@@kaijuslayer3334 Having been on R34 doesn't mean you have a crippling addiction, and the whole point of the "man of culture" thing is people who recognise their intersts and those of similar people but don't force others to hear about it
I saw that joke in a reaction video and was so confused when it didn’t appear. Should have kept it after all he is making a video for gamers so we can all relate
It's like Netflix and Chill. Where you tell your friends to get together playing a game but really you're enjoying the time together but in Netflix and chill it's the se-
Honestly sounds like you'd enjoy Reaper with your list. He can teleport and fade to run away, hits like a truck has a good amount of health and can heal. Also the ladies love him
Getting kicked out for getting an achievement has the same energy as getting detention for good grades (Edit) Forsooth, it appeareth that mine comment hath been utilized as the bullying ground for one Tentative clover. Lmao.
@@justiron2999 It's like chicks only exist when people wanna slam a home run. They have a sussy history with sexual assault culture. Boom just say it. Aslo side tangent cause annoyed but chicks existed in gaming since well ever it's not a Bois only club as much as we attempt to pretend it is
@@sorcierenoire8651 just remember people whine back in the day when nobody wanted to play support or tanks and starts flaming until the game devs kill the game with Brigitte
- Fast Roadhog can hook them in, no need to hurry - Hits hard 1 hit kill - Has a lot of health Yep - Can't die Roadhog take less damage while self healing - Is hot Is hot
Tracer used to be able to get away from a bad Roadhog hook but now it's over. Imagine Cover Girl not being a viable option. It feels almost like auto play, your gameplay decisions are being taken from you by forced movement and skill lock out, no aim Heros are being pushed for by no skill players. Overwatch 2 has made Overwatch worse than it was before. It was fun while it lasted but it's over now, Free to Play is the end of most fun games, since the payment procedure barrier is gone.
nothing makes me feel more like i have achieved something then getting kicked into a 2 hours wait time just to play the game again so i can REALLY think about what i achieved and dwell on that sence of accomplishment.
After overviewing your requirements Zanny, I believe Junker Queen may be suitable as your main: - Her Commanding Shout ability gives her and allies a bit of a speed boost, in addition to some bonus health for a short duration. - Her primary fire is a shot gun, and her abilities both deal decent damage from close range and apply a damage over time effect. - As a tank, she has 425 health, which I’d say is a lot. - She has a passive that allows her to heal when someone takes damage from those dot effects, which makes her very hard to kill. - If you’re into dominant women, she’s probably 🔥🔥🔥 And as a bonus, her throwing knife (which she calls “Gracie”) can latch onto enemies and pull them when you recall it, so you can potentially get some funny environmental kills.
2:47 Wrecking ball is for you my boi Hes fast, hits hard if you can aim, has alot of health, cant die you can just peace out with his grappling hook. and speaking of grappling hook if he uses it, hes literally on fire so you can say hes hot.
I loved the song you used at 11:00 for all your montages! That's literally the song I used in my first Overwatch montage and I made that video like 5 years ago! Super nostalgic to see you do the exact same thing!
I would recommend Sojourn. She applies to all your requests except for having a lot of health. She is fast with her movement ability, she can hit hard with her secondary (the rail gun), and her DPS ability can be super useful. And if you've seen her character you will understand why she applies to the "is hot" category.
As a fellow who didn't even played Overwatch but knows characters from the game for known reason, Zanny is totally relatable. 😂 Edit: I didn't expect that I will get attention from children of the Holy Church, the purest of all mankind who claims they never seen NSFW fanarts of these characters, nor visited NSFW sites ever in their lives. I'm sorry Holy People, call me a sinner atleast I'm not hypocrite and I respect Zanny. 😌
@@denizseyhan1053 The picture of Zarya appears Zanny replies "Pass" Champ says "Bro that's a girl" Zanny replies "Idk, I have never jerked off to her"
@@denizseyhan1053 The joke was that when it came to Zarya, Zanny said he doesn't know her. His friends asked how he didn't when she's female and Zanny said something along the lines of 'I dunno, I didn't want any porn of her!'
I love that Blizzard legit tried to blame the servers on a dedos yet theres CLEARLY just a game breaking bug where getting achievements kicks you, like can they truly just never even look at Twitter how can you be so disconnected from the world
Damn it sucks he edited out that part he said about Zarya when he was naming the character. For anyone who didn’t see the video before it got edited, he didn’t know Zarya’s name because he never beat his meat to her.
This one has a puppy break
Random words
Nice
gobble
Nice
That's all I needed to hear
This man is going to flinch everytime he gets an achievement from now on
Maken me wanna actafoo 😩
hi acting male
Hello acta mano
ACT MAN
My man!
Getting a "shutout" achievement right as you get booted from the server is absolute poetry
Shakespear would be proud
Bro 1k likes and 2 replies lmao
ok
This game really makes you feel like you’re in line at the DMV
It was pain trying to get my license
Appointments are the way to go
Peak gaming
Just que on the Asian region and it will connect you to NA instantly.
Not even, because the last time I was at the DMV, I was called almost immediately, upside of being there on a Thursday at noon in September.
He cut out the zarya part at the beggining
Only zanny's finest would notice
picked up on that
“No one in Blizzard is fixing the ddos attack because they are busy harassing the employees” got me lol.
[Wheeeeeeeze] that's perfect
ok
ok
ok
Accurate.
Once Zanny started naming only the female characters I knew what was up 😂
Lmao
🤔🤔🤔🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except zarya
I could tell the moment he said he was gonna name characters
I love that one of the achievements was "the friend zone" and it kicked zanny.
That was perfect timing.
@@johnsaints969 it’s not really perfect timing as the achievements are what kicked Zanny out of the game
when he get an achievement the server disconnected him
The was called shut out and he got kicked to the que 😂
It seems like another bug. Everytime I get an achievement mid match I get disconnected myself. I dunno why but I do know it’s annoying as fuck
“Oh no I got an achievement!” You never EVER want your players to say this, but I’m glad it’s happened to Zanny so I can laugh my ass off~
i’ve never heard someone so terrified of getting an achievement
Bro anytime I get a achievement I get kicked I got 5 dif achievements the other day on comp
You see something new everyday
@@mexicanfattboy same I got a 20 hr ban from it
It should be fixed now lol was getting achievements today and yesterday just fine didn't get kicked anymore
Same lol
Dragonblade actually makes the entire enemy team attack you at the same time
I hate it when that happens
@@HunterKenwayah a genji main
That intro when he's naming characters was peak content🔥😂
Holy shit over 5k likes that's crazy glad yall agree tho😂👍🏾
Slowly realizing how he knows them as he continues to name only the female characters xD Gold
It’s soo good
@@mohawkan423023 EXACTLY😂😂😂
I think he would've been able to name doomfist as well if you know wich video im talking baout
crigne content. joke went on too long
The achievement “The friend zone” that kicks you out of the game and back into the queue LMAO
It’s so cool they made the Overwatch tag into an actual game.
💀
ok
ok
💀
Dead.
-Never played a minute of Overwatch
-Recognize Pharah immediately
Zanny is all culture.
Pharah best girl
“No son. Having a crippling porn addiction does not make you “a man of culture”.”
@@kaijuslayer3334 Having been on R34 doesn't mean you have a crippling addiction, and the whole point of the "man of culture" thing is people who recognise their intersts and those of similar people but don't force others to hear about it
@@rory8182 if you aren't addicted then stop for a month.
@@tubbie2326 Welcome to November, there is a reason that NNN exists and it is to ensure that no you aren't addicted, you just enjoy relaxing
*Zanny gets achivement*
Also Zanny: No...No...No, no, no, no...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
THAT WAS MY REACTION WHEN I FINALLY REALIZED WHY I WAS GETTING DISCONNECTED
And this is why I always watch other people player new games these days instead of try and be first , shit like this
1:07 for anyone wondering why it just has a picture of Zariya, he cut the joke of not knowing her name because he hasn't watched any porn of her
literally 1984
I was waiting for that joke.
I think it was worse than that lmao, he said "I don't know I haven't jerked off to her" so I can see why he cut it tbf
I saw that joke in a reaction video and was so confused when it didn’t appear. Should have kept it after all he is making a video for gamers so we can all relate
Irs cause this video was made in 2022
Overwatch is the game you play while your parents plan to kick you out.
Its the reason why the are kicking you out
@Kоdу Ko shorts 🅥 I’m not clicking on it, it’s probably one of those cooking videos!
Your parents the only thing kicking you out more than Overwatch 2
And Overwatch 2 is the game you play while being kicked out!
I literally got kicked out while playing overwatch 😅
Got my own 4 walls now so its fine 👀
The fact that he has more fun playing games while queuing than while playing overwatch 2
It says a lot doesn't it
Go back to your stage freddy
He seems to be enjoying it
Literally not quantifiable. How were you born in 87 and making false equivalence like a preteen
It's like Netflix and Chill. Where you tell your friends to get together playing a game but really you're enjoying the time together but in Netflix and chill it's the se-
Honestly sounds like you'd enjoy Reaper with your list. He can teleport and fade to run away, hits like a truck has a good amount of health and can heal. Also the ladies love him
As a lady, I can confirm
I remember the first Kirin break. Now there is three puppers. How Zanny has evolved.
They’re multiplying
This is the greatest character development ever seen.
@@aerickmon3350 lol
You make it sound like he gives birth to them
I don't even understand the sentence.
Burst into laughter when you got the "Excuse me" achivement and got DC'd it was like it was politely kicking you out of the game lmao
it knows what its doing 😭
"Friend Zoned"
_Disconnects_
@@niaford690 "Excuse me"
*disconnects*
"Shut out"
Just like he got shut out of the Blizzard Servers
Legend says Zanny is still queuing into Overwatch 2 to this day
for years, the poor man has lost his sanity, waititng in vain for a game that he can't play
ok
Lmao😐
and the another legend says his nfsw collection is still expanding to this day and it has reached 2gb
lets be honest, we're all watching this because we wish we could play like this with a friend group
Too true
I got 1 friend and when we get laughing it’s amazing
Friend? Whats that, some new software?
What’s y’all’s tags … overwatch group ?
It would probably be cool to have friends
Getting kicked out for getting an achievement has the same energy as getting detention for good grades
(Edit) Forsooth, it appeareth that mine comment hath been utilized as the bullying ground for one Tentative clover. Lmao.
@@tentativeclover479 no you do get kicked out for getting achievements
@@tentativeclover479 nope that's a very real bug in the game rn lol
@@tentativeclover479 you're slobbering all over the comment section with the corporate bootlicking. its nasty man
@@theonlyzanny Yeah I heard about it I got really lucky it never happened to me
@@tentativeclover479 goofy
I love how Zanny moved from toxic game company to another, its inspirational.
Just like me fr
But this abuses women and the community instead of just the community.
@@justiron2999 Well I guess there are more features at least… Yeah that’s not very good.
what was the previous company?
@@justiron2999
It's like chicks only exist when people wanna slam a home run. They have a sussy history with sexual assault culture. Boom just say it. Aslo side tangent cause annoyed but chicks existed in gaming since well ever it's not a Bois only club as much as we attempt to pretend it is
He knows how to make any game funny
i like it
Fantastic
*They
Hi
@@joaogarcia1685 Please be quiet
I keep replaying 7:12-7:26 and I still don't know why I'm addicted to doing so.
It's hilariously entertaining. 11/10 zanny voice acting
Seeing zanny experiencing overwatch for the first time is amazing especially the sprint one
Didn’t he used to play it all the time
@@bitchemon2739 I don't remember him playing it
Watching him fail to use every ult hurt
And he’s got no excuse since he plays destiny
@@aerickmon3350 Clearly you haven't seen him miss his Thundercrash on a perfectly still Savathun
Zanny casually calling himself out within the first minute and 30 seconds knowing full well his gf watches his channel 😂
Maybe they are into that, don't judge
Look, if she was tolerant of the Body Paint joke she is tolerant of this.
She knows that she just can't compete with overwatch pron.
@@justiron2999 Eh. It's the same thing on repeat. Its good the first few times but after a while it's all samey.
@@shadowofhawk55 the games and comics where it at fam 💪
2:47 Reinhardt definitely has all the qualities
"Oh nooo! I’ve got an achievement" This had me laughing more than I should 😂
A Sombra yelling that someone should kill the Widowmaker is PEAK Overwatch.
12:01 the delay on that headshot is insane. anyone who has to play like this deserves all the animated shorts they desire.
I love the “it’s free but I still feel scammed series”
For someone who still can't get logged into Overwatch 2 in 5 days in a row, it should be called "it's free but I'm still broke"
@@Vinthechad come play tf2 while u wait in queue for Overwatch 👀
I’ll be waiting on Upward ✨
@@Junya01 titanfall 2?
@@zugzwang8761 I meant team fortress 2, but either tf2 is fine for waiting the ow queue tbh
People may not agree but I think pivoting Overwatch into a queue simulator game was a brilliant idea by Blizzard
Is this like marketing for you or what
The best Battle Royale ever made
This is actually better cuz now It makes us reflect and question ourselves why we still want to play this game.
@@sorcierenoire8651 just remember people whine back in the day when nobody wanted to play support or tanks and starts flaming until the game devs kill the game with Brigitte
If you're looking for a hero that actually fills all of the points on your list, Doomfist is your guy
Doomfist does bitch damage, like zenyatta's kick does more damage
Doom got fisted real bad. Now you have to be a god on him to do anything.
@@adeeshadeegala5900 right
@@adeeshadeegala5900 I fight tanks like they nothing when I play zen
hampter
Zanny: gets an achievement
Blizzard: back to the queue dungeon with you
Zanny’s viewership goes up when there’s a puppy break
@RR I hate you with all my being bot
Dogs are fur, filth and the smell. Oh my god the smell.
"I'm 5'5.That is above average in my country"
As a person from SEA, I can feel you.
I'm so glad overwatch 2 made achievements feel important and impactful to the game.
It even give you a timeout so you could sit in silence and appreciate it.
You could instantly tell what he did on PH and why he knew certain names better than others lmao
- Fast
Roadhog can hook them in, no need to hurry
- Hits hard
1 hit kill
- Has a lot of health
Yep
- Can't die
Roadhog take less damage while self healing
- Is hot
Is hot
Memes aside, fucking Junker Queen my god
Tracer used to be able to get away from a bad Roadhog hook but now it's over.
Imagine Cover Girl not being a viable option.
It feels almost like auto play, your gameplay decisions are being taken from you by forced movement and skill lock out, no aim Heros are being pushed for by no skill players.
Overwatch 2 has made Overwatch worse than it was before.
It was fun while it lasted but it's over now, Free to Play is the end of most fun games, since the payment procedure barrier is gone.
@@Shishou_Shi sounds like copium to me
@@Shishou_Shi skill issue
@@Shishou_Shi skill issue, stay mad
I love the way Zanny talks with his buddies it’s so weirdly wholesome
Right? Like damn I wish I had friends
@@DarthPho3nix33 First I laughed then I read again and then after another second I nodded in agreement. Same bro
yeah same makes me remember having a big group of gaming frineds all in one discord and then xbox 360 back in the day but now those are just memories
We need more Overwatch from Zanny.
Too bad he just wanted to make a video on the game so he doesnt have to play it again XD
You got heart reacted so probably
He removed the part where he doesn’t know who zarya is
Yeah bro HAHAHAHA
fun fact about Ashe: you can shoot her dynamite after you throw it to immediately detonate it
Oh good he can now use this knowledge when he never plays this shitty game again
nothing makes me feel more like i have achieved something then getting kicked into a 2 hours wait time just to play the game again so i can REALLY think about what i achieved and dwell on that sence of accomplishment.
🤣🤣
Those harmonies at 5:15 are beautiful
dude can actually sing pretty good
Do you know the name of the song
@@AlexSmith-bb7ws Journey - don't stop believin' ?
Thanks
I love how you are the only content creator I know of that actually lives life during these videos. I live it
For every achievement you get out of the game, so you can enjoy your victory. Such a revolutionary game
After overviewing your requirements Zanny, I believe Junker Queen may be suitable as your main:
- Her Commanding Shout ability gives her and allies a bit of a speed boost, in addition to some bonus health for a short duration.
- Her primary fire is a shot gun, and her abilities both deal decent damage from close range and apply a damage over time effect.
- As a tank, she has 425 health, which I’d say is a lot.
- She has a passive that allows her to heal when someone takes damage from those dot effects, which makes her very hard to kill.
- If you’re into dominant women, she’s probably 🔥🔥🔥
And as a bonus, her throwing knife (which she calls “Gracie”) can latch onto enemies and pull them when you recall it, so you can potentially get some funny environmental kills.
Maybe touch grass instead
@@goopguy548 funny
Who
Counter-argument: roadhog. I take my leave.
wrecking ball
Zannys such a Chad he tries to fight a nuke 13:19 absolute legend
Oh, the video got the part where you don't know who the strong woman with pink hair is: cutted out
Fr
This was one of the most comedy packed, entertaining videos I've watched in a while.
i love how he said pass for the most recognizable character 😭😭
Who?
Reaper I'm pretty sure
DVa is most recognizable I'd say.
I love how the op said most recognizable character and here we are just throwing guesses lmao
Btw I'm betting on Genji
Mcmeme
It was never about playing the game, but the friends we made along the queue
Real the best moments in the vid was when he wasnt actually playing
But wouldn't you have to actually be able to play in order to make friends from within the game?
2:47 Wrecking ball is for you my boi
Hes fast, hits hard if you can aim, has alot of health, cant die you can just peace out with his grappling hook. and speaking of grappling hook if he uses it, hes literally on fire so you can say hes hot.
6:58 that is a perfect achievement to get when you just got disconnected from the game
5:07 I'd pay good money to hear Zanny and his buddies just make a whole music parody of this
Always a great day when you see Zanny in your notifications
@Ayato 🅥 shut up bot
@RR noooooooooooo😭😭😭💀
I loved the song you used at 11:00 for all your montages! That's literally the song I used in my first Overwatch montage and I made that video like 5 years ago! Super nostalgic to see you do the exact same thing!
I would recommend Sojourn. She applies to all your requests except for having a lot of health. She is fast with her movement ability, she can hit hard with her secondary (the rail gun), and her DPS ability can be super useful. And if you've seen her character you will understand why she applies to the "is hot" category.
roadhog doesn't die, does a lot of damage and is the hottest character in the game
@@arthurius_3022 Unarguable
@@arthurius_3022 truth has been spoken.
In short, op and skill-less
Yea but her corns kinda mid
I wonder if zanny knows he could have turned off his achievements and saved himself the torture
Wait you can do that
That doesn't work either lmfao 😂
The irony of the achievement being called “shutout” adds to the funny
1:08 bruh y did zanny cut the most legendary moment 💀
As a fellow who didn't even played Overwatch but knows characters from the game for known reason, Zanny is totally relatable. 😂
Edit: I didn't expect that I will get attention from children of the Holy Church, the purest of all mankind who claims they never seen NSFW fanarts of these characters, nor visited NSFW sites ever in their lives. I'm sorry Holy People, call me a sinner atleast I'm not hypocrite and I respect Zanny. 😌
Jesus bro😂
Didn’t realise people were this down bad unironically.
@@jibjibs9401 same LOL
omariwu xD sama no weaboru
@@Samuel_L_Ferreira dva is the worst of all🤣
My favorite part of overwatch 2 is when overwatch says “every over, has its watch” and he starts overwatching everywhere
There’s also “I am the over who watch” and “its overwatching time”
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta “I am not in overwatch, I AM THE OVERWATCH!”
Zanny only knows the characters thanks to the Rule34
Relatable
Deadass the only reason I even got into the game ngl
@@walnut810 only reason I know of the game
The sfm artists are truly some of the most talented ones.
Only reason OW exists
There's a sea of content, my friend has over 300gb of videos and images. Source is magical yet scary in the right hands.
@@danialyousaf6456 Release week OW was the best thing ever both for gaming and for porn
7:30
Solider 76: im not your father
Zanny: WHAT???
Nooo. He got rid of the Zarya joke. lol
Yeah, it felt something was wrong
Whyyyyy it's been out for long enough :( that was funny af
What was the joke?
@@denizseyhan1053 The picture of Zarya appears
Zanny replies "Pass"
Champ says "Bro that's a girl"
Zanny replies "Idk, I have never jerked off to her"
@@denizseyhan1053 The joke was that when it came to Zarya, Zanny said he doesn't know her. His friends asked how he didn't when she's female and Zanny said something along the lines of 'I dunno, I didn't want any porn of her!'
I love that Blizzard legit tried to blame the servers on a dedos yet theres CLEARLY just a game breaking bug where getting achievements kicks you, like can they truly just never even look at Twitter how can you be so disconnected from the world
Blizzard aren't real people. I know because the real people get fired lmao
never in zanny's life had he feared achievements as much as when playing this game.
It took me 2 passes to realize wtf Zanny was doing with the guess the character's name game 😭😭😭
Tell me I don’t know
@@Dr_Pepper42069 he watches fan fics
@@mr.pebbles6923 oh damn me and him have something in common
Lmaoooo same
He guesses only the most sexualized characters
Damn it sucks he edited out that part he said about Zarya when he was naming the character. For anyone who didn’t see the video before it got edited, he didn’t know Zarya’s name because he never beat his meat to her.
I just rewatched it and was wondering why it’s gone, did he ever say why he edited it out?
The naming bit was so good he really balled some sack
This game really makes you feel like playing something else
*This game wants you to play something else.
This game really makes you feel like playing something else...
...which is this game.
Disconnect simulator, yes, my favorite game
Strange enough I don't have this disconnect problem
Come play tf2
The only game where an achievement can ruin your whole day
Only legends remember the zarya part of the intro bit that got taken out
-fast
-hits hard
-has lots of health
-can't die
-is hot
Roadhog
6:18 As a Mercy main, I just realised that my gameplay is basically simplified into this one sentence
As a reaper main
We’ve eaten good for forever
13:54 as a roadhog main I can confirm we feel this way about other roadhog mains when not playing roadhog
When Zanny realises he has an achievement 😂
The one game that punishes you for doing good and getting an achievement
I love how they all picked up on how he knows certain characters and questioned mei
5:14 holy that's actually a really nice vocal harmony
Anyone else realize he had to take out the Zarya part
yeah im surprised youtube allowed that clip for this long
yeah i noticed that shit, youtube took a hot minute on that
@@coolemoji1422What was in that part?
@@denizseyhan1053 it was the zarya part, he said that he didn't jack off to her.
One minute into this video and it is already a certified hood classic
7:23 the objective was “shut out” that’s beautifully poetic
Come to think of it all the achievement names are amazing
This is the first "Load into Queue" type game.
Zanny had to cut out the Zarya clip 😭😭😭😭
13:13 "Oh yeah how about this!?"
My internet dies. Bravo Zanny I'd never expect that
I like Zanny's videoes. He knows how to make any game funny. The comedic cuts are great.
Gutted we never heard the full question at 11:22
2:48 baptise hits most of those. He is kinda fast, makes your team hit hard, does not have lot of health, can't die, and is hot
This video is a perfect summury of the overwatch 2 lunch. Thanks zanny for more amazing content.
To be fair, I did enjoy my overwatch lunch. Even got mom to pack it in my spiderman lunch box :)
You got an Overwatch lunch?
3:03 no fuckin way Dva just fuckin said that 💀
*2:54
My man remembering the characters from outside the game, that's dedication must be some "hard" way to learn
7:36 I started laughing while I had apple juice in my mouth and nearly choked
10:01 I'm wearing headphones and I swear I heard something go off in my room but it was just the video lol