I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.
A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely
Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..
@@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it
"if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!" alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are. "one located near seattle" ........ oh boy
imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like : "slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger" but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people
The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.
@@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet
well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died
You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.
@@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.
Don't worry about the Nuclear/Hydrogen bombs that were lost just randomly going off. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a nuclear bomb to accidentally detonate as the fission reaction has to started. But the piece of the bomb that starts the reaction is always removed before transport so they won't go off.
Noah actually there were some nukes that still had them like the North Carolina one had gone through all the arming process all it needed was the two finger switch and it would've exploded
True except when carried on nuclear standby, which was the case when almost all US losses occurred; however, the fusing wouldn't be set unless they were actually going beyond the point at which they were orbiting.
I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are
Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.
That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.
As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.
lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland
First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate
Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.
Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo. The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head. I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.
Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.
Im glad I live in the middle of my state since a bomb was lost near my beach. I think the government said it was most likely a fake bomb for training. So all of the bombs in my state are away from me. Since pretty much all of them are near a beach.
Maria Luz The Bigger Question is : How do. you tell your Boss? Hey Boss we lost a Nuclear Weapon Boss: You what?You lost a Huge Bomb that can win a War? The Person : Yeah pretty unlucky if you Ask me ...
Milo Schwartz While it would be nice to have no nukes in the U.S. it would leave us vulnerable since we could had Mutually Assured Destruction as this is what has kept us of nuclear war.
Serge Ogorodnikov all locations of anything dealing with the Government are secret. It's just not hard to figure out some of the locations. Even I've come across stuff dealing directly with highly classified Government facilities. If you ever see an Aerospace facility or Rockwell Collins place well I'll let you in on a secret. Those buildings have departments that are classified. Aerospace builds parts to all kinds of things from Airplanes to weapons of mass destruction.
Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.
The NC Goldsboro nuclear bomb incident was even more terrifying than that: The bomb they actually managed to recover had been release in exactly the same way it would have been if the crew had decided to drop it over enemy territory. The bomb automatically went through all of it's arming steps to detonate and actually sent FIRING SIGNAL to detonate. The only thing stopping it was a two-position finger switch. If the bomb had landed differently or the switch was flipped when the plane was breaking up around it there would have been at least one 4-megaton detonation in North Carolina. That is fucking terrifying.
in real life: usa: we are really sorry we lost 11 russia :я не понимаю тебя, мне нужно выучить английский (i don't understand i need to learn english) usa: Ждем, что мы знаем по-русски, нам очень жаль, что мы потеряли 11 (wait we know russian we are really sorry we lost 11) russia: ЧТО ТАКОЕ РАЗГОВОР О МЫ ПОТЕРЯЛИ 40 ( WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE LOST 40 )
@@nutsackmania he probably means that if yellowstone errupts it will let off the bombs as well. Yellowstone is a huge problem on its own, and then bringing in radition as well (the blast doesnt matter as the eruption is a lot bigger).
No they are required to be armed to detonate do you think people would be stupid enough to transport these things without a total of 12 different safety measures 0.o?
Emilio Well, if you crash into the ocean it's not like you can just climb out of your cockpit, grab the nuke, and swim to the surface. Plus if the nuke was dropped prior to the crash, then finding the planes black box signal still won't get you the nuke.
President: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "DUNNO" Goverment: well... (thinks about them blowing up cities) um we kind of... use them all (smiles awkwardly) President: (face palms)
5:38 Imagine going for a walk and then finding a nuke just hanging there in the branches
I thought nukes were the size of a mini rocket. I think only fission boms are like that unlike the fusion ones.
Pauline i would touch it
I would run for my life
@@afk-night-ratz6329 *KABOOM*
@@MistyyyYT i would bring it to our house xD
Me: loses a phone
Russia: *LoSeS 40 NuCleAr bOmBs*
IdkGoodName Vilius probably not, communication is much better now
and that's the Russian federation not counting the nukes the soviets lost
America lost nukes two
40 is barely anything. Nobody know how many ussr nuke was lost
We actually still don’t know how many the Soviet Union lost, so there could just be nukes at the bottom of the ocean somewhere
how tf do you lose a nuke. that's a whole new level of irresponsible
Horus How do you accidentally slip a bomber off a carrier?
Horus They just explained how some of the nukes were lost. Were you not paying attention?
AlHoresmi Maybe ocean currents were really strong?
AlHoresmi #conspiracy
Horus How does a nuke just casually roll off
I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.
Excuse me!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Dude's gonna be selling a mini nuke for the fatman launcher irl.
Go hawks!!
Kid with a metal detector: Mummy mummy I found a
N U C L E A R B O M B
lol
Oh dear god no....
What is a nuclear bomb Edit: for some reason everyb ody is taking this seriously like im not a 5 year old i
*Now buy me v bucks or everything will gonna go to the hell*
samdisaster 12 please tell me ur joking
”I lost my phone!”
”I lost my keys”
*Proceeds to lose a nuke*
Hey it happens more often than you think. Oh wait. There it is.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory Let me just bring that with me, sorry about that, you know how it is
*sweats intensely*
Those lost nukes will make a fine addition to my collection!
We lost the bomb on top of Hiroshima and Nagasaki!
Imagine seeing a bomb in a tree while going on a run in the morning
You wouldn't immediately know it's a nuke
@@techhelpportal7778 that’s probably why he said a bomb but I think nuclear bombs are marked but I’m not sure.
JOHN!! You let the bomb out again!!!
But the first thing is
Im lazy and always are in my bed
😂
A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely
@GamerX Not possible. Try and research how to arm a nuclear weapon. It is a very complicated process that will never happen on its own.
@@Duif_RS6 how about a thunder storm that hit in exact location on the buried nukes on Georgia? Since they are made from metal
@@noobscoopsies1100 Still not possible. 😊
Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..
@@pakeshde7518 If it was detonated by a wrench, it was 100% armed, which is a whole other story
America: loses nukes and makes no big fuss
My parents: makes a fuss when I lose my shirt at the pool
Did u lose ur shirt!!!!!
Oh I doubt the pilots got away without getting their ass clapped by their superiors
@@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it
@@Sp00kq search for years it's gonna get old in years or two waste of time
“Ahh. You successfully transported the Warheads. Let me see those”
“Yes sir”
“Wait, where are they?”
“Uh oh”
69 likes nöice
*Then you hear a big boom*
@@_Siloam_ trash pfp kiddo
Countries can always use skillshare to find the lost nukes.
Correct
What is skillshare?
Agreed
Daily Coffee you don’t use TH-cam huh?
Yes
I sure do hope there’s no nuclear weapons that are going to exp-
I literally heard the stereotypical flash bang sound in my head when I read "exp-"
I feel so ho-
*plays Black Ops Nuketown end screen
Article 5? ~Poland
"if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!"
alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are.
"one located near seattle"
........ oh boy
BlueHawkPictures Go north.
I live in The netherlands
Lets move to Antarcitda, I doubt that penguins are hiding nuclears weapons.
AssAss1n you never know with the penguins these days
when u live in spain
Hmmm try explaining that to your boss.....
Boss: What happened to the nuke?
You: ummmmmm........
Jackson Kelly my dog ate it? ~_~
I'll take bureaucratic fuck ups for 700...
Well I dropped it when I was carrying it above some fire and it exploded... at least it is what I call a blow job
"Well you see, I forgot the parking brake and it just rolled off the carrier"
-...sir, we've lost the nuke...
-WHAT THE FUCK, FRANK?! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB!
"The US has lost 11 nukes..."
How the hell does that happen?
"Russia has lost 40 nukes..."
*_HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?_*
Russia has 7000 nukes we have 6800 nukes
someone probably got paid for losing them
I guess they were stolenin 1991 when the USSR had dissolved
buddyltd what I think is, those guys found most of the nukes, but are keeping it a secret
They disarmed them so yeah
imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like :
"slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger"
but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people
Mother of God… I’ll never be rude to truck drivers again.
The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.
Imagine explaning to your superiors that you lost a nuke😂😂
Soldier: We.....ahhhhhh.......sir......ahhhhhh....sir we've unfortunately ................lossssst........a nuke 😬😅
General: Chill, man. 7000>>>1 😎
Soldier: *Surprised pikachu face*
Assuming the General has President Prime minister Admiral General Aladeen's mentality. 🤣
@@randomdude9135 Legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@randomdude9135 general aladeen would acuse the nukes For losing themselves and do the kill sign (passes the finger on his neck )to kill the nukes😂😂
@@mamadu1968 Yup🤣😂
911: 911 whats your emergency?
me: yeah uhhhhh i have a castle bravo bomb under my bed.....
Blyat vadim, i have theoretical 100mt tsar bomba under my bed send help
@@integer9590 VADIM BLYAT
HELP! I HAVE A FAT MAN NUKE UNDER MY BED
@@nicocathelot1139 yes but, thats only a 1945 nuke, puny
@@nicocathelot1139 thats cute
this actually makes me feel better since I know I'm not an idiot for losing my keys.
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? Hugh Mungous
Hugh Mungus wat? Hugh Mungus wat are you sexually harassing me? Is that sexual harassment Hugh Mungus wat? HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU!?
no, my name is hugh moungous
ffs guys
40 likes that means one nuke for evey like... nuke to the face that is...
What about this: they call it area 51, because that is where the 51 missing bombs are stored.
You forgot to mention all the submarines that lurk in the depths 24/7
True. I was thinking the same thing. Plus some aircraft carriers too, i guess?
@@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet
well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died
That's the same as me too. I live in South Carolina, in the USA.
My country was not green and a dot was on my state.
Yeah, I live just a few hours' drive from the one near Seattle. Here's to hoping nothing happens to it! **grabs a crucifix**
You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.
RandomPerson8492 Same here! Let's hope it won't just decide to simply ignite one day! 😂
007K I live so close to the one in TEXAS
51 total lost nukes? Area 51? Coincidence? I think not.
Ethan Dembitz they probably storage those nukes in area 51
Don't stress ur empty skull mate
Hotel? Trivago.
Luis Gonzales I can't tell if your kidding or not and that's really concerning😂
Dylan Stafford actually I was jk imma just delete my comments
RealLifeRole: One of those nuclear weapons could obliterate the city that you're living in,
Me who lives in a village: **coffin dance**
*Funniest shit I ever heard*
America: I’ve lost 11 nukes.
Russia: hold my beer
Hold my vodka
Russia: hold my vodka
Jason Voorhees did you not see somebody already post that
MemeBloodStream you mean replied to you. And yes I noticed.
hold my vodka*
America and Russia created a nice treasure hunt for Kim jung un for his birthday. How sweet 🎂
And those cold war relics would probably still be more effective than his "missiles"😄
@@flexinclouds *Kim Jong Un wants to know your location*
@@nasdfigol
I already know his location
You just made my day better
r/cursedcomments
“I live in Canada I’m fine!”
*I live less than 100km away from the border*
Same
Well, there are still nuclear power plants non-the-less, but I guess we do not have thousands of nukes.
I live in Canada too
@@frankyboy1385 ICBM Warfare-Ready Warhead Nukes are not the same as nuclear plant nukes. Canada doesn't have any combative nuclear weapons.
@@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.
I live in North Carolina, im SO glad that they found one and bought land around the other.
"Aye, you sure the brakes are on and you chocked the wheels?"
"Yep."
"Then where's the plane that was carrying that nuke?"
"Ope."
real bruh moment
Herbc
"choked the wheels"
Didn't know the Navy was comprised of Midwesterners.
@@zubin215 no it very clearly says chocked
"A nuke was lost about half a mile off the state of Georgia."
2020: 👀
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
and the next disaster of the month is........
don't you DARE give 2020 any MORE ideas
@@theepicawesome100 why not. If we end humanity now some animals species can survive and be better off.
dude we already had a big explosion this month all the way at lebanon we dont need another in the US
Don't worry about the Nuclear/Hydrogen bombs that were lost just randomly going off. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a nuclear bomb to accidentally detonate as the fission reaction has to started. But the piece of the bomb that starts the reaction is always removed before transport so they won't go off.
Noah actually there were some nukes that still had them like the North Carolina one had gone through all the arming process all it needed was the two finger switch and it would've exploded
Good point.
Rest assured if they did go off, they're going off on purpose.
@@stevenplaysbone8791 more like NO rest assurred
True except when carried on nuclear standby, which was the case when almost all US losses occurred; however, the fusing wouldn't be set unless they were actually going beyond the point at which they were orbiting.
I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are
At least Africa doesn't have any.
A Hungry Kid In Africa lucky
South Africa had some until 1989.
kevintheomanharris Had? What happened?
It's Lorenzo It was part of the changes happening with the nearing end of apartheid. Hard to find any specifics why.
Africa hasn't had much of anything...
"I lost my book"
"I lost my keys"
*"I lost my nuke"*
- Taco J. Trump
Oops-
"I lost my phone"
*has a real depression now*
Stolen
**explosion sound booms in the background making your ears ring**
51 nukes lost? Hmmm [thinks about area 51]
Its conspiracy time
oh no this comment might get demonetized
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!?!?
I'm safe btw
NightWolf 51 nukes from 1945 to 1955?
As soon as I read this comment the X files theme started playing in my head lol Illuminati confirmed
Coincidence? Perhaps. Conspiracy? Maybe. Hotel? Trivargo.
Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.
Kim Jong un found this very useful
Oldschool gamer and Lover LOL
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao as if he didnt already have access to the same basic info
@@soinik5249 No. No
Kim has pined were to shoot their missile
*BREAKING NEWS* the ice in Greenland is melting!
*BREAKING NEWS* a nuke just randomly went off in Greenland.
Greenland *green* land
Dead land
I get it
coincidence i don't think so
*BREAKING NEWS* Greenland is actually Iceland
*BREAKING NEWS* Iceland is actually Greenland
The mini heart attack when you can't find these in your pocket:
Phone
Wallet
Keys
*Nuke*
"Honey, have you seen my nuke anywhere? i think i lost it"
“Did you check your bag?”
@@kneaks Stolen
@@kneaks a bit hypocritical then huh?
Tupperware
*laughs nervously in New Mexican*
This man literally exposed the locations of the nukes with just using a map and words
Fr
I’m gonna rob a nuke
That Day He Was Shot 39 Times Because He Knew To Much
That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.
@@junaidalishahid4255 huh?
*Plane rolls off into ocean carrying a nuclear bomb just off the coast of Japan"
United States: WHOOPSIE
Japan: Not again....
Eli The Soviet
North Korea:
It's time to throw nets in sea!
Eli The Soviet they are disarmed until ready to drop or launch, nothing to worry about, mostly....
Oops, it slipped.
Plane got butterfingers
Eli The Soviet I
hahahaha "the nukes are stored in these locations" random ISIS dude clicks on the video "hey, boss I think I found something!"
Qweluana2 lol😂
Qweluana2 this is public information
I know, but I don't quite know why
Qweluana2 because it doesnt matter
TWrecks what if Isis decided to bike one of the operational or storage locations? wouldnt that mean double impact?
My dad was born 10 minutes away from a nuke
4:29
"What do you mean- I can't eat nukes"
I'm dying
Shut up
@@kimjong-un5570 why should i, also never gonna happen
@@tomicaguy252 NEWS: NORTH KOREAN NUKES DETECTED
"if you live in these green zones then you live next to no nukes"
**cuba is highlighted**
HmMmMmMm
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Nice one Cuba had bunch of them probs still stored somewhere
Let's hide here
@@KRS-Two u like Stalin now?
@@morrisstudio8372 Ye. We best buds
Me: *thinks there are no nukes close to me*
The Video: literally mentions how close my city is to a nuclear base
As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.
@@mrf5459 Did you accidentally reply to this comment?
@@mrf5459 mate this isn’t the entirety of the US your talking to there
dude i live in a city that has the highest concentration of nukes in THE WORLD
lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland
Congratulations 🎊! RLL you are now on atleast 17 watchlists
Thank you so much for collaborating with us. RLL is only going one way and that is UP!
sell outs
RCDDoesGamingzYT you do know this is an education channel right? only they're allowed to do that
Why do you pronounce Glasgow ('Glas-go') as 'Glas-cow'??
I live in New Brunswick, there is nothing close😁
Well im Californian and i pronounce it as
ED(like special ed) In (like inn) and burgh ( like burger but with h)
Ed in burg
imagine you just go sea diving and you find a big ass bomb
If I saw one too Ima make that face like your profile pic
“Oh boy! Time to nuke my dads house for when he unplugged my xbox!”
Your profile pic would be the reaction...
I’d hate to be that fish who accidentally triggers it. 😳 Too much responsibility for one fish to handle….
When you are going to Savannah for college and all your excitement disappears.
when you realize, that you live very close to one of the red points
"No one knows how many nukes the Soviet Union lost, so yeah, good luck sleeping tonight" -Oversimplified
Jake Summers oversimplified reference? Oof, there’s a tax for that
@@JanC3381 dude.......Uncool.
Blyat
@@ahpinge2777 1 word has more likes than the 2 comments above yours
@@lancetheking7524 *_XD oof..._*
How do your even lose a nuke. I think my blind grandmother could still keep track of where a nuke is
First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate
Preston! Don't you have another settlement that needs my help?
Zink i
Fallout 4 is a piece of shit game Garvey, and you sure are one reason why.
your moving a nuke over a civilian area and you decide not to put a tracking device on it.... how intelligent *sigh*
People: scared of nukes
Me: laughs in Canadian!
As a proud Albertan, I am glad since the only nukes in Canada are bears, moose, elk and beavers
@@ryanramjattan8714 yay it's a Canadian
*Laughs in Finnish*
@@amogusyearsago Its my enemy...
Laughs in Mexican.
“What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Nukes”
Um boss..
Wat?
I just lost a couple nukes.
Bitch WAT!??!?!
Lol
Lol
CookieBush36 are you 10
Lol
if Canada ever had a nuke and lost it:
"Sorry aboot that buddy, our bad. Want a Timbit?"
Christopher Doxtator yea sry sry sry we Canadians are sorry wanna play hockey eh lol thank god I live in Canada
Christopher Doxtator So stereotypical
Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.
Christopher Doxtator That's what I do! Because I'm Canadian... XD
Christopher Doxtator people ask me if I'm Canadian because of the amount of times I say sorry
I'm guessing that your research for this video put you on a list or two.
Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo.
The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head.
I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.
I live in a village, not a city so I'm safe
Or r u
@@kumaraditya6460 I do
@@novaleaf1628 I was talking about ur safety from corona
Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.
Listen here tou little-
So you're telling me I'm only 12 miles away from a nuke damn fallout 5
Take cover😂😂😂😂
Ayyyy lmao
Right now In holiday im 10km away from one and where I live in England one is 50 miles away
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Now I can find you knowing that info ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*chuckles * I'm in danger
NO! ITS "help me"
1:16
Jesse, let's get some nukes in the RV.
South Africa on map
*no nukes*
South Africa: Sweating nervously
@RobertoRB - ROBLOX ehhh destroyed?
@@Pomorang infact yeah south africa disarmed all its nukes
Or so you thought....
*X files musics starts playing*
@@Pomorang неугадал
No nuclear weapons in Luxembourg.
Could get obliterated by one from any neighboring country.
MasterCreatorMarcel Luxembourg has its own secret nuclear program and could instantly raze all those countries to the ground if they want
Don't worry no one would waste a nuke in Luxembourg
apparently I’m basically next door neighbors with a nuke! 😂
Same
Same, if that thing goes off, I'm dead.
Im glad I live in the middle of my state since a bomb was lost near my beach. I think the government said it was most likely a fake bomb for training. So all of the bombs in my state are away from me. Since pretty much all of them are near a beach.
Rip
I'm close to a nuke in Wyoming
Once you said "truck that is carrying nuclear bomb inside" my alarm went off lol
"The bombs that have somehow managed to get lost-"
WHAT THE FUCK!? THOSE BOMBS ARE HUGE. *_HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU "LOSE" A BOMB_*
Maria Luz what I wonder is how one managed to get stuck in a tree
(looks inside closet and finds nuclear bomb) What the-
Maria Luz The Bigger Question is : How do. you tell your Boss? Hey Boss we lost a Nuclear Weapon
Boss: You what?You lost a Huge Bomb that can win a War?
The Person : Yeah pretty unlucky if you Ask me ...
Ships and planes get lost and never found and they are under constant radar surveillance
carelessly crash in North Carolina and drop 2 nukes
digger:"ahh is nice digging here"*clenk*
digger:"ohhh a hard thing might be gold"*clonk beep beep*
digger:"oh shit"
*BOOM*
Fishugly Games XD
Fishugly Games it would take much more than hitting it with a shovel to detonate it
Jay S. ohhh maybe its an unstable nuke
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Fishugly Games XD 999/999
NICE M8 XD XD XD
oh crap, I just found out the military base 1 mile away from here stores 65 operational nuclear weapons, RIP
Weekend Gamer R.I.P weekend gamer
Weekend Gamer no Weekend for u XD
Weekend Gamer that's dope as hell
steal the nukes and then threaten someone with them (i would prefer north korea)
Weekend Gamer rest in pepperoni
Austria: has no nukes
Italy: "aww what a shame! Here well put ours close to you so you can look :D"
thats american nukes
Remember that nuke we had? Well... it's sorta, kinda... gone.
ZIR JAGER well we lost the nuke
Well where is it?
Uh......Somewhere close to a big city called Savannah....
You: hey boss I maybe crashed into a gas station with the nuke
Boss: are you serious?!
You: yeah....ummmmm...do I still get payed?
HackerAlien99 sir but there's radiation out there
he he he hes dead
Lol
111 likes :3 time to ruin it
PuppyYT dude don't be a grammar nazi
United states: YOU LOST YOUR NUKES RUSSIA
Russia: No we lended them to North Korea
*fallout siren goes off*
Taking a long vacation at Antarctica
United States: .....Well sh*t..
The world: that’s very sh*t
Bernest Jones
Lmao! Guess we’re all dead!
U.S : "The fuk!? Are you insane why did you do that!"
Russia: "Meh, we needed the money."
Ah yes the new collectibles have been unlocked
6:17
Imagine going scuba diving and finding and then finding a nuclear bomb
Stop giving DALLMYD ideas
Nope.avi
6:00 I would imagine we'll be able to find that one pretty soon
the glaciers will melt, and reveal the milk
@@Lukethomas2015 nuke* cereal
6:16 what the hell I can see my house lol
abac yolo
hahahahaha
abac yolo lol
abac yolo lol
abac yolo you should be pooping ur pants 💩💩💩💩💩💩
Well, have a nice life I guess lol get the fuck outta there xD
North Dakota ain’t so boring after all.
What if those bases were actually "decoy bases" and were meant to distract us from the real ones
Milo Schwartz While it would be nice to have no nukes in the U.S. it would leave us vulnerable since we could had Mutually Assured Destruction as this is what has kept us of nuclear war.
Milo Schwartz the u.s is stupid for making bases
Jakob Lee 🅞🅞🅞🅞
love that the russians dont even need to send spy planes or drones, they can just watch this video
then DANG there smart.
Australian people be like: Meh, its clickbait
Georgians be like: *ExTrEmE AnXiEtY*
@MemeulousWithEyes did you watch the vid
When I saw Georgia highlighted I did get some anxiety
I watched it and paniked
Me who lives near Savannah:
@@animeee82 well we're both fucking dead
Imagine being an FBI agent, and seeing OP's search history....
where bomb
how 2 find nuke
i lost my nuke help
r/lostnukes
avoid NSA tap
how to avoid NSA
is NSA watching me
Canada air prices
Zero Kelvin Russia political asylum how to
Denis Krasniqi a
i'm actually crying at that reply, such art
Woohoo! A new source of anxiety to keep me up all night!
I'm sure there are secret locations that are unknown to the public.
Serge Ogorodnikov all locations of anything dealing with the Government are secret. It's just not hard to figure out some of the locations. Even I've come across stuff dealing directly with highly classified Government facilities. If you ever see an Aerospace facility or Rockwell Collins place well I'll let you in on a secret. Those buildings have departments that are classified. Aerospace builds parts to all kinds of things from Airplanes to weapons of mass destruction.
How the fuck do you lose _nuclear bombs_??
Just a little heads up: this is a rhetorical question.
Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.
Keep Calm and Call for Fire, it was a rhetorical question, but I appreciate the answer, nonetheless. :)
0861 errah 😁
Mother Greece obama takes em lol
Metallic Jewel, okie dokie then.
The NC Goldsboro nuclear bomb incident was even more terrifying than that: The bomb they actually managed to recover had been release in exactly the same way it would have been if the crew had decided to drop it over enemy territory. The bomb automatically went through all of it's arming steps to detonate and actually sent FIRING SIGNAL to detonate. The only thing stopping it was a two-position finger switch.
If the bomb had landed differently or the switch was flipped when the plane was breaking up around it there would have been at least one 4-megaton detonation in North Carolina. That is fucking terrifying.
Imagine the people who lost 11 nukes telling you you’re too irresponsible to own a gun
usa : we r rlly sorry we lost 11
russia : *WHATCHA TALKN' BOUT' FAM IV'E LOST 40*
in real life:
usa: we are really sorry we lost 11
russia :я не понимаю тебя, мне нужно выучить английский (i don't understand i need to learn english)
usa: Ждем, что мы знаем по-русски, нам очень жаль, что мы потеряли 11 (wait we know russian we are really sorry we lost 11)
russia: ЧТО ТАКОЕ РАЗГОВОР О МЫ ПОТЕРЯЛИ 40 ( WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE LOST 40 )
Very smart america very smart.... putting 3000 nuclear bombs near yellowstone is a great idea
No where near 3000 nuclear bombs at Malmstrom. I know for a fact.
luckily that's not how nuclear bombs work xD
If you think that some air or surface burst nukes are going to set off the caldera you really have no idea the forces involved with a real eruption.
New Mexico is not close to Yellowstone
@@nutsackmania he probably means that if yellowstone errupts it will let off the bombs as well. Yellowstone is a huge problem on its own, and then bringing in radition as well (the blast doesnt matter as the eruption is a lot bigger).
How do you lose a freaking nuke like tf it just got up and walked away
they already told you a bomber crashed or fighter jet sunk, and they never found it
No they are required to be armed to detonate do you think people would be stupid enough to transport these things without a total of 12 different safety measures 0.o?
Daniel Omg Lol Im Dying Of Laughter xD
Emilio Well, if you crash into the ocean it's not like you can just climb out of your cockpit, grab the nuke, and swim to the surface. Plus if the nuke was dropped prior to the crash, then finding the planes black box signal still won't get you the nuke.
Daniel fucking
That 51 nukes is really wait for some idiot guy to step on and then bring us to Fallout game.
President: WHERES THE NUKES?!?! WE ARE IN A NUCLEAR WAR!!!
Goverment: *shrugs shoulders* Dunno.
President: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "DUNNO"
Goverment: well... (thinks about them blowing up cities) um we kind of... use them all (smiles awkwardly)
President: (face palms)
iz pulga *lost them all
iz pulga thanks for killing it fam
Yeah lol thank god that war mongering lying psycopath is on his way out the door. See ya!
Chauncey McGuilicutty not one of you fucks...
Mom: **tells me I’m really Irresponsible for losing my Apple Watch**
The TV: **news report comes on and it’s about a military plane losing 2 nukes**
You're irresponsible for buying an apple watch in the first place.
Me: lives in Glasgow
Also me: thinks I'm safe
RLL: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
also his pronunciation
@@alistairmathie7632 the pronunciation was enough for me to click off the video
@@callmehostile1134 GlasGOW
@@callmehostile1134 same here
Helensborough to be specific 💣
3:40 “Using a best educated guess we can estimate they are all over the place” the best kind of educated guess right there 😂
Cool... I'm in belgium in the middle of 9 nuclear bombs...
IM FKING 83 KM AWAY FROM A NUCLEAR BOMB IN BRUSSEL RIP
george chn I'm quite happy here in Scotland.
george chn i live in Brussel
yay my brother we can die together im in schaerbeek rip my FUCKING LIFE IK HAAT MIJN LEVEN
george chn i know how you feel m8 im dutch :P :)
*Thank god I live in Alaska with only hundreds of ballistic missiles*
Your profile pic is literally everywhere
😂
@@BlueThunderboltsiren Its a meme of a Fornite player who sang a crappy song. I think the song is called Oh yeah yeah
Same
And ex soviet hydrogen bombs
why do u even need 7,000 nukes? like i get maybe a hundred or 200 but 7000?! damn
ItzLouis, just in case you lose 40 🤔
soviet union.
because russia doesnt give a fuck and show no mercy
Russia has more nukes but US has tested more nukes than the Soviets
Bcoz we need to defeat THANOS 🔥🔥🔥
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your Minecraft house when you don’t have enough wood to finish the roof: