The Town With No Name (CDTV) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ธ.ค. 2018
- Continuing from the previous episode, the Nerd tackles the CDTV game The Town with No Name. Due to not owning the actual console that it was made for, he is forced to play it on the Amiga CD32. This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 163
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This basically looks like an elaborate inside joke between friends that somehow ended up in the hands of the public.
*my name’s not Shane kid!*
I was thinking the same thing, like a group of guys made a game entirely based around a shitty john wayne impression
It looks like a Democrat impeachment hearing.
Got to admire the fun they must have had, even if the game sucks.
But it literally isn't, this game was made in '92, you just can't enjoy games before 2000. No way. It ain't even that bad for a 1992 game. I wonder why it even came into recommended.
I heard the working title was Brain Dead Redemption
Winner
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Brain Dead Redemption 2
Brain bread redemption
And the joke of the year goes to
This game is unironically hilarious.
The "do you have the time" joke is one of my favorite things in any game ever.
Do you have the right time old man
“Plays ear splitting music that can be heard throughout space”
No
I don't get the joke
@@mdragarg it's a reference to For a Few Dollars More
@@justisolated5621 aka the best spaghetti western series
1000th like
You know he hates it when he throws out the special effects and actually burns it
Yes
Hehehe well said
Like the Sega 32X.
Oh, but he has like five of those though.
I assume he had to get more than one CD32 to make one working one. And the destroyed one was the broken parts left over.
It was like back in the old days when he destroyed games and consoles
**shoots kid into the void**
“My name is not Shane”
Kid
THE END
COME BACK, KID!
Kid
@@Sh0tgunJust1ce Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaiiiinnnn!
So...the correct ending was actually getting back on the train and blowing that kid away?
That's deep...
Stranger “Mah names not Shane, kid!”
It goes back into a perfect circle, as in the circle where you never really waste too much of you're life on this game.
This is some real Christopher Nolan sh!t.
*Pop*
@Sunny Mitten Pepperridge Farm remembers...
How could he not show the hilarous death scene, where the protagonist pulls a book out of his pocket and says: “Just one more page and I could have finished this book.”
Probably wasn't worth it.
what game?
@@amostlypeacefulmassshooting this one.
@@amostlypeacefulmassshooting This one
@@amostlypeacefulmassshooting This one.
"It blows my head clean off!"
Well, in Clint Eastwood's defense, he did say that was what his gun would do.
i hate that i had to read your comment to finally get the reference.
Game's apparently nothing but obscure references. It really is an intentionally bad game, it just disguises it too well.
@@Nyerguds and probably some inside jokes between friends too if the line "my name is not Shane" and the spinning train in space aren't obscure references to some movies
@@plague_doctor0237 No, the Shane thing was apparently indeed some kind of reference.
@@Nyerguds oh, where is it from?
"Got the right time, old man?"
*Long pause*
"No."
That was genuinely hilarious
If only Lee Van Cleef were alive to see this stunning tribute.
That's a reference to for a few dollars more
It glitches a bit when he says it lols.
That was genuinely creepy. What's with that terrifying picture of the little girl inside the locket? It looks like something out of the Ring.
The music was funny not the exchange
Just realized the "my name's not shane" scene foreshadows the twist in the end. Pretty smart for a stupid game like this.
Would’ve made more sense if he called him Bob tho lol
Then again the weird pattern of people calling him names that he doesn’t have
No. Is actually a reference from the movie Shane
@AAB
It could technically be both
I didn't hear him say Shane strangely. Instead I heard "sane" as if he was jokingly saying "My name's not sane, kid" Which would make more sense since he shot the kid after saying that, then rode a train into space. I never saw the movie Shane, so that's not a reference I would've understood even if I did hear it properly. I guess either word would work, so they at least had that going for them, but wow, what an intro.
but they thought his name was billy bob
The deadpan humor in this game is just beautiful LOL
Yes it is.
This game was ahead of his time. It feels like literal monetized shitpost.
I understand now. Until you choose to either get back on the train, you are simultaneously both Billy Bob and Shane, but also neither of them. If you choose to get back on, you are confirmed as the evil Billy Bob, who shoots a child. If you choose to get off, you are the innocent and heroic Shane.
Please stop. You're making genuine sense out of this game, and that scares me 😆
*Not-Shane 😉
A thought occurs
Evil Eb has been waiting for Billy Bob for that old fashioned western showdown, but instead gets the protagonist of this game. But Billy Bob is nowhere to be seen in this game. So what if . . .
The "Billy Bob" in this game is the same from Action 52? Maybe the reason Billy Bob isn't in this game is because he's stuck in the abyss that is that second screen of his A-52 game?
Schrodinger's cowboy
@@paulybfromda303 Fair enough.
ACTION 52 CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
Literally lost my shit when the character just stares into space as his drink goes flying by into a wall.
the sound effect is the cherry on top
I lost my shit when his head gets blown clean off, nerd points out no blood, cuts to the squashed spider... as soon as the flattened spider came on screen I was no good!
G i v e m e a d r i n k b a r t e n d e r .
Did.. did you find it? Your shit?
xebek 7:37
The sad part about CD32 is the AGA chipset is actually super powerful and had the potential for so much more.
I seem to recall that most Amiga AGA games were outclassed by console games on the Genesis and SNES. The benefit of the Amiga was you could do computer stuff on it, like BBS, which is why this abomination should never have been made.
machines like A2000/A3000/A4000 were great for "serious" work...2D/3D graphics, video (via the Video Toaster), music making, etc.
games...not so much
7:36 the sliding the drink across the bar scene is hilarious to me. The way your character just blinks at you is comical.
Fun fact: If you try to play “Castlevania:Symphony of the Night” in a CD player, Alucard yells at you, then plays a techno remix of a Castlevania song. True story.
Nice
It’s known as track 00 titled Bonus, it’s pretty funny
its true. i was the cd
@@finn_7951 Are you a DVD now?
@@finn_7951 How it feels like inside a CD Player?
This game is a shitpost. No question
Who are you quoting?
Crack Life?
Jerry Rochester i realized that as soon as the "you got the right time old timer?" scene happened.
Rusty Shackleford 2:10
If it is a shitpost, then dear god it's one of the best games ever made.
"Caramba, that really hurts. Oh I am gonna fall over now, so byyyeee!"
I've got a bullet wound now, so byyyyye...
I thought it was “Caramba, the very heart”
No matter how many times I hear that guy say “I’m gonna fall over now, so byyyyeeee!” it makes me laugh. 🤣🤣
10:53
This game is a masterpiece, unironically. I haven't seen a game reach this level of popularity with intentional bad design.
How do you know that the bad design is intentional?
@@channel5980 When the game takes extra steps to make a situation ridiculous, you know its on purpose.
`getting over it` is intentionally frustrating, does that count
so this is the 12 oz mouse of video games?
Hong Kong 97: Hold my Coca Cola.
Did he just shoot a kid?
The End...
Or so the story goes
Proto! Good to see you, man.
That's a dead kid......yep
"Mah name's not Saaaaane, kiiiiiiiid"
So he murders a kid and ends the game quickly? 10/10 GOTY
I'd love to see AVGN come back to this video and remove "The" from the title of the video every now and then
A lot of people want that for the Bearenstain Beats episode. Just at random every few years swap it to Stein for like a week
3:54 I love how the puke makes a white noise.
"My name's Nutshane, kid!"
--Nutshane
More like, Nutshack
His name is Kid Nutshane
@@acat1473 it's the nutshack!
why sound like "nutshell"....geez!!
Nattshain Keid
Why would you want to play Red Dead Redemption 2, when you can play this masterpiece.
Stebo. Exactly Tony Starch
Just watching the video it's like I'm transported to the old West. I can smell the horse shit and gonorrhea like I'm right there!
@@cult_of_odin gonorrhea don't smell
why would you play this shitty game when you can play dead red demption 2
Yeah I rather play red Dead Redemption 2 and no town with no name
“Do you have the right time old m-“
**intense dramatic music**
*“no..”*
“Another ear splitting hit from the Jester” is a quote that just tickles me pink for some reason
7:29
"Do you have the right time old Ma-"
...
" *N O* "
lol
This must be the only game with 100 000 hours in MS-Paint graphics.
Pretty sure Mike Matei has it beat with Mario Paint when he did all of those Ninja Turtle drawings.
You don't give Microsoft paint enough credit
MS paint AND sketchup lol
He used the LJN video art console for the game art
What do you think the paint can is for?
RIP Charlie Watts, one of the finest creations you made throughout your life
Wrong Charlie Watts - I’m still here!
RIP
@@CharlieWattsUoP question. Who’s The Jester?
12:18 Rock Paper Scissors joke had me literally I'm stitches, I'm crying.
My dad is actually the guy who came up with the idea for the game "Charlie Watts"
Wait are you serious
@@thejman5683 dude he is joking Charlie Watts is a guy not a game are you making a dumb joke or are you serious
Jaimz did he make this as a joke or not?
TheJman5683 no this was meant to be an actual good western game but as you can see it turned out awful
Proof it!
This game feels like a newgrounds game from the 2000s
Ultimarx7 7 more like its from the 90’s
Comparing it to Newgrounds is an insult to flash games everywhere
@@monolith253 You clearly haven't seen the bottom of the flash game barrel, this would fit right in with early newgrounds games
@@seanmadson8524 damn straight, I remember playing flash games that looked like floppy disc screensavers
There are plenty of a actually good Flash games
5:38 RIP Charlie Watts
“Another ear-splitting hit from the jester “
I lost my shit when the bartender slid the drink and not shanes stares into space as the drink hits the floor
**Shoots you into space**
*shoots to void* my name's not Shane kid
*Goes into space*
Void shoots kid into Shane.
🗯 my names not Shane kid!
Gimme a drink baaaar tender...
The graphics look like they were made on MS Paint. How appropriate, considering you need a paint bucket to make the console work.
I had the exact same thought
Probably Deluxe Paint on the Amiga
Real life paint bucket tool
Wouldn't be surprised if they were
I.M. Meen was done in paint
Was Deluxe Paint. 3. Not even 4. This mean no lighttable and a LOT of move command frenzy. Badly used too.
5:25 my favorite part for some reason
Remember, real men don't need instructions
@@sajotoca3603 I like how he said the town with no name more like the instructions with no words
1:24 proves it. AVGN is a scientist!
"Get back on the train"
*MEGA BUG MURDER*
*KID MURDER*
*SPACE TRAIN*
*END*
END
THE END*
Spiders aren't bugs, you idiot
HE SHOT A KID?!
The best ending in video game history
"Carumba! I'm really hurt! Oh, I'm gonna fall over now so bye!" XD 10:50. That one always got me!
R.l.P
Charlie Watts
1941 - 2021
"Oohhh no. What a time to discover I have a hygiene problem."
_"Oh no...this waistcoat is ruined!"_
"Aye carumba. That really hurt. I'm gonna fall over now, so byeeee..."
“My names not Shane ya kid”
"Dang! That's torn it! Eurgh!"
More like
O o o h n o. W h a t a t i m e t a d i s c o v e r I h a v e a h y g e i n e p r o b l e m.
God, i lost it when he put the bucket back on the system after he burned it. 😅
I know!!!!!!! I laughed my ass off when he put the bucket.
@@johneygd well, now they're even more rare
Hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken , fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle , fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha, same! Great ending!
Same!
R.I.P. Charlie Watts
Grande mestre da bateria.
14:31
Experiment
: Flamethrower vs CD32 (BONUS)
"Oh boy, what a time to find out I have a hygeine problem"
Best line of all
-Nutshane
🤢
Remember, even the Nerd puts out his fires before he leaves.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
I’ve been through the desert to the town with no name, It felt worse than torrential rain. In the desert, you find the town with no name, cuz there ain’t no one but the Jester to blame.
R.I.P. Charlie. You will be forever missed.
What an elaborate way to write off the purchase of a flamethrower as a business expense. Brilliant!!!
Not a flamethrower
@Deenie Beenie not a flamethrower
@Deenie Beenie boomer
@Deenie Beenie libtard
@@auggiecunningham Basically a flamethrower.
This game should be used for YTPs
Some YTP's based on The Town with No Name were already made.
maleeha hassan how about this for a YTP: Shane has no name
It kinda looks like zelda and hotel mario. So yea. Could be used fpr YTP
it should
Here's an idea: "The Town with No Game."
14:00 If you watch closely you'll see that Nerd is not actually shooting because ther trigger on the bazooka is on top.
James really got one of Elon Musk’s “Not a Flamethrower” flamethrowers for a Nerd video. Tremendous
Todd Howard: "We won't let you kill child NPCs in Fallout or Skyrim! That's cruel!"
This Random-Ass Game: "My name's not Shane, kid."
Fine, fine, Skyrim 4 will have killable children! Now buy more Atoms >:(
Nice
Entertainment for all ages.
Entertainment of all ages
House of the dead 2 lets you shoot a kid
It’s basically Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties but in the Wild West.”
Cowboys Don’t Wear Ascots
Fred Jones: *triggered*
Yes
Or Shanes Don’t Shoot Kids
ＴＲＩＧＧＥＲＥＤ
"Mom, can we have Red Dead Redemption 2?"
"We already have Red Dead Redemption 2 at home"
Red Dead Redemption 2 at home:
it has been written like 20 times here already
@@Zontar82 what's one more time gonna hurt lol
@@MarciusWhithood your avatar has been used like 20 billion times already.
@@MarciusWhithood unoriginality, maybe?
@@legrandgougoulilumine6940 that too as well
6:15 "Where we're going, we don't need rails!"
“My name’s not Shane, kid”. Iconic.
My names not shame and I ain’t lame, kid.
Wait a second...
Billy Bob...
*Flashback to 2009*
Action 52:
Billy Bob...
HOW DARE YOU. 🤣
Sweetness Jonesy it was a warning...
Billy Bob can F himself. He can hit the air so hard he could die from it, not the outlaw I could imagine to be the Archenemy of Evil Eb.
So I learned this a while back: the reason they put the warning to not play the CDs in a CD player, even though it doesn't really seem to do anything at all, is because CD players made after CD-ROMs started to become a thing have some kind of a modified DAC or something that makes them discard data tracks so they _can't_ damage your audio equipment. CD players made _before_ that (which would mean they have to be really old) don't have that protection in place.
6:15
I must go now, my planet needs me.
"Not-shane then died on his way to his home planet."
When is he getting to the fireworks factory!!??
Shouldn't it be the priest from the church scene saying that
You uh....ya gotta beautiful home here.
10:06 That horse reminds me of the brain damaged horse from Family Guy.
Me of the horse costume in adventure time
That horse is wacked out with poo brain
Rather reminds me of South Park.
Has whacked out poo brain*
Peter the horse is here.
7:36 - Me trying to flirt with girls
The whole jester thing cracks me up, been coming back for his brilliance for years now!
This game is hilarious.
I didn't think I would find you here
My names not shane kid
"Well I don't say that interanera closing tie"
it's a master piece
"Do you have the time,old man?"
*ear splitting organ plays*
"no"
That "For a few dollars more" cutscene was so out of nowhere
No
E
8:10 That singing 😂😂
10:25 The way he explains this, made me laugh more than it should have! 🤣
I’m surprised he actually destroyed it, it goes for like $1000 on eBay.
Not the 2nd time
Lol the money he makes he could buy 10 of them
I'm guessing he had a broken one and destroyed it instead.
I hate it when he destroys stuff, broken or not.
The one he destroyed looked like cardboard
Not even kidding:
I can't call a "bad game" to a game that made me laugh so much, is hilarious. I just can't call it bad :)
[:
like bee movie or shark tale, I guess
its basically the room of video games
You can. What you describe is called "Guilty Pleasure"^^
You know it is bad but you still enjoy it. And it is ok^^
@@mrpersoonman nah bee movie was just bad
This game is Charlie Watts's hidden legacy.
RIP Charlie Watts
Blacksmith: "This is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head (CLEAN) off...
Clean = No blood.
I'm pretty sure that was the reference they were going for.
The Cigarette guy: "You gotta ask yourself one question... 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well!? Do ya... punk?"
It's hilarious that the nerd quoted the line almost verbatim without realizing what the reference was
Maybe he should have spouted water.
“You have the right time old m-“
*20 entire seconds later*
“No.”
a masterpiece
13:30 Might that be the Billy Bob from the Action 52 -game ”Billy Bob”?
Or did he mentioned to say "Billy Bob Tendly" (can't remember he's third name)
@@freddyfazbear29470 Tanley
@@Aj61406 Thanks
13:29
When you order
Red Dead Redemption 2
at Alibaba.
Or at wish
Is this a haiku?
@@rzeka I have no clue what a Haiku is. When I looked it up, I got even more confused.
@@sosasees Well somehow you wrote one, almost.
@@rzeka i too didn't know what Haiku meant and thought you were referring to the volleyball anime
Takeshi's Challenge.
That is all. He needs to do an episode on it. Maybe as the 170 episode milestone or something.
7:58 He sounds like Yogi Bear.
He just actually used a flamethrower!?
Kid: *gets Guy's name wrong*
Guy: "So you have chosen... death"
djshksajllajkalfjkojikigidoq mlsok mshgfg
his name's not shane
His name was "nutshane keed"
Saruman reference ?
Now I know where rockstar got the idea for red dead redemption from...
9:21 *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
13:48 Nerd's final message with the Amiga CD32
Unnamed protagonist: **kills a spider with more blood than the amount that a surgeon has to see, kills child, tells the dead child his name isn’t Shane, and rides a train into hyper-space**
_JUST A NORMAL DAY IN “NO NAME TOWN”_
Comes to town.
"NOPE."
Gets back on the train and leaves.
THE END.
I snorted
Where does the guy go?
Do these cutscenes remind anyone of that TH-camr named PilotRedSun? You know, that guy who makes wired animations like the pringles one?
It definitely has Wain Stop vibes (a group of weird MS paint style animators iirc)
12:51 What I came here for.
A game called The Town with no Name comes with the Instruction Manual With No Texts...
brilliant
10:50
*Caramba, that really hurt. I'vegottafallovernowsobyeeee...*
Thanks!!! I needed this comment!
Hilarious!
*Zippy Zeke,*
*On the other hand is a bastard and a half.*
*Oh dear! That wasn’t supposed to happen!*
That’s another good one from the game
This is the greatest fucking game of all time.
"Oh, I am gonna fall over now, so byeeee!"
R.I.P Charlie Watt
15:22 You just destroyed a very valuable product...
....
That Paint can would've been for good use.
Right??? Think about all the other crappy game consoles it could have stabilized...
Lolno, that thing can burn. 🔥
Come on the paint can dod not be used with the shit
Imagine how much thinner we could bathe
Nah but the CD32 is actually a decent console
Kid: Come back Shane!
**Shots kid**
Not-Shane: My name's not Shane kid
**Train engages Warp Drive**
The End...
Definitive best ending to any game
I wanted that creepy kid dead through the whole movie. Scrappy-Doo-ish bastard lol
It´s a piece of art, I need to purchase the MS Dos version xD
Best ending ever!
You should see the Easter eggs and credits from the long play on youtube. Pretty dank.
Shoots*
this is like newgrounds before flash games were a thing
Rip Charlie watts
So a kid gets his name wrong and gets shot, Evil Ed gets his name wrong and they go have a drink?
The kid wasn't old enough to drink.
@@me8751 I don't think there were age limits like that in the 1800's. Anyone could grab a drink in a saloon. :P
"for Fred Fuchs sake!" that's brilliant!