Comedians Making SAVAGE Jokes About Women
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- Hey everyone, today's video is a compilation of many different comedians talking about and making jokes about the ladies! A bunch of classic jokes from amazing comedians such as Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, Norm Macdonald, Louis C.K, Greg Giraldo, Mark Normand, and Theo Von. Some of these bits are my favorites of all time. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you enjoy this compilation enough please like the video, subscribe to the channel, turn on post notifications, and share this with someone you think would enjoy it. Thanks for watching, I love you guys.
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Patrice o Neil was incredible man. The delivery was just perfect
When he rubs his chin over the dumpster chick….man that shit is hilarious
RIP GOAT
“Women force themselves upon me and I feel very frightened” 😂
There's a channel here called Frankenstein's Lab. It's a reaction channel just a couple of chill guys who enjoy comedy. If you haven't already I recommend seeing their reaction to Patrice O'Neal's *The Nasty Show.*
Patrice delivers his lines so casually like he's kidding around, but he's concealing the meta-level mind behind his material. Tremendous.
The sport fishing bit is amazing. That last line and his delivery "so you can act right". Stone cold MF.
Patrice is a time traveler with special information.
"It's hot btch"
😂😂😂😂
Why he was killed by the cabal. He liked to talk about conspiracy and had a platform.
@@shannonpincombe8485 I feel bad for anyone who clicked off early and didn't hear that last line.
Why would you want to sleep in on Sunday when you can go pay $52 for eggs?
😂😂😂
That is so fckin right thoo 100%%
“If God didn’t want you to cook, why did He naturally put milk n eggs in ya body?” 😂
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Guess all chefs should be women then.
Omg 😭 shit 🔥
😮
I've never heard that before today😅😅
Pillowcase full of antlers 😭😭
So damn funny 😂😂
My favourite one too. 😂
First I ever heard that one, had me 🤣
I gotta ask, how does he know that's a true equivalent?
@@notusingmyname4791 I think you know the answer
""D'you see that woman passed out behind the dumpster?" The joke, the delivery and that face, too funny.
Patrice was one of a kind
I've got three words... *The Nasty Freaking Show.*
Patrice’s fish joke at the end is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The nymphomaniac was Sarah Silverman with Louis CK.
That woman signing for the deaf, what a fun gig for her, and what talent!
Especially when the “rubbing his balls” part came up. 😂
sorry ?
"I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occurred in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, 'Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them.' And Eve said, 'Yeah... it's just not enough is it?'" - Bill Hicks
Her name was woman before the fall.
😅😊😂😂😂
Truth. Can't make em happy
Eve fell to the second most powerful creature in the universe. Adam fell to a pair of boobs.
Ummm, here’s a thought. If God couldn’t get a woman to listen to him, what hope do the rest of us men have?
There are no feminists in a house fire. 🙂
Then you don t know how to burn it properly.
@@schlauspieler1991omg 🤣.
@@schlauspieler1991dude what the F 😂😂
@@schlauspieler1991 Point...WINNER!!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@schlauspieler1991😂😬
"now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya?" Norm MacDonald being a damn international treasure.
Last minute or 2 minutes with Patrice O Neal is pure gold. Fishing metaphor fits perfectly!
Crazy how he called that 😂
And then the fish jumps back in the boat ...and I nearly dropped my phone 😂✌️
A lot of great comics, but only one elephant in the room.
The GOAT.
Number 2 is Paul Mooney
Real
Patrice really lives his vision for comedy - half of the audience laughing their asses of the other half mortified. That's very visible every time they show the audience - for every frowning girl looking at him pissed there is one wide-eyed dude that looks at him as if he is Jesus.
yes, exactly, absolutely brilliant comedy
Patrice Will never be missed enough....the new generations should listen to him starting at the Kinder garden
This compilation was made by a stand-up connoisseur.
Seeing those legends back to back for free is such a treat.
Those incredible artists risked it all to speak their truths against the all mighty, powerful woman. As a matter of fact, two of the comedians in this mix are dead, but we will not be silenced.
Actually 3 of them
@@nyanchwanis6155Corrected. I keep underestimating the lethal power of women.
Greg geraldo,gone too soon as well.he was a comic beast,right with patrice.definetely two of my favorites
women are laughing. nobody is trying to silence these legends.😊
patrice o'Neal "If i lose my ability to catch fish then you not gonna find me sexy. So you gotta smell fish on me so that you know i can catch fish, so you can act right."
Man, that woman translating Louis CK into sign language has me dead. When she did the word "balls" I about fell out of my chair laughing.
Damn, Patrice left us so soon. Homie would've had a field day with today state of affairs. Miss the big guy a lot.
He's still alive in Puerto Rico
Greg giraldo was gone too soon as well. His roasts were epic😂
@@Onetakelifestyle3323this comment is about Patrice dude how about make that comment as an original comment
OK. Patrice wasn't even funny
@@HughMorristheJoker Way to say you don't get comedy.
patrice o'Neal "If you want to know how to make your man happy, just think about that makes you happy and do exactly the opposite" 😆😂🤣
At least when you skydive, there's a reserve parachute. Ain't no backup for divorce, you just get the splattered part.😂
It made me think of Bill's helicopter routine......
I think I'm gonna go listen to it again right now....
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
-George Bernard Shaw
-Oscar Wilde
Patrice was the man all young men should listen to. He has great advice to learn from.
No he doesn’t
@@mmoney9362you’re a beta
Patrice and Louie are light years ahead of everyone else
Those sign languages are hillarious! At 1 point she just points at him? Some are quite graphic!
Louis CK performing for the League of Hard of Hearing and subtly roasting his audience for not being into phone sex is SAVAGE.
I think people get married because they’re afraid to grow old alone
It's a good reason
Some do for sure.
@@Durka-Durkait's really not because chances are you're still going to grow old alone. Divorce death of your spouse many reasons you still end up alone after your 50 or 55.
@Otherrandomguy42 the alternative is you guaranteed spend all of it alone and just functionally live worse. We werent meant for that kind of life. People go mad concerning themselves only with solipsism. It is a boring way to live.
They get married because women eventually start using the fact you aren't married in arguments all the time 😂
If there was one comedian to bring back from the dead it would be patrice o'neal. dude had a lot more to say in life and free speech and comedy. He be the one that would fight back against censorship these days.
It'd be cruel... but I'd bring back Bill Hicks.
Bill Hicks disapproves of this comment
Robin Williams?
I am busting a gut right now watching the sign language gal on Louis CK's stage. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 She's great!
That whole set is great if you can find the entire thing. Louie messes with her a few times just so he can see what the signs are for the ridiculous shit he is saying.
“They’re all the same after the first nine” Raymond Chandler.
Oh dang.
Enjoyed the whole vid.
Seen 'em all before, but nice to have them mixed up like this.
Patrice floats on top, which is saying something in this mix.
Patrice went hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Wmen would absolutely risk everything to sleep with a celebrity. They admit to it on camera in street interviews.
I’m with ya… but it was more of him giving them a back-handed compliment.
He gives the ladies a supposed credit as if they’re loving and loyal… only to state the next minute that he’s not even going to lie to them…us guys don’t really give a $#!T about being loyal to you.
Think about it.
He even said they could “pass” a lie detector test…it doesn’t mean that they don’t actually lie about it.
He simply said us guys won’t even “pass” the test 😆
Just ask your GF that question. If she says "yes", dump her.
@@RTFLDGRif she says no, dump her too, coz she's a liar...
10:47 Greg Giraldo: “i got my tools in truck…”
funny as 💩
12:31 one of the funniest things in this video is the sign language lady signing to Louis CK 🤣 some her gestures look like she just invented them and the facial expressions to go along with the signing is awesome 👍🏻☺️
Patrice was such a savage
Adult prison for a fake rape accusation at the age of 16 will do that to a guy.
Oh my god, the woman signing 😂😂😂
For those out there, who haven't listened to the Black Phillip Show with Patrice O'Neal yet, you know what to do.
The interpreter LOL.
And ironically, Burr is now married. lol.
😂
Wasn't back then, nowadays he's (supposed she didn't divorce graped him yet)...
Happens to the best of us 😂
Theo was very funny
Milk & Eggs - classic !
That Lewis CK joke is on the young comedian special from 1995 where he appeared with Dave Chappelle and Anthony Clark . Loved that since I was a teenager 😂. Hilarious Set 😂
That Norm joke is one of my favorite. He pulled them in, lost them, and then dragged them back in kicking and screaming. Such a great progression.
R.I.P. Greg Girard. He was truly a great.
I didn't know he had died.
@0:36 why is she acting like it didn't happen?
Because all she hears is logic. And logic requires accountability!
Burr got married
Yep and to a horrible woman. He's a cuck now. He's all talk.
🤮
Yeah he went and turned himself into a GUMP and he did so willingly lol
Have you seen how big her mouth is?
Oh yeah
Louis CK is such a savage for telling a joke about phone sex to a room full of deaf people :-)
That peal of a woman's laugh when Patrice talks about cheating shows that the reaction and the reality are genuine.
6:40 and 15:38 Louis CK's interpreter for the hearing impaired, is pretty funny herself.
We need Patrice Oneil and Norm MacDonald 2024 jokes so bad
Patrice!
Young Theo was such a Savage.
Superb mix of clips. Thanks!
Having Kim as a symbol for women is crazy in the video post 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wild that the first 3 comedians aren't with us anymore , hard to believe
4:00 another parallel of Marriage and Skydiving, they both can affect the rest of your life, regardless of how long it is.
every 100 years we get one man like Patrice O'Neal
I wish I could like a video twice.
Patrice O'Neal, comedy legend.
I can't stop laughing at the fact that Louie was telling jokes about phone sex of all things, talking about the voice/timber of the person on the other line... and there was someone speaking sign language for the deaf, who can definitely know what he's talking about
Patrice did comedy for the deaf too and he was just messing with the interpreter the entire time, there's a clip on here you can find. It was funny af.
I miss Patrice
patrice and ralphie and robin, damnit. They would be eviscerating todays landscape
Rip brothers.
"See that woman passed out behind the dumpster?"
I really do not know when - or if - I ever laughed harder and longer.
"Until I got married I didn't know there was a wrong way to put ketchup on my fries"
- My dad-
Deer antlers 😂😂😂
Thanks for the laugh,I needed it. Wait ,hold on, I’m going to watch it again.
Patrice is LEGENDARY.
I went red pill on him and Tom Lykis.
Really got to give louis credit for waiting for the interpreter to catch up.
hunger clap is too fucking good theo
Man is miss Patrick O'Neal 😂
9:26 Bill was not lying they just show up soon as you got stuff😂 but Patrice is King of the Ring in the Comedy arena.
Not only does Patrice have the ability to paint a picture, but i love how he takes a flame to it and it slowly melt it away and chip at it to reveal the hard truth underneath.
That sign language chick 😂😂😂
Sign language lady for Louis C K is a real treasure tho 😂😂
Lol @ Luis CK doing a phone sex joke for a bunch of deaf people.
"I bet you wanna swim with the sea monster"
Just truth, no joke.
A proud member of the Cult of Black Phillip.
God I love Norm McDonald
Props to Louis CK for being able to do his set with Marcel Marceau over there moving around wildly. A true legend.
Patrice O’Neil the genius or wise man I haven’t the pleasure to know. Straight simple truth. Effing wow.
Bill Burr became the very thing he joked about
A phone sex joke. For a room full of deaf people 😂
Patrice was pure comedic genius💯 R I P
All these jokes are freaking great.
But watching the sign language lady really cracks me up.
Louis C.K with sign language is wild 😂😂😂
Louis CK really made a phone sex joke at a hard of hearing venue.
“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”- South Park
If you want to know how to make your man happy, just think about what makes you happy, and do exactly the opposite.
-- Patrice O'neal.
Omg this is so spot on.
Dear God- if we hand over Lily Singh, Chelsea Handler, Michelle Wolfe and Amy Schumer, can we please have Patrice O’Neal back? Even just for one day a week and you can have them permanently? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Sincerely, everyone
They are not enough
Patrice would have the worlds biggest podcast if he was around today. RIP Legend.
I miss you Patrice. 😂😂😂RIP
The translator Lol
"Its for you" love Patrice
Patrice O'Neal king of comedy
Video went out STRONG.
True legends never die.
Sad to know that the first three comedians have died….
REST IN PEACE PATRICE AND NORM!
Bill burr, now married and miserable and whipped and an apologist in his standup is the saddest transformation. At least norm and patrice died with their dignity intact