2018: Still hilarious! Idk why but the part when he said the dolphin cut a deal with a shark to bring him some dark meat was clever and hilarious. Same with the ostrich being so mad he didn't care about running into a wall or another ostrich.🤣 Those lines are the art behind comedy...its not the punch line but equally important to the whole bit.
I'm laughing this hard it feels like i'm building muscle. I can genuinly see the ostrich run next to him and its one of the funniest visuals i've imagined! This is my kind of humor. Dude's awesome 🤣
I was laughing so hard, it hurt! I couldn’t catch my breath! I lost it after “you didn’t see number 8 dolphin disappear?” had to stop to breathe! Love him
i was watching this vid it's so funny but it's even funnier when you tell ur parents ur doing work and instead ur watching this so i'm just silently dying
I know this sounds cheesy but when I'm depressed or sad like I am today I watch Kevin Hart and I just want to say to him you a funny ass b**** and thank you for all making us laugh and smile
Ostriches are scary af tbh like its a giant ass bird with a neck as long as its legs that could probably drop kick you so fast you'll still be finishing your sentence when you get to heaven like "hey what's that thing ove---"[ *thump* ] r there... What the fu..."
“Why...why would you throw a pen at it...if we don’t know what it is?” 😂😭
ChimChim ARMY
OMG I JUST SAID THE SAME THING!🤣🤣🤣
It’s nice to know armys think alike😂
😂👍🏻
Armys are EVERYWHERE I'm not bullshitting!!!!😂
“I didn’t even realise that I was walking and talking shit at the same time”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess daddy's mine.
Damnnn Craig lol
lmao awesome
The ostrich bit never gets old... I must have watched it a 1000 times by now 😂😂😂
Watch him being afraid with Steve Irwin kid
Quite correct
HIS BODY WAS STILL FACING THIS WAY! 🏃♂️ BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL LIKE THIS! 😐
He had an with the Roadrunner
Bruh I'm weak 😭
His body facing the front but his head lookin at us lmfao
He wasn't worried about a wall or running into another ostrich 😂🤣
Elegant Pharoah 😅😂😂🤣🤣
hahaha man niiice
"my dolphin went straight to the bottom of the rank" lol 😂😂
Lol
"I never lied that fast in my life" 😂😂
*tank
Tank lol
Stand up it’s like 3 feet😂😂
WE 👏🏿DON'T 👏🏿EVEN 👏🏿KNOW 👏🏿WHAT 👏🏿IT 👏🏿 IS
Tomas Balderas 🤣🤣
You got 1.1k likes with 1 comment, now you got 2
😄😄😄😄
And now you got 4
i cant wait till he finds out about cassowary's
Every time the camera zooms in on Kevin's face whenever he says "but his head was looking at us" was just perfect.
PERFECT EDITING! XD
Hahahaahha ikr
hahaha man this comment rules
Fear of animals.
What was he again in Jumanji?
Mathew Godfrey LOOOL
Mathew Godfrey a zoologist 😂
Yes I know this was a question just for people who didn’t know
He was a zoologist plus, Jumanji 2 XD
dude are you serious
Yh
"His body was facing this way... but his head was still like this!"
LMAO!
LMFAO!!!
haha! very nice
😂😂😂😂😂
the dolphin and the ostrich parts are hilarious!!
that1guy813 lol
yes tf it is I miss this shit im crying my ass off
How did he not know what an ostrich was...? Lol
Literally the only two parts to the video
wk cave no, there’s the part about the gnats, dum dum
everyone's quoting him and I'm over here wondering why there was an ostrich in Nebraska
Or the fact ostriches can't run 60 mph I think Kevin Hart embellishes what actually happens
Fenrys my grandma has ostrich farm there
Fenrys It was most likely a Emu
emus run 30 mph maybe a little faster, on ostrich can only run like 45
Me half way thru joke
Where the hell are you in Nebraska I been all over and the only weird animal I seen was an alpaca
lol "why dont u just apoligize, cuz I didnt throw it"...." i let loose dat time"
lmfao im dying right now
Its a big a** man pigeon
Man pigeon😭😂
"we don't even know what it is" lol😂😂😂
it was like a big ass man pidgeon!
Fuck i wish i had friends that were this funny
XxnkklllllxX I think they think the same way as you do
XxnkklllllxX poor u
My friends are really funny but not as funny as Kevin
hehehe best comment ever
i agree
"What's that?"
"I don't know. It looks like a big ass man-pingeon."
😂😂😂 Why does that crack me up sooo much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that's my new favorite line lol
😅😅😅
Shut up.
*"His body was facing this way... But his head, his head was like this"*
lmao. Why would you throw a pen at it?! When we don't even know what it is!!
WEAUSJKLHAIWOQJFLDKNV
crownathena iiiiii
this comment was posted 11 years ago that's crazyyy how's life going @crownathena
“Why would you throw the pen? I-If you don’t even know what it is?” BRUH IM DEAD!😂😭
2018: Still hilarious! Idk why but the part when he said the dolphin cut a deal with a shark to bring him some dark meat was clever and hilarious. Same with the ostrich being so mad he didn't care about running into a wall or another ostrich.🤣 Those lines are the art behind comedy...its not the punch line but equally important to the whole bit.
Ik I felt like that line wasn’t appreciated enough
"I don't know it's like a big ass man pigeon" XD
Lmao “Calm down its 3ft just stand up!!”😂😂😂😂 Lmao he was walking and didn’t even go underwater
The thing is, Kevin is like, the height of a middle schooler, so three feet is kinda deep for him
ahhhh hahahaha. NOBODY SAW THE BLACK FUCKING SWIRL MISSING?!?!
Brandi Maness calm down man it's 3 feet just stand up 😂😂😂 lol
Damn you really made this comment a whole decade ago
When he started talking about the ostrich I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ostriches are fast they can be scary sometimes
*Laughs in cassowary*
Jumunji the next level be like: hehe 😉
43 mph isn’t that bad
@@matthew_natividad that’s pretty bad Bruhh smh
@@russelljohnson437 on foot yeah but not by car
That ostrich part was THE best😂😂
It's funnier knowing how scared he really is of animals. He doesn't even tell jokes exactly he just tells his life stories really well😂
Kevin’s stand ups are absolutely awesome!!!👏👏👏
"WEDON'TKNOWWHATTHEFUCKITIS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pregnant gnat
Lmmmmaaaaooo
“Why don’t you just apologize?” 😂💀💀
Kevin: *Doesnt like animals*
*In jumanji* Kevin: *A zooalogist*
GG zoology bitch
That just gave me a stroke.
It’s a moooooovie
Why is he on plural when he's only one? It's Zoologist not zooalogists.
@@deontejohnson51782 no shiiiiiiiit
I'm laughing this hard it feels like i'm building muscle. I can genuinly see the ostrich run next to him and its one of the funniest visuals i've imagined!
This is my kind of humor. Dude's awesome 🤣
😅😭😭
Why don't you just apologize 😂😂😂😂
Who's Still watching this in 2018
bossgee Malik me
Me. Lol
Hey
Meh
Me x33
Legends says the pigeon still looking for Kevin and his friend
He gets chased by ostriches in Jumanji 2😂😂
I was laughing so hard, it hurt! I couldn’t catch my breath! I lost it after “you didn’t see number 8 dolphin disappear?” had to stop to breathe! Love him
"Why would you throw a pin at it.... If... If we don't know what it is?" 😂 😂😂😭😭😂😂
Kev is the MAN!!!!!
"Come on stop bein a bitch. lets just do it " lol I LOVE THAT STORY!!!
The part with the ostrich is just tooo funny 🤣😂😂
Facts 😂😂
hahaha " When i Catch Y'all ima Fuck Both Y'all Up" :D
"It was a pregnant nat"
I've been reading about the ostrich so much this was so funny! Lmao
The irony that he said that he doesn't like Ostriches, and flashforward to Jumanji Next Level. 😂😂
1:39, right after he says he is afraid of dolphins, someone imitates a dolphin sound LMAO
It's 2019 and I'm STILL 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
1:35 dolphins
4:08 ostriches
“Man-pigeon” - never heard an ostrich described that way before!!!
2020 still watching!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
don't
watch this
while.dribking water
it willnt end well
"Its 3 feet, stand up"
“ Why Don’t You Just Apologize “😂😂😂
*pen hits ostrich chest*
ostrich: and i took that personally.
2019 and still watching..
i was watching this vid it's so funny but it's even funnier when you tell ur parents ur doing work and instead ur watching this so i'm just silently dying
Bro the ostrich got me so baddd
His body was facing this way but his head was still like this LMAO
"Man pidgeon" gave me the belly laughs!🤣🤣🤣
Who still watching in 2019?
I love how he was crying so freaking funny
I'm with Kevin about the nats 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 man pigeon joke got me😂😂😂😂
This dude is one of the funniest people alive!
Calm down, it's 3ft just stand up !
BRUHH 😂😂😂😂
you couldnt even see his legs lmfao
“I know a pregnant gnat when I see one!” LOL
I'm scared of ostriches. Me having seen Jumanji 2
Who is hear after watching jumanji 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣he was crying out of fear😂😂😂🤣
"When i catch yall imma fuck both of yall up" LOL that nigga funny as hell!!!
I never laughed so hard in my life😂😭😭😂
"...he cut a deal with a shark,bring me a black piece of meat,somethin bad 'bout to happen"
😂😂😂😂
The bird part gots me good x'DDD
That ostrich joke never gets old...
to all: its 'gnats'
:P
gipson123 thx i was wondering what that was
It's hard to understand if you're not a native speaker
That man pigeon story was the funnies i have ever heard 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha thats like my favorite part, when he starts gettin ''emotional'' XD
There’s a dolphin in the audience 😂
OH MY LORD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! STILL IN 2021😂🤣🤣🤣
one of the most solid comics in the game. Guys material keeps getting better He is funny as hell.
Kevin: (looks out window)
Ostrich: HERE'S JOHNNY MOTHER F*****!!!
Who's watching in 2019???!!!!!
That ostritch be like "You throw a pen at me? Imma give you nightmares for YEARS!"
“Why would ya throw a pen at it if we don’t even know what it is”😂🤣
nobody saw the black fuckin swirl goin around!! xD omg that shit was so funny
One of my favorite comedians. So damned funny. XD
Title of video: His Fear of animals
Jumanji:Let’s make this guy a zoologist
😂😂
*I MEAN WHY.. WHY DID YOU THROW A PEN AT IT 😭😭😭 i..if we dont even now what it is!!!??*
I love Kevin hart
I’m 6’5 270, and I had an ostrich come at me, and I thought I was tuff… I was wrong🤣🤣🤣
The whole time k was just like: Net? Ant? Mat? Nat? Pat?
Someone please tell ‘em what it is- 💀
I know this sounds cheesy but when I'm depressed or sad like I am today I watch Kevin Hart and I just want to say to him you a funny ass b**** and thank you for all making us laugh and smile
The dolphin one took me out lmao I couldn't even breathe
“It’s obvious I got a racist dolphin “ 😂😂
“Big ass man pigeon” 🤣
Lmao 😂 😆 🤣 hahahahaha I love him I can’t stop laughing
THIS MF IS FUNNY AFFF
Top speed of an ostrich is likee 70km/h which is ike 43mph lmao!
100yrsdeath But top speed of an Ostrich who's just been hit with a pen is close to a 100. He had power to spare for that ass kickin'.
@@PhillyD998 👌
Note to self don't eat when I'm watching Kevin hart
Ostriches are scary af tbh like its a giant ass bird with a neck as long as its legs that could probably drop kick you so fast you'll still be finishing your sentence when you get to heaven like "hey what's that thing ove---"[ *thump* ] r there... What the fu..."
I love this video so funny and silly