Sailing (Philips CD-i) James & Mike Mondays
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มิ.ย. 2017
- James and Mike play Sailing and Tell Me Why for the Phillips CD-i
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"where did you learn to sail? where did you learn to sail? where did you learn to sail?"
lol jaguar
I read that in her voice after the second one! :P Well played
From a Fucking CDI
*C* ut
*D* at
*I* diocy
This killed me
"Why don't you just go take a course on sailing?"
"You've got CDI"
Mike's expression is priceless xD
I think it looks kind of cool. You just have to be that one guy in a crowd of a million that both has a CD-I and is interested in learning technical sailing information.
*sales - pun intended, obviously
You mean . . . That Serial killer !
Did.... did mike just rage quit life?
I prefer the Flower's of Robert Maplethorpe. That game has so much more action to it and the story is deeper, too. But it can still learn from Sailing - the character development there is great!
It also had the saddest video game death in all of anime!
I actually saw an ad last week for a Robert Maplethorpe exhibition in Rotterdam The Netherlands. I wonder if they also have the CD-i there.
I liked "The cocks of Robert Maplethorpe" more
His self portrait is pure art.
Well, Philips is a dutch company. Coincidence?
anyone else have random ass creepy echo in the video?
gameman404 yes
It's like the threw reverb on the audio track.
I think it has something to do with the noise removal used; the release setting seems large.
Same.
bruh all their videos have this reverb
Why is Mike always dressed like a russian gangster?
GET OUT OF HERE S.T.A.L.K.E.R!
Mike didn't choose the Niko Bellic life, the Niko Bellic life chose Mike.
On the other hand, I *guess* Russians drink [imported] too, I don't know... They drink anything with alcohol, don't mean to stereotype though LOL :P
he is true slav comrade
Too much GTA.
3:20
Sailing classes: $150
CD-I with games: $250
Mike's reaction: priceless
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
For some odd reason.. i was starting to get interested in the history of cabbages..
no
No! Not my cab-bitches!
Adachi, what are you doing studying the history of cabbages?! We've got a murder to solve!
I actually learned something new :D
I don't like cabbage by itself, but I do like coleslaw and sour kraut
Best ending ever.
I think what happened was Mike fell and went unconscious
Well, maybe not unconscious, but I assume he either tripped or broke something by accident, or both. :P
he couldnt take the game...
Yeah, James' response seemed rather genuine..
That, of course, is common knowledge, but I meant his response to Mike jumping off to the side seemed genuinely shocked.
Mike is now canonically dead.
Question... did anyone notice an echo-ey sound for this video?
Awesoman But in doing so they added more background noises and an echo effect on their voices.
I never had any of that....
Question... did anyone notice an echo-ey sound for this video?
It's more reverb-like rather than echolike...but it was driving me crazy!
Happens all the time when i use some cheap noisepassers (or how the hell it is called in english)
Yes its actually bothering me so much I don't really want to keep watching
Finally we know what the fuck Grommet means!
JonTron for ever!
Jupe swood is the next one!
Rest in peace, Peter Salis, voice of Wallace from Wallace & Gromit. He will be missed...
Let's drop in on a grommet.
"They just couldn't stop me! Grommet this, grommet that! THE FUCK IS A GROMMET?"
Cdi, a console so bad it makes a man want to jump out of the video.
It was CD-i + sports, to be fair. Mike does not care for sports, nor CD-i, so it was a really bad combo for him.
He tried to, in the end he got sucked in mid-jump.
3:27 That may be the best reaction shot Mike has ever blessed us with.
Should do a J&M Mondays on a Tiger Electronics wrist game
That could literally be a thing..!
😂😂🤣🤣
I like how the camera just casually zooms at Mike's clueless face when James stated that you don't need sailing classes if you have the CD-i.
How bad was the aftermath from Mike's dive at the end, what happened??
James' reaction looked real. I'd like to know too.
"Let's drop in on a grommet."
The Earth Hat It's a character from a kids show.
Because Horizontal Hunger is for GROMMETS!!!
This is the most swood game.
@@poiuytrewq11422 you troll
Sick California Games reference
"This was my favorite game when I was a kid!"
--Nobody
Gunnar Juliano -Rod and Tod Flanders.
Jorge Dom I want wintergreen!
Can it even be called a game?
Lol Mike was just like "Fuck this. I'm out."
Not just, he was screaming it.
Chaos89P mike is a legend
Mike can stand a lot of torture, but this game was just too much for him.
Is Mike alright? *Find out next episode featuring Mike.*
You mean featuring not Mike... plot twist
I was about to make that comment, it's so much better to scroll before you post :P
*Only one way to find out if Mike is alright or not, next video* lmao.
Rest in Peace.
lol
Sailing, a "fully interactive" CD game.
Things like this taught me as a kid that "interactive" had the exact opposite meaning compared to what the word really meant.
It was the very early 1990s, there were no DVD players.
Why Do you always say that word? I don't think it means what you think it means
Fully interactive doesn't even make sense, might as well say 'fully a game'
Daytime Sky navigating menus is technically interaction.
I see a CD-i game. I see a boat, and sailing. ...Where the fu@k is *Link!*
lmao
"I can only look at it or hear it. I can't do both"
-James Rolfe, 2017
Can't wait to see someone speedrun Sailing at GDQ XD
Was the King of Hyrule secretly advertising the CD-i Sailing game when he said "My ship sails in the morning"?
"...And for only $29.95, yours can too! Try Sailing on the CDi."
The Prequel game
15:51 We'll never know what Mike realized all of a sudden.
yeah we do...the game fucking sucks
I love J&M videos like this where you just sit and laugh at how shitty it is. To me this is much more entertaining than when you play a good game.
Zamot83 Yeah I think they need to do more shitty games once in a while. I thought this one was hilarious, I laughed my add of at the Mike's reaction to the second game.
+B33FY2015 I got to Game Sack to learn about more good games and Cinemassacre to learn about more "bad" games lol
Yeah, when they play something good, they'll just zone out and talk about Godzilla and Ghostbusters again, and then Mike mentions Zelda a couple times... etc... sometimes at least
@@VideoMeltdown lol So true but that's why i love these guys is the 80s trip there always on.
what's up with the weird echo??
Benoit Levesque i couldnt hear the game audio too
It tripped me out lol
what's up with the weird echo??
what's up with the weird echo??
what's up with the weird echo??
No wonder CDI was such a failure
Shadowdragon 37 Those rules & regulations for this "guide", needs an overhaul...
Shadowdragon 37
Philips should of funded more games and encouraged support. No one wanted to make games for it due to how odd the console is built. How the internals are structured is odd. It becomes harder to code for it. The wiiu had a similar fate even though it was a solid console.
Shadowdragon 37 *success
Zeina107 exactly
Name one other console that offers such in-depth insight into the world of sailing...
I'll wait.
Remember when DVD games were a thing? There's even a DDR game made for DVD players.
am I the only one having plumbers don't wear ties flashbacks?
Philie Spiess yes
That ending, Mike knows how to steal the show.
Stephendw Mike is hilarious. He needs to be in a movie.
A sealed version of sailing for the cdi is as valuable as a saran wrapped turd so I think it's fine.
NightIIJester
Idk i think some people would pay a ton for taylor swifts turds ahahah
Zeina107 Yeah my weird friend wants some...so if you see an eBay listing hmu.
NightIIJester Rule 34 in action, I guess.
NightIIJester a saran wrapped turd is about $19
I misread "saran" as "satan" initially, but I guess it's perfectly normal when people are talking about CD-i.
Cool that you just open the game instead of speculating for collector`s value and all that crap.
The second game was actually quite fun
I found the facts about cabbage rather interesting! :D
That second game looks So late 80s Early 90s It's Awesome.
Holy shit that second game needs to be a Nerd episode, right fucking now.
The CDi library is FULL of material for Cinemassacre, we need more.
Soundtrack by Christopher Cross.
Lmao, that ending was everything.
3:50 the point at which James & Mike both realised they'd made a wrong turn somewhere in their lives.
"Amm... sailing"
-Best intro line ever in James and Mike Mondays 😂😂😂
all these years it took only a crappy CD-i to push Mike to his breaking point. RIP mother F'er Mike
I actually enjoyed the echo, especially during the "virtual tour" of the boat. It fit perfectly in the navy blue abyss of the ocean.
I allways love CDI episodes. Guys, do a Zelda-CDI playthrough on J&M Mondays)
I do too, more CDi and 3DO...2 curious consoles....There's really only a few episodes Cinemassacre's ever done with those consoles, be it the nerd or J&M Mondays.
Robert of Mapple Flowertorth full playthough on J&M Mondays!
Do only I have that silly reverb sound?
No, I got it too.
nah, still the video sound is bad
12:19. Mike: "Is he gonna talk too?"
Camel: "Ma ma mama maaa"!
Classic LOL! Just seeing and hearing James and Mike laugh cracks me up as well!
Mike's Pee-Wee Herman laugh never fails in making me laugh.
OMG Mike had to GET THE FUCK out of there fast!!!
What do you mean "tonight?"
Speaking of battery life guys, the CDi has a suicide battery in it and after 20 years the system wouldn't turn on any more so you have to replace the watch battery and that's a pain in the ass lol.
Maglor GrayWulf They were physically produced during 1991-1997... over 20 years ago. Still working, what's your point?
My point is that you can replace the battery but what good would it do?
That might depend on the model of CDI, there are many different CDI models.
Still not worth replacing the battery on the damn thing though.
So what?
4:00-4:08 eight delightful seconds of Mike reacting to something funny in his head and then working himself up to actually say it: "So, we were thinking to play Super Metroid, but we decided to play this instead." XD
This show is almost as good as nerd. In the end I love the effort and time that goes behind a nerd episode. This is a nice second best.
Were there ANY good games for the cdi?
no
Ed ward Laser Lords. and that was only okay.
Burn Cycle, Apprentice (not to be confused with Merlin's Apprentice), and Mutant Rampage. Unfortunately they're overshadowed by the amount of steaming garbage that composes the library.
Who eats a heaping plate of cabbage and a bowl of fritos as a meal???
At the end, Mike impaled his forehead into the corner of a coffee table like in Lost Highway. RIP Mike!
That's the worst.
This is Real Fuckin Life 😂 James you're amazing man lol
I seriously expected them to use the song Christopher Cross - Sailing. That would amp up the cheese factor.
That song popped up in my head too. Instead we got Backstreet Boys.
Or Come Sail Away by Styx would work too.
I Can't Tell You Why by Eagles.
I think this is my favorite episode of "James and Mike Mondays."
This is such a good, James and Mike Mondays video.😂 especially the ending.
Mike: "Am I dead yet?"
James: "Cabbage."
you guys let me down, I was expecting the outro music to be "Sailing" by Christopher Cross
nah, Come Sail Away would've been way better XD
You should try Burn Cycle! It's a really decent game on CDi (played it many times). It's very much like Blade Runner.
The CD-i isn't a great console, but if I had one I could probably have a good amount of fun with it. It's got ports of Myst, Tetris, Space Ace, The 7th Guest, Dragon's Lair, Defender of the Crown, Pac-Attack, Micro Machines, Lost Eden, Mad Dog McCree, Flashback, and Lemmings, it's got a Namco arcade compilation of Galaxian and Ms. Pac-Man and Galaga and some other compilations of arcade clones including Defender and Space Invaders and Arkanoid and Centipede and even pinball, it's got adaptations of board games like Axis & Allies and Backgammon and Chess and Battleship and Connect Four and Clue and Go and Othello and Labyrinth and Scrabble, it's got some decent exclusives like Thunder In Paradise and Burn Cycle and Laser Lords and Hotel Mario and of course the CD-i Zelda games, and it's got a lot of other miscellaneous stuff, mostly in the sports and adventure and family and rail shooter genres.
Burn:Cycle was a great game, loved it as a teen! Watched a playthrough just recently , hasn't aged greatly but a fantastic movie - length experience. I enjoyed the 7th Guest as well, although played that on PC as well
*PROTIP:* Use the konami code on both game title screens for unlimited continues!
RIP Mike 2017
Mike's PeeWee impression though! On point!!
This is probably the most absurd, yet funniest video I've ever seen you guys do. 😂😂😂 Your sheer bafflement coupled with my own is just killing me. I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
16:40
Mike "Please no more"
James "Yeaaah!"
Mike "NOOO! NO NO NO! AHHHHHGG!!" (Jumps)
James "OHHHH!"
I don't think CD i was the worst console because it wasn't actually meant to be game console. Phillips originally made the system to be multimedia system with potential, but it tried to be a game console with Mario and Zelda games. The worst console would be R Zone or RCA Studio II, CD I was like the precursor to a DVD player.
Studio II gets a bad rap in my opinion, there are enthusiasts who appreciate it today, but it bombed in 77. CDi though did try to be a home console with their later console models being more compact and the controllers being more like a game controller instead of a remote. R-Zone is just a wanna be virtual boy lol
Soup or Nintendo? RCA made the console hard to hook up and the system controllers were on the console. Games aside, the system was poorly designed, the controller input were awkward.
No, the Studio II absolutely deserves the bad rap. The controllers are just phone buttons embedded into the console itself; there's no sound output to the television, just an internal sound chip that was capable of three (?) tones; it couldn't display color; and they had to use an external switch box/power box because they couldn't pass safety standards with the power unit inside the system itself. It might have been an okay system if it had been released five years earlier, but by the time they released it Bally, Emerson, APF, and Fairchild all had *vastly* superior products on the market and Atari was just months away from changing the industry altogether.
I think Mike went to get the knife..... so he could end his own pain of the CD-i
James: ”Well, this game at least has a... cabbage.”
lol @ the youtube subtitles.
mike says "this console sucks"
and the youtube speech recognition interprets it as
"this compost sucks"
spot on accuracy.
WHERE DID YOUU LEARN TO SAIL?
Oh my goodness that second game...
I just XD I'm laughing so hard right now. That could have been a great AVNG episode, but this is golden too!
11:49 I was sad when I googled "AVGN x Muppets Beaker" and it seemed like NOBODY has done that yet :(
*All that's missing from this game is Christopher Cross' song on an endless loop.*
If it makes you guys feel better. I wasted my time watching you waste you time.
I demand a refund.
best hidden gem on the cd-i, im really glad more people know about it now. two thumbs up!! 4 stars! ign gave it a 9/10
This was the best james and mike monday in years, I think the episodes where little is going on are the best because it lets you guys go off and its fucking hilarious.
keep rollin rocking!
The only time I played a CDI was when they had one on display at Service Merchandise. It seemed really shitty, even in 1994. I think the controller was more like a remote control.
"Like a remote control". Exactly. I don't think Philips knew whether they wanted to develop a video game console or an interactive learning tool. So they created a strange hybrid which didn't succeed in either category. Commodore's CDTV suffered from the same problem.
11:00 A E S T H E T I C
So i decided to try researching the game (tell me why) and really couldn't find anything.
But what i did find was an interactive sex manual for the CD--I called "The Joy of Sex".
So which creepy weird ass fan has this game and can send it to james?
This NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!
"I can only look at it, or hear it. I can't do both!" XD
"Now I'm correcting you"
"As if I even care... there's that teal screen again"
They are a pretty adorable duo
3:21 killed me. That whole exchange is just too much for Mike.
just looked it up...couldnt find any sealed copies on eBay . We may never know ..
Never thought I would see a Monty Python mouth animation of one of the Greatest Lakers of All-time (Wilt Chamberlain) on one of James' videos. Now my life is complete.
Anyone else waiting for Lex from Jurassic Park to say "It's a Unix System" when the camera was zooming in on the sailboat. Hilarious video as always guys!!
Accidental Jibe
fuckin love the end!
That ending. I knew Mike was going to get killed off eventually, but I didn't think you'd do it this way.
Didnt hear a Zelda reference, but I definitely thought my washing machine was broken when that boat horn went off.
OMG they were gonna play Super Metroid but they played this instead?? just kill me
That was entertaining.
This makes me so happy. Newly inducted in my top 10 favorite James and Mike.
"U wanna drop in on a grommet?"
"Thats pretty swood!"
Ｐｈｉｌｉｐｓ ＣＤ－ｉ
Harcix aesthetic
Where is AVGN we need him
Now we know what really drove Tails to commit suicide in Sonic '06.
"You need to have both"
No, you need to have boat.