just couldn't handle you he was well out his league hopefully his bosses see this and take the appropriate action ! Abusing the 999 service is a no no and the police need to start charging companies for wasting time and tying up a phone line
He did call his Mum, she works the 999 switcboard from home, when no-one else is available!
@@jimmyccam 🤣🤣🤣
Well said
I don't remember Google asking for permission to fly over our home and private garden then putting it on the internet for everyone to view and be able to look for other access routes to what they can see, or asking anyone else in the UK for that matter.
The security staff in black with soggy trousers and saltwater still dripping out of his cloth ears, babbling incoherently about matters he clearly knows absolutely nothing about, was saved by the utterly delusional bedwetting security manager who chose to reinforce the collective ignorance and hysteria by filling his nappy in the most embarrassing ways possible.
What state to be in. Utter lunacy. If either of them worked for me I’d fire them on the spot.
Neither had the slightest clue about the law, and clearly had no business whatsoever leaving the grounds of their business premises to approach DJ, or to do or say anything in response to his presence. That’s clear. Everything else is just farce and absurdity on a whole other level.
I seriously could not remain patient with either of them. The only vaguely comprehensible words that came out of the first one were: “IZ Nat Alawd”. I’m sorry, but if a public facing employee has such a poor command of the English language, and can only babble nonsense, my response would be to get out a my phone and open Google Translate, then ask him to spell every noise the fool made. No, this is not racism. Communication is a fundamental requirement for ALL public facing roles.
The second one has fewer excuses for his absurd behaviour. But the stress did seem to a bit too much for the poor fool. Perhaps he needs to be referred by HR for evaluated by a mental health team.
DJ , you are the biggest threat to his life lol , bless him .
West African Security Ltd are everywhere these days! 😂😂😂
DJ. You’re the biggest threat to his life. That was the point he lost his respect and authority
@@robertmawby3021 They have a north, south and an East African division as well.
Saturated fats and high blood pressure was my first guess as the main threats 😅
Poor little lamb bless him
Ex Police Officer - Acting Police Sergeant Metropolitan Police Mar 2009 - Mar 2015 - should know public photography laws better than anyone!
Acting Police Sergeant
Metropolitan Police
Mar 2009 - Mar 2015 6 years 1 month
London, United Kingdom
I worked as a response officer for the Metropolitan police for 5 years, responding to 999 calls of all verities. Speaking to victims of crime and offering empathy and crime prevention advice where appropriate, updating victims to the direction and the status of the investigation. Gathering evidence and conducting investigations under pressure and with time restrictions. Interviewing and charging suspects. I was also a level 2 driver and a level 2 public order officer. For the last year I moved to a safer neighborhoods team as an acting Police Sergeant managing a team of officers. Investigating local matters and attending public community events. Assisting the local community with all manor of requirements and getting involved with the local residence association.
@@TheSadButMadLadand?
@@Tom_3017 what do you mean and? As a former police officer he should of been aware of the law, yet here he is, ignorantly asserting authority over people he doesn't have and making up false claims. No wonder he's an ex police officer, probably because he was so bad at it
Thomas Hammersley head of security at Virgin Media HQ in Reading would like to be known as Karen Hammersley from now on.
What a CLOWN of that security manager. Such incompetent person should never get a managing position anywhere 😂
The information that he was a sergeant in the Met. Police explains everything!
I find it hard to understand that black guy . Poor sod has not got a clue.
Because that's probably what ex MET plonker has told him
And after 45 minutes of listening to him I haven't a clue what he said either 😂
I didn't have any problem. Get you hearing tested perhaps.
He can’t be expected to have a clue with that stupid boss.
Sounded sort of Zuluish
'He's not aggressive, but he's not far off!' 😂 this guy sounds like nick frost in a new cornetto film lol
33:22 "He's not been aggressive, but not far off. He's getting agitated." What a lie! Blatantly trying to play it up to get the police to come.
You DJ, are the biggest threat in my life. The threat of pissing myself laughing at the plebs you record 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was absurd statement, honestly that statement was quite unstable.
A superb example of how to make a complete Pratt of yourself footage is now recorded forever to be watched probably several times by colleagues and friends - oh dear oh dear
I feel bad for the security guards. They're stuck between a rock and a hard place and probably terrified they'll lose their jobs if they don't do anything.
The company men who try and bullshit are a disgrace though lmao
The irony of a media company being 'afraid' of being in the media.!!😅😅😅
Thomas Hammersley was unintentionaly hilarious. He isn't a very big chap but he did that leaning back with his head trick to try to appear taller. I don't think he was even talking to the Police. Did you hear how many times he gave the description of his clothes and backpack? The call handler would no way have asked for that to be repeated over and over again. Thomas was trying to bluff DJ into thinking they were coming! What a wally! 🤣🤣🤣
Tomorrows video we hear the police tell us who called them 👍
I am actually embarrassed for the guy 😂
His wife's boyfriend is embarrassed for him.
Hi whole family and friend circle is too
@@MikeEvesyes we are
A son even a mother struggled to love.
That was quite a good one DJ, very entertaining . You should have offered him at dummy at the end though :)
The roles of a security manager involves training right ? I wonder who trained him.. "STEP BACK! As of right now. You're the biggest threat in my life." I honestly feel so sorry for anyone who works directly under him.. I bet he's so hard behind closed doors! Yet terrified in front of the gate.
"We Can't Have You Taking Videos Of Our Building And Putting It On TH-cam For General Consumption" but it is ok to have it on Google Maps.
it would be ironic if DJ put his video on to you tube using Virgin broadband.
it's just a giant round black hole now.. i checked.. i think he's got google maps to remove it for security reasons
@@nicotoscani1707 Just looked at Google maps and I can see the building
That's funny. I just looked also and it's still there.@@nicotoscani1707
@@tomwainwright7102😂 DJs video is being delivered to me via Virgin media, although future ones probably won't be.
The security Manager needs to brush up on the regulations. What a muppet
He really loves the sound of his own voice
35:39 the waddle of shame. 😂
As soon as he said green tracky bottoms and orange bike the game was up. The call handler will have just told him everything is ok, it`s just DJ. 🤣🤣
That’s what I was hoping. Maybe one day 👍
🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
Green trackie bottoms sealed it🤣.
Imagine him down the local trying to explain this vid to his mates
3 recognitions in one video ! 😊
Yeah true. But that's not the point if it's dj or not. It's the right if the photographer anyone should be given the green light to do this regardless of fame which is what dj stands for
Love this absolutely love it. I'll take drone up now whilst your still here... priceless
Yu could phone this dept to redress your grievances at this factory,,,
I’m a Englishman and I could not understand a single word of what that security guard was saying 😝 great vid dj 👍🏻
I think that the 999 handler disconnected after 1 minute of listening to this idiot, who then pretended to be having a conversation to save face
Haha so funny if true.
He did seem to answer the same questions repeatedly
100%
You can FOI 999 calls…
He’s used to talking in a room full of people without questioning. Also the security manager doesn’t have the local police number!
Calling 999 for this! The call handlers should have not even entertained him. Clearly a non emergency.
A fantastic walk of shame, Tom.
I swear having English as your SECOND language is now a prerequisite for ALL UK 🇬🇧 security guards 😂
Nah man . Too many lazy native speakers that's all
That is why immigration, legal or otherwise is so good for these "security" companies...cheaper labour..and I do believe the same companies do not check on SIA ID validity
I have come to the conclusion after watching 100s of these videos that the whole security in this country are non uk born.
A drrrronneee
Not sure why that’s relevant. He’s doing his job based on the training he’s received from the head of security who is clearly clueless! A respectful chap I thought.
"This is such a waste of Police time" - he says as he is dialling 999.......What a wally
You are the BIGGEST THREAT in my Life, how dramatic, gave me a good giggle, i think you are probely the politest auditor out there, what a drame king, silly sausage, keep on keeping on Kidda your smashing it,xxx
That guy and the security guard are priceless!
First words uttered on behalf on Virgin Media "Where from you" - Great job Virgin. For a global communications company you really do get the real message across that you don't give a damn about your customers.
He usually works in the call center but moonlights in"security"
'Hello Police, I've got a man here flying a drone.' Comedy gold
Good to see you back only watched one of you're old video in last week
What A great entertaining Vid. You stood your ground. Thumbs Up
The calmness as a result of being right is so much more powerful than any form of escalation or confrontation.
Spot on but Im afraid once it was apparent that a clam approach only messed up the singe brain cell these two shared, I would have lost it and told them both to Foxtrot Oscar.
Bless him he sounded so helpless
"what do I do?!?"
They should be fined for needlessly calling 999
I loved how he changes his attitude to a scared little girl when hes on the phone to EMERGENCY services 🤣
He speaks it the same way as lots of horrible middle management tools used to speak in the few companies like this I had the misfortune of working for. Spouting out loads of nonsense with full confidence in his voice that they know what they are saying but in reality haven't a clue.
It's the Peter Principle; 'In any hierarchy, people tend to rise to the level of their own incompetence.'
Spot on! And I should know…I used to be one of those corporate managers! 😂
Manager tries to give the impression that he knows everything - but he hasn’t a clue, he is just bullshitting. If the data that they handle is so confidential then the windows of the building should be mirrored.
A felt sorry for the security guard obviously the manager told him a load of crap.
DJ wasn't getting nasty at all! The claim was totally "untrue and spurious"!!
Thankyou!
You dealt with them beautifully. Nobody privately can object to you on public property. Do what you want as long as it's lawful they are stumped!