Overwatch 2 is free but I still feel scammed
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ต.ค. 2022
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This one has a puppy break
Random words
Nice
gobble
Nice
That's all I needed to hear
This man is going to flinch everytime he gets an achievement from now on
Maken me wanna actafoo 😩
hi acting male
Hello acta mano
ACT MAN
My man!
Once Zanny started naming only the female characters I knew what was up 😂
Lmao
🤔🤔🤔🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except zarya
I could tell the moment he said he was gonna name characters
Getting a "shutout" achievement right as you get booted from the server is absolute poetry
Shakespear would be proud
Bro 1k likes and 2 replies lmao
ok
“Oh no I got an achievement!” You never EVER want your players to say this, but I’m glad it’s happened to Zanny so I can laugh my ass off~
This game really makes you feel like you’re in line at the DMV
It was pain trying to get my license
Appointments are the way to go
Peak gaming
Just que on the Asian region and it will connect you to NA instantly.
Not even, because the last time I was at the DMV, I was called almost immediately, upside of being there on a Thursday at noon in September.
i’ve never heard someone so terrified of getting an achievement
Bro anytime I get a achievement I get kicked I got 5 dif achievements the other day on comp
You see something new everyday
@@mexicanfattboy same I got a 20 hr ban from it
It should be fixed now lol was getting achievements today and yesterday just fine didn't get kicked anymore
Same lol
The achievement “The friend zone” that kicks you out of the game and back into the queue LMAO
lets be honest, we're all watching this because we wish we could play like this with a friend group
Too true
I got 1 friend and when we get laughing it’s amazing
Friend? Whats that, some new software?
What’s y’all’s tags … overwatch group ?
It would probably be cool to have friends
“No one in Blizzard is fixing the ddos attack because they are busy harassing the employees” got me lol.
[Wheeeeeeeze] that's perfect
ok
ok
ok
Accurate.
I love that one of the achievements was "the friend zone" and it kicked zanny.
That was perfect timing.
@@johnsaints969 it’s not really perfect timing as the achievements are what kicked Zanny out of the game
when he get an achievement the server disconnected him
The was called shut out and he got kicked to the que 😂
It seems like another bug. Everytime I get an achievement mid match I get disconnected myself. I dunno why but I do know it’s annoying as fuck
1:07 for anyone wondering why it just has a picture of Zariya, he cut the joke of not knowing her name because he hasn't watched any porn of her
literally 1984
I was waiting for that joke.
I think it was worse than that lmao, he said "I don't know I haven't jerked off to her" so I can see why he cut it tbf
I saw that joke in a reaction video and was so confused when it didn’t appear. Should have kept it after all he is making a video for gamers so we can all relate
Irs cause this video was made in 2022
Honestly sounds like you'd enjoy Reaper with your list. He can teleport and fade to run away, hits like a truck has a good amount of health and can heal. Also the ladies love him
As a lady, I can confirm
It’s so cool they made the Overwatch tag into an actual game.
💀
ok
ok
💀
Dead.
Dragonblade actually makes the entire enemy team attack you at the same time
I hate it when that happens
2:47 Reinhardt definitely has all the qualities
I keep replaying 7:12-7:26 and I still don't know why I'm addicted to doing so.
It's hilariously entertaining. 11/10 zanny voice acting
That intro when he's naming characters was peak content🔥😂
Holy shit over 5k likes that's crazy glad yall agree tho😂👍🏾
Slowly realizing how he knows them as he continues to name only the female characters xD Gold
It’s soo good
@@mohawkan423023 EXACTLY😂😂😂
I think he would've been able to name doomfist as well if you know wich video im talking baout
crigne content. joke went on too long
*Zanny gets achivement*
Also Zanny: No...No...No, no, no, no...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
THAT WAS MY REACTION WHEN I FINALLY REALIZED WHY I WAS GETTING DISCONNECTED
And this is why I always watch other people player new games these days instead of try and be first , shit like this
Zanny: gets an achievement
Blizzard: back to the queue dungeon with you
12:01 the delay on that headshot is insane. anyone who has to play like this deserves all the animated shorts they desire.
Overwatch is the game you play while your parents plan to kick you out.
Its the reason why the are kicking you out
@Kоdу Ko shorts 🅥 I’m not clicking on it, it’s probably one of those cooking videos!
Your parents the only thing kicking you out more than Overwatch 2
And Overwatch 2 is the game you play while being kicked out!
I literally got kicked out while playing overwatch 😅
Got my own 4 walls now so its fine 👀
You could instantly tell what he did on PH and why he knew certain names better than others lmao
Nooo. He got rid of the Zarya joke. lol
Yeah, it felt something was wrong
Whyyyyy it's been out for long enough :( that was funny af
What was the joke?
@@denizseyhan1053 The picture of Zarya appears
Zanny replies "Pass"
Champ says "Bro that's a girl"
Zanny replies "Idk, I have never jerked off to her"
@@denizseyhan1053 The joke was that when it came to Zarya, Zanny said he doesn't know her. His friends asked how he didn't when she's female and Zanny said something along the lines of 'I dunno, I didn't want any porn of her!'
The fact that he has more fun playing games while queuing than while playing overwatch 2
It says a lot doesn't it
Go back to your stage freddy
He seems to be enjoying it
Literally not quantifiable. How were you born in 87 and making false equivalence like a preteen
It's like Netflix and Chill. Where you tell your friends to get together playing a game but really you're enjoying the time together but in Netflix and chill it's the se-
-Never played a minute of Overwatch
-Recognize Pharah immediately
Zanny is all culture.
Pharah best girl
“No son. Having a crippling porn addiction does not make you “a man of culture”.”
@@kaijuslayer3334 Having been on R34 doesn't mean you have a crippling addiction, and the whole point of the "man of culture" thing is people who recognise their intersts and those of similar people but don't force others to hear about it
@@rory8182 if you aren't addicted then stop for a month.
@@tubbie2326 Welcome to November, there is a reason that NNN exists and it is to ensure that no you aren't addicted, you just enjoy relaxing
1:08 bruh y did zanny cut the most legendary moment 💀
I love how you are the only content creator I know of that actually lives life during these videos. I live it
I remember the first Kirin break. Now there is three puppers. How Zanny has evolved.
They’re multiplying
This is the greatest character development ever seen.
@@aerickmon3350 lol
You make it sound like he gives birth to them
I don't even understand the sentence.
Legend says Zanny is still queuing into Overwatch 2 to this day
for years, the poor man has lost his sanity, waititng in vain for a game that he can't play
ok
Lmao😐
and the another legend says his nfsw collection is still expanding to this day and it has reached 2gb
Oh, the video got the part where you don't know who the strong woman with pink hair is: cutted out
Fr
When Zanny realises he has an achievement 😂
Burst into laughter when you got the "Excuse me" achivement and got DC'd it was like it was politely kicking you out of the game lmao
it knows what its doing 😭
"Friend Zoned"
_Disconnects_
@@niaford690 "Excuse me"
*disconnects*
"Shut out"
Just like he got shut out of the Blizzard Servers
Getting kicked out for getting an achievement has the same energy as getting detention for good grades
(Edit) Forsooth, it appeareth that mine comment hath been utilized as the bullying ground for one Tentative clover. Lmao.
@@tentativeclover479 no you do get kicked out for getting achievements
@@tentativeclover479 nope that's a very real bug in the game rn lol
@@tentativeclover479 you're slobbering all over the comment section with the corporate bootlicking. its nasty man
@@theonlyzanny Yeah I heard about it I got really lucky it never happened to me
@@tentativeclover479 goofy
He removed the part where he doesn’t know who zarya is
Yeah bro HAHAHAHA
0:46 "I need healing."
He's a pokemon right?
That's all he says.
Therefore it must be his name.
He knows how to make any game funny
i like it
Fantastic
Nice
*They
Hi
This was randomly in my recommended and honestly it's funny af, great editing and humour. Appreciate the destiny references too lmao
I loved the song you used at 11:00 for all your montages! That's literally the song I used in my first Overwatch montage and I made that video like 5 years ago! Super nostalgic to see you do the exact same thing!
People may not agree but I think pivoting Overwatch into a queue simulator game was a brilliant idea by Blizzard
Is this like marketing for you or what
The best Battle Royale ever made
This is actually better cuz now It makes us reflect and question ourselves why we still want to play this game.
@@sorcierenoire8651 just remember people whine back in the day when nobody wanted to play support or tanks and starts flaming until the game devs kill the game with Brigitte
Zanny had to cut out the Zarya clip 😭😭😭😭
5:56 proud moment watching you from that play of the game to watching you actually fly with pharah
Zanny casually calling himself out within the first minute and 30 seconds knowing full well his gf watches his channel 😂
Maybe they are into that, don't judge
Look, if she was tolerant of the Body Paint joke she is tolerant of this.
She knows that she just can't compete with overwatch pron.
@@justiron2999 Eh. It's the same thing on repeat. Its good the first few times but after a while it's all samey.
@@shadowofhawk55 the games and comics where it at fam 💪
"Oh nooo! I’ve got an achievement" This had me laughing more than I should 😂
1:46 i felt that 🤣
I don't think I've ever watched Zanny before but I was laughing so hard I got my wife on the couch laughing too haha!
Seeing zanny experiencing overwatch for the first time is amazing especially the sprint one
Didn’t he used to play it all the time
@@bitchemon2739 I don't remember him playing it
Watching him fail to use every ult hurt
And he’s got no excuse since he plays destiny
@@aerickmon3350 Clearly you haven't seen him miss his Thundercrash on a perfectly still Savathun
I love how Zanny moved from toxic game company to another, its inspirational.
Just like me fr
But this abuses women and the community instead of just the community.
@@justiron2999 Well I guess there are more features at least… Yeah that’s not very good.
what was the previous company?
@@justiron2999
It's like chicks only exist when people wanna slam a home run. They have a sussy history with sexual assault culture. Boom just say it. Aslo side tangent cause annoyed but chicks existed in gaming since well ever it's not a Bois only club as much as we attempt to pretend it is
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They made him remove the funny line!!!!!!!!!
Anyone else realize he had to take out the Zarya part
yeah im surprised youtube allowed that clip for this long
yeah i noticed that shit, youtube took a hot minute on that
@@coolemoji1422What was in that part?
@@denizseyhan1053 it was the zarya part, he said that he didn't jack off to her.
A Sombra yelling that someone should kill the Widowmaker is PEAK Overwatch.
- Fast
Roadhog can hook them in, no need to hurry
- Hits hard
1 hit kill
- Has a lot of health
Yep
- Can't die
Roadhog take less damage while self healing
- Is hot
Is hot
Memes aside, fucking Junker Queen my god
Tracer used to be able to get away from a bad Roadhog hook but now it's over.
Imagine Cover Girl not being a viable option.
It feels almost like auto play, your gameplay decisions are being taken from you by forced movement and skill lock out, no aim Heros are being pushed for by no skill players.
Overwatch 2 has made Overwatch worse than it was before.
It was fun while it lasted but it's over now, Free to Play is the end of most fun games, since the payment procedure barrier is gone.
@@Shishou_Shi sounds like copium to me
@@Shishou_Shi skill issue
@@Shishou_Shi skill issue, stay mad
He had to cut out the Zarya line?
he did! Im glad someone else noticed it
7:36 I started laughing while I had apple juice in my mouth and nearly choked
Zanny’s viewership goes up when there’s a puppy break
@RR I hate you with all my being bot
Dogs are fur, filth and the smell. Oh my god the smell.
I love the “it’s free but I still feel scammed series”
For someone who still can't get logged into Overwatch 2 in 5 days in a row, it should be called "it's free but I'm still broke"
@@GEEKFREAK01 come play tf2 while u wait in queue for Overwatch 👀
I’ll be waiting on Upward ✨
@@Junya01 titanfall 2?
@@zugzwang8761 I meant team fortress 2, but either tf2 is fine for waiting the ow queue tbh
That intro
BUT I REFUSE TO BELEIVE THERE IS NO GENJI PORN IN THE WORLD
I just remembered my name from overwatch 2 it is gildedguy I'm no longer going to play so if you wanna follow it do i not going to ever play again in the in the future there is going to be overwatch free the worst game i hope i read about that
Bro you deleted the Zarya part
Was looking for this comment
@@RedA-vp4sp fr it was the best part 🤣
If you're looking for a hero that actually fills all of the points on your list, Doomfist is your guy
Doomfist does bitch damage, like zenyatta's kick does more damage
Doom got fisted real bad. Now you have to be a god on him to do anything.
@@adeeshadeegala5900 right
@@adeeshadeegala5900 I fight tanks like they nothing when I play zen
hampter
"I'm 5'5.That is above average in my country"
As a person from SEA, I can feel you.
Little did they know that every time the game crashed it was me re-liking the video over and over.
Well, now you're actually scammed officially.
After overviewing your requirements Zanny, I believe Junker Queen may be suitable as your main:
- Her Commanding Shout ability gives her and allies a bit of a speed boost, in addition to some bonus health for a short duration.
- Her primary fire is a shot gun, and her abilities both deal decent damage from close range and apply a damage over time effect.
- As a tank, she has 425 health, which I’d say is a lot.
- She has a passive that allows her to heal when someone takes damage from those dot effects, which makes her very hard to kill.
- If you’re into dominant women, she’s probably 🔥🔥🔥
And as a bonus, her throwing knife (which she calls “Gracie”) can latch onto enemies and pull them when you recall it, so you can potentially get some funny environmental kills.
Maybe touch grass instead
@@goopguy548 funny
Who
Counter-argument: roadhog. I take my leave.
wrecking ball
I'm so glad overwatch 2 made achievements feel important and impactful to the game.
It even give you a timeout so you could sit in silence and appreciate it.
This vid aged like fine asf wine.
2:48 baptise hits most of those. He is kinda fast, makes your team hit hard, does not have lot of health, can't die, and is hot
Those harmonies at 5:15 are beautiful
dude can actually sing pretty good
Do you know the name of the song
@@AlexSmith-bb7ws Journey - don't stop believin' ?
Thanks
I love the way Zanny talks with his buddies it’s so weirdly wholesome
Right? Like damn I wish I had friends
@@TheDarkpho3nix33 First I laughed then I read again and then after another second I nodded in agreement. Same bro
yeah same makes me remember having a big group of gaming frineds all in one discord and then xbox 360 back in the day but now those are just memories
first time seen your vid. great video man, very funny. keep it up!
Achievement appears in overwatch
Zanny: Confused Screaming
We need more Overwatch from Zanny.
Too bad he just wanted to make a video on the game so he doesnt have to play it again XD
You got heart reacted so probably
nothing makes me feel more like i have achieved something then getting kicked into a 2 hours wait time just to play the game again so i can REALLY think about what i achieved and dwell on that sence of accomplishment.
🤣🤣
this video is hilarious man, keep it up!
1:10 my soul smiled 😂😂😂
fun fact about Ashe: you can shoot her dynamite after you throw it to immediately detonate it
Oh good he can now use this knowledge when he never plays this shitty game again
Zannys such a Chad he tries to fight a nuke 13:19 absolute legend
Zanny only knows the characters thanks to the Rule34
Relatable
Deadass the only reason I even got into the game ngl
@@walnut810 only reason I know of the game
The sfm artists are truly some of the most talented ones.
Only reason OW exists
There's a sea of content, my friend has over 300gb of videos and images. Source is magical yet scary in the right hands.
@@danialyousaf6456 Release week OW was the best thing ever both for gaming and for porn
There have been a few moments in my life, where I actually managed to forget this game existed.
"I've never played a single minute of Overwatch but I'm gonna name so many of them" - when Widowmaker came up - I just flashbacked to the first time I saw the OW cinematic with Widowmaker and thought her name was "Windowmaker"
My favorite part of overwatch 2 is when overwatch says “every over, has its watch” and he starts overwatching everywhere
There’s also “I am the over who watch” and “its overwatching time”
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta “I am not in overwatch, I AM THE OVERWATCH!”
It was never about playing the game, but the friends we made along the queue
Real the best moments in the vid was when he wasnt actually playing
But wouldn't you have to actually be able to play in order to make friends from within the game?
2:47 Wrecking ball is for you my boi
Hes fast, hits hard if you can aim, has alot of health, cant die you can just peace out with his grappling hook. and speaking of grappling hook if he uses it, hes literally on fire so you can say hes hot.
He cut out the zarya part at the beggining
Only zanny's finest would notice
picked up on that
i love how he said pass for the most recognizable character 😭😭
Who?
Reaper I'm pretty sure
DVa is most recognizable I'd say.
I love how the op said most recognizable character and here we are just throwing guesses lmao
Btw I'm betting on Genji
Mcmeme
7:30
Solider 76: im not your father
Zanny: WHAT???
That "If you know you know" was so goddamn relatable XD
4:56 I need that Queue song right now
As a fellow who didn't even played Overwatch but knows characters from the game for known reason, Zanny is totally relatable. 😂
Edit: I didn't expect that I will get attention from children of the Holy Church, the purest of all mankind who claims they never seen NSFW fanarts of these characters, nor visited NSFW sites ever in their lives. I'm sorry Holy People, call me a sinner atleast I'm not hypocrite and I respect Zanny. 😌
Jesus bro😂
Didn’t realise people were this down bad unironically.
@@jibjibs9401 same LOL
omariwu xD sama no weaboru
@@samuelferreira8458 dva is the worst of all🤣
It took me 2 passes to realize wtf Zanny was doing with the guess the character's name game 😭😭😭
Tell me I don’t know
@@Dr_Pepper42069 he watches fan fics
@@mr.pebbles6923 oh damn me and him have something in common
Lmaoooo same
He guesses only the most sexualized characters
14:40
That walk through the woods soundtrack hits different 😔
Real ones know what happened at 1:04
Lemme guess someone got offended -_-
He said something about him not knowing the male characters because he was uh... ya know how zanny is.
Always a great day when you see Zanny in your notifications
@Ayato 🅥 shut up bot
@RR noooooooooooo😭😭😭💀
For every achievement you get out of the game, so you can enjoy your victory. Such a revolutionary game
The start to this video alone earned you another sub
Did you get rid of the Zarya joke at the start? It was pretty funny :/
6:58 that is a perfect achievement to get when you just got disconnected from the game
This is the first "Load into Queue" type game.
7:00 - *Gets “Shutout” achievement*
*Booted from server*
This is actually the funniest overwatch 2 video
I wonder if zanny knows he could have turned off his achievements and saved himself the torture
Wait you can do that
That doesn't work either lmfao 😂