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    Episode 644 - Hunter Gatherer (7/11/22)
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    Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
    The boys mourn the loss of former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and reflect on his life and career and speculate as to why someone smoked his ass with a 2-liter pepsi and pack of Mentos. They then discuss Elon "Mr. Too Damn Follow Through" Musk's backing out of buying Twitter, Hunter Biden's latest antics, and President Brandon's cratering approval rating.
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ความคิดเห็น • 206

  • @Fluxquark
    @Fluxquark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    As a Dutch person of the name Krelis Joop Paardekooper I would like to formally apologise to Felix for the behaviour of my fellow countrymen online. We love Elon Musk both for his profoundly inspired engineering vision (sadly the EU will not permit us to die in electric battery fires in a small tunnel) and his sexy Afrikaner accent which reminds us of our beautiful language. To prove I, a committed Chapo foot soldier, really am sorry I will commit our local variant of sepukku (cycling into the sea with a belly full of pickled herring).

    • @GreenEarth20
      @GreenEarth20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wow what a comment

  • @colemcmullen3904
    @colemcmullen3904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love that they interviewed some random Japanese guy afterwards and when they asked him what he thought about Abe he said, "He had his own ideas." Which is the quintessential Japanese way of saying that he believed fucking insane things.

  • @noahwoods9102
    @noahwoods9102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The Adam Friedland Show brought me here

    • @micahrogers7536
      @micahrogers7536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chapo’s the best

    • @TennesseeJed
      @TennesseeJed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have now shifted your paradigm into high gear.

    • @iwantsomecookies08
      @iwantsomecookies08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TAFS killed my father

    • @Kid_Ikaris
      @Kid_Ikaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsomecookies08 your father was a traitor to the cause

    • @JoshuaWillis89
      @JoshuaWillis89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Say what you want, but Abe is with his ancestors now, and they welcomed him for the work he did. Of course, his ancestors were monsters as well.

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow! For this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, the symbol for the Prophet of Atom!"

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What a week, I knew this was gonna be a pure feast for the Chapo boys.

  • @xXprettyxkittyXx
    @xXprettyxkittyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The fact that the first POC/woman VP was Kamala Harris will never not make me mad. This must be how British leftists feel about Thatcher.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i don’t think that really matters to them. their head of state had been a woman for over 25 years prior to her taking over

    • @darraghodonovan
      @darraghodonovan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's not exactly how they feel about Thatcher, but yeah

    • @xXprettyxkittyXx
      @xXprettyxkittyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mj.l unfortunately the only thing I know about the Thatcher era is from my QAnon’d father “she was the best thing that ever happened to Britain and libs are just mad the first woman was Conservative.”
      You know the spiel.

    • @darraghodonovan
      @darraghodonovan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xXprettyxkittyXx it's certainly an opinion that some people have alright

    • @kero64
      @kero64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I think of her its more a sort of wordless red mist.

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Been a while since there was an episode like this where I can vibe listening to while doing yardwork

  • @uncletoogie
    @uncletoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Unit 731 reference from Chapo - it's why we listen

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Boys Night Out We’re Feeding Koi Fish!”

  • @juliettedemaso7588
    @juliettedemaso7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Guys come on, have some dignity. A Tab can? No, a Ramune soda. And those were Borderlands guns. Step it up.

  • @ericcarabetta1161
    @ericcarabetta1161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Abe got killed with a prison gun, it's only slightly more advanced than a potato gun.

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gun control lol
      Brilliant

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hunter can't keep getting away with being the sexiest Democrat alive.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That goes to Chuck Schumer, that voice and those glasses...

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SMH, everyone's sleeping on Barney Frank and his protruding nipples. Very very disrespectful.

    • @nicoles3166
      @nicoles3166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr tho it’s not okay! we need hotter dems

  • @Mstryke
    @Mstryke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Felix really did the Dutch bit from Austin Powers 3

  • @Hud23
    @Hud23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    GOOF is a Canadian prison slang. Because prisoners swear constantly, GOOF is how you know its serious. Pedos and rats get called it.

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Goofy?

    • @Hud23
      @Hud23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicanornunez9787 Is Goofy a goof? Or is Goofy okay to say. No and then yes.

    • @xXprettyxkittyXx
      @xXprettyxkittyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The internet must suck for Canadians rn since “goof” and “goofy” are trending now

    • @Hud23
      @Hud23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xXprettyxkittyXx We like it!

  • @GreenEarth20
    @GreenEarth20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:04:00 "you'd have to be really good at table topping", underrated joke from Felix

  • @buttoningbenjamin5687
    @buttoningbenjamin5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If we don't figure out self driving this just becomes the next ebaumsworld."

  • @suntanlo-shun1809
    @suntanlo-shun1809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Biden assembling furniture? Chapo on fire these last episodes, respect.

  • @UntilYouCollapse
    @UntilYouCollapse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chicago-Los Angeles-Ft Lauderdale? What a terrible tour.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah wtf is that? I'll just go see trueanon I guess

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dog shit to be sure.. Who the fuck are these dickshiners, Led Zeppelin?
      At least I'm in Milwaukee, feel for fans living just about any other US city..

  • @twojstary6666
    @twojstary6666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn felix went really hard on Dutch people well since we on the topic can ya speak on ducth farmers going hard in the paint cuz like i dont know wtf is going on there

  • @Virtuoso191
    @Virtuoso191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The most dirtbag episode yet. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @adameanglin
    @adameanglin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gregory Peck starred as MacArthur in MacArthur. The Moonies financed Inchon, which starred Laurence Olivier as MacArthur.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my favorite cinemasnob episodes. So inexplicable

    • @adameanglin
      @adameanglin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Backinblackbunny009 Oh wow, I had no idea he did that one.

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We need a Doug Emhoff / Todd Palin teamup.

  • @azure5644
    @azure5644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Chris, I know you read the comments. What’s the name of the song you put at the end of this episode? It sounds really good.

  • @zsshamalama
    @zsshamalama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What was the song at the end?

    • @ballz4kidz
      @ballz4kidz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mdou Moctar - "Ya Habibti"
      th-cam.com/video/QiwcnMYfc2Y/w-d-xo.html

  • @richardsawicki8521
    @richardsawicki8521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A true ninja could have melted back into the shadows and it would be a VERY "Japanese" thing to do !

  • @FionaOfMountLawley
    @FionaOfMountLawley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Give me some time and maybe I could come up with a funnier sequence of events than Biden using his incumbency to prevail in the 2024 presidential primary and beating Trump again, with the result that Trump might try for a nonconsecutive term in 2028 at the age of 82. Imagine what Trump is going to be like at 82. I just can't think of anything funnier right now.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i hope this happens and they Weekend at Bernie's him when he dies right before the second term starts. Like Don Jr. just puppeteering his dead dad to the rapturous applause of sycophants. AI photogeneration will be crazy by then so maybe they'll just deep fake the whole thing but that would be disappointing...

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm getting more and more convinced it'll be trump (vs de Santos) vs Hillary/bootyjudge in the clusterfuck that america deserves to go out with

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Slapo scrap mouse.

  • @Slangtalker07
    @Slangtalker07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Adam Friedland show is the single most politically influential internet show period.These Brooklyn Nihilistic Socialist can only WISH to make as much of a change in the world.

  • @gangofgreenhorns2672
    @gangofgreenhorns2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    54:10 She tested positive for COVID in April and I honestly think it scrambled her brain some.

  • @DarkAlley92
    @DarkAlley92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dawg “Goof“ is fucking real here, that shits on par with the N-word

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Northy?

    • @howwitty
      @howwitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like napping

    • @hericiumcoralloides5025
      @hericiumcoralloides5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Quebec we use the G-word openly in french sentences because it doesn't hold the same historical weight as in english. You'll hear G-bombs on the radio and TV here, like it ain't no thing!
      (Jokes aside, english swear-words are actually widely tolerated in french media)

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you goof hosers

  • @bobbie3713
    @bobbie3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:54 this is fire

  • @GhoulishGourd
    @GhoulishGourd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What’s the outtro track?

    • @maximus9812
      @maximus9812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya Habibti by Mdou Moctar

    • @GhoulishGourd
      @GhoulishGourd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maximus9812 Appreciate it!

    • @Lithandrill
      @Lithandrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maximus9812 God's work. 🙏

  • @forstudentpower
    @forstudentpower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Has Matt been re-watching Game of Thrones? These references... 😮‍💨

    • @squeeeebii-kb9xm
      @squeeeebii-kb9xm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm rewatching it tho, so I don't mind it

  • @marcusb6601
    @marcusb6601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gavin Newsom is gonna run

  • @sugar_walls
    @sugar_walls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    get greg proops on

  • @Chr0nicallyILL
    @Chr0nicallyILL หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Listening to this ep 2 years later knowing trump and jd Vance are the ones who might actually lose to Kamala and Walz. Once again the Chapos’ and Hasan’s political instincts are vindicated

  • @ARV1999
    @ARV1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How much does a ticket to the live show cost? specifically the LA one

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More than Chapo fans can afford lol

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qwerty6574 you made a comment about people in the comment section coping and your the only person here whose seething to multiple people. You should chill out and smoke some with Hunter

  • @thepewbroswreeo5126
    @thepewbroswreeo5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I disagree.

  • @seneris
    @seneris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come to the Southwest

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No 🐕 in Kamala..
    She might 🦆 but I doubt it..

  • @David-tl6ix
    @David-tl6ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol why do they try to sell pritzker so hard, he has way less national appeal than even gruesome gavin

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #2000koifish

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Stop with the Pritzker talk. For one thing it's never happening and it's weird you can't see that. Also what is an exemplary neoliberal like him going to do for anyone anyway? Just face the fact that we are entering an era where horse race talk is like fixing a meal out of the more intact portions of a diarrhea; you can't stomach the thought of whats going to happen and it has minimal nutritional value.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You clearly should care less anyways bud.

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshuamarx8209 Thank for caring enough to say that.

    • @yellowbeard1
      @yellowbeard1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From what I remember Chapo sometimes fixated on weird things or people that aren’t really relevant. I’m not sure how much of this is a but or what level of irony they are operating on but I feel like this isn’t a new thing for Chapo

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yellowbeard1 Yeah my post is less light hearted than how I meant it. Chapo are the best humorists around and you can't be the best at everything. Knowing more history and political philosophy than any mainstream political humorist and being also way funnier than all of them is sufficiently impressive. Most of the more entertaining people on LeftTube couldn't see the inherent non viability of Yang or Gabbard, for example, but we still love em.

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Burst

    • @anthonysanfilipo9833
      @anthonysanfilipo9833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is your Rise of Skywalker review bro. How many more pizza rolls til you're done editing?

    • @mrplinkett4429
      @mrplinkett4429 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      still trying to blackmail disney into giving me the rights

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have you ever read the second amendment?

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have. And I served on tanks in the Army. Gun control is completely legal and supported by the 2nd Amendment.

    • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
      @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freakyzed8467 thought you was a sailor and no the second amendment doesn't restrict gun ownership

    • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
      @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    • @andrewrivera1054
      @andrewrivera1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ever read 'How to commit a successful suicide' by Thomas James?

    • @zztopfan5201
      @zztopfan5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you for your service to Lockheed Martin.

  • @harryworth4824
    @harryworth4824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys should have Adam Something on as a guest

  • @qwerty6574
    @qwerty6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the most significant cope I've ever witnessed. Imagine the mountains of antidepressants required to run CTH.

    • @TheSonicSpud
      @TheSonicSpud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      cope is the new triggered

    • @kaiserschnitzel89
      @kaiserschnitzel89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry that you can't get it up unless someone says 'libtard.'

    • @Holden.Tudiks
      @Holden.Tudiks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Very cool, thank you for sharing your opinion on the internet today

    • @ACShotRun
      @ACShotRun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      coping about what, dude?

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Strong residual cope detected*

  • @Joebethere7
    @Joebethere7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Killing someone is never funny. you guys are sick

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Unless its hitler. Plus Whos laughing?

    • @thepants1450
      @thepants1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao

    • @thepants1450
      @thepants1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shinzo Abe was sicker

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Hitler's grand son? Probably not unless he dies in a funny way like David Carradine, or slip with a banana slip

    • @GreenEarth20
      @GreenEarth20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He used a dollar general gun so it's pretty funny.

  • @williamshears9953
    @williamshears9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hickeemoridomme