For those of you who haven't seen it, he told this story live while shitfaced at the comedy cellar on 9/11, one of the funniest 10 minute sets I've ever seen. It's on youtube and I'd highly recommend checking it out, Chris is incredible.
1 Dru Owen Fuk what you saying it here 😠 th-cam.com/video/8zrfSK6pnpQ/w-d-xo.html Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😠😠 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖 los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer
My Dad was like that too "I'll go up to School & Handle it" Hmm Handle it meant 1. Everyone in that room was gonna get knocked down few pegs 2.Unspoken things would happen anytime a Father says "I'll Handle it or I'mma go up to School" it's not gonna be all sunshine an Rainbows.
I have followed Chris for years and was fortunate enough to meet him outside the cellar recently. Super nice and humble dude. One of the few celebrities ive met that was exactly how I imagined in person. I congratulated him on the special and now to see him on JRE makes me smile ear to ear. For some reason it just makes me proud to have witnessed him come up and gives me hope for the world to see a nice guy win.
Same. I've been trying to put people onto him for years, he has always been hilarious. And honestly it's not even like a "I knew this before it was cool" or wanting anyone to give any credit or anything. I am just genuinely happy he is getting the attention he deserves. Finally. You're so lucky to have met him!
I love how this telling of the story speaks so much to the power of delivery. This telling of the story in so intense and weighty as opposed to the the more silly delivery of the viral stand up clip of him telling it. Reminds me of the version of Bill Burr telling the story of how his dad bought him a doll for Christmas where he teared up. Delivery is truly what makes the greats great.
I'm thirty minutes into the podcast and Chris is just constantly on fire the whole time. Joe is barely talking himself, just laughing every 30 seconds about a joke Chris did. Such a powerful fun episode!
@@diane9496 for real, it was just Chris doing the same material he's been doing for 5+ years live for Joe. Super weird episode in fact especially if you've followed Chrissy and know that the kid's material is a little light in da loafers
Chris has been on the cusp of the next level of exposure for a while now. Would love to see him play either his father or a man like him on film or tv.
@@tigerheart5087 everyone's comedy is just them talking... I just don't enjoy his jokes, same with mark Normand and Chris Delia, just don't find them funny, I prefer the humour of Tom Segura, Bert Chrysler, Theo von, and so on, just don't find these sorta new type guys funny idk, and tbh I don't like stand up much, always seems like they're trying too hard to make the punchline hit, much prefer seeing any of these guys mentioned on podcasts, feels more real, less theatrics involved, I guess I prefer situational humor
I believe this story because I worked for two brothers who were like this. Not physically imposing by any means but just extremely aggressive when they weren’t getting their way. They owned a construction company and would always be damn near fist fighting the other trades over stuff. Yelling at the builder and supervisor. Threatening people. It blew my mind to be around Guys like that because you realize that it actually works. Having some teeth will help you get things you want and nobody really hated them they just knew not to mess with them
It does not actually work. It sometimes work, and it depends on the environment. In few environments, and surely construction work is one of those, it can surely work. You can get the best sandwich, or you can get the easiest job assigned, or you can get a better shift. If these are the kind of objectives you have in life, it actually works. But the story also teaches us that the father made time in prison in the past, and there was a 50-50 probability that he would go back again in this case. This does not lead to actual long term achievement. To teach your kid to threaten someone instead of accepting your mistake and take responsibility for it leads to low achievements. You might be the alpha dog, but you will still be a dog. Real long term achievement is obtained with self control.
REZZ BUILDS YES! I have had the same experience too! I work in corporate and our executives are some of the most aggressive bully types but they get shit done and gained for the company and through that better for our greater good. Right intentions, sometimes wrong moves but overall favourable outcomes.
Only works until someone hits you in the face with a hammer which I saw on a roof job as a teen and the dudes teeth went flying I never seen anything like it. If you square up to someone or get bristlely better be ready for the consequences of your actions. It's funny I've been doing some form of combat sports since I was 14 and all its done is make me not want to fight anyone in the street ever. I literally can't tell who knows what anymore, I've seen a 16 year old girl tap a biker in sparring, I've seen kids land spinning backfists against adults just the skill level across the board has increased lol
@@falcor200 yeah man I agree like I can't fight for shit n my brothers like a state level boxer n he kicked my arse solid for 20 minutes, smashed my teeth out had me in a head lock n was hitting me in all the right places...or so I thought, after he finally let go, which was seriously like 20 minutes, he says to me in a puff, "where did learn that defence?" I'm like what are you talking about, I seriously cant fight for shit, you know this, he's like"that pinched neck technique for defence it's crazy, I was trying to knock you out n you somehow knew, to pinch down ya chin in such a way as to protect ya knock out spot, n then when I tried to choke U out the pinched down chin, was block me from choking U out! That's why it went on so long!" It was the first I'd heard of it I don't know where I'd learnt it I don't even really watch UFC/MMA...also I've seen a frail homeless 50 year old knock out a high ranking member of a biker gang so I also consider everyones general skill is getting better, not just with fighting but everything...
@@bobon123 Hearing the story Chris his dad showed self control. Chris described his father that he was calm. In both options his father was willing to take responsibility. The details are important here. It's not an empty thread to get what he wants. He's willing to sacrifice himself knowing full well he will go to prison if he follows through with breaking the knee caps. Not to forget he wants to help the kid that got hit in the head with a chair as well. I think his dad knew the odds the moment he threadend the Principle.
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I heard his story for the first time a few years back. He was drunk and telling it and it's still one of my favorite comedy clips. Highly recommend also watching him tell it drunk.
all timer. "I drank a vodka soda and had a claradin d, im ready to suck a dick" heres the link for anyone who hasnt seen it: th-cam.com/video/LM0V_m3N7I0/w-d-xo.html
@@berternie6181 Debatable. I’ve heard this story in many of his stand up and while it might be embellished a little, I think it really happened due to the parts about 9/11 being excluded from his stand up bits.
@@SchafeCorp5 he got caught didn't he? I beleive there was some big conflict in certain versions of the story that let everyone know he was making it up. Im not certain though but i do remember it being very convincing evidence though
It’s even more hilarious Joe doesn’t realize parts of it were actually meant to be funny. This is bordering on the Shane Gillis level of Rogan appearance haha
Chris, you are absolutely hilarious! I started binging everything and anything you say on TH-cam ❤ you teaching about history is the funniest thing ever 😂😂
Joe was so quiet I could feel Chrissy nervous coming up. But if rogans that quiet you have him completely enthralled in your story and your killin it. Well done bud 😊
@Kevin BurgerKing he admits that he “lies” for the sake of comedy sometimes, but how do we know when it’s a lie or when it’s based in truth or is 100% true? Maybe that’s the magic, Kevin. Maybe that’s the magic 🧙🏼♂️
I love this story. I grew up in Brooklyn in the 60-70s, my dad was a tuff guy. Always carried a gun. I got attacked by a dog, well not really attacked, I was trespassing, I had claw marks on my back, my mother said “do NOT tell your father”. I had an idea what he would have done.
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@@Gambit9020 Yep. There is something about growing up in LA that doesn't lend itself to comedy to the same degree. It's like it's too comfortable or something.
East coast comics are better because they grow up having people busting their balls and them doing it to other people. California comedians don’t grow up that way.
most of the “LA comics” or “NYC comics” we associate the cities with aren’t even close to having actually grown in LA or NY... it’s a lot of towns in this big ol cuntry of the USA believe it or not
1 N Garcia Fuk what you saying it here 😠 th-cam.com/video/8zrfSK6pnpQ/w-d-xo.html Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😠😠 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖 los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer
You should hear the one about a guy getting his kneecaps blowtorched in his garage when he was a kid. He tells it a few times across all his podcasts, i dont know the specific ep
I was 5 in first Grade and I remember the teachers played the news on the television in our home room. I remember going home after school, and the cross walk person had tears in her eyes
Oh my my my! So many levels to this story. It’s like you absolutely know he shouldn’t go about it this way, but it’s sort of the way you want someone to protect you if they need to, wow, that was a roller coaster.
@@fsmfsm9941 you’re the guy who tells little kids that Santa isn’t real huh? Don’t ruin it for the new folks maaaaan! let em figure it out by watching him until they get to a part where he literally admits his style
Wow! That’s was one of the most bad ass stories I’ve heard in my life! We all wish we were that tough. I’d be like whipped dog whimpering with my tail between my legs.
It’s very real. Superduper real baybeeeee! happened once & it could happen again! Don’t sleep with your eyes closed or it might happen to you too cutie!
If you like this you need to watch him tell this story on stage, the timing, the delivery is all so much better. Obviously some of the details are embellished but its a great story
1 SaltySiiren Fuk what you saying it here 😠 th-cam.com/video/8zrfSK6pnpQ/w-d-xo.html Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😠😠 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖 los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer
The dad to him “I didn’t raise to to actually hit people, I raised you to scared them good enough you can get anything you want” “the fact you had to actually hit him shows you never thought the situation through”
Chris is a funny guy, I remember I went to his show in college was sitting in the front row and guy roasted me for wearing shorts in winter time was funny af. Cool dude glad to see him on JRE.
Fall in love is a weird way to put it but I think most guys have at least a few friendships that you’d consider tight, as it is in love. Yes the type of intimacy is different from love with a spouse but if you don’t love your close friends why would you call them friends lol
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Youngsters, his father was an old-school man, the type you rarely see anymore. When I first started working at 18, during the 80s, these were the guys still running things in most places, they scared the crap out of me. They were usually World War II or Korean veterans; they'd seen it all. This current generation couldn't handle someone like that for five seconds.
Sure, it's not like kids have been fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan for the past 30 years. But yeah, it's an "older generation thing." There's nothing stoic about what gangsters do. They kill and steal. For every mob movie hero, there's a real-life example of one who killed his wife or stole from his own family.
The current generation is the most battle tested, and combat experienced than any other generation in this country's history. Then they came home to find their politicians sold out their country by outsourcing their jobs, decimating the middle class, and destroying the economy where only the rich get richer and the poor never get out of poverty. Wtf are you talking about?
I literally almost died listening to this podcast at the gym bench pressing my max laughing mid set almost dropping the bar on my chest lol 😂 ☠️ lol this dude is pretty funny
im an avid listener of both JRE and all Chris’s shows on the no presh network, Hey Babe & Chrissy Chaos. i can tell chris was nervous. when he turns loose, he’s on another level of entertainment. I’m hoping he gets to go on again at some point, he’ll be so amazing. but i feel happy as hell that these two finally got to sit down.
He finally got on!! So happy for you my brother!! It's so crazy how some random guy who you've never met could hype you the fck up. Let's go Chrissy!!!
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I was part of an AFSOC MC-130H crew on a mission in Argentina when it all went down. “In between conflicts,” so to speak. Some of my crewmates that day didn’t survive the ensuing years.
Great guest! It took Joe almost an hour (much longer than the usual 5 minutes) to kill the podcast with advice about psychedelics and incredible insights into evolutionary psychology.
Yet here you are watching yet another short of the Joe Rogan podcast. How ironic. The internet in 2022: Gosh I hate so and so, the things he says are so stupid I sware he must be the lamest person on earth. *Proceeds to subscribe to their TH-cam, Tiktok, Instagram, Facebook, Patreon, Snapchat, telegram, LinkedIn, onlyfans.
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I have to give Joe a ton of credit for letting Chris tell his story uninterrupted. That was compelling shit.
He let him go cos he knows it's his breakout bit, if he cut him off it would have destroyed him. Chris fucked up here but you can't blame him.
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@Abrar I would assume the guest you recall is Neil Tyson the cosmic dude
@@a129838552 definitely Neil. I like him but that episode is almost unlistenable.
i thought joe rogan was gonna start talking about a guy who got his face ripped off by a bear
Joe Rogan silent for 6 minutes... Now that's a good storyteller.
You should watch Cowboy Cerrone's story about cave diving
@@prestonpersonal Most uncomfortable listen ever. I'd rather not re-live that experience.
Cowboy is a brilliant storyteller.
@@prestonpersonal watch dive talk to hear what 2 cave dive instructors think of his story 🤣
@@falcor200 2 cave dive instructors sure but how many cups is there
more like Joe is silent for 6 minutes so he doesnt get thrown in the Hudson River
“I’ll take care of the kid in the hospital, don’t worry about it.”
Thats actually very worrying 😂
Lmao
@King Mob he going to pay off the family lol
😂
It means he is going to pay for his medical bills.
He was gonna pay the kids bills cause he is a stand up fella with class and moral fiber.
For those of you who haven't seen it, he told this story live while shitfaced at the comedy cellar on 9/11, one of the funniest 10 minute sets I've ever seen. It's on youtube and I'd highly recommend checking it out, Chris is incredible.
Didn’t he get called out for it being a fake story too?
@@SteveMe21685 he’s a comedian none of their stories are true that’s just how it is
@@Soniccallumac bold thing to say everything’s fake….. go outside
"I know shits getting real when my dad starts calling me by my transgender name" not direct quote but paraphrasing 🤣
@@SteveMe21685 Well steve who called him out? Also who gives a fuck? Comedy investigators mooks.
"There must be something we can do" every mob guy ever.
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This story never gets old.... So glad Chrissy Chaos finally got his time on the JRE!
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He sounds like a prick.
I heard this on pandora years ago still funny.
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“He was like ‘right intention, wrong move’ is the best way I can describe my father”.
Jesus Christ, same man. Same. RIP Dad!
1 Dru Owen Fuk what you saying it here 😠 th-cam.com/video/8zrfSK6pnpQ/w-d-xo.html
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠
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Same with my Pops, RIP Dad!
@@efrainad I'm sorry that you & the commenter lost your fathers. But they're always with you both spiritually ❤🕊
My Dad was like that too "I'll go up to School & Handle it" Hmm Handle it meant 1. Everyone in that room was gonna get knocked down few pegs 2.Unspoken things would happen anytime a Father says "I'll Handle it or I'mma go up to School" it's not gonna be all sunshine an Rainbows.
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I have followed Chris for years and was fortunate enough to meet him outside the cellar recently. Super nice and humble dude. One of the few celebrities ive met that was exactly how I imagined in person. I congratulated him on the special and now to see him on JRE makes me smile ear to ear. For some reason it just makes me proud to have witnessed him come up and gives me hope for the world to see a nice guy win.
Same. I've been trying to put people onto him for years, he has always been hilarious. And honestly it's not even like a "I knew this before it was cool" or wanting anyone to give any credit or anything. I am just genuinely happy he is getting the attention he deserves. Finally. You're so lucky to have met him!
I for one am absolutely shocked that someone with the last name DiStefano in New York would act in such a way
Was that a bigoted dig on Italians ?
@@Rocchio753 Dont defend the peeps that would call your avatar a certain edible food if they saw it. they be aight
"That's anti-italian discrimination."
- Silvio Dante
Losers
@@larl-earson I’m lost what would they call his avatar?
Didn't know who Chris was until this but he's such a great storyteller!!
His actual stand up bit about this is unreal. Its one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
"I thought June was pride month I didn't know I had a gay son!"- Best fuckin quote ever 🤣🤣🤣
You are in for it 🤣🤣🤣 the guy is the best
Best podcast guest!!! Check him out everywhere!
I can attest if you loved this watch the original set. Funniest comedy set ive ever saw
I love how this telling of the story speaks so much to the power of delivery. This telling of the story in so intense and weighty as opposed to the the more silly delivery of the viral stand up clip of him telling it. Reminds me of the version of Bill Burr telling the story of how his dad bought him a doll for Christmas where he teared up. Delivery is truly what makes the greats great.
This is one of the best stories I've ever heard. This podcast was 7 months ago and I still watch it every once in a while.
@@JaymzZeppelin still one of the best stories I've ever heard
Watching again
I'm thirty minutes into the podcast and Chris is just constantly on fire the whole time. Joe is barely talking himself, just laughing every 30 seconds about a joke Chris did. Such a powerful fun episode!
Cap
He just did his bits
@@diane9496 for real, it was just Chris doing the same material he's been doing for 5+ years live for Joe. Super weird episode in fact especially if you've followed Chrissy and know that the kid's material is a little light in da loafers
Dude yeah this is like the funniest jre in years
Chris has been on the cusp of the next level of exposure for a while now. Would love to see him play either his father or a man like him on film or tv.
They made a tv show about him on HBO. Check the Sopranos
Not a fan of his comedy but he seems like a pretty good dude, that's clip recently with him and Bert talking about being a father was really real
@@nikninja2233 His comedy is just him talking. I don’t know how you don’t like it.
Also Chrissy pilots.
@@tigerheart5087 everyone's comedy is just them talking... I just don't enjoy his jokes, same with mark Normand and Chris Delia, just don't find them funny, I prefer the humour of Tom Segura, Bert Chrysler, Theo von, and so on, just don't find these sorta new type guys funny idk, and tbh I don't like stand up much, always seems like they're trying too hard to make the punchline hit, much prefer seeing any of these guys mentioned on podcasts, feels more real, less theatrics involved, I guess I prefer situational humor
I believe this story because I worked for two brothers who were like this. Not physically imposing by any means but just extremely aggressive when they weren’t getting their way. They owned a construction company and would always be damn near fist fighting the other trades over stuff. Yelling at the builder and supervisor. Threatening people. It blew my mind to be around Guys like that because you realize that it actually works. Having some teeth will help you get things you want and nobody really hated them they just knew not to mess with them
It does not actually work. It sometimes work, and it depends on the environment. In few environments, and surely construction work is one of those, it can surely work. You can get the best sandwich, or you can get the easiest job assigned, or you can get a better shift. If these are the kind of objectives you have in life, it actually works.
But the story also teaches us that the father made time in prison in the past, and there was a 50-50 probability that he would go back again in this case. This does not lead to actual long term achievement.
To teach your kid to threaten someone instead of accepting your mistake and take responsibility for it leads to low achievements. You might be the alpha dog, but you will still be a dog.
Real long term achievement is obtained with self control.
REZZ BUILDS
YES! I have had the same experience too! I work in corporate and our executives are some of the most aggressive bully types but they get shit done and gained for the company and through that better for our greater good. Right intentions, sometimes wrong moves but overall favourable outcomes.
Only works until someone hits you in the face with a hammer which I saw on a roof job as a teen and the dudes teeth went flying I never seen anything like it. If you square up to someone or get bristlely better be ready for the consequences of your actions.
It's funny I've been doing some form of combat sports since I was 14 and all its done is make me not want to fight anyone in the street ever. I literally can't tell who knows what anymore, I've seen a 16 year old girl tap a biker in sparring, I've seen kids land spinning backfists against adults just the skill level across the board has increased lol
@@falcor200 yeah man I agree like I can't fight for shit n my brothers like a state level boxer n he kicked my arse solid for 20 minutes, smashed my teeth out had me in a head lock n was hitting me in all the right places...or so I thought, after he finally let go, which was seriously like 20 minutes, he says to me in a puff, "where did learn that defence?" I'm like what are you talking about, I seriously cant fight for shit, you know this, he's like"that pinched neck technique for defence it's crazy, I was trying to knock you out n you somehow knew, to pinch down ya chin in such a way as to protect ya knock out spot, n then when I tried to choke U out the pinched down chin, was block me from choking U out! That's why it went on so long!" It was the first I'd heard of it I don't know where I'd learnt it I don't even really watch UFC/MMA...also I've seen a frail homeless 50 year old knock out a high ranking member of a biker gang so I also consider everyones general skill is getting better, not just with fighting but everything...
@@bobon123 Hearing the story Chris his dad showed self control. Chris described his father that he was calm. In both options his father was willing to take responsibility.
The details are important here. It's not an empty thread to get what he wants. He's willing to sacrifice himself knowing full well he will go to prison if he follows through with breaking the knee caps.
Not to forget he wants to help the kid that got hit in the head with a chair as well.
I think his dad knew the odds the moment he threadend the Principle.
I love how Joe would normally laugh a million times before the first sentence ends, and he just straight faced the story up until the prison part 😂
1 Austin Lamkin Fuk what you saying it here 😠 th-cam.com/video/8zrfSK6pnpQ/w-d-xo.html
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠
5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😠😠
Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖
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This story is like a good song. I've heard it at least 7 times and it never gets old.
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@@scottf5791 Right..lol
“Never forget” lol
I heard his story for the first time a few years back. He was drunk and telling it and it's still one of my favorite comedy clips. Highly recommend also watching him tell it drunk.
all timer. "I drank a vodka soda and had a claradin d, im ready to suck a dick"
heres the link for anyone who hasnt seen it: th-cam.com/video/LM0V_m3N7I0/w-d-xo.html
Exactly!!! That is how I discovered him and never stopped following him since
I know I heard it before but can't remember which podcast it was from
lmao i think he was actually tripping on acid or mushrooms or something
Tell it where?
Chris DiStefano is a heck of a storytelling guy, isn’t he? Incredible
“Right intention, wrong move” .. loved the story.
I've heard this story a million times, and I was still as captivated as if it was the first. Love you, Chrissy, keep being you bro 😎
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Its made up
@@berternie6181 Debatable. I’ve heard this story in many of his stand up and while it might be embellished a little, I think it really happened due to the parts about 9/11 being excluded from his stand up bits.
@@SchafeCorp5 he got caught didn't he? I beleive there was some big conflict in certain versions of the story that let everyone know he was making it up. Im not certain though but i do remember it being very convincing evidence though
For Chrissy, I'll tuck back a good one🥂
Chris is One of the funniest men in comedy, He's pure gold on podcasts.
Bro I enjoyed every second of this story, thank you for sharing.- it’s a parks and recreation show reference, barely started now I’m hooked
His storytelling skills are really entertaining and he’s funny
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It's funny I've seen your comments on 3 completely unrelated videos.
To be fair he’s told this story about 3,000 times but I can’t blame him for using the Saint Rogiez exposure to tell it again
It’s even more hilarious Joe doesn’t realize parts of it were actually meant to be funny. This is bordering on the Shane Gillis level of Rogan appearance haha
It's actually unfunny. Painful waiting for the funny part that never came.
"Right intention, WRONG move." I think that describes most of our Dads to be honest 😂
I felt that 😂
Speak for yourself. We weren't all raised by losers and thugs.
Never "heard" JR being quiet for so long, that's when you know its a good story. Looking fwd to hearing the rest of the interview today.
What a great guy Chris is. What an awesome story teller. 👍
Chris Distefano's 911 standup bit is one of the funniest sets that I've seen.
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It is bro, i watched it long ago then watched it again recently it’s one of the funniest bits I’ve seen
Chris is setting up all his best bits like he's on a late night talk show.
I feel like I’m watching Chrissy chaos at .25 speed
JRE is honestly bigger than a late night talk show at this point!
on god lol
Honestly lol.. It started to get hard to watch the longer it went on
I think it’s nervousness getting the best of Chris because he doesn’t want to sounds like another Shane Gellis
Chris, you are absolutely hilarious! I started binging everything and anything you say on TH-cam ❤ you teaching about history is the funniest thing ever 😂😂
Never gets old! Love this story.
Joe was so quiet I could feel Chrissy nervous coming up. But if rogans that quiet you have him completely enthralled in your story and your killin it. Well done bud 😊
Most of these kind of stories are bullshit. These kind of ppl already have these stories made up and rehearsed
Chris is such a great story teller
True
He really is.
When his dad dies, he'll have stories about blowing dudes.
@Kevin BurgerKing he admits that he “lies” for the sake of comedy sometimes, but how do we know when it’s a lie or when it’s based in truth or is 100% true? Maybe that’s the magic, Kevin. Maybe that’s the magic 🧙🏼♂️
Hes been telling the same story for a decade
I'm really glad you shared that. Great story
I love this story. I grew up in Brooklyn in the 60-70s, my dad was a tuff guy. Always carried a gun. I got attacked by a dog, well not really attacked, I was trespassing, I had claw marks on my back, my mother said “do NOT tell your father”. I had an idea what he would have done.
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Chris is one of the best comics working right now. So happy for him, he’s been talking about this moment for years he’s too funny 😂
I just watched his Netflix special and the guy killed it! Just fucking slayed it. Needless to say I am a fan now. So glad I happened to click on that.
Chris and those other NY comics have been murdering the past few years. I'm so pleased they're getting the recognition they deserve. Well done Chris.
Nyc comics better than LA comics .
@@Gambit9020 Yep. There is something about growing up in LA that doesn't lend itself to comedy to the same degree. It's like it's too comfortable or something.
East coast comics are better because they grow up having people busting their balls and them doing it to other people. California comedians don’t grow up that way.
Burr is the last great LA comedian
most of the “LA comics” or “NYC comics” we associate the cities with aren’t even close to having actually grown in LA or NY... it’s a lot of towns in this big ol cuntry of the USA believe it or not
One of my top 3 JRE podcasts! Never heard of this guy, but feels like I know him! So relatable!
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CD was the best JRE guest we've seen in a while. Chemistry felt like the old days of JRE
This was truly enthralling to listen to. Can’t believe this was someones life, couldn’t be anymore different from mine 😅
My dad was exactly like this, and you either learn the value of it or you go to therapy like a bitch and get walked over the rest of your life.
You should hear the one about a guy getting his kneecaps blowtorched in his garage when he was a kid. He tells it a few times across all his podcasts, i dont know the specific ep
Felt like I was hearing a story about my own father lol. Thought it was normal until I was probably in my 20s
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"They became friends, shaking hands at graduation" lol brother Rob was fucking terrified
Best episode I’ve watched in a long time. Good job Chris
this was one of my favourite episodes in a long time. it got deep about family
I was 5 in first Grade and I remember the teachers played the news on the television in our home room. I remember going home after school, and the cross walk person had tears in her eyes
We knew it's finally here
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Why would they even show you? Way too young.
"Some people did something"
@@RealMTBAddict to traumatize us and make us never forget to fight israels wars
I’ve never been so happy for someone to get on Rogan. Congrats Chrissy
I feel the same way.
Very Happy for Chris.
So happy for chrissy
Oh my my my! So many levels to this story. It’s like you absolutely know he shouldn’t go about it this way, but it’s sort of the way you want someone to protect you if they need to, wow, that was a roller coaster.
Chris has amazing stories. he tells many of them on his pod with Sal V.
AWEEE CONGRATS CHRIS!!! I know how much being on JRE means to you bro. Good shit.
"You have two options. The second option really sucks for you."
Best. Negotiating. Line. EVER!!
That's when he gets shot.
Great story, you made me laugh out loud a few times driving home from work
It always nice knowing you have someone that will do anything for you
Chris is becoming a legendary storyteller 😂 so glad he made it to the JRE
Dude is hilarious
There is no limit to how far a man will go to avoid his wife's bitching when the elements of the problem are not done by his own hand.
Exactly. Women are notorious for nagging their husbands to death with stuff they cant even help with or fix
I almost choked on a cookie
Awesome Story! That was SeoAmazing! Thanks Rogen for having this guy share his story!
Chrissy you nailed it on JRE!!! Great job 👌
If you listen to the entire podcast, you will notice that Chris' jokes went over his head, and Joe was trying to be a therapist.
He got a feeling and went to hard on it overall it was funny but yeah I definitely noticed that
correct
Joe was probably high off his gourd and 30 seconds behind
@@DYLANBROCHILL Ha! I didn't even think about that. You're probably spot on.
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Awesome to see Chris on the JRE. Well deserved, this guy is hilarious!!
I like that he told the story with more detail and original. He didn’t just go through the story like in his act like I’ve seen on multiple videos.
I found this to be one of my favorite JRE interviews.
To think this really was his reality is mind blowing
Don’t worry, it’s not
if you know anything about chrissy d... he makes up stories. a lot.
@@fsmfsm9941 you’re the guy who tells little kids that Santa isn’t real huh? Don’t ruin it for the new folks maaaaan! let em figure it out by watching him until they get to a part where he literally admits his style
It’s comedy I feel like it’s okay to embellish a little and it’s not like he’s saying anything that crazy other than his dad acting wiiiiild
@@fsmfsm9941 As long as we realize it and still enjoy it bro, I’m with ya
Wow! That’s was one of the most bad ass stories I’ve heard in my life! We all wish we were that tough. I’d be like whipped dog whimpering with my tail between my legs.
I say Horeshit! Attention getter......some movie script.....
@@mark1952able go watch the video where he tells this story live. He has tons of stories about his dad and they all line up with this
@@mark1952able theres always that guy💀
@@DaBoiKaleeb he's just jealous because he doesn't have a father.
Sounds like something from NYPD Blue when they lock the door, pull down the shade and say they're gonna "give the skell a tune up"! 🤣😂
This was an amazing story … for real .. and when he said ‘right intentions, wrong moves’ … perfect
One of the best segments ever…my dad was ready for bear same way. Hilarious! Spot on!
Been waiting for Joe to have Chris on the show. He’s fucking hilarious.
It's nice to see people with real stories in entertainment.
It’s very real. Superduper real baybeeeee! happened once & it could happen again! Don’t sleep with your eyes closed or it might happen to you too cutie!
@@kevindube7096 he might get expelled from highschool? Put down the bottle, you’re creeping out the kids.
@@MackNcD don’t get it twisted son, high school expelmanship is a real artform, make no mistake! Sorry you can’t grasp the deets
@@kevindube7096 none of y’all are real
@@MrAwEsOmE145770 what does that make you?
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I’m not a robot
Great story, because it was told well. Kudos
Love stories like this. Pure gold!
If you like this you need to watch him tell this story on stage, the timing, the delivery is all so much better.
Obviously some of the details are embellished but its a great story
This guy is hilarious. Glad he’s on jre
We knew it's finally here
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Dog makes biker crash 😂😂😂
Not clickbait like the rest
I love you and your channel Reyna. You're such a smart, beautiful woman.
Love Chris. Glad to see him on the show🖤
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The dad to him “I didn’t raise to to actually hit people, I raised you to scared them good enough you can get anything you want” “the fact you had to actually hit him shows you never thought the situation through”
Chris is a funny guy, I remember I went to his show in college was sitting in the front row and guy roasted me for wearing shorts in winter time was funny af. Cool dude glad to see him on JRE.
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When Chris said "I fall in love with men and have sex with women" Joe took him seriously LOL!
He's all the way in the FOG
cuz he's describing joe
Fall in love is a weird way to put it but I think most guys have at least a few friendships that you’d consider tight, as it is in love. Yes the type of intimacy is different from love with a spouse but if you don’t love your close friends why would you call them friends lol
One of the best stories I’ve heard ❤
This episode was awesome, I could listen to this story over and over.
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Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖
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@@nba1942 word
He’s a fantastic storyteller
We knew it's finally here
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it's not so much being a good storyteller as it is having the stories to tell
So happy for Chris to be on this platform
Chris is going to be telling these stories well into his 60s.
This is one of those stories that I wish I could erase from my memory and listen to it again
Youngsters, his father was an old-school man, the type you rarely see anymore. When I first started working at 18, during the 80s, these were the guys still running things in most places, they scared the crap out of me. They were usually World War II or Korean veterans; they'd seen it all. This current generation couldn't handle someone like that for five seconds.
If I had to shoehorn the average JRE listener into one tiny paragraph it would be yours Johnson..
war changes people
Sure, it's not like kids have been fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan for the past 30 years. But yeah, it's an "older generation thing." There's nothing stoic about what gangsters do. They kill and steal. For every mob movie hero, there's a real-life example of one who killed his wife or stole from his own family.
The current generation is the most battle tested, and combat experienced than any other generation in this country's history. Then they came home to find their politicians sold out their country by outsourcing their jobs, decimating the middle class, and destroying the economy where only the rich get richer and the poor never get out of poverty.
Wtf are you talking about?
Well said and very true
Everyone should watch him doing this in the comedy cellar, one of my favourite comedy bits ever and this does it no justice!!
Here’s the link for those who are too lazy to search it up: th-cam.com/video/LM0V_m3N7I0/w-d-xo.html
Someone like this to confirm this link is real
Yep. Agreed. Check it out. it's gold.
He did that bit at the comedy cellar and it is on TH-cam, if some of you are interested of seeing it as a performance
Great Video! Love it!
I literally almost died listening to this podcast at the gym bench pressing my max laughing mid set almost dropping the bar on my chest lol 😂 ☠️ lol this dude is pretty funny
How many times did you rep that 95lbs?
Did everyone clap?
Sick bruh what’s your bench? Mines 305..
im an avid listener of both JRE and all Chris’s shows on the no presh network, Hey Babe & Chrissy Chaos. i can tell chris was nervous. when he turns loose, he’s on another level of entertainment. I’m hoping he gets to go on again at some point, he’ll be so amazing.
but i feel happy as hell that these two finally got to sit down.
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i felt the same!
About time he did Rogans show. I’ve been waiting a long time. He’s always enjoy listening to him when he’s a guest on podcasts
This clip made me watch the episode. I dont generally enjoy the shows that Joe brings comedians on. This guy tells a good story
My dad was the same way. He was not a shit disturber looking for a fight but if anyone tried to hurt me or the rest of my family, God help them.
Difference is, principal didn't try to hurt him but expel him as he should.
He finally got on!! So happy for you my brother!! It's so crazy how some random guy who you've never met could hype you the fck up. Let's go Chrissy!!!
This is a good story. I wish I had a dad like yours mate.
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Great pod
Really enjoyed listening to all your stories, Chris. Great podcast.
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Great story, great father, great story telling
Great episode! Dude has some fantastic stories and tells them well.
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Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖
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@@andreamadden9153 English please shithead....
I die when he says the easy peasy part 😂
I was part of an AFSOC MC-130H crew on a mission in Argentina when it all went down. “In between conflicts,” so to speak. Some of my crewmates that day didn’t survive the ensuing years.
Great guest! It took Joe almost an hour (much longer than the usual 5 minutes) to kill the podcast with advice about psychedelics and incredible insights into evolutionary psychology.
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Dude it was a good episode
Christ, that's almost a record.
Yet here you are watching yet another short of the Joe Rogan podcast. How ironic. The internet in 2022:
Gosh I hate so and so, the things he says are so stupid I sware he must be the lamest person on earth.
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@@knalac LMAO! I've noticed this as well with haters of Andrew Tate.
I've heard this story a half dozen times and it's always been hilarious, I love Joe but he is comedian kryptonite hahaha
That’s the weird thing about Rogan - his comedic mind doesn’t always catch on. He smokes a lot of weed though lol
Looking back, “Guy Code” had some solid ass comedians on there. Chris was my favorite back then
When your parent goes into the school and says to you “do everything I tell you to do” you know shit about to get real😂😂😂