How Close Do You Live to a Nuclear Bomb?

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  • @Pauline__
    @Pauline__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    5:38 Imagine going for a walk and then finding a nuke just hanging there in the branches

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought nukes were the size of a mini rocket. I think only fission boms are like that unlike the fusion ones.

    • @afk-night-ratz6329
      @afk-night-ratz6329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pauline i would touch it

    • @MistyyyYT
      @MistyyyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would run for my life

    • @anti-jhoncoalition5420
      @anti-jhoncoalition5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@afk-night-ratz6329 *KABOOM*

    • @EguenOG
      @EguenOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MistyyyYT i would bring it to our house xD

  • @Allunaatti
    @Allunaatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    Me: loses a phone
    Russia: *LoSeS 40 NuCleAr bOmBs*

    • @Jomijo
      @Jomijo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IdkGoodName Vilius probably not, communication is much better now

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      and that's the Russian federation not counting the nukes the soviets lost

    • @shrom6753
      @shrom6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      America lost nukes two

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      40 is barely anything. Nobody know how many ussr nuke was lost

    • @babboondaboss
      @babboondaboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We actually still don’t know how many the Soviet Union lost, so there could just be nukes at the bottom of the ocean somewhere

  • @3Horus
    @3Horus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14127

    how tf do you lose a nuke. that's a whole new level of irresponsible

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

      Horus How do you accidentally slip a bomber off a carrier?

    • @ImAyeGuest
      @ImAyeGuest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Horus They just explained how some of the nukes were lost. Were you not paying attention?

    • @ImAyeGuest
      @ImAyeGuest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      AlHoresmi Maybe ocean currents were really strong?

    • @sukindiamuzik
      @sukindiamuzik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      AlHoresmi #conspiracy

    • @TJH444
      @TJH444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Horus How does a nuke just casually roll off

  • @epa316
    @epa316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.

  • @Planetyyyy
    @Planetyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    Kid with a metal detector: Mummy mummy I found a
    N U C L E A R B O M B

    • @tpq-rthym4890
      @tpq-rthym4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol

    • @gribbitsgames5455
      @gribbitsgames5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh dear god no....

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What is a nuclear bomb Edit: for some reason everyb ody is taking this seriously like im not a 5 year old i

    • @luismz5409
      @luismz5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Now buy me v bucks or everything will gonna go to the hell*

    • @el_dank_sinatra
      @el_dank_sinatra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      samdisaster 12 please tell me ur joking

  • @twatenthusiast3660
    @twatenthusiast3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    ”I lost my phone!”
    ”I lost my keys”
    *Proceeds to lose a nuke*

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey it happens more often than you think. Oh wait. There it is.

    • @kaylubproductions4517
      @kaylubproductions4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory Let me just bring that with me, sorry about that, you know how it is

    • @zoeissleepy708
      @zoeissleepy708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *sweats intensely*

    • @qymaenjajshelaalgrievous
      @qymaenjajshelaalgrievous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those lost nukes will make a fine addition to my collection!

    • @potatochip5625
      @potatochip5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We lost the bomb on top of Hiroshima and Nagasaki!

  • @aron9941
    @aron9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Imagine seeing a bomb in a tree while going on a run in the morning

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You wouldn't immediately know it's a nuke

    • @Unknown-ht5re
      @Unknown-ht5re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@techhelpportal7778 that’s probably why he said a bomb but I think nuclear bombs are marked but I’m not sure.

    • @Fawaffles
      @Fawaffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JOHN!! You let the bomb out again!!!

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the first thing is
      Im lazy and always are in my bed

    • @DarthKanye
      @DarthKanye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Duif_RS6
    @Duif_RS6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely

    • @Duif_RS6
      @Duif_RS6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @GamerX Not possible. Try and research how to arm a nuclear weapon. It is a very complicated process that will never happen on its own.

    • @noobscoopsies1100
      @noobscoopsies1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Duif_RS6 how about a thunder storm that hit in exact location on the buried nukes on Georgia? Since they are made from metal

    • @Duif_RS6
      @Duif_RS6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@noobscoopsies1100 Still not possible. 😊

    • @pakeshde7518
      @pakeshde7518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..

    • @Duif_RS6
      @Duif_RS6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pakeshde7518 If it was detonated by a wrench, it was 100% armed, which is a whole other story

  • @therago-xm7lg
    @therago-xm7lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    America: loses nukes and makes no big fuss
    My parents: makes a fuss when I lose my shirt at the pool

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did u lose ur shirt!!!!!

    • @bulbobaggins
      @bulbobaggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh I doubt the pilots got away without getting their ass clapped by their superiors

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it

    • @x-iei-x4725
      @x-iei-x4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sp00kq search for years it's gonna get old in years or two waste of time

  • @Karen-zr7ip
    @Karen-zr7ip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    “Ahh. You successfully transported the Warheads. Let me see those”
    “Yes sir”
    “Wait, where are they?”
    “Uh oh”

  • @flyingboi4861
    @flyingboi4861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Countries can always use skillshare to find the lost nukes.

  • @giganotosaurus3087
    @giganotosaurus3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I sure do hope there’s no nuclear weapons that are going to exp-

    • @Auzurialprints
      @Auzurialprints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I literally heard the stereotypical flash bang sound in my head when I read "exp-"

    • @iamtotallypacy6537
      @iamtotallypacy6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel so ho-

    • @thehotdogman9317
      @thehotdogman9317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *plays Black Ops Nuketown end screen

    • @pacifica-51-m-1
      @pacifica-51-m-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Article 5? ~Poland

  • @BlueHawkPictures17
    @BlueHawkPictures17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    "if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!"
    alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are.
    "one located near seattle"
    ........ oh boy

    • @blacktempluh3360
      @blacktempluh3360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      BlueHawkPictures Go north.

    • @thedutchmapper5364
      @thedutchmapper5364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I live in The netherlands

    • @assass1n881
      @assass1n881 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Lets move to Antarcitda, I doubt that penguins are hiding nuclears weapons.

    • @BlueHawkPictures17
      @BlueHawkPictures17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      AssAss1n you never know with the penguins these days

    • @PacoCotero1221
      @PacoCotero1221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when u live in spain

  • @jacksonkelly1993
    @jacksonkelly1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    Hmmm try explaining that to your boss.....
    Boss: What happened to the nuke?
    You: ummmmmm........

    • @missmcphee8859
      @missmcphee8859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Jackson Kelly my dog ate it? ~_~

    • @DJl3iohazord
      @DJl3iohazord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'll take bureaucratic fuck ups for 700...

    • @dubl33_27
      @dubl33_27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well I dropped it when I was carrying it above some fire and it exploded... at least it is what I call a blow job

    • @Davidn1
      @Davidn1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      "Well you see, I forgot the parking brake and it just rolled off the carrier"

    • @kukaczara
      @kukaczara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      -...sir, we've lost the nuke...
      -WHAT THE FUCK, FRANK?! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB!

  • @buddyltd
    @buddyltd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3682

    "The US has lost 11 nukes..."
    How the hell does that happen?
    "Russia has lost 40 nukes..."
    *_HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?_*

    • @mercymainbtw8132
      @mercymainbtw8132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Russia has 7000 nukes we have 6800 nukes

    • @ohdamiable
      @ohdamiable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      someone probably got paid for losing them

    • @CrispsHateMyMom
      @CrispsHateMyMom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I guess they were stolenin 1991 when the USSR had dissolved

    • @raunak1147
      @raunak1147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      buddyltd what I think is, those guys found most of the nukes, but are keeping it a secret

    • @willfragrance
      @willfragrance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They disarmed them so yeah

  • @pef.7926
    @pef.7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like :
    "slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger"
    but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mother of God… I’ll never be rude to truck drivers again.

    • @arthurmosel808
      @arthurmosel808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.

  • @mamadu1968
    @mamadu1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Imagine explaning to your superiors that you lost a nuke😂😂

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Soldier: We.....ahhhhhh.......sir......ahhhhhh....sir we've unfortunately ................lossssst........a nuke 😬😅
      General: Chill, man. 7000>>>1 😎
      Soldier: *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Assuming the General has President Prime minister Admiral General Aladeen's mentality. 🤣

    • @mamadu1968
      @mamadu1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@randomdude9135 Legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mamadu1968
      @mamadu1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@randomdude9135 general aladeen would acuse the nukes For losing themselves and do the kill sign (passes the finger on his neck )to kill the nukes😂😂

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mamadu1968 Yup🤣😂

  • @giorgiiobidze351
    @giorgiiobidze351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    911: 911 whats your emergency?
    me: yeah uhhhhh i have a castle bravo bomb under my bed.....

    • @integer9590
      @integer9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Blyat vadim, i have theoretical 100mt tsar bomba under my bed send help

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@integer9590 VADIM BLYAT

    • @nicocathelot1139
      @nicocathelot1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HELP! I HAVE A FAT MAN NUKE UNDER MY BED

    • @2sadmwamdskmws
      @2sadmwamdskmws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicocathelot1139 yes but, thats only a 1945 nuke, puny

    • @ikill-98
      @ikill-98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicocathelot1139 thats cute

  • @cooldude2251
    @cooldude2251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    this actually makes me feel better since I know I'm not an idiot for losing my keys.

    • @squanchy626
      @squanchy626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? Hugh Mungous

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hugh Mungus wat? Hugh Mungus wat are you sexually harassing me? Is that sexual harassment Hugh Mungus wat? HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU!?

    • @squanchy626
      @squanchy626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, my name is hugh moungous

    • @aussietec9546
      @aussietec9546 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ffs guys

    • @shindinder
      @shindinder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40 likes that means one nuke for evey like... nuke to the face that is...

  • @shftyyx
    @shftyyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What about this: they call it area 51, because that is where the 51 missing bombs are stored.

  • @FartoriuousRex
    @FartoriuousRex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    You forgot to mention all the submarines that lurk in the depths 24/7

    • @SivaKanthSharma
      @SivaKanthSharma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True. I was thinking the same thing. Plus some aircraft carriers too, i guess?

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet

  • @007Kellam
    @007Kellam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died

    • @gwenmillward3860
      @gwenmillward3860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That's the same as me too. I live in South Carolina, in the USA.
      My country was not green and a dot was on my state.

    • @ROBZofficial
      @ROBZofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah, I live just a few hours' drive from the one near Seattle. Here's to hoping nothing happens to it! **grabs a crucifix**

    • @RandomPerson8492
      @RandomPerson8492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.

    • @emergencybroadcastone3885
      @emergencybroadcastone3885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RandomPerson8492 Same here! Let's hope it won't just decide to simply ignite one day! 😂

    • @amedsam1741
      @amedsam1741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      007K I live so close to the one in TEXAS

  • @ethandembitz2398
    @ethandembitz2398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    51 total lost nukes? Area 51? Coincidence? I think not.

    • @vid3964
      @vid3964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ethan Dembitz they probably storage those nukes in area 51

    • @aguilashannon158
      @aguilashannon158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't stress ur empty skull mate

    • @betaryn199
      @betaryn199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @dylanstafford8177
      @dylanstafford8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luis Gonzales I can't tell if your kidding or not and that's really concerning😂

    • @luisgonzales4182
      @luisgonzales4182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Stafford actually I was jk imma just delete my comments

  • @mariannhorvath5145
    @mariannhorvath5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    RealLifeRole: One of those nuclear weapons could obliterate the city that you're living in,
    Me who lives in a village: **coffin dance**

  • @finnmarlow3741
    @finnmarlow3741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    America: I’ve lost 11 nukes.
    Russia: hold my beer

    • @roni6774
      @roni6774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hold my vodka

    • @disrespecc9678
      @disrespecc9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Russia: hold my vodka

    • @memebloodstream9764
      @memebloodstream9764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Voorhees did you not see somebody already post that

    • @disrespecc9678
      @disrespecc9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MemeBloodStream you mean replied to you. And yes I noticed.

    • @RaiineCloudz
      @RaiineCloudz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hold my vodka*

  • @marcopolo2418
    @marcopolo2418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    America and Russia created a nice treasure hunt for Kim jung un for his birthday. How sweet 🎂

    • @flexinclouds
      @flexinclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And those cold war relics would probably still be more effective than his "missiles"😄

    • @nasdfigol
      @nasdfigol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@flexinclouds *Kim Jong Un wants to know your location*

    • @kimjong-un5570
      @kimjong-un5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@nasdfigol
      I already know his location

    • @F1PW5
      @F1PW5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just made my day better

    • @themathn6482
      @themathn6482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/cursedcomments

  • @BirdGod
    @BirdGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    “I live in Canada I’m fine!”
    *I live less than 100km away from the border*

    • @adrianacoslovich
      @adrianacoslovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, there are still nuclear power plants non-the-less, but I guess we do not have thousands of nukes.

    • @mccannfamily1957
      @mccannfamily1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in Canada too

    • @tigerix7883
      @tigerix7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frankyboy1385 ICBM Warfare-Ready Warhead Nukes are not the same as nuclear plant nukes. Canada doesn't have any combative nuclear weapons.

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.

  • @zfroosty
    @zfroosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in North Carolina, im SO glad that they found one and bought land around the other.

  • @marsh2202
    @marsh2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Aye, you sure the brakes are on and you chocked the wheels?"
    "Yep."
    "Then where's the plane that was carrying that nuke?"
    "Ope."

    • @Mr._Griddy66
      @Mr._Griddy66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      real bruh moment

    • @kneaks
      @kneaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herbc

    • @zubin215
      @zubin215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "choked the wheels"

    • @carbon5362
      @carbon5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't know the Navy was comprised of Midwesterners.

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zubin215 no it very clearly says chocked

  • @AugustGreen_
    @AugustGreen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    "A nuke was lost about half a mile off the state of Georgia."
    2020: 👀

    • @sansguerra2265
      @sansguerra2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And they don't stop coming
      And they don't stop coming
      And they don't stop coming

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and the next disaster of the month is........

    • @theepicawesome100
      @theepicawesome100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      don't you DARE give 2020 any MORE ideas

    • @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896
      @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theepicawesome100 why not. If we end humanity now some animals species can survive and be better off.

    • @thewhitejawa
      @thewhitejawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude we already had a big explosion this month all the way at lebanon we dont need another in the US

  • @cwolffe1273
    @cwolffe1273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Don't worry about the Nuclear/Hydrogen bombs that were lost just randomly going off. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a nuclear bomb to accidentally detonate as the fission reaction has to started. But the piece of the bomb that starts the reaction is always removed before transport so they won't go off.

    • @AlexRodriguez-tq9id
      @AlexRodriguez-tq9id 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Noah actually there were some nukes that still had them like the North Carolina one had gone through all the arming process all it needed was the two finger switch and it would've exploded

    • @cwolffe1273
      @cwolffe1273 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good point.

    • @stevenplaysbone8791
      @stevenplaysbone8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rest assured if they did go off, they're going off on purpose.

    • @ProPilotF82
      @ProPilotF82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenplaysbone8791 more like NO rest assurred

    • @arthurmosel808
      @arthurmosel808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True except when carried on nuclear standby, which was the case when almost all US losses occurred; however, the fusing wouldn't be set unless they were actually going beyond the point at which they were orbiting.

  • @babytigor233
    @babytigor233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are

  • @AHungryKidInAfricaa
    @AHungryKidInAfricaa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4482

    At least Africa doesn't have any.

    • @afox1689
      @afox1689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      A Hungry Kid In Africa lucky

    • @kevintheomanharris
      @kevintheomanharris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      South Africa had some until 1989.

    • @Renzo-XIII
      @Renzo-XIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      kevintheomanharris Had? What happened?

    • @kevintheomanharris
      @kevintheomanharris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's Lorenzo It was part of the changes happening with the nearing end of apartheid. Hard to find any specifics why.

    • @MrBugatii12
      @MrBugatii12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Africa hasn't had much of anything...

  • @apocrypha7011
    @apocrypha7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "I lost my book"
    "I lost my keys"
    *"I lost my nuke"*

    • @sansguerra2265
      @sansguerra2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - Taco J. Trump

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oops-

    • @iamwill1088
      @iamwill1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I lost my phone"
      *has a real depression now*

    • @kneaks
      @kneaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **explosion sound booms in the background making your ears ring**

  • @sadnessofwildgoats
    @sadnessofwildgoats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    51 nukes lost? Hmmm [thinks about area 51]
    Its conspiracy time

    • @iberia7376
      @iberia7376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      oh no this comment might get demonetized

    • @tteeem
      @tteeem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!?!?
      I'm safe btw

    • @brianakinfenwa9601
      @brianakinfenwa9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NightWolf 51 nukes from 1945 to 1955?

    • @alexframe4702
      @alexframe4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As soon as I read this comment the X files theme started playing in my head lol Illuminati confirmed

    • @eldrago19
      @eldrago19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coincidence? Perhaps. Conspiracy? Maybe. Hotel? Trivargo.

  • @redbarrelentertainment
    @redbarrelentertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.

  • @Frozo-nt2ky
    @Frozo-nt2ky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Kim Jong un found this very useful

    • @gdjeff8071
      @gdjeff8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oldschool gamer and Lover LOL

    • @yogipawar7406
      @yogipawar7406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bxnkroll
      @bxnkroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao as if he didnt already have access to the same basic info

    • @bxnkroll
      @bxnkroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soinik5249 No. No

    • @ulyt16
      @ulyt16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kim has pined were to shoot their missile

  • @DevanK-rg3td
    @DevanK-rg3td 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    *BREAKING NEWS* the ice in Greenland is melting!
    *BREAKING NEWS* a nuke just randomly went off in Greenland.

  • @pingmann
    @pingmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    The mini heart attack when you can't find these in your pocket:
    Phone
    Wallet
    Keys
    *Nuke*

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Honey, have you seen my nuke anywhere? i think i lost it"

    • @IBobI
      @IBobI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Did you check your bag?”

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kneaks Stolen

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kneaks a bit hypocritical then huh?

    • @Superby25
      @Superby25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tupperware

  • @paruf1sh
    @paruf1sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *laughs nervously in New Mexican*

  • @chocainewithouth4497
    @chocainewithouth4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    This man literally exposed the locations of the nukes with just using a map and words

    • @nomsterdude
      @nomsterdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr

    • @Can_0_Worms
      @Can_0_Worms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’m gonna rob a nuke

    • @awstszvloges5480
      @awstszvloges5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That Day He Was Shot 39 Times Because He Knew To Much

    • @junaidalishahid4255
      @junaidalishahid4255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@junaidalishahid4255 huh?

  • @elijay8373
    @elijay8373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    *Plane rolls off into ocean carrying a nuclear bomb just off the coast of Japan"
    United States: WHOOPSIE
    Japan: Not again....

    • @simokoistinen7470
      @simokoistinen7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Eli The Soviet
      North Korea:
      It's time to throw nets in sea!

    • @vincentemerson765
      @vincentemerson765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eli The Soviet they are disarmed until ready to drop or launch, nothing to worry about, mostly....

    • @frootxjuice
      @frootxjuice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oops, it slipped.

    • @wealthypopcorner
      @wealthypopcorner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Plane got butterfingers

    • @raghunathb402
      @raghunathb402 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eli The Soviet I

  • @Qweluana2
    @Qweluana2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    hahahaha "the nukes are stored in these locations" random ISIS dude clicks on the video "hey, boss I think I found something!"

    • @butareusuretho
      @butareusuretho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Qweluana2 lol😂

    • @presidentforlife1732
      @presidentforlife1732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Qweluana2 this is public information

    • @Qweluana2
      @Qweluana2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I know, but I don't quite know why

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Qweluana2 because it doesnt matter

    • @har10210
      @har10210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TWrecks what if Isis decided to bike one of the operational or storage locations? wouldnt that mean double impact?

  • @davidford4551
    @davidford4551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My dad was born 10 minutes away from a nuke

  • @tomicaguy252
    @tomicaguy252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    4:29
    "What do you mean- I can't eat nukes"
    I'm dying

    • @kimjong-un5570
      @kimjong-un5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shut up

    • @tomicaguy252
      @tomicaguy252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kimjong-un5570 why should i, also never gonna happen

    • @guadalupearias7118
      @guadalupearias7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomicaguy252 NEWS: NORTH KOREAN NUKES DETECTED

  • @luis377
    @luis377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "if you live in these green zones then you live next to no nukes"
    **cuba is highlighted**
    HmMmMmMm

    • @KRS-Two
      @KRS-Two 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @nikitaromanovskis8149
      @nikitaromanovskis8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice one Cuba had bunch of them probs still stored somewhere

    • @forstaken2254
      @forstaken2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's hide here

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KRS-Two u like Stalin now?

    • @KRS-Two
      @KRS-Two 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morrisstudio8372 Ye. We best buds

  • @lkoolkid3751
    @lkoolkid3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Me: *thinks there are no nukes close to me*
    The Video: literally mentions how close my city is to a nuclear base

    • @mrf5459
      @mrf5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.

    • @lkoolkid3751
      @lkoolkid3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrf5459 Did you accidentally reply to this comment?

    • @thatonegentlemen_7039
      @thatonegentlemen_7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mrf5459 mate this isn’t the entirety of the US your talking to there

    • @killabomb3186
      @killabomb3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dude i live in a city that has the highest concentration of nukes in THE WORLD

    • @jaycyclondo
      @jaycyclondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland

  • @luckyt2290
    @luckyt2290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations 🎊! RLL you are now on atleast 17 watchlists

  • @AlltimeConspiracies
    @AlltimeConspiracies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    Thank you so much for collaborating with us. RLL is only going one way and that is UP!

    • @rcddoesgamingzyt5785
      @rcddoesgamingzyt5785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sell outs

    • @Happi-HD
      @Happi-HD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      RCDDoesGamingzYT you do know this is an education channel right? only they're allowed to do that

    • @williamsixsmith1718
      @williamsixsmith1718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why do you pronounce Glasgow ('Glas-go') as 'Glas-cow'??

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture3521
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture3521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in New Brunswick, there is nothing close😁

    • @adamleon9128
      @adamleon9128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well im Californian and i pronounce it as
      ED(like special ed) In (like inn) and burgh ( like burger but with h)
      Ed in burg

  • @person11398
    @person11398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    imagine you just go sea diving and you find a big ass bomb

    • @micahsimmons8478
      @micahsimmons8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I saw one too Ima make that face like your profile pic

    • @Googly_
      @Googly_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Oh boy! Time to nuke my dads house for when he unplugged my xbox!”

    • @noobscoopsies1100
      @noobscoopsies1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your profile pic would be the reaction...

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d hate to be that fish who accidentally triggers it. 😳 Too much responsibility for one fish to handle….

  • @sarahmorrison4331
    @sarahmorrison4331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    When you are going to Savannah for college and all your excitement disappears.

  • @lappenlp877
    @lappenlp877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you realize, that you live very close to one of the red points

  • @jakesummers5469
    @jakesummers5469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "No one knows how many nukes the Soviet Union lost, so yeah, good luck sleeping tonight" -Oversimplified

    • @JanC3381
      @JanC3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Summers oversimplified reference? Oof, there’s a tax for that

    • @vatsal9005
      @vatsal9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JanC3381 dude.......Uncool.

    • @ahpinge2777
      @ahpinge2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blyat

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ahpinge2777 1 word has more likes than the 2 comments above yours

    • @ahpinge2777
      @ahpinge2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lancetheking7524 *_XD oof..._*

  • @zink9573
    @zink9573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    How do your even lose a nuke. I think my blind grandmother could still keep track of where a nuke is

    • @somethingcool7865
      @somethingcool7865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate

    • @emielkaspers5059
      @emielkaspers5059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Preston! Don't you have another settlement that needs my help?

    • @lurxy9997
      @lurxy9997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zink i

    • @Macsk8ing
      @Macsk8ing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fallout 4 is a piece of shit game Garvey, and you sure are one reason why.

    • @Joeyjackson5
      @Joeyjackson5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your moving a nuke over a civilian area and you decide not to put a tracking device on it.... how intelligent *sigh*

  • @mikepro9216
    @mikepro9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    People: scared of nukes
    Me: laughs in Canadian!

    • @ryanramjattan8714
      @ryanramjattan8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a proud Albertan, I am glad since the only nukes in Canada are bears, moose, elk and beavers

    • @mikepro9216
      @mikepro9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanramjattan8714 yay it's a Canadian

    • @amogusyearsago
      @amogusyearsago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Laughs in Finnish*

    • @mikepro9216
      @mikepro9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amogusyearsago Its my enemy...

    • @castroglez1613
      @castroglez1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughs in Mexican.

  • @itzrenzo8960
    @itzrenzo8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Nukes”

  • @seangrindal
    @seangrindal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Um boss..
    Wat?
    I just lost a couple nukes.
    Bitch WAT!??!?!

  • @cjames22dox
    @cjames22dox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    if Canada ever had a nuke and lost it:
    "Sorry aboot that buddy, our bad. Want a Timbit?"

    • @dannyboy1860
      @dannyboy1860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Christopher Doxtator yea sry sry sry we Canadians are sorry wanna play hockey eh lol thank god I live in Canada

    • @pedromars8508
      @pedromars8508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Doxtator So stereotypical

    • @cjames22dox
      @cjames22dox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.

    • @gab2416
      @gab2416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Doxtator That's what I do! Because I'm Canadian... XD

    • @Dright1120
      @Dright1120 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Doxtator people ask me if I'm Canadian because of the amount of times I say sorry

  • @craig1287
    @craig1287 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm guessing that your research for this video put you on a list or two.

  • @dsdy1205
    @dsdy1205 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo.
    The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head.
    I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.

  • @novaleaf1628
    @novaleaf1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I live in a village, not a city so I'm safe

    • @kumaraditya6460
      @kumaraditya6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or r u

    • @novaleaf1628
      @novaleaf1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kumaraditya6460 I do

    • @kumaraditya6460
      @kumaraditya6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@novaleaf1628 I was talking about ur safety from corona

    • @cjwhitmore1881
      @cjwhitmore1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.

    • @applebottomjeans5357
      @applebottomjeans5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Listen here tou little-

  • @yyumanager4709
    @yyumanager4709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    So you're telling me I'm only 12 miles away from a nuke damn fallout 5

    • @grodio9672
      @grodio9672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take cover😂😂😂😂

    • @gamertimefriend1286
      @gamertimefriend1286 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyy lmao

    • @nabzaar
      @nabzaar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right now In holiday im 10km away from one and where I live in England one is 50 miles away

    • @zoeydelia6108
      @zoeydelia6108 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matrix [colt] 🅟🅗🅔🅦 🅘🅜 🅛🅘🅚🅔 ❺⓿⓿ 🅜🅘🅛🅔🅢 🅐🅦🅐🅨 🅕🅡🅞🅜 🅐🅝🅨

    • @mayomaster1134
      @mayomaster1134 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I can find you knowing that info ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @themartian3285
    @themartian3285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    *chuckles * I'm in danger

  • @Sourcemaster1
    @Sourcemaster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16
    Jesse, let's get some nukes in the RV.

  • @ineptpacific5717
    @ineptpacific5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    South Africa on map
    *no nukes*
    South Africa: Sweating nervously

    • @teo.took.40.benadryl
      @teo.took.40.benadryl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RobertoRB - ROBLOX ehhh destroyed?

    • @slexyslex4654
      @slexyslex4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pomorang infact yeah south africa disarmed all its nukes

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or so you thought....
      *X files musics starts playing*

    • @morgistREAL
      @morgistREAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pomorang неугадал

  • @maezaranimations
    @maezaranimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    No nuclear weapons in Luxembourg.
    Could get obliterated by one from any neighboring country.

    • @petersantos6395
      @petersantos6395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MasterCreatorMarcel Luxembourg has its own secret nuclear program and could instantly raze all those countries to the ground if they want

    • @sora64444
      @sora64444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry no one would waste a nuke in Luxembourg

  • @15.509.landon
    @15.509.landon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    apparently I’m basically next door neighbors with a nuke! 😂

    • @aiyanaplourde3837
      @aiyanaplourde3837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @Ironclad1776
      @Ironclad1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same, if that thing goes off, I'm dead.

    • @angelasue221
      @angelasue221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im glad I live in the middle of my state since a bomb was lost near my beach. I think the government said it was most likely a fake bomb for training. So all of the bombs in my state are away from me. Since pretty much all of them are near a beach.

    • @suminarachmadi1444
      @suminarachmadi1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip

    • @k.laixxx
      @k.laixxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm close to a nuke in Wyoming

  • @Laiten
    @Laiten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once you said "truck that is carrying nuclear bomb inside" my alarm went off lol

  • @LumosVeil
    @LumosVeil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "The bombs that have somehow managed to get lost-"
    WHAT THE FUCK!? THOSE BOMBS ARE HUGE. *_HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU "LOSE" A BOMB_*

    • @TechHobbit_
      @TechHobbit_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maria Luz what I wonder is how one managed to get stuck in a tree

    • @LK-gj8mh
      @LK-gj8mh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      (looks inside closet and finds nuclear bomb) What the-

    • @Nobeman2002
      @Nobeman2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Maria Luz The Bigger Question is : How do. you tell your Boss? Hey Boss we lost a Nuclear Weapon
      Boss: You what?You lost a Huge Bomb that can win a War?
      The Person : Yeah pretty unlucky if you Ask me ...

    • @wlcike
      @wlcike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ships and planes get lost and never found and they are under constant radar surveillance

    • @GgrimrodD
      @GgrimrodD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      carelessly crash in North Carolina and drop 2 nukes

  • @rikkowastaken
    @rikkowastaken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    digger:"ahh is nice digging here"*clenk*
    digger:"ohhh a hard thing might be gold"*clonk beep beep*
    digger:"oh shit"
    *BOOM*

  • @justanotherintrovert1012
    @justanotherintrovert1012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    oh crap, I just found out the military base 1 mile away from here stores 65 operational nuclear weapons, RIP

    • @rehan.k45
      @rehan.k45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weekend Gamer R.I.P weekend gamer

    • @ross8565
      @ross8565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weekend Gamer no Weekend for u XD

    • @xmachannel7147
      @xmachannel7147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weekend Gamer that's dope as hell

    • @limiteditemeater8167
      @limiteditemeater8167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      steal the nukes and then threaten someone with them (i would prefer north korea)

    • @gracorossanigo4853
      @gracorossanigo4853 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weekend Gamer rest in pepperoni

  • @elisabethkonig4267
    @elisabethkonig4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austria: has no nukes
    Italy: "aww what a shame! Here well put ours close to you so you can look :D"

    • @WILDM1K
      @WILDM1K 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats american nukes

  • @zirjaeger4037
    @zirjaeger4037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Remember that nuke we had? Well... it's sorta, kinda... gone.

    • @lukemontgomery9683
      @lukemontgomery9683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZIR JAGER well we lost the nuke

    • @CoMP1BL
      @CoMP1BL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well where is it?

    • @CoMP1BL
      @CoMP1BL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh......Somewhere close to a big city called Savannah....

  • @dounome3317
    @dounome3317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    You: hey boss I maybe crashed into a gas station with the nuke
    Boss: are you serious?!
    You: yeah....ummmmm...do I still get payed?

    • @doggyrusev627
      @doggyrusev627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HackerAlien99 sir but there's radiation out there

    • @doggobound3707
      @doggobound3707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he he he hes dead

    • @mr.unknownguy1598
      @mr.unknownguy1598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @mgamer7651
      @mgamer7651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      111 likes :3 time to ruin it

    • @googleduckpro8603
      @googleduckpro8603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PuppyYT dude don't be a grammar nazi

  • @bernestjones9171
    @bernestjones9171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    United states: YOU LOST YOUR NUKES RUSSIA
    Russia: No we lended them to North Korea
    *fallout siren goes off*

    • @woodonfire7406
      @woodonfire7406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Taking a long vacation at Antarctica

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      United States: .....Well sh*t..

    • @jakobr35pect96
      @jakobr35pect96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The world: that’s very sh*t

    • @googledetective
      @googledetective 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bernest Jones
      Lmao! Guess we’re all dead!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U.S : "The fuk!? Are you insane why did you do that!"
      Russia: "Meh, we needed the money."

  • @TDMDK
    @TDMDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes the new collectibles have been unlocked

  • @tunatuna4710
    @tunatuna4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    6:17
    Imagine going scuba diving and finding and then finding a nuclear bomb

  • @ghetis396
    @ghetis396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    6:00 I would imagine we'll be able to find that one pretty soon

    • @Lukethomas2015
      @Lukethomas2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the glaciers will melt, and reveal the milk

    • @JJ-bi5qx
      @JJ-bi5qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lukethomas2015 nuke* cereal

  • @abacyolo5369
    @abacyolo5369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    6:16 what the hell I can see my house lol

    • @mercka4583
      @mercka4583 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      abac yolo
      hahahahaha

    • @erickang1098
      @erickang1098 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      abac yolo lol

    • @aleksanderorzechowski5580
      @aleksanderorzechowski5580 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      abac yolo lol

    • @vortex7102
      @vortex7102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      abac yolo you should be pooping ur pants 💩💩💩💩💩💩

    • @elinrafferty1891
      @elinrafferty1891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, have a nice life I guess lol get the fuck outta there xD

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    North Dakota ain’t so boring after all.

  • @glassowater3900
    @glassowater3900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    What if those bases were actually "decoy bases" and were meant to distract us from the real ones

    • @Dezosion
      @Dezosion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Milo Schwartz While it would be nice to have no nukes in the U.S. it would leave us vulnerable since we could had Mutually Assured Destruction as this is what has kept us of nuclear war.

    • @barackobama6858
      @barackobama6858 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milo Schwartz the u.s is stupid for making bases

    • @zoeydelia6108
      @zoeydelia6108 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jakob Lee 🅞🅞🅞🅞

    • @dragosh3073
      @dragosh3073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      love that the russians dont even need to send spy planes or drones, they can just watch this video

    • @chrrsrpufflrs8630
      @chrrsrpufflrs8630 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      then DANG there smart.

  • @natstudios9362
    @natstudios9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Australian people be like: Meh, its clickbait
    Georgians be like: *ExTrEmE AnXiEtY*

  • @DeathGeco1000
    @DeathGeco1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Imagine being an FBI agent, and seeing OP's search history....

    • @ZeroKelvin440
      @ZeroKelvin440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      where bomb
      how 2 find nuke
      i lost my nuke help
      r/lostnukes
      avoid NSA tap
      how to avoid NSA
      is NSA watching me
      Canada air prices

    • @whitepointstarproductions8905
      @whitepointstarproductions8905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zero Kelvin Russia political asylum how to

    • @hyphenyt165
      @hyphenyt165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Denis Krasniqi a

    • @yuterus7303
      @yuterus7303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm actually crying at that reply, such art

  • @crazyboutferrets
    @crazyboutferrets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woohoo! A new source of anxiety to keep me up all night!

  • @sergeogorodnikov9439
    @sergeogorodnikov9439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I'm sure there are secret locations that are unknown to the public.

    • @user-kw1xu1ub7f
      @user-kw1xu1ub7f 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Serge Ogorodnikov all locations of anything dealing with the Government are secret. It's just not hard to figure out some of the locations. Even I've come across stuff dealing directly with highly classified Government facilities. If you ever see an Aerospace facility or Rockwell Collins place well I'll let you in on a secret. Those buildings have departments that are classified. Aerospace builds parts to all kinds of things from Airplanes to weapons of mass destruction.

  • @umenja6312
    @umenja6312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    How the fuck do you lose _nuclear bombs_??
    Just a little heads up: this is a rhetorical question.

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.

    • @umenja6312
      @umenja6312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep Calm and Call for Fire, it was a rhetorical question, but I appreciate the answer, nonetheless. :)

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      0861 errah 😁

    • @brandonwhite1786
      @brandonwhite1786 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mother Greece obama takes em lol

    • @umenja6312
      @umenja6312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metallic Jewel, okie dokie then.

  • @xRawlins
    @xRawlins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The NC Goldsboro nuclear bomb incident was even more terrifying than that: The bomb they actually managed to recover had been release in exactly the same way it would have been if the crew had decided to drop it over enemy territory. The bomb automatically went through all of it's arming steps to detonate and actually sent FIRING SIGNAL to detonate. The only thing stopping it was a two-position finger switch.
    If the bomb had landed differently or the switch was flipped when the plane was breaking up around it there would have been at least one 4-megaton detonation in North Carolina. That is fucking terrifying.

  • @charlesjarrell2840
    @charlesjarrell2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine the people who lost 11 nukes telling you you’re too irresponsible to own a gun

  • @nadersherif5712
    @nadersherif5712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    usa : we r rlly sorry we lost 11
    russia : *WHATCHA TALKN' BOUT' FAM IV'E LOST 40*

    • @AlfieLikesComputers
      @AlfieLikesComputers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in real life:
      usa: we are really sorry we lost 11
      russia :я не понимаю тебя, мне нужно выучить английский (i don't understand i need to learn english)
      usa: Ждем, что мы знаем по-русски, нам очень жаль, что мы потеряли 11 (wait we know russian we are really sorry we lost 11)
      russia: ЧТО ТАКОЕ РАЗГОВОР О МЫ ПОТЕРЯЛИ 40 ( WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE LOST 40 )

  • @alialrefee2163
    @alialrefee2163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Very smart america very smart.... putting 3000 nuclear bombs near yellowstone is a great idea

    • @MaxVerslappin48
      @MaxVerslappin48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No where near 3000 nuclear bombs at Malmstrom. I know for a fact.

    • @doritomaster180
      @doritomaster180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      luckily that's not how nuclear bombs work xD

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you think that some air or surface burst nukes are going to set off the caldera you really have no idea the forces involved with a real eruption.

    • @pupeEETR
      @pupeEETR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New Mexico is not close to Yellowstone

    • @Johan91NL
      @Johan91NL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nutsackmania he probably means that if yellowstone errupts it will let off the bombs as well. Yellowstone is a huge problem on its own, and then bringing in radition as well (the blast doesnt matter as the eruption is a lot bigger).

  • @WhiteBoydani
    @WhiteBoydani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    How do you lose a freaking nuke like tf it just got up and walked away

    • @LeonidSaykin
      @LeonidSaykin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they already told you a bomber crashed or fighter jet sunk, and they never found it

    • @DeadlyGrub
      @DeadlyGrub 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No they are required to be armed to detonate do you think people would be stupid enough to transport these things without a total of 12 different safety measures 0.o?

    • @Its1vs1Online
      @Its1vs1Online 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Omg Lol Im Dying Of Laughter xD

    • @lagon7830
      @lagon7830 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emilio Well, if you crash into the ocean it's not like you can just climb out of your cockpit, grab the nuke, and swim to the surface. Plus if the nuke was dropped prior to the crash, then finding the planes black box signal still won't get you the nuke.

    • @gamermoment4327
      @gamermoment4327 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel fucking

  • @nightadmin283
    @nightadmin283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 51 nukes is really wait for some idiot guy to step on and then bring us to Fallout game.

  • @timmydirtyrat6015
    @timmydirtyrat6015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    President: WHERES THE NUKES?!?! WE ARE IN A NUCLEAR WAR!!!
    Goverment: *shrugs shoulders* Dunno.

    • @izpulga
      @izpulga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      President: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "DUNNO"
      Goverment: well... (thinks about them blowing up cities) um we kind of... use them all (smiles awkwardly)
      President: (face palms)

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iz pulga *lost them all

    • @DryHotDabs
      @DryHotDabs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iz pulga thanks for killing it fam

    • @ibanezmetal321
      @ibanezmetal321 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah lol thank god that war mongering lying psycopath is on his way out the door. See ya!

    • @MacCoalieCoalson
      @MacCoalieCoalson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chauncey McGuilicutty not one of you fucks...

  • @michaelparton4295
    @michaelparton4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Mom: **tells me I’m really Irresponsible for losing my Apple Watch**
    The TV: **news report comes on and it’s about a military plane losing 2 nukes**

    • @AviorGloria
      @AviorGloria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're irresponsible for buying an apple watch in the first place.

  • @jonahbrooks117
    @jonahbrooks117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Me: lives in Glasgow
    Also me: thinks I'm safe
    RLL: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @alistairmathie7632
      @alistairmathie7632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      also his pronunciation

    • @callmehostile1134
      @callmehostile1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alistairmathie7632 the pronunciation was enough for me to click off the video

    • @olliedwards8069
      @olliedwards8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@callmehostile1134 GlasGOW

    • @lewis5319
      @lewis5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@callmehostile1134 same here

    • @danb2450
      @danb2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Helensborough to be specific 💣

  • @_Ali.
    @_Ali. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:40 “Using a best educated guess we can estimate they are all over the place” the best kind of educated guess right there 😂

  • @georgechn4326
    @georgechn4326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Cool... I'm in belgium in the middle of 9 nuclear bombs...

    • @georgechn4326
      @georgechn4326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IM FKING 83 KM AWAY FROM A NUCLEAR BOMB IN BRUSSEL RIP

    • @thekidsatno80
      @thekidsatno80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      george chn I'm quite happy here in Scotland.

    • @JimmyWangYang999
      @JimmyWangYang999 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      george chn i live in Brussel

    • @OuchenBxlCLIPS
      @OuchenBxlCLIPS 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yay my brother we can die together im in schaerbeek rip my FUCKING LIFE IK HAAT MIJN LEVEN

    • @levikeanu5156
      @levikeanu5156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      george chn i know how you feel m8 im dutch :P :)

  • @JP-gi7sj
    @JP-gi7sj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    *Thank god I live in Alaska with only hundreds of ballistic missiles*

    • @BlueThunderboltsiren
      @BlueThunderboltsiren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your profile pic is literally everywhere

    • @MemrSFM
      @MemrSFM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BlueThunderboltsiren Its a meme of a Fornite player who sang a crappy song. I think the song is called Oh yeah yeah

    • @futurechannel48
      @futurechannel48 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @davidmoore4989
      @davidmoore4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And ex soviet hydrogen bombs

  • @ItzLouis
    @ItzLouis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    why do u even need 7,000 nukes? like i get maybe a hundred or 200 but 7000?! damn

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ItzLouis, just in case you lose 40 🤔

    • @skyester7779
      @skyester7779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      soviet union.

    • @rosegold-beats
      @rosegold-beats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      because russia doesnt give a fuck and show no mercy

    • @zacko_87
      @zacko_87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russia has more nukes but US has tested more nukes than the Soviets

    • @prijeshkumar6757
      @prijeshkumar6757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bcoz we need to defeat THANOS 🔥🔥🔥

  • @windee5714
    @windee5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:33
    your Minecraft house when you don’t have enough wood to finish the roof: