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    Episode 688 - Black Site Safe Space (12/12/22)
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  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If the CIA would just hire 330 million more analysts we'd have universal healthcare

    • @gOaTcrackalac88
      @gOaTcrackalac88 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big brain mode!

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make it so.

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the Squad would have ForcedTheVote, we might have something! But they've don't nothing and got us NOWHERE

  • @skeletonwizard708
    @skeletonwizard708 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When I die after a lifetime of sin, gluttonly, lust, anime and rightfully go to hell for it, my punishment is going to be an eternity of "Podcasts based on group chat transcripts."

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1974 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    1984 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    1994 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    2004 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    2014 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    2024 - Fusion power is 20 years away

  • @CJ-vj7pm
    @CJ-vj7pm ปีที่แล้ว +121

    To all CIA agents, please ask people for their preferred pronouns before you waterboard them, it will alleviate some of your work related stress knowing that you were gender inclusive

  • @captainfantastic7643
    @captainfantastic7643 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I hope you know torturing you hurts me a lot more than it does you.

  • @CenTexMex101
    @CenTexMex101 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Didn't the CIA or one of them do that "I'm an autistic millennial first generation latina" recruiting comercial? They should link up.

    • @JJ44595
      @JJ44595 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/X55JPbAMc9g/w-d-xo.html

    • @gugg1105
      @gugg1105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JJ44595 World’s first actually helpful link.

    • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824
      @thesultrystrangerdanger6824 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't click on it it's just more gay p****

    • @tuff1uck
      @tuff1uck ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JJ44595 I really wanted to go comment that watching the video made me neurodivergent and latinx but unfortunately they've disabled the comments. Guess I've got something in common.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Obungler 3: The Returning

  • @MilesBont
    @MilesBont ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ”Why can’t the thing that destroys my soul save my soul?”

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Don’t tell your friends about the decapitations”

    OH! They mean the decapitations that the CIA _didn’t_ do

  • @willelliot4001
    @willelliot4001 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Felix is worried about his job😂

  • @christophergardea3567
    @christophergardea3567 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is some James O Incandeza shit" lol I forgot Matt did that great Infinite Jest reading

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    best donkey performance of the year was Liz Truss, amirite

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A proper bird and a right slag

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:54 sounds like Matt is gonna break out into the Lion King opening number

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Reactor? I hardly know her!
    Also Cia operatives, please tell everyone about every traumatizing thing you've encountered. All people you've seen killed, or share documents, despite any Trigger Warning on them. Preferably to any journalist/niche podcast host. It wont help any trauma, but Chapo will be on next years best podcast list and, to put it in progressive terms, the CIA will be less "problematic" and "toxic". We could cancel culture it.

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have also worked in an office-style environment with a toxic manager. I'm basically a secret agent too.

  • @soconfused8031
    @soconfused8031 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fusion news is kind of a red herring. It measures excess energy compared to the input laser. However, this has yet to be verified. Also, for a fusion reactor, it requires a chain reaction, which needs at least 20x surplus. So we are not close yet. This may be useful for fusion bombs, but not production power reactors.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah we know. Everything sucks or is mediocre when you actually look at it. I'm gay.

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshuamarx8209 Sorry man, I don't make the rules :D

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bombs you say

  • @pennywaldrip3774
    @pennywaldrip3774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris Wade is a genius, and I'm totally here for it.

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When Slavoj says be a Freudian Philistine, he means use it as a critical framework not make it your whole personality.

  • @luc_xott
    @luc_xott ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Welcome to the "Trauma and Chinos" podcast, where we explore the connection between the history of oppression and the enduring popularity of pressed chinos in the workplace. Throughout history, chinos have been associated with the military and have been used as a tool of oppression by colonizers and governments. In this podcast, we will discuss how the persistence of this clothing item in modern work attire can be seen as a manifestation of ancestral trauma passed down through generations. We will also examine the role that fashion plays in perpetuating harmful societal norms and ideologies. Tune in to learn more about the intersection of fashion and trauma.
    -chatGPT

  • @grungeiac
    @grungeiac ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Big deal I did fusion reaction with polymerization in grade 3

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The first time I had dinner with the people who would become my in-laws they served liver and onions.

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 ปีที่แล้ว

      You weren't invited. You were inaugurated.

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    sun ii, son of sun

    • @crowboi4124
      @crowboi4124 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Praise the Son_ \[-]/

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    mother/daughter investigators vs Felix

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How many seasons has The Simpsons been on? There've been so many episodes that a more interesting discussion would revolve around what the show hasn't predicted.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love a good best of list. I would never ever listen to enough podcasts to list 10 but chapo 9 times then trueanon I guess

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    looking forward to way of water review

  • @DiarrheaBubbles
    @DiarrheaBubbles ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm gay

  • @rverasart
    @rverasart ปีที่แล้ว +7

    calling matt gay

    • @crowboi4124
      @crowboi4124 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amber Rollo destroyed with Facts, Logic, and Darkweb Gay Potion

  • @JJ44595
    @JJ44595 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dont get the movie part of this episode, they like Haneke and Bergman but write off any movie that sounds weird or slow???

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying508 ปีที่แล้ว

    heads poppin like Kaworu Nagisa. 😇🛸

  • @barcafan1710
    @barcafan1710 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Petit Maman was great

  • @ImZeroDayz
    @ImZeroDayz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All I want to be El Chapo!

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol Neptune Frost’s producer/executive producer combo

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    50:30 EO is about Michael Jackson before he got his promotion.

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 ปีที่แล้ว

    promises would be expected to be kept by future presidents if he went with fusion instead of cancer

  • @philbuttler3427
    @philbuttler3427 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder who Felix was hinting about with that MCR squirrel tail thing. Like there's definitely not a type of person who fits that criteria.

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s just bringing together Older Zumies Guy and Younger Hot Topic Girl.
      I don’t know what the modern equivalent would be.
      I guess people probably still hang at the mall.

  • @cityboyee
    @cityboyee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just remove the beheadings and sensitive information stuff and that CIA oped could apply to literally any full time job in America. Pointless.

  • @jessedestasio8659
    @jessedestasio8659 ปีที่แล้ว

    Insights Into Things didn't make any podcast top ten lists?

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sound design aka going to a sound effect website.

  • @olliegray7068
    @olliegray7068 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    What's No Bears about, the world's most underwhelming pride parade?

  • @imeowmeowkat
    @imeowmeowkat ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Incorrect Chapo Boys, Nope is phenomenal

    • @griefgonewild
      @griefgonewild ปีที่แล้ว

      fr

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good special efforts

  • @joshuasomething529
    @joshuasomething529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought Petite Maman was delightful

  • @crooksn
    @crooksn ปีที่แล้ว

    enough with the suns! gee whiz!

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    remember when Saudi Arabia was a country?

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm a blue jeans, work boot dude. I have an undying hatred of chinos. They’re absolutely terrible. Chinos are NOT casual pants. They’re dress pants that you wear on a boat with loafers. Unless you're a Kennedy, wearing them off-deck makes you look like a tool in the middle of a city. I get away with a lot wearing my cowboy hat, but never, NEVER would I wear chinos on pavement.

    • @DANINREDDY
      @DANINREDDY ปีที่แล้ว

      Chinos are pretty ho-hum... Fashion wise

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember when I had to wear them for work....... Awful 🤢

  • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824
    @thesultrystrangerdanger6824 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey if Dan Henderson made a travel vlog I am watching also not that damn Henderson

  • @ince55ant
    @ince55ant ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh dang fusion reactors are coming?
    guess theres no point investing in wind/solar/tidal energy now...

  • @TechMik3LP
    @TechMik3LP ปีที่แล้ว

    can someone make a comment listing all the movies and the boys opinion?

  • @ThaTruFily
    @ThaTruFily ปีที่แล้ว

    uauauauauauaua

    • @kontankarite
      @kontankarite ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This translates to "complicated" in English. 🤨

    • @SatanasExMachina
      @SatanasExMachina ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kontankarite I know. Wtf

  • @mirrormonkey2
    @mirrormonkey2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why wasn‘t bones and all on any of these lists? It was legitimately great but it feels like it would nontheless fit on the lists of these shitheads.

    • @copsuicide
      @copsuicide ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably cuz it was a 'movie' whereas these big dick aesthetes only concern themselves with 'film'.

  • @theeNappy
    @theeNappy ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Literally poo-pooing fusion power with "I don't understand it, it's not gonna fix anything" should be this shows tagine.

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's still "RussiaGate was real but I don't care if Trump wins" but maybe they'll change it soon

    • @williamwardell8731
      @williamwardell8731 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I suppose a tagine could be metaphorical, but since you used the word literally, let's consider fusion power specifically. Hypothesize that all experts in the field agree that clean fusion energy is attainable in 10 years with a budget in the low trillions. It still may very well not be developed due to political economic factors, the interests of powerful people and the dynamics of systems like capitalism that exert institutional pressure with artificial agency removed from human control. I feel like a lot of STEMlords dismiss the humanities citing people's lacking technical knowledge of the minute details of their technocratic fixes while the philosophers historians et al are trying to critique technocracy itself. Maybe try Marshall mcluhan and foucault to work your way up to weird continental shit like Marx and Freud.

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Aged like milk. Even at the time, people in the know still said that "productive" fusion i.e. fusion that is viable for energy production was still decades away (as it has been for decades). And even then, we'd still not be free from petrochemicals, since we'd still need plastics, vehicle fuel (can't make electric planes etc) and so on.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jaystephens2759 Do you care if anyone wins? It feels like we’re headed the same direction regardless of if it’s Brandon or Trump driving the boat

  • @davidrave563
    @davidrave563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This fusion is literally the solution to all our problems, let's hope it works. I believe there are still several technical challenges to be solved, but if we mobilize the country for these problems like we did for the moon mission, it is within our reach and maybe within 5 or ten years

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is this sarcasm?

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FundFreedom The Moon today shoot is funding Nazi's in Ukraine. The US can't even provide clean water these days.

    • @davidrave563
      @davidrave563 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FundFreedom no it's not. having a limitless year-around supply of energy from cheap and safe inputs, with no long term radiation problems, in cost effective and non land intesive power plants is the missing link we need to truly go carbon neutral.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@chetkayeable Ztards have but one line

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidrave563 ah, just hyperbole, "all our problems." A noble effort nonetheless. Good luck to you.

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Once again I have ten better podcasts than that chapos but the racism factory demands we be grey wolves

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Name them then fella.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chetkayeable Did you not listen to the episode?

  • @ryansilva1274
    @ryansilva1274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHAT IS CHAPO DOING TO STOP TRUMP???

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They're admitting Nope was just OK, which undermines a cornerstone CHUD narrative about the left.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Voting for him I would hope, shit is bad it might as well be funny

    • @tuff1uck
      @tuff1uck ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@berdyderg900 correct answer

    • @outboardgull5285
      @outboardgull5285 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Posting online! The most effective strategy o7