Nothing gets me harder than a good Tau upload Except the new Commissar Cain NSFW Artwork on the patreon for only $1 : www.patreon.com/majorkill It's surprisingly super lore accurate
Hello Majorkill, Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.
I'm once again asking for a proper lore video on the Lord of iron and possibly a theory crafting video on him. Since you have mentioned your theory a few times yet, you have never committed to video and I think it would be very interesting to show a other side to chaos
Technologically, Tau versus the Imperium is like a late WW2 military fighting an early WW1 military, except the WW1 military has random F22s, Abrams tanks, and other modern weapons sprinkled in.
Not even close. US was a humming war machine throwing out new literally every week. Imperium is not a humming war machine but far worst. They are stale living off what was which was pretty amazing. Proof of this is the Tau finding titans older than their whole society.
The Imperium has better technology than the Tao but they also use worse technology than the Tau, which makes your analogue spot on, also better mention that the Imperium is 1000 times bigger than the Tau empire 😮 which means with worp travel they could if wanted show up in the hart of their empire and wipe them out from orbit.
@@alexanerose4820 when you get bigger you get more attention, and the change of ways followers not mentioned in the video is already working to bring them down.
The Tau being an emerging force and still able to garner this much attention is kinda worrying considering the Imperium, while vast, is kinda trapped in multitude forms of stagnancy and decline DISCLAIMER : Only spoken as someone who didn't follow the lore too much ofc.
"Gud an' bad ta be fightin' dem panzy blue boyz. Dey be sneaky, panzy gits which leg it when ya try ta chop 'em. But dem dakka uv theirs be proppa dakka ta be sure!"
It's funny because I'd guess that at least 70% of people in the setting actually just don't even know what a Tau is, this is like asking what the world thinks of the Ruritanian province of Obaskurr.
Don't forget that the Leagues of Votann already had a longtime alliance with the Tau. The Tau knew them as the Demiurge, a race of merchants and miners. Only recently the Leagues have been engaging in more trade and conflict with the galaxy as a whole, and the true nature of the demiurge was revealed
When you said the tau gave the orks guns without ammo I genuinely expected you to say the orks were able to shoot the tau anyway because of the power of the *_WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!_*
The Waaagh field grows more powerful the more Orks are about. So with a small lot it just greases the gears of their tech a bit, it's only the biggest Waaaghs that see physics start being outright ignored and boyz pulling shenanigans like firing from empty guns.
@@sidesaddleintobattle4984 Yes, most races in the galaxy have the potential to develop some sort of psychic (it's really magic) power, but the orks are a bit different. Every ork passively develops a week psychic field called the waaag, the more orks there are the more powerful it is. The way it works is if you get enough orks together in one place believing the same thing than that thing becomes a reality. The most obvious commonly used example is orks believe red things go faster, so if an ork paints something red it will actually go slightly faster. This is the basis for all ork technology, or lack their of. Nothing an ork makes actually works, but every ork believes it will. A general rule of thumb for this setting I came up with is the antithesis to logic principle of 40K which states the less sence it makes in real life the more effective it would be in 40K. That's why the Tau are confined to one small corner of space and the orks are the most numerous faction in the galaxy (besides the tytanids, but they're from outside the galaxy.) That's why humanity is simultaneously the strongest faction in the galaxy and has countless points of failure that could cause it to collapse at any moment. That's why chaos, despite it's many, many, many, MANY, shortcomings is the biggest threat to the galaxy. And the orks are the embodiment of this rule.
@@danielbob2628 doesn’t really matter because the Tau are starting to genocide humans and kroot and will continue until they can stop the greater good god from existing. A lord of order.
@danielbob2628 not immune, but they have find ways to detect the infection and prevent it from growing. In general most of the factions other than the Imperiu. have a much easier time dealing with GSC
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS Yeah, the Tau aren't technically immune to Titans either, but they've fought them more than half a dozen times and never lost. Besides, the other factions have more believable and innate reasons for being immune. They also wouldn't really have any additional story potential if they weren't. Tau had the opportunity to be interesting here, and the writers once again rejected it.
The for that to happen the tau a.i should learn how the e metiruim works..the moment he does he will understand the only way to protect its self against it is to destroy its food source..us
Well the Imperium would get traumatized since they themself experienced their very own A.I nightmare still clinging in the back of their minds. The Necrons might not give a damn but the Imperium would surely go exterminatus mode out of fear on the Tau then OR let them wipe themself out.
Little Kitten and Commander Shadowsun were once an item in the past... But she had to break up with him because he is a long lived Custodes and she is a mortal. And he would have outlived her. So she has to leave him so he won't see her grow old and pass away.
A deamon of Tzeentch has a monologue on the Tau in the second Farsight book. He sees them as a race with great potential, and while individually weak spiritually, collectively they are extraordinarily powerful.
@@RJALEXANDER777 More Tzeentch believes in Tzeentch is bored fighting the same three dullards he constantly has to throw the match to not be left without anything to do. Something like Tauva at least offers a new challenge.
Also you get to live longer than the rest of the Imperium. Despite the fact you ether get conscripted in to the guard or work in the factories till you die.
I'd leverage my knowledge of today's world and have the Mechanicus turn me into a pseudo Steel Confessor. I'm 23 so the full Astartes glow up is impossible, but I can go the Erebus route. Then I'd make a request to join the Salamanders.
Lots of the imperial worlds are roughly earth equivalent, and just the worse or the most important ones are shown. Think valiant post imperial occupation, but before industrialization went into full swing.
If you haven't made it before, a video describing the various Sororitas orders could be neat, or really just anything about the nuns with guns, they don't get enough love outside of "certain websites"
having read the novel of tau vs death guard, Shadowsun: Silent Hunter, the tau have an understanding of demons. In the novel, an ethereal appointed a human navigator, so she has the third eye, to give advice on the warp. Shadowsun and Farsight both have anti-demon tactics since the events of their latest novels
One of my favorite comics depicts the Tau origins as the Emperor ordering Horus to flush his pet goldfish down the toilet of his battlebarge, but the fish managing to survive and eventually evolving into the Tau thousands of years later.
I started a Tau army very recently. The tau and Necrons were both factions that came about while I was away from the hobby, so I never had much affinity for them. These days though, I've been in and out of the hobby since the 80's, and have painted so much Loyalist and Chaos stuff, that Xenos races are my number one interest these days. I really like the general Tau aesthetic, and that they're like clean future in this weird mash up world of medieval meets space (it's like dark age punk or something, very original concept) Then you have tau which are like what you'd expect a future army to look like, rail guns and mech suits etc. They're just a great juxtaposition to the rest of the stuff in the universe (which is why a lot of people don't like them, or at least one of the reasons)
The Tau and Orc conflict make sense if you look at it from a strategic point of view since the Tau can win agains the Orc but because Orc are... Orc they didnt know HOW to clean them out of a planet so they don't return for a time.
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situation of waking up to being imperial regent would be pretty cool ngl. It may be only speculation but I'm going off pure stubbornness now, it's almost been a year.
I have a theory that the advancement of the tau was deliberately caused by Tzeentch intervention. He was sick of the fighting by the humans and chaos and wanted something to replace humans to fight.
@@aleanddragonITA Directly from the wiki: "Tzeentch is the Chaos God of change, evolution, mutation, intrigue, ambition, knowledge, sorcery, destiny, lies and trickery. Tzeentch is especially empowered by the desire for change and ambition for advancement among mortals."
@jaroffermentedsemen4901 The warp definitely can influence them Farsight was nearly Corrupted by Khorne, A water caste got possessed by a daemon, are some of the examples
I will keep asking for this because if there is one thing that all 40k factions have in common it’s stubbornness: Could you make a video on how someone could permanently kill one of the 4 chaos gods and (more interestingly) what would happen if they did ?
You have officially received the “my favourite 40K content creator” award since the upload schedule is actually insane. Thanks for the constant W’s and stay Hansel Mindset
I also think that's an interesting subject. He's a regular Astartes that is commanding the largest Chaos mortal force in the galaxy. Wouldn't Mortarian and Fulgrim resent him? It doesn't seem like Angron cares too much about politics though.
I’d love if you did a closer examination of Mortarion’s character and narrative. I think he’s very underrated due to books that only feature him as a side character doing him dirty in his writing. Books that do focus on him(buried dagger, pale king, etc) are the reason he’s my favorite primarch
Video ideas: 1: The limits of demonhood (could, for example, an AI, warmachine, or sentient weapon become a demon prince?) 2: How powerful is a navy capital ship anyways? You have ships capable of laying ruin to planets, yet capable of being taken out by a single ground based attack (see the Word Bearer’s Grand Cruiser Orge Lord, for example). 3: How plausible is the idea of the Silver Skulls being loyalist Iron Warriors, when Dantioch himself only commanded a total of 30 marines, of which only a handful survived to follow him to Ultramar? If not Dantioch, are there any other units the Silver Skulls could have descended from?
I kinda like the idea of Tau being "early" Necrontyr, doesnt really make sense rigth now but i safe it under "potentially far-fetched but could be true"-theory. It could explain the strangeness of the ethereals as in them being something else in disguise (necrons, old ones...) to shape the race
Well it is possible as there is at least a subfaction of Necrons who regret turning themselves into machines, thus its possible some of the tried to regenesis their race, hoping a homeworld that didn't suck would lead to Take 2 figuring out how to save them from their self imposed hell.
Thanks for the content today mate, life's been utterly miserable dog shit lately but your videos help lighten my generally shit days lately. Thank you, your content helps and is hilarious.
I appreciate how quick the water caste is to prepare gifts and celebration for things that will not hesitate to slaughter the lot of them in minutes. I also appreciate how effective the fire caste is against khornate threats because Khorne keeps trying to corrupt and capture knarloc farms.
(it is occasionally stated in the deep fluff Khorne attempts to scoop up Kroot warspheres, which are psychically piloted, and some warspheres are glorified knarloc farms).
@@michelecastellotti9172 I little scene poped into my mind where some Tau ships land to scan a planet to see if its good for colonization but they see its a Tomb world and panic. As they are doing so the Tomb world picks up on the signal. A necron opens up a way to the surface and as he is walking up like a grumpy old guy to see/deal with the unwanted Visitors, he just sees the ships frantically fly off into space thinking "Guess the vermin know better" as he is staring at the sky and he walks back down.
I think Chaos would take some interest since for Khorne there's more blood for the Blood God, Nurgle that there're more people to spread his gifts, Tzeentch because there're more toys to play with, though I see Slaanesh being shafted since the Tau aren't so easily corrupted by the Warp and they wouldn't fall so easily to her
General question from a casual 40k enjoyer to the more hardcore fans: Would the Necron consider the Tau as the species that they can get their souls installed in?
The Tau's greatest weakness currently is their crippling lack of named heroes. Named hero numbers are the greatest assets for any faction. But the Tau are literally all blue, they are the luckiest bastards in the galaxy.
I know chaos isn't technically Hell or full of actual gods or devils but it's funny to me the Tau just refuse to believe it/they exist and that the warps just another part of space and the demons are just other standard xenos threats. It's like the people who try to roleplay being an atheist in D&D
"Did you ever hear of the War Of Dakka?" "No." "I thought not. It's not a story the T'au would tell you." (And it literally isn't, because it was never mentioned in any Tau codex XD)
Why is there never an alliance between the Tau and the Eldar? If you think about it strategically, they cover each other's weak spots amazingly well. Hire a Craftworld or two as mercenaries.
Because as a species as a whole the Eldar are depressed fatalists that think no matter what they do their doomed, so why bother allying with the hopeful young race.
Video idea: Put all 18 founding space marine legions on a planet with their primarch and let them battle until one is left standing. Maybe limit each legion to 5000 marines and do it pre heresy? Who do you think would win? Could be pretty cool!
@@playtoyx Horus was very charismatic as well and a top notch tactician. The Iron Warriors and Imperial Fists would probably build a huge fortress each and dare anyone to dislodge them, probably right in front of each other to siege one another like a power armor version of Hatfields & McCoys. Alpha Legion would probably be near impossible to wipe out, same for the Raven Guard and Night Lords, who would go into endless guerilla warfare. Guilliman would be near impossible to outlast simply due to logistics. The other legions would be defeated by one or another, but these in particular would probably never fully defeat each other.
Pre-heresy? Thousand Sons. 100%. Just too many tactical options. Plus, took all the Wolves, Russ, a bunch of SoS, and Custodes (including the Captain General) to beat the Thousand Sons WITHOUT MAGNUS. The wolves are also called out in the lore as the Emperors executioners, so even beating just them is no joke.
Hello Majorkill, Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.
Hot Take: The Tau would have fit in well at the Universal Century of Gundam because they have their own mobile suits with the Federation and Zeon. Change my mind.
commander puretide fought the orks multiple times so the T'au have definitely fought them before and would have had doctrines in place for dealing with them before farsight, hell it's even said that he used long range firepower and maneuvers to make the battle unenjoyable for the orks, they hated fighting him.
Major please make a video about how the traitors maintain and acuire armor weapons and supplies. Since you know they dont have a big bluberry helping them.
THAT CAPTAIN CYBER SAMURAI LOOKS SO COOL!! Like if some of The Fallen encountered the Tau, and somehow got convinced into The Greater Good, and got beefed up with Tau Tech and went from Knights to Samurai.
How he described Khorne's opinion of Commander Farsight is hilarious. Aside from the simple and detailed explanations, his sense of humour is one of this guy's major strong points 😂😂😂😂
Possible, or its also possible on an instinctual level Orks realize they need foes who aren't stagnant to become bigger and better and more like the orks of old.
In Arks of Omen: Farsight, Typhus admitted, that he hates the Ta'u with a passion. Because they are so orderly, clean and uncorrupted. So it is his honour, privilige and duty to bring them the gifts of Grandfather Nurgle.
One thing you didn't address ..... since the T'au align so well with the Emperor's vision on faith, technology and the warp ..... do you think he'd be open to an alliance if he were around in 40k?
Depends on which stage of the emperor we are talking about. There was a time the emperor was pretty open to alliances such as that. He was friends with Eldrad at one point and learned much from the eldar. But eventually, by the time of the great crusade, he had a very strong humanity first stance, and wished to scour the galaxy of all xenos regardless of how useful or friendly they might be. The most the tau could hope for under those circumstances was the emperor letting them stay as sanctioned xenos. But that again depends on if the tau can suppress their expansionist ideologies. Now though? Sitting on the throne as living corpse for 10000 years with so much hindsight and an even greater picture of how things are all over the galaxy? Maybe he'd reconsider his whole "Humanity first" stance. Or maybe not. Who knows.
Given the Tau have birthed their own Warp God, they'd likely receive the same disdain he showed the old terra religions, since the idiot doesn't get a warp entity that protects your people is a good thing, especially since that puts somebody in the way to siphon off the power that would normally empower the Big 4 Chaos Gods.
I realize some of these writers are more chill than others bcuz they can make 2 stories of the same faction doing 2 opposite things like the case with the necrons
What tech did the Imperium create after the Age of Strife could be an interesting idea for a video, seeing as most of humanity's war tech (Navy ships, Dreadnoughts, Tanks etc...) isn't replicable. Makes you wonder what would the Imperium use were all Dark-Age tech be destroyed?
Orks are the best, they love everyone, i'm pretty sure every time they see an ennemy faction they're like " YAaaay, more fightin ! " come here friends ! "
Once again talking about the possibility for the next edition or edition after introducing the emperors children as a chaos and loyal faction with the rape snake versus the fulgrim clone fighting each other @majorkill
Blue bois and gals ftw! But jaizes, I cant shake off the reminder that the Taus circular symbol is spot on similar to the ol Bungie games Marathon series symbol and even Halos monitors 😳
Well during the Great Crusade they were all treated well and were above the regular ship crew. My guess is the only exeption would be the Night Lords and World Eaters. The heresy changed a few things :D
i like the tau because it is a reminder that warhammer is very much a sci fi setting as it is much a fantasy setting. the purpose of the tau is to use as a perspective as a realistic futuristic civilization like star wars or star trek and how they react to the crazy fantasy vibes that is warhammer
Tau's issue is they've only advanced thanks to innumerable sacrifices of every other faction and the imperiums in particular. They've never had to face a significant threat on their own. Fact is theyre directly the tyranids path.
A commenter asking for a video about how each primarch would react if put in Gullimans position would be great. It’d be even better if he mentioned traitor marines :o
"Commander Farsight, we noted an 11% increase in flight speed and hydraulic performance in your prior battle against the Orks. We also recorded instances of, I quote, Orks claiming that "Da red wunz go fasta." What do you make of this nonsense?" "They might be onto something. Paint all our warriors in red before our next campaign. Immediately."
Nothing gets me harder than a good Tau upload
Except the new Commissar Cain NSFW Artwork on the patreon for only $1 : www.patreon.com/majorkill
It's surprisingly super lore accurate
@majorkill can you do a video about hybrid humans? Life half humans and elves?
Mate just play Britons in skyrim
@majorkill look at Jonathans video idea c:
Hello Majorkill,
Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.
I'm once again asking for a proper lore video on the Lord of iron and possibly a theory crafting video on him. Since you have mentioned your theory a few times yet, you have never committed to video and I think it would be very interesting to show a other side to chaos
Technologically, Tau versus the Imperium is like a late WW2 military fighting an early WW1 military, except the WW1 military has random F22s, Abrams tanks, and other modern weapons sprinkled in.
Not even close. US was a humming war machine throwing out new literally every week. Imperium is not a humming war machine but far worst. They are stale living off what was which was pretty amazing. Proof of this is the Tau finding titans older than their whole society.
To be fair, the Tau has to plateau at some point or at least reach NEcron levels of BS tech and we all know the latter is never happening
The Imperium has better technology than the Tao but they also use worse technology than the Tau, which makes your analogue spot on, also better mention that the Imperium is 1000 times bigger than the Tau empire 😮 which means with worp travel they could if wanted show up in the hart of their empire and wipe them out from orbit.
@@alexanerose4820 when you get bigger you get more attention, and the change of ways followers not mentioned in the video is already working to bring them down.
The Tau being an emerging force and still able to garner this much attention is kinda worrying considering the Imperium, while vast, is kinda trapped in multitude forms of stagnancy and decline
DISCLAIMER : Only spoken as someone who didn't follow the lore too much ofc.
Orkz: "Oi, these blue skins ain't bad, give meh a high-five"
The tau: *" the attempt at my life has left me scared and deformed"*
No wonder, considering Tau only have 4 fingers.
"Gud an' bad ta be fightin' dem panzy blue boyz. Dey be sneaky, panzy gits which leg it when ya try ta chop 'em. But dem dakka uv theirs be proppa dakka ta be sure!"
@@RJALEXANDER777 they do got that gun vibe check
@@RJALEXANDER777 i read that far faster than i am comfortable with
@@parkourcracker3984 worse .. I understood it directly.
It's funny because I'd guess that at least 70% of people in the setting actually just don't even know what a Tau is, this is like asking what the world thinks of the Ruritanian province of Obaskurr.
Good ale. Pretty ladies. Nice in summer, sucks ass in winter.
It's like Luxemburg. Some people have heard of Luxemburg, but who the hell cares about Luxemburg except for people from Luxemburg.
@@RJALEXANDER777lol
@@RJALEXANDER777people who work there. I swear that place gains like a 5th of its population in daily commutes.
@@RJALEXANDER777dude you haven't seen Luxemburg's gundams
How each pre-heresy primarch would react to the current imperium when placed in Gullimans shoes would be a cool video idea
Yus
Keep at it,brother
YES, WE NEED TO KNOW HOW FULGRIM DOES
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Oh yo yeah this
Don't forget that the Leagues of Votann already had a longtime alliance with the Tau. The Tau knew them as the Demiurge, a race of merchants and miners. Only recently the Leagues have been engaging in more trade and conflict with the galaxy as a whole, and the true nature of the demiurge was revealed
Wait, does that mean those Battlefleet Gothic ships are canon?
This is probably the most fun-killing fact in the lore.
@@RJALEXANDER777yes it's very cool hearing the dialogue
@@RJALEXANDER777What battlfleet gothic ships?
@@Brother_O4TS The Demiurg Fortress and Bastion, present in both BFG:Armada games
When you said the tau gave the orks guns without ammo I genuinely expected you to say the orks were able to shoot the tau anyway because of the power of the *_WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!_*
The Waaagh field grows more powerful the more Orks are about. So with a small lot it just greases the gears of their tech a bit, it's only the biggest Waaaghs that see physics start being outright ignored and boyz pulling shenanigans like firing from empty guns.
Yeah, with bolter rounds.
LOL. I was totally expecting that to happen.
But clubbing the Tau to death with their guns was funny af too. 😂
Is the waaag some sort of group telekinetic power.
@@sidesaddleintobattle4984 Yes, most races in the galaxy have the potential to develop some sort of psychic (it's really magic) power, but the orks are a bit different. Every ork passively develops a week psychic field called the waaag, the more orks there are the more powerful it is. The way it works is if you get enough orks together in one place believing the same thing than that thing becomes a reality. The most obvious commonly used example is orks believe red things go faster, so if an ork paints something red it will actually go slightly faster. This is the basis for all ork technology, or lack their of. Nothing an ork makes actually works, but every ork believes it will.
A general rule of thumb for this setting I came up with is the antithesis to logic principle of 40K which states the less sence it makes in real life the more effective it would be in 40K. That's why the Tau are confined to one small corner of space and the orks are the most numerous faction in the galaxy (besides the tytanids, but they're from outside the galaxy.) That's why humanity is simultaneously the strongest faction in the galaxy and has countless points of failure that could cause it to collapse at any moment. That's why chaos, despite it's many, many, many, MANY, shortcomings is the biggest threat to the galaxy. And the orks are the embodiment of this rule.
Tau: *enters the chat*
Everyone in 40k: "Welcome to Hell!"
Tau: "Thaaank you".
The Tau are capable of curing genestealer up to like 2nd generation. Furthermore they can easily screen for their genes via kroot shapers
Tau are suddenly immune to Genestealers too now? Boooooooooo.
@@danielbob2628genestealers have a hard time brainwashing the masses when the eternal Caste is constantly doing already.
@@danielbob2628 doesn’t really matter because the Tau are starting to genocide humans and kroot and will continue until they can stop the greater good god from existing. A lord of order.
@danielbob2628 not immune, but they have find ways to detect the infection and prevent it from growing. In general most of the factions other than the Imperiu. have a much easier time dealing with GSC
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS Yeah, the Tau aren't technically immune to Titans either, but they've fought them more than half a dozen times and never lost.
Besides, the other factions have more believable and innate reasons for being immune. They also wouldn't really have any additional story potential if they weren't. Tau had the opportunity to be interesting here, and the writers once again rejected it.
I wonder if the tau will ever have a war against their A.I’s or a portion of their A.I’s rebelling
The only way to make the Tau grimdark.
I dont see much of a point they already have other tau rebelling(farsight)
The for that to happen the tau a.i should learn how the e metiruim works..the moment he does he will understand the only way to protect its self against it is to destroy its food source..us
Well the Imperium would get traumatized since they themself experienced their very own A.I nightmare still clinging in the back of their minds. The Necrons might not give a damn but the Imperium would surely go exterminatus mode out of fear on the Tau then OR let them wipe themself out.
AI can be warp corrupted, so that is a possibility.
Little Kitten and Commander Shadowsun were once an item in the past... But she had to break up with him because he is a long lived Custodes and she is a mortal.
And he would have outlived her. So she has to leave him so he won't see her grow old and pass away.
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON
Pervert !
He used the hole on her head a little bit too much as well.
@@shailennanu5491💀
@@shailennanu5491 please keep the 40k rule 34 in the same pit where we keep squad broken and others like it.
A deamon of Tzeentch has a monologue on the Tau in the second Farsight book. He sees them as a race with great potential, and while individually weak spiritually, collectively they are extraordinarily powerful.
Sounds like Tzeentch believes in the philosophy of the greater good.
@@RJALEXANDER777 Tzeentch is the greater good
@@gameid4646 just as planned.
@@RJALEXANDER777 More Tzeentch believes in Tzeentch is bored fighting the same three dullards he constantly has to throw the match to not be left without anything to do. Something like Tauva at least offers a new challenge.
Bro, you gotta start putting some of the leagues of Votan in this. They have a great relationship with a Tau that’s worth mentioning.
That would require something past wiki reading.
If you ever get Isekai-ed into Warhammer 40k, you'd join the Tau than the Imperium. At you get to pilot a mobile suit in the Tau.
Too bad humans are not allowed to pilot the best suits.
Also you get to live longer than the rest of the Imperium. Despite the fact you ether get conscripted in to the guard or work in the factories till you die.
I'd leverage my knowledge of today's world and have the Mechanicus turn me into a pseudo Steel Confessor. I'm 23 so the full Astartes glow up is impossible, but I can go the Erebus route. Then I'd make a request to join the Salamanders.
@@alastor8091Fuck Erabus!
Lots of the imperial worlds are roughly earth equivalent, and just the worse or the most important ones are shown. Think valiant post imperial occupation, but before industrialization went into full swing.
If you haven't made it before, a video describing the various Sororitas orders could be neat, or really just anything about the nuns with guns, they don't get enough love outside of "certain websites"
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having read the novel of tau vs death guard, Shadowsun: Silent Hunter, the tau have an understanding of demons. In the novel, an ethereal appointed a human navigator, so she has the third eye, to give advice on the warp. Shadowsun and Farsight both have anti-demon tactics since the events of their latest novels
One of my favorite comics depicts the Tau origins as the Emperor ordering Horus to flush his pet goldfish down the toilet of his battlebarge, but the fish managing to survive and eventually evolving into the Tau thousands of years later.
Wtf!?!?! The Emperor would never do this!!!! I'm literally shaking and crying right now. ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿(◡︵◡)
Are we talking about the same Emperor here ? .. He totally would. That Goldfish is a weakness. .. also what is the name of the comic ?
@@alastor8091So was Horus as he flushed the goldfish
I started a Tau army very recently. The tau and Necrons were both factions that came about while I was away from the hobby, so I never had much affinity for them. These days though, I've been in and out of the hobby since the 80's, and have painted so much Loyalist and Chaos stuff, that Xenos races are my number one interest these days.
I really like the general Tau aesthetic, and that they're like clean future in this weird mash up world of medieval meets space (it's like dark age punk or something, very original concept) Then you have tau which are like what you'd expect a future army to look like, rail guns and mech suits etc. They're just a great juxtaposition to the rest of the stuff in the universe (which is why a lot of people don't like them, or at least one of the reasons)
Eyyy fellow T’au collector
@@oscarandreas1431 hey
A video about all Tsu auxilliaries would ve great and give a deserved spotlight to Xenos.
I'd watch that anime.
What each faction thinks of Space Marines might be kinda fun.
The Tau and Orc conflict make sense if you look at it from a strategic point of view since the Tau can win agains the Orc but because Orc are... Orc they didnt know HOW to clean them out of a planet so they don't return for a time.
I think a video covering the members of the fallen / risen dark angels would be a cool idea
Yeah, that would be cool.
Better idea: how each person who comments this would react to Majorkill making the video.
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situation of waking up to being imperial regent would be pretty cool ngl. It may be only speculation but I'm going off pure stubbornness now, it's almost been a year.
Whoop Nevermind. There he is!
In the Ork's bit, I was waiting for the not loaded guns to start shooting in the green hands. That would've been amazing.
Tzeentch probably also loves the Tau due to the fact that the Tau love inventing and developing new tech, which empowers Tzeentch.
I have a theory that the advancement of the tau was deliberately caused by Tzeentch intervention. He was sick of the fighting by the humans and chaos and wanted something to replace humans to fight.
You guys both missed the fact that they have small souls, they cannot influence the warp and the warp cannot influence them.
Tzneetch is empowered by Technology?
Wasn't that Vashtorr?
@@aleanddragonITA Directly from the wiki: "Tzeentch is the Chaos God of change, evolution, mutation, intrigue, ambition, knowledge, sorcery, destiny, lies and trickery. Tzeentch is especially empowered by the desire for change and ambition for advancement among mortals."
@jaroffermentedsemen4901 The warp definitely can influence them
Farsight was nearly Corrupted by Khorne, A water caste got possessed by a daemon, are some of the examples
I will keep asking for this because if there is one thing that all 40k factions have in common it’s stubbornness:
Could you make a video on how someone could permanently kill one of the 4 chaos gods and (more interestingly) what would happen if they did ?
Its pretty much stated that only bringing the galaxy into order would do that, hence why they orchestrated the horus heresy to begin with
A video recommending 5 40k novels to someone new to the media would be awesome. Cheers, mate!
Now that's an idea! Love it
You have officially received the “my favourite 40K content creator” award since the upload schedule is actually insane. Thanks for the constant W’s and stay Hansel Mindset
Would love seeing a full series on this going through every race in the 40k universe! I really enjoyed this! 👍🏽 Well done!
I like the mental image of a Necron leader literally saying "LMAO."
Majorkill! Please, make a video of how the traitor primarchs felt or what they thought about Abaddon!
Angron "Needs butchers nails"
Fulgrim we don't need to know, I hear he loves em blad
I also think that's an interesting subject. He's a regular Astartes that is commanding the largest Chaos mortal force in the galaxy. Wouldn't Mortarian and Fulgrim resent him?
It doesn't seem like Angron cares too much about politics though.
I’d love if you did a closer examination of Mortarion’s character and narrative. I think he’s very underrated due to books that only feature him as a side character doing him dirty in his writing. Books that do focus on him(buried dagger, pale king, etc) are the reason he’s my favorite primarch
Video ideas:
1: The limits of demonhood (could, for example, an AI, warmachine, or sentient weapon become a demon prince?)
2: How powerful is a navy capital ship anyways? You have ships capable of laying ruin to planets, yet capable of being taken out by a single ground based attack (see the Word Bearer’s Grand Cruiser Orge Lord, for example).
3: How plausible is the idea of the Silver Skulls being loyalist Iron Warriors, when Dantioch himself only commanded a total of 30 marines, of which only a handful survived to follow him to Ultramar? If not Dantioch, are there any other units the Silver Skulls could have descended from?
Necrons: save Tau from Tyranid invasion
Tau: oh thank goodness we're freed!
Necrons: oh I wouldn't say freed, more like, under new management
Good stuff chief! Just started my Tau army and I’m so excited to get to some BLASTING
I kinda like the idea of Tau being "early" Necrontyr, doesnt really make sense rigth now but i safe it under "potentially far-fetched but could be true"-theory.
It could explain the strangeness of the ethereals as in them being something else in disguise (necrons, old ones...) to shape the race
Well it is possible as there is at least a subfaction of Necrons who regret turning themselves into machines, thus its possible some of the tried to regenesis their race, hoping a homeworld that didn't suck would lead to Take 2 figuring out how to save them from their self imposed hell.
I am new to 40k but I am loving the channel and your sense of humor
Thanks for the content today mate, life's been utterly miserable dog shit lately but your videos help lighten my generally shit days lately. Thank you, your content helps and is hilarious.
I appreciate how quick the water caste is to prepare gifts and celebration for things that will not hesitate to slaughter the lot of them in minutes. I also appreciate how effective the fire caste is against khornate threats because Khorne keeps trying to corrupt and capture knarloc farms.
(it is occasionally stated in the deep fluff Khorne attempts to scoop up Kroot warspheres, which are psychically piloted, and some warspheres are glorified knarloc farms).
Curious if Tau have any protocols if a world they colonize or assimilate happened to also be a tomb world?
Its very deep lore, but there us one, its called:"LEAVE THE FUCKING PLACE, NOW!"
Get the f*ck out seems pretty viable ngl
Basically embrace the Tau mobile line philosophy and repack the colony to move elsewhere.
@@michelecastellotti9172 I little scene poped into my mind where some Tau ships land to scan a planet to see if its good for colonization but they see its a Tomb world and panic.
As they are doing so the Tomb world picks up on the signal. A necron opens up a way to the surface and as he is walking up like a grumpy old guy to see/deal with the unwanted Visitors, he just sees the ships frantically fly off into space thinking "Guess the vermin know better" as he is staring at the sky and he walks back down.
Thank you for expanding the sale on your new limited time minis I got paid and ordered it yesterday hype
I think Chaos would take some interest since for Khorne there's more blood for the Blood God, Nurgle that there're more people to spread his gifts, Tzeentch because there're more toys to play with, though I see Slaanesh being shafted since the Tau aren't so easily corrupted by the Warp and they wouldn't fall so easily to her
General question from a casual 40k enjoyer to the more hardcore fans: Would the Necron consider the Tau as the species that they can get their souls installed in?
Everybody dissing the Tau until
Commander Farsight starts kicking ass and taking names.
The Tau's greatest weakness currently is their crippling lack of named heroes. Named hero numbers are the greatest assets for any faction. But the Tau are literally all blue, they are the luckiest bastards in the galaxy.
I know chaos isn't technically Hell or full of actual gods or devils but it's funny to me the Tau just refuse to believe it/they exist and that the warps just another part of space and the demons are just other standard xenos threats. It's like the people who try to roleplay being an atheist in D&D
Those are atheists who don't buy their own BS and are trying too hard to convince themselves.
"Did you ever hear of the War Of Dakka?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the T'au would tell you."
(And it literally isn't, because it was never mentioned in any Tau codex XD)
it is also newer than all the previous T'au codicies.
@@555tork The first mention was in the 4th ed ork codex, so it's definitely not newer than *all* of them XD
@@intboom fair enough haven't read that codex so didn't know it was in there.
@@555tork I do quite like that they've integrated this lore into arks of omen, making it big tier canon
@@intboom that's my first hearing about it as well but I do like that it is being based on a previous piece of lore.
Love that essentially the imperium is somewhat portrayed as the IRS when it came to the worlds the Tau tried to assimilate
Video idea: What if Ynnead was summond?
What if Tizench one day decides to fool around with the Tau, sending a Changeling discased as an Ethereal to start a whole lot of shenanigans.
Why is there never an alliance between the Tau and the Eldar? If you think about it strategically, they cover each other's weak spots amazingly well. Hire a Craftworld or two as mercenaries.
Trusting an Eldar is the last mistake you'll make. The T'au are no fools.
Because as a species as a whole the Eldar are depressed fatalists that think no matter what they do their doomed, so why bother allying with the hopeful young race.
I'm a simple man I see a majorkill video I watch it I like it
Video idea:
Put all 18 founding space marine legions on a planet with their primarch and let them battle until one is left standing. Maybe limit each legion to 5000 marines and do it pre heresy? Who do you think would win?
Could be pretty cool!
Going on your experiment I say lion. Based on his primarch aura alone. He'd win any battle he took the field slowing the enemet marines down.
@@playtoyx Horus was very charismatic as well and a top notch tactician.
The Iron Warriors and Imperial Fists would probably build a huge fortress each and dare anyone to dislodge them, probably right in front of each other to siege one another like a power armor version of Hatfields & McCoys.
Alpha Legion would probably be near impossible to wipe out, same for the Raven Guard and Night Lords, who would go into endless guerilla warfare.
Guilliman would be near impossible to outlast simply due to logistics.
The other legions would be defeated by one or another, but these in particular would probably never fully defeat each other.
Barring silenced, Perturabo, Lion, the Khan, or Corvus. Conrad and Guiliman are too iffy.
Corvus would ass ass inate all his brothers and then proceed to tell everyone that he is in fact Alpharius.
Pre-heresy? Thousand Sons. 100%. Just too many tactical options. Plus, took all the Wolves, Russ, a bunch of SoS, and
Custodes (including the Captain General) to beat the Thousand Sons WITHOUT MAGNUS. The wolves are also called out in the lore as the Emperors executioners, so even beating just them is no joke.
That thing that everyone always suggests would a prety cool video ngl
"They're the only faction that isn't technologically stagnant."
Vashtorr: "OH REALLY??"
Hey Majorkill! Cosplay as Ciaphas Cain! I'd totally buy that as a poster!
Majorkill you should do a video on the life of a chaos cultists
Hello Majorkill,
Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.
For a Xmas special, can we have a vid of a really drunk Majorkills opinion of each primarchs please? 🤣
Hot Take: The Tau would have fit in well at the Universal Century of Gundam because they have their own mobile suits with the Federation and Zeon.
Change my mind.
Put them in Gundam Witch so we can see extreme Communism versus extreme Capitalism and we can also have cute blue guys to go with our cute red Tanuki.
commander puretide fought the orks multiple times so the T'au have definitely fought them before and would have had doctrines in place for dealing with them before farsight, hell it's even said that he used long range firepower and maneuvers to make the battle unenjoyable for the orks, they hated fighting him.
I'd really love to see the Tau meet a primarch. They better hope it's Guilliman, not The Lion. Better yet, Farsight and Guillman becoming allies.
"Don't forget to bring a Tau!" - Tau-lie, the anthropomorphic towel who came to the greater good from terra long, long ago.
Major please make a video about how the traitors maintain and acuire armor weapons and supplies. Since you know they dont have a big bluberry helping them.
Cool vid
Awesome lore video as always!!
THAT CAPTAIN CYBER SAMURAI LOOKS SO COOL!! Like if some of The Fallen encountered the Tau, and somehow got convinced into The Greater Good, and got beefed up with Tau Tech and went from Knights to Samurai.
Another day BEGGING MajorKill to do something on Imperial/Chao knights.
How he described Khorne's opinion of Commander Farsight is hilarious. Aside from the simple and detailed explanations, his sense of humour is one of this guy's major strong points 😂😂😂😂
It's fun to think that an Ork faction could potentially admire or even join the Tau simply because they have the shootiest gunz
Possible, or its also possible on an instinctual level Orks realize they need foes who aren't stagnant to become bigger and better and more like the orks of old.
Hey just wanna say the shirts are awsome just got mine today
In Arks of Omen: Farsight, Typhus admitted, that he hates the Ta'u with a passion. Because they are so orderly, clean and uncorrupted. So it is his honour, privilige and duty to bring them the gifts of Grandfather Nurgle.
04:26 "...you already naueueueueurrr..."
One thing you didn't address ..... since the T'au align so well with the Emperor's vision on faith, technology and the warp ..... do you think he'd be open to an alliance if he were around in 40k?
Depends on which stage of the emperor we are talking about. There was a time the emperor was pretty open to alliances such as that. He was friends with Eldrad at one point and learned much from the eldar.
But eventually, by the time of the great crusade, he had a very strong humanity first stance, and wished to scour the galaxy of all xenos regardless of how useful or friendly they might be. The most the tau could hope for under those circumstances was the emperor letting them stay as sanctioned xenos. But that again depends on if the tau can suppress their expansionist ideologies.
Now though? Sitting on the throne as living corpse for 10000 years with so much hindsight and an even greater picture of how things are all over the galaxy? Maybe he'd reconsider his whole "Humanity first" stance. Or maybe not. Who knows.
Given the Tau have birthed their own Warp God, they'd likely receive the same disdain he showed the old terra religions, since the idiot doesn't get a warp entity that protects your people is a good thing, especially since that puts somebody in the way to siphon off the power that would normally empower the Big 4 Chaos Gods.
Hell yeah, tau video!
Great videos, but I’m curious what watch you have on?
Beating back the death gaurd is very impressive
Heretech that's class !
I realize some of these writers are more chill than others bcuz they can make 2 stories of the same faction doing 2 opposite things like the case with the necrons
Crusade day 6:the top ten community wholesome moments moments would be great
Majorkill, please make a video about Eldar-Corsairs
What tech did the Imperium create after the Age of Strife could be an interesting idea for a video, seeing as most of humanity's war tech (Navy ships, Dreadnoughts, Tanks etc...) isn't replicable. Makes you wonder what would the Imperium use were all Dark-Age tech be destroyed?
This is so weird. I literally decided today that my next army after space marines was going to be Tau
How did the galaxy react to me pissing my pants in kindergarten
Orks are the best, they love everyone, i'm pretty sure every time they see an ennemy faction they're like " YAaaay, more fightin ! " come here friends ! "
korn looking at farsight like i want that
Can you do a future video on the Votann?
Once again talking about the possibility for the next edition or edition after introducing the emperors children as a chaos and loyal faction with the rape snake versus the fulgrim clone fighting each other @majorkill
Please make a Nykona Sharrowkyn/Raven Guard inspired major mini.
Blue bois and gals ftw! But jaizes, I cant shake off the reminder that the Taus circular symbol is spot on similar to the ol Bungie games Marathon series symbol and even Halos monitors 😳
Video idea, how space marine chapter treat their chapter serf
Well during the Great Crusade they were all treated well and were above the regular ship crew. My guess is the only exeption would be the Night Lords and World Eaters. The heresy changed a few things :D
@majorkill how would each primarch react to the current state of imperium?
i like the tau because it is a reminder that warhammer is very much a sci fi setting as it is much a fantasy setting. the purpose of the tau is to use as a perspective as a realistic futuristic civilization like star wars or star trek and how they react to the crazy fantasy vibes that is warhammer
Tau's issue is they've only advanced thanks to innumerable sacrifices of every other faction and the imperiums in particular. They've never had to face a significant threat on their own. Fact is theyre directly the tyranids path.
Aim at the orange ball...hit it... you win
Again, "We love you Tau Jesus."
Anrakyr the Traveller- "Hahaha What the hell is happening? Hehe open fire."
Khorne: "Please give me something to replace Angron. Even Farsight will do..."
A commenter asking for a video about how each primarch would react if put in Gullimans position would be great. It’d be even better if he mentioned traitor marines :o
Can you make a video on the emporers spears
Commander Farsight - the Char Clone of the Tau with a cool sword and his red mech goes 3 times faster!
Their battle suits are cool, but I like their stealth suits better aesthetically.
"Commander Farsight, we noted an 11% increase in flight speed and hydraulic performance in your prior battle against the Orks. We also recorded instances of, I quote, Orks claiming that "Da red wunz go fasta." What do you make of this nonsense?"
"They might be onto something. Paint all our warriors in red before our next campaign. Immediately."