THERE'S ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER | Would You Rather
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- Would you rather hang off a cliff or do public speaking to a lot of people? Asking the really hard hitting questions
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Would you rather like this video or subscribe? FOOL! Both is the only answer
Soooo.....what about the Bell??? XD
First like and response waaaaa?!?! Hi jack 😂😂
I'd rather subscribe to the video
@@YoungVinny turd
And the bell?? 😂 🔔
Jack: Get rid of all the glitter!
Little misfortune: Yikes forever
We should just give all the glitter to Misfortune. Then she'd have infinite happiness.
Sophi Walshaw ok
Kookie Kat from league?
that's what I was thinking! poor Misfortune
lol
“I love consuming artistic things”
Jack then went on to eat every piece of modern, past, and future artwork
Goddammit why did I laugh at this
That's cool and all... but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR PFP?
reminds me of a question i saw on yahoo answers
“is it ethical to eat the mona lisa?”
Is that why I have art block? Jack is just eating my drawing ideas lol
I just had an EAR STROKE when I heard him say "Dwane the John Rockson"
Nobody:
Sean: *Wears headphones over hoodie while playing a game without any sounds*
Literally me too
*Seán*
Lmao🤣 that’s me all the time
Hi Im APOP he’s had a long day
I do that a lot, honestly. I blame Jack for being a bad influence.
Jack: **brings minihorse into the house**
Minihorse: **dumps all over the floor, tries to stomp the cat, kicks Jack directly in the balls**
Jack: It's so cute!
DD .....
I died xDD
Fuck regular horses.
@@bell679_ That's illegal.
Syrph ....no one has to find out ;)
"I love consuming artistic things"
Later on the news: MAN BREAKS INTO MUSEUM, THEN STARS EATING THE DISPLAYS
I made the likes 69😏
When Sean goes "It's hard! It's winter!..." He looks like the coziest fuzziest teddybear ever :O
Jack: glitter can die
little missfortune: am i a joke to you?
Cause she's a little lady y'know
Sha-dan!
"Would you rather get in my head or get inside my bed?"
*Wattpad writers are writing*
Yeah, ill take your bed, sleep on the floor like a puppy that isn't potty trained- xD
It was at that moment jack knew .. he done F**ked up
lmao
Ima be in the head either way
Wattpad 💙
The first choice came up and my social anxiety having ass didn’t even have to think twice, dangle me off that cliff bb
Agreed, I'd rather be stranded on a desert island than be in a crowd
Agreed!
Randy Sparks lol why? Forget that man I’d rather be forced to do public speaking every single day for the rest of my life than be stranded on a deserted island. Public speaking seems scary but it isn’t that bad
@@jeremyroberts8822 that's not how anxiety works my guy
Leah R I realize that. I have anxiety myself man but even if you do suffer from anxiety( depending on how bad it is of course) you can get past it in certain ways. Public speaking is something that is always nerve racking no matter how much experience you have imo but once you get up there and start speaking you get into a sort of rhythm and all the sudden it doesn’t seem that bad if that makes sense. I mean come on use some common sense for a sec and think about how it would feel to be dangling off of a damn cliff lol fuck that
When Jack said: "How much liquid comes out when you cry? Even more..? Oh.. I hopre you're okay." I felt that... Needed this Jack
Same, non stop crying cuz of the past. Nice to see how a community can unite
Same
His soft voice was also really reassuring
Savannah ASMR so sweet :,)
@@adaddylicious1748 thanks.
Jack: ooo mini horse I want a mini horse
My brain: he looks so happy someone get this man a mini horse
Time stamp??
Lord Grim I think it’s somewhere between 0:00 and 19:52
@@thetallestofmidgets pffft
Jack: He could come in the house and sit on my couch!
Me: That’s not how horses work
some animal cute level is just untakeable (speaking language of god)
I would rather be dangled off a cliff because I have accepted the inevitablity of death.
Unus annus
momento morry (I probably spelled that wrong)
@@joemoma3092 *memento mori
I think is how it's spelled
Memento mori
Momento mori
Finally, someone who worships both.
He looks like an adorable, sheepish, guilty child when he's talking about his ideal weight
Yes every human looks like s sheep when they talk bout there shit life
Jack: "It get's dark at like 4pm"
Me, in Norway:
@Joshua Zimmerman Depending on how far North in Norway you live, it won't even get light, becuase it's always dark, at least until summer comes around, and on Svalbard, which belongs to Norway, the sun hasn't risen there for months.
Kyrenaz Kanir happens how do they grow anything without sunlight? Also don’t people need sunlight to survive to a certain extent?
@@DarlingDevil4691 They don't grow anything during the winter, it only grows in the summer. During the summer that far North, the Sun will never go down. In the winter when there is no sun, I guess they take D-vitamins through supplements or drink milk, as they have added D-vitamins in Norway.
Jack: "I love consuming artistic things."
Me: *is eating a painting* "Mmmm, acrylic paint."
Oil paints though mmmmm lol
A yes the Mona Lisa, get in my mouth
My strange addiction: art
Y'all never ate your graphic tablets?
Ahhh charcoal (I actually hate charcoal but you said acrylic so..)
The pure sunshine and happiness that radiated from jack when he starts talking about a mini horse made my entire week
It added 50 years to my lifespan
Oh shit
Sameee
I totally understand his excitement😂
"I've gone waaaaay beyond my ideal salary"
Me, a student " *yes* "
PS : good for you jackaboi ❤️
As a poor ana honestly thas a hard choice but id go for ideal weight ngl
jack: oh, a lot? i-i hope ur ok...
me: sobbing noises
"I want something nice and easy..." ends up discussing ancient Rome philosophy.
..But I was really missing this type of stuff. :D
Jack: wears headphones on a game with no sound
Also jack: doesn’t wear headphones on funniest home videos
@David Labriola yes they could
That is true tho
If he does nostalgia week in 2030 what would he do
@@bottyboy5342 fool! Do you really think we could guess that when we're only one month into not only this year, but the whole decade!
/s
Ok that’s all I need
"Playing connect 4 with an emotionally unstable man with an explosive temper"
So you're playing connect 4 with Bakugou?
Hahahaha YES
LMAO YES
You mean my father
Yeah but if I was that sweaty all the time I would be mad
oh my god
No one:
Jack: *DwAyNe ThE jOhN rOcKsOn*
14:39 reminds me that stan lee once said something like "someone who does something just because its the right thing to do even if they know there is no chance of a reward is a real life hero"
❤️Lived a man,
Died a legend.❤️
He lived has a legend and died has a legend he will never be forgotten he was more human then anyone rip
Jack's sister: **struggling to stay upright in 2 inch heels**
Jack strutting gracefully in 6 inch stilettos while eating a burrito: *WEAK*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahgagagahagahahagagahahhahhhha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anti in thigh high Barbi heels eating mashed potatoes: *YOUR WEAK JUST LIKE HER*
Someone please make fanart of these XD
“Dwayne the John Rockson”😂🤣
Jwayan the Dawn Rockson
12:10 my son is 6 years old. THIS represents exactly what playing connect 4 with him feels like. I let him win, a lot. And I am not proud of it 😅
Fart glitter"im a little lady you know" "shuuu little but crack weare being ninjas"
O H Y E A H
That was my favorite series, mostly because it was long and there was funny references.
Fancy
Ash Playz i cried at the end
😂
“I love consuming artistic things”
Now we know what happened to Van Gogh’s ear...
_c h o m p_
12:08
Jack: "This is an actual delema."
Me, without hesitation: "Take him down. The world doesn't go easy on anyone so neither will I."
Wait til you have kids. You will think differently about this 😂
Solina587 take them down too. They have to work for the win.
@@Solina587 i ain't spoiling nobody lol. I'll nurture their creative talents but they will have to earn their own victories.
CEO of spelling dilemma
@@kspann oh my dear, i assure you, my spelling problems excede far beyond improper vowel placement. Autocorrect and I once had an longterm relationship.
"Dwayne The Jock Rockson"
I almost missed that.
You did.. Because he said Dwayne the JOHN Rockson not JOCK
Don't know if that was sarcastic or not but yeah, that.
"Quantifiable" and "Space" shouldn't be in the same Category. Its scary how infinite and unquantifiable it is actually.
Jdnvg i thought the same thing lol
Your a big brain
Precisely!
Séan: "Dwayne the John rockson"
Me: "I don't know what it is but this doesn't sound right"
Also me: *plays part back until I figure out what it is*
*Something's wrong, I can feel it*
I really want this timestamp
@@josefzalusky7307 it's just, a feeling i've got
Ah at first I felt like I needed more sleep
Replaying it like 5 Times.
Jack: I wanna see that too.. But only in cgi or something.
Animation artist: I got you boo!
I'm pretty sure jack has already done this at the end of one of his videos I I remeber just being happy watching a video then traumatized by it XD
If you ran a society, would you rather:
*Have your society focus on culture* or
*Have your society focus on Science*
People who watch Dr.Stone: *Now this is exhilarating*
Since it sounds like you haven't had Four Loko before Jack, lemme break it down for you
Four Loko is:
- Basically a hard energy drink (without the caffeine)
- By virtue of the above, is way too sweet/sugary
- 14% Alc/vol
- NOT a mixer
- The best way to guarantee a vicious hangover
It's liquid meth in a can.
Kruzthewolf it sounds like you’ve had some experience with this shit.
stew He probably has
Yeah... Kinda gagged a little when he showed the cans. I remember when they took the caffeine out.
4/5 Alcoholics agree, Four Lokos are the easiest way to get fucked up.
7:06 To quote Robin Williams from "Dead Poet's Society," "...medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." You need both the logical pursuits and the artsy pursuits to make life worth-while.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
Robin Williams - A legend before his time
so which one is it? what do you choose?
Ahh I love dead poets society it's one of my favourite movies
Jack:...or fight "Dwayne The John Rockson"
Me: That's a big oops😂
"DWAYNE "THE JOHN" ROCKSON!" 🤣
“If you had mini horse you can bring him inside and sit on the couch”
You can do with a regular horse if you tried hard enough
Yup regular horses can fit through most doors. Provided they aren’t too fat. lol
Yeah you can if you have tons of money for reparation for your home
Every pet is an indoor pet if you try hard enough.
I liked the comment so you could have 69 likes...... nice
Danielle Fields or you could get a dog
Jack: I would rather get in a fight with The Rock
Everyone: Why would you...
Jack: A PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!
TheGamerLiamMinix haha
I don't know a pillow fight with the rock would still hert
No one said what the pillow could be made of... For example, jack could use a metal pillow...
Ouch.....
8:57 Dwayne “The John” Rockson ? Like whaaaat
"Would you rather get inside my head or get inside my bed" séan mcloughin 2020 (sorry for bad spelling)
I was like whatttttttt
"I love consuming artistic things" - Jacksepticeye 2020
I beg you, just keep him away from the bloody museums
slappy he gone eat a fake dinosaur
No one:
Jack in a museum: I'd like 3 Monalisas with fries and a soda
Noice
Banana: “Why do I hear boss music?”
Somebody actually makes a shirt that says "Glitter gets everywhere, especially up your a** crack" and gives it to Jack.
The ironic twist: *the quote is written in glitter*
*Harvard would like to know your location and if you'd like a scholarship*
69 likes, ayyy
Yasssss
Is he going to pax this year cause we could make this happem
games don't exist on the internet anymore due to flash shutting down, this was Jacks doing 18:05
Incorrect, they are just changing it to a different thing and the games will still work
Soooooo my childhood games are closing for nothing? Welp. I'm going to America to smack the game company now-
GD Quadren yeah ik, like happy wheels which survived.
GD Quadren hundreds of .io games.. but what about papa’s pizzeria
3:50 fleshlight created by four loko "interesting"
Jack: the documentary is still being made
Little misfortune: fancyyy
🌎
Little misfortune: Yikes Forevever, Sshh little butt crack
I'm gonna bring some GIANT JENGA!
Bengimen
This entire reply section would be so confusing for someone who didn’t know
The fact that jack started saying “I hope you’re ok” made me just go “AWWWWWW”
SomePersonAnimates ikr 😭
SomePersonAnimates Annie are you okay?
Ironically I was watching this feeling down looking for something to cheer me up, then Jack said "if a lot (of tears) is coming out then I hope you're ok."
I needed that. 😥
"Whatever you want to be in life, I hope you accomplish it" ahh so wholesome. I really needed to hear that
Jack: public speaking isn't that hard
Me: I can't even stand in front of over 10 people without feeling woozy
You: "...10 people..."
Me: I can't speak in front of myself.
I cant even speak X3
I did a presentation in class last year and my legs actually started to shake, like i thought that only happened in movies
@Hiya There!
That’s the thing. People don’t know who you are...So we feel more comfortable. No one knows how awkward or ugly we are in real life. They can’t laugh in our faces cause they don’t know what our faces are like, or where we are. The internet can be a safe haven for people with social anxiety. As crazy as it sounds, I’d rather be dangled off a cliff...because speaking to someone can become He🥢
dangle me over a cliff. lol
Words of Jacksepticeye:
“Dwane Johnson is a specimen of a man”
You mean Dwayne Rockson?
@@pavelvokac6292 no
he said Dwayne "The John" Rockson at 8:56
AR 1 also words of Jacksepticeye:
“I’d love to have a pillow fight with Dwayne the John Rockson” lmao
Yes, that is correct.
Séan: "and then your mom kicks you out of the house because your doing nothing with your life and you should go to college"
Me: Oh..
as an ancient history student, hearing jack talk about stoicism and sophistry made me so happy
He’d be as tall as his “Beautiful Dutch Queen” if he wore heels
9:34 Jack: “I would like him (the rock) to beat me up any day.”
Fanfic writers: 😏😏😏
a s s e m b l e
Rocksepticeye confirmed
o h f u c k o f f
N O N O N O
The rock even said "i like this guy" do Jack.
*"Dwayne the "John" Rockson"*
not sure what that is, but I don't like the sound of it
I would definitely rather have a mini horse because RIP Lil' Sebastian.
Jack: When you pee, how much comes out? A lot? sometimes. When you cry how much comes out? More? … well, I hope you're ok
That is most heartfelt, sweetest thing ever, I...
Gracefully Artistic I know right!
Jack:“would you rather get inside my head or get inside my bed”
Fan girls:“my time has come”
🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOO
Yep
*Dragshandacrosschest* I wish you would have stayed single longer.
I could see it happening 😂
That would you rather be remembered for something bad or never known for something good question is extremely layered, and not just for the reasons Jack outlined. My biggest fear is being forgotten, that I'll die and have left no impact on anyone or anything. If I dropped off the face of the earth for no reason tomorrow, how many people would even notice?
So then would I rather prevent my greatest fear and be remembered for eternity, (which sounds pretty sweet), but have it be for something awful, or accept that I will inevitably be forgotten and do something good with my life with no one ever knowing? It's a really interesting question.
Thank you for speaking on stoicism, it is very cool that someone with your reach brought it up so new and younger people can learn about it.
Jack : I love stuff that is quantifiable
*Immediately after*
Jack : I love space...
Imagine jack in high heels being as tall as his goddess girlfriend
Lovelly and wholesome
I don't know if that would be enough
He'd need some really tall ones!
@@possummagic1341 depends on how high they are. some high heels are ridiculous.
they could also wear matching high-heels! the two are adorable together anyway!
16:46 I think the real question with this one is "Would the great thing exist, to be discovered and spread by another if you don't choose it/would the evil thing exist if you don't choose it, and not be prevented if you don't choose it?"
My favourite person talking about my favourite subject (philosophy)... I can die happy now.
Not gonna lie, I would genuinely prefer being dangled off a cliff. I get so shook up with public speaking (even in front of classes of people I know) that my whole body goes cold and I shake like the earth is splitting in two.
I've been working on it but damn, being dangled is put vague enough that I can assume I'll be safe and pulled up afterwards and the anxiety of that won't follow me through my years like botching a presentation...
Why am I rambling???
I can relate. My anxiety goes from a normal about 50 to 1000 in the span of a second. It makes me so nervous to speak in front of even 1 person, much less 109
I am absolutely terrified of heights and public speaking so I say neither.
I fucking hate public speaking, especially because this case sounds like possibly 10s to 100s of people. No thanks.
And weirdly enough I feel like as long as it's safe the view might be really pretty, and heights are weirdly exciting and fun to me, might be the weird impulse to jump but-- uh, the view's pretty
Also no worries buddy you can vent all you want, it's okay lmao we're all a mess here so no one judges
Nobody:
Also literally everybody: DwAyNe ThE JoHn RoCkSoN
Hi cheelai
Thx. So Im not the only one noticing that.
Can u smel wat the roc is cookn
Dwayne The Jock Rohnson
there are 419 likes only let it get 420
I’ve not watched jack in soo long feels great to watch him again
Literally just came back to this video just to see jack ask if I'm ok. Pulls my heartstrings every time.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Jack the "Eye" Septic:
"Dwayne the John Rockson"
Wow people keep using the nobody meme in 2020
@@futuf2265
It's a quality and diverse meme template. Why not?
@@futuf2265 because it's still a decent meme template with lots of potential.
@@futuf2265 OK Mr F
@@davidlarkin1040 "a lot of potential" dude literally any "nobody:" meme is this formula:
Nobody:
(Somebody: [Strange thing somebody said that is funny])
It's not original and it doesn't have potential because it's just a way to write funny quotes somebody said, and the "nobody:" doesn't add anything to make the meme funnier
Can confirm: Carbonara sauce in the veins does qualify you for partial Italian-ness, but it has to be the good, homemade stuff.
Jack: would you rather only ever having twitter or Instagram as your social media.
Me: neither.
4:42 is such a great transition to the inequality of distribution in wealth
You know he is a true GAMER when he is wearing headphones while playing Would you rather.
OMG I just noticed that!!!!
10:35 I like how he’s just geeking out over the thought of having a tiny horse 🤣
Forgot how much i love jacks vids tbh
17:10 Your bed Jack no questions asked
"would you rather get inside my head or get inside my bed?" is this an invitation for a sleepover jack? I'm down!!
i am kinda sleepy anyways
I definitely would go
I’ll bring everybody cookies!!
@@Mr_Murdersalot sounds great
YAY!!!
Jack: "Or non-stop crying for the rest of your life"
But Jack also says that a meme a day keeps the sadness away so....
*slaps whiteboard*
*LAUGH!*
Meme Time > non-stop crying
stop for fucks sake, you are just like my ex and mostly all jack's fans
"im depreshon"
depression isnt sadness and depression isnt an expression, stop it my god
MAX LM r/wooooosh
@@maxeros4725 its a fucking joke so STFU
damn bro you got the whole squad laughin
His excitement around the idea of having a mini horse is adorable.
i want more of these
sean: what’s four loko?
me: the battery acid of alcohol that teens drink when underage
4:07 I like how it just casually pans over the fleshlight version of Four Loko without any acknowledgment
D̵a̸r̶k̵ ̵U̵l̵r̷i̶c̸ what’s that?
Just wanna say that as a very effeminate gay man, Jack being like “do whatever you want man” to the “gentlemen: high heels or nail polish” question warmed my heart, like hell yeah doesn’t matter whether you’re a man or woman, gay or straight, cis or trans, EVERYONE looks great in high heels and/or nail polish imo
Really enjoy these.
"Non-stop peeing"
Me: Death Stranding
I see Jack is bringing back his 2013 intro where he doesn't yell it, just calmly says "Top o' the mornin to ya laddies"
It’s been a while since I have truly enjoyed a video from jack
Jack: how much come out when you cry... even more, oh, okay, I hope your okay
Me: *through cries* thank you
It’s official that jack is the nicest TH-camr ever
“The mini horse could play with your cat!”
* Imagines the mini horse bucking the cat into a wall *
BB!!!
(edited)
This is dark af and I love it
You cannot watch shark tank on Netflix though
This is why you’re my favorite TH-camr. You’re so wholesome. I love that you gave a little lesson on the ‘Paint your nails OR wear high heels’ question. Thank you for being the light that many need.
that bit made me so happy and cured my bad mood, ngl
Not only that but also calling out billionaires
7:50
Jack would be an amazing DnD player to have oh my god
TBH I don't not like public speaking but like being dangled over the edge of a cliff sounds pretty fun. Sign me up.
"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans"- Stephen Hawking
shitttttt
Yep and after a while the aliens would feel bad but do nothing to help
Actually with the aliens being so advanced technologically, that would be accompanied with being morally advanced and see us as a primitive species and leave us alone to evolve as to not interfere with nature. Think of it as them watching documentary of us.
So is this technological advancement not at all like native primitive cultures getting wiped out by Europeans with guns and the like?
Or maybe aliens don’t have lasers and funny spacecrafts made from strange metals and are actually just a strange form of bacteria😂
Anakin: "I hate sand."
Jack: "I hate Glitter."
We just need to wait until he kills all the younglings.
if hating glitter makes you kill younglings then sign me up for some child murder
We must find a Palpatine-like figure to push Jack to the Dark Side.
@@nickclark1815 pewds?
@@nickclark1815* YES*
@@nickclark1815 D a r k i p l i e r.
P.S. Haven't we seen Antisepticeye already?
You cry about waking up at 8am, I have to be be at the bus stop at 7:30 and wake up at 6:30 lol, and when I’m in high school, I have to be at the bus stop at 6:45AM
2:50 I needed that, way too much and way too often