The Slaaneshmas Prologue
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2017
- This video was created by Eliphus and Yohan (link to his channel below) as a teaser for the upcoming Slaaneshmas TTS Special (also written by Yohan), which will be released on Orthodox New Year, because that's a holiday that exists and sometimes you just don't wanna upload things on mainstream new year (possibly due to said things not yet being finished at that point in time).
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So much heresy...
Chapter Master Valrak Spreading joy is just to reap torments… no wonder "Happiness is the delusion of the weak" is true (in 40k)!
embrace it
Purge him like you purged the xenos in deathwing
*(headbuts exterminatus button ferociously)*
*Not enough sex toys!
"SIGN ME THE FUCK UP" Is going to be my new warcry next Christmas
Slanneshmas dipshit
Dude, my family celebrates Tzeenchukkah and even *I* know it's Slaaneshmas.
I'll be dragged across a titan's exposed plasma core if Arhiman's voice isn't almost as silky as the great Sindri's
It's Ahriman. What do you, a mortal, expect?
@@tzeentchthearchitect7320 *bitch slap* shut up tit snitch
Personally I'm more of a Khornukka man myself.
I observe Kwanzeentch.
what about WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHZA?
Nurgelnalia for me one week of sick leave for everyone healthy and one week of health for the sick
I prefer Yulennead.
I personally prefer Sanguinala, though I ally with the thousand sons
"I assure you my rectal area is quite well defended"
Fool, Lucius goes at a higher initiative and has a power sword! All you have is a 4 up invul. Considering what is at stake, 50% odds of not being hit are quite horrible. Run Ahriman, RUN!
Ahriman must have an hidden edge for those Anal Circumference rolls
I see I'm not the only one who sniggered at that line.
all in Favor of replacing Matt Ward as 40k writer with a committee lead by Bruva say aye.
ShadowWolfRising aye
AYE!
aye
Aye.
(Ork voice) Ayy!
he worships tzeentch, so he celebrates tzeentchivity
it changes it date every year, and what it does is also changed. but everything goes to plan
I prefer Nurgle's Poxgiving, at least you know what kind of surprises you'll receive
A Concerned Commissar I think you mean tzeentch fool’s day
Tzeentchaka. But you were close.
tbh I'm just waiting for Berzerkerween again.
It's like that one thing we got in October, but instead of going door to door for candy, you just answer with an ax to the face!
Wouldn’t it make more sense for tzeentch to get the new year since it’s a time of change where everyone makes plans to better/change themselves?
Come on I wanna tell people to have a tzeentchy new year!!!
Ahrimans shenanigans: "I don't always give a fuck about anything other than the black library, but when i do, the Imperium falls."
Slaaneshmas?! SLAANESHMAS?!!
BY THE EMPEROR SOMEONE CALL DANTE THERE IS A THREAT TO SANGUINALA!
Pssh, heretics, amiright? Everyone knows that the one true holiday is Kwanzeentch.
It's my Birthday, thank the Eldar for that ;)
Sanguinala, Slaaneshmas, what abouy HANNUKHORNE??
How is everybody forgetting about Nurglamadan?
"up and coming murderer of stars" oh Man Emperor he was serious
I just say, that stars are overrated. It´s not like we need them or anything.
Make Kitten play Yugioh against Tzeentch please :)
Absolutely.
Yay :)
but there just going to counter each-others cards
You know damned well they only play Paradox-billiards-vostroyan-roulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker in this series.
WHAT ?
Dashing through the snow
on a flaming disc of Tzeench,
Bjorn and Ragnar charge
Doombolt to them each (HO HO HO!)
Things aren't as they seem
Trapping spirits tight
What fun it is to laugh and scream
Slaanesh's song tonight
Rip and tears, rip and tears, ripping all the way
Oh! what fun [joy] it is to ride
In a milky daemonette HEY
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon a fragment of the emperor
Was seated by my side;
The dropship was old and dank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a warpstorm,
And then we got upsot!
Jingle bells, Slaanesh smells
Tzeentch had a change of plans!
Nurgle feels like a fifth wheel
And Khorne's glued down by his pants HEY
Jingle dread, Ynnead's dead
The Emperor's just a man!
The Ethereals all dicks, for reals
All hail Cultist-
*BLAM*
Jingle bells, Nurgle smells
Lasguns are a joke
Our Chimeras dead
it threw a tread
And commissar is ga-BLAM!!!
Who let Cultist-Chan in here?! WHO?!
Obvious Tzeentch plot is obvious.
Alpharius
...or is it?
Just as planned.
or is it?
Maybe.
Oh it's you...
Before you go on a rampage in the comments:
First off. the existence of this teaser was insisted upon by Yohan so you know what you're up against in a couple of days. Please prepare your sensory deprivation tanks inbeforehand.
Secondly, this teaser was graciously provided to me by Eliphus (link to his channel in the description) so I could focus on the main video, which is why it has a different animation-style.
Thirdly, EP25 will not be done for a while still as I have another Special that needs to be finished inbeforehand for the sake of the continuity, focusing on Magnus, Kitten and Tzeentch. EP25 will, for the record, more than likely be really long as well so that's also a thing to take into account. I do have a couple of TTS Shorts I can release in the meantime however while working on EP25.
That is all. Thank you all for your steadfast patience, and have a glorious day!
Does GW's canon affect the series?
take as long as you need bro
Bruva Alfabusa 1 ticket to destination fucked please
I'll forgive you if you answer me: what do you usually use? the animating is beautiful. did you at one point use Sony Vegas waaaaaay in the past? how did you get the talking to sync with characters moving without blowing your brains out?
rampage wasn't gonna happen- from me. i can't wait for more TTS fun! keep up the work, alfa. For the Emperor. and the rest i guess.
They are absolute lunatics.
lunatics have an ethical limit at least. they don't.
I suppose they were high on narcotics
The best kind.
nice to see you covering the other aspects of She Who Thirsts Alfa, people seem to forget Slaanesh ain't always "DRUGS FOR THE DRUG GOD, PORN FOR THE PORN THRONE!" and feeds off ALL extreme emotions, by they good, bad, hedonistic, or worthy of an exterminatus and then a second just to be sure
I always liked Luscious Lucius, he's just the right mix of funny and creepy. Those Slaanesh followers sure are always in high spirits!
MALICEM12 his armour is the tortured screaming faces of everyone who's killed him and felt even the smallest satisfaction I'd say thats horrifying to think he's been killed so many times and he just takes over the body of whoever felt pride in stopping him
He also scarred his own face because nobody could beat him.
They could learn a lot more about joy and high spirits from the Nurgle worshippers, but they are off to a great start! 👍
@@albireotheredguard1599 I think you responded to the wrong guy I didn’t mention his face
@@burntgrahamcracker2866 Yes I did, lol! 🤣 Fixed!!!
Hello I am Inquis... er... I mean Champion of Chaos Thomas, I know your excited for Slaaneshmas so we at the Inq... Chaos Warband are offering prizes for anyone who plans on participating in the festivities, Just leave the Name of the Sector and World you are on so we know where to send the... "Prizes"
The Emperor pro... Um... I mean... the Emperor is a big stinky Doo Doo Head.
Now if you need me I need to pray for forgiveness from the Em... Slaanesh.
That doesn't sound suspicious at all. *roll eyes*
Elenorefangirl Yep it's totally innocent and not related to a Inquisition sting operation, so what sector and planet are you on Citizen?
I'm afraid that's classified. Please report to room 101c for "debriefing".
And this is why you can't catch that Tau.
Elenorefangirl Shut up :(
Slaaneshmas comes but once a year...thank God.
Thank The Emperor.
Thank the MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!
Felix Farside Thank the MANPEROR
_Comes_ indeed. Mmh!
RuSosan I have had enough of punching lacrymoles in the groin. At lest 4000 have fallen to the fists of my retinue. At least they all die on the first punch. The press gangs have been given time off, as most spies have come on with the press-ganged.
If I Cato Sicarius be a dirty slaaneshy I would bring the biggest amount of joy to the galaxy. Thankfully, I Cato Sicarius, are greatest loyal Ultrasmurf that ever existed.
Whenever I read the Horus Heresy novels I just hear this voice whenever Lucius is in them.
so you guys heard that GW is giving 40k their own end times? Emperor save us all.
What!? When did this happen? You're jokeing, right? That's not funny!
WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAMENTERS!
halfhalo33 Its been built up since atleast late 2012 when last chaos codex came. And in TTS the idea of Abaddon goin crusading has been here since the episode Ahriman was first in. So 16 I think?
FUCK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AGE OF SIGMARE IN 40K TO!!!
We aren't getting Age of Sigmar 40k edition, don't worry.
They're only advancing the setting a bit because it's 40k's 30th birthday.
Welp we are fucked.
UNLESS IF WE SEND IN THE ANGRY MARINES!!!!!!!!
Adrian Flare with slaanesh en tour the fucked part has an rather awfully high chance of being literally true
Ah the angry marines... all that remains of the 40K atheist movement. They were there when the Emperor was declared to be a God. They didn't take it well.
Pretty sure a good amount of the space marines don't see emps as a god but more of the perfect human.
Yup. Pretty much none of them worship him as a god. They instead venerate him as their creator and ultimate example of humanity. Of course this is 40k and Emperor actually has powers and can brant boons and they are not blind to that but don't rely on it.
Except for the Black Templars.
I'd really like to see Kharn in this channel.
IKR? They have the other ruinous four but not Kharn.
WHY?
It's a real thing
Typhon the traveler
Lucius the eternal
Ahriman the exile
and lastly Kharn the betrayer.
would also be nice to finally show everyone that Kharn is actually a swell guy
That moment when you're sitting down, watching TH-cam videos andd sudddenly realise that your rectal area is not well defended at all...
Even the specials and shorts are pretty nice. They look at different parts of the world, and really help me get into the mood to host for my Dark Heresy (2nd Edition) group. Thanks.
So looking forward to part 2, Ahriman and Lucius, what joy and chaos they shall bring for Slaaneshmas.
FABULOUSLY? Oboi.....Don't tell me.....FABULOUS BILE?!
You Mean Bob?
Love ya Bruva! take as much time as you need. I'm just gladd to see anything you and Eliphus put out cuz you him and Karl always amaze me with more TTS-verse content.
This is heresy even by Chaos standards xD SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
is DOOMRIDER gonna be in it? he does cocaine.
Lamoura foxxie honestly that's the most common kind of drug he does.
My names doomrider the rock and roll rider. And i do c-c-cocaine!
As a Champion of Slaanesh, I approve of this Message.
So do I dear
...ok im going to be real. as much as i HAAAATE you and everything you stand for and slaneshmas i not going to lie its not Terrible.
you and by extension my psychotic son you made your boy toy are still slutty,unholy monsters slannesh.
happy 2017. love from Argentina! i expect your episodes everyday
Manuel Barro hello from the city hive of buenos aires. HAPPIE NEW BURNING YEAR TO YOU ALFA
angelgris001 Happy New year from the motherland!
Manuel Barro haha I'm not the only from Argentina who actually enjoys bruva alfabusa?
San Luis here. GO SLAANESHMAS!
La Pampa XD , pensaba que era el unico :D , LONG LIVE BRUVA!!
"With you standing here I assure you that my rectal area is quite well defended" Jfc i *choked*
They say on Slaaneshmas Fabulous Bill's shriveled hearts grew three sizes that day...
It’s finally back! Thanks Alfabusa!
i've been wanting more Luscious Lucius.
thanks bruva
MERRY SLAANESHMAS
Thank you for bringing this back, Alfa! :D
THE PROPHECY FORETOLD OF A NEW BRUVA VIDEO.
REJOICE, HEATHENS
genial, el video, gracias por subirlo, te quedo de lo mejor
sigue asi, tienes mucho talento
:3
Damn youtube unsubscribed me from your channel, i ressubed and pressed the bell thing to make sure i stay subbed.
Man: not just a new Alfabusa video, but ALSO one with Lucious! Slaanesh bless us! Everyone!
Orthodox new year? Fukken appreciated.
take your time bruva i do injoy wacthing your vids
you have came soo far! keep going!.
YOURE BACK!!!!
Its good to see you again :D
1:30 "Shazbot"? I see you, Tribes Ascend reference!
a new video
GODS BE PRAISED!
Turmunhk Ganba
HERESY the Man Emperor of Mankind says there are no gods
HERETIC!!!
I am fortifying this comment section........
Sollerite What ? you didn't even put blocks in like 20 lines after your comment !
Your comment is heretically irrelevant !
THIS IS WEAK BECAUSE EVEN I CAN GET INSIDE THIS ONE.
I do not need the blocks to improve my defenses, only steel and resolve...........
Sollerite shame you have neither
yessss finally some content
This is awsome!
this made my day
This is gold!
I really want a holy numbers joke with Slaanesh and Tzeentch at some point, this jolly cooperation is right up that alley.
Bruva's new video? YES!
You know what, in fairness, Slaanesh DOES thrive on non-tortuous emotions, as well. That's why s/he/it's followers also engage in and I'm gonna stop there because I'm FRESH out of brain bleach and would rather not have to go get more. Also, are they talking about Cypher?
TheBigHurt nope Fabius bile, the one and only person in existence that creeps Slaanesh followers out, you mean the gargantuan, quivering landmass orgies
Youre welcome ❤ still undefeated with sisters. 😂 merry Christmas alphabusa and thanks for making my text to speech dreams real
This pleases me!
i don't know why, but "SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!" made me laugh far harder than it really should have.
Slaaneshmas could actually be great in canon. You know, because Chaos is both good and evil, about which people often forget!
Khornukka, Kwantzeench, and what about Nurgle?
Nuglester
I'm so glad i somehow got this vid recc'd to me because I've seen it referenced but could never find it.
What a nice guy that Lucius. Such a joyful lad
I'm looking forward to this since it looks funny.
Pretty sure I'm gonna need an adult for this Slaaneshmas.
She is an adult.
Will we ever get to see the fabulous custodes and Lucius together? I think that'd be a fabulously unique interaction/experience.
This is gonna be Great!
I am happy to see you have 100,000 subs I hope you throw the silver play botten at the man emperor of man kind
Happy Slaaneshmas, you lovely little GIGGITY-DOLLS!!!
Glorious
Ahh so much joy :D
YESSSS A NEW UPLOAD, PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
Myes, Fascinating...
Slaaneshmas sounds like a silly and completely sound idea. I like it!
Slaaneshmas...... that is an awesome idea!
Happy slaaneshmas everybody!
Fabulous Bill is joining us. huh?
I need that "sign me the fuck up" line as a standalone thing. There are so many uses for it...
Well someone has to keep the holiday spirit alive, even if it is chaotic.
Yes YES, we want the fucking Slaaneshmas!
oh my, this is going to be... Special...
Happy Slaaneshmas day!
Slaaneshmas...this can only go well....
The misery could always get worse.
Hey Bruva, I've been a pretty big fan of your TTS series, and was just wondering when you were gonna upload some more. I realize that they probably take awhile for you to film, edit, clip, and etc. but I neeeeed my Obscura man... and your videos literally give me life for the Emperor. Lol, anyway, just curious. Thanks, and you're the best man.
Sincerely, a Fan.
Woot. Let's have some Slaaneshmas. Come let's have some joy and fun. Before we give pain and suffering.
wow just wow....
lmao i love these shorts
This is all the more funny if you've read the books and know this character.
the end line.... we need that as a sound effect to use :D
Nice FABIUS refrence, hope to see some clone primarchs.
Yes... more Slaa!
Ending hilarious dude😂
HYPE
gee the last time I saw Ahriman he was flying through the sky with the help of hammers
glad to see he's better
and here comes the maddness,
Merry Slaaneshmas everybody! May you all writhe on the ground in suffering and agony!
dem graphics
yall big leagues now
Fabius Bile? Oh that perfectly fit for Fabulous Bob XD
This wont end well....for somebody >.>