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  • @paladinpaine2066
    @paladinpaine2066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    I absolutely love that the humans heard no rules. Are were immediately like, "Warcrimes it is, then".

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE ปีที่แล้ว +101

      What are those suggestions

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@WE_DONT_LIE I mean, kinda? there isn't an actual central "warcrimes" list instead it's all treaties between specific nations and/or groups, so practically speaking even the really truly horrible stuff is in there more as a threat to sign the treaty than as an actual agreed-upon thing that nobody should ever do. it also means that most of the items on the actual "warcrimes it is then" lists are there because politics and/or business deals rather than because they are overly horrible and/or effective, so you get a mix of weird stuff like uhhh...oh! here's one: the military use of tear gas and riot hoses are both warcrimes according to the geneva conventions (less sure on the riot hoses part of that since I haven't checked it myself). political concessions and/or business deals about specific weapons systems like outlawing bouncing betties. and seemingly bizarre ones that are leftovers from god knows when because getting a law _off_ the books is next to impossible even before it is part of an international treaty like "no using triangular bayonets"...I wonder if witchcraft would be a warcrime anywhere.
      there's also some accidental ones that are kinda hilarious like how it is _technically_ a warcrime in most nations on earth to have rust on any military implement intended to cause bodily injury (including to people on your own side) because that could _technically_ be an attempt to enact biological warfare which is about as silly as it sounds despite biowarfare _absolutely_ being a valid thing to consider a warcrime and about the closest thing to being globally ratified as such because it is so damned _easy_ to do and so utterly not a good idea
      on a related note you'd be surprised how many countries do not officially consider the use of nukes to be a warcrime, turns out there isn't actually much reason for a country to ever sign a treaty against the use of nukes unless they either already are a nuclear superpower or have no intention of ever becoming one, and surprisingly good reasons NOT to sign them because the actual contents of a lot of those treaties are a lot more about crippling the development of related tech and infrastructure than they are about directly preventing/condeming/etc the use of nukes because quite frankly if you are launching nukes then you dam well better be WAY past the point where you should be giving a shit about treaties of any sort.
      probably the most sensible big category is stuff that governments fairly routinely do at war that are just *WAY* more trouble to clean up or outright impossible to recover from, like literally every single country in euroupe (erm _literally_ literally, not twitterally) making looting or destroying eachother's (or their own) museums a priority and destroying over half the completely irreplaceable stuff in them as a result with a large portion of the other half ending up in private collections...I think there might be a lot of treaties that specifically address attacking infrastructure in this category (there are places where stuff like blowing up major dams can be considerably worse than nukes) but I have in no way so much as done a 5 second google search on that and again, even if there are treaties about that they aren't going to weigh in much on that kind of decision without some truly extreem consequences and the reasonable belief that they will be backed up.

    • @jadedsilverlining9427
      @jadedsilverlining9427 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@evernewb2073 witchcraft should be called witchcrime in that case

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jadedsilverlining9427 no, seriously, I legitimately would not be surprised to find out that there are treaties between countries explicitly listing the use of witchcraft/paganism/etc as a warcrime.
      there is some monumentally stupid junk floating around, dumbest I can think of off the top of my head is that I'm pretty sure there's a few cases where some country in euroupe decided to declare war on some country in africa for some inane reason or another and never bothered to check if the country they are declaring war on actually exists.
      there's a fair few other cases where countries just sorta...never actually got around to declaring a war was over? or possibly just outright forgot they were officially at war? they were such jerks to their neighbors that there really wasn't any difference in the day-to-day from normal aside from how serious their country was about rounding up proper armies from time to time so over the course of a couple decades it was entirely possible to just... loose the information. anyways, there's been a good many cases where someone was going over old records looking for stuff and found out they have technically "officially" been at war for the past few centuries.
      they also often didn't bother calling something a war when the someone that they were attacking was not part of their social group...countries just sorta generally act like sociopathic middle schoolers really.

    • @jadedsilverlining9427
      @jadedsilverlining9427 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@evernewb2073 And I was making a joke about that. I have no doubt some obscure countries they dont teach about have weird treaties against things like that.

  • @ryanbright1363
    @ryanbright1363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    "Humans will mate with anything"
    *achievement unlocked: Rule 34*

    • @robofreak425
      @robofreak425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      There's even this old poster thing floating around the internet from years back about a guide and mating with aliens.
      1) Are they sentient?
      2) Have they reached adulthood/maturity?
      3) Did they accept your mating request(or something along those lines)?
      I don't remember if there were other criteria, but generally the answer is that you can lay the alien if all questions are answered yes.

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@robofreak425 the harkniss test is it's name

    • @michaelray3865
      @michaelray3865 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      4. Are they physically/mentally/(maybe even spiritually) “compatible” enough to perform worthwhile activity? For example, what if a species is enough like a human to mate but eats the male afterwards for nutrients? Or implants parasitic offspring, etc?

    • @jamesperkins2552
      @jamesperkins2552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rowbot5555

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Looks at D&D alot would with a dragon.

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    12:43 - _"We might even have to recategorize Earth as a Category 6 Deathworld."_
    ...After they get a look at Australia, they might have to bump that up a "Category 7."

    • @elizabethwilliams5812
      @elizabethwilliams5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Ah, humans fighting humans. Maybe go for "category 8"

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elizabethwilliams5812 and just for a safe measure let's just bump them into a class 9, better safe than sorry

    • @DongbaekEGOSpicebush
      @DongbaekEGOSpicebush 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elizabethwilliams5812 fuck it, call it hell incarnate

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You forgot Tazmania and New Zealand. Those 2 alone should bump it up to a 9.

    • @tohanwi
      @tohanwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha yah, I mean the i pretty much see Australia as a country version of Florida but with more crazy lol

  • @lazarmarinkovic8486
    @lazarmarinkovic8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    French men sees raw food, alien cook says they dont cook the food but eat it raw... ***ANGRY FRENCHMEN NOISES***

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Once I heard him being described as "first space chef" I started wondering if they have booze on this station...

    • @nibblitman
      @nibblitman ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah I mean present a Frenchmen with nothing but raw food and well as a great man once said “Life uh finds a way”

    • @Dr.Westside
      @Dr.Westside ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Guess you've never heard of steak tartare

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a similar response tbh

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      GORDON RAMSEY BOUT TO MAKE THE HOLOCAUST LOOK LIKE A MEME

  • @tickticktickBOOOOM
    @tickticktickBOOOOM ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "Thick Thighs Save Lives"
    I see Barry is a fellow man of culture.

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh , when she started looking at him weirdly i though he had fucked the dragon

  • @kylemackinnon6230
    @kylemackinnon6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    I respect the decision to read the description of barry as being "chill american" and deciding instead to voice him as "cantankerous scott"

    • @steveholmes3471
      @steveholmes3471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No Scottish accent there at all

    • @Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim
      @Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Agreed Barry definitely sounded like a Scott, Jean sounded more American lol.

    • @julianfrachtman5866
      @julianfrachtman5866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Accurate 😂

    • @unoriginallyanonyoumus601
      @unoriginallyanonyoumus601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      there is no scot in his accent. He just has a gruff voice

    • @kylemackinnon6230
      @kylemackinnon6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@unoriginallyanonyoumus601 it was closer to scott than jean was to french

  • @Ozeec2
    @Ozeec2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    As an American, Barry is the perfect representative of our culture. Down to his choice of hoodie.

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Only thing that would make it better was if it said “I ❤️ hot moms”

    • @FullmetalOrk
      @FullmetalOrk ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Truly our prodigal son.

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Why would you wear such a thing?" because it is true.

    • @thrumwolf9583
      @thrumwolf9583 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Barry is the best of us and let his reign be eternal

    • @Alexander-jv2fe
      @Alexander-jv2fe ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thrumwolf9583 let his reign be eternal

  • @casteanpreswyn7528
    @casteanpreswyn7528 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    The most unrealistic part of this was that Barry got fruits and vegetables, he's bloody American. He'd 100% get meat and try to start a fire.

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's probably from SoCal

    • @kingdipshiz
      @kingdipshiz ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@grogvaughan5649nah he owns guns

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingdipshiz 9rd mags.. semiauto

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe it's a religious thing going on. Or maybe he likes Oranges... Can't blame him, Satsumas are delicious

    • @anthonyboal6086
      @anthonyboal6086 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      To be fair if i was there and was handed raw meat id take the fruits and vegetables

  • @neroham93
    @neroham93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    Alien discovers internet, and finds out we're all perverts.
    Seems right

    • @joshuawilliams8921
      @joshuawilliams8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Barry thinks its because of the toxic comments sections of social media Nope the real reasons is because of our freaky pornography and need to sexually conquer all of existence Lol 😂

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol, yeah, right? I love it.

    • @dragonforce2724
      @dragonforce2724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      69 liked 😂

    • @alexanderd6793
      @alexanderd6793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dragonforce2724 His point exactly

    • @thesquatch9821
      @thesquatch9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And the alien finds out she is one too, she just hasn't figured it out yet.

  • @artemiss7106
    @artemiss7106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Given the nationalities of the four students I was expecting the human war explanation to be a lot more awkward than it was.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Props to the writer for not taking the easy way out and going with WW2. :P

    • @cpt.arctourus7950
      @cpt.arctourus7950 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Now just wish they put a 5th in and made him English

    • @LostLagrange
      @LostLagrange ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was expecting a lot more arguments about it honestly.

    • @Alexander-jv2fe
      @Alexander-jv2fe ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “Well first I’m going to send in a fleet to the back and while I’m doing that send the FIRST PANZER DIVISION INTO PARIS”

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@cpt.arctourus7950 The second wave of students have arrived. What is that sound?
      Malicious Rule Britannia plays*

  • @ThePervysage89
    @ThePervysage89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    "They shot him with cocaine" oOoOO they fucked up now. Im crying 😂😂

    • @Theomos_R
      @Theomos_R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Same here, I had to pause it and laught it out.

    • @doggo6517
      @doggo6517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Florida Man has been unlocked

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What sounds like a corn-fed country boy already pissed-off over the attack and they shoot him up with cocaine?
      *COWABUNGA, IT IS*

    • @Dmaster2k
      @Dmaster2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Human has now become the Doom Slayer.

  • @159tony
    @159tony ปีที่แล้ว +896

    "There are no rules."
    Narrator: the teacher would come to find the horror and malignancy of human enginuity when applied into warfare
    Humans: good times rhymes with WARCRIMES!!

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      We do have quite a bit of experience

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's not a warcrime the first time.

    • @159tony
      @159tony ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Practitioner_of_Diogenes it is only a warcrime if you lose. Warcrimes are something levied against the loser.

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@159tony Clearly hasn't watch the Fat Electrician, as that's a joke he'd say from time to time.

    • @borsniel7767
      @borsniel7767 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Practitioner_of_Diogenes Someone tell the aliens to shoot at doc to make the humans surrender.

  • @commanderdragco3123
    @commanderdragco3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    “Thicc thighs save lives” the true statement of the universe

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mean while dragons have the thickest thighs.

    • @goddragon8637
      @goddragon8637 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@loganshaw4527 stop😶

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@goddragon8637 foreshadowing for later chapters.

    • @ryujitzu3547
      @ryujitzu3547 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loganshaw4527 bruh, why you think long sleeves and face cuts. my boy already got there. Murica' fuck ya!

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@loganshaw4527 well, hoo ha for Barry! I am through chapter 8, I might eated a whole spoiler, I should stop reading comments

  • @Bannedchan
    @Bannedchan ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Aliens: This is how many ships and what weapons we would use
    Humans: This is the war crime we selected from the list

    • @weasel003gaming7
      @weasel003gaming7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They said "no rules" so the Geneva Checklist is getting checked.

    • @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
      @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Looks at Geneva convention and selects "all of the above"

    • @JuiceofApple107
      @JuiceofApple107 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah yes *The List*

    • @jamesmerkel1932
      @jamesmerkel1932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's not really surprising. Given that the initial assumption is that they had to use technology available to the human race, and that humanity is currently at a major technological disadvantage. Using either extreme force that would likely ignore typical defenses or subterfuge makes sense. Given that the "rules of war" is a generally agreed upon set of limitations amongst the participants, one side blatantly declaring no rules means no regret for them choosing death.

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      H: Pretend the Geneva Convention doesn't exist, got it!
      A: Geneva what?
      H: A list of rules for war that we agreed upon to prevent our extinction....
      ... and now yours I guess.
      *frightened alien silence*

  • @keona5560
    @keona5560 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Honestly I'm with John with the food thing, the caribbean in me would absolutely have gone apeshit at the very insinuation that I'd have to eat raw unseasoned ANYTHING. I do not blame the man in the slightest, must be *mad*

    • @themotions5967
      @themotions5967 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would be ok with raw fruits and veggies as well as rations for a while
      But I would be making request or putting together some utilities for cooking
      I mean you could probably request cooking supplies be made as they seem accommodating for different needs for different species
      Just explaining that our species was evolutionarily adapted to breaking down foods with heat and preserving it with different spices should be sufficient.
      Although even with cooking I would probably request that I be notified based on a preference for synthetic protein and not “naturally sourced” meats lol

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@themotions5967 I do find it weird that something as fundamental as our diet wasn’t already accounted for. It’s not a major flaw, but it did leave me scratching my head

    • @Novacore-qb3pj
      @Novacore-qb3pj ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ianharrison5758 the easy way put here is the understanding that other species didn't need to cook food as they all seem to be abit more primal in their method of eating. This idea brings forward the fact that eating food raw for predators means while they run and chase they heat up and burn through their energy to break down the food. It then would make sense that for the general population of species who eat meat that since creativity isn't commonplace cooking could be considered disgraceful or torurious and sadistic to the food

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Oh dear lord.
    The dragon has found our fabled rule 34.
    Worse, she is embracing it without fully grasping it's disturbing depths.
    LOL.

    • @blooddoctor2721
      @blooddoctor2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      *Lusty argonian maid intensifies*

    • @Taneth
      @Taneth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Don't worry, the disturbing depths were hidden behind a level 3 quarantine that only a seasoned diplomat would be able to ac- wait a minute...

    • @Cooky_McGee
      @Cooky_McGee ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@blooddoctor2721 oh god... i'll get the skyrim mods...

    • @blooddoctor2721
      @blooddoctor2721 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Cooky_McGee gooooood

    • @christopher-gv7xj
      @christopher-gv7xj ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wait until the aliens find out about the Japanese obsession with tentacles........

  • @speedyracer906
    @speedyracer906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    this man has four voices
    his normal speaking voice
    scottish
    slightly higher feminine
    narrator
    wonderful

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also does a Cockney Brit voice, he usually uses it for Orcs and other big tough aliens.

  • @MrBennytime
    @MrBennytime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "They shot him with cocaine"
    Had me in stitches. Then the thought of 5 shots and a swift OD came to mind 😅.

    • @joaolemes8757
      @joaolemes8757 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But should they only get five they've seen the absolute horror that would create

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The most dangerous thing on the station for about thirty seconds.

    • @austinteal3645
      @austinteal3645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This reminds me of the real life incident the cocaine bear for only a couple of seconds it became the deadliest animal on earth 💀
      No I am not joking the bear found a bag of cocaine and ingested it, it proceed to run for a couple of miles before dying

  • @HelloFellowHooman
    @HelloFellowHooman ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Human males: *sees Gundam* goes monke mode
    As a representative of this species and it's males I can confidently say this is how we would react to seeing a giant xeno slaying robot for the first time

    • @Deliar12
      @Deliar12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not only males...gimme some too! Some girls would like to play as well, add to the robot fights female logic and enjoy the chaos encarnate we would make)))

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Give me a BattleTech Rifleman and you'll see me swatting flies like an angry God!

    • @HelloFellowHooman
      @HelloFellowHooman ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Deliar12 hell knows no FURY, like a woman scorned.

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mileselon1339a Timberwolf, or a Hatchet Man for me.

    • @hideri6779
      @hideri6779 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I have got to pilot an Armored Core.

  • @medical-cyanide1526
    @medical-cyanide1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I had a very different idea of where this was going to end when it was mentioned the dragon lady discovered the sexual fantasies of man.
    This idea was briefly reinforced by the bit of how she regarded Barry as almost a white night rescuing the princes from danger, from human stories.
    And sadly this idea was never mentioned afterwards

    • @allochervenkall9819
      @allochervenkall9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Pretty sure Barry got those injuries after the steel suit match, not during.

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@allochervenkall9819 Yes I am inclined to think that as well.

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@allochervenkall9819 pardon?

    • @allochervenkall9819
      @allochervenkall9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@medical-cyanide1526 things got nsfw that night

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@allochervenkall9819 oh pardon, my initial thought was that too, but I forgot about that and was talking about the very end of the story

  • @jimdemertzim1
    @jimdemertzim1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    So, fragile tree like pirates, atempt to kidnap a human, by shooting him with cocaine...
    WHERE CAN I SIGN UP?

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hit the Doom music.

    • @joshuawilliams8921
      @joshuawilliams8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Human 1 “OMG they shot him with CoCaine”
      Alien 1 “Oh no is that poisonous to Humans”
      Human 2 “Uhm you could say that …”Human 1 “More like We may have to stop him from Killing each and every one of the pirates with his bare hands”
      Alien 1 “What the hell are you people made of???”

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuawilliams8921 humans regularly consume poison for recreational purposes, most painkillers were developed as defensive mechanisms by plants, many lifeforms tried to kill us and we used them to get stronger!

    • @joshuawilliams8921
      @joshuawilliams8921 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@someoneawesome8717 Yes thats the point thankyou

    • @ooffilipinopatriot7605
      @ooffilipinopatriot7605 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joshuawilliams8921 regenerative flesh and overpowered skeletons.

  • @ruankiernan6291
    @ruankiernan6291 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Alien discovers human depictions of her race: I mean. It’s alright
    Alien discovers human sexual depictions of her race: REAL SHIT

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Ok. So don't be a sapient plant in a fist fight with an adrenaline rushed human.

    • @barel2369
      @barel2369 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont forget about cocaine fueled as well

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Correction, an adrenaline rushed, coke'd up human. xD (Or Florida man for short)

    • @arthurmorgan2861
      @arthurmorgan2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sanquinity HomoFloridus is classed as a terror species and is kill on sight for 99.991% of civilised space, the 0.009% is Florida.

    • @scoundral2995
      @scoundral2995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Sanquinity The menace would instead beat them with a squirrel

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Sanquinity Remember, the plant shoots needles packed with cocaine.

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    This one is more like "aliens are clueless", than "humans are space orcs"

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Did you not listen to Barry going full Florida Man on the pirates?

    • @anaveragenightlordsfan
      @anaveragenightlordsfan ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Both, both is good.

    • @ufoe20011
      @ufoe20011 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In the combat sections of other books . Space orks is appropriate

    • @LazyPressit
      @LazyPressit ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats just America

    • @ServantOfOdin
      @ServantOfOdin ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kinda both, really. THe way the humans dealt with the pirates is so space-orcish human

  • @dadgod3615
    @dadgod3615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Barry will fight a dragon lady. Barry don't give a fuck. America. Edit: dragon lady may seduce Barry. Barry is ok with this.

    • @ndld4955
      @ndld4955 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Her tongue danced excitedly inside her maw, hoping there'd be a few males in the four students coming to the Rar Meena academy"😏👉🍆🐲
      Wow be careful what u wish for ...
      On both sides..😏
      When the henti wants the guy more than he wants it 😳😳😳🤣
      And no ... don't tell me this isn't exactly what was meant.. lol😂

    • @L337f33t
      @L337f33t ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this like Barry from Archer and it still works.

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Barry Crush Plant Person's Skull With Cocaine! Barry Is Happy Now!! God I suddenly love this read.

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@L337f33twhat about other Barry?

  • @nicholassmile5800
    @nicholassmile5800 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    In a twist of fate, the dragon has rolled 20, and seduced the bard.

  • @DaddyHensei
    @DaddyHensei ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Telling humanity that there are no rules in wars means the Geneva convention is now a point chart.

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "The Code is more of Guidelines than actual rules!"

    • @MTFtheta-11
      @MTFtheta-11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I got a hunch the author doesn't know about Canada to well, would have been better then the American for that

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How many points is incinerating a world worth?
      Surely you cannot be serious!?
      Well, The USA has so many fusion bombs that...
      Okay, okay, you win!
      But I never got to take my tur...
      I Surrender!

  • @MadmanHelldiver
    @MadmanHelldiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Teacher: "Humans can you give us a brief summary of your wars and how they shaped your culture"
    The German Student: *stammering* "I- I don't know why we have to tt- talk about that, let's talk about something else ya?" *tugs collar*

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz ปีที่แล้ว +126

      *Moderately worried face from the Japanese student*

    • @theamazingj7007
      @theamazingj7007 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@LTDroz slightly smug grin from the American and Frenchman

    • @bkane573
      @bkane573 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Frenchman
      We learned to always wait for the English speaking people to win our wars for us.

    • @rkj5480
      @rkj5480 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Canada

    • @MadmanHelldiver
      @MadmanHelldiver ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rkj5480 "What happened to all the natives Canada? Where did they go?"

  • @thehumanstunlock7588
    @thehumanstunlock7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    the broken but perfectly understandable speech from the "aliens" will always be fun to read. EDIT: of course the first guys to go to outter space fucked the dragon first. not sure what else i expected of the boys.

    • @Big_boy01470
      @Big_boy01470 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your got damm right

    • @GekleloPlays
      @GekleloPlays ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Moments like this make me feel equally proud and jealous.

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean, did we really expect less from the american? Or expect more, whichever one you'd rather lol

    • @_GenericAmerican
      @_GenericAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HiddenOcelot y e s

    • @thomashunter7190
      @thomashunter7190 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HiddenOcelot as an American I resemble that remark.

  • @shewolfroux6091
    @shewolfroux6091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    During the ch4, war strategy I had a very human idea on how to deal with it.
    First you cause a big enough distraction off world, towards the edge of the system. Big enough to cause the enemy send the majority of their forces towards the distraction. Then, send a small force in to take the mine. If the forces guarding the mine are too much for the team to handle. Then they could drive them back into the mine, collapsing the entrance and any escape routes, trapping them inside. Then all they have to do is wait for the enemy to die off inside.
    With the majority of the enemy forces away and the on world enemy shut up inside them mine, they could send in extra forces to back up the original team while they wait for the enemy to die off. This would also give them the necessary vessels to get the goods off world and wherever we need them.
    Once the mine is under control, resort to guerilla warfare to lure and pick off the rest of the enemy.
    If the mine is too hard to keep, then the goal is to get as much of the supplies off world, sabotage the equipment, and abandon the mine. Once the enemy resumes mining, detonate previously planted mine, bombs, ect. This would continue to decimate their forces and hopefully decrease moral in the enemy forces. Helping to turn the war in the humans favor.
    This isn't the BEST plan, but it took me less than a minute to come up with. So, a little concerning. Given enough time I could come up with something better. Something safer for the soldiers, that would cost less.

    • @4eversight781
      @4eversight781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I just simply capture one of their ship and crack their communication network and fill-to-the-bream with “enemy has been spotted” or “we are under attack from home-world” and when the ship are returning to home world. Due a Russian gorilla warfare and (if they are a straight-forward-intelligent species) I folded the communication with “is water is wet” and Rick roll.

    • @lazarmarinkovic8486
      @lazarmarinkovic8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh, I guess we had a similar idea then...

    • @GreetMyMeat
      @GreetMyMeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought:
      Use signal jammers to block communication. Fill the mine with Zyclon-B (the toxin used in the Auschwitz gas chambers) and collapse the entrances. Station soldiers outside each entrance to make sure the enemy does not try to make an escape.
      Wait a week.
      After a week, sweep the mine for any stragglers and eliminate them. The survivors would be too weak from the gas attack or starvation.

    • @muhschaf
      @muhschaf ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And now imagine what an actual general how have study that shit will come up with...

    • @matersolinvictus
      @matersolinvictus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Send many ship with big cannon in, big cannon go BOOM

  • @thedeathshadowking2794
    @thedeathshadowking2794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    I'm almost 100% sure Barry fucked that dragon...
    As a member of the dragon fuckers league I commend him for doing something all of us in the league have dreamed of doing.

    • @mousesteam7882
      @mousesteam7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did in fact, fucked the dragon, twice in fact here's the link
      introduction_to_dragon_anatomy_101/?force_seo

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Least ya know what you're about. Respect.

    • @WingManFang1
      @WingManFang1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She probably went nuts 🥜 for Rule 34

    • @thedeathshadowking2794
      @thedeathshadowking2794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WingManFang1 yeah probably

    • @kylemackinnon6230
      @kylemackinnon6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ah found the bard

  • @massimothetrog7111
    @massimothetrog7111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Sadly it seems the author decided not to continue on with this one. I too wanted to see more Lso'na/Barry romance perhaps.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thats unfortunate. Barry was clearly following the example of James T Kirk.

    • @Ortian9
      @Ortian9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      look for "Introduction to Dragon Anatomy 101" less romance more pancakes

    • @definitelyaguy3179
      @definitelyaguy3179 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ortian9 I can't find it, do you have the link?

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ortian9 LINK it or you aint gettin the pirls BUKKO

    • @Demortra
      @Demortra ปีที่แล้ว

      Pinged ya both

  • @greyclydesdale
    @greyclydesdale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Chief Engineer Schotee - Scotty.... Well played

  • @LostLagrange
    @LostLagrange ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If this story has taught me anything it’s that if we ever make first contact with alien species we are gonna have ALOT of explaining to do if they ever access our enternet network….

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว

      "well, look... this is product of our imagination, and our inclination to reproduce. We didn't get from 1.5 billion people to 8 billion in 70 years just watching at other's eyes constantly...!"

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we should keep the internet to ourselfs and give them a kids mode...

    • @yrm1594
      @yrm1594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@rodrigoandorinha9259Lol, yt kids would be even harder to explain 😂

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yrm1594 YT Kids? At that point it'd be better to just give them direct access to exhentai.

  • @RicardoMartinez-tf5po
    @RicardoMartinez-tf5po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "They shot him with cocaine" I openly snorted (pun intended) when hearing that.

    • @slacksviii9824
      @slacksviii9824 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cocaine fueled American teen vs space school shooter

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I look forward to multiple follow-up series following the human students

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I am loving this story. I do hope that the next chapters come out soon.
    I want to learn about the mystery of why humans know about dragons. How are the humans going to be involved with the galaxy at large? What sort of laws will need to be passed about humans wanting to have consensual sex with every species? (And if you think that there is a species that no one would want to bang, then you are still pure of heart. Please leave the den of vile villainy before you are corrupted...... it is to late for the rest of us.)

    • @brokenlord3218
      @brokenlord3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can't find this story anymore on reddit

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Female aliens exist very male human 😍

    • @kubox000
      @kubox000 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I honestly had thought for a moment that if there would be a species that has toxic (for humans) fluids and incompatible mating method then no one would want to bang them especially out of fear of death. However then I really pondered about it and realized that it would be only a challenge and not disqualifying traits for some people.

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah theires a story about humans in the future called charge of the bug boys thats pretty funny

  • @OneCanisLupus
    @OneCanisLupus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So awesome to finally have a galactic story where humans aren't wimps of the said galaxy.

    • @ndld4955
      @ndld4955 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya .. honestly refreshing..

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well, this kind of stories already existed, one example of this is Warhammer 40K, wich puts in a weird position the humanity in a "deus ex machina winning" and "deus ex machina loosing" to give some... spice to the plot
      this cathegory you are talking anyways is the HFY (Humanity Fuck Yeah!)

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She finds furries
    PANIK!
    She's kind of into it
    Calm

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The lusty -argonian- draconian -maid- student plot gets completely dropped
      *_PANIK_*

  • @alaric5521
    @alaric5521 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is hilarious on so many levels the pervert dragon and alluring to romance with the chill american with said dragon to the angery French man not getting cooked food to the cocaine guns it's just so beautifully hilarious

    • @ndld4955
      @ndld4955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Her tongue danced excitedly inside her maw, hoping there'd be a few males in the four students coming to the Rar Meena academy"😏👉🍆🐲
      Wow be careful what u wish for ...
      On both sides..😏
      When the henti wants the guy more than he wants it 😳😳😳🤣
      And no ... don't tell me this isn't exactly what was meant.. lol😂

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uh... She dragged the Frenchman into her depraved diplomacy. There was an explicitly chapter.

    • @vickymoreira1260
      @vickymoreira1260 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And both girls ready to give warcrimes advice

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vickymoreira1260 they are both german and japanese, considering the favorite weapons of the germans in WW1 (flammerwerfers and different and colorful kinds of gases) and japanese during 99.9% before "two suns" falled over them... kinda gives them a lot of experience

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@razorburn645 that chapter didn't appeared here

  • @mfowler2246
    @mfowler2246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Couldnt hold back a chuckle when i realized Laura had Rammstein as her alarm

    • @maxxcarver1525
      @maxxcarver1525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup. 😁

    • @joshuawilliams8921
      @joshuawilliams8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noticed that too huh 🤔 Even with it not being read to the beat I had the song in my head

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah a classic

    • @vinnyganzano1930
      @vinnyganzano1930 ปีที่แล้ว

      Works for me and I'm Scottish.

    • @MegaZylla
      @MegaZylla ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, I was reading that thinking, that's familiar (English is my only language), read it over and over again, WAIT, is that Rammstien ?, pull up Bang Bang lyrics, son of a ...

  • @MizukiStone44
    @MizukiStone44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Glory to the spinny rock (which is not here)! Hell of a story to get in it's totality, but a fun one. I rather enjoyed how well you did giving all the key character's their own 'voice' based on their personalities. It was good!

  • @jzapien1377
    @jzapien1377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The dragon fucker main lined cocaine then proceeded to beat two pirates to death and shoulder carry said slain dragon and that’s double his size.
    At least I’ve got an idea for for a bard barbarian multi class.

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better yet, make them a halfling to represent size

    • @crayzkato6607
      @crayzkato6607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dnd dragons are a bit bigger

    • @jzapien1377
      @jzapien1377 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crayzkato6607 my point stands

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jzapien1377 he's american Zapien. Make him ranger.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Double his size, but probably not in weight. Even if her wings are mostly vestigial, it'd likely mean space dragons are a bit more like birds as far as bone density and such goes. Likely evolved on a lower gravity world too.

  • @michatomaszewski9388
    @michatomaszewski9388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Honestly I can't believe someone didn't make anime about this

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      With enough money we can.

    • @cruelmilk4465
      @cruelmilk4465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why does it always have to be an anime!?!!??!

    • @michatomaszewski9388
      @michatomaszewski9388 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cruelmilk4465 because Western media sucks

    • @sadsongs7731
      @sadsongs7731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cruelmilk4465
      > Why does it always have to be an anime!?!!??!
      There is a wonderful video here on youtube that explain why people prefer anime to western media. The video's title is:
      Why Western Media Sucks & How Cyberpunk Edgerunner's Subverts It

    • @89Keith
      @89Keith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cruelmilk4465 because western media (in particular comic and cartoons) hasn't had more than a handful of new idea in decades. Japan will explore different concepts or make variations of something and characters; meanwhile what reboot of batman are we on since 1930?

  • @TheKoistar
    @TheKoistar ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Perfectly ironic that Barry's thick thighs ended up saving a life. Even if it's beyond saving in the laundry, he truly honored his hoodie LMAO

  • @Doktor_Lutscher
    @Doktor_Lutscher ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love these stories of how brutal we are, despite managing to convince most of ourselves out of it, I want more "fear from xeno-scum" stories!

  • @elizabethwilliams5812
    @elizabethwilliams5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like the "can't get to the mine? Tow an asteroid in to do the heavy work."

  • @nathlech919
    @nathlech919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    With a nice dose of cocaine, Barry is gonna clean the whole space station in a matter of minutes

  • @drnobody1908
    @drnobody1908 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I need more for dragon x Barry seriously I'm no furry but I've always been fascinated by the romance that comes with unknown territory. They're probably the only interspecies couple to have occurred naturally. I read the introduction to dragon biology 101 however it took the romance out of it and was stated to not be fully accurate to the canon (which I'm happy about). But still I see this romance blooming and I wanna see what comes of it especially when her dad finds out.

    • @howlingcommandose
      @howlingcommandose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya, but she seems more reptile then mammal. The parts just don't work right.

    • @drnobody1908
      @drnobody1908 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@howlingcommandose So? It's just romance don't need to have sex and hell they still managed to do that so I see no issues.

    • @howlingcommandose
      @howlingcommandose ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drnobody1908 but she plans on having sex with a human. She is the one with intentions of making him her furry.

    • @drnobody1908
      @drnobody1908 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howlingcommandose and? That's their relationship

    • @GenesisHD
      @GenesisHD ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You weird for this one chief

  • @jaanuspapp1333
    @jaanuspapp1333 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Are there any rules?"
    "What do you mean rules, its a war, there arent any."
    Me: Well, there arent any rules yet. Geneva convention, more like geneva suggeations

    • @joe31226
      @joe31226 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the geneva to do list

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Geneva bucket list.

  • @Gabriel-tr1dp
    @Gabriel-tr1dp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Thick thighs save lives”
    Amazing

  • @matthewgordon3281
    @matthewgordon3281 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I sat and listened to the whole thing in one sitting, could not stop. The author of this clearly has sooo many interesting ideas. Would love to see a novel by them, in this setting or otherwise.

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as i understand it this is a prequel story in this authors metaverse

  • @iamalpharius114
    @iamalpharius114 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    plant pirate: does pirate stuff
    Unsupervised buff human high on cocaine and adrenaline: *only thing they fear is you intensifies"

  • @razorburn645
    @razorburn645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Interesting and they found our internet.... god help them. Also telling humans that war has no rules.... oh my.
    Barry clearly subscribes to the "lay dragons " instead of "slay dragons" philosophy. .

    • @joshuawilliams8921
      @joshuawilliams8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya mate bad idea to tell Humans anything in war is acceptable, Didn’t they see earlier in the book what we tend to do just to interrogate one of our own people. Never tell us to take off the kid gloves. Lol 😂

    • @ClayinSWVA
      @ClayinSWVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is the bard of the group and plays the skin-flute.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joshuawilliams8921 yeah, if one of their own military kids was a step away from calling our torture, things we knowingly do to a human being, what the hell do they think were gonna do to a species we could make the entire species see as lesser than us with a few good propaganda reels.
      We dehumanize eachother to such extreme extents in our worst moments in history it takes a fool to believe they will get that level of treatment at our best when they weren’t even from the same planet

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I always love stories where an alien species is flattered by us having the term of "dragon" to describe them with :D

  • @jayeisenhardt1337
    @jayeisenhardt1337 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Spark. Reminds me of something I re-watched recently. "Imagination is a weapon. Those who fail to use it, die first."
    Oh yeah that Goblin Slayer anime. He was always wasting those monster any way he could think of.

  • @steveradroach9101
    @steveradroach9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "They do not kill a another one to get his organs" Yeahhh,about that 😅

    • @thehalberdier4774
      @thehalberdier4774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Ukrainians and Chinese would nervously agree. Technically American doctors do not 'kill' patients listed as organ donors, but certainly won't go out of their way to save them if they have head wounds and pristine organs. Kidneys are very profitable!

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thehalberdier4774 Yep,you can't prove me black Market for Organs isn't a real thing sadly.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's just say it's frowned upon.

    • @themotions5967
      @themotions5967 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steveradroach9101 probably should have been more specific as to say that it was not required to be lethal and that organ harvesting that actively results in death is seen as mostly morally objectionable by most cultures.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the type of thing where I think the alien was right but didn’t have the full picture.
      99% of us, at least I hope, wouldn’t approve of nor stand for normalized organ trafficking, it’s just that those organs are very valuable and we don’t have the resources allocated to the places needed to be able to tell if a listed donor was actually a victim of medical malpractice and there are still many places where you can just disappear bc Jeffry learned how much a liver is worth

  • @Justin-tw5ig
    @Justin-tw5ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What is this!? This is awesome! I'm not even 15 minutes into the story and I'm having a hard time leaving my lunch break to go back to work. I hope there is more like this on the channel... I will have to wait till after work to find out.

    • @SolitaireEldar
      @SolitaireEldar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just listen to it at work. The hell with just on my lunch break.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SolitaireEldar TH-cam premium coming in clutch getting rid of the adds and shit

  • @aaronclemons2287
    @aaronclemons2287 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Best part was “chill” Barry begins beating his chest thinking “I am not going out like some chump!”

    • @bryancondrey6457
      @bryancondrey6457 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely HULK mode...

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว

      FLORIDA MAN WAS AWAKENED! HE CAN LEAP INTO THE AIR AND SHOOT LASERS FROM HIS EYEBALLS!! ONCE I SAW HIM TURN MIKE INTO A GECKO!!

  • @randommoron9892
    @randommoron9892 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Laura listening to rammstein in the morning is amazingly relatable

  • @Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim
    @Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Super good story and narration could easily be adapted into a series of novels

  • @sgtrock68
    @sgtrock68 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh god, "splashing back on him the vomit Jean had just hurled, causing him to repeat the cycle" made me laugh so hard I almost passed out! I can't even rewrite that part without going into a fit. That was unexpected.

  • @kingmasterlord
    @kingmasterlord ปีที่แล้ว +3

    we have a fascination with preserving history because it's been taken from us. humans have been around for 400,000 years and we have records going back 10,000.

  • @angelajaime5155
    @angelajaime5155 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's a custom in many countries, for women to stay in their parents home until they get married, it's not weird, and as long as the child (men too) contributes significantly to the household, it's not weird at all.

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1. Error: They accessed our Internet withour proper Guidances. This could have caused serious mental damage.
    2. Is it just me or is the Dragon-Girl a bit TO interested in human Stories about Dragons, Knights and the Damsel in Distress?^^ On the other Hand, Barry does seem to be kinda friendly towards her. I see potencial for sub-Plot XD
    3. Great..... they shot a male US-Teenager with adrenaline-rush with cocaine. That was like an invitation to get beaten up.
    4. Sounds fun to interact with these Aliens and explain them what an absurd and dangerous Species we are^^
    5. im worried for this Universe... if the other Species really would have no clue about Food-preparation, if feel sad for them. If there are predatory Species that only eat raw meat and herbivores who eat just fruits, what makes this us? Apex-Omnivores with the power of Spices? XD

    • @slacksviii9824
      @slacksviii9824 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      to be fair, after she found human dragon hentai and found out humans fuck like rabbits compared to her people she did say she was hoping there would be male humans...

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Apex-Omnivores with the power of Spices? XD"
      Portugal and England: rub their hands eagerly

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@slacksviii9824 she did it so swiftly that she could make proud all redditors and 4channers with such prowress

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว

      We would straight up be the Kings and Queens of Survival

  • @lordofswarm538
    @lordofswarm538 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:39:14 so Laura has Ramstein as her alarm? A woman after my own heart. An Awesome song off of their album "Mutter", if I'm remembering correctly. It's been years since I've listened to it, perhaps just since my own college aged years.....

    • @raphfelix6305
      @raphfelix6305 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, I was like HOLD ON A HOT MINUTE! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?! it is.

    • @Rewal15
      @Rewal15 ปีที่แล้ว

      True representation of german culture❤

  • @gheshRhogar
    @gheshRhogar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I have continuously been confused by the size of this station, as it seems to be simultaneously large and small, with multiple decks that can be sprinted across and a gundam arena, yet the entire student body can fit inside a single room. The head engineer was randomly run into and a single room feeds the entire student body and presumably staff too?

    • @benben3277
      @benben3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's a sort of set up based on the Spark, some years there are more with the spark from the other species, but others they need only a single classroom?

    • @baumholderh8425
      @baumholderh8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think the system is more like the Japanese where you stay with your class for the whole day. In their system the teacher goes from classroom to classroom instead of the students moving around. So there are other classrooms of student, just not named. Either that or it’s to show how dumb the rest of the galaxy is with this basically being the universes geniuses.
      Also with the single room feeding everyone, with future technology if you can fit everything in one room why would you not make it one room, it’s a waste otherwise.

    • @benben3277
      @benben3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baumholderh8425 I mean true, I always thought that was more efficient of a teaching method for teachers and students.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think that the station is decently sized. However, the number of students and staff is low.
      I would say that the station is about the size of a 1000 student high school in America. But with a population of 200 people. Maybe 75-100 students and around the same number of staff. (Need more staff to run the station itself than a ground based school.)

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@baumholderh8425 oh, that's also the Brazilian system! We use it because having entire classes of students going in and out every 30 to 50 minutes would cause imense chaos in the corridors.
      If it's anything like that, each class probably has a code, like "1-A" for first grade class A, or something of similar nature, to identify it. And there's probably a central room/corridor that fits the entire student body; on my old school we used the indoor gym/sport area (idk how to translate, think of a sport area which is a indoor football field and basketball court fused together) for that, because it was the largest space available and it connected to the main corridor/patio, which in turn connected all other spaces in the school. Wouldn't surprise me if they have a large room like that that they use for large reunions or announcements; it's probably a central area too so it can connect to all other areas.

  • @MichelleThelwell
    @MichelleThelwell ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I swear, almost every word out of Barry's mouth makes me uncontrollably laugh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomash2959
    @thomash2959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Definitely want another story on this its great

  • @styks5960
    @styks5960 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the war discussion when I heard no rules I instantly thought "Chemical warfare" and "arson" which devolved into "Flammable toxic weaponry"

  • @lancejobs
    @lancejobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That description of dogs is beautiful.

  • @jhaersnfenubaldocastaneda9114
    @jhaersnfenubaldocastaneda9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This whole thing was a sucker punch into my mind ten times and I want more.

  • @athopi
    @athopi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Good characters! Hope to hear more of their exploits and adventures in the near future!

  • @kevingalipean472
    @kevingalipean472 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In less than what seems to be a week, the humans invented cooking, theorized war crimes to aliens, piloted a giant mecha, had "intimate relations" with a dragon like species, got drugged with space cocaine, and killed a bunch of space pirates.
    Yep, James T. Kirk would be proud. Praise man, and woe be to our unfortunate enemies.

  • @scythianking7315
    @scythianking7315 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So NO ONE in the comments picked up on the fact that it was implied that Barry and Dragon Girl had some sort of secret romance?
    They did have that "long chat" by themselves that we never found out about, followed by Barry coming to class with scratches and bruises on his face the next day while wearing a Hoodie(hiding his dragon hickies pehraps). Then we have Dragon girl wink at him in class lol

    • @rameymj
      @rameymj ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts too.

  • @lotuswraith
    @lotuswraith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:36:00 Waking up to Rammstein... aliens are not ready for that.

  • @coltondaugherty6311
    @coltondaugherty6311 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love all the stories you post here they are amazing!

  • @spacewolfblackmane19
    @spacewolfblackmane19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice, my respect to my fellow American for baking the dragon wifu

  • @kloppanator
    @kloppanator ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Them: "No rules."
    Humans glancing at each other: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
    I would watch this anime, though it does somewhat remind me of some already.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how hilariously inept the aliens have to be for us to work

  • @hammerspace8866
    @hammerspace8866 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ah, I just love this story. I just listened to it again today. There is just something in this kind of story that just makes it really enjoyable.

  • @colmmurphy3130
    @colmmurphy3130 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Would love to see a continuation to this

  • @kusada3035
    @kusada3035 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:00:30 that's no chief engineer, that's a miracle worker

  • @dukeynukey6725
    @dukeynukey6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *Oh god she found found monster girl art*

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She stumbled upon the furries. :P

    • @maxxcarver1525
      @maxxcarver1525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Real life with Monster Girls! Lol. 😉

    • @scoundral2995
      @scoundral2995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sanquinity Scalies I guess, same thing but yeah

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Worse. It was e621.

  • @theanimal4165
    @theanimal4165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was so good i hope there is a sequel to this one day.

  • @TheMartianReport
    @TheMartianReport ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lmfao when the author names the lead engineer "Schotee" 🤣

  • @bobdrooples
    @bobdrooples ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Barry sounds like a 40 year old hey-fellow-kids FBI agent.

  • @banusebian5083
    @banusebian5083 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The worst ting a alien should discover about us is the internet over 15% of the internet is inappropriate content

    • @novasvendsen4226
      @novasvendsen4226 ปีที่แล้ว

      15%!?! I think youre lowbaling it a bit dude.

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Other % is about History, Guns, Games, Audiobooks, Comedy, Action, And a plethora of videos.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@novasvendsen4226 The estimates put it at about 5% of websites being porn.
      Well, on the other hand dark web is estimated to be at least as big as the "overworld" net, so that'd be hard to quantify. Not to mention that normal web websites with registration requirement to see content classify as dark web too.
      Also while the internet development was, in fact, spearheaded by porn, it has since grown quite tremendously in other areas.

  • @amberkat8147
    @amberkat8147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know that eating the flesh of dead sentients would be unnerving to many people, but it IS practical. As long as there's no funny business going on, like arresting people on false charges or made-up crimes to harvest their meat, and you aren't killing people to eat them, it doesn't seem that bad to me. But there's also the matter of disease. I imagine they'd handle the flesh of a being who died of a contagious disease differently.
    But aside from that, can I just say how much I LOVE that there is an alien species in here that's basically dragons? It's freaking EPIC! I literally cannot approve enough. And there's also space cat-folk, HELL YEAH!!! I would probably get in trouble for running up and trying to pet them, tbh. And eventually the humans are going to have to tell the aliens that pretty much ALL of us are creative. I look forward to seeing that convo. But I wonder why it would be rare, isn't it a basic advantage that helps people deal with situations and problems? For that matter, world having no threats at all, even basic poisonous plants, venomous creatures, diseases or threatening natural events seems kinda unbelievable. That they're considered so bad that they cause a planet to be called a deathworld and are so rare most forget they exist, that hardly seems realistic. I'd expect most planets would hardly be habitable instead of that extreme. That kinda breaks the immersion a little for me, but otherwise I love this.

    • @DOOM_rabit
      @DOOM_rabit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it is because all of the Asians seem to have evolved to their situations and creatively was a good but unnecessary advantage so it didn't become extremely common whereas humans aren't as specificly evolved so we relied much more on our creative solutions so as it was more necessary it spead to the hole species

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the first story...i foresee an sudden investor desire.. from BOTH directions to set up a civilian station near human home space for trade and exchange of ....'services'.. XD
    aww...schotee ,sounded quite alright... responsible ''this is work space even if you are 'gifted' sho sho!'' ...and yet happy to take a moment of time to help the new one out..not to mention ,while making contacts with academia might be good for potential carrier ,having friends in maintenance might give you insights into areas that current tech could use refinement one way or another... giving an angle for things not immune on any 'patronage' changes so to speak

  • @ChaosYami
    @ChaosYami ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just can't get over the whole "Dragon alien wants a human mate thanks to the internet" just 😂

  • @patrickmcabee123
    @patrickmcabee123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very cool.., kinda like “Harry Potter” meets “Enders Game”….😎
    Neat episode..👍🏼

  • @John-ci8yk
    @John-ci8yk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my second time around, I think that says it all.

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My Boi Barry out here Representin the states! in his first week of school, he impresses the class, picks up a new sport, sleeps with a damn dragon, beats up some terrorists and takes cocaine!

  • @harrygrimley4352
    @harrygrimley4352 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved this. Thanks for sharing this with us.

  • @John-ci8yk
    @John-ci8yk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you and thumbs up, I'm really enjoying these stories.

  • @BrokeMechanic
    @BrokeMechanic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This would make an amazing series

  • @jm2watkins
    @jm2watkins ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol. As a American whose ideals particularly sway a certain direction, I have a slight feeling that me and Barry's mindset went the same direction during the crisis.

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "They shot him with cocaine"
    Me: HAHAHA

  • @grigori9061
    @grigori9061 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For those wondering there’s also a spicy side story called introduction to dragon anatomy

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Link pls

    • @grigori9061
      @grigori9061 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caldoric Just follow the link to the Reddit post on the video and then head to the posters profile it’s on there

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grigori9061 you sure cause me no find it. GRANTED I am on a whole new lvl (exclusive to only me) of incompetency

    • @L337f33t
      @L337f33t ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grigori9061 sorry champ, it’s gone. Link doesn’t work anymore 😢