Valheim is the most dangerous survival game there is
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.พ. 2021
- I'm scared of the ocean now
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zanny: starts video with an ocean
everyone: the coast of tsushima
Lol
Coastheim
3 Souls, trapped in Purgatory...
When zanny notices me
Ok
"DONT SHOOT IT YOU'RE ANGERING IT!"
5 secconds later...
"KILL IT KILL IT NOW!"
me with spiders
@@aksestarset lmao
That was my dad the other day
"Trust the Cat"
5 seconds later
"DON'T TRUST THE CAT!"
The download size is literally 1.1 gigabytes. They made a beautiful, compelling, content-packed game that sells for $20 and is just over a gigabyte.
Kudos to the devs i started playing yesterday and I'm enjoying a lot
triple A Game devs hate that trick
I was worried when download started, no game this small can be good? Is this Pacman? But I was wrong
Here's the flaws which need to be fixed in Valheim.... hopefully these changes arrive:
1) The enemy bosses are couch potatoes merely waiting to be summoned and killed. That's just sad.
**THE FIX:** The enemy bosses should be randomly generated inside the world and moving with possibly causing damage or creating monsters. The enemy bosses could then be unlimited allowing endless replay value.... as compared to killing the last boss and reaching 'end of game'. Allow us to keep adventuring and encountering new enemy bosses.
2) The game allows you to create these uber powerful walls which can't be harmed and uber powerful ditches resulting with enemy waves during a siege to be completely powerless. When two trolls just stand helplessly waiting to be killed.... that's a game flaw. When I feel sorry for the monsters\enemies that's when I stop playing a game.
**THE FIX:** Only allow the actual wooden walls and stone walls.... maybe some stronger walls later,,,, but siege attacks should always be an actual concern in the game.
3) The lack of personal inventory and chest inventory is simply ridiculous. There's not a single game I have encountered which has a smaller inventory, but one may exist.
**THE FIX:** Personal inventory should be tripled and the inventory within chests should be increased by ten times.
4) A player might play the game for 3 years fighting, training, exercising... yet even after 3 years you still have the same weak hit points. All of your hit points are *only* from the food you are eating which is wrong.
**THE FIX:** fighting, training, exercising and eating healthy should all be included when identifying total hitpoints. It's foolish to think someone such as Hercules would have low hit points simply because he missed breakfast and lunch.
@@NTJedi I mostly agree, I also think that there should be a way to actually see your character besides the main menu.
"What you said was so stupid, he learned English just to correct you." best burn today.
When I get a notification I don’t even need to see The title all I need is the thumbnail to know it’s Zanny
LMFAO SAME
Was about to comment about that tobey but yea this is facts.
s ame
Fr
Lmao really good comment
Zanny: *Puts Bully Maguire in the thumbnail*
Everyone: *Not bad kid*
Well he is new york Parker not bully maguire
Still got the moves
Didnt laugh...
YOULL GET YOUR REGULAR MAGUIRE WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
When I saw they were swimming to the plains I died inside
frrr
Lmao, same.
I laughed my ass off actually. 😭
i literally went wide eyed and was like NO!!!! NONONO!!! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Zanny:
*Fights Mobs Properly*
Josh From Let's Game It Out:
*Sets every living entity on fire by abusing campfires*
Josh is basically the embodiment of torment
@@correctmeifurgay7199 no, graystillplays is torment, Josh is chaos
@@killerbean6254 Josh's computer would argue otherwise
The audience: So it’s not Minecraft but it’s Minecraft?
Zanny: Well yes, but actually no.
Free palheim
It's more like a valheim rust or ark survival than minecraft
And every first person shooter is a Doom clone.
its runescape
Its better and free free as in more cheap
Credit have to be given to the guy who played the titanic flute
Took one for the team haha
@@romeroedgar5675 OH MY GOD ITS YOU XD
@@romeroedgar5675 I bow to you good sir, you contributed to 20 minutes of content from a 2hour long stream.
@@romeroedgar5675 that flute made me crack a rib lmao gg
Watching you flee a sea serpent, into a swamp, into leeches, straight into the plains was entertaining.
"What you said was so stupid, he learned English just to correct you."
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD. DEAD.
When we lost all our stuff and didn't know we could just cheat: Painheim.
@Matt V I can promise you that ain't ever happening 😂😭
@Matt V LOL Matt our campaign might've failed. 🤡
Screw that, I wanna see more caluben
@Shadow blazer ngl I wanna see that again!
only the weak uses a cheat, u die u delete ur char, create a new one
"if you're looking for your stolen artifacts they're in the british museum"
I nearly spit out my tea
Who tf drinks tea
@@jakefastf enough people to empty 273 billion litres
@@jakefastf Canadians and Brits
@@jakefastf Wrong question. All that matters is wether it was yorkshire tea or not.
I guess the Asians who are big tea drinkers didn’t even make this convo lmao
Zanny: "Arise!"
The Elder: * arises *
Zanny: "FUCK GO BACK!"
Zanny: "We need to F***k**g park the boat right now"
Everyone: *The COAST OF TSUSHIMA*
Return of the Cheddar Knight: Switching to Norse Mythology
The Cheddar Jarl
The cheddar chad
The cheddar
The ched
The
Zanny’s singing hits harder than my dad’s belt
-sun zoo
Dayumnn
Belting = singing so could be interpreted both ways lol
Sounds like he’s a beta with a limp wrist if he can’t beat you harder than that.
It do doa
"I´m scared of the ocean now"
Subnautica in a nutshell
Have you seen below zeros leviathans? They all have special death animation and it's TERRIFYING.
8:40
As a brazilian, i can basically confirm that's a very good representation of how the portuguese discovered our country. You only forgot to include the dinossaurs, besides that, this video would probably be in a museum.
e aí meu compatriota
@@johanmanochio9970 eae meu parça, deboas?
@@heyfell4301 suavão meu bom
Zanny needs to play God of War or Marvel’s Spider-Man.
Spider-Man especially because he moaned about it before.
God of War because boy
Spiderman remastered bundle is god Tier
Zanny plays what he wants to play
@@grimlyte6466 well to be fare he said he wanted to play Spider-Man
@@grimlyte6466 understandable. He did say multiple times he wanted to play Spiderman, though
@@Penigale I'm not jealous i'm naht
"Target the innocent! I'm like the US military"
The US be looking at Zanny vibin in the Philippines. An island country. In Asia.
The US after seeing this video: "We've committed crimes against the Philippines before and we'll do it again"
Walter nervously sweats
@@cemmvids When? Filipinos got US citizenship after joining the US military and fighting the Japanese during WWII.
@@isorokudono the Philippine-American War from 1899 to 1902, which was the war that created the racist poem by Kipling and concept "white man's burden"
@@cemmvids S.N.O.R.E. You're boring.
"you and me being team Godzilla this is actually perfect, we are gonna fuck this monkey up."
this pleases me knowing Zanny is team Godzilla
Nothing beats the terror of the first time you meet a troll
Zanny: *put’s chicken in oven*
The broast of Tsushima
READ MOOOOORE
Zanny "Oh God it's the British"
Me a Brit: *sips tea melicously"
Me a non-Brit: Is that malicious or melicious?
Melonicously
me a hispanic: que..
@@Evilwolf21 he meant malicious it's not an England thing he just spelt it wrong
@@marge3199 no we do spell it like that. America spell it the other way
"If you're looking for your stolen artifacts they're at the British Museum".... 😂
0:17 LOVE THE SONG
Not even a minute in and Caleb is drowning
This is a way to go Sean moment
way to go caleb
way to go, sean. You've let Caleb drown.
Zanny screaming plus that flute
Quality content
Imagine it with pirates of the caribbean theme music
oh man i beat valheim over a month ago and this brings back all the stupid memories of playing this game with my friends
and now its un-beaten, again because of the new biome and boss :p
@@thorveim1174 yerp
We plan to start playing it again soon
Zanny: We are Palheim
We are Strong
We are Indomitable
For we are *CHEATERS!!*
Ghost of Tsushima: You are therefore relieved of a Samurai's Honor
"Oh god, we're the British" When you realize you're not the good guys lol
you talking mad shit for someone in colonizing distance....
bad ending
Yeah, society is so bad right guys like we should all go back to slinging spears and shitting in the bushes behind our mudhuts
@@dylanmonstrum1538 what are you talking about? There are Scots in Glasgow that still behave like that today. ;D
@@thegeneralmitch There's a reason they were called barbarians!
Me: Copies someone’s comment
*The repost of Tsushima*
Me: Brags about getting likes for a comment that isnt even funny
*The Boast of Tsushima*
Being the 69th like and having the obligation to tell the world about it.
*The memer of Tsushima*
@@halfiem2510 70th like I have ruined your meme
@@dysphoria_1.040 *The Pain of Tsushima*
"I'll leave this evil lookin' guy, he's just vibin'. TARGET THE INNOCENT! I'm roleplaying the US military."
Lmfao
“I’m role playing the US military” had me rollin
Basically this game is a mix of sea of thieves, AC Valhalla, and a discount dark souls.
Interesting.
And minecraft
ye
And terraria, with the bosses and the individual character mechanic
And better than all of them
It's not better than dark souls lol
"roleplaying the US military"
Holy shit that got dark fast. Was pretty funny though.
We're not the only ones that do that.
@@cswizzle1890 "we might have commited terrible war crimes, but uh duh some other people did it too, so we're not bad!"
@Nate Chamberlain-Marks
That's right, unlike some "people" we in the US Army only believe in ethical slaughter of Civilians of Foreign origins
@Nate Chamberlain-Marks just: what
"average level of genocidal" yeah that sounds way better and excuses all criticism based around slaughter of native americans and trying to destroy the ones that were left, causing dozens of wars in Middle East and Africa, asassinating African political leaders that wanted to get rid of US influence in their countries and supporting dictators that came after them.
@@wzdzysawzninosyn4905 name one
It's been years and the titanic flute timing still fuckin kills me
*Sees Zanny having more fun in 15 minutes than I've had in 40 hours*
I need friends
"The boat is at half health!"
Serpent Maguire: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
I never thought the sacrificing children meme would ever return
Target the innocent.
Im roleplaying the US military.
Gold.
I really love how much this Channel has been growing, and I'm sure Zanny would say the same thing.
*The Boast of Tsushima*
The “skirr” when singing Valheim felt like a Migos album and I'm not opposed to it.
I swear, whoever played that titanic flute deserves a medal.
i died when that happened. LOL
now i have to go to a british museum to get my things back.
This actually looks like a pretty neat game. I wouldnt mind seeing more of it on this channel
1:55 im saving the sea serpent reaction for when I need a boost dyring the day
Zanny: "I'm going to take my boat to the old Town road"
Serpent: *exists*
Zanny few seconds later: *scared zanny noises*
Serpent : Hello there
@@OrangeXJam Zanny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Odin: “Ay my man, I like your cut. You can come to Valhalla now.”
Zan & Co. : “No, wait... our progress...”
The feeling you get in valheim the first time seeing a sea serpent (I wasn't on a boat though, but a raft, in the middle of the stormy ocean) or the trolls is honestly hard to match.
Zanny: What other shanties do you know?
Proceeds to sing *"Old Town Road" on Sea*
Sing “My Mother Told Me” next time you voyage with the boys for full Viking immersion
Zanny: Ooooooooooooooo Vegetation that looks friendly
The draugrs bugs leeches and sea monsters:
The sheer terror in the first minute of the vod was amazing.
Only OGs know that the original title was "Valheim is the next big survival game mark my words"
DAAAMMNN boy, I thought I was the only one who saw that
God I love this game. The building is clean, the music is great, the lighting is beautiful, it’s fun with friends, the hunting and boss fights are fun, it’s everything I’ve wanted from the survival genre. It also works with the flight stuck i use for Microsoft flight sim, so I’ll be doing a play through using that sometime soon.
Zanny: I’m gonna have new outro
Also Zanny: So that was a fucking lie
zanny and the bois when they got attacked by the s
erpant is basically the us navy when they incounterd the kamikaze
Wheres buzzsaw's harmonica at man?
All the ogs will get that reference
Zanny you're an actual life saver - I just finished watching the sequels for the first time and this 14:37 video had more action, drama and comedy than all three movies combined.
He’s probably meeting other girls
What he’s actually doing: 1:34
Everybody: watch serious, well analyzed and long video game youtube critics before deciding if buying a game
Me: Waits till zanny post a video
Please do more of this, I was crying of laughter most of the time, probably because I’m tired but it’s still great.
"I'm roleplaying the US military" holy shit Zanny
It’s funny when zanny and his friends where on the boat and they get attacked by a sea serpent
I just totally died laughing at you guys with the jokes. Such chemistry, much wow. Yeah... best moments are when you don't know what to do and die repeatedly.
I rewatch the valheim series so often its just such a fun few videos to watch
Little bit of information on note mythology that serpent is jörmungandr son of Loki and he is ginormous he covers the entire sea
He's called the world serpent and encircles the entire world I'm pretty sure
@@juicedrinkingknight8207 his official name is jörmungadr
@@a.drian. yeah I know
holy, this might be my new favorite channel. the humor is on point. loved it
”This game looks so good”
Zanny: ”i cannot see im legally blind”
Me after zanny says that he’s team Godzilla : ah I see you are a man of culture as well
“Lived through the Mongol invasion.”
Never was a game simultaneously so much chill and so much stress
Damn i had so much fun watching this! My best moment when your friend started singing „Hurt”, that was so in the spot hahah
What we learned from the boat section is that there's always a bigger fish.
Black Forest good job the us policie aren’t there
Plz shut the fuck up
Zanny goes sailing: "Not to worry we are still sailing half a ship"
I lost hours of work in the depths of the ocean. All my loot is guarded by a sea serpent. God I love this game.
Zanny and the boys: *See sea monster*
Zanny and the boys: “now that is an Avengers level threat”
This is the embodiment of singing sea shanties with the boys
Zanny:
*enjoys nature for it's true beauty*
The Black Forest:
"we do a little trolling"
The fact that they fought the serpent just to wander into a plains biome with troll armor is just *chef's kiss*
" haven't played anything else in 4 day except valhiem" dang thats me
"I can't see because of the MAST"
*The most 3-D thing ever*
Zanny: 9:37
Me who's bosses all spawned at least twice that far, with bonemass being close to the edge of the map: "Those are rookie numbers, lad"
Ill be honest, seeing "Plains" pop up on the screen terrified me infinitely more than the serpent. Those deathsquito's.... They are death incarnate
Your a Viking! LEGENDARY!!
I JUST bought Jedi Fallen order and I’m playing it for the first time now
Have so much fun
Its a very fun and sometimes hard game
@Nate Chamberlain-Marks I have not dealt with him yet but I sense he will soon be on his way for more
"what do you do with a drunken sailor" you brutally murder him.
I too, know the lyrics of Hurt by heart.
Edit: My Elder was also across a vast sea. Unfortunately for me the winds literally never blew the direction I needed. I ended up just making a whole new world seed where all the bosses are close by to save some time for later farming
8:19 well you see zanny, you just discover Australia
Target the innocent!
* US military has entered the session.
Zanny freaking out....screaming...and his over zealous laughs are the best part of all his content...
But in this...titanic flute moment takes the cake!!!
I'm not doubting zannys godly boating skills but stepping onto a boat in that game feels like stepping onto the ferry to hades.
Zanny is so rich he doesn’t need a puppy commercial break 🤯
when the vikings be trapped in Walmart
This has become my favourite video game. Glad you are playing it.
3:54
Looking back at it, the outline of the discovered land looks like a robot about to throw a punch
Can we get a health update on Perry the Platypus from the Gryphon video?