I played the worst game ever made so you don't have to
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ส.ค. 2021
- I played the worst game ever made so you don't have to. You know, you really owe me after this.
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I say this with full confidence, this is the only game where the protagonist shoots a child and then goes to space. Truly, a unique masterpiece ahead of its time
I'll make another game where protagonist shoots a child and goes to space so your comment will be false 😎
Never played skyrim huh
@@banaanzxcvbnm The best wild west game will always be Skyrim
@@hulksmash3429 the best? It's the only we all know red dead was about fairy girls finding friends through dance
@@Ivan8 Sigma mindset.
"You have the right time old man?"
'Long dramatic pause with very intense music'
"No."
hagrid
Like straight out of an anime.
It’s a reference to a Clint Eastwood movie For a few dollars more
@@JaBone9541 and it's an amazing movie, might I add
@@JaBone9541 I see you too are a person of taste
After finding people with 0 voice acting experience, the voice acting direction for this game was like: 'Yeah can you mumble those lines as incoherently and as far away from the microphone as possible? Don't worry we'll play super loud music over it too'
* after finding person with 0 voice acting experience.
It's like they're really shy
I doubt they even looked. An indie studio back then making a short game, they probably couldn't afford it.
I bet like they got some people on the street
@@hell.png.sounds like a British game, and being from here and having made amateur projects (which even top games basically were back then) I fully believe they just had the devs working on it and their family and friends to voice it.
Hence the bad American accents or even just completely British accents on most of the characters.
I unironically believe that Town with No Name is a masterpiece. I feel like the devs 100% knew what they were making and went all out on it.
Idk I think the voice acting is just a little *too* bad to be satire.
@@cbplayz2374 I disagree. I think the devs themselves just aren't voice actors and decided that there was no reason to hire good voice actors, so they did it themselves. Doesn't mean the game isn't satire. But that's just my opinion.
@@cbplayz2374 It's very obviously satirical.
@@cbplayz2374 dude the train went into space and the long pause for the watch with a subverted answer was like watching Monty Python. It’s def satire lol
When was this game made? It just reminds me of a fairly standard Sierra point and click adventure game from back in ye olden days. Those games made absolutely no sense and the only way to progress was to figure out precisely what blend of weed the devs were smoking so you can enter the same mindset. Maybe that was the dev's goal for this game?
I constantly quote the line from this game: "To be perfectly honest with you, I'm a bit annoyed at the situation"
HAHAHAHAH
I’m stealing this next time I accidentally shoot a bird that dives at and kills a man
Same but on accident.
I always quote “A lot of weather we’ve been having recently” and “It seems my deodorant has just failed”
Particularly I like quoting "Caramba! That really hurt!"
I watched a playthrough of this game while badly sick with the flu, a experience I would recommend to anyone else who finds themselves delirious
Hagrid.
Would probably be pretty nice while high
I was having an absolute terrible day until I seen this.
@@NorthernGreenEyes hope it gets better
Hay how did you know what i was doing right now lmao
If Arthur Morgan had said such an iconic line like "it seems my deodorant has just failed" then I'm sure the game would have ended different
Micah would have died from the stink💔
There’s an old western movie called Shane where at the end the boy is calling his name. That’s why he says that at the beginning lol. There’s actually a lot of funny references to old westerns. Including the way they’re speaking like an old 70s film, the way they always sound quiet. Really funny game
This game has it all, top quality voice acting, revolutionary graphics, incredible writing, Clint Eastwood, AND Lee Van Cleef
hagrid
All it’s missing is a score by Ennio Morricone
Nobody's steely like Lee Van Cleef.
Yeah man. 2 legendary actors star in this game!
Looks more like lee van queef tbh
"Want to play some Red Dead?"
"Haha no thanks, I only play real cowboy games."
"mom can we have red dead?"
"no we have red dead at home"
red dead at home:
I like how the spider is still smiling after being crushed twice, truly optimistic
The funniest thing about this is the fact the whole game sounds like it was voiced by Kevin.
I’ve never seen so many shades of brown in my life
Hagrid.
Your pfp looks like among us, just thought I’d let you know
50 shades of brown and a little bit of pink...
GTA 4
@@kimarna Nah, that was just grey.
This game feels like a complicated and symbolically prophetic dream
I just love how the voice acting seemed to get even worse during the ending, as though the person doing the voice just gave up on life after reading the resolution to the story.
The art design down to the voice acting plus the massive open world and amazing story I'ma give this game a 10/10 and I will forever remember the anguished last words of my character "Darn" so poetic
"do you have the time, old man?"
A WHOLE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN LATER
"no"
Me irl tbh
He was trying not to cry because he lost the world winding knob and would never have the right time again (except twice a day)
Definitely nothing to do with the pic.
Time stamp please?
@@antonizajkowski9698 10:53
@@antonizajkowski9698 th-cam.com/video/0JPnR7C8mZQ/w-d-xo.html
The town with no name is the funniest game ever without trying to be the funniest game ever
Oh it was clearly trying "My names not Shane Kid"
Hagrid
@@cyberninjazero5659 "Give me a drink, bartender!" *Death Glare*
@@hagrid3348 oh hello bagrid
By the way it was a joke. The game was a joke.
I actually appreciate the "Shane" and "For A Few Dollars More" references. Pretty funny with or without context.
I literally cackled like a horse when dollar bin Lee Van Cleef just dead ass said " n o "
@@hobo-lu-knight Also train of 'once upon a time in the west'
This game is just so fun to watch. That pocketwatch scene is perfection.
this game is a masterpiece and an achievement for humanity, you take that back
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
Ok, I loved the humor this had, but I would have hated trying to play it myself. So thank you Kevin, for your sacrifice on the alter of entertainment!
This really is the type of game that is better watched than played
@@bobmcguffin5706 i disagree
@@gaymermoment okay. The constant restarting would get annoying to me but that might just be a me thing
Guy: *shoots and misses like 10 times*
Kevin: *shoots and misses once*
Guy: "Hah, you missed me!"
"This wastecoat is ruined" i swear this game has the funniest lines
This is one of those games where I immediately thought of Kevin when I first found out about it. This game is legendary for being one of the best "bad games" out there so his reactions no doubt are going to be amazing.
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
Kevin having the audacity to be confused by the grim reaper suddenly appearing after he's killed all those sims over the years ...
I love how he just says "No" and then there's no explanation
Day 1 of letting kevin know that we each draw a card from the top of the pack and look at it the objective is to have a high card the person who drew second can swap cards with the person who drew first, the person who drew first can then
put his card at the bottom of the pack and draw a new one from the top. when both players have had a chance to change their cards they compare to see who has the highest card.
I love how the instructions were a completely different voice
This is so confusing and for WHAT REASON????
When the MS paint graphics are the best part of the game, you know you are in for a good time.
(late as feck but) i believe the graphics were likely done in Deluxe Paint for the Commodore Amiga, which has been used for low-budget animation productions like Dingo Pictures & i suspect Zelda CD-i FMVs, and it's time-appropriate too. Paint(brush) for MS-DOS didn't support colour at that point :)
I love how 30 seconds in there's already a dead child
Hagrid
They had Kevin in mind when they made it..I'm sure of it.
@@hagrid3348 omg you have 1k+ comments on this channel. That's crazy
@@Angga-ew1mh just spreading the joy of hagrid
@@Angga-ew1mh I think it might be a bot
I didn’t know Kevin wrote, produced and stared in a video game - based on his own life and experience moving to Spain.
Funny you should say that since a lot of spaghetti westerns were shot in Spain.
@@derick1618 Hilarious, in fact! I'm utterly slain. Coincidence? Spain? Slain?
Yes.
The voice acting in this game is top notch 😂, and the characters remind me of something out of Horrible Histories 😂😂
More like Drunk History 🤣
The worst game ever made? No no... This is a masterpiece!
Indeed!
Everyone who watches AVGN or Brutalmoose knew what's coming, but that makes Kevin's reaction even funnier.
Love AVGN.
Thank you for this, I was wondering where id seen this before 😂 I dont even think it was the BrutalMoose video of it but it'll appease my nagging wonder 😂😂
Edit: just looked it up, it was the Brutalmoose video of it lmao
Two meh youtubers.
Brutalmoose! That was who I saw it from, thank you for reminding me
And retsupre
1:26 Kevin is actually a military genius he knew shooting the vulture would end that way
The Town With No Name is such an amazing game. I've seen every cutscene a million times and I still laugh at them, especially some of the death dialogue like WildCard McVee's "This waistcoat is ruined! And it's gone right through the shirt!"
I love the direction for this game! The story and art are phenomenal, not to mention he voice acting that gives me the funny feelings every time I hear it! I give it a chef’s kiss out of 10!
This game is a cult classic. It was also made as a joke by the way.
Could be guessed
Could've fooled me lol
I unironically love this game, it’s such a gem
Whats the name of it?
@@0a260 it’s called “The Town With No Name” :)
2:33 Holy shit - when I die, can they please put "you are here" on my headstone
Is it Opposite Day by any chance? Because this looks like a masterpiece sculpted by gods. Albeit I’ve not watched the video yet, it’s subjective I suppose.
It’s the town with no name
Dem graphics
You have to see a few spaghetti westerns to understand how close this guy got to actually create a game that has the same shenanigans as those movies.
Especially the first telegram with 'nasty ned' was typical.
Yessss someone gets it. I literally cackled when dollar bin Lee Van Cleef opened the pocketwatch and... nothing happened. You'd have to be a diehard fan of spaghetti westerns to get that
@@hobo-lu-knight Also, the 'come back Shane' is directly from movie called Shane, which protagonist looks alike this nightmare of a game
This to video games is what the room is to movies. Literally masterpieces
It has that vibe of when you're a kid trying to make silly cartoons out of anything you have to hand on your parent's computer (usually Paint and Windows movie maker in my case lmao). It's a masterpiece
@@Zulf85 it really is a master piece. Why is it not more popular?!?
13:29
i can just imagine Kevin saying in his last video instead of "Goodbye for now" he says "Goodbye Forever"😔
“A lot of weather we’ve been having lately” bruh
Me every time I try to start a conversation.
@@mewtuwa same
If it's called The Town with No Name, doesn't it technically have a name?
😳😳😳👁👄👁😳😳😳👁👄👁😳😳😳👁👄👁
No
┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
@@NorthernGreenEyes hey friend, how are you
You are under arrest.
I love how the game looks like it was drawn in ms paint.
It's beautiful!!
It definitely was!
It certainly gives off those BEAUTIFUL Hotel Mario and Zelda CDI vibes.
(late as feck but) i believe the graphics were likely done in Deluxe Paint for the Commodore Amiga, which has been used for low-budget animation productions like Dingo Pictures & i suspect Zelda CD-i FMVs, and it's time-appropriate too. Paint(brush) for MS-DOS didn't support colour at that point :)
The Shane joke is from a movie called "Shane." It's a pretty good Western.
This is what the screen shows when you get a strike in bowling
Just this entire 13 minute video every time
Kevin may be saying sorry to us for playing a weird game but deep down we all love seeing him suffer
Hello 1
"I had enough before we started I just didn't know it yet!" ICONIC
This game is an absolute masterpiece, so original and new, I can't believe how graphically realistic
Not even a minute in to the video and Kevin is already killing children
Hagrid.
I love that the npcs all look either too 2D or too 3D
I feel like this games art style is a perfect example of “tools don’t make the artist” because it still has amazing use of perspective and good anatomy. It just looks like it was drawn in ms paint but it works so well
This game looks like something my brothers made after taking a programming course in 1996
Now that I looked into this game, I think we had this on our family computer in the early 90's, it had a weird familiarity to it lmao. I remembered the drink glass scene so vividly.
The Town With No Name is an absolute masterpiece
This game is from the 90's? I thought it might've been but also had a suspicion that this wonderful masterpiece was recent.
As a Harry Porter game franchise fan, A Bean sound effect should be used in 5:10 situation. It's intolerable.
Right? I was really surprised not to hear Ron. Maybe he was busy sleeping.
Day 13 of asking Kevin to finish the Desperate Housewives game
Hagrid
lmao plzzzzzz yesssss
This has the same energy as "When you play an RPG for the first time" lol.
4:03 and god was so impressed by how realistic that dialogue was that he took the priest to heaven, amen.
"It seems my deodorant has just failed."
After watching Kevin for years now, I can assure you that every game he plays is the worst game ever made.
hagrid
@@hagrid3348 yes... a majestic mountain you are [edit: you are]
the intro lasted only 5 seconds :( I just kinda miss the old intros where we feel like we're sitting down and watching kevin play a game
I firmly believe every element of this game was purposeful and they’re clearly trolling the player 😂 definitely ahead of its time in being bad on purpose. BTW anyone who wants a SUPER comprehensive playthrough/explanation of this game check out BrutalMoose’s review of it!
god it's so great to watch someone so baffled it's amazing
"have you seen my pet spider?" "oh no I stepped on that spider" JOEL HAVER IS THAT YOU?
"is the game broken or is this meant to happen?" yes
I just finished watching a playthrough of "Red Dead Redemption 2" for the first time yesterday, and that's the vibe I'm getting here. It's like low-budget, highly contained RDR. ;)
"Do you have the right time, old man?"
Old man existential crisis kicks in.
"Can we gat Red Dead Redemption II?"
"No we have Red Dead Redemption II in Spain"
Red Dead Redemption II in Spain:
Kevin REALLY should start including the game title in the video, I dont know why but there seems to be a trend where he's leaving out the title of the games and I wish he'd put them in somewhere, title? Start of video? End of video? Description? At least somewhere, by god! Just tell us what the dang games you're playing are!
i love that people feel the same way! it's so annoying
As much as I love Kev, yeah the lack of a game title can be quite confusing and annoying
That being said, if anyone is wondering, the name of the game is The Town with No Name
I agree. It needs to be SOMEWHERE.
It seems to be a trend on TH-cam as a whole, but yeah it’s pretty annoying
It's a general TH-cam thing and I think it's a way to get more views, since people are more likely to click on the video because of the mystery of what the "Worst game ever" actually is. It might also have something to do with the algorithm, I'm not sure. I know that TH-cam doesn't like it when you put numbers for different parts of a series.
That being said, the title should at least be included in the description. You shouldn't have to look through the comments to find the name of the game.
I'm so glad you're playing this game
Hagrid
10:51 is exactly how I remember "For a few dollars more." Right down to the godawful music that plays throughout the whole movie lol.
I was like “wait this looks familiar…” I want a collaboration between Kevin and AVGN
this is actually unironically the BEST game ever made
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 thank you hagrid
Kevin, if you want a truly weird and horrid game, i recommend "Sonic Dreams Collection"
hagrid
@@hagrid3348 hagrid
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5:09 A BEAN
The "do you have the right time" part then long pause and music and followed by "no" is soooo damn hilarious 😂💀 the voice acting is amazing
I love this game. It always makes a splash on events like AGDQ.
What could be worse than the falafel business!
Hagrid .
3:34 “There’s not a lot of people in this town but all of them are musicians”
Dammit Kevin why are you always so funny
YAY! brutalmoose’s video on this is in my “stuff that make me laff” playlist so maybe yours can be too, Kevo lmao
I never realised how much i wanted Kevin to play this.
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 agreed.
With your talents Kevin, *anything* can be the worst game ever.
Hagrid
0:01 Damn we need some anti-aliasing
10/10 the game was immersive and had a well driven story, possibly the best game made. there were a lot of side activities and a unique chain of events to make this game replayable as well
I'm glad we have Kevin to play these crappy games for us to save us the pain Kevin is very kind to us
Hello 2
This game is atrocious and I love it
no worst game ever is 'shower with your dad simulator' - my friend bought me that as a joke and it was exactly how it sounds lol
Whaaat 😂😂😂
Ah, it's not that bad, it's a fun arcade game if you look past the concept XD
I cried-laughed so hard at this. I'm so glad you made this video.
"I played the worst game ever so you don't have to"
Considering how many weird and horrible games he played this must be a wild one
Hagrid
We still can't wait for further pain, Kevin is the definition of bdsm
I can’t believe you’d call this masterpiece the worst gamer ever 😔
Hagrid.
You’re the only TH-camr that makes me watch even the worst and least interesting games 😂 you’re the best you’re my favorite! No matter what you play I watch it from the beginning to the end!
I had that cutscene as my Tumblr header for years lmao glad u got to play it
I always love Kevin’s reactions he is one of the best you tubers ever
Oh yes, I'm glad that you finally played The Town Wall No Name, it's so hilarious for how bad it is.
Riveting story, amazing graphics, stunning voice acting. Kevin always finds these hidden gems
Thanks for making me laugh every day Kevin. I don’t know what I’d do without you
Damn I remember years ago whenever my sister said my name I'd say "My names not Shane, kid" XD
Hagrid.
WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL THE UNDERTAKER ABRAHAM LINCOLN WHEN HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM LMAOO I LOVE IT
Lincoln isn’t a man at this point, he’s a vaguely 19th century man in a big top hat with a beard, preferably wearing black.
Yes he does, lol.
This is something I didn't know I wanted to see but I needed this.
"¡Caramba! That really hurt! Oop, I've got to fall over now so byeeeeee" -some Spanish gang member, 1800 something.