Dorian Pavus Once Said
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- Something I put together for twitter ;)
Most of scenes comes from my own recodings. The rest are listed below:
/ @danaduchy
• Dragon Age™: Inquisiti...
• Dragon Age : Inquisiti...
Zevran version: • Zavran Arainai Once Said
FINALLY heard the famous “I’m too pretty to die” line
Trawling through comment sections in these compilations I find it so interesting to see how different experience people had with the game - whether random or due to choices made in play-through! You see, to me this is something that I heard him say pretty often but some other lines (like one that made me cackle out loud: 'Mountains, cold - let's bring Dorian!') that I haven't heard!
He says it all the time in mine 😂
what really gets me is how he's like. one good hit from getting knocked out in so many of these clips. like yes king your banter is so clever please drink a healing potion 😔😔😔
Rhianyth Warwick Dorian, covered in blood, barely standing: LOOK AT THIS PROFILE
he doesn't die tho lol he always saves my ass and then scolds me i love him so much
Oh I would but our illustrious leader seems to have already drank them all. If only he could be a good little boy and sop getting hit
i usually play a reaver and romance dorian. i think he feels the same there
Almost 6 years and I still love him so much.
adri aráuz I know that feeling well
Right? The greatest character ever!
@@dorianhazel7491 indeed
I've never gotten more attached to a video game character than I did to Dorian.
This man captured our hearts
Giselle: Your glib tongue does you no credit.
Dorian: You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me, Your Reverence.
“My footsies are freezing, thank you.” Is definitely one of my favorites!
Personally heard it first time while doing this vid. I simply almost never take Bull to the party lol but yeah its nice
mine too! i quote it constantly ☺️
Alistar has competition for the King of comedic sass.
Actually I might do Alistair at some point too. Next is Zevran tho!
I wish we could have had Alistair and Dorian as companions together the sass that those two could have
@AgirlnamedMichael that is very true
Or Dorian and Zevran, that'd be funny too. Or all three, the amount of sass would blow Thedas to smithereens.
@@jenniferdunlap2692 Alistair, Dorian, and Zevran in a single game would have the Sass-Power to switch off the sun.
Worth it.
Omg i was playing yesterday and heard the "sometimes the ones you love are also the ones who disappoint you the most." banter.... what makes it even worse is after that cole goes "get out, you are no son of mine." and dorian is like... "yes, like that" and cole goes "he wishes he didn't mean it." LIKE STOP ITS SO HEARTBREAKING
Dorian really has the most touching and heartbreaking plot lines and I just want him to be happy with mInquisitor. He deserves it 😭
@@SoulEaterFan13 I try to create the very prettiest Lavellans I can for him! It’s the least I can do for such a wonderful character! 😉
After I heard that banter, I had to stop playing for a couple of hours. I was NOT expecting for them to randomly claw my heart out.... T-T
@@cussundriakneal9904 oh, I know! I just want to give him a big hug!
@@cussundriakneal9904 I have so many feelings for Dorian 😭
If Dorian and Zevran ever met... Thedas isn't big enough for 2 fun trolls XD
Actually his inquisitor is voiced by the same VA of Zevran. One of my favorite voices in the game.
@@user-ko8el1xt9o I thought I recognized the voice... somewhat.
The “this conversation’s taken a turn for the moronic” is one of the funniest moments for me, especially in context, and is probably the moment I fully started adoring the D-man.
Everything’s all sad and grim and awful, and Dorian’s just there with “*fuck*, you guys are dumb.”
I’ve never heard it before making this vid as I almost never have bull in the party but I agree, it’s great!
Please don't call him "D-Man", that name so very much wants to be misunderstood.
@@jasperzanovich2504 I mean even if misunderstood it’s not wrong either way
Dorian is the best character in this game, if he isn't in DA4 I will riot
let me join you please
@@haruhwa we'll ride at dawn my friend
@@Ana-mp6my yes i'm ready
Would be half a miracle if he wasn't in DA4.
Tevinter is his home after all.
@@jasperzanovich2504 I'll never doubt Bioware's (or any company) ability to f*** up
At 1:47 , if you're romancing Cullen Dorian adds that he really doesn't want to explain to Cullen you died by falling off a tree, which is even funnier trying to imagine that conversation
And you know they’d send Dorian bc no one else would want to deal with Cullen 😭😂
and yet noone mentioned how he found 20 books debating whether divine galatea took a shit on a sunday
“Corypheus peed on the carpet again” gets me every time 😂
They really hit bull's eye with Dorian.
It's not just the sass, it's the intelligence and sensitivity underlying it.
His being quite the eye candy, besides...
Can you love an animated character? Because i think I have a gynormous crush on him.
idraote I support your crush, Dorian is just lovable like that and he’s definitely aware of this 😉
If it makes you feel better, I still have a crush on Fenris ;-;
Dragon Age has made me form an attachment to these character I will never be able to overcome ;-;
It's absolutely normal to have a crush on a character that isn't real...millions do it every day with eejits such as The Kardashians...
Oh my, Dorian is rubbing off on me! 😉🌈
@@LupaDomina hahahahah
That coughing was so fucking melodramatic, I love it.
That’s 100% in character
@@SoulEaterFan13 Oh, no denying it. I bet Ramon Tikram had a field day voicing him and all his dramatic flair 🤣
I love that man so much.
Sharon Boyce you and me both
@@SoulEaterFan13 me 3
i never heard the coughing clip at the end and OH MY GOD ok all of the coughing clips are incredible bc it's so over the top and they're literally all just running around fine while they're acting like they're dying but i love how dorian just. shouts. just "HAU-" ok dude this is why you fill your wineskin with water instead of actual wine when you go into the desert, glad we learned our lesson
He’s so overdramatic and I love it 💖 definitely the loudest cough in the whole company. The inquisitor and inner circle are aghast.
@@SoulEaterFan13 he has to make his displeasure known somehow, and he will do so loudly
every day i fall more love in dorian
We all need a Dorian in our lives. A snooty, self obsessed, smart ass with a heart of gold.
Whenever Dorian says "Haha! I could do this all day!" it brings me joy
Nun: Your glib tongue does you no credit!
Dorian: You'd be suprised at the credit my tongue gets me...
Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Dorian!
No thoughts head filled with memorizing this quotes
The current dislike is from Solas
"Distracted? By my with and charm? I have plenty of both". Agreed
Best flirt
@@SoulEaterFan13 I tried to romance someone else once but Dorian can be a little distracting. "Only a little? I'll show you a little"
@@ACJourney2162 tried doing Blackwall and Solas run but never got far. And if i play as dudequisitor its only Dorian 😂
If DA4 contains a player choice that results in either Dorian or Maevaris dying I will flip my whole lid.
On my first play through currently and this man has stolen my heart
Grace Hopper he has this effect on people. And then you are not able to romance anymore else ever. Enjoy your first playthrough!
@@SoulEaterFan13 This is what happened to me! I’ve got several playthroughs from when the game first came out, and just played the romance with Dorian for the first time 2 1/2 months ago. My favorite has now changed and I’ll be playing make elves forever.
The way I wish this was a series for every character hahaha
I have Zevran one in the making ☺️ maybe there will be more after that one!
"Can't wait 'til my father hears about this. He will shit his smallclothes from shOCK, I wear."
Dorian coughing his lungs out and gasping for air has me DYING LMAO
Just replayed this game. I instantly fell in love with him all over again.
Punished Snake implying there was a time you fell out of love with him? Impossible!
Still breaks my heart when he says "I knew you'd break my heart you bloody bastard" with such emotion ;-;
"-try to not being that drink during my absence.
-...you Ask too much."
I always loved Dorian as a character. He walked away from everything to fight the fight his country would not. He knows Tevinter can be more, he knows it could be magnificent, but is so mired in corruption it will never become that. Tevinter is seen as the source of everything evil and terrible, all our encounters from tevinter in the games showed us this, from the slavers in DA:O, to the slavers hunting Fenris in DA:II. We have never seen anything to change our minds.
Then this magnificent and dashing fellow arrives and is determined to do the right thing no matter what, refuses to let corypheus win without at least one mage from tevinter standing against him. This is a man who is willing to fight to change, to fight for his country - even if it is not what his country wants. Surrounded by corruption and despair he is the one who stood up and said 'no. I will NOT be a part of this.' and it cost him literally everything. His social standing, his family, his country. He is now a pariah for wanting to do the right thing.
Great character. I hope he and his father fix their relationship. His dad genuinly seemed like he regretted what he wanted to do to Dorian, but only realised when it was too late.
I love that I can quote all of these almost perfectly
Me, a borderline lesbian: GOSH I never thought I'd be so exited to play a gay man.
I (a full lesbian) am also very excited to do so
Me another full lesbian: I'll probably never play as a male inquisitor but I make sure that Dorian gets together with Iron bull on every playthrough because he deserves to be happy.
Dorian is the reason I played DAI in the first place
Same!
This video made me fall in love w Dorian even more
So happy to hear this! All the love for Dorian ♥️
And to think this is the same voice as a robot that's dislikes humanity
literally one of the best dragon age characters by far - I'm still soft over the calling crystal he gives you in trespasser
I love this man so much :) Dorian's pretty much always in my party so I hear him say "I can do this all day!" and "I'm too pretty to die!" all the time though. Between that and my Inquisitor shouting "Dorian!" every time an enemy sneezes at him, I fear that we're the annoying gay couple terrorizing Thedas as my party is just done with us 😆
This sounds like your party’s problem. Let them be obnoxious and gay 🎉
We need zevran and dorian to interact
Throw in isabella and you have an unstoppable force
Thank god that the next game is taking place in Tavinter, good chance we met this glories man again.
Well I can die happy now having seen this blessed compilation
Erin Nox thank you but Dorian would want you to continue living
@@SoulEaterFan13 He would, wouldn’t he. Oh well. Another day, then.
Always in my party whenever I play DAI
Dorian actually helped me come out of the closet 10 years ago. He was the very 1st gay romance i had in a game and helped me overcome internalized homophobia to realize being gay is perfectly normal. I will forever love DA:I for helping me be my true self ❤
That is so damn incredible!
I am a trans man and Dorian helped me a lot to come to terms with my sexuality as well. I always had kind of imposter syndrome, because I am not super manly. This whole "my footsies are freezing, I hate being here, I'm too pretty to die" shit could all be me, but I always felt like it wasn't manly enough so to speak. Dorian really helped me understand that there is no point in giving a shit. Be yourself, be awesome and do it with style!
I'm too pretty to die always gets me.
I laugh with tears in my eyes. I wandering how it would sound if Gandalf would say that.
Thank you so much for this gem. Laughed so hard my nose started bleeding and i don't regret it the slightest. Dorian is a gift for all humanity
Полина I’m happy to hear this ❤️
Rammatra brough me here :D
He now just said "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL!!! BEAR WITNESS!!!!!"
I hope he get to see him in Dreadwolf hahaha
I MISS HIM SO BAD OMGGG
Just Dorian casually choking on dust at the end
2:06 the amount of self love there xD
I love him so much. Years later and I still *clutches heart*
the trespasser line still brings a twinge to my eyes
God, I love Dorian. He's one of my favourites! This compilation is a riot!
Thank you!!
i forgot how fucking iconic he is
Funny thing is, I made him an ice mage... soooooo, sorry babe, you'll have to endure the cold. 🥶
Oh no, poor Dorian 😂
Dorian's father once said to him - why are you gae?
And then started elaborating on cucumbers.
Best Dragon Age character !
I will never be tired of him and his sass 😁
this is the best video I've ever seen
Hehe thank you!
He's Zevran's spiritual successor
If Freddie Mercury was a wizard 🏳️🌈🧙
i am concerned that some of your other companions are on life support in a bit of these
edit: i missed dorian being on life support at the end
my footsies are F R E E Z I N G , thank y o u
Dorian was always one of my fave characters. His wit is next level.
He definitely has the best writing and VA only gives him more charm ❤️
Two thinks I now say from this game “Maker” and “Footsies” I’ve never referred to my feet as footsies until Dorian King of Sass entered my life
After so long I👏still👏love👏him and when I play any M inquisitor, it feels like I'm cheating if I romance someone else.
this video singlehandedly just made me replay inquisition again
I love this video but I keep looking at the health bars and when dorian is talking about betrayal I'm like, "HEAL VARRIC HE N E E D S ITTTT"
Can't wait for more iconic Dorian quotes in DA4
When he started to cough in my party I was like: Dude, pal, buddie, are you ok? Do you need someone? Are you dying?
Dorian and Zevran would be the besties of all besties.
That coughing and choking was so over the top, Dorian. XD
I died at the coughing and choking fit. 😂🤣😂🤣
Poor Dorian 😂
I’ve never played whatever this game is but this character makes me want to buy it
Watching this and having no context for anything is about 10 times funnier I imagine
If you're into story driven games I recommend giving it a shot! It's a lot of fun and the characters really bring life to the game. :)
I love this series so much. Mostly because of the characters. Dorian is amazing and exudes so much flamboyant gay energy.
The dramatic coughing gets me every time 😂😂😂
BRUH I love him so much my fav character
Ah I see, you’re a man of culture as well
The sound of him coughing and choking SENT ME 😂😭
Thank you for blessing me with this
Cosmic Waves you are very welcome!
This is the best thing I have ever watched. I love Dorian so much!!!
Thank you! More Dorian lovers, i love to see it ❤️
he’s the best :D
I agree!
I'm a hetero male so at first I just wanted to go for a different female romance each playthrough. But damn, I feel like I might do one more playthrough just for this charming fellow.
Please give him a chance! He's delightful and his romance is very well written.
I did it and I turn gay only to find out that there's no men like Dorian❤
He'd better be in da4 or i will cry
I love this man so much
i'm a straight man, but i always pursue the romance line with Dorian because he has the best one liners
Dorian would be so proud of himself, catching a straight man with his charm
The coughing has me in tears😂🤣😂🤣
"You're going to have to do better than that!"
With all the hours I’ve spent in the Western Approach, I’ve never heard that last one
I'm replaying DAI again so I've been looking at videos.This is so great haha!
Thank you!!
"I can do this all day!!" Is my favorite
iconic ✨
i love this smmm and him
Thank you!!! Also same
The editing here is very high-tier
Thank you so much! ☺️
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
The original Astarion, before BG3
Oh maker I LOVE DRAGON AGE SO MUCH
Iron Bull is my kadan but Dorian is my beloved beastie. I love them so much.