Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.
Legends say in the unedited cut you hear him ask for some Grey Poupon from other passengers in the subway as his butler pushes him around in the shopping cart
I love Jon Stewart , The expressions on his face are incredible and soooooooo funny, that it is difficult to turn it off or to watch something else. Thank you Jon for coming back !!!!!
@@InfiniteJustice there are a couple of neocons that, although I find their beliefs abhorrent, I can still call patriots. Just don't stand for trump. Fight him!
Gotta say it USA, its not an either or kinda thing, you can have both infrastructure maintenance AND democracy/human rights, you just gotta make the rich people actually pay their taxes, and then vote for people who will act in the best interests of their constituents, not their companies.
@@mcmcmcm6520 Bernie was and is great, and I supported him, but his campaigns were flawed. There were too many fast and loose factoids, exaggerated rhetoric, and questionable allies for a lot of ppl. Also my fellow Berners were pretty obnoxious against perceived foes. Personally I voted for him, but I understand why he lost now.
@@aes0p895 Its so interesting (and often horrifying) watching from overseas. And interesting to see that from close up, and a distance, the reasons look different, but are also probably the same at heart. Of course there are differences, but your political range in the USA seems skewed further to the right than ours here in New Zealand. We have more parties, so each party is a smaller slice of the pie. The majority, middle of the road to centreist Democrats in the USA would be in about the same place as our centre right National party, while our centre left very moderate middle of the road Labour party is about where bernie was. Our far right party would be relatively moderate by republican standards, and our far left party would be arrested for communism (they're not, their sorta socialism-light, but mainly they just want suitable housing, enough money for food and other necessaries for beneficiaries, indigenous rights, dental care, and climate change mitigation, that kinda 'radical' thing of 'what if we could all stay alive') - So, watching from here, with the info that filters through international media, it honestly seems like Bernie didn't stand a chance. Where he was, compared to our politics, was moderate left. But compared to yours was very far left, and the world has been leaning steadily further right in most places for a while, the whole spectrum drifting further to the right, but staying in balance relative to each other. I knew it would take a big swing, to the right or the left, for either Bernie or Trump, and there was no way the USA was swinging left, and I think the nail in the coffin was the single non-transferable vote at the end of the presidential race, so in the primary people were often voting for who they thought could win, not who they wanted. Wheras if they had a single transferable vote, you could rank the order you wanted on the final balet without splitting the vote (we have a different system again), if they did that, then everyone who wanted to vote for Bernie in the final presidential election could, with Hilary (or whoever) as a second choice, if it became obvious Bernie was losing, he would be eliminated from the race and if those votes had a second choice, they would be counted towards their second choice, and so on, meaning that even if a republican won democrats could have a say on which republican if they wanted by just continuing to list how their vote should be transfered. Oh and of course, go popular majority. It would be a start. But without those things The unlikelyness of a swing to the left, plus the fact that no one would vote for a candidate they didn't think could win, seemed to seal his fate from this vantage point. Interesting that close up you could see the nuances and the patterns and cracks that led to that same result
@@susanwilliams2392 I agree with pretty much everything you said. In particular the lack of ranked choice voting combined with winner-take-all is I think the main culprit, at least as far as political mechanisms. I would counter by saying we'd have a lot more openly fascistic politics, except it hardly can get more fascistic than certain limited members of MAGA already are.
Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.
@@scipioafricanus5871 "Tucker finds out the ingenious Russian innovation (Russianovation) known as 'using excess boxes instead of grocery bags to save on money' "They only charge you the equivalent of an American quarter if you want a plastic bag! Hail Mother!" He proudly proclaims as he salutes their flag.
Hey, Tucker, we’ve lived in Europe for 30 years. We’ve had those shopping carts (where you have to insert a coin to unlock it for decades, baby. You mean you don’t have them in your country??😂
Exactly. Amazing how he glances over the obvious propaganda (then again, his eyes are probably glazed over from sniffing so much bread). Also, magnificently unaware of the most common everyday technology. "I'm one of you. And we're fighting the elite! Ah, _locking wheels_ - no doubt a result of innovations made by the Russian space programme! (What WILL they think of next...?) ...and what's this metal contraption next to our car...? A parking... meter... you say..? Oh, I see. It _measures_ your parking, so your car won't be taken to a homeless emcampment.. Very snazzy!"
@@TheRealBobbyMCgagarinsk that’s the name of the shopping mall - been there. I worked for Auchan back in Moscow - as an architect. That’s French store chain with French management.
Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.
Thanks for calling it like it is! I can't believe we have to turn to comedy shows to get great reporting! The Daily Show and John Oliver's This week tonight are the best news shows, extremely well researched. The best of investigative reporting!!
Have you seen Chicago, New York City, and San Francisco though? It is like if democrats run a place 10 years then all the police quit and crime is legal. Doing a special on Comedy Central censorship.
Have you seen Chicago, New York City, and San Francisco though? It is like if democrats run a place 10 years then all the police quit and crime is legal. Doing a special on Comedy Central censorship.
@@superstrongrdrive 200 miles from Moscow or Petersburg, and there's nothing. No asphalt, no reliable internet, no shopping marts. Just a putin-approved local dictator plundering poor people. Absolute majority of mobilized meat sent to front lines come from these forgotten regions. If they dare to come to Moscow they get treated like second class citizens.
@@superstrongr It didn't seem like a particularly busy store. I wonder if average Russians can afford to shop there. What kind of chain is Auchan...Food Lion or Whole Foods?
Mr. Jon Stewart, welcome back to your show, The Daily Show. We need you back to the front, particularly these days, as the U.S. democracy is being jeopardized?!
@@kathleenkrug-byle1199 excuse me! I’m 74 and I do the shopping. I’m the one who pays for and consumes it! There is no lady’s only jobs other than delivering babies. No man can do that or even live with the pain. Moms are the top!
We have so much of that grocery store niceties here in the states, but also seems like a great way of saying America can DO BETTER when it comes to price hikes
This is off topic, but I was watching Stan Helsing, and only realized that Desi Lydic was one of the main characters, when they got to the gas station. She’s great in it.
The Whole Foods next to where I work has those locking shopping cart escalators too but I guess I'm happy for him if he can experience this much childlike wonder doing basic adult tasks
I don't understand Tucker with the coin to get your cart back. We've had that in Jersey since like 2000. What multi-verse of the USA does Tucker live in?
OMFG, I just dragged a WalMart cart 3 miles back to my tent! I didn't mean to, I just bought more than I could carry home 😅. I'll either bring it back or make a grill out of it I guess
4:34 Handlers? If Jon wants to run a piece on Tucker he needs to clear it with executives. If Stewart wants to insult the regime he needs permission. If Jon Stewart would dare be critical of corruption in Ukraine he actually has handlers who must allow it. If he does anything at all to rub them & their powerful handlers the wrong way it gets edited or doesn't air. If Tucker wants to do anything at all he just turns a camera on or calls a camera guy.
Finally, the day has come! I think the audience here would really appreciate: 1.) Watching the 2004 episode of Tucker Carlson's show Crossfire where he has John on as a guest. 2.) Seeing a new full length interview in 2024 with the lastest and greatest versions of themselves. John Stewart, as a long time fan, can you please have another one-on-one with Tucker on your show or his? I think Tucker has grown in an enormous way. To a point where you two would actually have the honest conversation you were clearly trying to have in your 2004 discussion on Crossfire...
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A wild guess would be that Jon Stewart picked out this girl . And Stewart is back stronger than ever. Because he has a lot to say. Great job! :) Some of us thought the daily show was a thing of the past. Missing it for years. :)
Seeing Tucker being amazed by carts that need coins is just hilarious. Here in Germany, they have been the norm for about 40 years :) But hey, Tucker is easily impressed.
Did you notice the moment that a shopping lady quite “coincidentally” walked by with a overloaded shopping cart while furtively glancing at the camera if she is clearly in picture? So clearly staged…… 😂😂
The supermarket had the exact same logo of French supermarket Auchan. It's very likely that it's a French supermarket branch in Russia. So would be the same as in France and they would also sell French products and probably their bread. As for the trolleys, same system in France with €1 and since a poor homeless guy would use that to transport all his life belongings, they do put the 1€ and take them. Homeless people don't steal them for the fun Mr Sucker Gnarlson.
No, those LA carts were taken by the numerous homeless people who are so prevalent in our vibrant 'democracy.' You know, the people who have the 'freedom' (Stewart's words) to defecate all over our subways. I guess, in the minds of John Stewart's fanboys, criminals pushing random people in front of trains is also a sign of freedom.
16:12 "I _personally_ would not have responded to this by accusing Biden of arresting his _enemies,_ but hey! Every news outlet has different standards. Some issue corrections. Jesse issues an all-caps _FB_ comment." And you can tell he's yelling, because he typed in _all_ capital letters. That's the same as yelling.
You don't use bagels, you use frosted donuts, they're already lubed. If you want a really existential experience, try warming up a cream filled and go to town, lol. Apparently Tucker's never been to Aldi's.
It is so sad that we needed Jon Stewart to come back to a COMEDY SHOW so we can get real objective news! The piece about “MODERATE REPUBLICANS” is something that the msm completely ignores. These are the objective points that actual news outlets should be focusing on.
Aldi's grocery store requires you place a quarter in the cart to get one. You have to return it to get your quarter back. Fox journalists cannot tell the difference between opinion, speculation, and FACTS. These were great comic monologues! Thanks!
Desi Lydic is so awesome! She artfully focuses our view on various current events with a scholarly razor sharp edge, and brings comedy spiked with the highest level of journalist acumen that the world has ever seen. A truly creative genius that takes the amalgamation of comedy and journalism to a level that is unprecedented. A witty voice of reason in a sea of madness!
Why is he making fun of the only US reporter who had the courage to interview Putin? Are we trapped in an iron curtain where we should only listen to approved voices?
Smelling the plastic wrapped bread was a rogue choice.
🤣
after sniffing dump for so many years I would be surprised if his sense of smell hasnt been destroyed.
That's some quality, freshly crafted plastic. Enough to make my soul drool.
You never eated crispy bred? the wrap have pores to keep crust crispy. It is all over Europe.
😂😂😂
On Tucker's segment tonight:
"How to tell the world this is the first time I've been in a grocery store in my entire life."
Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.
Yes, thanks to his Swanson tv dinner money, Tuckums is completely ignorant in how the rest of us live!
Legends say in the unedited cut you hear him ask for some Grey Poupon from other passengers in the subway as his butler pushes him around in the shopping cart
@@kathleenwyatt563 I like how Jon Stewart calls it "The Price of Freedom" when in reality it's "The Price of Diversity".
Stay away from high-rise building windows!
Apparently Tucker has never heard of Aldi. He’s so impressed by that Russian grocery store shopping cart 😂
Ya he’s never been to an Aldis in his life 😂😂😂😂
Dumb Tucker just shows what a Putin Stooge he is.
Aldi, or the rest of Europe
Seriously, seeing a grown man be impressed by such a bog-standard "innovation" from the early 90s is deeply sad somehow
He's definitely not in touch with reality Tucker Carlson received $190 million in inheritance money from his parents
I love Jon Stewart , The expressions on his face are incredible and soooooooo funny, that it is difficult to turn it off or to watch something else. Thank you Jon for coming back !!!!!
Same here 🤣
The "OK, Forrest" comment had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣
When "moderate" means "not fascist", it's a low bar indeed.
Remember folks,
The entire *F45CIST* party is _Republican In Name Only_
That grotesque face
@@InfiniteJustice there are a couple of neocons that, although I find their beliefs abhorrent, I can still call patriots. Just don't stand for trump. Fight him!
yeah, literally in the same breath, "moderate... pro-constitution"
@InfiniteJustice cults, republican and/or democrat fallen for theirs a differences. Maybe we can discuss who is more pro-war or more pro rascist.
Gotta say it USA, its not an either or kinda thing, you can have both infrastructure maintenance AND democracy/human rights, you just gotta make the rich people actually pay their taxes, and then vote for people who will act in the best interests of their constituents, not their companies.
Amen. We need government that works for all of us, not just the Uber rich.
Bernie sanders tried to do something like this and John Stewart might've voted for him privately but didn't support him publicly.
@@mcmcmcm6520 Bernie was and is great, and I supported him, but his campaigns were flawed. There were too many fast and loose factoids, exaggerated rhetoric, and questionable allies for a lot of ppl. Also my fellow Berners were pretty obnoxious against perceived foes. Personally I voted for him, but I understand why he lost now.
@@aes0p895 Its so interesting (and often horrifying) watching from overseas. And interesting to see that from close up, and a distance, the reasons look different, but are also probably the same at heart.
Of course there are differences, but your political range in the USA seems skewed further to the right than ours here in New Zealand. We have more parties, so each party is a smaller slice of the pie. The majority, middle of the road to centreist Democrats in the USA would be in about the same place as our centre right National party, while our centre left very moderate middle of the road Labour party is about where bernie was. Our far right party would be relatively moderate by republican standards, and our far left party would be arrested for communism (they're not, their sorta socialism-light, but mainly they just want suitable housing, enough money for food and other necessaries for beneficiaries, indigenous rights, dental care, and climate change mitigation, that kinda 'radical' thing of 'what if we could all stay alive')
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So, watching from here, with the info that filters through international media, it honestly seems like Bernie didn't stand a chance. Where he was, compared to our politics, was moderate left. But compared to yours was very far left, and the world has been leaning steadily further right in most places for a while, the whole spectrum drifting further to the right, but staying in balance relative to each other. I knew it would take a big swing, to the right or the left, for either Bernie or Trump, and there was no way the USA was swinging left, and I think the nail in the coffin was the single non-transferable vote at the end of the presidential race, so in the primary people were often voting for who they thought could win, not who they wanted. Wheras if they had a single transferable vote, you could rank the order you wanted on the final balet without splitting the vote (we have a different system again), if they did that, then everyone who wanted to vote for Bernie in the final presidential election could, with Hilary (or whoever) as a second choice, if it became obvious Bernie was losing, he would be eliminated from the race and if those votes had a second choice, they would be counted towards their second choice, and so on, meaning that even if a republican won democrats could have a say on which republican if they wanted by just continuing to list how their vote should be transfered. Oh and of course, go popular majority. It would be a start.
But without those things The unlikelyness of a swing to the left, plus the fact that no one would vote for a candidate they didn't think could win, seemed to seal his fate from this vantage point. Interesting that close up you could see the nuances and the patterns and cracks that led to that same result
@@susanwilliams2392 I agree with pretty much everything you said. In particular the lack of ranked choice voting combined with winner-take-all is I think the main culprit, at least as far as political mechanisms. I would counter by saying we'd have a lot more openly fascistic politics, except it hardly can get more fascistic than certain limited members of MAGA already are.
This is my favourite review of 'Tucker Doesn't Get Out Much'
"Tucker Tries to Touch Grass"
Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.
@@scipioafricanus5871 "Tucker finds out the ingenious Russian innovation (Russianovation) known as 'using excess boxes instead of grocery bags to save on money' "They only charge you the equivalent of an American quarter if you want a plastic bag! Hail Mother!" He proudly proclaims as he salutes their flag.
Baby Tucker's Day Out
Hey, Tucker, we’ve lived in Europe for 30 years. We’ve had those shopping carts (where you have to insert a coin to unlock it for decades, baby. You mean you don’t have them in your country??😂
former president selling shoes looks like a scene from idiocrocy
😂😂
guess he's buying his own merchandise to pay his legal bills and fines
FING GROSSSSSSSS
MAD magazine, where ARE you?????
Senile Uncle Joe being President is straight out of Idiotocracy.
Lydic, Clapper and Stewart are clearly the best of the bunch. I can`t believe Late Night is funny again. You guys are killin it
Al Madrigal is great too.
"Klepper"
@@hansakkerman2611 for me he will always be Clapper :D
better than anti depression pills for sure!
Meanwhile, in America, our grocery stores actually have people in them.
And food isn't 70 percent of our income. fgs
Exactly.
Amazing how he glances over the obvious propaganda (then again, his eyes are probably glazed over from sniffing so much bread).
Also, magnificently unaware of the most common everyday technology.
"I'm one of you. And we're fighting the elite!
Ah, _locking wheels_ - no doubt a result of innovations made by the Russian space programme! (What WILL they think of next...?)
...and what's this metal contraption next to our car...? A parking... meter... you say..?
Oh, I see. It _measures_ your parking, so your car won't be taken to a homeless emcampment.. Very snazzy!"
And mostly peaceful protesters too.
Wait until Fckr-Carlson goes to "Wegmans"...in America!
Aldi would like a word with a word with him.
TUCKER YOUR PARENTS MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOU FOR YOU DISCOVERING ALL THESE THINGS
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
@@jsksnob3562they probably turn off their hearing aids when Tucker starts talking.
They literally cut him out of the Will. They hate him almost all much as he hates himself.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you’ve ever been to Europe, you know that Auchan is not a Russian grocery store…
I don't know about it being a specific chain or not, but I definitely saw some variant of "Gagarinsk" as the name of the store.
and they all look like this and auchan is french
@@TheRealBobbyMCgagarinsk that’s the name of the shopping mall - been there. I worked for Auchan back in Moscow - as an architect. That’s French store chain with French management.
Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.
Putin is the best!!!!🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🤮🤮🤮🤮
First Time seeing Desi Lydic on this Show. SHE ROCKS....!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for calling it like it is! I can't believe we have to turn to comedy shows to get great reporting! The Daily Show and John Oliver's This week tonight are the best news shows, extremely well researched. The best of investigative reporting!!
Desi is a star. She’s fantastic. Please bring her back as host.
I love that he has clearly never been to an Aldi in his life.
I doubt he's ever shopped at a grocery store.
Absolutely 👏
That IS funny I agree.
Right
That escalator is at every Costco in Japan. Tucker is a tool
Every escalator in europe has them. I assume they also have them in latin america and most of asia 🤷♂
Yeah, magnets are not that hard to find anywhere.
LOL I had forgotten what an absolute savage Jon Stewart could be. And usually spot on.
Welcome back!
YES!
Desi is hitting it outta the park. Keep it coming.
Tucker Swanson-Carlson and Donald “you need ID to buy groceries” Trump have obviously never done their own shopping
I might actually pay to see the two of those idiots shop together.
Trump did say in a deposition that he has no recollection of ever buying anything for himself.
Stating the obvious.
Both of them are trust fund babies
Tucker is especially ironic given that he's prospered off the fortune of frozen TV dinners you'd usually only buy at grocery stores.
"You aren't as dumb as your face would lead us to believe."
Great quote!
Russian median income is over $500 a week. Great line about another lie.
@@shimmonsd Its monthly median income. 562 USD monthly! It's 145 USD weekly. Official data from them.
@@shimmonsdможет быть только в Москве. Средний доход большинства в России 200-300$. Это правда
That's Moscow, not Russia. But Carlson was in Moscow, so that nullifies the point Jon thinks he was making@@shimmonsd
“Ok, Forest” 🤣🤣🤣
No filters.no BS.well done.keep it up JON.
Oh, Jon. We really missed you. So glad to have your reason back. ☺️
I love how everything Tucker is giddy about is the bare minimum of any European supermarket
Have you seen New York City, Chicago, or San Francisco? It is like if the dems run a place for over 10 years, the police quit and crime is made legal.
American too.
@@derkeheath5172 ok, but like proper ones, not Walmart
Have you seen Chicago, New York City, and San Francisco though? It is like if democrats run a place 10 years then all the police quit and crime is legal. Doing a special on Comedy Central censorship.
Have you seen Chicago, New York City, and San Francisco though? It is like if democrats run a place 10 years then all the police quit and crime is legal. Doing a special on Comedy Central censorship.
From Soviet times, the Russians have carefully maintained show places to prove the superiority of the current system.
It’s not that …. It’s a regular grocery store it’s the same as in Italy Bulgaria Romania, or anywhere in Europe…I think it’s a French store …Auchan.
@@superstrongrdrive 200 miles from Moscow or Petersburg, and there's nothing. No asphalt, no reliable internet, no shopping marts. Just a putin-approved local dictator plundering poor people. Absolute majority of mobilized meat sent to front lines come from these forgotten regions. If they dare to come to Moscow they get treated like second class citizens.
@@superstrongrthe subway...
@@superstrongr It didn't seem like a particularly busy store. I wonder if average Russians can afford to shop there. What kind of chain is Auchan...Food Lion or Whole Foods?
Auchan is Walmart food. @@richardhayman4868
Cart returns=Aldi in the US. Sadly- Russia sent Tucker back😩
And in all supermarkets in Europe. Same as ramp anti-slip systems
Target in Boston has a cart escalator, and has for a long time. I'm sure there are many others. Tucker is so sad.😊
Poorly aged white ♀️
That grocery was an Auchan, a French grocery chain!!! It had stores in the states too and still may have!!!!
Mr. Jon Stewart, welcome back to your show, The Daily Show. We need you back to the front, particularly these days, as the U.S. democracy is being jeopardized?!
THANKS FOR RETURNING, JON! THE BEST "DAILY SHOW" HOST!
He put the bread on the bottom of the basket! Then loaded groceries on top of the bread!
Dudes never been shopping and had no intention of eating any of that.
Shopping is woman’s work
@@kathleenkrug-byle1199 excuse me! I’m 74 and I do the shopping. I’m the one who pays for and consumes it! There is no lady’s only jobs other than delivering babies. No man can do that or even live with the pain. Moms are the top!
@@kathleenkrug-byle1199 both my parents taught me that anyone who expects to eat and is not a child NEEDS to know how to shop for & to prepare food
Tucker was amazed that you could actually BUY something with only $400.
When he said he bought groceries in the US at $400 for one week's worth, I almost missed the next line from laughing.
And Fox constantly keeps saying that Dems are out of touch.
@@HLBearand here i am, a fool, budgeting my money to $400 a month on groceries in the US.
Which he spend only a 100 bucks on in russia
400 Dollars grocery should be at least 3 months worth of grocery
Just give us the full episodes of Jon, even if they're days late. Some of us can't access these other platforms to get it.
"you get what you pay for" - support the arts
I’ve been on the Moscow metro. The stations are glorious, the actual trains are terrifyingly dubious.
As usual well done.JON.
We have so much of that grocery store niceties here in the states, but also seems like a great way of saying America can DO BETTER when it comes to price hikes
For those who don’t know, Awah store Tucker goes to is actually a French supermarket called « Auchan ».
👏👏👏great job, Desi!
This is off topic, but I was watching Stan Helsing, and only realized that Desi Lydic was one of the main characters, when they got to the gas station. She’s great in it.
He smelled on vacuum-sealed bread 😂. I do not know what he thinks how bread should smell like, but plastic isn't the correct smell 😅
That wasn't vacuum sealed.
The Whole Foods next to where I work has those locking shopping cart escalators too but I guess I'm happy for him if he can experience this much childlike wonder doing basic adult tasks
Well to be fair, Tucker does have the mental maturity of an eight year old.
Poor Tucks has to go to Russia just to experience this shopping cart ???😊
I don't understand Tucker with the coin to get your cart back. We've had that in Jersey since like 2000. What multi-verse of the USA does Tucker live in?
One where he doesnt buy his own groceries. I mean just look at him fake react to that bread. Hes literally "sniffing" it through the plastic.
Great to see Jon Stewart back!
Jon Stewart: best political satire ever ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I am 37 and the grocery carts have been as he described since I can remember… in most of Europe at least^^
I have a feeling that was the first time Tucker Carlson was actually inside a grocery store.
He wants to eat Russian bread in a French grocery store 😂😂😂 . Who doesn't know, auchan or Russian ашан is a French company
We need Jon Stewart at this time. He can say the truth without getting excessive criticism for it.
Jon, Jordan and Desi...what a line up!
The literal price of Freedom, thank you Daily Show!
Tucker never set foot in an actual grocery store.
He loves Russia so much he needs to move there.
French grocery chain Auchan in Moscow is presented by Tucker as "Russian grocery store". Really???🤣🤣
Yep....and this is already done at Aldi, a German chain right here in America
Tucker's "brain" IS A POORLY STOCKED "grocery" STORE!
😮😂
"I'm only drawing 14 percent on Rotten Tomatoes and I'm not even a movie!"
Wooooooow! Someone needs to say it! I’m so glad you are back 🙏
100's of people said it.
OMFG, I just dragged a WalMart cart 3 miles back to my tent! I didn't mean to, I just bought more than I could carry home 😅. I'll either bring it back or make a grill out of it I guess
Tucker: Russia is famous for their bread!
Me: …lines.
Tucker has never been to IKEA.😅
4:34 Handlers? If Jon wants to run a piece on Tucker he needs to clear it with executives. If Stewart wants to insult the regime he needs permission. If Jon Stewart would dare be critical of corruption in Ukraine he actually has handlers who must allow it. If he does anything at all to rub them & their powerful handlers the wrong way it gets edited or doesn't air. If Tucker wants to do anything at all he just turns a camera on or calls a camera guy.
Cope harder.
@@dalekrenegade2596 Moan louder.
this guy is blown away by the ALDI car return system
Finally, the day has come! I think the audience here would really appreciate:
1.) Watching the 2004 episode of Tucker Carlson's show Crossfire where he has John on as a guest.
2.) Seeing a new full length interview in 2024 with the lastest and greatest versions of themselves.
John Stewart, as a long time fan, can you please have another one-on-one with Tucker on your show or his? I think Tucker has grown in an enormous way. To a point where you two would actually have the honest conversation you were clearly trying to have in your 2004 discussion on Crossfire...
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A wild guess would be that Jon Stewart picked out this girl . And Stewart is back stronger than ever. Because he has a lot to say. Great job! :) Some of us thought the daily show was a thing of the past. Missing it for years. :)
That is a standard Siemens escalator 😂
Which is a German company. 😄
Seeing Tucker being amazed by carts that need coins is just hilarious. Here in Germany, they have been the norm for about 40 years :) But hey, Tucker is easily impressed.
Did you notice the moment that a shopping lady quite “coincidentally” walked by with a overloaded shopping cart while furtively glancing at the camera if she is clearly in picture? So clearly staged…… 😂😂
jon is truly the best.....desi is so great.....thanks guys
"(...) Amber had to sign NDA" - I'm crying!
The supermarket had the exact same logo of French supermarket Auchan. It's very likely that it's a French supermarket branch in Russia. So would be the same as in France and they would also sell French products and probably their bread. As for the trolleys, same system in France with €1 and since a poor homeless guy would use that to transport all his life belongings, they do put the 1€ and take them. Homeless people don't steal them for the fun Mr Sucker Gnarlson.
JOHN make this content available to the World please!!
Desi this was amazing writing and delivery-love it!
I love Desi Lydic.❤
Gold sneakers for………athletics 😂😂😂😂
So great to have you back!
So Russia is where all the shoping carts that got stolen went. The stores in los angeles were losing about 300 a month.
No, those LA carts were taken by the numerous homeless people who are so prevalent in our vibrant 'democracy.' You know, the people who have the 'freedom' (Stewart's words) to defecate all over our subways. I guess, in the minds of John Stewart's fanboys, criminals pushing random people in front of trains is also a sign of freedom.
I never thought "bagel kompromat" might actually exist, or that I would ever put those words together in a sentence...🤔
16:12 "I _personally_ would not have responded to this by accusing Biden of arresting his _enemies,_ but hey! Every news outlet has different standards. Some issue corrections. Jesse issues an all-caps _FB_ comment."
And you can tell he's yelling, because he typed in _all_ capital letters. That's the same as yelling.
Now that Jon Stewart's PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND INTELLIGENT COMMENTARY HAS RETURNED, I AM SUBSCRIBED!
2:51 the glance that lady gave tucker when he made that noise over the loaf of bread. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You don't use bagels, you use frosted donuts, they're already lubed. If you want a really existential experience, try warming up a cream filled and go to town, lol. Apparently Tucker's never been to Aldi's.
0:37 Tucker, that subway station was built by the Communist government of the USSR. I know because I was there, in 1976.
They were Stalin’s way of showing off to the Western world. The large pictures are mosaics of workers and farmers upholding Communist principles.
"They claim i have a 14 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, and im not even a movie!"
Bbaaaaaahahahahhahahaaaaaa
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John, I’m glad you’re back. I loved your take on this.
Jon
Fantastic show 👏
1:41 Tucker could go to Aldis and put in a quarter, return it, for many years lol.
It is so sad that we needed Jon Stewart to come back to a COMEDY SHOW so we can get real objective news! The piece about “MODERATE REPUBLICANS” is something that the msm completely ignores. These are the objective points that actual news outlets should be focusing on.
Everyone in Europe has got to be laughing at his buffoonery about their shopping carts.
I have seen those shopping carts and escalators in South Korea.
We have to give Hayle credit for reminding us what an awful politician she is.
I find criticism against Biden personally offensive. This vitriol to Tucker truly heals me. You have redeemed yourself, Jon Stewart
I needed the laugh. Thank you guys.
Aldi's grocery store requires you place a quarter in the cart to get one. You have to return it to get your quarter back. Fox journalists cannot tell the difference between opinion, speculation, and FACTS. These were great comic monologues! Thanks!
Did anybody else notice the face tucker made when he smelled the bread 😂
Tucker's visit to the Russian grocery store just shows quite clearly that he's never been to any other grocery store in his life.
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I don't think Russia is as famous for it's bread as much as it is famous for it's bread-related history
Desi Lydic is so awesome! She artfully focuses our view on various current events with a scholarly razor sharp edge, and brings comedy spiked with the highest level of journalist acumen that the world has ever seen. A truly creative genius that takes the amalgamation of comedy and journalism to a level that is unprecedented. A witty voice of reason in a sea of madness!
Why is he making fun of the only US reporter who had the courage to interview Putin?
Are we trapped in an iron curtain where we should only listen to approved voices?
Tucker got approved from the kremlin.
Tuckers First grocery store trip! Born with a platinum pacifier, he thinks 400$ a week is what Americans pay for groceries.
Desi Lydic succinctly defining the Overton Window. Well done.
Jon is soooo Jelly over Tuckie.. hahaha!!
🤣The Daily Show is back!