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“Dick Clown” is probably the most frightening combination of two words that can be strung together.
What about "Dick Clowns"
How about “Dicks Clown”
Dick's sporting goods
Richard P. Clownington
staples
“Ah, a racist!” And “Ah, a sexist!” Has amazing energy
No replies yet?
@@calebmartinez9350 well there is now
Ah, a hamster!
Mama 😂
@@cctproductions6976 just killed a man.
As the child of a teacher I can confirm that bringing a change of shoes is a thing many teachers actually do and it's part of teacher culture
I feel like that's kinda obvious 😅 children are messy, spare clothes seem like an obvious requirement...
Yep. Always had spare shoes in the staff room for myself.
@Panther Shadowstrike I'll bet that reason is some kids wanted their parents to buy them new shoes but they, "already had a pair."
@Panther Shadowstrike dude same. shoes and gloves. (the occasional sandwich)
@Panther Shadowstrike Ours was filled with winter coats and jackets. Some kids clearly went home cold.
"Ride the velcro wall" sounds like a euphemism for something lol
Euphemism for lesbian sexy times
Cute cat btw
Glad I wasn't the only person who thought that ahaha
@@princey9056 bye 💀
Why are you so right
The way Jarvis talks sounds like he begins his sentences without knowing how they would end but is surprisingly content with how it came out.
yes, i never noticed that but that’s exactly how he sounds
Ever since he’s got braces he’s sounded like that
I do that all the time. It doesn't end that well for me
That's an oddly specific way of describing the way I talk
I love it
Those comics is basically when I imagine myself winning a fake argument in the shower.
Oh yeah, when someone earlier that day did something to mildly inconvenience me and I'm just like "I should have done ... and I would have said ... and they'd answer stupidly and say ... and then I'd own them by saying ...!"
@@peter-peterpumpkineater4982 sorry bro but that explanation was unnecessary as we already know what they're talking about
@@skarr4485 ok.
Except that has a sense of joy with it
The likes are 666
These comics are basically if Dhar Mann decided to go into literature
That's pretty accurate.
Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and Dhar Mann
Mom made fun of a damn clown
Instantly regretted it
Sorry for the late-ass reply, but it's Dhar Mannga
dharmanneo and juliet
Him calling racism, sexism, and homophobia the trifecta was the highlight of the video for me lmfao
But they were all of them deceived, for another predigest was made.....Transphobia
@@wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 its in the centre
@@karlovisttimes8271 Honestly? You're onto something there
The three Ts of shared stupidity, Twitter, tiktok and tumblr
“Dick Clown didn’t ask for this” is the single most bizarre phrase I have ever heard.
dick clowns bizzare adventure
@@systmofadownaj *OH MY GAHHD*
On Jah this is, korega requiem da
On Jah Bakana?!!
It's damn clown
If you’re an adult working at an elementary school you should always have a second pair of shoes. Especially lower grades where literal shit can happen.
My brother works at a daycare and one time he was putting a kid down and the kid slid against his leg and shit just smeared allllllll down his leg. BUT GOOD THING HE HAD A CHANGE OF PANTS!
@@amorettaslove Rabies
@@Not._here.. putting down a kid ... İ totally got it as the act of lowering a kid down...
@@alqualonde2998 TOTALLY same
One time in kindergarten I threw up on my teacher
“Caught red handed”
No, no, no Jarvis
Caught dolphin backed
silly jarvis
@Miwi Pie what a silly dolphin
Caught green landed
No, no, no, caught tattoo-buttoxed
Ladies and gentlemen.
We got im.
(Blasts that vibeworthy tune)
The homophobic is so plausible. reminds me of the call I had a literally a week ago at the store I work at. We have different departments but for the most part we answer anything. I answer and the man asks for “the guitar guy”. I told him we don’t have anyone in specifically for guitars and said something along the lines of “but I could be your guitar guy, how can I help you?” For some reason that set him on a weird transphobic/sexist rant saying I couldn’t be a guitar guy and I sound like a woman and how he is tired of women wanting to be men and vice versa. I put him on hold and called my boss over because he was closest to me and said “some douche on line 1 for you” and walked away. All that for the word “guy”
And they call us snowflakes...
@@pieflower6419 exactly, like how are these people gonna call us sensitive when they have meltdowns every time they even THINK about a trans person??
@@saspititeJesus Christ can't you understand that he most likely meant he can't stand women doing something he deems masculine AKA misogyny
That Hawaii one is totally plausible though. Source: I was born and raised in Hawaii, and have worked in the tourism industry in Hawaii.
I've met at least 2 dozen people who either, by conversing with them, realized they either 1. didn't know Hawaii is part of Ameica, 2. FORGOT Hawaii is part of America.
Yes, we accept US dollars.
Yes, we have wireless internet.
No, you do not need your US passport to come here.
No, we don't all know how to surf and do hula.
Oh, no you’re right...yes, in fact we do communicate via coconut, how did you know!?
And ok since you insist that you know better than me, a local, then I guess we do live in grass shacks. Sure.
When people come to Hawaii, they just turn off their brains as soon as they land, I swear...
I needed my passport to get to Hawaii
James ok, person who either isn’t American, isn’t flying from America or doesn’t have proper identification besides a passport. Use that noggin, bro. Or do you turn off your brain when you’re commenting on TH-cam, too?
@@James-fw5ew so you're probably not American if you need a passport
@@James-fw5ew well you wouldnt need a passport to get to Hawaii
@@chris_chris_dav do you not think Americans need passport to arrive on an international flight without any hassles?
Honestly, I've seen someone post about someone's"weed flag" saying, 'we get it, you smoke weed.' PLOT TWIST: It was a Canadian flag. So yeah, people can be that stupid.
Your point still stands but I think that one was a joke
its funny because theres actually a place with a weed flag
Canadians are too nice to have a weed flag
Frittelle except for that THEY DO, IT’S WEEEEED!! A
@@FiSH-iSH Yes, it is Kanepi, Estonia
"why is it always the man in the wrong in your comics"
How many Karen posts did we see prior to that comment
I think he meant the tech support comics
@Awesome Dude I imagine he would've included one if that were true
Pretty sure the point is supposed to be that whenever there's a significant male character, they're the antagonist.
In other words, the protagonist is never male.
@@Sodiumitis the last one he showed and probably many more have male protagonist. The comment is probably just your usual if men arent always right and im a men this comic is somehow sexist to me!
I used to browse Not Always Right occasionally and even posted once; let me tell you, the editors really love to change your story. They seem to add in these "everyone clapped" moments or inflammatory details that will get the story more attention. It makes the stories more interesting I suppose, but I would rather the unedited versions.
Every now and again you see the authors complaining about the changes in the comments. It's wild.
Me: is about to put some food in my mouth
Jarvis: It cOuld Be A GUn!!!!
me: *looking down at the half-eaten gun in my hands*
Ou shti
Be careful during lunchtime kiddos
Every fucking time
That needs to be a movie plot twist.
Jill Valentine: "What is that? I think it's a gun."
Another You-Tube: "You think it's a gun? Looks like a gun. It might be a gun!"
Meanwhile...
ASDFMovie: *Eats gun*
“Let me be frank,”
No. You can only be Jarvis.
Now let me be clear
*slowly fades out*
Allow me to be frank, jojo
oh shid is that matt doe
Enraged Human I want to be steve
"Let me be real with you for a sec-"
_"No Peter, you're just a figment of my imagination. The accident was 6 months ago. I've finally learnt to accept that you're gone. Get out of here."_
To be honest, when I worked at tech support all of my female co-workers had the "transfer me to a tech support" at least once a day while it only happened with me once in 2 years, and there were actually some cases of people (not only men, but the majority was men) asked to be transfered to a male tech support.
Ngl "can you move the satellite" sounds exactly like a question I'd get from one of my customers when I worked in tech retail. As does a dude freaking out over the term "male-to-male". You'd be very surprised.
Reminds me of when I worked at a beach and people would ask me to make the sand cooler
“This website is from... 2013”
“Actually this story is from 2011”
_narrator_ *he was not always right*
but he was not always wrong
Mini Bandit lol
This comment is so gold
Not trying to nitpick man, but the chunk you removed from the first quote is kinda important. He said "at least', implying that he was unsure and could confirm a year that it was operating but not the year it was made. Funny joke, though.
uso de aru
Tbh, I asked one of my American friend if she travelled outside the US and she said “yes, I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon” so Yeah
🤣...
I guess you Could argue that Hawaii is outside mainland US buuuut...still...
SandyScissors98 some people don’t consider Hawaii and Alaska to be US states because of a bunch of factors, that may have been what they meant
Krystal B what factors? How is this up for debate? It’s on state maps, but hey have stars on the flag, they get to vote. It’s not something you can agree or disagree with. They are part of the US. That’s just a fact.
Tori Miguel they accept that it’s a state but don’t believe it should be. It’s not like they don’t know that it isn’t, it’s just that they don’t believe it should be. Firstly, Hawaii was its own independent nation and many argue that because of military occupations it still should be. And secondly, many people disagree with the actions that led Hawaii to be annexed by the US. John Green is actually one of the people who deny the legality of Hawaii being a state. As for Alaska, this tends to be more of forgetfulness because Alaska is so separated and US culture/society doesn’t affect them as heavily. This is why you’ll see people say “Hawaiians and Alaskans” rather than American sometimes.
I've had a lot of weird/bad customers in my life, mostly in small towns, but there's one story that stands out. I was working at Walmart putting out picks when this thin older white lady with glasses came up to me. She wanted to know where the plain Ruffle chips were, so I took her to the place where all of the Pepsico-owned chips sat. She stated that she needed 1 normal sized bag of plain Ruffles. We had regular sized bags of the bacon & ranch flavour, a dill pickle one, and buffalo wings, but no plain Ruffles.
Always trying to turn no's into maybes, I pointed out the 6 pack of snack-sized bags of regular Ruffles, she was not having it. That's when out of the corner of my eyes I spotted a party size bag; That was a bag that was 1.5x the size of a normal bag. I picked it up and said, "Here's something!" I thought I'd found the perfect substitution, I was getting ready to pat myself on the back then, the woman clutched her purse in a sort of self-hug, she angrily exhaled and squeaked "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BUY THAT! I'm not having a party!" I calmly said "No, no, it's not exclusively for parties, it's just 1.5 times the size of a normal bag...." and she stormed off, assuring me that my manager will hear about this.
What did this woman think would happen? Are the secret police gonna knock down her door and demand proof that she's having a party?
I remember reading that exact “ivy tattoo” transcript on ifunny back in 2012 lmao
ifunny more like iivytattoo
@@iguanawithinternetaccess930 More like NOTfunny haha
@@viemarirunoa Ouch
More like ihavenofriends
Jarvis don’t put that beard on your face! It could be related to gangs or drugs like marijuana
It could be a gun!
It could be a knife
It could make Karens sacrifice your body to the manager.
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Me when anything mildly inconvenient happens: "Dick clown didn't ask for this!"
13:00 for my own and anyone else's reference
heroes leave the time stamp
Richard Clown didn’t want this...
@DarkShadic9632 Robert Jester was not hoping for this!
@@calowenby1654 tbh I still think about this quote but couldn't remember what video it was from. thank you
"Hawaii is in America."
Queen Liliuokalani: *are you sure about that?*
America: *YES*
@@Mr.Tw1sty we will pressure you until you become a part of our nation
@@idkwhatimdoing9516 amerikan
@@Mr.Tw1sty America: *NO?*
Sanford Dole: *YES!*
America: *Ok, YES!*
"some of my favorite stories are fictional stories, like, uh,,, hamilton,"
*who's gonna tell him*
I'm pretty sure most of the musical isn't realistic at all tho
@@royalblanket It's realistic, the timing is off but overall it's pretty realistic.
@@royalblanketno, all of those musical numbers actually happened. Trust me, I was there
Web comics are like the comedians on vine. Some are funny, some are annoying and some are just fake
U r right
rip😔
@@Omnipresentponi and tryhards too
And some are mspa
Wow just like the rest of the human race
I've literally had the "You can't be tech support, you're a woman" conversation before. There are unfortunately people like that.
Bro you shoudl watch famly guy funne monemt 5!!! Its so epic partyrockers!!!
It's one of the few fields where it's so blatant and shrugged off too. I guess because people have that stereotypical tech support image so ingrained into their mind (even some people within the field have that view too, though I don't know how common that is).
While it only happened to me maybe once or twice (I worked in a company where everybody knew who I was and was lovely, it was usually visitors or outside callers who would be like this), I have stories like this from my buddies and the few times it did happen to me were almost cartoonish (such as when somebody asked me when tech support was coming...when I'd announced that I was there and was half-way through repairing the computer; that was a good one).
@@AllyGatorAnimator Huh.
Anyone that’s sexist in any way is basically just a colossal dumbass 😂
Yes.. me too :|
As someone from New Mexico, the Hawaii one is totally plausible. I've been told that I speak English really well for a Mexican, asked if I had a green card, and had internet orders cancelled because "we don't ship internationally." And this is a pretty common experience. New Mexico magazine has a regular feature called "One of our 50 is Missing" about this. Some Americans really don't know that much about their country.
I just saw True Stories advertising a video called, "My Son Is A Simp." TF
Oh no, been caught 'dolphin backed'-
👁👄👁
Wha-
Your gonna have to pull a Old-yeller on him.
what child over the age of 5 doesn’t know what a tattoo is ? like did all these kids never get any temporary tattoos or have parents with tattoos ?
Apparently every single child that went to the school that woman worked as was mormon
I have a fairly prominent tattoo on my arm and no children have ever commented on it except to say “oh, cool” and carried on with their lives, no kid who’s been raised outside a bubble is going to be shocked by a tattoo
My aunt always hid hers but I knew what it was 😑
Helicopter parents, Rapunzel children.
Both of my parents have tattoos and my dad has A LOT of them. It's also a big part of our culture, most of the men in my family have them and the older women too. There's nothing shocking or weird about people with tattoos. They're just like everyone else but they carry pieces of art on their bodies that often hold dear meaning to that person. Tattoos tell great stories and shouldn't be looked down upon. Also sorry if anything seems a bit off i'm still learning english!
I absolutely hate the facial expressions in these
It's like 🥺 🥴 and 😀 combined
👁💋👁
@@yolkyostritch1692 why is this so funny
They could've at least splashed some quality comedy in to try to match those dramatic facial expressions
SAAAAME
"That'll be $20"
"Do you take American money?"
I know that several other countries also call their currency dollars, but this interaction is just so dumb.
"How do people not know Hawaii's a state"
2008 era Obama birtherists: Am I a joke to you?
Um, yes.
As someone who worked in retail, I firmly believe that some people are actually this stupid. Yes, these sound ridiculous. But these kind of situations actually do happen
damn,,i feel bad for u😔😔
harumaki your name!!! I know that :0000
@@nedjustned6796 as in the food or as in the character ?
I've had a customer that told me fish don't have bones and whether ours had thorns or not then proceeded to show a fish skeleton, so yes a some of these are plausible to me.
@@vajytte *insert Kaito saying Makiroll here*
There is honestly people who think New Mexico is a part of Mexico.
Yup
oh god
Sometimes, I forget Alaska is part of America
@@bippolhdt4730 Wait, it is??
People refer to the Japanese Language as “Asian”
When he said “don’t put that food in your mouth”, I was about to eat an apple slice with a dead fly on it. Thanks, Jarvis!
Extra protein
“I have the local accent and cultural awareness” sounds like it could have been lifted directly from a cover letter I wrote for a firm in a different country when I was a freshman in college
I can't stop laughing at the matched pair of inflections for "oh, a racist" and "ah, a sexist!"
7:11 13:57
For the Hawaii story, coming from someone who lives in Hawaii -you’d be surprised how stupid some people are. I can definitely see this happening.
Same. Well, I don’t live in Hawaii, but I’ve been and man there are some dumb families.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 what do you mean by dumb fammilies
anime Lover Just really dumb families who forget that Hawaii is in America, they speak English, and... you know everything that American states have in common with other states.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 tbh hoest i didnt really knwe hawaii was a state a thought it was an island im from philippines btw
anime Lover Well then, good for you. And, considering the amount of spelling and grammatical errors I’m going to end this here.
7:50
Spanish and Hawaiian aren't even related languages. Spanish is Indo-European with Arabic (Afro-Asiatic) Influence, and Hawaiian is Austronesian. So its not like confusing Spanish-Portugese, or Spanish-Aragonese, she is just next level ignorant. Just hears foreign language and thinks Spanish.
i mean, i think it also has to do with the fact that "Aloha" and "Hola" happen to sound vaguely similar. still very ignorant, seeing as she literally travelled there, though
as a former teacher with tattoos, the first part of the teacher story is super believable. kids love touching tattoos. the rest is for sure bullshit, never have I ever had anyone say anything remotely close to that in all my years of having tattoos lmao
When people criticize these stories for being a little too congratulatory to the writers, I get that and agree. But then people are like, "no one would be THAT stupid!" and that's how I know the people who have never worked the service industry. Sorry man, people 100% are that stupid, pretty much constantly if you work for the public. (thank God I don't work with the public anymore)
Yeah there are like 7 billion people there’s bound to be people this stupid or even more stupid then this
People don’t have common sense that’s the problem
Well not constantly but it’s totally understandable that some people have about 1 brain cell
yeah but thats like saying that all of this group of people are bad
Can confirm. I don't even work in the service industry, but I live in a national park where tourists constantly come through. So often have I had to answer stupid questions. No, a town of 200 people doesn't have a grocery store. No, we don't have an oil change place either (well, we do; our own garages).
People are so stupid.
The name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right”, which is why a lot of the stories are about complaining about customers.
Ok.
Ohhhh
ya originally the site was specifically for venting about dealing with shitty customers, it's been around for a long ass time lol
I can't believe Jarvis didn't know this tbh
Thanks Jarvis, I was Indeed eating a gun instead of my Doritos.
I'm from Alaska, and I worked as the manager of a tourist shop for like 5 seasons, and I literally cannot even count all the people who asked if we accept American money. So many people literally thought Alaska was part of Canada
Lots of those same people would also chase bear cubs trying to get photos
Who are these people? They can't be American or Canadian.... or are they?
@@Sleve-McDichael most were from Texas actually.
This is just r/entitledparents but comics
r/entitledparents but all the bad stories worse
and somehow even more fake.
This is just Reddit period
Coolio Julio combined with ActuallyHappened
The actual website isnt this bad, I've been reading it for years and most of the posts are plausible and sort of entertaining. The comics, not so much.
I’m still earlier than Doofenshmirtz’s parents to his own birth
Oof
@@waluigi7331 no, doof
@@kateadams3859 bruh
@@kateadams3859 I finna doof your oof, then doof your oof >:c
They both failed to show up press F to pay respects
Jarvis: Let me be Frank
Frank: Thank you Raycon for supporting this video
3:37 as someone who works with children, I have an explanation for why “it just feels like skin” isn’t weird! Kids can see tattoos as something like an injury or illness and explaining it beforehand helps them make the mental connection of tattoos not being something odd.
Idk why they chose to have it be a foot tat tho.
The comics are cringey, but as someone who has worked in service for many years, I believe every single one of these narratives. In no way do they even feel far fetched to me.
I haven't even worked in service for years (less than a year, actually), and had probably most of these conversations. And yes, that includes the first one about the Internet.
Had a dude calling in because he "didn't have Internet anymore" - spent half an hour troubleshooting before I came to understand that he'd accidentally deleted the Internet Explorer icon from the desktop. Admittedly he was a pretty old dude but it has been the one time in my life I had that conversation so, yeah, none of these scenarios are that outlandish. These people exist and they are among us...
Yeah 100%! I’m from a small town and we have a large right-wing Population, and I used to work in the electronics department at Walmart which included the photo center. And of course we would have stock Walmart photos of families and people for examples and an old white lady literally almost called my manager on me because there was a black family in a calendar photo!!!!! I laugh about it now but I’m the moment I wanted to scream
Even the one where the worker hooked up a dvd player that had a porno disc in it?
McCree who knows. A cashier tried to force my parents to buy porn at the convenience store so anything can happen.
As someone who lives in new mexico, I absolutely believe the Hawaii story, I've had people visit and legit think they were in mexico, some people are just that stupid
Is there much significant difference between new Mexico and Mexico when it comes to landscape? Or did they not see one American flag going through New Mexico?
rorrim0 they would have had to cross the border requiring them to show papers and possibly be searched
@@levhdv2117 Never traveled through air, I assume they always do that.
rorrim0 northern Mexico looks pretty close to Mose parts of new mexico
As someone who worked in the hospitality industry in Hawaii, I can confirm there are people who don't know Hawaii is part of the US.
technically, the hawaiian karen was right when she said she flew in from America, as thats the name of the continent housing the USA
Well, in the English language, there are North America, South America, and the Americas. America is used to referr to the USA.
@@fly6538 Right, but those all lie on the continent of America
@@largepoggers3907 No. In English North America and South America are different Continents
@@Drowningindisappointment But we are not talking about South America my friend. She flew in from the continent of America, to Hawaii.
@@largepoggers3907 There is no American continent. There is North America and South America two different continents. No "America
I frequent the Not Always Right website!
They don’t all have “gotcha” endings, those are just the ones they seem to like turning into comics.
The editing staff also often mess with the original submitter’s wording for some reason. (Sometimes the person who submitted the story will pop into the comments and say what was changed)
*me taking a huge bite of noodles*
Jarvis: “DONT... put that food in your mouth”
me: 👁👄👁
IT COULD BE A GUN!
0______0
•_0
Q____*
that happens to me toOoO 😳
“Should I bleep “porn”?” *gets no ads on the video* I think that’s a yes
Jarvis is just trying his best 🤷♀️
The movie at 20:17 is Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan. Its the scene where Kirk screams "KHAAAAAN"
The site Not Always Right was for stories about retail workers and other people who deal with nightmare customers and clients. I used to read it about 12 years ago ago. It’s hit or miss but it has some good ones. There was a huge trend for this kind of stuff, with blogs and books like Waiter Rant and Retail Hell and Kitchen Confidential and tons of other profession-specific “exposés”, even fictional but heavily based on true stories, like the Devil Wears Prada and the Nanny Diaries, which rang VERY TRUE from my own experience!
We know there are horrible entitled people in the world, and they all have to interact with service people, which inevitably makes for anecdotal gold! I think of it the precursor to the video compilations of “public freak outs” and “Karens”, from the days before everyone could record everything. I believe many of them are wish fulfillment, or exaggerated “l’esprit d’escalier” accounts based on a true event, but I believe many of them are also 100% true. Because the videos we see now show what’s possible, which is everything.
Funny thing about the sexist one...actually happened to me at my first job at a chain-style gym. I was fairly new so I could only answer basic questions so far. This guy calls and I pick up the phone (and I honestly can't remember what he was asking for) but I knew I couldn't answer his question so I told him to wait on hold while I got my supervisor (a fellow woman) and he refused to speak to her... just straight up told her that he was done talking to women and wanted to speak to a man. So we proceeded to get the only man at the front office to take this call and give the guy the EXACT same answer my supervisor already gave. So...it's possible
Fun side note: guy would have been out of luck if he had called a week earlier, the guy he spoke with was our new boss in training and had just started....our old boss was female
Ok
@@scott5388 👍
@@TillLoveCeases 👌
I would've connected him to the answering machine.
what a coincidence lolmao
"Can I touch it?"
"Sure, it just feels like skin."
"FBI, OPEN UP!!!!"
NO CONTEXT SOUNDS LIKE RAPE
@@xx_ratfucker321_xx2 Your allegations are fake because you're an IMPOSTER. Don't think you can fool the LAW buddy.
(Lol, there were literally no allegations but I just wanted to joke about you being an imposter, good day.)
Honestly these seem more like what people thought of reliving the argument in the shower later rather than the actual argument
I like how the weird thing about the tattoo story is that she has a tattoo and not that she lets the kids touch it.
“Don’t put that food in your mouth, it could be a gun”
*jojo’s bizarre adventure intensifies*
May Green banana
NANI?!
I, Giorno Giovanna totally did NOT do that.
It reminded me of craphole from the trail to oregon
oof polpo
Not always right sounds like a Facebook mom group complaining about their kids.
Gee moms caring about their kids. So horrible
It sounds like an anti vax group
“Vaccines ain’t always right!”
“Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”
It was a play on "the customer is always right". And mostly written by teen-twenty year old people in customer service.
Lego Lover Ehh, a lot of moms just parent the wrong way
I was your one thousandth like
I did tech support for AOL back in the day. It was the woooooorst. Lol! I said, "okay, so let's close all windows." They said, "but it's nice outside." Omg and also, open your cdrom and they were like, "oh, you mean the drink holder?" Hahahaha!
Haven't been to Not Always Right in years! I did submit a story that got published back in 2009 or 2010. I used to work in a used bookstore and there were a lot of weird or annoying customer, but this one didn't seem to understand the principle of a bookstore that sold used books. He wanted books in a series but we didn't have one of the volumes. He asked when we'd have it. I explained we got books when people came in and sold them. He said he perfectly understood that, but wanted to know when someone would be in to sell their copy.
It was definitely weirder than usual. We did have a program in place when you could let us know you wanted a specific book and we'd call if we got it, but he didn't even want to register for that so he just left.
Anyway, I don't know about any of the other stories but from what I recall, my story was published exactly how I submitted it. Of course, users may submit anyone and embellish their stories.
Nowadays I guess r/talesfromretail is the equivalent. I know the NotAlways websites had more versions (NotAlwaysRomantic, NotAlwaysRelated, stuff like that) but NotAlwaysRight was the original one, for stories of customers being idiots.
Answering my own post because it's already long enough and editing it would make it worse. I watched a bit more (now 10 minutes in) and you were complaining about the stories not being believable because people in Hawaii didn't know that Hawaii is a US state. It's not unrealistic, it absolutely happens. I'm originally from France (now a US citizen too) and when I worked at McDonald's in Paris there were so many people who were confused we didn't take dollars, and there was the one woman who asked why the other cashier (before I got called to the front because I spoke English) was speaking "Spanish". When I explained my coworker was speaking French she was confused and it eventually turned out she thought French people spoke English, but with a French accent, and had no idea French was a language. She was IN FRANCE. She had to have flown and heard all the messages play in French as well as English. She must have seen all the street signs in French. Surely she must have known. But nope. So yeah, the Hawaii thing sounds super believable to me.
I do admire your faith in humanity though.
When I worked at a bank, I cannot tell you how many times I heard "I want to talk to a man, sweetie". And the funny thing is, our department was staffed by all women, save for 1 guy who worked part time in the file room.
gogglespisano24 Home furnishings for four years, and at least once in those four years I’ve been asked to put a man on the phone. I didn’t own the guy or put him in his place, it was just an awkward, anxious, awful forty-five minute phone call.
I’ve never exactly heard that myself, but I’ve had it strongly implied that I wasn’t competent enough to do my job at a work/gardening supply store, as some customers would look for or chose a guy cashier for help instead of me. Jokes on them, those guys were just as dumb as me.
I’ve also had multiple people (men and women) request or demand that I not lift things or help with anything physical, instead telling me to get a “strong boy” instead. Like... it’s 30 pounds, I think I can handle it, and the guys are all busy, I’m not going to hassle them.
makes me really disappointed these people exist
The tech support lady was talking to the CEO of sexism.
The CEO of hillbillies
Careful now. I know plenty of hillbillies. And none of them are sexist. But that guy is indeed a hillbilly
Naud van Dalen The Co-ceo of racism was shot to death yesterday
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10:50 If she doesnt care if her son´s the last one, why doesnt she just add him to the kids waiting? And why would you deny her, just warn her that time might run out before her son gets a ride. She shouldnt have said that like 2 pages in, thats the first thing she should have said.
“That clown is my boss” is the most relatable part of that comic.
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The Hawaii one is actually totally believable. I've had interactions with tourists like this.
Yeah, Jarvis is too naiv lol I've heard an American ask if they're still in the US - in the Dominican Republic! So I absolutely believe the Hawaii story
Me too. I've worked in Waikiki and I've had people ask me if they can pay with dollars
@@sonjapersch6074 Alaskan here, I've had to explain that we don't use "Alaska money"
@@evepope6633 yeah, you just pay in ice chips, right?
@@sonjapersch6074 Right he several times claims oh, these people don't exist. I take it he never worked retail, restaurants, or hotels before. One of his points is that these comics are just to call out karens sticking it to them. Yeah, so. Its called not always right.
To be fair, it is AWESOME when you get to tell someone who's trying to be argumentative that you ARE the manager.
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The “I need to talk to a man” actually happened to my mum! She was the manager and the only man high up was CEO
What happened?
Jade D that happened to my mom too, the ceo of the company was the next employee above her and she was always getting asked to speak to him rather than her because she was a woman. Luckily her boss would always just hit them with “well what did she say? Ok, then that’s what you’re doing”
"actually happened" huh? 😅
Jk it's not really unbelievable
Definitely not dead inside. They meant to say man
@Definitely not dead inside. They just meant that the customer didn't want to speak to their mum because she was a woman, and instead wanted speak to someone with less authority just because they were a man.
I'm sorry to dissapoint you, my teacher put the dvd in upside down because 'the other side was too scratched-' yes, she was serious--
I don't think that's how CDs work.
@@DCNRS90YT we all did my dear, we all did,, but that didn't stop her
You went to an American school didn't you?
She just had that extra brain cell that day
Not gonna lie, I knew a few people who legitimately thought Hawai'i had its own currency system (Hawai'ian Dollars). The Hawaii Karen story sounds exactly like one of the people I know, lol.
I came back to rewatch this vid cause someone responded to an old comment I made. I wanted to add, from personal experience, the thing where some weirdy needs help with his internet but won't talk to a woman is a real thing that still happens. One time I literally had a guy YELL at me that he needed a man and wouldn't talk to me. I tried to explain that the only thing I could do is send him back to the queue to wait for another 30+ min since I had no means to transfer him to a direct person, and he wouldn't even hear me out, he just insisted, so back into the queue he went. More often, though, it was just a subtle attitude of "you probably don't know what you're talking about." Lord I am so glad I don't do phone IT anymore.
wtf
i know these stories have been ~embellished~ but as a person who works in retail, I think Jarvis underestimates the pure stupidity of the general public.
Yeah, Jarvis, hon, I don't think you realize how dumb the general population is :)
I know this is so old but yeah. The more people I interact with the stupider I realize they can be.
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I've been both the tech support and the idiot. Why is it easier to figure out other people's problems than your own?
The whole gang marijuana thing reminded me of when I was messing around with pencils and somebody asked what I was doing and I said “These are gang pencils respect the drip” and the teacher made me sit out for the rest of the time because I was “Talking about gang activities”
Honestly I have a teacher at school and I could see this happening with her
My school considered the peace sign a gang sign so....
Deadass one of my teachers back in middle school yelled at a girl for wearing a headband because it's 'affiliated with gang symbols'
Rainbow the wind sage the principal at my school got a kid in trouble for saying "hey hommes" because he thought it was gay gang speak
@@Rainbowthewindsage so you can’t be bi???
People being confused about Hawaii is way more common than you’d think. Try asking someone for a Hawaiian dollar and see how they react 😂
As a best buy employee, the DVD scene is hilariously accurate. Had an older lady come in very very angry that her portable charger didn't work. She asked for a manager, yelled at him, demanded an email for corporate. Eventually while fidgeting with it I pressed the power button and it turned on. She raised hell and she didn't even turn it on.
“People that don’t exist” oh I’m sure that they do exist somewhere out there...I’ve dealt with some seriously incompetent people
Same, my dad used to work tech support from home on Sunday and I remember hearing one dude asking
"I'm taking a test and just finished a question, this tab popped up and I don't know whether to press proceed or exit"
It was always fun listening to these people.
@@BrokenDollyBoy It's always funny when you get the "our IT tried this for hours and it doesn't work, must be your fault" conversation, then connect to their desktop and have it sorted out in five minutes.
Jarvis is watching this like he was never blindfolded and dropped into hawaii.
it happens to the best of us
Y'all need to have a talk?
I was so scared when it happened to me because I only had American money at the time.
Anomalous this really caught me off guard 😂😂
I was worried I wouldn't get home but luckily a lot of people spoke English
Reminder that most native Hawaiians consider Hawaii its own country not a state of America since it was forcibly taken from their monarchs
Old comment, I know, but as one of those Hawaiians--thank you, friend!
“Putting sound in my ears” is how I will refer to using headphones from now on.
"Most of these stories are about customer." Basically all of them are. Not Always Right is a parody of "The customer is always right" but yeah, at least half the stories are very self congratulatory.
Yeah haha haven't thought about that website in years
They also have spin off sites for family, relationships, and so on.
I used to be obsessed with the website years ago and some of stories got so stupid. I still remember this one story where a girl was like “I worked at a book store and told off this bimbo who didn’t know who Harry Potter was! A hot guy with muscles told me how cool that was and he thought me looking like one of characters was sexy. Now he’s my husband!” Sure.
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@Bunny Yeah, they do have stories like that, but if you haven't read the epic of the Trash Room from that site, you are missing out. Really, just google "not always right trash room" and give it a read.
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I mean, these comics seem like they're just for the people working in retail or with customers of any kind. You kind of need this sort of content to get through the days
I lived in Alaska for awhile. People there genuinely didn’t know they were part of the US. I was asked what kind of money the us has. Smh
Is that a flower on your shirt? That could be a drug!
Friendly.
Mushroom.
Is that a mushroom on your shirt? It could be friendly!
@@persom7824 oh my that was quick, lol.
There's Two Friendly Mushrooms that I know of, and one of them is actually in a shirt.
Slug Repair Shop I need a friendly mushroom shirt
I think the name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right” and the stories are mostly complaining about customers
They’re not mostly, they’re exclusively. That is indeed the whole point of the website. They have other sections for different contexts, but those have different names.
:o you made a inference
i can never come up with a good comment lol
@@DeathnoteBB the customers arent always right
THE MONEY IS - Mr Krabs
I remember this blog from the late 2000s. definitely read it back in the day
How did i not figure this out?
Jarvis: "Don't put that food in your mouth, it could be....a gun."
Me: "Is that a JoJo's reference?"
I don't know, customers can get pretty weird and demanding.
A while back I was working as an online grocery picker for Walmart (like one of those people who pushes around a giant cart of baskets and does the shopping for the online orders). I'd been there for a couple months. A girl with the same job who'd been hired that week came over with an irate older lady in tow and said "Hey, she has a question, can you help her?" I figured she wanted to know the location of something or when something would be in stock. Turns out she had a a coupon for a free turkey, but there was a recall and it was close to Thanksgiving so we were out of stock of the brand on the coupon, so she wanted to know if she could get a free turkey of another brand. I have no idea why she thought a random teenager pulling stuff off shelves would know the answer to that. I directed her to the customer service desk, but she kept asking (3-4 times, I kept trying to walk away and she followed me) if I couldn't just help her myself. Uh, no, lady, this machine I'm holding literally just tells me what kind of crackers to take off the shelf next. I have no power over prices. I'm judged on my performance/pick rate (how many items I collect in an hour, no matter how many customers ask for help, the timer is still running) so please let me get back to work.
So yeah, people are weirdly demanding of service industry people. Also, can you tell this story isn't fake, bc I didn't have a witty final remark, I didn't "own" her, the resolution is that eventually she walked off huffily and presumably found a manager to bother.
Me putting a jerky stick in my month.
Jarvis "its a gun,"
Me "oh no, not again,"
AGAIN?!
The banana became a gun Polpo
Kat Lu 's AMV how did you stick a stick of jerky in your month? Where the heck is your month??
aGAIN?!??
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does anybody else hate the facial expressions in these comics, specifcally how the lips are drawn?
update: i scrolled thru the page myself and found a genuinely horrible comic that i'm surprised wasn't in the video. basically a customer asks for a non-fat shake, calls the barista fat, so the barista adds tons of extra stuff to the shale to make it >4,000 calories. it's almost certainly fake, sure, but tampering with an order is still an appalling thing to endorse.
I follow the original notalwaysright page, and it's believable, stuff that would happen in retail for sure. The comic page and the new... Uh... Text chats that you see in Hooked app or whatever... Those are awful. Hate em
The mouths are gross
It’s weird. Like... the art is objectively better than what I could do. Way better. The character designs and backgrounds are pretty well done. Colors are good. But then, the angles are sometimes kind of off, and it makes me uncomfortable? And the expressions, even of the “good” character are uncanny and irritating?
It's like the (hopefully fake) story I saw about someone putting cow milk into a vegetarian milk shake because consumer was an asshole. Who cares about lactose intolerance? People always choose vege drinks because they're vegetarians. No other reasons needed
@@adeer87 it has an uncanny valley feel to it. It tries to be quite realistic while having a cartoonish style???
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My mom who has a tatto of a bird that represents me: not today 🔫😌
I once talked to someone who didn’t know alaska was part of america... so, sadly, I can understand some lady not knowing about Hawaii being a part of the US...