I am a Christian and I love this. Christ was about peace and truth, not profit and gain. Olsteen is a charlatan grifting for "filthy lucre", as the Bible says. I miss this show.
Olsteen convinces people that he can distribute their charity better that they can. And he only takes a small percentage for his service. Sound familiar?
Will never forget that parting line from the preacher in S1 of True Detective, when Rust finds him a boozy mess of a mechanic, about to be suicided by the powers that be. "All my life I wanted to be closer to God. The only nearness? Silence." 🙌🏼
I dropped religion when I was a kid and my 7 year old sister died from leukemia, and those dumb fuck relatives said "it was God's plan". To kill a 7 year old and have my mom being a mental mess for months? God really planned that?
Catholic Churches have Christ on the cross, Protestant churches don't. The cross is empty because the focus should be on the risen Christ not the one crucified.
That the majority of people adhere to beliefs systems, that's the main reason that the human species can't get its shit together. As Douglas Murray has said regarding Islam, "we have to proceed at the pace of the slowest student in the class." But such applies to any at all religions. Great video!
Can you answer why god gives kids cancer? Or better yet, why did he let my uncle get beaten and graped by his own father, to the point where he ended up unaliving himself?
The income tax exempt status is because the church is (allegedly) a non-profit entity that will spend its money on the public good like charities. They do pay other types of taxes, tho.
Well the Bible never said that it’s tenets or Christ would be well represented amongst the followers 🤷🏽♂️. I’d have thought you’d have seen that answer coming.
@@PlayNiceFolks lol clearly you don’t understand the religion or religions in general, or human nature. Zoom out, you’re too caught up in semantics. People say one thing and do another generally speaking, expecting anything different is just ignorant. Change that belief and you’ll see what I mean. Btw, I’m Christian because I believe in the ways of Jesus and that he was the pinnacle of human potential, not because I believe every word the Bible says.
I'm considered by some folks to be an expert on Christianity, Anthony and Dave, and I'll take you up on your challenge to answer all your Theological questions. I've been studying it for almost 30 years, and head Reasonable Faith Honolulu. Let's do a zoom thing.
You can't be a expert in a religion. Even ppl with theology degrees don't claim to be experts. Most of you phonys take advantage of ppls desperate situations to get a buck out of them. You shouldn't even be tax exempt.
ive encountered big spending entitled preachers with no humility about it. and some that are slobs in their house and forgotten neglected luxury items that most of their congregation would have to finance for 5-20 years
Quite unfortunate that people who don't believe in God, always blame him for the bad things that happen. In saying that it is much more unfortunate that Joel Olsteen has such a huge platform its people like him living so extravagantly that hurt the message. So i dont blame nonbelievers if the tv preachers are your only point of reference. All I can say is that God is good...and we are the ones that are fallen. God isn't the cause of bad things that happen, but yes there are times that he doesn't intervene and allows it to happen.. He will never force himself on you. The more our pride gets in the way, and believe that WE are the answer then there's no need of God in our life, he'll make himself less present. Read 1John you'll see how he feels about false teachers, while at the same time you will see how much he loves you.
It's a bunch of kids stories that change depending on where you came from. If you were from the middle east you would be telling us to read the Quran. You just believe what you were raised to believe and are blind to common sense.
@@Firetrainer60 that's not true. Jesus Christ is real my friend. Mohammed is a proven false prophet and a murderer. Jesus is the true son of God. Jesus is alive buddy. it's true.
Leah's book is amazing if you want to know how fucked up Scientology really is. Should get her on the show. Have you seen her Rogan interview. She's cool as fuck.
Its not Gods fault... It was free will & choice that brought on all the evil and tragedy. God takes what is awful and makes good out of it- he does not make the evil.
Joel O'Steen looks like Martin Short as Jack Frost.
That's exactly what he looks like! I was gonna say a scrawny Carrot Top...
Spot fucking on omg
He really does.... "I must say."
Hahahahaha
Martin Short as Jerry Seinfeld.
Joel looks like the type of guy that would steal your wallet, just for your kids pictures.
Keeps Jesus Juice chilled and in sippy cups.
Brilliant comment 😅
Yeah, yeah I just see the picture of Joe on the beach and his deer Creek hanging out! Joe Rogan was talking about her on his podcast is pretty funny
Remember when Joel wouldn’t let hurricane victims in his church
He's a multimillionaire preacher. That's blasphemous as fuck.
@@phanatic215 apparently it’s God’s will.
That, and Justin Roiland prank calling the church as Rick Sanchez
To be fair that was only a story because f Christianity is the official stance of every institution
Never trust a man whose eyebrows don't go down.
Leviticus 5:18
Nice name sir
Never trust a man who always smiles. 😁
"Put your eyebrows down"
- Bill Burr vs Nick DiPaolo
Since covid-19 is most dangerous to the Elderly and the very Young, I'm especially worried about Ant and his girlfriends.
zing!
Rekt
I love that even Ant would laugh at this lol
Very young? This is an old tweet. Also Anthony did end up getting covid and was fine
It's actually not dangerous to the very young at all.
I wonder what days Joel olsteen visits his synagogue?
Monthly, when he drops off his tribute money
I am a Christian and I love this. Christ was about peace and truth, not profit and gain. Olsteen is a charlatan grifting for "filthy lucre", as the Bible says. I miss this show.
“Jesus was a cowboy in the 1800s”
I just spit my drink 😆
Alvis from Sealab 2021
Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Short's love child...
ON CRACK!!
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hamdick Thundersnatch
Compound Ministries, with your Pastor, he was a governor, a fighter, a Navy SEAL, please give a warm welcome to... Pastor Jesse Ventura
Osteen blinks more than Jim Norton. That's quite a feat.
Olsteen convinces people that he can distribute their charity better that they can. And he only takes a small percentage for his service. Sound familiar?
Rich vos
@@alo4912 lol
The govt
The Clinton Foundation?
Sign outside a confessional window: "Stop and tell, or go to Hell."
Will never forget that parting line from the preacher in S1 of True Detective, when Rust finds him a boozy mess of a mechanic, about to be suicided by the powers that be. "All my life I wanted to be closer to God. The only nearness? Silence." 🙌🏼
That season was the best
"He is so full of shit he has to close his eyes when he talks about god. " -Bill Burr
Joel looks like he has a painting of himself as an 186 year old man in his basement
brilliant
Haha amazing. The portrait of joel Olsteen
My friend doesn't get the irony of her church's masks that say "Look what God has done!"
Hahahahahahahahaha that's awesome
This reminds of the Ron and Fez clip where Earl said he gave up cheese for Lent, then amended it to cheddar cheese after he was caught eating pizza.
He blinks more than Lil Yimmy.
Means he knows he's lying
@@robotsaysbeebooboop Yeah it's like what Bill Burr said about him. He has to blink so much to keep the bullshit from spewing out.
There’s about 15 books missing from the Bible and they said the same fable about Mithras the Persian just like jesus but 200 yrs before
Dave seems like a nice and honest guy.. i truly believe Anthony is rotting internally..
“By girls I mean boys.” -Little Jimmy Norton
"He stinks and I don't like him!" - Dave Landau
uncle Paul
You two have the best chemistry
Thank You for making this difficult time bearable.
Just wanna say that fuckin Ant is bringing back classic O&A feels... keep it up
“The Iranians have taken out 2 more oil tankers sir how should we respond?”... “send the Sea Org.”
Xenu, is that you? 👽
He can't go under! Not with 40 body thetans!
Life is never calm and peaceful. Life is chaotic and unpredictable always.
Shit man fancy seeing you here. I see you in live chat on a few channels these days.
As a real Christian, I see right through this wolf in sheep’s clothing....
joel olstean looks exactly like ed grimly ( martin short) from Saturday night live.
Some people search for the truth while some just tilt their head back, mouth open eating whatever somebody else dumps in them.
I dropped religion when I was a kid and my 7 year old sister died from leukemia, and those dumb fuck relatives said "it was God's plan". To kill a 7 year old and have my mom being a mental mess for months? God really planned that?
My 600lb prophet. That’s gold
Joel reminds me of that preacher in the movie, there will be blood. Awesome movie.
That's the one about that broad getting her period right?
Interestingly enough “there will be blood” was the working title for the movie Carrie
I heard his brother was much more intelligent
Great fuckin movie !
Best Movie in the last decade. I've watched it over 40 times.
What a freaky looking dude. If I was religious, I'd swear he was the devil.
He is the spawn of Satan, the Father of lies. There's no truth in him.
God and faith is one thing! Religion is a whole different thing! Religion is at times very embarrassing!! Religion distorts god!!
He looks like Anthony's good cousin.
Undervalued comment. 😂😂
It’s about faith . Free will . God gives us the free will to allow being locked down
😂😂😂 y know what I don't understand??? After Taxes!!! 😅
Dave does a wonderful Southern accent.
You are the G.O.A.T sir
Joel gets that audience because he literally never talks about God or the Bible. He’s Tony Robbins.
This is one of the reasons I'm a Deist.
Look into the Orthodox Church.
Catholic Churches have Christ on the cross, Protestant churches don't.
The cross is empty because the focus should be on the risen Christ not the one crucified.
I always knew Episcopalians were smarter. Henry VIII spent an expedition's worth of funds on Christmas one year. OG
Butter Brickle
I have to agree. Even though the point is a ridiculous notion of scapegoating your sins onto another.
The word of god is clear. 1000 different denominations can’t be wrong lol.
How about we take focus off of Imaginary things
@Butter Brickle No, the Resurrection is the entire point of the story.
That the majority of people adhere to beliefs systems, that's the main reason that the human species can't get its shit together. As Douglas Murray has said regarding Islam, "we have to proceed at the pace of the slowest student in the class." But such applies to any at all religions. Great video!
One of the things Ant knows the least about and refuses to learn
Nothing to learn, only indoctrinate.
Joel Osteen isn't a christian, he's a grifter
Why would you
He could read a Harry Potter book and learn just as much
Can you answer why god gives kids cancer? Or better yet, why did he let my uncle get beaten and graped by his own father, to the point where he ended up unaliving himself?
was this shot in anthony's house? sound engineer could come up on dave landau's sultry voice
Mic isn't pointed at his mouth
Who was their engineer? Hellen keller?
The income tax exempt status is because the church is (allegedly) a non-profit entity that will spend its money on the public good like charities. They do pay other types of taxes, tho.
The only taxes they pay go to the Vatican
Compound Ministries, a subsidiary of St. Whackbag’s Episcopal Church
That guy reminds me of the money lenders at the temple selling God while taken avantage of others good will
I would love to volunteer to give it a shot at explaining all of his questions about God! It'd be worth a shot.
Churches Often Have Bingo, Raffles & Fairs/Carnivals & Heritage Festivals
Just put the whole damn show up. Can't watch anything on your site right now.
As a Christian fellow
Something is not right with this fella
That guy is a villain straight out of the comic books.
Never trust a guy who smiles that much
A whale didnt really eat a guy? haha - how would you know? A guy was just spit out by a whale a couple months ago.
Well the Bible never said that it’s tenets or Christ would be well represented amongst the followers 🤷🏽♂️. I’d have thought you’d have seen that answer coming.
@@PlayNiceFolks lol clearly you don’t understand the religion or religions in general, or human nature. Zoom out, you’re too caught up in semantics. People say one thing and do another generally speaking, expecting anything different is just ignorant. Change that belief and you’ll see what I mean. Btw, I’m Christian because I believe in the ways of Jesus and that he was the pinnacle of human potential, not because I believe every word the Bible says.
Damn at first I thought compound media was going to debate osteen via satellite
Carlos M thats a waste of good satallite
Tell Garrett to put some egg rolls in the server. It's 05:00 hrs and I'm still getting Error 502.
dude looks exactly like tim allen, like a younger shorter version of him... he's basically tim allen with jerry seinfeld's hair circa 1993
Dave is going to finally going to have a grown ups’ haircut during this pandemic
It is the ultimate sleepcreep story , then the ultimate spin story then someone else raises his kid holy shit
This guy looks like the Martin Short character that never was
I'm considered by some folks to be an expert on Christianity, Anthony and Dave, and I'll take you up on your challenge to answer all your Theological questions. I've been studying it for almost 30 years, and head Reasonable Faith Honolulu. Let's do a zoom thing.
You can't be a expert in a religion. Even ppl with theology degrees don't claim to be experts. Most of you phonys take advantage of ppls desperate situations to get a buck out of them. You shouldn't even be tax exempt.
" I must say " lol Martin Short .
What's that picture in the back ground
Looks like Back to the Future
If the shit jumps off in November there's gonna be a hit squad looking for Joel Osteen, believe that.
Hearing Landau on Crowder currently talking about how he's some devote Christian now that Crowder is paying him 10x Cumia was is cringe.
Website, RSS, and app are broken.
is it me or does Joel look like a Martian Short SNL character?
Martian Short SNL character??
What is he a Conehead or sumthin??
Joel looks so dam happy cause he's so dam rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time for a fresh "farting preacher" video... and with the echo in that empty hall, you could have some great fun with it...
ive encountered big spending entitled preachers with no humility about it. and some that are slobs in their house and forgotten neglected luxury items that most of their congregation would have to finance for 5-20 years
Shirley caesar or Steve Harvey are the only people who are going to get me into a church
Joel orstein looks like hes transitioning into carrot top
Pre or post?
Oh sweet Goddess take the wheel!
Wow he looks like martin short
he looks like sam roberts
God doesn't have to control over the planet one way or the other good or evil a man has free will
Yeah that’s why he created COVID, earthquake, tornadoes 🌪, cancers, heart disease 🦠 etc. Free Will 😂
Anthony Cumia you gotta talk to Jesse lee Petterson
May I have another but please
Hey it's the Jack Frost from the Tim Allen Santa movie.
Assuming that the CompoundMedia website is having technological issues that won't allow me to log-in?
Never mess with God, you have been smoten!
Having same problem this morning. Switching to RiffTrax and watching new mst3k movies until they fix the issue
The laws of God aren’t breakable. You break yourself against them.
What Joel olsteen is doing is Anthony Robbins but with a religious angle ,it’s self help Christianity
People will say he does all of those things to test your faith or something like that
I miss the cohost before He Jumped on the crowder bandwagon pretending the religious people are strait edged
Gods greatest gift is free will. God is not a puppet master.
He literally allows children to be born with horrible, painful ailments. But go ahead and cope and say that's not his fault.
Quite unfortunate that people who don't believe in God, always blame him for the bad things that happen. In saying that it is much more unfortunate that Joel Olsteen has such a huge platform its people like him living so extravagantly that hurt the message. So i dont blame nonbelievers if the tv preachers are your only point of reference. All I can say is that God is good...and we are the ones that are fallen. God isn't the cause of bad things that happen, but yes there are times that he doesn't intervene and allows it to happen.. He will never force himself on you. The more our pride gets in the way, and believe that WE are the answer then there's no need of God in our life, he'll make himself less present.
Read 1John you'll see how he feels about false teachers, while at the same time you will see how much he loves you.
Amen sister.
It's a bunch of kids stories that change depending on where you came from. If you were from the middle east you would be telling us to read the Quran. You just believe what you were raised to believe and are blind to common sense.
He's all powerful isn't he? So why does he allow evil in the world if he can just end it? Your beliefs are illogical.
Amen Amen. thank you
@@Firetrainer60 that's not true. Jesus Christ is real my friend. Mohammed is a proven false prophet and a murderer. Jesus is the true son of God. Jesus is alive buddy. it's true.
Because it's not just "a rock in a void"
That's why.
Leah's book is amazing if you want to know how fucked up Scientology really is. Should get her on the show. Have you seen her Rogan interview. She's cool as fuck.
The Bible is God's "If I Did It".
stupid.
Chahlie told me "get outta hehr OJ!!!"
Where did this blood come from? Was I nailed to a cross?
Joel's face is terrifying.
Joel has mae a creation of god imperfect!
Physiognomy check?
Why every preacher looks incredibly weird and wicked...WTF is up with that?
Look at Kenneth Copeland! Creflo Dollar!
Fake Prosperity Preachers don’t represent Christianity, it is your personal relationship with Christ that matters. They make us look horrible.
Osteen is on Good Morning America. Am I too cynical? There's something strange about this.
Its not Gods fault... It was free will & choice that brought on all the evil and tragedy. God takes what is awful and makes good out of it- he does not make the evil.
His tornadoes 🌪 are quite fun! 😮
why does joel osteen look like he is gonna cast some novice fire spells on me
He charges people a fortune to sit in the front rows every Sunday
As a Bible reading, Jesus loving Christian, nobody will be deeper in hell for lying about God than Joel Olsteen.