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  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7824

    Whenever I hear the host say, "Surrender your weapon", I immediately imagine a scenario where the guy goes feral and just uses the weapon to kill everyone.

    • @justinwade34
      @justinwade34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      actually though who doesn't imagine that

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      "Please surrender your weapon"
      "Oh yeah, I'll surrender my weapon...surrender it through all y'alls skulls"

    • @Yeetyeti69
      @Yeetyeti69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      HALT YOU HAVE COMMITTED TREASON

    • @BrockLee3
      @BrockLee3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      LOL! A LOT of people I know would take offense to someone telling them to "surrender their weapon." I know them and know they wouldn't do it, and neither would I. I know the people on the show aren't saying it menacingly; but, thems fightin' words where I come from :-)

    • @EroSennin404
      @EroSennin404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Yeetyeti69 PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @XGames
    @XGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10062

    FYI: No apples were ever harmed at X Games.

    • @thatguy3671
      @thatguy3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      This is great

    • @LugyDugy
      @LugyDugy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      No way lmao

    • @theultrak641
      @theultrak641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Wtf lmao

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Holy fucking shit

    • @firstname697
      @firstname697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The official X Games account lmao

  • @BurningKnight
    @BurningKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6930

    Old people:
    +10 intellect
    -10 technology
    - 4 agility
    + 7 charisma

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Anatidaephobia hahaha funni wholesome 100 but with a +

    • @waltercouesfad3044
      @waltercouesfad3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What dose that meen

    • @waltercouesfad3044
      @waltercouesfad3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is it bad 😡

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anatidaephobia He’s doing it for attention.

    • @BurningKnight
      @BurningKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf did I just witness

  • @AssHandler
    @AssHandler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14151

    That wiggle is exactly what you want in a sword, it prevents it from bending or breaking, like Tom's hopes and dreams did.

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      How in Odin's name did you get runes in your username?

    • @guysholymoly
      @guysholymoly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      @@Kortegard0341 magic

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      @@guysholymoly fucken, fair enough

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@Kortegard0341 Excuse me sir, but those are Anglo-Saxon runes.

    • @megatroid7083
      @megatroid7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Kortegard0341 unicode

  • @cb1671
    @cb1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5001

    This show is actually really enjoyable.
    It has a healthy blend of knowledgeable craftsmen forging things, and people swinging objects at other objects.

    • @notsomexicanufo
      @notsomexicanufo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@theprogrammer32 well what would you know most of that stuff they talk on the show is really important if you are interested in blacksmithing or are a blacksmith(part or full time) if you just see this show for the first time you would think that they are a bunch of clowns talking out of their ass and randomly hitting hot steel but try doing it i bet you wouldnt make something that even remotely looks like any sort of knife

    • @notsomexicanufo
      @notsomexicanufo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@theprogrammer32 the testing is also where you are wrong ues maybe they go overboard on some tests but you would be surprised that not any knife could go through apples like that even though it looks like an easy task the craft of knifemaking and blacksmithing is waay more in depth that you could imagine

    • @Hypergen-
      @Hypergen- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@notsomexicanufo Yeah. I do blacksmithing as a hobby, and cutting an apple clean through is basically a rite of passage in blade making. You gotta get the bevel and weight good enough to the point that the momentum of the sword alone cuts through the apple without pushing it.

    • @notsomexicanufo
      @notsomexicanufo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Hypergen- yeah i know i do some blacksmithing too but what im saying its hard to get a razor sharp blade from scraps of steel or whatever in 3 hours its a lot of hard and stressful work

    • @Hypergen-
      @Hypergen- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mexican UFO Yeah I wasn’t disagreeing with you, just adding onto it.

  • @user-ex2hj5gw1v
    @user-ex2hj5gw1v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2800

    Actual blacksmiths: have different technology for different blades that have different purpose
    Tv blacksmiths: here is metal scrap, make a lightsaber in 3 hours

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Which is why as a hobbyist blacksmith, I avoid watching these shows...

    • @clorpy897
      @clorpy897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I mean there needs to be some sort of gimmick for the show to be entertaining

    • @mybigwillie6153
      @mybigwillie6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Well its a competition, its not meant to portray how one does their smithing in their normal life. A lot of these guys even say its intense and not how they would do it themselves.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      yeah this show seems like dumb fun. they all have the same odds but a lot of it is probably based on luck i would imagine

    • @anoblefish411
      @anoblefish411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@netherdominater9960 I who is not even a blacksmith, just having some knowledge a out sword and smithing cant bear watching this show. Its pain to just watch them do and talk stupid sh1t. And penguinz0 obviously has no idea wtf he’s talking about.

  • @Chickennuggetsbd
    @Chickennuggetsbd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9821

    "Old people are just better at everything"
    *old man's blade fails at everything*

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Atleast he got an emote

    • @FirstTruth
      @FirstTruth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      NyxNay hey it was his final blade old people also get worn out easily😂

    • @carcotasu081
      @carcotasu081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The old man won tho

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@carcotasu081 no

    • @Afarmsomewhere
      @Afarmsomewhere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The old man was good at making a bad blade

  • @cairnrugg6059
    @cairnrugg6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    I really want to see Charlie as an actual judge on this show purely for the lack of knowledge he has combined with his enthusiasm all the same.

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      "dude you're a fuckin loser. why didn't you make it sharp. get off my show."
      "but... i was trying to make it strong--"
      "sounds like something a loser would say"

    • @Unknown-gf1ci
      @Unknown-gf1ci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Marispider I could see that

    • @whotesamurai
      @whotesamurai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah take that old people!
      Me:but youre turning into an older man every second every hour every year (insert the guy with the gun pointed to his head by himself)

  • @frycustomknives8429
    @frycustomknives8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9949

    Thanks for showing my episode. I’m the guy in the Texas shirt. That FIF is harder than we make it look ;)

    • @iiclyde_nodes174
      @iiclyde_nodes174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      That's epic!

    • @xs2196
      @xs2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      texas gang

    • @mops-vu2zl
      @mops-vu2zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      What's uuuuuuuup bro

    • @wilsoncardenas6034
      @wilsoncardenas6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hey mr.fry, tell jared i said hi

    • @zer0g35
      @zer0g35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Good job my dude

  • @kylevidrine6480
    @kylevidrine6480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    The modified cleaver walks like a mortal kombat character

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6149

    *crafts a holy sword that shoots lasers and can kill God in one swing*
    Local blacksmith NPC: Not too shabby. Apprentice level work, but solid.

    • @Weeblord-jp1sy
      @Weeblord-jp1sy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @Sightless_Seeker the best questline in skyrim

    • @TheHeavyModd
      @TheHeavyModd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Mere mortals can't comprehend the power of Enuma Elish

    • @mercurianrepublic5943
      @mercurianrepublic5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      fuckin punks let’s see you do it better amirite?

    • @rune5416
      @rune5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mercurianrepublic5943 someone doesn't know how to joke around

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy sword that shoots lasers and kill gods
      Do you mean the master sword

  • @gabrielohim154
    @gabrielohim154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    "Look at the wiggliness!"
    I don't think Charlie understands swords

    • @pastorlul2384
      @pastorlul2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      Not many people do, nor should.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      tbh that looked like a little too much flexibility.

    • @nickrogers3624
      @nickrogers3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Cheap Tactics actually that was pretty good, the flexibility of most longer swords tends to be extremely underestimated.

    • @Shredwizard445
      @Shredwizard445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@nickrogers3624 yeah everyone thinks bastard swords should be built like knives or something

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ohhh god forbid he doesnt have a katana off of Ebay like a neckbeard

  • @LasagnaReaper
    @LasagnaReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18704

    this would be cooler if when a contestant loses, he gets beheaded with his own weapon

    • @veneptium
      @veneptium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

      Marshall Tucker one can dream

    • @recyclomaster
      @recyclomaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      A man can only dream...

    • @jdkoz98
      @jdkoz98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

      veneptium except they’d never die cuz their sword sucks ass

    • @SteamGrace
      @SteamGrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      I believe there's a word for such moments. The old man would certainly know...

    • @GandhiTheJanitor
      @GandhiTheJanitor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      If they lost their sword would most likely break or bend around their neck xD

  • @chunkymonky4433
    @chunkymonky4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    "he didn't break through it, he just broke the chain"
    JUST broke the *chain*

    • @nooterzootercrooter5105
      @nooterzootercrooter5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Chunky Monky ah yes the *chain*

    • @sealbeegle9785
      @sealbeegle9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      tbh he just pulled the wood down so much the fucking chain collapsed

    • @kiizos536
      @kiizos536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      no biggy just broke the chain instead of the wood

    • @vinegardoppio6692
      @vinegardoppio6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      fleetwood mac wants to know your location

  • @suliko1
    @suliko1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    poor tom. when his sword got bent he almost cried. i felt really bad for that man

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I heard he actually ended up winning this like 3 times though so it had a happy ending

    • @gaodacheese4691
      @gaodacheese4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Batchall_Accepted no way

    • @gaodacheese4691
      @gaodacheese4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dhawalsharma946 sheesh, dude made it

    • @xerxes7387
      @xerxes7387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same ☹️☹️☹️

  • @SpicyMike319
    @SpicyMike319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    I see you have found my episode. Greetings from Spicy Mike. Thanks for sharing what we do!

    • @dominicpiovesan1715
      @dominicpiovesan1715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Wait are you the actual dude from the show? how is this comment not higher?

    • @SpicyMike319
      @SpicyMike319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      @@dominicpiovesan1715 I am. Lol. Won my episode. But just not as many likes, most likely.

    • @hildebrand2252
      @hildebrand2252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@SpicyMike319 damn looks like you're the real deal. A+ episode.

    • @BlueFlamer
      @BlueFlamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I've always wondered, how does it feel seeing yourself as a meme? What do you think about it?

    • @SpicyMike319
      @SpicyMike319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@BlueFlamer Oh, man... You missed it. In a blade group I'm part of, we have a meme war every time one of us appears on the show. My episode had some HILARIOUS memes. I don't feel any particular way about it, I guess. Just happy to be a part of all this, really.

  • @jimpickens4
    @jimpickens4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    'You have 3 hours to cobble something together and then we're gonna shit all over it'
    I love the formula.

    • @VERTHASAMVS
      @VERTHASAMVS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nam flashbacks to midterms.

    • @KikonSketches
      @KikonSketches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah forging a good blade takes waaaaay longer than 3 hours, what's the point? are they being trained just in case we need swords made in 3 hours we can get one that's just barely sharp enough and put together and can cut 2 french fries?

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That Skill only applies when the ottomans are on the horizon and some idiot sold all the swords in the city so you have to forge new weapons from cutlery or some shit

    • @SleepDaMouse-xd8dn
      @SleepDaMouse-xd8dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah it only take like 1 or 2...
      Days

    • @kalebtheweird4359
      @kalebtheweird4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your image looks like a shy lego character

  • @flam3427
    @flam3427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    “Make this blade with this metal that shouldn’t be used to make blades in 3 hours then we’ll mutilate it”

  • @Daredevilgman
    @Daredevilgman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    I’ll have you know as a Walmart employee I do in fact forge the sharpest blades known to man

    • @annalillian2386
      @annalillian2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Heimlich? Man, you havent changed since bug's life. How you doing

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pretty sure you just have an edge of glory in the back. It makes a butter knife sharper than a katana.

    • @naruhearts1
      @naruhearts1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Jebu911 We had one of at a factory I worked at, used it on a letter opener, now it's a skin opener

    • @zaclarkin1683
      @zaclarkin1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the mines of moria

  • @f.b.lagent1113
    @f.b.lagent1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “I’ve made it tough enough to chop through Vietnam bushes if need be”
    lmao

    • @clonetrooper9015
      @clonetrooper9015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sightless_Seeker everyone be gangster until the trees start talking

    • @grirrat
      @grirrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't underestimate the durability of Vietnam bushes

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everybody gangsta untill agent orange drops

    • @thoggerspass6282
      @thoggerspass6282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice thought FBI, thanks for sharing.

    • @christianmccaffrey7291
      @christianmccaffrey7291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breastmilkgaming let's not forget all that great Deet!

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    The dude actually says “it will K.E.A.L.”
    Which stands for:
    K -keep
    E -everyone
    A -around
    L -living
    Which means you can protect yourself and others with it

    • @xaroz904
      @xaroz904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      or it means youre a dyslectic serial killer, depends which side of the coin you prefer

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@xaroz904 *dyslexic
      seems like you're one too

    • @xaroz904
      @xaroz904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MaxC_1 the risk i took was calculated, but damn am i bad at maths

    • @Andrew-fb8ph
      @Andrew-fb8ph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xaroz904 props to you for admitting you were wrong

    • @WhizzerdSupreme
      @WhizzerdSupreme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's Keep Everyone Alive Longer

  • @JuicyJerm
    @JuicyJerm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I felt so bad for Tom when his sword bent. He looked like he was about to cry.

  • @disgracedsphinx3494
    @disgracedsphinx3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    1:05 watching Charlie stop mid sentence when the blade broke was like watching that one skeksis watching the other skeksis chop the stone in half

    • @sockondik12
      @sockondik12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This moment had my dying!
      "Gtfoutta here!"

    • @s.b.4228
      @s.b.4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah I love that part, Stops mid sentence: "Get the fuck out here"

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@s.b.4228 "Is this a joke to you?"

    • @miastewart4924
      @miastewart4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Dark Crystal💜

    • @lv.2073
      @lv.2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite types of comments are the extremely niche references like this one. Thanks for making my day

  • @joeking5917
    @joeking5917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    I’m pretty sure that Ben ends up becoming a judge on this show too. That’s cool

    • @DarkDisc1
      @DarkDisc1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Indeed

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He does

    • @mfkrabs9089
      @mfkrabs9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fan favorite and TWO times forged in fire champion*

    • @clareygirlz
      @clareygirlz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mfkrabs9089 I'm pretty sure he's won at least 3 times if not 4 as of now! He's honestly my favorite judge aside from Doug

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two time champion on the show as well.

  • @Admiral_Golbez
    @Admiral_Golbez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    I actually love this show, love seeing the historical weapons

  • @borange6550
    @borange6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    Your fleshlight did sustain some damage in the test but, it weel keel

    • @redactedz6146
      @redactedz6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      We need Charlie to make a Forged In Fire parody video instead of swords he and other people test out fleshlights in various ways

    • @shioniiluxion6457
      @shioniiluxion6457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Forged in cock

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Forged in Fleshlight

    • @onebraincell-q9f
      @onebraincell-q9f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fapped in flesh

  • @whiskeyclones7161
    @whiskeyclones7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    1:10 I love every time charlie does that faux-anger “get out. who do you think you are? is this a joke to you?!” It’s my favorite thing about these

  • @seanz4338
    @seanz4338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    you should go on forged in fire with a legendary custom fleshlight

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just put a butterknife in the pussy but superglue it in for functionality

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It weel fock

    • @jayshmeezusdagreatest
      @jayshmeezusdagreatest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      this comment was so ahead of its time

    • @2spooky2play66
      @2spooky2play66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sean z Forged in Fleshlight.

  • @Adam-ke7ph
    @Adam-ke7ph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    6:30
    “Look at the wiggliness, its like an uncooked noodle.”
    Huh?

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I don't think he understands the criticality of the wiggly blade.

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @KingtoaGod Ah. Wait holy crap this was 6 months ago?

    • @eatmypanart
      @eatmypanart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @KingtoaGod now one month ago, happy commentday my guys!

    • @VeNoMziV
      @VeNoMziV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He meant the cow

    • @c_money8771
      @c_money8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uncooked noodles are hard tho so

  • @CallsignReach
    @CallsignReach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    These dudes are like “I’m gonna take five chops at the heart of this dying star” and are shocked when it breaks the swords

  • @t-bonetyrell4621
    @t-bonetyrell4621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    “He cut though a hotdog”
    “Oh that’s a rope”

  • @bigpurpleflower2185
    @bigpurpleflower2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Taken Down by a Two Inch Rope"
    A porno featuring our boy Charlie.

    • @_TriGN
      @_TriGN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two inches? His penis is the same size as him!

  • @fuav66777j
    @fuav66777j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Imagine if when the judges said “surrender your weapon” the contestant just said no and ran away.

  • @possiblepuzzles8137
    @possiblepuzzles8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I absolutely love how he accidentally let his interest seep through when the swords malfunction 😆 . Such a fantastic show

    • @ChicoTunda
      @ChicoTunda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      possible puzzles I know right, he’s like “what is this absolute shit” then goes right to full Darth Vader “NOOOOOOO”

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I've been watching this show on-off regularly w/ my dad, and I've never actually seen any of the episodes where a blade fails so catastrophically that it just falls in two.

  • @LaskyLabs
    @LaskyLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    1:08 I love that he just goes silent and lets the metal clang on the ground.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes this is indeed what we call a dramatic reaction

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I watched one not long back and the dude was like "I'm confident mine will pass all the tests"
    First test: *Breaks on the first hate*

    • @Schytheron
      @Schytheron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      "Breaks on the first hate"
      "You're a stupid piece of shit worthless blade and you're probably adopted!"
      Blade: *breaks*

    • @Usitkov
      @Usitkov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Schytheron you sir made my day

    • @kelrezo1
      @kelrezo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Schytheron Fare Thee Well Sides

  • @marketplierr
    @marketplierr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    But could they cut through vasily's slap?

    • @sleepplease9021
      @sleepplease9021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      You can't cut through a mountain.

    • @aintnowaybruh
      @aintnowaybruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      the odds of that happening is $1.02

    • @ragingcanadian9526
      @ragingcanadian9526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you have better odds wrestling a bear

    • @sleepplease9021
      @sleepplease9021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ragingcanadian9526 the only difference is a bear might show mercy and let you live.

    • @Tomohran
      @Tomohran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Vasily could go on this show and just use his bare hand to pass all the tests

  • @leroybrown5726
    @leroybrown5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    1:08The actual emotions running through this man's head are amazing

  • @harakirikiss6128
    @harakirikiss6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how he stopped mid sentence when the blade broke and scolded the guy like a highschool teacher.

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Me: **spends two hours slaying a dragon in skyrim**
    Charlie in the background: What a weak fucking sword lmao

    • @highlander6573
      @highlander6573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you just play Charlie’s videos to act as white noise while you play Skyrim?

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me: *spends two hours slaying a bandit in fallout*
      Charlie in the background: What a weak fucking gun lmao

    • @seulgisz
      @seulgisz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@highlander6573yeah and i listen to his videos when i study too LMAOOO

  • @SadFrxg
    @SadFrxg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “I made it tough enough to chop through Vietnam brushes if need be...wars not over Nealson” BRUH THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLING

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Watching people's blades fail gives me satisfaction in a maniacal way

    • @f.b.lagent1113
      @f.b.lagent1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I ejaculate to most failures

    • @n3xus978
      @n3xus978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@f.b.lagent1113 so to your yourself?

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Sightless_Seeker doesn't have the perk that allows him to upgrade an enchanted sword

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the lack of those dagger crafting skills us pros have! 800 daggers and going!

    • @xanderschwartz9864
      @xanderschwartz9864 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snapmare I think that’s sadism, but fact check me on that

  • @dominicm8420
    @dominicm8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Forged in fire is actually a good show

    • @bananasthestuffuneed7830
      @bananasthestuffuneed7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That my good sir is correct.

    • @Jonny-xq5cb
      @Jonny-xq5cb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its aleast macho which is a rare find on tv these days

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SJGsmooth this was hilarious.

    • @bepisbann982
      @bepisbann982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      N-word Surfer not homophobia big boy

    • @dominicm8420
      @dominicm8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did a statement about a tv show turn into this

  • @marsmurderer9868
    @marsmurderer9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    As funny as Charlie is, I'm not sure he understands how knives work. For a knife to cut straight through that many apples and not just knock them over it would have to be extremely sharp

    • @dontaejones7419
      @dontaejones7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Charlie's a YT millionaire and only buys the highest quality Walmart knives. He doesn't relate to the dull blades we peasant folk have to deal with

    • @Flameytastic
      @Flameytastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dontaejones7419 amazing response to this bullshit can’t take a joke comment
      Made me laugh

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could probably do that with a butter spreader if I tried real hard

    • @zer0545
      @zer0545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Flameytastic I’m sure they can take a joke, they’re just stating a fact lol

    • @Flameytastic
      @Flameytastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zer0545 true but Charlie most likely did not actually think it’s be able to cute through every apple lol

  • @picklethebird1324
    @picklethebird1324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I like to tell dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *likes*
      Take this, and fuck off

    • @CrowdedIsolation11
      @CrowdedIsolation11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Flameytastic
      @Flameytastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My snake just died and I saw this and it made me laugh a little thank you :)

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammit

  • @poopahskoopahh8563
    @poopahskoopahh8563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    “He’s just walking around like the terminator” lmfaaooo I dides

    • @peterrobins9977
      @peterrobins9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dides

    • @coltonp107
      @coltonp107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@peterrobins9977 dides

    • @bin1251
      @bin1251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dides is actually a word and the comment still kind of makes sense.

    • @delo2283
      @delo2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Colton Pozniak Dides

    • @eatman8602
      @eatman8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      did you just dides

  • @3li3lite42
    @3li3lite42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how serious he seems at 1:12
    "Get the f*** out here!"
    "Is this a joke to you?"

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When they were both holding their blades at the end their, I thought “you will bow use your blades to fight to the death in gladiatorial combat.”

  • @crazyirishmurray8463
    @crazyirishmurray8463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    7:08
    Tom: I know with this things going to cut ...I’m ready
    (Thing almost kills somebody)

    • @tomlenid699
      @tomlenid699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it was gonna cut him on half

  • @HALOASSASSIN24
    @HALOASSASSIN24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:37 I can't tell if this guy looks more like a GTA Online character, or a Splatoon character.

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love this show and now I feel like I just need to watch it all with Charlie's commentary.

    • @andreasummers6996
      @andreasummers6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp. To bad they took all the episodes off youtube.. yes I'm angry wanna fight about it lol.. family Guy anyone?

  • @unclefungus2829
    @unclefungus2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    To be fair, they get much less time than it normally takes to make a blade.
    .....It's still pretty funny, though.

    • @apexshinbi638
      @apexshinbi638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One Rad Bird not mention that half of them don’t understand how to maintain momentum in a strike

    • @MrAntonny195
      @MrAntonny195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just imagine forging a complete knife in 6 damn hours. Every single one of those who managed to pull it off deserve praise.

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    You should host your own version of this called “swords: weebs vs hillbillies” but have a hillbilly weeb who feels conflicted about what team he’s on. I’d watch at least 20 episodes of that!

    • @marsmurderer9868
      @marsmurderer9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At the end of the first season he decides he'll be on his own team, and season 2 follows him single handedly going up against the two other teams

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marsmurderer9868 Yeah! I know a couple Hillbilly Weebs I can send in for casting.

    • @hazenroller-olson7065
      @hazenroller-olson7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations you just made me laugh hard enough to wake up my dog across the room 😄

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hazenroller-olson7065 I have a cousin named Gadour (pronounced gator) who’s a hillbilly weeb and would almost certainly compete in this, and probably place if I’m honest. He has a tattoo of his Waifu holding American and Japanese flags like a racing flag girl. He’s wild and needs a reality show for sure!

  • @SabsWithR
    @SabsWithR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love it when that guy says
    "Your blade, will *KEEEL* "

    • @klj2382
      @klj2382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to KEEEL him. It might take a while but you can kill somebody with a butter knife.

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    No blade is superior to Flex Tape!
    With the power of Flex Tape, you can even cut a boat in half!

  • @IlKRONIXZlI
    @IlKRONIXZlI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:04 Charlie, my 65 year old grandpa is a genius in anything involving electric and video games

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Why are my recommendations after this video a bunch of old movies?

    • @NiaTheMilkTank
      @NiaTheMilkTank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Recommendations are based on viewing habits. That means at some point you watched something relating to a old movie.

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nero 12345543210 not true

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nero 12345543210 it recommends me moviesfor certain videos

    • @NiaTheMilkTank
      @NiaTheMilkTank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SavonSays believe it or not but that's how recommendations work, it only takes one video for it to recommend tons.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happens to me sometimes, it'll just recommend full movies. Usually B movies, animated knock off trash. I feel like youtube's calling me out in some way

  • @bigchili5952
    @bigchili5952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    tom was so sad when his blade broke
    ily tom

  • @jonasb2047
    @jonasb2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "This guy read a mean comment on Reddit" Looool I'm dead

  • @overtimeworker59
    @overtimeworker59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Day 27 of asking Charlie to put the shrek movie onto the moist meter

    • @wheatleyscience9
      @wheatleyscience9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the odds of this working is $1.02

    • @randomnode3549
      @randomnode3549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like to bump this comment a step further into existence

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      While I hate these comments I think it is safe to say Charlie would give Shrek atleast 95%

    • @obamasbestfriend3931
      @obamasbestfriend3931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I upvoted to 68. I guide others to a treasure I can't possess

    • @overtimeworker59
      @overtimeworker59 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Void Haus no

  • @TheLewor1
    @TheLewor1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    You're like the mystery science theater 3000 of random youtube videos

  • @edboy3644
    @edboy3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:13 "How dumb do you feel? You just got beat by a fucking rope."
    Outlaws form the 1800's want to know your location.

  • @sabbathofsin
    @sabbathofsin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Looking to protect yourself? Or deal some damage?

    • @BadgerScrub
      @BadgerScrub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what ya buying?

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll buy it at a high price

    • @christopheralvarado4544
      @christopheralvarado4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mans steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance

    • @iiiiii8522
      @iiiiii8522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Got some good pieces out here, if you're looking to buy. More inside.

  • @escalatorcancer1278
    @escalatorcancer1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    If that there katana was double edged his dam arm would be gone

  • @eddie6549
    @eddie6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This part always gets me 😂😂😂
    5:38

  • @motivusthesage
    @motivusthesage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Isn't Doug a Filipino Silat expert with a Karambit? That man is basically Killer Bean with a knife

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im pretty sure he's an air force veteran

    • @motivusthesage
      @motivusthesage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kennyrgb2700 I've watched some of his Karambit Silat videos and those shits are wild af

  • @LorenzoLame80085
    @LorenzoLame80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The best blade is the one capable of cutting Charlie's hair

  • @JustMe-yf8fk
    @JustMe-yf8fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:20 "It Will No Longer Cut

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:34
    "You must slash through the strongest material, fleshlight armor."

  • @missingdev0948
    @missingdev0948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The difficulty in making these knifes is the 3 hour time limit

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ramsay would require them to be ready in 15 minutes and then complain that they taste like shit

  • @rango962
    @rango962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A sword being "wiggly isn't really bad" it means the sowrd won't bend. A katan doesn't flex so it bends stays bend a longsword bends and goes back

  • @johnroe3915
    @johnroe3915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was so adorable when he got concerned about Doug.

  • @thomasmadden9840
    @thomasmadden9840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I want to see a person bring the edge of glory on the show.

  • @ununius7436
    @ununius7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:48
    So funny hahaha like the terminator

  • @phyzarel1845
    @phyzarel1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think we can all agree that although he has a vocabulary of a veteran sailor his content is wholesome and we appreciate him ☺️👌🏽

  • @Razzy1312
    @Razzy1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I imagine that Tom forgot to make his sword and on the morning it was due he was desperately searching every antique shop and consignment store for something passable.

  • @sourysandvich4301
    @sourysandvich4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That old man just sharped his knife with the edge of glory.

  • @boiledteetllc
    @boiledteetllc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:07 look at that mans cheeks that blade didn’t cut the thunderous clap of his ass did

  • @chepless2785
    @chepless2785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't believe they invited Tyler1 to annihilate some ropes and crates.

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tom: "It will cut."
    The swords: *bent and piece broke off*

  • @Danof
    @Danof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    cant wait for charlie to be on this series next season

  • @HellHappens
    @HellHappens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao Charlie trying to rag on Forged in Fire and then realizes how interesting the show is.

    • @gryla5290
      @gryla5290 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your pic goes so well with your name

    • @HellHappens
      @HellHappens 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gryla5290 same to you homie

  • @SS-iu1re
    @SS-iu1re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Like an uncooked noodle” noodles are hard before they’re cooked my guy

  • @MimikYou
    @MimikYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The bit at 5:48 is so underrated

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:52 "they look like they're about to go to the Renaissance faire to hit on some underage girls."
    That's actually how they got their start. They joined the 3 day blacksmith apprenticeship program as a cover, one thing led to another, and now they are all here.

  • @killuasleftfist3612
    @killuasleftfist3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:38 I bet you’re right that the judges film themselves talking and then leave, my dad was on Ink Master and they record all the “10 minutes left!” scenes right away and then leave

  • @grahamthiel2254
    @grahamthiel2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:35 is like in lego ninjago when Kai makes that really bad sword

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if that ain’t a reference and a half

  • @sivander8740
    @sivander8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Penguinz0: I don’t play games I haven’t played games since... I was a child
    Everyone else: *Press X to doubt*

    • @basel9802
      @basel9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Charlie

    • @sivander8740
      @sivander8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basel ツ *cough* yeah

  • @afluffyboi4093
    @afluffyboi4093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Old man makes a sword capable of slicing buildings
    Also old man: how do i check my email

  • @Terminally_Radical
    @Terminally_Radical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:08
    "Yeah i think the celtic- *Anime gasp*"

  • @twanhams9199
    @twanhams9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:30 me and my little brother back in the days when we found sticks on the ground

    • @lt.reubenrozeyt5716
      @lt.reubenrozeyt5716 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude that rang so true with me😂😂😂

  • @IChewAppleSauce
    @IChewAppleSauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when tom's blade got bent, I thought of a cartoon *BOING* sound.

  • @turtlebomb4418
    @turtlebomb4418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Did he just say "i dont see how you can possibly fail this" to chopping into a metal bar on a barrel? Wtf

  • @caseyjones600
    @caseyjones600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    What are the odds that one of their blades are gonna break?
    I’d say $1.02

    • @FroggieInAHoodie
      @FroggieInAHoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @willdebest432
      @willdebest432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How long is this trend from the 2nd video about that old game who made fun of gamers gonna continue its been going for like 2 weeks

    • @Coitus_Cream
      @Coitus_Cream 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willdebest432 i second that , its so redundent and memes nowadays dont age so well because of such acts

    • @nutskok5394
      @nutskok5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The now now, great album

  • @Thegooob95
    @Thegooob95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think Charlie is the best youtuber in the world
    Edit: 4:26. He definitely is.

  • @quackaliciousdefinition2745
    @quackaliciousdefinition2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the first time I’ve seen this show but I already trust Doug with my life

  • @rollye4857
    @rollye4857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time I watch this video “I made it tough enough to chop through Viet-nam” gets me

  • @hughmungus3384
    @hughmungus3384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the episode where that one guy says he’s gonna “cut these hams”.