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HHh
does it come with free money
Imagine a police officer shots you and then turns to the side and starts trying to dance going "what up dawg I'm the alpha" I'd ask him to shoot me again
Please aim for the head this time, Alpha.
@@kateemma22 LMAO
Yep
Same
@@kateemma22 You know what, just aim for your own head. Please.
The step-sister's "baby voice" legitimately activates my fight or flight.
.... Would .... Would you like to speak to their manager?
Your pfp explains the whole video
correction: flight or flight response because I sure as hell need to preserve my sanity against that "baby voice" and fighting it could possibly result in me dying.
This makes me want to throw some hands
@@TheAveragePalico throw some AK-47s
She’s the popular girl who talked to the quiet kids as a joke and he’s the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in his second grade class
spot on
Yeah as the quiet kid who gets talked to as a joke this is very accurate sadly
omg i’m screaming it’s so Accurate.
@@BrideKllr Omg same :c
@@erinmcgee1160 :c
Her “baby” voice made me want to jump into space without a space suit
Her baby voice made me want to breathe air without the oxygen
Her baby voice makes me wanna snort sand
Her voice made me want to find a pile of quicksand, jump in it, and bury myself
Her baby voice makes me wanna jump from the fourth step on the stairs instead of the third
Her baby voice makes me want to drink gasoline while snorting gun powder and then swallow a lit match
The baby voice just ruined my entire life. Her shriek activated my fight or flight in the most accosting way. My eyebrows were so terrified that they are hugging one another and now I have a permanent unibrow. They will be hearing from my lawyers 💔
I know a person like that
@@nicholaskroeplin81 OMG!! RIP to your eardrums 💔
Its horrible, idk how her brother-boyfriend thinks thats hot
LMFAOOOO
Will they be getting slapped by legal?
He’s so alpha he didn’t even have to leave the house to get a girlfriend lmao
underrated comment
@@Luna-lq1jn whoooosh
@@georgehenderson3590 ummm.. What I said was a joke👁-👁
lmao dude
@@Luna-lq1jn but was it no
She’s like Harley Quinn. She used to be a (sorta) normal doctor, then she started dating a very strange man, then she went crazy
my girl Harley doesn't deserve this slander bro
My bad, bro
I hate it when I start a very strange man 😓
@@AmyAberrant I fixed my mistake, my bad
Don't compare harley to this creature
I think it's actually pretty obvious what's going on here - it's literally just fetish content. There's a good chance they're not even related. I was on alternative fashion tumblr years ago & there were a lot of these same exact type of people. A girl wearing cute type clothes & putting on a 'baby' voice with a boyfriend who thinks he's an 'alpha', acting out overly possessive incest relationships (usually around people who didn't consent to see their fetish stuff or are under 18).
Agreed, if you see any account on the internet that seems “bizarre” it’s most likely fetish content. I once saw an account that claimed to film luxury yachts, but all the videos were weirdly focused on the people (in swimsuits and etc), rather than the boat. And that was most likely an account made to creep on people.
@@galaxyghost1340I see so many of these kind of accounts, it's terrifying. Women painting a wall, walking on the street, etc
I think what bothers me most about this sort of content is that the people making it just brazenly post it on TikTok or whatever. Like, we HAVE spaces for you to post your fetish content. It's not TikTok though. it's insidious to post this sort of material in a space where kids can see it.
I just knew right away it was little//big kink. Idk why post on tik tok though… they really should make a kink tik tok though.. I’d be interested in seeing that lol
All you have to do is glance at a p*rn site for about 30 seconds and you will definitely see at least one example of this kink, possibly more. Dunno why its seemingly started to become so popular in recent years. I've been down a rabbit hole of psychoanalytic theory for some reason this evening and for anyone interested, the complex between a stepmother and stepson is the Phaedra complex and it also loosely used to define other parental/offspring manifestations. Not sure about step siblings but I bet that loads of analysts will be writing papers on that for years to come now that it has made its way onto fckin TikTok! I'm sure that it must stem from some kind of complex but psychoanalysis didn't really go into stepfamily relations in the earlier years of the field, probably because they were less common.
Or maybe its just something in the water in Alabama (sorry...).
Lmaooo Jarvis sounded like a confused mother on the Alpha one
“Who is the Alpha?”
“Why are they the Alpha familia?”
“Why would they do this?”
Jarvis has achieved his final form.
Jarvis is just saying what we're thinking, in a sensible way.
Hes my mother
People have 2 base instincts when it comes to seeing extreme stupid: concerned mom, eldest sibling
@@dimsufferer9951 Accurate
I had a friend in high school, she was dating a guy she met in school, and after they started dating, her dad and his mom got together, and like a year later got married. So she was dating her stepbrother ... but they were dating before they were step siblings. Awkward and shitty situation though lol
That's just not cool at all. Did the parents not know about the relationship between their kids?
That’s awful! Like Tyler and Caitlin from teen mom.
@@Bananachan289 I thought they were half siblings?
@@Winter-zl9ye you thought that half siblings had an incest baby together and MTV just put them on the show for like 10 years and no one had a problem with it?
@@nauticalnonsense95 I wouldn’t be surprised if they did
Honestly the weird part isn’t that they’re step siblings (STEP) it’s that they’re so obsessed with it and their relationship dynamic
Yeah, like, why would you make your fetish incest? Why they want that? It's insane and sick, what's is wrong with them?
@account abandoned that's an interesting step-point
Exaaaactly like damn they’re straight up fetishizing it
@@CursedCatTruffa well in all fairness you don’t pick and choose what your fetishes and kinks are… but you can choose on whether or not to act upon them.
@account abandoned 42 percent of all americans (about 102 million people) have a step-relationship so that might have something to do with it...
the way he said "there's nothing to be scared of" is equivalent to saying "don't be scared, kitten. daddy's here~"
This makes me physically sick
@@boyinblue. fr like that would make me more scared-
it's the "r u lost bbygirl"'s neutered cousin
@@pumpkinspice7541 omg I haven’t heard that in ages-
@@pumpkinspice7541 LMAO
My theory is that they're not siblings and they're doing this for attention, but there's also definitely fetishes involved because they're WAY too committed to the alpha/baby thing 💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They actually did pretend the step siblings thing for clout. Im so happy they broke up.
@@crusty_emu thank you for the update
That alpha /baby fetish is creepy as fuck
@@zeineb8870 I thought Alpha and baby are two different kinks, is it together too or did *they* just do that?
Alpha: "Banana's are sus."
Jarvis: "Can we stop using sus for like, homophobia please? That's pretty sus."
*Alpha was An Impostor*
i genuinely don't understand why people use sus like that like,,,, what?? cus saying something is suspicious is a valid thing to say so like it,, makes absolutely no sense to say so-and-so is sus in a homophobic way????
i thought sus meant suspicious
@@chairchairchairchairchair i lt meant suspicious as in 'suspicious of being gay', it was(/is) super homophobic, i love it becoming among us instead lol
@@uf3732 basically people use sus for gay people on tiktok a lot. It’s basically calling like calling gay people weird. It’s homophobic in that sense
Haha
Can confirm, step siblings do NOT shower together. I feel like that would be severely traumatic to both of us
Why
why? Bc they are step siblings
@@Ilove_bellaramesy it’s traumatic cause i don’t wanna shower with my brother
@@SergyMilitaryRankingsit's a woman
@@jaybrown7811 what
I don’t get the whole excuse “we’re not blood related so it’s okay”. I’m adopted into my family... and I’ve never found my brother or any of my male cousins attractive let alone further than that. There’s no excuse. This world is filled with eight billion people, you can fine someone who isn’t related to you
Say it louder for people in the back
SAME I don’t understand
I know i have a cousin thats adopted his 5 years younger then me and i haven't seen him any different then his brothers that are by blood.
A famous quote i love is "family doesn't end in blood" and that means to me is that even if we aren't related by blood but we are family.
I had a crush on a cousin before I really understood who he actually was and when I did understand I just stopped having the crush. My family thought it was funny and innocent and me and my cousin laugh about it but both get really uncomfortable when our family tries to introduce us as a couple. Because for one he's now an adult and we're cousins.
I think it depends on the situation too. If you grew up knowing them as brothers and cousins, then there's more of a familial bond. But if you're older when a step sibling is introduced into your life, it may be harder to see them as a sibling, especially for those who have immediate attraction.
People complain about kids being "cringe" on TikTok, but it's the grown ass adults that make the worst content on that platform.
Kids being cringe is not that bad, unless it’s hurting them or hurting other or just overall wrong
But adults
Why
yes like they’re kidsss
Them being cringe is okay because half of the time they don’t Even realize and they’re just having fun
THESE are grown ass adults that should realize how wrong and weird this is and how uncomfortable it makes others-
Kids being cringe is excusable for the most part because, well, they're kids and still learning. I did some horrifically cringe things when I was that age that I'm still embarrassed about, the difference is the Internet was still in its infancy back then and I didn't have a camera recording me when I did it.
"Adults" (and I use the term in this context extremely loosely) should definitely know better than this, but in this era of participation trophies and being over protective of kids' feelings, they're not learning the essential emotional skills to become actual, functioning, emotionally mature adults and so now we're getting "grown kids" like this who think they're adults but they're really not.
Oh, and they can vote. Let that sink in for a moment.
@@Dargonhuman
That last part.... That last part makes me scared for humanity
Kids are cringey by nature. If you're older than 14, you look back at your 14 year old self and cringe. If you're older than 17, it's the same. Part of learning who you are and how you operate in the world is understanding the parts of you that you can't be proud of.
Adults interacting with social media the way kids do and trying to appeal to that demographic sets a whole different tone, because they have to revert to that stage. And reversion is a lot easier to do than it is to come back from
"They're stepsiblings.... And also boyfriend and girlfriend."
*Jarvis is trying his best to understand how.*
We all are
*I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before.....*
*Alabama Intensifies*
Sweet home Alabama
@@tuxtitan780 Nah alabama goes for biological siblings
*”Step-siblings that look nothing alike”*
Me: *Ah yes the floor is made of floor*
As far as I've found, they're not really step-siblings. Their parents were only dating. She said they've known each other for 6 years and met through their parents, who were dating at the time. They didn't start a relationship until 3 years later. So, who knows? If they still hung out because their parents were still dating or got married 3 years later, then yeah, that's pretty cringe that they would eventually hook up. However, if their parents only dated for a short while, but Diane and Jordie continued to hang out and get close, then that's really not that big of a deal. I personally believe the whole story is a hoax and that their parents aren't even dating, nor did they ever. Perhaps it's some couple that came up with the controversial story to get attention, views, and profit of their tik-tok account. Nothing draws more attention than a good scandal. That's why we're all here, isn't it?
The White Stripes called... they want their publicity stunt back.
“SibLinGs that LoOk noThiNg aLikE chEck”
Y’all literally aren’t related, I-
Haha, that moment when you don't look like someone who you're not related to.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
@Batflashanakin Ahsokapadmewonderwoman yyyyeeeeesss 🤣🤣🤣
most of all, they can't even do that challenge because they're simply not siblings
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Bruh I swear her “baby voice” triggers my fight or flight response
I’m not wearing headphones and my ears hurt. The volume is low too..
It just triggers my fight or fight response.
@@MustardCrow I have headphones on my eardrums are bleeding out
*flight or flight response
Fight her and take a flight to Australia
Her baby voice awakens an innate desire within me to run into traffic
Her baby voice annuls my sense of self-preservation
I once read about a married couple who were both adopted, and when they started getting into their roots together they discovered they were siblings who were adopted into different families. Oops! They weren't raised together obviously and didn't know they had siblings, and they were already married and in love, so they basically said, "...lets just make sure we don't have kids." I can see where they're coming from on that one. It's such a specific and strange set of circumstances. I kinda feel like that couple is technically committing incest, but morally and spiritually not really.
I’m sorry but anyone who refers to themselves as an “alpha” is the biggest beta there is 🤦♀️
Lmao true
No. they are lower case omegas.
@@0x8badf00d pretty sure they’re not even registered on the classical Greek alphabet entirely
constant self affirmations for the insecure
You haven’t met Tyler1
What a terrible day to have eyes.
And ears, I forgot to turn down my volume and now I am legally deaf
Can I take yours? for science!
Yeah it was a bad choice
want some unsee juice?
@@carpetmagic5713 can I have some?
love how its SUS to eat a banana but not SUS to date your sibling
You do understand that... Step siblings aren't related? Right?
@@maevixie7041 it's still weird my dude.
Its fucking hilarious how Jarvis's mock baby voice is infinitely less annoying than ths actual baby voice
Imagine if they broke up... that would be an awkward Christmas dinner.
They could just pretend nothing ever happened
Would be like breaking up with your best childhood friend who you basically grew up with
it is awkward when there together too.....
@Sahana Collins didn't she say she was 19 when they became step siblings? In that case they actually didn't grow up together
I usually don’t wish ill upon someone's relationship, but I’m wiling to do it just this once, because I really want to see that happening.
LOLOL YES WE'RE FRIENDS!!!!!
i feel like the jarvis fandom can finally breathe lmao
Omg I love your videos Courtney!
Hi Courtney
Love this crossover
Can we be friends🙄
when you said "this is an insult to the cosplay community" as a cosplay i totally agree, as a member of the cosplay community we don't except them and we pass her onto the gamers.
As a member of the gaming community I have to deny the offer and pass them off to the SoundCloud rapper's
@@nuclearrobot0866 as a memeber of the soundcloud rappers i pass them on to the tiktokers
@@DumbHashtag As a member of the Tiktok community, i pass them off to the garbage disposal
@@sany7737 as a person whom is trash i too, pass them off. they belong to the fidget kids now.
@@blitzyblook3315 as an anxiety based fidgiter I'd like to quietly decline and ask the horse riders to take care of it
"He's always punching. Why is he always punching?"
Jarvis... he's white.
@@mrprocrastination25 no but the one who comes back will be the worst one
Lmao he’s just alternative black. We’re awesome . But not white 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just a little bit white washed but still very black!!💀💀
@@MhiaLee19 how is a white dude punching the air alternative black? your comment is confusing as fuck
@@mrprocrastination25 ...so the most violent and killed the most person gets to go home and that will fix everything?
@@schwellenangst1605 no silly they dont kill everyone, they just have to survive with no food and water :)
He’s the type of person that says, “I can make lesbians straight.”
ggdhgdhtdhtf I thought you were talking about Jarvis for a second
but yeah that dude seems like he would say that
When in reality he turns straight girls lesbian...
@@ana_tibs007 LMAO
Or "Bisexuals are just confused!"
"Obviously, not all women are straight. So if she was not into you, she had to be lesbian, bro. Duh."
Y’all ever regret learning how to read?
I regret coming onto TH-cam at this time
I regret getting out of bed this morning
i regret winning the sperm race
I wish I was Jared, 19, and never knew how to read
@@naenee6012 I regret having eyes.
Alright, hear me out. I talk in a baby voice sometimes. I often don't realize I'm doing it until someone points it out, and I've looked into it, and I do it because of a lot of childhood trauma I have, which makes me revert back to somewhat childlike behavior and speech patterns subconsciously as a way to go back to when I hadn't yet gone through that trauma. Again, I do this without realizing most of the time.
HOWEVER. My "baby voice" is NOTHING like this girl's baby voice, and her voice sends me into what can only be described as a rage state because it just reminds me of this girl I knew who bragged about having trauma to gain sympathy.
Coming from a person who slips into a sort of childlike voice sometimes, it's not "cute" in my opinion. For me, it's embarrassing, because sometimes I do it when I'm anxious in public and when I realize I'm doing it, I feel stupid and get mad at myself. Idk, maybe I'm weird, but I don't see any appeal in doing a baby voice on purpose, ESPECIALLY how she does it.
That went from "oh hell no" to understandable in a few sentences.
What's really vile to me about these tikotks is that her "baby" voice is obviously forced and fake because they're capitalizing on ageplay kinks which kinda fucks over the entire childhood trauma/little community :/
im pretty sure thats called age regression, and its really common for trauma survivors. good luck with everything and hope you know thats totally ok and nothing to be embarassed about.
Their relationship feels like a sibling style version of a popular kink dynamic, which makes this a whole new level of uncomfortable and not okay
Her baby voice is not a sin
It's outright blasphemy
It sound like a fusion between Lois from Family Guy, Lemongrab from Adventure Time, and Angelica from Rugrats. It's one of the worst things I've ever heard.
Blasphemy is a sin tho...
@@aidanredding8058 that’s gotta be the most thought out, creative, accurate, and lethal insult that I’ve heard in my entire life.
The absence of the well-being of my cochlea proves this statement.
@@AZ-lu3ng thats what i thought
The fact that there's no evidence of their parents or even pictures that their parents are married/dating I don't think it's real. They think making people uncomfy will make them viral, that's it.
Well dammit its working
that or they actually have like a stepbrother-stepsister kink. I bet they reenact the "what are you doing, stepbro?" thing
Yeah that’s smart influencers are almost always manipulative because it’s how you succeed in that businesses
as some with 4 step siblings, I hope that they're not actually step because now I'm just on another level of uncomfortable.
Exactly. I doubt they’re actually related. A lot of people on tik tok will do the stupidest stuff just to get a couple of clicks
Imagine going to the dentist and recognizing them as the step sister alpha tiktok girl
Bro the respect to cosplayers. 😊 As a cosplayer hearing someone say that Halloween costumes aren’t exactly cosplay feels great. We do put effort into our cosplays! Also shout out to poc cosplayers who have to suffer with idiots telling them they can’t cosplay white characters. We love you
“There’s nothing to be scared of, your step bro loves you” TF 💀💀💀💀
If my brother said that to me in ANY setting I would be uncomfortable
I fucking died
I got actual goosebumps from discomfort 😶
Goofy voice activated
I would immediately disown myself if any of my siblings/cousins/relatives talk that way
*Jarvis is trying his best to be the only reasonable person on this twisted, broken world*
Don’t forget danny (aka Drew) and kurtis
@@sexfuk2119 Absolutely, my friend.
i think you might mean crying his best... i certainly am
@@suemccashland Aren’t we all... 😅
Lmao these replies are gold
9:11 "srry I had to put myself in her shoes" LMFAOOOO
The baby voice is the most traumatizing thing I’ve ever experienced and I’m struggling to get through this video
the baby voice is literally a cheese grater to my brain
Nails on a chalkboard
The "baby" voice is like being in a microwave with a fork
And super man and headless horse man
@@armyblink-wn6zh No, Unsuper Super man, and the horseless headless horseman.
@@doodledevore4374 Dear, God....
@@inkystars19 There's more..
@@doodledevore4374 plz make more
finding someone attractive while in a relationship ≠ cheating. You can't just turn off your emotions when you get into a relationship. As long as you're open, honest, you don't pursue it at all and you still love your partner it's perfectly healthy 😊
edit: the "don't pursue it at all" part only goes for monogamous relationships :)
No. Don't pursue it at all.
@@olivercharles2930 why? if both you and your partner are okay with it, then why not pursue another relationship?
@@asheronthehoise4813 It won't work out. Mark my fucking words.
@@olivercharles2930 jeez, no need to be so aggressive. But it does in fact work for a lot of people, including myself. Understanding that your partner is human too and that you both don't need to restrict yourselves and feel anxiety over emotions leaves a more comfortable and trusting relationship. If you tell your partner when you have a crush on someone, they don't need to get jealous and worry about whether or not you do. Trust is key and builds healthy relationships. As long as you are open with your partner and you're both okay with it, seeing other people to fill the gaps that they leave isn't an issue. No one person can do everything right, and that's okay.
@@asheronthehoise4813 Cringe.
pause at 5:11 one of the goddamn captions is... "#alphabama" OKAY. *IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? CAUSE GOD DAMNIT I WISH IT WAS.*
Sweet home Alphabama
Me : goes to the dentist 😬
Dentist: hi my name is baby
Me : 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
😭😭😭🖐️🖐️🖐️✨✨✨
Run, Forrest, Run
GET OUTTA THERE TAROPAFADZWAAAAAA
DaBaby?!
@@Nirvana16
👉😬👈
I hate Diana’s “baby” voice so much that whenever I hear it I want to actually start sobbing from sensory overload like I’m not even joking
They are so annoying
I was watching pegasus talking about these two and I can say we all hate her "baby" voice along with the dude.
It sounds like the auditory embodiment of fifty continuous punches to the chest
@@akiyama.mizuki_unofficial just watched Pegasus’ video lol
Her voice reminds of janice from friends
"those aren't halloween costumes, people work on that"
Pretty much every halloween costume I've ever worn was homemade because as a kid I always wanted to be something specific and/or obscure that was never in the catalogs.
Same
You can't say that and not give examples!!
For example: I was a zombie vampire Rockstar in first grade for Halloween. To this day I don't really know what that was but boy was it a costume
@@littlemau1360 One year I wanted specifically to be a painted turtle. Mom painted a ninja turtle shell to have the same markings. Another time I wanted to be a jellyfish, so we made the bell by stuffing a sombrero with bubbles wrap and adding blue fairy lights and a see-through blue fabric and the tentacles were made of unraveled shower loofas.
@@cursedalien oh my god both of those sound like amazing costumes 10/10
@@littlemau1360I invented my own characters, like I found this bright red fur coat and decided to be “Mrs. rich Ruby Redd” Red hair, lipstick, sparkly red gown, red gloves , a satin cape with sequins, tons of flashy “rubies”. I was probably meant to be a drag queen.
I just realized it while rewatching this. Her baby voice sounds like those mandrake things from Harry Potter.
We’re definitely just watching someone’s kink
Oh yeah! Multiple kinks. This is incredibly cringey but also just reads as a couple making a bunch of technically PG kink content?
my kink, probably.
@@honestlynuts__ Sorry what
Exactly
@@honestlynuts__ I'm glad we're not siblings then
It’s made extra gross by how many times they acknowledge they see each other or address each other as brother and sister...
It's their whole gimmick of course they do
Idk what was crazier to learn about my neighbors, the fact that they were married step-siblings with kids. Or that they were getting divorced but their parents were still together (aka a very awkward thanksgiving).
This is why step porn is a problem... every day we stray further from the light of God.
Also, we need to figure out some nomenclature for two people who's parents get involved when they're already adults. It doesn't quite feel like they're step siblings because they spent no portion of their formative years together. In cases like this where both parties are already at the age of majority when their parents get married I don't think that a relationship between those kids is inherently problematic due to the circumstances. To flip it around, if two adults are already married, then one spouse's mom marries the other spouse's dad should their relationship be retroactively considered incestuous? Should that marriage dissolve the pre-existing marriage from the now "step-siblings"? I don't think anyone would agree to that and it's the closest thing I can come up with for a reverse situation (it also occasionally actually happens).
However, what IS a big deal is their fetishistic portrayal of it and putting it in front of an audience of pre-teens. That's just fucked and gross.
Bruh thats not even baby talk its just an old ass door getting opened.
I thought it was a dog chew toy getting squished.
😂😂😂😂😂
The maid from the beginning?
Lmao 😂
Damage 100
Jesus. Her voice is like Fran from "The Nanny" and Janice from "Friends" had a screaming match with a banshee.
idfk what it is but it gives me actual fucking cancer
True her voice like Grandma
The result of repetitive screechy voiced inbreeding probably
Me going in to a burning building to save someone:....
The person:*sounds like a feckin banshee screaming from darksouls*
me:they were already dead
Shreeya Mandhare **yeets them back into fire**
7:20 kills me he sounds so irritated about it LMFAO
3:04 but y did he embody that emoji so wellll😭
This entire premise makes me uncomfortable.
hi uncomfortable im dad
it sure is uncomfortable.. tendzzz u c
Yoo APS
I made this comment have 666 likes
Did not expect to see you here.
Her baby talk is not even cute. It's just annoying.
Baby talk is never cute lol
You know how when you're at the pool, and you're all chilled out on the lounge chair, and then a bee starts buzzing right into your ear... Yeah, the baby voice sounds like that...
i wanted to punch a wall every time i hear it
yeah. I hate her voice so much. I hate it.
Her voice gives me vertigo
Jarvis doesn't know whether they met first or live together. Just remember what she says. "I'm so glad we're blood-related."
THEY'RE HALF-SIBLINGS
She said “I’m so glad we’re family-related”, not “blood-related”. That could be a step-sibling relationship.
This relationship absolutely stared in a phonographic manner
Why does this girl call this guy “The Alpha”? Are y’all wolves or something??
Even in wolves, the biologist who “discovered” the study later rejected it and stated it is debunked. Hierarchy’s shift constantly in wolf packs.
@@24fretsoffury I’m gonna take that as these couples are worst that wolves
they think this is some abo au or smth
that’s offensive towards the wolves :(
@@nonexis-tent You know, that really is. This couple are a whole other creature
But even more disturbing is the fact that she's asking just anyone to tie somebody's straight WET HAIR on a pony tail, that's the devil speaking.
Edit: I do realize this isn't everybody's experience, especially with people with curly hair. I wish to have discussions in peace and mutual willingness to understand each other. When it comes to something to do with hair, I can only speak for myself but I love to learn. I don't want to make anybody feel left out.
I shuddered watching it
😟 how dare she
Explain more plz ?
@@DonRA33 Wet hair is always tangled, it sticks to itself and anything else like the hairtie, the neck, the hands...
Ikr?
Imagine you find your dentist on tiktok and shes making whiny baby videos with her step brother
Yo. Jarvis’s accents in this hit way too well. Impressions on point.
Honestly, his terrible punching form is what pissed me off the most. My god.
His "punching form" if anyone can actually call it that looks like a he's gonna have a middle school fight
@@nathanragasa2000 nope even the middle schoolers know how to punch better than “the alpha”
@@griffin8217 Can confirm, have been punched.
Those fuckers hit hard.
As a martial artist-yes it was grotesque...
@@velvet._. yes as a martial artist it hurts my soul
im from alabama and im offended that they are culturally appropriating my culture.
OMG lmao 😂
lamo
I’m SCREAMING
🤣🤣 Oh my gosh.
😳😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm from Alabama. But, 🤢.
"Its been a hot minute since we last talked about TikTok. It's been a cold second, if you will. It's been . . . a breezy . . . couple of days since we last tocked the tick"
Jarvis doing an impression of an emoji is something I’d never have expected to see, and I am happy to have my expectations subverted. Also, that guy’s boxing form is among the worst I’ve ever seen. His head and face are ridiculously exposed, and with the way he’s standing I’m pretty sure you could knock him over by lightly shoving him. It’s hard to imagine anyone finding him even remotely cool while he’s doing that.
7:49🥊😎🖕💃🏽
My roommates girlfriend unironically talks in a baby voice and does that whole "You found a girl pretty and I got so scared" type of thing.
I absolutely can't stand it. My partner and I are master's of the eye roll at this point.
Poor you LMAO. That must be cringy
HAHAAH!!!!
I knew someone who did it everytime she wanted something from anyone. It was hell
I fucking feel for you man
That sounds like absolute hell
In case the title of this video changes, the original title is: TikTok’s newest power couple are siblings
It hasn't yet so that's good
why would it change?
@@ivynoa d-e-m-o-n-e-t-i-z-a-t-i-o-n
Why would he change it?
@@ShadowSorel 99% of the time you don't get demonitizer from the title. The reason the title would be chanced is to see if a diffrent title would attract more peapol.
Kurtis’s song comes in perfectly here 😋
0:16
Jarvis: I’m Jarvis and I’m sorry.
Me: Hi sorry, I’m Dad!
When they take
“Step bro what are you doing”
To seriously.
P r e c i s e l y
Y e S D e F i N e T l y
✨E x a c t l y ✨
✨I n c e s t i s n o t c o o l. ✨
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Imagine seeing your dentist on TikTok showing off that she's dating her step-brother.
And the fact that her hands were in their mouth makes them wanna puke lol
HOLY CRAP O-O THATS WEIRD AS HELL
It would be weird if my dentist said brother and not step brother
@@Kidney0Beans assuming you mean what I think you mean: it's still weird they're legally related
Nishishi
1:36 "SIR, you're gonna have to keep the noise _down"_
That woman has got to be a prototype for some type of emotion manipulating tech. Her baby voice can make anyone in the universe irrationally angry
Ok this is the worst pre-porn storyline ever.
Skskks yes lol
As soon as the girl opens her mouth to speak they'd lose their entire audience 💀
Yes
I mean it's tik tok, who's surprised lmao
I didn’t think I would see you here
Shut
up
Wifies
*i wish i was...*
16:46 I love how the police sirens are in the background
12:46 almost spit out my drink LMAOOO
Applicable skills:
Baby voice, dental hygiene, incest, and casual misogyny.
Quality.
Cringe content
They arent related by blood, it isnt incest
@@midnightwritrix Still kinda weird though.
@@danthechick-can6336 oh it’s definitely still weird but not TECHNICALLY incest
@@danthechick-can6336 not really. They're strangers who just happened to be brought together by their parents
"Why are they always wearing Halloween costumes?" Oh sweet, innocent Jarvis... those aren't Halloween costumes.
oh
oh god
What?
Wait what
What are they then?
Oh......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm uncomfortable now
plot twist they are their everday clothes
there is a VERY fine line when it comes to this stuff. it depends who was dating first. if the couple were dating before the parents met, that means the parents are the weird ones who need to split up. if the parents were dating before the couple was, then the couple needs to split up
You've fallen into the trap of believing their "step-sibling" fetish storyline.
@@hollyhobgoblin8838 huh? im only saying it depends on who was dating first. if they met AS step siblings, then of course theyre weird, but if they were already dating, and THEN they became step siblings, that makes their parents the weird ones.
@@theseusinflames4301 My point is that I don't believe for a second that they're actually step-siblings. I think they're either dating or he's her pimp. There's a huge problem with people trying to surreptitiously advertise their Only Fans/other porno content through fetish videos on Tiktok. This was clearly engineered to appeal to that market, so debating the morality of the hypothetical scenario they're acting out is besides the point.
@@hollyhobgoblin8838 not really. even if its fake, which it probably is, i still stand by my point.
11:07
When he said "so we decided to just say..." I thought they were gonna announce their marriage.
If they got married they’d have less of a family tree and more of a family wreath
The amount of “pretending to hit my girlfriend” pranks on tik tok are genuinely scary.
I've noticed a trend of teens on social media glorifying toxic/abusive relationships :(
@@thehillisalive someone said tik tok is just a reincarnation of 2012 tumblr and the more I look at it the more I agree. Like I lived through that wokescold, romanticization of abuse and mental illness, pro ana, pop culture worship bullshit once I don’t wanna do it again lol
@@FortuitousOwl I guess history repeats itself. I thankfully stayed away from tumblr during that era (and Im currently staying away from tiktok lol) but can imagine each platform has those people who are new to navigating romantic feelings and see the passionate juicy drama side of toxicity and don't have the experience to see the red flags? We used to have our Edward Cullens and Christian Greys, now we have Joe Goldbergs and the weird tiktok bfs
Being a "tough man" and "in charge in the relationship" is still pretty much what society thinks about straight relationships. While being a gentle and caring man (which I love!) is still being frowned upon. Do you know why more men kill themselves than women?! Because at least being a strong woman isn't seen as such a problem as being a man who is sensitive and is not afraid of showing his feelings. (I have met men like that, they even joined the gym to look "tough" even though their personalities are something completely different)
@@icecranberry2148 it’s a societal issue but let’s not act like men are so willing to be sensitive but society holds them back. They aren’t, they aren’t taught to be. And women aren’t toughy to be tough or assertive. They are punished for it.
Didn't think the baby voice would gross me out more than their nasty relationship, but here we are.
Hearing you say that shotout to the cosplay community was so heartwarminggg
Yesssss!!
Jarvis with coloured lights is different than jarvis with normal lights
“It doesn’t really matter what song it is - they’re not on beat” killed me
Nah Jarvis, it IS a cosplay channel. They're just cosplaying Zeus and Hera to the point where they're method acting.
I always imagined Hera would have a screechy baby voice every time Zeus would cheat on her
@@baffled_clam, a permanent screechy baby voice, then.
As a Greek, I'm really offended.
*Griffin you took my fucking comment*
@@baffled_clam That's basically it, but she turns the cheaters into animals.
which Griffin 😳😳😳
“Speaking English with an accent”
HUN, EVERY LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN WITH AN ACCENT 💀
Her baby voice makes me want to go skydiving without a parachute
*Jarvis uploads*
Me: Oh good
*_reads title_*
Me: Oh God.
@@DJEchoWolf you ruined the joke😐
@@DJEchoWolf indeed
Your pfp looks like if apple bought spurs
@@bigfish3846 it's the iTottenham, available now. (trophy cabinet sold separately)
@@ratedpending 😔
"Siblings Become a Couple"
_This video contains paid promotion_
He’s got to make money :/
@@maddiefm1588 i assume we all know where this is going.
@@spookyengie735 what are you doing step-bro?
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Bruh da fucc
15:24 Oh we *know* how he feels about *March* 😂😂😂