*flogging self:* "The Plague can't hurt me, _if I'm already hurt!"_ *Guy in White Robes:* "Idiot, that'll never work. You need to scare the Plague out of you! BOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a spooky ghost!"
That's how south park residence scared all the rich black people that were moving into the area. They all dressed up as ghost and even to top it off by making them look scarier. There heads were pointy.
In the American west back in 1800s. To cure a fever was a donky kicking. And if you got a cut. Have a bird peck out the blood and any other type of sickness, just put a nail in your ear.
I know I'm late to the the party, but in the Philippines, we continue to practice this. Though we are free to choose whether to do this or not, some people practice this as part of the culture. It was commonly called as "Penitensiya"
Hey, I love this kind of videos, since I get to know details or trivia about history I had not seen before. Hopefully you guys can do a video about how the Latin America Natives died due to colonization... I'd love that. Stay well!
Simple You splash a a potion of weakness on them( which can be made from brewing a nether wart and then a fermented spider eye) then you give them a golden apple.
Flagellation is still practiced here in the Philippines during the Holy Week in April. Wasn't a pretty sight driving around, coming across people with bloody backs at every town we pass by.
One point to add: In medical manuscripts they did say that the boils could reach the size of an apple, however during this period apples were not as selectively grown or genetically engineered to be as large as they are today (maybe 3 /4 or 1/2 the size of today's largest apples). Not exactly as alarmist as it may seem today, as apples were much smaller during the Middle Ages.
I saw this scene in the movie "Black Death". I never understood what it meant. I just thought they had gone mad or something. Man, that movie was bloody good and accurate. Please go see it, it has Sean Bean and Eddie Redmayne in it.
The Kokoda Track Campaign of 1942 (World War II) or the Battle of Long Tan of 1966 (Vietnam War); these are major battles Australia fought at the time.
can you make a video about Adrian Carton de Wiart survived two plane crashes, was shot in the head, face, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear, tunneled out of a prisoner-of-war camp, broke his back, and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate.
Here in the Philippines there are still flagellants, we have this tradition called "Senakulo" which is performed every year. They even crucify themselves with real nails as an reenactment of jesus' sacrifice.
Why is there bubonic plague ASMR, I was looking for the history of the bubonic plague and seeing if typhus was rampped in LA, and what I get is a guy in a plague doctor's mask rubbing a watermelon, Professor Farnsworth main quote comes to mind.
I suddenly understand the joke behind why they were hitting themselves in the face with boards in Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the “bring out your dead” scene. Only took me like 26 years haha
After the Black Death it placed a premium on labor saving tools and weapons (so many of your labor force and armed forces were decimated). This helped propel the European powers to being the dominant powers they are today.
As if the plague wasn't painful enough..☠️
Yeah its weird
Simple History first
It sure was!
Oof
Brutally
Aztecs: We are safe here
European boats with random diseases: *Im about to do something called a pro gamer move*
:v
Me hate spain
Antivax move
*they had us in the first half not going to lie* thought the you were going to say, “I’m about to end this mans while career.”
@@jr.7185 same 😂
Plague: ends
Anti vax moms: allow us to introduce ourselves
Sadly there's a Bubonic plague outbreak in LA right now
@@christianstrasmann2877 LA?
@@christianstrasmann2877 WAIT HOLD UP
@@ghostcreeper243 Ill post the article. Its from the homeless and garbage.
@@cresfirc Ill post the article. Its from the homeless and garbage.
Plague: *Disappears*
Anti-vaxx moms: Let's try this again
Alp Tuna Tuncer
Plague: *Disappears*
A-VM: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move.
I’m not an “anti vaxer” but vaccination success rates only increased during sanitation increases something to think about
Darth Sideous, you do know I am just making a meme that someone will hopefully see and like. I do not mean anything by it.
rjhwinner03 Nah I get you fam just making conversation 👍🏻
Cringe joke
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He would whip his bacc
Dipti Krishnan unoriginal
Lol
*he whip his bacc
Actually best zest best one ive heard in a whiile lol
He
He
But
He
*flogging self:* "The Plague can't hurt me, _if I'm already hurt!"_
*Guy in White Robes:* "Idiot, that'll never work. You need to scare the Plague out of you! BOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a spooky ghost!"
That's how south park residence scared all the rich black people that were moving into the area. They all dressed up as ghost and even to top it off by making them look scarier. There heads were pointy.
Nobody:
Literally Not a Single Soul:
Me: *”Wait is that the KKK in that Thumbnail?!”*
What
Just Some Guy with a Mustache why is this so perfect?
@@zachbocchino5501 OOF.
Me coughing softly and starting to ooze.
Everyone in 14th Century Europe:
*What have you brought in this cursed land*
What have you just brought upon this accursed land?!
JAWOL.
Could you do a video about the Russo Japanese war
ok
@@Simplehistory Can you do also the Philippine-American War?
@@Simplehistory the second sino war plzzz
@@Simplehistory yay!
We don’t talk about that, comrade
I can just imagine God saying "Bruh." everytime a flaggelent whipped himself trying to avoid the plague.
Child: Coughs
Plague Doctor: You Wot m8
woops here I go curing again
This just makes me think of a child coughing near a plauge doctor making him turn to the kid and start pulling out a cane sword
When i saw the thumbnail I thought it was a video about kkk
Same
K
True
@Chad Chinner K
Okkk
For a second I thought they're were KKK members with a whip.
Same
Imperial Weapons Technician
Ain’t there some in Spain?
@@imperialweaponstechnician8026 are you sure about that?
James McGill no they’r just people who do penence on Holy Week
@@timesweeper9778 I mean, he could be referring to the Katipunan (which is also KKK) from the Philippines.
They had...interesting ways of “curing” diseases back then. Fascinating. Thanks for the educational vids
You watch steven crowder
more to come
In the American west back in 1800s. To cure a fever was a donky kicking. And if you got a cut. Have a bird peck out the blood and any other type of sickness, just put a nail in your ear.
Avery The Cuban-American leeches, leeches was the only thing the 1/10 doctor agreed on
Plague: *Disappears*
Anti-Vax Moms: *It's rewind time*
@@Goober_80 lol
Stolen comment
The Unknown Gamer who gives a damn?
Plague: Ends J3ws: Let’s try this again!
That's not hot spot not hot
1400’s: **rats infect people with plague**
2007: **a rat cooks for people in ‘ratatouille’**
me: *oh-*
oh shoot! iz a rat 1300s
@Gustavo Ayes - ye i know, it’s just funny and ironic to think about it lol
Serving Black Death For Breakfast
@itlog69420 - delicious.
A rat did not spread the plauge the flea did
Rats in the 1300s:Kills half of europe.
Rat in 2023:saves half the universe
Reverse uno card move
Courtney Kimble perfection
The ultimate redemption arc
Anybody who doesn’t get it it’s from avengers endgame
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Courtney Kimble i get this meme but i as a the guy who must correct things:
It was the fleas who it rats were just the “transport” of the fleas
I know I'm late to the the party, but in the Philippines, we continue to practice this. Though we are free to choose whether to do this or not, some people practice this as part of the culture. It was commonly called as "Penitensiya"
I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I will be doing flagellation in the middle of a city crowd
People who perform *normal* flagellation use whips
Johnny Knoxville would probably flagellate using a wooden cart, a cannon or a bull
Whoever does the animations has really improved lately.
Hey, I love this kind of videos, since I get to know details or trivia about history I had not seen before. Hopefully you guys can do a video about how the Latin America Natives died due to colonization... I'd love that. Stay well!
It’s amazing how humanity survived mass loses or even extinction throughout the years
Yep
Simple
You splash a a potion of weakness on them( which can be made from brewing a nether wart and then a fermented spider eye) then you give them a golden apple.
Hold up ima get half price on dis villager
then they will start shacking and TA DA its a normal villager, now find him a job
I mean lingering potion of regeneration exists but lmao
I think you need a potion of strength instead.
Can you get villagers that trade mending like that or not?
Plague: lets spread out go go go
Scp 049: am i a joke to you
Flagellation is still practiced here in the Philippines during the Holy Week in April. Wasn't a pretty sight driving around, coming across people with bloody backs at every town we pass by.
Based
SCP-049 * walks in *
SCP-049: DID SOMEONE SAY CURING THE PLAUGE?
One point to add: In medical manuscripts they did say that the boils could reach the size of an apple, however during this period apples were not as selectively grown or genetically engineered to be as large as they are today (maybe 3 /4 or 1/2 the size of today's largest apples). Not exactly as alarmist as it may seem today, as apples were much smaller during the Middle Ages.
oh what a time to be alive
when being an introvert can save your life
Everybody gangsta till the plague doctor pulls up in your village
Your animation has become so good!
*Looks at Thumbnail
*Has momentary heart attack
*Reads title
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
@Yoshi Does Stuff neonazi ku klux klan
*dies by plague”
MOMS: “ITS THAT GODDAMN PHONE”
No one
Literally no one
Not even a single soul
SCP-049: I sEnSe ThE pEsTiLeNcE
@@alexanderedinger shut up scp jokes are funny
@@alexanderedinger finally an original joke
AYY
@@ponisreal4749 what are scp jokes
Nice, 2 memes in one, that’s so funny.
I saw this scene in the movie "Black Death". I never understood what it meant. I just thought they had gone mad or something. Man, that movie was bloody good and accurate. Please go see it, it has Sean Bean and Eddie Redmayne in it.
i just love every video you guys make, 11/10 would watch again
MOM: What are you doing in there?
TEENAGER: FLaggelating
Who would win?
1/3 of Europe vs one gray rat.
1/3 of Europe vs one tiny flea
Now when I relized I always wait until Thursday fro anothe upload. 76 videos about WWII! Keep up the great work!
The Kokoda Track Campaign of 1942 (World War II) or the Battle of Long Tan of 1966 (Vietnam War); these are major battles Australia fought at the time.
Your content, story telling and animation are al superb. No wonder why you've grown to over 2mill subs! Kudos m8
can you make a video about Adrian Carton de Wiart survived two plane crashes, was shot in the head, face, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear, tunneled out of a prisoner-of-war camp, broke his back, and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate.
1:33
Hitler: Hold my beer.
Halt mein bier
“Pie iesu domine” *thump* “Dona eis requiem” *thump*
Surely I’m not the only one who thought that the KKK tried to stop the plagues by farting? 🤣
mraaronhd what
Why farting? I bet everyone say the klansmen, but not the flatulence.
Kkk should have tone for there sins by mutilating themselves
@@theghoul2303 Do we even know everything they did? Some of their actions probably deserve more than mutilation.
Lol
This was very insightful and informative, Great animation 👍👍
I graduated today and there’s a new video! Best grad present ever!
Here in the Philippines there are still flagellants, we have this tradition called "Senakulo" which is performed every year. They even crucify themselves with real nails as an reenactment of jesus' sacrifice.
SCP-049: *my cure is most effective!*
Also scp-049: **turns people into zombies**
Yeah I remember reading about this and just thinking: what?
Mao is just like: how do i kill dis many???
Nani
You always make good video
Oh how I love this channel
Why is there bubonic plague ASMR, I was looking for the history of the bubonic plague and seeing if typhus was rampped in LA, and what I get is a guy in a plague doctor's mask rubbing a watermelon, Professor Farnsworth main quote comes to mind.
You leave Dr. Clemmons alone he's a good doctor and that watermelon enjoyed it
3:00 me and the boys walking to the klan meeting.
LMAO
Me and the klansmen
Me and the K-Boys.
How was the discussion with Fred trump?
He isn't in it, but Joe Biden was there.
I feel lucky honestly, I’m glad my ancestors did what they did to avoid the plague.
This guy can teach me better than school. Massive respect✊
I Love Simple History Keep Going
2019: Life is so difficult! I’m offended!
Meanwhile...
Also many thanks for the vid it was helping
*helping*
Who would win, thriving countries growing their economy or sum rat bois
Behroozownz thriving country won
But at what cause? 😭
*thriving countries
Europe isn't a country *triggered*
You never said how big the rats were !
Keep up the videos!
Here in the Philippines, Flagellant are still practicing during Holy Week..
History:
rats killed so much people
Me:
*kills 5 rats with a bat*
i can smell revenge
Puts 500 rats in a water tank and puts 6 to 10 dynamites there
2015: *rat chef*
A bat
*BONK*
The great pestilence: *exist*
*SCP-049 wants to know your location*
I understood that reference...
You just KNOW Jesus was like, "I didn't suffer and die for your sins so you could just do it again to YOURSELVES!"
A really interesting video simple history keep up the good work and great commentary as always
This was a dope one 👌🏼
All of Europe:
Rats: I'm going to end this mans whole career
It actually started the rise of Western Civilization into world domination.
Jasc Random can this meme die already
@ no
Until now in Philippines the Flagementation is doing every holy week
I am de filipinol
3:09 1865, The Civil War Colorized, The Confederate soldiers who got inspired by.
I thought that the Klan created the white robe as one of their own. Now I now where Klan clothing got it's origin.
3:00 when you're minding your own business in Alabama and you look out your window.
Keep up the fantastic work I love you videos
Catholic Church to flagellant groups: "You need to stop giving people false hope."
Flagellant groups: "Sorry, we forgot that was your job."
They later became known as the
Krusty Kloun Kids
Kool kids klub
kuddraCube HD lol
Kreamy klout kreators
Plague : *Gone*
Anti Vac Moms : "It's rewind time!"
sad thing is there are wispers of the plauge in California, i hope to God thats not true.
@@Dovah22 all genetic traces of the original strain is gone. Any cases of the plague will be of a different strain.
James Kobbins true, but there is always the possibility that it could mutate into a strain far worse than the one that ravaged medieval europe.
Sad thing is we would not have to worry if people would vaccinate
My last name is flagella. Most of my relatives live outside of rome. Hence why i am looking this up lol
There are still Flagellants in Italy, Spain and the Philippines once a year.
Plague:
Ant vaxx moms: it’s just a cold
Me in my imagination
Hmm the plague brutal
Playing rainbow six seige thinking smoke was a serial killer for his gas
Siege is life!!!
Yes comrade it is
Ela is one thicc bich
@@coolguy-do4gw na my girl IQ is
@*H A L T* no u
I was trying to eat! 🤢
2:23 *the Philippines still use that on April*
0:01 me and the boys during sleepover
Half of population in Europe: *Exists*
Rats: *I'm going to end this half of population- this man's whole career*
Says Poland. :D
Mongols did Initiate the Plague fyi.
Half of population-this man's
You mean life
@@zandarzandarevic5466 thanks
Why do i detect a hint of SCP 049 in this video.
Me: *dresses up like a flagelent on Halloween*
The local NAACP unit:
😱😱😱😱😠😠😡😡😡
This my friends, is why knowledge is very important
*Europe exists*
Rats- And i’m Kanye West!
Eww gacha
IslandNote Productions look at your own pfp first off
@@heyitsamy1771 I cant believe my fellow team fortress gamer joins gacha life lol and I did this cause im bored
Euorope **exists**
Rats in 1600s: im about to end this mans whole career
Hello? The plague occur in 13th and 14th century ( 1200's and 1300's ).
No one:
Rats in 1346:
**Snaps the half of the population in Euorpe**
Half of Europeans: *We don't feel so good....*
@@vincentmalab3289 That was the worst outbreak, known as "The Black Death". Bubonic plague outbreaks continued until around the 18th century.
At least the whips would kill some ticks...
True
Peasant: _exists_
Bubonic Plague: I'm about to end this man's entire career
I suddenly understand the joke behind why they were hitting themselves in the face with boards in Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the “bring out your dead” scene. Only took me like 26 years haha
*scp-049 has entered the chat*
Wait the pestilence
SCP-049
Just give them SCP 049 then they cool
Why’s the MTF at my door
Patient: doctor I have left plague
Doctor: ok, I prescribe you to 50 lashes
The music seems very fitting for the video’s subject.
Some ideas (Maybe u have already done some so sorry)
80 years war
Battle of Overloon (WW2)
Greek Civil war
Japan in WW1
What is the 80 years war? (sorry i acually dont know)
@@Momiji_DOATEC thanks :)
nobody:
flea:
so weird dude with a Bdsm whips: "let's harm ourselves to please god"
*Disease appears*
Autistic zealots: "bEtTeR HiT mYseLf REEEEEEEE"
Me:
Bubonic Plague:
"Im about to do what is called, a pro gamer move."
After the Black Death it placed a premium on labor saving tools and weapons (so many of your labor force and armed forces were decimated). This helped propel the European powers to being the dominant powers they are today.
Eating spaghetti would have obviously cured the plague
Srsly?
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