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  • @Flaming_Pulsar
    @Flaming_Pulsar 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +139

    Ok so being forced to teach the Bible, there's an easy loophole there: teach the religious text of every religion. They didn't specify which Bible and teaching about numerous religions is a great way to explore different cultures and histories

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      You can try, they'll figure out some way to make it specific to the christian new testament once you do

    • @RookMeAmadeus
      @RookMeAmadeus ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      They've tried the inverse of this in a few states. Texas is the most recent one where someone pulled a legal loophole to get the Bible banned from schools for its contents. Sadly, it usually doesn't last long.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      they were forced to teach fake science, why not directly choose the bible? What are you going to do about it?
      You wouldn't tell someone wielding a machete to not preach the koran.... maybe consider the fact you just don't have anything left since Trump took your sanity.... You perform for faceless nameless people online just to avoid the truth that you don't really stand for anything when it comes down to it.

    • @nerdypenguin9164
      @nerdypenguin9164 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I actually took a bible as lit class for my final year of hs english and it was basically this. It was one of my favorite english classes ever cause it was so interesting

    • @WhirlyBeepBoops
      @WhirlyBeepBoops 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +3

      As a Christian, I endorse people learning about all the religions to see which best fits them or just to see how interesting the stories can be. For me personally, understanding can help us best show love the way I believe Jesus wants me to.

  • @Rioting-parrot
    @Rioting-parrot 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +106

    7:57 I really appreciate Damien’s statements here. While I can appreciate some political stuff but some subreddits like this one have been entirely poisoned by politics and become echo chambers of doom and negativity. I already have enough issues handling politics, It gets exponentially worse when it starts affecting the things I use to get away from it all.

    • @legoben98productions
      @legoben98productions 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      The problem is how politics is so important and personal that when people want to ignore it, it bites everyone both in the short and long terms. Especially when it’s a person who makes facepalm statements and make themselves look foolish
      I get where Damian is coming from but it’s important to realize it’s impossible to ignore it due to the fact that it affects everyone.

    • @dustlosty
      @dustlosty 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      (retweet)

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Rioting-parrot That's the problem with wanting to completely avoid politics. It will effect you regardless if you're directly involved with it or not.

    • @Rioting-parrot
      @Rioting-parrot 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AIHumanEquality apologies for not being clearer, I don’t want to avoid politics completely and I try to do my due diligence by staying up to date with the news and such. I understand that it affects us all no matter what we do to avoid it. My issue is more with a couple of subreddits being dominated by politics and how that transfers over into some of Emkay’s videos. I try to use Social media for mainly for entertainment, which I do see as impossible to achieve completely as entertainment often is a product of the day’s politics.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 7 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@Rioting-parrot I didn't mean directly you. I was speaking more generally about the concept of ignoring politics.

  • @alyssinwilliams4570
    @alyssinwilliams4570 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +70

    the contents of this video were rather depressing and infuriating at the same time. Not EmKays or Damiens fault obviously. 77.3 million people need to take a long, long walk off of a very short pier

  • @bi_z_ar
    @bi_z_ar 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

    01:00 I sometimes wish I could be a teacher, just to grade papers and give people the grades they truly deserve. A+ for Sophy. No further explanation needed.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 18 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      it's all about "oh give us a unique hook" until you give them a unique hook and then they complain

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +115

    Americans: I'm so tired of all the politics.
    Non-Americans: Can't relate.

    • @judojamie379
      @judojamie379 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      as a non-american i'm tired of all the politics, especially even more because a lot of it doesn't directly affect me, mainly my friends

    • @gen1945
      @gen1945 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@judojamie379trust me, it will affect you eventually

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@gen1945Depends on where you live but America is losing its geopolitical influence so places are not effected by them nearly as much as they used to be.

    • @jonlee2217
      @jonlee2217 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@AIHumanEquality Someone else will move into the power vacuum.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@jonlee2217 China already has. Over the past few years they worked to establish themselves as the world power and now have trade deals with over 150 countries through BRI and established their own alliance to contest G7 which now contains ten countries.

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +48

    Well tbf Damien, all of US politics is a facepalm. And currently it’s the biggest facepalm in the world

  • @ryanjohnson3615
    @ryanjohnson3615 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    I appreciate you having a spine here and not trying to please everyone.

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    I hope Elon remembers that the opposite of woke is to remain asleep.

    • @KXZero
      @KXZero ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      He knows, that's how he wants all his followers to be, sleep sheep.

  • @RookMeAmadeus
    @RookMeAmadeus ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    16:56 - You're 100% correct. Six of the seven states that seceded and gave an explanation in their Articles of Secession as to why had that as a reason. Arkansas did not. Florida, Louisiana, North Carolina, and Tennessee just didn't give a reason. Their newly drafted constitution also clearly outlined it as being allowed.

  • @RazorSharpMC
    @RazorSharpMC 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +59

    That Trump impression was spot on 😭

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      "I have the best vengeance."

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That was scary good! 😂

  • @Gio98art
    @Gio98art 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    20:27 musk is literally a fkn pokemon villain

    • @ThisOldSkater
      @ThisOldSkater ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      If someone told me he actually had a lair in a volcano somewhere, I'd 100% believe it.

    • @WhyamIalive123
      @WhyamIalive123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Now we just need a 10 year old fatherless child to save us

    • @emanuel585
      @emanuel585 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@WhyamIalive123brendan/may have fathers so statisticaly there is a 1/9 chance the child will have a father

  • @ViperMageRB
    @ViperMageRB 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    8:00 preach damien, lowkey getting tired of seeing politics in every sub

  • @spiderlily723
    @spiderlily723 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    Oh, Must is EXACTLY that pathetic - he took Twitter and renamed it X for the SOLE REASON of not being able to rename Paypal to X once upon a time.

    • @jaybirdjargon
      @jaybirdjargon 32 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Musk sucks on Trump's leftovers.

    • @foxycinnamonkitten997
      @foxycinnamonkitten997 30 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Why does he even want it to be called x it sounds like (more of a) degenerate site

  • @psychocircus8988
    @psychocircus8988 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    17:03 Doobus Goobus: “States rights do what w-what exactly did you want to use them for?”

    • @PersonOfNoConsequence
      @PersonOfNoConsequence 38 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      The causes of the civil war follow that bell curve IQ meme. If you know nothing, it's slavery. Know a little? You can probably write an essay about how it wasn't just slavery. Know a lot? All those reasons loop back around to slavery.

  • @LittleLexi24
    @LittleLexi24 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    0:05 I’m disabled and my father told me Trump has never made fun of disabled people… fun…

  • @BEEGTHEBEEG
    @BEEGTHEBEEG 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    I like X. No not the elon X, algebra X. Forget Elon Musk, Let's talk about algebra! It has greek letters ;)

    • @gavinarad2288
      @gavinarad2288 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      I like X from BFB, he’s a silly little guy.

    • @victorvirgili4447
      @victorvirgili4447 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@gavinarad2288he’s a true blue friend

    • @Minemaker0430
      @Minemaker0430 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      TRUE
      i really like Delta, it's a cool letter

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @BEEGTHEBEEG X-Men.

    • @emanuel585
      @emanuel585 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Minemaker0430i know right i prefer the rune variety

  • @KatzuBlood
    @KatzuBlood 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    My mom told me about how when she went to take out her first loan for a house they had her documented on file as an unmarried woman.
    She had to get her dad's permission to open a bank account for herself when she got her first job. Otherwise it would have gone to him.

  • @thatradfailure5197
    @thatradfailure5197 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +30

    THANK YOU DAMIEN I'm tired of politics on this channel! Yes, it is important, but this is also a channel that should moreso focus on lighter subject matters, save for a few instances. The occasional dip isn't something I mind, but entire videos? I want LegalEagel or the Philip DeFranco Show for that, not a channel that I walk into expecting to get a good laugh

  • @littlemacisunderrated412
    @littlemacisunderrated412 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

    If you know nothing about the civil war, you'll think it was about slavery.
    If you know a little bit about the civil war, you'll think it was about state rights
    If you're an expert on the civil war, you'll KNOW it was about slavery

    • @tatkkyo9911
      @tatkkyo9911 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Great quote.

    • @Handlesarestoopid
      @Handlesarestoopid 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I think it was mostly about Lincoln wanting to preserve the Union, before putting ending Slavery as a huge priority. Not that it wasn't a factor the whole time, it just wasn't the most prominent reason (at least from what I've heard)

    • @iancameron8391
      @iancameron8391 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Handlesarestoopidmy guy. The south seceded because they wanted to keep slavery as a part of their economy. That’s the whole reason they left. Thats what the war was about

    • @jonlee2217
      @jonlee2217 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Handlesarestoopid It was the issue that Europe cared about and that was very important at the time.

    • @professorp1
      @professorp1 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@Handlesarestoopid
      Yeah but him wanting to preserve the union is because the South wanted to leave.
      The South wanting to leave was mostly to do with slavery

  • @dalandorochester315
    @dalandorochester315 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    Hear me out, eat the rich.

    • @Samurai_Stoner
      @Samurai_Stoner 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      I'm listening

    • @ThisOldSkater
      @ThisOldSkater ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Go on...

    • @tytanium654
      @tytanium654 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      YES!

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      aoc is too busy bending over to try and get a higher salary.... so much for "eating the rich," she's eating something that's for sure xD

    • @brodokamen
      @brodokamen ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'll get the grill ready.

  • @TheGamingInkling
    @TheGamingInkling 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +117

    3% is crazy _😭😭😭_

    • @darrellitobeard4440
      @darrellitobeard4440 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah, their budget is like $800,000,000.

    • @WantedPencil
      @WantedPencil 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      How did you get so many likes by saying "[insert first thing in video excluding intro] is crazy [insert emojis]"

    • @Redbeardian
      @Redbeardian 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@darrellitobeard4440 The US military budget per year is over $800, 000, 000, 000. $800 billion. You're missing 3 zeroes.

    • @Strawberryzextraz
      @Strawberryzextraz 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @WantedPencilfr.

    • @TheGamingInkling
      @TheGamingInkling 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @WantedPencil You figured out the Maxtrix _🤫_

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:53
    Elon's Neuralink is the closest we have to a "woke mind virus"

  • @MrTechnin
    @MrTechnin ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    to put that 2.4 trillion dollars in perspective, if you got $1 per second it would take:
    ~11 days to make 1 million dollars
    ~31 years to make 1 billion dollars
    ~31,709.79 years to make 1 trillion dollars.

  • @tadeogomez7303
    @tadeogomez7303 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    1:37
    I don't think I've ever heard Damien be so angry, jeez.

  • @gamer-jy6fn
    @gamer-jy6fn 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    We just need a few more Luigi

    • @morrezra
      @morrezra 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'll do musk

    • @DotMeister
      @DotMeister ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      but i wanted to be mario :(

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    3:30 Those employees are literally working for a toddler throwing a temper tantrum- 🤦
    Not even a toddler. Give him his pacifier!

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 47 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      The sheer amount of screen time Elon has is proof enough that his companies are likely run by competent people who do everything they can to make sure that manbaby stays AWAY as far as possible from the company so that it doesnt go up in flames from his mere presence

  • @R1gel_A
    @R1gel_A ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    One million dollars compared to 2.4 trillion dollars ($2,400,000,000,000) is the same thing as 1 dollar compared to 2.4 million dollars
    Or if you made 1 million dollars a day, it would take you 6,575 YEARS to make 2.4 trillion.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ☝🤓Akcshually, it would JUST take 6,571 years if you account for leap years.
      Which, as everyone knows, adds a day every 4 years.
      Enough of those extra days to accumulate into 4 WHOLE YEARS.
      Just insane...

  • @xcv__3069
    @xcv__3069 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    its (not really) wild how half of these are about elon

  • @Znotyou14
    @Znotyou14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    the second paragraph of mississipi's articles of confederation starts with "Our position is thouroughly identified with the institution of slavery"

  • @CrabMan2539
    @CrabMan2539 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    I used to have serious trouble understanding why certain leading figures around the world, today and in history, have laws requiring you to love them and always agree with everything they say and severely punish you if you dare have a different opinion and think anything but the highest of them. I still am not entirely sure why people think that way but Elon has given me some idea, it's literally just a massive ego and narcissism. Me ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!! Can't think of anything else.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@CrabMan2539 Those "laws" are less common than you probably think they are. Keep in mind that every nation uses propaganda and media narratives so don't always trust everything they tell you.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      It goes to ages ago... So many narcissistic leaders projecting themselves into their own deities, making them as narcissistic and demanding of love (or else...) as them.
      Just look at the three books of the Abrahamic Faiths.

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 51 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yep thats what happens when a person lives their entire life facing zero restrictions of any kind or consequences for their actions

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The headlight-issue with the Cybertruck is even worse because most car headlights generate warmth. The CT has LED lights. They stay cold.

  • @hugacactus
    @hugacactus 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    5:19 I came to see a bunch of dumb posts and tweets on the internet. Got to see a bunch of dump posts and tweets on the internet and a tf2 reference, even better

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Lol.
    >Nick: **posts tweet**
    >>**Gets doxxed**
    >>**Fearing for his life**
    >>**One person shows up and got pepper sprayed by him**
    >>**Goes to hide with mommy**
    >>**Gets doxxed again**
    😂😂😂
    It's a shame his mother got doxxed, for her own safety, she should just give him up.

  • @JustCallMeFran-i6v
    @JustCallMeFran-i6v ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    i think facepalm needs to be split into two subreddits: regular r/facepalm and r/politicalfacepalm
    r/politicalfacepalm is self-explanatory (r/facepalm but politics) whilst r/facepalm will be everything but politics

  • @wormybobcat3706
    @wormybobcat3706 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Fun fact about the CEO pew pew’ing, it was in broad daylight apparently.

  • @ThisOldSkater
    @ThisOldSkater 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    It's gonna be ugly (up to) 4 years...

    • @morrezra
      @morrezra 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      At least

    • @emanuel585
      @emanuel585 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Your election made me very happy im on the opossite hemisphere

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      I must say, I like the implications of the extra "up to"

  • @christinamann3640
    @christinamann3640 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I’m sad this didn’t include the meme where Donny was posting himself as conquering Canada, facing a mountain which is actually the Matterhorn

  • @Maypril1894
    @Maypril1894 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    What a wonderful day to not be living in the USA.

  • @ScennicMonster
    @ScennicMonster 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    I do agree with many of the channel’s political views, but hearing about politics is so exhausting by now. I’ve had to stop watching the channel regularly because of how exhausting it is.

  • @AnonymousDragonWolf
    @AnonymousDragonWolf 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    "We can feed space rocks to the homeless." -Elon Musk

  • @laurengoodnight
    @laurengoodnight 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    i needed a little damien today! thanks!

  • @AvocaToast
    @AvocaToast 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I would rather be homeless in Switzerland than live normally in America.

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    19:33 I don't think it's even possible to spend that much money, That's more money than anyone would be able do get rid of in a lifetime, what the hell do they do with all that excess?!

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      What they do is pile it up like it's a D measuring contest to see who can get more wealth stored up that never actually gets used.

    • @NinkenmouséOfficial
      @NinkenmouséOfficial 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      The world's TOTAL gdp is ~4T😳

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@AIHumanEquality yep, it's kinda like society's expectations on D size, people praise the bigger and hate the smaller even though it doesn't really matter + large ones aren't very healthy nor good as smaller ones

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    12:30 every once in awhile Joe Rogan has a based take

    • @JCfireman
      @JCfireman 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It was actually a chill conversation. it wasn't the own the tweet made it out to be as they both agreed at the end of the discussion

  • @_StarlightRose_
    @_StarlightRose_ 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    We dont live in clown world, we are the entire circus

  • @yeetyiu4505
    @yeetyiu4505 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    17:00 im an italian student, commenting just to give nother perspective;
    As i studied the period, the war started mainly because of conflicting interests about the handling of economy (north was liberal, and advocated for inport/export, whereas south wanted a more conservative approach) anf the argument on slavery was a consequence of this, and mostly used as a sort of propaganda in favour of the north in order to get help from europe and have the approval of the population.
    Again, im italian and that's just how it was taught to me, keep in mind that in our history books this is just a few hundred pages.

  • @JCfireman
    @JCfireman 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Finally unburden on what was going to become 🙌🏾

  • @aJediSith
    @aJediSith 57 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah. True. Welcome to the '70's. You couldn't hear this enough, no matter where you lived:"A man's home is his castle," and man... what a time for America

  • @pickaxe_962
    @pickaxe_962 54 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    18:00 The Civil War started when the Confederacy attacked a Union fort. I don't remember the name of the fort or date it happened, by that is where and how it started. The war that followed was retaliation, and slavery wasn't brought up until the Emancipation Proclamation. I may have gotten a few details wrong, but that is what I remember from high school.

  • @blobfish3829
    @blobfish3829 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    15:57 the day this was posted, an amendment to the constitution was passed. "Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex." The timing could not be better.

  • @quinnholleman1547
    @quinnholleman1547 32 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    17:49 Bro, Texas history is even more wild because it was a bunch of rich, slave-owning Americans who illegally purchased land, then told the Mexican government they wanted to be able to own slaves (because Mexico had outlawed slavery at that point), the government said, "No, and you're not allowed to be here," and the Americans said, "No, you," and then won, started their own country (which was a massive failure from day one), joined the US, and then seceded. Because a bunch of rich white men wanted to own people like cattle.

  • @toriknorth3324
    @toriknorth3324 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    6:12 they also added a bunch more straps to keep the bust in place. no idea how the two changes are related to each other though

  • @LittleLexi24
    @LittleLexi24 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I agree that we need less politics on this channel, we already know how easy it is to facepalm at this stuff anyway.

  • @SquidSkittle
    @SquidSkittle 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    19:01 I was there, but to restore some hope I’ll tell you that over the next few days people were out at the same location with signs with a more positive message.

  • @kafs1822
    @kafs1822 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    From the rest of the world: "thanks" a bunch for putting these idiots in a position of power...

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      95% of the world is happy Trump is in- Trump

    • @mirandagray9103
      @mirandagray9103 16 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      No, 95% of the world is decidedly not

  • @jeanneganrude8549
    @jeanneganrude8549 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    In 1974 as a young single female, I was offered my first 2 credit cards, a visa and a master “charge” ( they changed the name years later ).

  • @infin8ee
    @infin8ee 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry nut I do know that I'm so very thankful to not live in the US.

  • @joseph7471
    @joseph7471 18 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    3% to save lives or... 3% to save lives.

  • @grundi18
    @grundi18 5 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Slavery wasn't a starting point the war, it led to it growing so big

  • @Volume.3
    @Volume.3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Whenever he does something like this can we as a society start saying "who else but elon?"

  • @schrod1ngersc4t
    @schrod1ngersc4t 33 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    5:18 gravel wars! GRAVEL WARS!!! GRAVEL WARS GRAVEL WARS

  • @TuffBuffguy23
    @TuffBuffguy23 38 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    fun fact, elon got a hold of paypal and tried to turn IT into X, the same X that eventually become Twitter X

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    For that last one, he's in his 13yo boy thinks "edgy is cool" era

  • @NinkenmouséOfficial
    @NinkenmouséOfficial 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    19:42
    Remember that the world's total gdp is
    ~4 trillion

  • @josueyanezlobaton6035
    @josueyanezlobaton6035 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    just in time

  • @LizzieShiro
    @LizzieShiro 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    My state is 1st in education and quality of life??? Have these people BEEN to western Mass?

  • @ScrambledEggsGD
    @ScrambledEggsGD 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    This is a comment made of words. Idk what to say so youre stuck with this for now

  • @Corrupted_Eon
    @Corrupted_Eon 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    No facepalm to the yt notifications this time

  • @mr.djungelskog2519
    @mr.djungelskog2519 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:11 btw if the policemen are using the starndart glock 19 it would have only costed from 30-40 dollars according to google which says a 9mm. Luger costs 15-20 cents
    P.S. aint no way a round coat JUST 20 cent right?

  • @michaeljohnson9916
    @michaeljohnson9916 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I don't come to Emkay for this. I come to Emkay to get away from this.

  • @spyjack69
    @spyjack69 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:05 Peter explain the joke please

    • @LittleLexi24
      @LittleLexi24 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      On left is Serge Kovaleski, a New York Times reporter who suffers from a congenital joint condition. On right is Donald Trump, USA President elect who suffers from Assholeness. Basically Trump was making fun of the guys quality as a reporter but instead of bashing the writing decided to do an offensive impression of the guy by making fun of his disability.

  • @PuppetDragons609
    @PuppetDragons609 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    LETS GO, NEW VID ON A FRIDAY!!!

  • @TheManDude
    @TheManDude 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    5:19 TF2 REFERENCE!!

  • @novosapiennothuman7717
    @novosapiennothuman7717 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    On the women's rights shit. We live in the best of times we live in the worst of times. Think I'll cross the street without looking.

  • @ThisOldSkater
    @ThisOldSkater 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I still want to see replies from the people getting roasted and watch them get roasted again.

  • @LuinTheWolf
    @LuinTheWolf 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Man that greenday song is really making sense these days

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    why does TH-cam always remove any of my very slightly suggestive comments

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Their system of keeping problem children in check doesn't understand nuance. At all.

  • @CrimsynNotEmo
    @CrimsynNotEmo 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The average human baby has 13000 calories

    • @official_mosfet
      @official_mosfet 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ah man, i thought eating babies was a good diet 😭

    • @TheDapperDog333
      @TheDapperDog333 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      And im still hungry

  • @skabogatoXVIII
    @skabogatoXVIII ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I just raised the volume of my Roku to hear the video better.

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I think her intro was great 👍

  • @DotMeister
    @DotMeister ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    otis stole my jumper

  • @benpotato9994
    @benpotato9994 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    17min, i have heard one chain of reasoning that states that slavery wasn't the only cause of the civil war, but most of its point is that the north hadn't actually done anything to end slavery at the time, and that apparently Lincoln was only against the explanation of it into other states, the claim then went on to state the south rebelled solely because someone who didn't openly support it was elected
    their point, was that we aren't sure the north would of ended slavery if there hadn't been the civil war, so , slavery was the souths motivation to fight, but to the north, it was simply that they cannot level the country at first
    however i haven't seem much about that in a while, and it might of been more anti Lincoln then anything else...
    and i sort of doubt thats what the " momspaling me" commenter was getting at, but there is a chance however small they that had a reasonable point that can be argued

    • @benpotato9994
      @benpotato9994 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      o, other important part, the thing also said sense americans reading this are all from or controlled by "the union" that we should view the cause from out prospective, that of states rebeling because they didn't accept the results, if the south would of won, and both north and south were separate, then the reasoning of the south would matter
      basically, it said the union didn't and shouldn't care why the south rebelled, but rather fought to prevent their rebellion

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    DOGE wants to cut costs then take it from the military and black budgets.

  • @MikeVanDePolder
    @MikeVanDePolder ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    6:52 What type of car is that?

    • @danikadickson8394
      @danikadickson8394 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Cyber truck.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The ungodly abomination know as the Cybertruck.

    • @MikeVanDePolder
      @MikeVanDePolder 36 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@danikadickson8394 Thanks

    • @MikeVanDePolder
      @MikeVanDePolder 36 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@OctyabrAprelya Thanks

  • @tomastregr2899
    @tomastregr2899 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The 2nd one is actually really impressive tho.

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I like how they blurred the thumbnail name but it's still legible.

  • @TheDapperDog333
    @TheDapperDog333 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    8:00 he said weewee haha!

  • @CadenManley-w9u
    @CadenManley-w9u 3 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    9:09
    "Mark Cuban is proof that morons Can become billionaires" Elon Musk
    Anyone else thinking The phrase "Pot calling The kettle black" Applies to this moment?
    (Also Anyone else getting this problem? I type Elon's name in but it Autocorrects to the Word soon)

  • @SockGuys_Italy
    @SockGuys_Italy 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    2000+ views in 13 minutes?
    Bros are doing great!

  • @fangedfollower
    @fangedfollower 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you.

  • @Robert-ju6ub
    @Robert-ju6ub ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Look, it's not Emkay's fault that politics has become one constant facepalm.

  • @Gio98art
    @Gio98art 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    8:00
    I am so tired of American politics. Sooo damn yired

  • @rixtunz3625
    @rixtunz3625 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    In California women had been able to bank for a century.

  • @stuffie5175
    @stuffie5175 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    5:16 What do ye know, the state shaped like a GUN was better for America

  • @andreasnygaard98
    @andreasnygaard98 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    He does the X because women keep leaving him

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    18:15 Damien definitely thought it might mean Waffle House.

  • @Keksemann666
    @Keksemann666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    8:00 nah. A standoff/Duel would be better.

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii 48 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    damn I remember when this sub used to be fun, now it's legitimately just 50% american politics and 50% elon musk...

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      It's so easy to facepalm over those, and that's the problem. The sub has gotten lazy, and is now using the standard, basic, boring facepalm-ness because of how common it has become
      If they don't pass a rule, this sub is probably gonna remain this way for the next 4 Years-

  • @official_mosfet
    @official_mosfet 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Trump is on his villain arc 😭

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      He's always been a villain

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Don't insult villains like that. We have more class.

    • @noobstoise1024
      @noobstoise1024 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Arc? The man has an entire book series of villainy

    • @official_mosfet
      @official_mosfet 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@noobstoise1024 He was always a villain, but he went from sketchy to down awful so that why.

  • @metareaper8008
    @metareaper8008 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm so tired