How Close Do You Live to a Nuclear Bomb?

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  • @Allunaatti
    @Allunaatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    Me: loses a phone
    Russia: *LoSeS 40 NuCleAr bOmBs*

    • @Jomijo
      @Jomijo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IdkGoodName Vilius probably not, communication is much better now

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      and that's the Russian federation not counting the nukes the soviets lost

    • @shrom6753
      @shrom6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      America lost nukes two

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      40 is barely anything. Nobody know how many ussr nuke was lost

    • @babboondaboss
      @babboondaboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We actually still don’t know how many the Soviet Union lost, so there could just be nukes at the bottom of the ocean somewhere

  • @BlueHawkPictures17
    @BlueHawkPictures17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    "if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!"
    alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are.
    "one located near seattle"
    ........ oh boy

    • @blacktempluh3360
      @blacktempluh3360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      BlueHawkPictures Go north.

    • @thedutchmapper5364
      @thedutchmapper5364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I live in The netherlands

    • @assass1n881
      @assass1n881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Lets move to Antarcitda, I doubt that penguins are hiding nuclears weapons.

    • @BlueHawkPictures17
      @BlueHawkPictures17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      AssAss1n you never know with the penguins these days

    • @PacoCotero1221
      @PacoCotero1221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when u live in spain

  • @epa316
    @epa316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.

  • @Duif_RS6
    @Duif_RS6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely

    • @Duif_RS6
      @Duif_RS6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @GamerX Not possible. Try and research how to arm a nuclear weapon. It is a very complicated process that will never happen on its own.

    • @noobscoopsies1100
      @noobscoopsies1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Duif_RS6 how about a thunder storm that hit in exact location on the buried nukes on Georgia? Since they are made from metal

    • @Duif_RS6
      @Duif_RS6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@noobscoopsies1100 Still not possible. 😊

    • @pakeshde7518
      @pakeshde7518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..

    • @Duif_RS6
      @Duif_RS6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pakeshde7518 If it was detonated by a wrench, it was 100% armed, which is a whole other story

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    Kid with a metal detector: Mummy mummy I found a
    N U C L E A R B O M B

    • @tpq-rthym4890
      @tpq-rthym4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol

    • @gribbitsgames5455
      @gribbitsgames5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh dear god no....

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What is a nuclear bomb Edit: for some reason everyb ody is taking this seriously like im not a 5 year old i

    • @luismz5409
      @luismz5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Now buy me v bucks or everything will gonna go to the hell*

    • @earlymorninstonedpimp
      @earlymorninstonedpimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      samdisaster 12 please tell me ur joking

  • @DannyWonder
    @DannyWonder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14130

    how tf do you lose a nuke. that's a whole new level of irresponsible

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

      Horus How do you accidentally slip a bomber off a carrier?

    • @ImAyeGuest
      @ImAyeGuest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Horus They just explained how some of the nukes were lost. Were you not paying attention?

    • @ImAyeGuest
      @ImAyeGuest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      AlHoresmi Maybe ocean currents were really strong?

    • @sukindiamuzik
      @sukindiamuzik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      AlHoresmi #conspiracy

    • @TJH444
      @TJH444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Horus How does a nuke just casually roll off

  • @pef.7926
    @pef.7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like :
    "slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger"
    but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mother of God… I’ll never be rude to truck drivers again.

    • @arthurmosel808
      @arthurmosel808 ปีที่แล้ว

      The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.

  • @giganotosaurus3087
    @giganotosaurus3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I sure do hope there’s no nuclear weapons that are going to exp-

    • @Auzurialprints
      @Auzurialprints 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I literally heard the stereotypical flash bang sound in my head when I read "exp-"

    • @iamtotallypacy6537
      @iamtotallypacy6537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel so ho-

    • @thehotdogman9317
      @thehotdogman9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *plays Black Ops Nuketown end screen

    • @pacifica-51-m-1
      @pacifica-51-m-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Article 5? ~Poland

  • @twatenthusiast3660
    @twatenthusiast3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    ”I lost my phone!”
    ”I lost my keys”
    *Proceeds to lose a nuke*

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey it happens more often than you think. Oh wait. There it is.

    • @kaylubproductions4517
      @kaylubproductions4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory Let me just bring that with me, sorry about that, you know how it is

    • @zoeissleepy708
      @zoeissleepy708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *sweats intensely*

    • @qymaenjajshelaalgrievous
      @qymaenjajshelaalgrievous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those lost nukes will make a fine addition to my collection!

    • @potatochip5625
      @potatochip5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We lost the bomb on top of Hiroshima and Nagasaki!

  • @buddyltd
    @buddyltd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3688

    "The US has lost 11 nukes..."
    How the hell does that happen?
    "Russia has lost 40 nukes..."
    *_HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?_*

    • @mercymainbtw8132
      @mercymainbtw8132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Russia has 7000 nukes we have 6800 nukes

    • @ohdamiable
      @ohdamiable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      someone probably got paid for losing them

    • @CrispsHateMyMom
      @CrispsHateMyMom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I guess they were stolenin 1991 when the USSR had dissolved

    • @raunak1147
      @raunak1147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      buddyltd what I think is, those guys found most of the nukes, but are keeping it a secret

    • @willfragrance
      @willfragrance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They disarmed them so yeah

  • @shftyyx
    @shftyyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What about this: they call it area 51, because that is where the 51 missing bombs are stored.

  • @mariannhorvath5145
    @mariannhorvath5145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    RealLifeRole: One of those nuclear weapons could obliterate the city that you're living in,
    Me who lives in a village: **coffin dance**

  • @mamadu1968
    @mamadu1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2716

    Imagine explaning to your superiors that you lost a nuke😂😂

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Soldier: We.....ahhhhhh.......sir......ahhhhhh....sir we've unfortunately ................lossssst........a nuke 😬😅
      General: Chill, man. 7000>>>1 😎
      Soldier: *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Assuming the General has President Prime minister Admiral General Aladeen's mentality. 🤣

    • @mamadu1968
      @mamadu1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@randomdude9135 Legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mamadu1968
      @mamadu1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@randomdude9135 general aladeen would acuse the nukes For losing themselves and do the kill sign (passes the finger on his neck )to kill the nukes😂😂

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mamadu1968 Yup🤣😂

  • @Pauline__
    @Pauline__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    5:38 Imagine going for a walk and then finding a nuke just hanging there in the branches

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought nukes were the size of a mini rocket. I think only fission boms are like that unlike the fusion ones.

    • @afk-night-ratz6329
      @afk-night-ratz6329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pauline i would touch it

    • @MistyyyYT
      @MistyyyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I would run for my life

    • @anti-jhoncoalition5420
      @anti-jhoncoalition5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@afk-night-ratz6329 *KABOOM*

    • @zemaus9704
      @zemaus9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MistyyyYT i would bring it to our house xD

  • @redbarrelentertainment
    @redbarrelentertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.

  • @zfroosty
    @zfroosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in North Carolina, im SO glad that they found one and bought land around the other.

  • @jacksonkelly1993
    @jacksonkelly1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    Hmmm try explaining that to your boss.....
    Boss: What happened to the nuke?
    You: ummmmmm........

    • @missmcphee8859
      @missmcphee8859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Jackson Kelly my dog ate it? ~_~

    • @DJl3iohazord
      @DJl3iohazord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'll take bureaucratic fuck ups for 700...

    • @dubl33_27
      @dubl33_27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well I dropped it when I was carrying it above some fire and it exploded... at least it is what I call a blow job

    • @Davidn1
      @Davidn1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      "Well you see, I forgot the parking brake and it just rolled off the carrier"

    • @kruchyftw
      @kruchyftw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      -...sir, we've lost the nuke...
      -WHAT THE FUCK, FRANK?! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB!

  • @aron9941
    @aron9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Imagine seeing a bomb in a tree while going on a run in the morning

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You wouldn't immediately know it's a nuke

    • @Unknown-ht5re
      @Unknown-ht5re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@techhelpportal7778 that’s probably why he said a bomb but I think nuclear bombs are marked but I’m not sure.

    • @Fawaffles
      @Fawaffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JOHN!! You let the bomb out again!!!

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the first thing is
      Im lazy and always are in my bed

    • @DarthKanye
      @DarthKanye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @dsdy1205
    @dsdy1205 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo.
    The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head.
    I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.

  • @babytigor233
    @babytigor233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are

  • @therago-xm7lg
    @therago-xm7lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    America: loses nukes and makes no big fuss
    My parents: makes a fuss when I lose my shirt at the pool

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did u lose ur shirt!!!!!

    • @bulbobaggins
      @bulbobaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh I doubt the pilots got away without getting their ass clapped by their superiors

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it

    • @x-iei-x4725
      @x-iei-x4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sp00kq search for years it's gonna get old in years or two waste of time

  • @flyingboi4861
    @flyingboi4861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Countries can always use skillshare to find the lost nukes.

  • @sherimatukonis6016
    @sherimatukonis6016 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live less than 10miles from 4 military bases. Including Kitsap,WA.

  • @luckyt2290
    @luckyt2290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations 🎊! RLL you are now on atleast 17 watchlists

  • @cooldude2251
    @cooldude2251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    this actually makes me feel better since I know I'm not an idiot for losing my keys.

    • @squanchy626
      @squanchy626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? Hugh Mungous

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hugh Mungus wat? Hugh Mungus wat are you sexually harassing me? Is that sexual harassment Hugh Mungus wat? HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU!?

    • @squanchy626
      @squanchy626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, my name is hugh moungous

    • @aussietec9546
      @aussietec9546 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ffs guys

    • @shindinder
      @shindinder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40 likes that means one nuke for evey like... nuke to the face that is...

  • @giorgiiobidze351
    @giorgiiobidze351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    911: 911 whats your emergency?
    me: yeah uhhhhh i have a castle bravo bomb under my bed.....

    • @integer9590
      @integer9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Blyat vadim, i have theoretical 100mt tsar bomba under my bed send help

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@integer9590 VADIM BLYAT

    • @nicocathelot1139
      @nicocathelot1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HELP! I HAVE A FAT MAN NUKE UNDER MY BED

    • @2sadmwamdskmws
      @2sadmwamdskmws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicocathelot1139 yes but, thats only a 1945 nuke, puny

    • @ikill-98
      @ikill-98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicocathelot1139 thats cute

  • @aryansatvati4161
    @aryansatvati4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was very interesting thank you for making this video🤔❤❤

  • @devinmichaelroberts9954
    @devinmichaelroberts9954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lived on the hood canal in washington and we saw the nuclear subs daily come in and out of the pacific with coast guard support ships and helicopters buzzing up and down the canal. Now i live a safe 2 hours from whitman airforce base

  • @AugustGreen_
    @AugustGreen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    "A nuke was lost about half a mile off the state of Georgia."
    2020: 👀

    • @sansguerra2265
      @sansguerra2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And they don't stop coming
      And they don't stop coming
      And they don't stop coming

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and the next disaster of the month is........

    • @theepicawesome100
      @theepicawesome100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      don't you DARE give 2020 any MORE ideas

    • @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896
      @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theepicawesome100 why not. If we end humanity now some animals species can survive and be better off.

    • @thewhitejawa
      @thewhitejawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude we already had a big explosion this month all the way at lebanon we dont need another in the US

  • @AHungryKidInAfricaa
    @AHungryKidInAfricaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    At least Africa doesn't have any.

    • @afox1689
      @afox1689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      A Hungry Kid In Africa lucky

    • @kevintheomanharris
      @kevintheomanharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      South Africa had some until 1989.

    • @Renzo-XIII
      @Renzo-XIII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      kevintheomanharris Had? What happened?

    • @kevintheomanharris
      @kevintheomanharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's Lorenzo It was part of the changes happening with the nearing end of apartheid. Hard to find any specifics why.

    • @MrBugatii12
      @MrBugatii12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Africa hasn't had much of anything...

  • @susuj8651
    @susuj8651 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you I live in Seattle.

  • @my1vice
    @my1vice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I grew up in a small town in Vermont. We had an underground silo in the '60's that was a couple of miles from town, and another about 20 miles north. As a kid I never even knew.

    • @my1vice
      @my1vice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plattsburgh AFB was a SAC base, so there were 10 silos in NY and two in Vermont, surrounding the base.

  • @Karen-zr7ip
    @Karen-zr7ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    “Ahh. You successfully transported the Warheads. Let me see those”
    “Yes sir”
    “Wait, where are they?”
    “Uh oh”

  • @finnmarlow3741
    @finnmarlow3741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    America: I’ve lost 11 nukes.
    Russia: hold my beer

    • @roni6774
      @roni6774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hold my vodka

    • @disrespecc9678
      @disrespecc9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Russia: hold my vodka

    • @memebloodstream9764
      @memebloodstream9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Voorhees did you not see somebody already post that

    • @disrespecc9678
      @disrespecc9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MemeBloodStream you mean replied to you. And yes I noticed.

    • @RaiineCloudz
      @RaiineCloudz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hold my vodka*

  • @thebestfishinthesea
    @thebestfishinthesea ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *laughs nervously in New Mexican*

  • @epilepticflow4310
    @epilepticflow4310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one near Seattle is gonna kill me if it blows up. I LIVE on Vancouver islands south end

  • @marcopolo2418
    @marcopolo2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    America and Russia created a nice treasure hunt for Kim jung un for his birthday. How sweet 🎂

    • @flexinclouds
      @flexinclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And those cold war relics would probably still be more effective than his "missiles"😄

    • @subzero.cuber47
      @subzero.cuber47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@flexinclouds *Kim Jong Un wants to know your location*

    • @kimjong-un5570
      @kimjong-un5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@subzero.cuber47
      I already know his location

    • @F1PW5
      @F1PW5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just made my day better

    • @themathn6482
      @themathn6482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/cursedcomments

  • @seangrindal
    @seangrindal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Um boss..
    Wat?
    I just lost a couple nukes.
    Bitch WAT!??!?!

  • @lappenlp877
    @lappenlp877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you realize, that you live very close to one of the red points

  • @heccsclips3319
    @heccsclips3319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i live near Savannah and my grandma remembers when they lost the bomb she says two planes collided mid air and the bomber had to ditch it for fear of detonation on impact so thats just wonderful news to know im not even 30miles from an unknown H bomb

  • @clicktoentername6842
    @clicktoentername6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Imagine a child finding a nuke and just saying “finders keepers losers weepers”

    • @tyricdodson5438
      @tyricdodson5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh......no.....

    • @Galaxy-pm2ff
      @Galaxy-pm2ff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Hmm Hmmm I like the taste of uranium-255*

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well rules are rules

    • @ziadsherif7523
      @ziadsherif7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The other kid probably wouldn't be able to weep for long as his body gets evaporated

    • @lilteachy9739
      @lilteachy9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao 🤣🤣

  • @zink9573
    @zink9573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    How do your even lose a nuke. I think my blind grandmother could still keep track of where a nuke is

    • @somethingcool7865
      @somethingcool7865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate

    • @emielkaspers5059
      @emielkaspers5059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Preston! Don't you have another settlement that needs my help?

    • @lurxy9997
      @lurxy9997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zink i

    • @Macsk8ing
      @Macsk8ing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fallout 4 is a piece of shit game Garvey, and you sure are one reason why.

    • @Joeyjackson5
      @Joeyjackson5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your moving a nuke over a civilian area and you decide not to put a tracking device on it.... how intelligent *sigh*

  • @josiahhockenberry9846
    @josiahhockenberry9846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Key word: "known"
    Sleep tight.

  • @headsh4t302
    @headsh4t302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that we (Denmark) created and made the drawing of nukes, and dont own any, its just insane how far everything has gone..

  • @Qweluana2
    @Qweluana2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    hahahaha "the nukes are stored in these locations" random ISIS dude clicks on the video "hey, boss I think I found something!"

    • @butareusuretho7219
      @butareusuretho7219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Qweluana2 lol😂

    • @presidentforlife1732
      @presidentforlife1732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Qweluana2 this is public information

    • @Qweluana2
      @Qweluana2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I know, but I don't quite know why

    • @mastertrey4683
      @mastertrey4683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Qweluana2 because it doesnt matter

    • @har10210
      @har10210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TWrecks what if Isis decided to bike one of the operational or storage locations? wouldnt that mean double impact?

  • @apocrypha7011
    @apocrypha7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "I lost my book"
    "I lost my keys"
    *"I lost my nuke"*

    • @sansguerra2265
      @sansguerra2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - Taco J. Trump

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oops-

    • @iamwill1088
      @iamwill1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I lost my phone"
      *has a real depression now*

    • @kneaks
      @kneaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **explosion sound booms in the background making your ears ring**

  • @crazyboutferrets
    @crazyboutferrets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woohoo! A new source of anxiety to keep me up all night!

  • @TDMDK
    @TDMDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes the new collectibles have been unlocked

  • @crizn88
    @crizn88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    “911 What's your emergency?"
    "Yeah uh so I was walking on the beach and I saw some metal thing"
    "Yeah?"
    *"I just realized it's a nuke"*

    • @wetplant1748
      @wetplant1748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Wait what?"

    • @techgamer1597
      @techgamer1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Ok is the nuke assaulting people?"

    • @Vain-nf3il
      @Vain-nf3il 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@techgamer1597 no so does it matter

    • @SymphonyZach
      @SymphonyZach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They’d probably think it’s a prank. But imagine when they realize it’s real lmao. Everyone evacuated

    • @danielsanjuan7762
      @danielsanjuan7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SymphonyZach Nobody cant detonate it except for the owner

  • @BirdGod
    @BirdGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    “I live in Canada I’m fine!”
    *I live less than 100km away from the border*

    • @adrianacoslovich
      @adrianacoslovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, there are still nuclear power plants non-the-less, but I guess we do not have thousands of nukes.

    • @mccannfamily1957
      @mccannfamily1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in Canada too

    • @tigerix7883
      @tigerix7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frankyboy1385 ICBM Warfare-Ready Warhead Nukes are not the same as nuclear plant nukes. Canada doesn't have any combative nuclear weapons.

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.

  • @canadaletsplay1264
    @canadaletsplay1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we live on a hill, created by nuclear waste from the WW2 Submarines in Southern England. Citizens are not allowed into my towns sewers, because of the radiation. I lernt this on a school trip to the dock. it was a very comforting expirience

  • @elisabethkonig4267
    @elisabethkonig4267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austria: has no nukes
    Italy: "aww what a shame! Here well put ours close to you so you can look :D"

    • @W1LDMIK
      @W1LDMIK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats american nukes

  • @sadnessofwildgoats
    @sadnessofwildgoats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    51 nukes lost? Hmmm [thinks about area 51]
    Its conspiracy time

    • @iberia7376
      @iberia7376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      oh no this comment might get demonetized

    • @bilpo.8
      @bilpo.8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!?!?
      I'm safe btw

    • @brianakinfenwa9601
      @brianakinfenwa9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NightWolf 51 nukes from 1945 to 1955?

    • @alexframe4702
      @alexframe4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As soon as I read this comment the X files theme started playing in my head lol Illuminati confirmed

    • @eldrago19
      @eldrago19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coincidence? Perhaps. Conspiracy? Maybe. Hotel? Trivargo.

  • @umenja6312
    @umenja6312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    How the fuck do you lose _nuclear bombs_??
    Just a little heads up: this is a rhetorical question.

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.

    • @umenja6312
      @umenja6312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep Calm and Call for Fire, it was a rhetorical question, but I appreciate the answer, nonetheless. :)

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      0861 errah 😁

    • @brandonwhite1786
      @brandonwhite1786 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mother Greece obama takes em lol

    • @umenja6312
      @umenja6312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metallic Jewel, okie dokie then.

  • @chrisdenicola8189
    @chrisdenicola8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive been to kirtland AFB and stayed at the campground on base. there was a very ominous vibe from it

  • @coinologybctv2500
    @coinologybctv2500 ปีที่แล้ว

    In Savannah on vacation rn and that last one is terrifying

  • @007Kellam
    @007Kellam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died

    • @gwenmillward3860
      @gwenmillward3860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That's the same as me too. I live in South Carolina, in the USA.
      My country was not green and a dot was on my state.

    • @ROBZofficial
      @ROBZofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah, I live just a few hours' drive from the one near Seattle. Here's to hoping nothing happens to it! **grabs a crucifix**

    • @RandomPerson8492
      @RandomPerson8492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.

    • @emergencybroadcastone3885
      @emergencybroadcastone3885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RandomPerson8492 Same here! Let's hope it won't just decide to simply ignite one day! 😂

    • @amedsam1741
      @amedsam1741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      007K I live so close to the one in TEXAS

  • @chocainewithouth4497
    @chocainewithouth4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    This man literally exposed the locations of the nukes with just using a map and words

    • @nomsterdude
      @nomsterdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr

    • @thatonebananaboi4617
      @thatonebananaboi4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’m gonna rob a nuke

    • @awstszvloges5480
      @awstszvloges5480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That Day He Was Shot 39 Times Because He Knew To Much

    • @junaidalishahid4255
      @junaidalishahid4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@junaidalishahid4255 huh?

  • @legitlebo1768
    @legitlebo1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i used to live in Nevada. their not only were nukes but a few miles away was a missile silo (with nuclear warheads)

  • @SgtQuez2
    @SgtQuez2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in North Carolina and when you said that I was like well I guess I’m not sleeping

  • @yyumanager4709
    @yyumanager4709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    So you're telling me I'm only 12 miles away from a nuke damn fallout 5

    • @grodio9672
      @grodio9672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take cover😂😂😂😂

    • @gamertimefriend1286
      @gamertimefriend1286 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyy lmao

    • @nabzaar
      @nabzaar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right now In holiday im 10km away from one and where I live in England one is 50 miles away

    • @zoeydelia6108
      @zoeydelia6108 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matrix [colt] 🅟🅗🅔🅦 🅘🅜 🅛🅘🅚🅔 ❺⓿⓿ 🅜🅘🅛🅔🅢 🅐🅦🅐🅨 🅕🅡🅞🅜 🅐🅝🅨

    • @mayomaster1134
      @mayomaster1134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I can find you knowing that info ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @leglesslex9738
    @leglesslex9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    You forgot to mention all the submarines that lurk in the depths 24/7

    • @SivaKanthSharma
      @SivaKanthSharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True. I was thinking the same thing. Plus some aircraft carriers too, i guess?

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet

  • @itzrenzo8960
    @itzrenzo8960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Nukes”

  • @dakattack09
    @dakattack09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad used to work at the one by Seattle when he was in the marines

  • @lkoolkid3751
    @lkoolkid3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Me: *thinks there are no nukes close to me*
    The Video: literally mentions how close my city is to a nuclear base

    • @mrf5459
      @mrf5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.

    • @lkoolkid3751
      @lkoolkid3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrf5459 Did you accidentally reply to this comment?

    • @thatonegentlemen_7039
      @thatonegentlemen_7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mrf5459 mate this isn’t the entirety of the US your talking to there

    • @killabomb3186
      @killabomb3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dude i live in a city that has the highest concentration of nukes in THE WORLD

    • @jaycyclondo
      @jaycyclondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland

  • @sarahmorrison4331
    @sarahmorrison4331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    When you are going to Savannah for college and all your excitement disappears.

  • @jestiction
    @jestiction 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have two by me in the u.s.
    I’m happy that I have a chance of seeing one in person!

  • @allsport4079
    @allsport4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They store some in South Carolina at a naval base a few miles from Charleston

  • @ethandembitz2398
    @ethandembitz2398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    51 total lost nukes? Area 51? Coincidence? I think not.

    • @vid3964
      @vid3964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ethan Dembitz they probably storage those nukes in area 51

    • @aguilashannon158
      @aguilashannon158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't stress ur empty skull mate

    • @betaryn199
      @betaryn199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @dylanstafford8177
      @dylanstafford8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luis Gonzales I can't tell if your kidding or not and that's really concerning😂

    • @luisgonzales4182
      @luisgonzales4182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Stafford actually I was jk imma just delete my comments

  • @pingmann
    @pingmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    The mini heart attack when you can't find these in your pocket:
    Phone
    Wallet
    Keys
    *Nuke*

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Honey, have you seen my nuke anywhere? i think i lost it"

    • @IBobI
      @IBobI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Did you check your bag?”

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kneaks Stolen

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kneaks a bit hypocritical then huh?

    • @Superby25
      @Superby25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tupperware

  • @mikesnyder6481
    @mikesnyder6481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live approximately 3 miles from the base in Missouri, when the B-2 takes off and flies south it flies right over my house.

  • @Evolved_godzilla_2024
    @Evolved_godzilla_2024 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This gives me chills knowing that a nuclear missile silo could easily be really close to me

  • @marsh2202
    @marsh2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "Aye, you sure the brakes are on and you chocked the wheels?"
    "Yep."
    "Then where's the plane that was carrying that nuke?"
    "Ope."

    • @Mr._Griddy66
      @Mr._Griddy66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      real bruh moment

    • @kneaks
      @kneaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herbc

    • @zubin215
      @zubin215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "choked the wheels"

    • @carbon5362
      @carbon5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't know the Navy was comprised of Midwesterners.

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zubin215 no it very clearly says chocked

  • @luis377
    @luis377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "if you live in these green zones then you live next to no nukes"
    **cuba is highlighted**
    HmMmMmMm

    • @KRS-Two
      @KRS-Two 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @nikitaromanovskis8149
      @nikitaromanovskis8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice one Cuba had bunch of them probs still stored somewhere

    • @forstaken2254
      @forstaken2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's hide here

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KRS-Two u like Stalin now?

    • @KRS-Two
      @KRS-Two 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morrisstudio8372 Ye. We best buds

  • @elsaaguirre7880
    @elsaaguirre7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in the US at Florida in pretty much the middle of it and it scares me that the nuke is so close to me on a scale of all things

  • @renren37_
    @renren37_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That walter in the corner of albuquerque got me cracking up

  • @person11398
    @person11398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    imagine you just go sea diving and you find a big ass bomb

    • @micahsimmons8478
      @micahsimmons8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I saw one too Ima make that face like your profile pic

    • @Googly_
      @Googly_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Oh boy! Time to nuke my dads house for when he unplugged my xbox!”

    • @noobscoopsies1100
      @noobscoopsies1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your profile pic would be the reaction...

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d hate to be that fish who accidentally triggers it. 😳 Too much responsibility for one fish to handle….

  • @DevanK-rg3td
    @DevanK-rg3td 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    *BREAKING NEWS* the ice in Greenland is melting!
    *BREAKING NEWS* a nuke just randomly went off in Greenland.

  • @PiwyLC
    @PiwyLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:12 this is the definition of bruh moment

  • @flower2382
    @flower2382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There used to be a gunpowder plant less than a mile from my house, and 4-6 warheads were stored there

  • @elijay8373
    @elijay8373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    *Plane rolls off into ocean carrying a nuclear bomb just off the coast of Japan"
    United States: WHOOPSIE
    Japan: Not again....

    • @simokoistinen7470
      @simokoistinen7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Eli The Soviet
      North Korea:
      It's time to throw nets in sea!

    • @vincentemerson765
      @vincentemerson765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eli The Soviet they are disarmed until ready to drop or launch, nothing to worry about, mostly....

    • @frootxjuice
      @frootxjuice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oops, it slipped.

    • @wealthypopcorner2294
      @wealthypopcorner2294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Plane got butterfingers

    • @raghunathb402
      @raghunathb402 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eli The Soviet I

  • @abacyolo5369
    @abacyolo5369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    6:16 what the hell I can see my house lol

    • @mercka4583
      @mercka4583 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      abac yolo
      hahahahaha

    • @erickang1098
      @erickang1098 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      abac yolo lol

    • @aleksanderorzechowski5580
      @aleksanderorzechowski5580 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      abac yolo lol

    • @vortex7102
      @vortex7102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      abac yolo you should be pooping ur pants 💩💩💩💩💩💩

    • @elinrafferty1891
      @elinrafferty1891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, have a nice life I guess lol get the fuck outta there xD

  • @averysmith7004
    @averysmith7004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I live in Nebraska and those silos aren't a surprise to anyone here. It's pretty scary though.

  • @wzupppp
    @wzupppp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in Belgium, if one of them explodes basically the whole country gets whiped of the map

  • @cjames22dox
    @cjames22dox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    if Canada ever had a nuke and lost it:
    "Sorry aboot that buddy, our bad. Want a Timbit?"

    • @dannyboy1860
      @dannyboy1860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Christopher Doxtator yea sry sry sry we Canadians are sorry wanna play hockey eh lol thank god I live in Canada

    • @pedromars8508
      @pedromars8508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Doxtator So stereotypical

    • @cjames22dox
      @cjames22dox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.

    • @gab2416
      @gab2416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Doxtator That's what I do! Because I'm Canadian... XD

    • @Dright1120
      @Dright1120 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Doxtator people ask me if I'm Canadian because of the amount of times I say sorry

  • @georgechn4326
    @georgechn4326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Cool... I'm in belgium in the middle of 9 nuclear bombs...

    • @georgechn4326
      @georgechn4326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IM FKING 83 KM AWAY FROM A NUCLEAR BOMB IN BRUSSEL RIP

    • @thekidsatno80
      @thekidsatno80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      george chn I'm quite happy here in Scotland.

    • @JimmyWangYang999
      @JimmyWangYang999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      george chn i live in Brussel

    • @OuchenBxlCLIPS
      @OuchenBxlCLIPS 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yay my brother we can die together im in schaerbeek rip my FUCKING LIFE IK HAAT MIJN LEVEN

    • @levikeanu5156
      @levikeanu5156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      george chn i know how you feel m8 im dutch :P :)

  • @depressedhomo9330
    @depressedhomo9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live relatively close to the main air force base in the central US so anything that is going from the west coast to the east coast or vice versa comes through here

  • @Plz_Sub_Or_Something_Like_That
    @Plz_Sub_Or_Something_Like_That ปีที่แล้ว

    Meanwhile on the Interstate 40...
    'We're transporting the warheads!' 'What warheads?' 'THESE ones!' *shows sour sweets* 'yum.'

  • @novaleaf1628
    @novaleaf1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    I live in a village, not a city so I'm safe

    • @kumaraditya6460
      @kumaraditya6460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or r u

    • @novaleaf1628
      @novaleaf1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kumaraditya6460 I do

    • @kumaraditya6460
      @kumaraditya6460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@novaleaf1628 I was talking about ur safety from corona

    • @cjwhitmore1881
      @cjwhitmore1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.

    • @applebottomjeans5357
      @applebottomjeans5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Listen here tou little-

  • @jakesummers5469
    @jakesummers5469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "No one knows how many nukes the Soviet Union lost, so yeah, good luck sleeping tonight" -Oversimplified

    • @JanC3381
      @JanC3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Summers oversimplified reference? Oof, there’s a tax for that

    • @vatsal9005
      @vatsal9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JanC3381 dude.......Uncool.

    • @ahpinge2777
      @ahpinge2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blyat

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ahpinge2777 1 word has more likes than the 2 comments above yours

    • @ahpinge2777
      @ahpinge2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lancetheking7524 *_XD oof..._*

  • @ATLT07
    @ATLT07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just went to a trip to cali from Kansas and passed by Albuquerque!!

  • @tomicaguy252
    @tomicaguy252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    4:29
    "What do you mean- I can't eat nukes"
    I'm dying

    • @kimjong-un5570
      @kimjong-un5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shut up

    • @tomicaguy252
      @tomicaguy252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kimjong-un5570 why should i, also never gonna happen

    • @guadalupearias7118
      @guadalupearias7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomicaguy252 NEWS: NORTH KOREAN NUKES DETECTED

  • @cwolffe1273
    @cwolffe1273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Don't worry about the Nuclear/Hydrogen bombs that were lost just randomly going off. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a nuclear bomb to accidentally detonate as the fission reaction has to started. But the piece of the bomb that starts the reaction is always removed before transport so they won't go off.

    • @AlexRodriguez-tq9id
      @AlexRodriguez-tq9id 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Noah actually there were some nukes that still had them like the North Carolina one had gone through all the arming process all it needed was the two finger switch and it would've exploded

    • @cwolffe1273
      @cwolffe1273 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good point.

    • @stevenplaysbone8791
      @stevenplaysbone8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rest assured if they did go off, they're going off on purpose.

    • @ProPilotF82
      @ProPilotF82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenplaysbone8791 more like NO rest assurred

    • @arthurmosel808
      @arthurmosel808 ปีที่แล้ว

      True except when carried on nuclear standby, which was the case when almost all US losses occurred; however, the fusing wouldn't be set unless they were actually going beyond the point at which they were orbiting.

  • @triobros98
    @triobros98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    South africa: pff I had nukes why can't I be a nuke

  • @christianerics7063
    @christianerics7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Albuquerque?
    Walt:they’re on to us, Jessie, hide the uranium

  • @Frozo-nt2ky
    @Frozo-nt2ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Kim Jong un found this very useful

    • @gdjeff8071
      @gdjeff8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oldschool gamer and Lover LOL

    • @yogipawar7406
      @yogipawar7406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bxnkroll
      @bxnkroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao as if he didnt already have access to the same basic info

    • @bxnkroll
      @bxnkroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soinik5249 No. No

    • @ulyt16
      @ulyt16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kim has pined were to shoot their missile

  • @WhiteBoydani
    @WhiteBoydani 7 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    How do you lose a freaking nuke like tf it just got up and walked away

    • @LeonidSaykin
      @LeonidSaykin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they already told you a bomber crashed or fighter jet sunk, and they never found it

    • @DeadlyGrub
      @DeadlyGrub 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No they are required to be armed to detonate do you think people would be stupid enough to transport these things without a total of 12 different safety measures 0.o?

    • @its1vs1online31
      @its1vs1online31 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Omg Lol Im Dying Of Laughter xD

    • @lagon7830
      @lagon7830 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emilio Well, if you crash into the ocean it's not like you can just climb out of your cockpit, grab the nuke, and swim to the surface. Plus if the nuke was dropped prior to the crash, then finding the planes black box signal still won't get you the nuke.

    • @gamermoment4327
      @gamermoment4327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel fucking

  • @Laiten
    @Laiten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once you said "truck that is carrying nuclear bomb inside" my alarm went off lol

  • @arctis6349
    @arctis6349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rick on pawn stars: best I can do is $50.40 bucks

  • @mikepro9216
    @mikepro9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    People: scared of nukes
    Me: laughs in Canadian!

    • @ryanramjattan8714
      @ryanramjattan8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a proud Albertan, I am glad since the only nukes in Canada are bears, moose, elk and beavers

    • @mikepro9216
      @mikepro9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanramjattan8714 yay it's a Canadian

    • @amogusyearsago
      @amogusyearsago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Laughs in Finnish*

    • @mikepro9216
      @mikepro9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amogusyearsago Its my enemy...

    • @castroglez1613
      @castroglez1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughs in Mexican.