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  • @xander2698
    @xander2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3151

    *Picks up an old comic book from the basement of murderers*
    You've lost Karma

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      It's such a stupid system
      If any of the RPG cutbacks of FO4 have been positive it's that that system was scrapped

    • @JackOfen
      @JackOfen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@CErra310
      It was a lot better in Fallout 1 and 2.

    • @howaboutsomesoyfood
      @howaboutsomesoyfood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Glad they mostly scrapped it for new Vegas and completely got rid of it in 4. Karma system was basically what the devs thought was bad even though a lot of decisions in fallout are morally gray. Though 1 and 2 did it a lot better. Wouldn’t mind if it was implemented properly.

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Julio Cesar it was stupid, though. Kill bad people? A-ok. Steal from them? *You lost Karma*

  • @Rawkwilder
    @Rawkwilder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2709

    Oh I remember stumbling into this town thinking: "every one is so nice and well behaved... i don't trust this."

    • @iceasaurusrex7774
      @iceasaurusrex7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Rawkwilder Rule #5 of being in a wasteland: never trust anyone or any place that is too friendly

    • @nathankeys195
      @nathankeys195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Iceasaurus Rex covenant

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I got the same feeling when I got to that "oysis" in the clockwork city

    • @Rawkwilder
      @Rawkwilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nathankeys195 I didn't drink the lemonade.

    • @nathankeys195
      @nathankeys195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rawkwilder I don’t trust their lemonade

  • @bombthing
    @bombthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    The second the boy said something along the lines of, "dad normally takes care of newcomers," I was thinking, "this is some Texas chainsaw massacre type family isn't it?"

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was about to say this sounds like a bad Texas Chainsaw Massacre Rip-off.

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kids didn't know about the meat

    • @paradyne1T101
      @paradyne1T101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I keep thinking about the movie "Wrong Turn "

    • @kadinlong7333
      @kadinlong7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Saw is Life

  • @letha4423
    @letha4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    "One to the East"
    *Looks West*
    "And one to the West"
    *Looks East*

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @pig in a blanket are you having a east and west stroke or is it just a joke?

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raat It was the purdy wammen in the comment who dared to show her face to a seething ball of hatred like you, wasn't it? lol.

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Red Sterling Mc'Bae where did you get women from?

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 I was poking fun at the fact that... "some" subset of men are automatically and outright rude/nasty to anyone with an irl pic with a young lady in it for no reason...particularly if it's an attractive wamen. It's a thing, trust me. XD

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And one to the weast
      Edit: son of a b****** someone already did it

  • @AlphabetSoup3000
    @AlphabetSoup3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    The thing that fascinates me about this little culture is that once you marry someone you apparently abandon your former family. Maybe that's how they got around the squick of marrying their siblings? They somehow have it firmly in their heads that marrying someone establishes a new family that doesn't have any relation to their old family. That would explain why the siblings have different names, one family had to pick a new name to establish themselves as separate than the other one.
    That would explain why the boy said his uncle 'used to be' the brother to his father, and why that lady said the old man 'used to be' her father.

    • @emkato21
      @emkato21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Makes perfect sense . It's their way of making it less obvious they're inbred lol

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe their polygamist

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

  • @ameliawright6947
    @ameliawright6947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    7:17. Actually, Junior is supposed to look a little... Mishaped. Compared to others like Bumble, he'd supposed to look out of proportion. Of course that's due to the fact that he's the product of incest.

    • @enclave315
      @enclave315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I think he was implying that

    • @nocultist7050
      @nocultist7050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Its radiation caused mutations!" - Todd Howard

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just assumed cause a lot of the in game models look weird.

    • @zombielizard218
      @zombielizard218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Surrealist Gal Charles Hapsburg the . . . Somethingth of Spain had a chin that was like 3 inches longer than normal or something absurd like that from inbreeding.

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So then the guy and his wife are brother and sister?

  • @smufr9277
    @smufr9277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "we have to keep this video advertiser friendly"
    *TURNS ENTIRE FAMILY INTO PILES OF BLOOD AND ASH*

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well they are cannibals so

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Julio Cesar but their shed and basement are filled with corpses and body parts

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Julio Cesar what theft? stealing what from who??

    • @Brugar18
      @Brugar18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shows the video content portraying inbred cannibals

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “We’ve stumbled upon a town of inbred cannibals!”
    *Though there is a copy of Grognak The Barbarian by right next to the refrigerator...*

    • @somm150
      @somm150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what

    • @henrysrandomcontentx4002
      @henrysrandomcontentx4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait...

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I played twice once I became their friends then I blew them away and saved the kids maybe I'm unsure

    • @shadowninja1059
      @shadowninja1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fenris2 😂

  • @Messiah114
    @Messiah114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    *Get the ketchup linda*

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tobirama Senju LOL

    • @normalperson2637
      @normalperson2637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Linda:OK!
      Inside
      Linda:did he mean blood or tato juice?
      BANG
      LINA:SHIT FINE TATO

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Use barbeque sauce instead

    • @ItsEdboy
      @ItsEdboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Bawwbby

    • @liamharper9081
      @liamharper9081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn idk the 2nd hokage was like that

  • @theluftwaffle1
    @theluftwaffle1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    I think we're missing the point.. THEY HAVE KETCHUP??

    • @TheSciuzzo
      @TheSciuzzo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      NO KETCHUP! Just sauce

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      TheLuftwaffle 1942 but what if its tomato flavored blood!

    • @dragongreek9059
      @dragongreek9059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah How do they have ketchup after nuclear explosion

    • @cwirowaty
      @cwirowaty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @dragon greek You guy know ketchup is made from tomatos right? And there are tomatos in the wasteland.

    • @le-grey-far-away
      @le-grey-far-away 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Isn't ketchup just the Devil's lettuce?
      XD

  • @GoldenChildBH
    @GoldenChildBH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    LMAO “Get the ketchup, Linda!”

    • @maestromanifesto7697
      @maestromanifesto7697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      EAT MY SHORTS

    • @nocultist7050
      @nocultist7050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      "Ketchup" should be unique combat knife carried by Linda. XD

    • @ammccormick
      @ammccormick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahahaha. that's exactly what I thought.

    • @weed3728
      @weed3728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      NoCultist Studio if only Bethesda was more creative lmao

    • @yuriismywaifu203
      @yuriismywaifu203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ketchup: 20% better critical damage and turns enemies into a bloody mess resembling Ketchup.

  • @chy03001
    @chy03001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Iceland has an app that lets you know how distantly related you are to the person you met at the club. It's not a question of "if", but "how far removed" ;-)

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *cough* mitochondrial Eve *cough*

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats not true...
      Thats a myth

    • @yeetngreet148
      @yeetngreet148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Actually the reason for it is because a lot of them share surnames because they carry the tradition of passing the name of the mother or father to the son (like “John-Son or Mary-Daughter). Also because a lot of people have common, traditional Icelandic names, the surnames don’t vary much. So that app would be able to see that although you share a surname, you aren’t related, but you can also have different surnames and be related, that’s the issue.

    • @shuheihisagi6689
      @shuheihisagi6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yeetngreet148 You people need some immigration or something .

  • @EndsleyIV
    @EndsleyIV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I like how you are sneaking deliberately as quiet as possible in a stealth suit, meanwhile you have a dude clunking around in power armor behind you.

    • @a.t6066
      @a.t6066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's why you use stealth power armor

    • @shawnwolf5961
      @shawnwolf5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean hey, gotta have a meat shield.

    • @damiantorres3591
      @damiantorres3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Wolf Metal sheild you mean

  • @tikiman3741
    @tikiman3741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    WE'VE STUMBLED ACROSS A TOWN OF INBRED CANNIBALS.
    "But there is a copy of grognak the barbarian"

  • @servancastillo986
    @servancastillo986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Cannibals are always the,"a little too happy and friendly that it's almost uncomfortable"

    • @rixx0s
      @rixx0s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Can't have your future meal stress out. It's unhealthy both for the food and you.

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They probably want you to be off guard

    • @catbox7958
      @catbox7958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You don’t want to consume the stressful and paranoid emotions in their blood. But rather you want to eat the sweet happy delicate emotions.... then again.. how would I know so much about blood?.. hmmmmmmmm

    • @ax9696
      @ax9696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Obsidiron Pumicia Don’t people go crazy upon prolonged consumption of human meat? Lol

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Andre O In specific cases, yes. It's called wendigo psychosis, but that's only when there is literally _no_ other source of food available. Those knuckleheads coulda just eaten tatos, or mutfruit, hell, fire gecko meat or deathclaw, God forbid! But nope, people. Just people. With ketchup, preferably.

  • @TeamDiamondShaft
    @TeamDiamondShaft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    I live in the real version of this city, Annandale, so it's always pretty spooking exploring these locations and hearing references to locations

    • @tolsmith2344
      @tolsmith2344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Don't trust the Smith's or Wilson's. it could save your life

    • @dowom1452
      @dowom1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Eat them before they eat you....

    • @nuclear1617
      @nuclear1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice

    • @LeeHarveyOswald1000
      @LeeHarveyOswald1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I live in Burke, like 10 minutes from Annandale

    • @rebster6716
      @rebster6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I used to live in Annandale... when I found this town in Fallout 3 the first time I freaked out

  • @arachnidsLor
    @arachnidsLor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    oxhorn: the only fallout channel that educates me about the chemical make up of old people smell.

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mars A.K.A the best type of youtuber

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THEORIES, they were, just theories - signed, an old person.

    • @darthvengeance6427
      @darthvengeance6427 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HK-47

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love it when people say "It's just a THEORY".
      It'd be different if you said "It's just a HYPOTHESIS". There is a difference between theories and hypotheses.
      Anyway, I'm not sure which of those this idea is, I would need more information, but there appears to be some evidence that backs up the claim, based on what he said in the video.

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All glory to the hypnotoad.

  • @medli7725
    @medli7725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Oxhorn wants to be advertiser friendly so he doesn't swear in videos he makes about incestuous cannibals.

    • @Doombringer_r
      @Doombringer_r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Meanwhile at TH-cam: Hmm...Incestuous cannibals..But he doesn’t swear so let’s give him ads.

    • @Pokemaster-rm7vk
      @Pokemaster-rm7vk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He says certain swears sometimes

    • @mrburrito7772
      @mrburrito7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CelticTheKnight 👌👌

    • @rylog8
      @rylog8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also TH-cam: a news report, okay, ABOUT NAZIS??? DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

    • @adamrobertorr9019
      @adamrobertorr9019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AND THAT'S THE IRONY OF TH-cam ADVERTISING/MONETIZING RULES

  • @nousername2942
    @nousername2942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    That whole thing about "old people smell" was actually extremely informative, thanks

    • @fredrickbanks1966
      @fredrickbanks1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no username your comment mixed with your pfp was less expected then the old people smell tangent

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    A cheery couple in a dystopian future, literally called the wasteland, is a red flag any day

  • @theblandcharlie822
    @theblandcharlie822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "We look forward to *having you!"*
    Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They drop little hints throughout their conversations with the lone wanderer. I rewatched the whole video and once you know, they drop hints all over the place.

    • @JadeLockpicker
      @JadeLockpicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Maybe you can stay for dinner." but never says what's for dinner. Maybe your better off not knowing

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “Hey kids! Looks like we’re having a friend for dinner!” 😅

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    When people act too friendly in fallout then be ready to pull your gun at any moment

    • @Doombringer_r
      @Doombringer_r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Should be Fallout’s motto

    • @LaBerengenaAtomica
      @LaBerengenaAtomica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's like good ol' No-bark Noonan said: ''I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you.''

    • @T800_Terminator
      @T800_Terminator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darth Noòx
      M.

    • @bootybangjr
      @bootybangjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not how it works. You pull out your gun as soon as you see a human nearby.

    • @SkorMedia
      @SkorMedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LaBerengenaAtomica - No-Bark is our Confucius

  • @MrLazland
    @MrLazland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I came for a video on fallout.
    I left being an expert on old people smell.

    • @awesomea992
      @awesomea992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why do you have so many likes

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Awesome A because yes

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to forget the mathematics on inbreed... So much new information...

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Robert Nett I learned that from researching space colonization.

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    "And theyre listening to enclave radio."
    Well thats your first sign something is wrong

    • @cplpetergriffin1583
      @cplpetergriffin1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      right because being patriotic is bad....typical

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Well, Enclave does reek of conservative/republican/right wing/ staunch traditionalist authoritarian, just like the family. It actually adds up, if you pay attention to some of the stuff the family says. I'd be shocked if they weren't listening to it. XD

    • @cplpetergriffin1583
      @cplpetergriffin1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ARedMagicMarker Well i think thats just a ploy though. This whole town is just trying to be as friendly and open as possible to attract visitors

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@cplpetergriffin1583 Uuhhhh, yeah. To EAT them. Did you not SEE the basement? Everyone knows to stay away from the town... even the residents know why people avoid them, and they prevent others from leaving so they can get more food and so they can't warn anyone who already doesn't know to stay away.

    • @cplpetergriffin1583
      @cplpetergriffin1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Red Sterling Mc'Bae Yeah that’s what I meant. They start out warm and wholesome to attract visitors and put them at ease until they bring out the forks and knives and have a traveler buffet

  • @xTbonexable
    @xTbonexable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "But when their shelters ran out of food, they need to eat something."
    *steak ad plays*

    • @troutkingmike754
      @troutkingmike754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ODST Jester I got a McDonald’s ad.

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ODST Jester I got a dog food advertisement.

    • @wyattalford9064
      @wyattalford9064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want some Schezwan sauce for that steak

    • @andyphu5038
      @andyphu5038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tide Ad

    • @paranoidowl8360
      @paranoidowl8360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "COME ON DOWN TO STEAK HOUSE!"

  • @pilgrim6685
    @pilgrim6685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "Please not me I have a kid in rivet city" could that person be the father of the kid who runs off and steals ammo for you

  • @CounterClaws
    @CounterClaws 7 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I like how old man Harris is voiced by the same guy that voiced the valt tec rep in Fallout 4.

    • @marcelcummings7418
      @marcelcummings7418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my God!

    • @OhhLocky
      @OhhLocky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thinking about it I can kinda hear the similarities old man Harris like the pre war vault tec guy that has been kicked in the throat

    • @codyquinton9187
      @codyquinton9187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      its the same voice used by almost all old people in the capital wasteland

    • @tobythedog7478
      @tobythedog7478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah he play alot of characters, he also voices Abraham Washington

    • @AdmiralKarelia
      @AdmiralKarelia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For those who've played Starcraft, he's also the voice of Judicator Aldaris.

  • @kryswilkins8615
    @kryswilkins8615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    God, every character model in Fallout 3 is straight in the middle of the Uncanny Valley.
    Edit: Old Man Harris looks like Stan Lee.

    • @B1ueJ
      @B1ueJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Old Man Harris sounds like the Vaut-Tec Rep.

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RIP Stan lee

    • @toriax2321
      @toriax2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR I SAID THAT TO MYSELF YESTERDAY I WAS LIKE “yo he looks like that marvel guy”

  • @MelleniumEarl
    @MelleniumEarl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    So I guess I'm the only one that caught this so ima highlight this here 21:13 he says that one of their past victims said and I Quote "Oh Please, not me, I have a kid at Rivet city" and whos the only kid to have a missing parent at rivet city? That little brat with an alcoholic mother (can't remember their names for the life of me) So the father's brat died to these cannibals, Just thought id point that out.

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Milenium Earl Damn. Just blew my mind.

    • @alveloss7880
      @alveloss7880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Goddamn. Just realized that.

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *cocks revolver* Oh right, I already shot these bastards.

    • @andreaelizeth
      @andreaelizeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also if my memory doesn't fail me the mother of that kid also tells you that the father of the kid got killed

    • @skybloomchannel
      @skybloomchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Milenium Earl, I had the same idea and wrote it I can’t find it to delete it but you were first!

  • @aaronmorton9308
    @aaronmorton9308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I've got a theory that the residents of Andale killed Tammy Hargrave's husband and James' father. At one point, while confronting the Lone Wanderer and mocking past victims, one of the lines mentioned is "I have a kid in Rivet City" and if we know the Hargrave's story, the husband/father disappeared into the wastes. Neither Tammy or James know what happened, and considering Andale is close to Rivet City, it's possible he was scavenging or hunting when he stumbled into the town and was killed for food.

    • @derivedfever807
      @derivedfever807 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Morton your smart aren’t you (I killed Tammy )

  • @thecpmr6276
    @thecpmr6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    *"Cousin. That'd be your cousin, son."*
    I love oxhorn XD

  • @GoblinTinkerer
    @GoblinTinkerer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    You can always spot the cannibals in Fallout games instantly. It's never subtle.

    • @gagahusband
      @gagahusband 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean they can’t scare away dinner 😂😂😂

    • @deadlan2424
      @deadlan2424 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except the hunters in fo3

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    If they'd grow longer beards this would just be the hillbillies from The Hills Have Eyes.

    • @korimartin6931
      @korimartin6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the smiths have a philco predicta 2:55

    • @braydenbartley365
      @braydenbartley365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or wrong turn their inbreed but hills cannibals are mutated from radiation not inbreeding

    • @jayhollows5729
      @jayhollows5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HEY hillbillies in red states are going to be triggered lol

    • @billsager5634
      @billsager5634 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's the issue - The inbred hillbillies of Point Lookout demonstrate all the signs of inbreeding (low intelligence, deformities, etc.), whereas the inbreds of Andale seem normal (except for being overly polite). Why don't the resident of Andale suffer the same inbred effects as do the residents of Pont Lookout?

  • @Xoniksken
    @Xoniksken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "Get the ketchup Linda"

    • @jackryan8474
      @jackryan8474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why don't these fucker just eat 200 year old canned meat like everyone else

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not fresh.

  • @Ketteren
    @Ketteren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Linda Smith says: ,,Can't wait to have you for dinner'' in my playthroughs. Always sends a chill through my spine.

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "Hey, have you seen that girl and her companion, wearing power armour, and armed with powerful high-tech weapons?...."
    *LET'S THREATEN THEM WITH OLD, RUSTY WEAPONS, AND EAT THEM AFTERWARDS, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.*

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "armour"
      I spot a _bri'ish_

    • @braydenbartley365
      @braydenbartley365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah we might not get our guns shuved up our asses sideways

    • @hosybosy1119
      @hosybosy1119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rexjolles armour, harbour, colour

  • @BloodyBulletRevenger
    @BloodyBulletRevenger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I guess we know what happened to Tammy's Husband/James's Father in Rivet City now. Didn't know that until I watched this video so thanks for that tidbit!!

  • @entirelystressed
    @entirelystressed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "DID YOU JUST CRAWL OUT OF A VAULT OR SOMETHING?"
    Ohh mannnnn, how I wish there was an option to say you could.

  • @D3THL0CKE
    @D3THL0CKE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I find it hilarious how the only suspicion you get is from how friendly everyone is. Then you talk to Junior, and he immediately gives it away that something is very wrong. "Dad always takes care of the new people" XD

  • @coolgoyim1133
    @coolgoyim1133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how “I have a kid in rivet city” is probably about the drunkard mom and kid in rivet city

  • @biostemm
    @biostemm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I think it's worse than you suggested, Oxhorn - I think the implication about "there were only 4 families when our supplies ran out" is supposed to suggest that 2 of the families ate the other 2...

  • @luid2683
    @luid2683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2:51 I love the way Charon just looks at you and gives you the thumbs up

    • @mindyauron
      @mindyauron 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rebly able “strange family. Nothing else. You’re good skin sack.”

  • @kiramiller4982
    @kiramiller4982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Nothing more American than good old-fashioned family cannibalism (insert cheesy 1950s Commercial voice)

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *sits on floor, legs crossed and digs into Sugar Bombs* :D

    • @AnEverydayGamer
      @AnEverydayGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kira Miller hi, this is bob, bob and his family eats people.What do you do if you encounter him?

    • @sharongoodyer1160
      @sharongoodyer1160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Exotic Butthurt join them

    • @mindyauron
      @mindyauron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought you were gonna say “good old fashioned incest!” XD

    • @Sensiav703
      @Sensiav703 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mindy Auron Well, that one goes without saying. =P

  • @legoboy3606
    @legoboy3606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Oxhorn: I need to be advertiser friendly for TH-cam by not saying that last part
    Also Oxhorn: *spray kills the parents with his laser weapon*

  • @seanbrown2294
    @seanbrown2294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Oh sure, just walk right on in. No problem at all. We're just eating dinner here, not expecting guest armed with a laser weapon to just barge right on in. Totally understandable that you are more of a walk in kind of fella. Welcome to our fine establishment. What's that? You want to look around the house because you've never seen the inside of it before? Go right on ahead! Our most valuable items are on the second floor. Happy trails!!!

    • @normalperson2637
      @normalperson2637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Let's you In homes and wander around
      HEY WANT TO SEE US SLEEP
      takes a key
      BiTCH YOU CAME TO THE WRONG TOWN FOO

    • @mistermack4987
      @mistermack4987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It would be funnier if you hadn't described like, every RPG ever

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also, we will eat you. Proof is in the basement! Have a nice day.

    • @markelkhatib2524
      @markelkhatib2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mistermack4987 um thats why its funny

    • @mauktheogre4477
      @mauktheogre4477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *butchers family of wastelanders* gosh, people are so rude nowadays!

  • @ninthshade7375
    @ninthshade7375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Uh, cousin. Yeah, that would make her your cousin, son. They're gonna make you marry your cousin?" The way Junior stands there and his eyes kind of blankly shift while Ox is saying that is so disturbing, haha.

  • @Dom-sl5pd
    @Dom-sl5pd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    >talks about a cannibalistic inbred town
    >doesn’t want to swear because he doesn’t want to be demonetized

    • @shawnwolf5961
      @shawnwolf5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dw Mi That's the TH-cam system.

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shawn Wolf
      Shh, don’t give TH-cam any ideas.

    • @fetuscassidy5479
      @fetuscassidy5479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meanwhile, he gets paid 3000 dollars a month through Patreon to essentially read dialogue from a computer screen.

    • @Tundra-27
      @Tundra-27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fetuscassidy5479 why are you here

    • @fetuscassidy5479
      @fetuscassidy5479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet your mother asks you the same thing when she thinks about how much better her life would have been had she gotten that abortion.

  • @themilkyboi5608
    @themilkyboi5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Oxhorn: they married there full blooded sisters and brothers!
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @xsaxia2008
      @xsaxia2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      COUUUUNTRY ROOAAAAAADS

    • @themilkyboi5608
      @themilkyboi5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      x Saxia TTTTAAAAKKEEEE MEEEE HOOMMEEE

    • @nuclear1617
      @nuclear1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kill people Birmingham style

    • @PoorEdward
      @PoorEdward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The milky Boi yikes someone’s 5

    • @larrydaboi1841
      @larrydaboi1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT'S COUNTRY TIME!

  • @salex354
    @salex354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I half expected to hear him say “andalé”

    • @wesleyh.2397
      @wesleyh.2397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Andalé! Andalé! Ariba! Ariba!

    • @dragon___
      @dragon___ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @SupremeMatty
      @SupremeMatty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wesleyh.2397 no immigrants allowed

  • @speedymemes8127
    @speedymemes8127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    That's not Old Man Harris, That's STAN LEE!

  • @jayemover_16
    @jayemover_16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Marrying far-removed cousins is not unheard of in many places, but Junior's dialogue is the first glaring indicator that there is EVERYTHING wrong with Andale.

  • @spiffygonzales5899
    @spiffygonzales5899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Not even gonna lie. I liked this town so much I adopted the cannibal perk and occasionally xome around and get some food from them.
    Andale is definitely the best town in the USA

    • @conniemarie8702
      @conniemarie8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      .... Okay raider

    • @blankfall
      @blankfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julio Cesar whats the convo?

    • @TheMoose126
      @TheMoose126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol Dark..

    • @toriax2321
      @toriax2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ive never had the cannibal perk in any if my fallout games but this town is convincing me to get it lol

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean what are the options? We bombed ourselves to kingdom come, everything worth eating is seeping with radiation or mutated and wants to eat you, or most of the time both, and the environment isn’t the most welcoming to agriculture on a bigger scale, at this point who wouldn’t turn to cannibalism
      In fallout, not in real life since a football team got arrested even though they had to in order to survive

  • @rosesubliminals7812
    @rosesubliminals7812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The only person you can trust to be nice in fallout is Moira

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Exactly, with enough chems you can turn up for days, turn turn up for days.(insert streets of rage soundtrack)

    • @anothersettlementneedsyour9628
      @anothersettlementneedsyour9628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You’ve got a settlement. You’ve got a settlement. EVERYBODY gets a settlement. Settlement.

    • @eevee2962
      @eevee2962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anothersettlementneedsyour9628 SHUT UP

    • @JVLeroy223
      @JVLeroy223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But I wonder where she got the props for the raider theme. Seems a bit suspicious, doesn't it?

    • @Neko-kun-dp1hq
      @Neko-kun-dp1hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nuke her and you get Animefied Moira.

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Here’s a lesson kiddos... trust crazy old men and distrust nice people.

    • @djpizza2934
      @djpizza2934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @maosama3695
      @maosama3695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i killed them all , even harris.

    • @ytn675
      @ytn675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derp Chaos ok

    • @northernwolf9196
      @northernwolf9196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, the nicer they are, the lesser I trust them

    • @libertsiagian7685
      @libertsiagian7685 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Derp Chaos
      well in real life nah, but in a nuclear wastland, definetly

  • @ER-mw3lu
    @ER-mw3lu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Old man harris looks like stan lee

    • @ER-mw3lu
      @ER-mw3lu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZOD1ACV omg we have have figured it out

    • @werewolfgod6469
      @werewolfgod6469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing! EXCELSIOR!

    • @eustache_dauger
      @eustache_dauger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's gonna eat the kids

    • @Sam_Guevenne
      @Sam_Guevenne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      does he have to have a cameo in everything

    • @compedycakemine6960
      @compedycakemine6960 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marvel and Fallout take place in the same universe confirmed

  • @jesusvalenzuela933
    @jesusvalenzuela933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "please not me i have a kid in river city" I tink they kill james dad.

  • @gravedigger4450
    @gravedigger4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So...yay Canada?

    • @juangaming-xw3zl
      @juangaming-xw3zl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmmmmm blood

    • @cevanthegamer9601
      @cevanthegamer9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *canada noises come from out side* OHHHHHHHH CANADA!!

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I DON’T KNOW ANY WORDS AFTER
      “OoOoHHH CANADA”

    • @cevanthegamer9601
      @cevanthegamer9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZZekedia 222 ARE HOME AND NATIVE LANDDDDDDD

  • @spaceiguana5066
    @spaceiguana5066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    I'd be more alarmed, but like 90% of my characters in any fallout game have cannibalism if the option is there...

    • @dbridge416
      @dbridge416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      big hacker speak for yourself

    • @Fish4Man61
      @Fish4Man61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I find it interesting the question was asked in the video 'if food is scarce and you are here in the post apocalypse, is it wrong' sort of thing... Yeah, it makes it especially wrong actually. There isn't much humans left, and every means possible to save what is left, and build other food options - is actually better for everyone to survive easier, your children and your children's children. Killing off others for food... Yeah, it even defeats your practicality arguments long-term. As a habitual practice? Of course these are psychos, and obv not doing 'what must be done', but 'doing what makes it worse for themselves, AND their personal families'. Of all time periods, despite death being frequent - that is the WRONG time to ever treat death as callous, because they would be worth just that much more.

    • @AMpr0d
      @AMpr0d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remind me in an apocalypse that I don't come hang out with you XD

    • @Se7enRemain
      @Se7enRemain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I intentionally made a couple of sicko characters, but for the most part, I make the damaged, humble, vigilante/veteren.

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dr.controverse , I usually make morally neutral characters who are smart , lucky , and usually like to do good things but will from time to time screw everyone over for his own benefit (or just for fun) , and then I name them : Mr Lemon , Lord tomato , Sgt Carpet or Lt Pumpkin (it's weird I know).

  • @TheUnknown-bq3eb
    @TheUnknown-bq3eb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    What was creepy about this town when I first saw it was that I met old man Harris first

  • @aaronbarkley539
    @aaronbarkley539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This quest scared the hell out of me when i first played this. It’s crazy how fallout can make moments scary and then other moments hilarious like the little lamplight quest with “super dupe dave”

  • @aromaz6401
    @aromaz6401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Raider: help my friend is hurt he needs help in this back alley over here!
    You in a full suit of X-01 power armor: you want me an absolute war machine to help you and your friends that are only wearing shoulder pads and knee pads
    Raider: yea

    • @communistpotato1413
      @communistpotato1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      X01 Power Armour isn't the Enclave power armor. The X02 Hellfire Power Armour is the official Power Armour made for the troops.

    • @clayyoung6369
      @clayyoung6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CommunistPotato hellfire power armor is X-03

    • @PoorEdward
      @PoorEdward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CommunistPotato Jesus Christ that wasn’t the joke you fucking nerd

    • @unclefreddiebob131
      @unclefreddiebob131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn’t that from fallout parody

    • @aromaz6401
      @aromaz6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uncle Freddie Bob kinda

  • @custodeon
    @custodeon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Hey, I didn't know Stan Lee was in this game!

    • @ChocolatecatGP
      @ChocolatecatGP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obelisk Ha Classic

    • @game_generation
      @game_generation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, the Lone Wanderer's dad is Liam Neeson, so...

    • @ChocolatecatGP
      @ChocolatecatGP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HA CLASSIC x2

    • @jakeandstuff3150
      @jakeandstuff3150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      catnugget haha

    • @dustin628
      @dustin628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the same thing!

  • @katesnow1727
    @katesnow1727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    canibal perk gives you a dialog option

  • @CrysisFear
    @CrysisFear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Get the ketchup, Linda!" That moment when you are scared and you still laugh.

  • @scottbaird8461
    @scottbaird8461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “GET THE KETCHUP LINDA”

  • @tomedwards8966
    @tomedwards8966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Video about cannibalism = advertiser friendly.
    Dropping an F bomb in a video about cannibalism = not advertiser friendly.
    TH-cam logic.

    • @OliveDiamonds
      @OliveDiamonds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      get the ketchup, I know what we're having for dinner tonight

    • @GamePlayShare
      @GamePlayShare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing wrong with cannibalism. Everything is eatable, especially when your life depends on it.

    • @arian512
      @arian512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So and F bomb is more disruptive for mind than cannibalism? and btw do u even know what cannibalism mean? it is when sth eats his/her own species, but who am i to say when i max out cannibalism in every fallout game

    • @bargainbin6162
      @bargainbin6162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      arian Very uncanny.

    • @ishaboy5090
      @ishaboy5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense though, talking about cannibalism can be informative, but dropping F bombs has no value and just makes it unsuitable for some viewers

  • @Aiijuin
    @Aiijuin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Hilariously placed advertisement for TGI Friday’s right in the middle of the Jack Smith confrontation about his “Strange Meat” source.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's cute how you aren't aware of AdBlock. Not cute enough for a +1, sadly.

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gastonbell108 "It's cute how you aren't aware of AdBlock"
      It's cute how you missed the entire point of the comment, not cute enough for a +1 sadly. :V

    • @Kyle-xk5nc
      @Kyle-xk5nc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@higueraft571 oof

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@higueraft571 You gotta do the little black lady "snap snap" motion in the air. I simply can't take trash seriously otherwise.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johan Faul um, phones?

  • @thegreatkate3336
    @thegreatkate3336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    So uh I guess they didn’t read the part in the Bible that says “Thou shalt not kill” huh? Or the part about no longer marrying people your blood related to?

    • @dylanrambow6808
      @dylanrambow6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They only read Revelation 21:6

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's somewhat broader than that

  • @sage552
    @sage552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "We've stumbled on a town of inbred cannibals!"
    Only in fallout...

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You need to visit a certain area in the US then. *SWEET Home Alabama!*

    • @Leon14000
      @Leon14000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't Hills Have Eyes do that back in the 70s?

    • @George-Hawthorne
      @George-Hawthorne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sawney Bean Anybody

    • @vroiderantas
      @vroiderantas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The telltale walking dead games also had a family of cannibals

    • @sabrinarosario6499
      @sabrinarosario6499 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Outer Worlds has a cannibal family as well. It's not an incestuous one... yet.

  • @jeffjeronimo94
    @jeffjeronimo94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    14:29
    "How many time should we teach you this listen oldman" lol

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spongebob reference

  • @KMoonshield
    @KMoonshield 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:50
    Ox: "Do you like living in Andale?"
    Martha: *Busts Hand Through Table* "Are you Joking?!"

  • @SuperBossGiovanni
    @SuperBossGiovanni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "I want to remain advertiser friendly" he says while talking about incest and cannibalism

  • @Tall_Order
    @Tall_Order 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Some players may dismiss the boy's disproportionate head as a game glitch, but knowing the place has a lot of inbreeding, I think that best explains it. Also it's weird you can't kill kids in any Bethesda game, yet with the cannibalism perk you can eat a baby in this game.

  • @conduit_edm
    @conduit_edm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That mini rant about old people smell 😂😂😂

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You know what's funny about this. I skipped the basement and went to old man harris after talking to his daughter. He reveals the whole story you get out the end, about how he used to be like them, but not anymore. I then went back after finding out they were cannibals and basically killed them all and then after that I went into the basement and shed and saw the bodies. Funny thing is after all that the two kids saw everything and ran off into the wasteland.. They never went to Mr. Harris' place. That was the first time I played this game, second time around I did it the right way. Only I didn't wait till midnight, I just snuck in when no one was looking.

  • @admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347
    @admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I actually met Junior playing outside by the road outside Andale. It was a really cool and immersive experience, he really felt like an actual child.

  • @jordanr.4856
    @jordanr.4856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    “There are many cultures where first cousin marriages are normal”
    ...
    WEST VIRGINIAAAA

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *Sweet Home Alabama!*

    • @chandler1312
      @chandler1312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In West Virginia it’s only legal to marry your second cousins like in every other state. But in some states it’s legal to marry your first cousin, Virginia is one. Where I live in WV, it’s only 20 minutes from VA, so all the gypsies in my area go to Virginia to get married.

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Faints sounds- country roads...

    • @thefudger1945
      @thefudger1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Kodaiva take me hoooooooome

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Fudger *to the place...*

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    > "I'll omit the last line, in order to stay TH-cam-Friendly."
    > Proceeds to melt the faces off a couple of inbred cannibal murderers and their wives.
    So this is the world we live in now?

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Always cannibal in the Elder Scrolls and Fallout universe's
    Fallout 3: Andale Residents
    Fallout New Vegas: White Glove Society
    Fallout 4: Far Harbor Trappers
    Skyrim: The people from the "Taste of Death" quest
    Also all the player characters can become cannibals in all the games I mention.

    • @winterfire567
      @winterfire567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The cult from that quest in skyrim are followers of the Daedric Prince Namira. Just a fun fact. :)

    • @DarkLordFluffee
      @DarkLordFluffee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Todd Howard....do...do you have something you'd like to tell us???

    • @CrankyBonesGaming
      @CrankyBonesGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fallout 1 Bobs inguana bits. The meat is from a doctor in junktown thay kills and slaughter people

    • @gestalt147
      @gestalt147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IGUANA BITES ARE PEOPLE
      -soilen green-

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FeFe Kaller , *SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!*

  • @homoxid3406
    @homoxid3406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So you’re telling me they have a lot of Daddy-Daughter dances in Andale?

  • @2010vintagesandwichenjoyer
    @2010vintagesandwichenjoyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Andale: is a best place to rest and eat some delicious and well cooked meat.
    Shame that everyone leave this place in such a hurry

    • @aldaoroman
      @aldaoroman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simon Zane They went straight to the kitchen B-[

    • @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883
      @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should hit those people, with a stick.

  • @entire05
    @entire05 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "You should hit that man with a STICK!" -Willy Wonka

  • @traviswreynolds
    @traviswreynolds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The gene pool was stagnant and I was the chlorine

  • @F8lArrow
    @F8lArrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Mans really said “GeT tHe KeTcHuP lInDa!”

  • @Coniff
    @Coniff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    For some reason I thought I already watched a video you did on this. Nevermind.
    This reminds me of the scene in Book of Eli when Eli and Solara visit that old couples house and realize they are cannibals. Actually, Book of Eli really does have a good fallout type vibe.
    Also, when I first discovered this town I just talked with the folks and went on by as I was on my way to a different quest. Didn't realize these people were savages lol.

    • @Coniff
      @Coniff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I must admit that I've never seen that movie or read the novel! Upon looking it up on wikipedia I definitely get that vibe now!
      I went back to Andale after reading a non spoiler article about the top 5 creepiest places in Fallout 3. I think I went to the shed first and when they all came out it ended in blood shed. In this particular play through of Fallout 3 my character is 100% against Slavers psychopaths lol.

    • @buckshotchief589
      @buckshotchief589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WisdomForWizards best movie ever. The soundtrack was just as good as the movie 😎 it did remind me & my brother of fallout. Precisely.

  • @debbiehardin3680
    @debbiehardin3680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I like the part where the guy says "you should hit that man... With a stick."

  • @StripedLlama
    @StripedLlama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Oh god all these bodies! Oh! There a Grognak on the floor!
    I did not expect the likes, thanks to all of you omg

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ^ videogame logic in a nutshell.

    • @shrooman768
      @shrooman768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      334 likes isn't EVEN that fucking much, poor kiddo.

    • @aj200415
      @aj200415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patryk Janowski I think he was just surprised that so many people liked his comment when he was not expecting the likes, not that he thinks it's a lot of likes.

    • @StripedLlama
      @StripedLlama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aj200415 thank you I didn’t wanna say anything but yea I never expect anyone to see my comment on a video 😂 but I guess I’m relatable 🤷‍♀️

    • @shrooman768
      @shrooman768 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      aj200415 Oh well.. "omg".

  • @MsDoIIy
    @MsDoIIy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was watching this with my mom and she brought up a good point as to why Grandpa might have changed his look on the cannibalism, when his wife died, the rest of the family probably ate her. I was like, oh that makes a lot of sense. 😮

  • @moodoomusic
    @moodoomusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That grandpa sounds like the vault tec guy in fallout 4 the one who signed you up 9:49

    • @dracosummoner
      @dracosummoner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same voice actor according to IMDB, I believe. Paul Eiding.

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallout 3 and New Vegas had multiple roles for each voice actor (except primary characters), they all did an amazing job in both games.

    • @taffetamocha4130
      @taffetamocha4130 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That man buys meth from me

    • @UrielSeptim456
      @UrielSeptim456 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't know he sounds Like Septimus from Skyrim

  • @samuraipanda85
    @samuraipanda85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember stumbling across this spot after I was fully leveled up and in tune with the world. I stepped into Andale, met the family that was well groomed and talking like it was 1950s America and I thought, "So what is your gimmick? How have you remained so happy go lucky in the middle of the wasteland? You a murderer?"

  • @Chronicler177
    @Chronicler177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My thoughts on your ending and “thinking about the bigger picture” can be summed up in one quote from Mordin Solus:
    “Big picture made of little pictures.”
    Great vid as always!

  • @murielcunningham8703
    @murielcunningham8703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "We look forward to having you." Jesus that double meaning.

  • @schrodingersbisbork9076
    @schrodingersbisbork9076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I see Oxhorn I put on my headphones and move to the back of tell classroom

    • @areguycole7336
      @areguycole7336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm watching this in study hall right now lol

    • @dragongreek9059
      @dragongreek9059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @Ripper455
      @Ripper455 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only it were that easy for me, at least.

  • @antonn.mp4
    @antonn.mp4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ok old man Harris JUST KEEP YELLING TO KEEP YOUR SECRET

  • @melonguy9277
    @melonguy9277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *OOOOOH SMELL THAT AIR, CANT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?*

    • @kean3258
      @kean3258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooga Booga your profile pic matches the comment.

    • @stephaniedeborbon5912
      @stephaniedeborbon5912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always kill that guy

    • @stephaniedeborbon5912
      @stephaniedeborbon5912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooga Booga and it's
      Couldn't not can't

    • @norwaee
      @norwaee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah, you feeling okay?

  • @meiyagii
    @meiyagii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "It's every American's civic duty to cast his vote for his favorite Republican candidate."
    my sides

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol, eeeeeeewwwwwwww

    • @Shyvorix
      @Shyvorix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This'd been somewhat more meh than "Oh dear lord" if this was the 1900s lol.

    • @user-zu9yp4xx8g
      @user-zu9yp4xx8g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well it's true

    • @caligulasaquarium7637
      @caligulasaquarium7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      nothing wrong with republicans lol.

    • @MiguelRamirez-mp2st
      @MiguelRamirez-mp2st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caligulasaquarium7637 I beg to differ lol

  • @MetuendusDominus
    @MetuendusDominus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Does anyone else think that Tammy Hargrave’s husband was killed here you know with the whole “ I have a kid in Rivet city” but I haven’t been every where in Fallout 3 or read the strategy guide

    • @KennMila
      @KennMila 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fearsome Lord that's what I was thinking :^V

  • @arcadiandynasty8830
    @arcadiandynasty8830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Charon in power armor scares the shit out of me

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wastelandhero ikr

    • @christopherlouis2037
      @christopherlouis2037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is one tall meansonuvabitch.

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have the kid from Lamplight in power armor, I'm gonna get Charon to put him in power armor and see the contrast XD

    • @temporaryhalfdecentname8452
      @temporaryhalfdecentname8452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spectre Walkthroughs get on the bed smooth skin

    • @mindyauron
      @mindyauron 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lance Uppercut oh my god PLEASE show us somehow!!! XD

  • @z3r0_35
    @z3r0_35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The way I see it, if the Lone Wanderer didn’t put the adults of Andale down, generations of inbreeding would’ve done them in anyway eventually, AND more people would’ve been murdered to feed them.

  • @ALEGRETTItheGREAT
    @ALEGRETTItheGREAT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    After you discovered his secret:
    "Bill! Bill Wilson! I've come for ya!"

    • @allas9461
      @allas9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I implore u

    • @j.m.marshall669
      @j.m.marshall669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment needs more recognition, I too thought of Bill Williamson, however I trust him a heck of a lot more than these Andale folks

    • @allas9461
      @allas9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J.M. Marshall i implore u