my dad taught me to swim the same way and when my son was 12 i realized he too still hadnt learned.. so we were at my dads for a summer bbq snf ofc dad had a huge salt water pool... i see my son standing with one arm crossed and he hadnt got in the wat yet.. so i walked up and asked him... and he said he didnt know how to swim... so i picked him up over my head and threw him to the middle of the pool... he started flapping around screaming... then i said stand up... he stood up and realized he wasnt drownin.. he was in only 3ft of water... to this day he still tries to tell everyone that i tossed him in the water like he was the son of a Japanese samurai.
Facts: 1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus. 2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective. 3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate. 4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general. 5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases. So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
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Dude, my little sister used to mutter under her breath when she couldn't talk well and she was angry with me. It sounded like a witch setting a curse every damn time.
"Kids are assholes!" If ever there was a truth to be found on this earth, I'm guessing this is it. Anyone not agreeing, has no kids or still lives in major denial.
Yeah because they are often painfully honest with you and they have no idea that they're rude when they say these things to you. Tbh it's like talking to a drunk person, except for the slurred words and they have a normal balance.
Facts: 1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus. 2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective. 3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate. 4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general. 5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases. So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
Its crazy to see how well Kevin has done for himself with these clips. The time gap from his old sets to his most recent really shows his glow up in Hollywood, good for him man!
@@tagueadams6799 then you're just dumb because you should get scared. You don't know shit and the sooner you realize how little you know the better off you'll be.
I just love listening to Kevin and Dave Chappelle, when I'm feeling really depressed they make me laugh and that's not always easy when I'm feeling so bad, but they always manage to
My youngest daughter is almost 2 when my husband calls her she’ll look at him, say “what daddy?” With a head shake and the attitude is hilarious 😂 the first time she did it my husband was shocked speechless. 😂😂😂😂
Funny that you mention that because when Kevin released this exact special, I was eating chilli dogs with my brother. Kevin was telling a joke and made me laugh right at the same time I was swallowed and coughed which shot a diced onion into my nasal cavity.I wasnt able to flush it out or blow the onion out. Super uncomfortable and always smelt onions. Had to see an ENT specialist to get the onion removed. Haha 😂 So stupid but shit like that does happen.
Keep Feeding Me so sorry to hear about your unfortunate incidence. I can’t imagine having onion stuck in my sinus... sounds painful. Glad to hear that you were able to get help and recover!
Funfact: If you are aroumd german dads you build up Stratetical Abilities. Why? Cus if you do shit around a german you really need to be careful about what they have in their hands.They throw it at you. And German Parents never miss.
I doubt it. The sons of comedians are rarely funny. There's comedic actors like Ben Stiller whose dad was funny, then there's Isaiah Kelly whose dad is Gerald Kelly and Gary Owen's son but the rest are no bueno.
@@zackmckenzie3582 well comedians are rarely funny themselves. They are instead extremely talented actors who are incredible at bringing emotion and power to a script. Most comedians can't make a joke on the spot
Very much agreed. He's going to be paying for so much therapy in the future. He may provide financial support, but that's all he has to offer. Pathetic excuse of a human.
This video just got me through a deep feeling of depression, at least for a moment. I'm laughing like crazy and I nearly choked on my food. The 'dad getting knocked out in front of his kid' part nearly killed me. "Is that a kid? Is that a kid? I'm whooping your ass when we get home for putting me in this situation. I ain't gat nothing to do with this shit.'. Lol. Thanks so much, Kevin! You're a life saver.
i swear my niece cussed me out when she was about 1.5 years old. LOL she was waving her hands and everything. turned to my grandfather, said "bye bye" then walked pass me like she was just tired of f'n with me. LOL
He's always talking about how scared he is of giraffes, elephants, gorillas, ostriches, not that funny but tells and explains his not so funny jokes well.
There is no accurate way to measure how many people were in that stadium. I’ve seen some of the photos from the stadium, it looks like there’s 15,000 people tops.
Kevin’s dad: “ AYE AYE KEVIN!! Didn’t I tell you to take the goddamn trash out ?!” Kevin: “SHUT UP SHUT UP why don’t you take the trash out before I call Steve to put his hands on you again” Kevin’s dad: “Oh Oh you gon call Steve huh. You know you’re something else, give me the trash bag I’ll take it out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
To this day, him imitating his daughter talking shit to him over juice still is one of his funniest bits ever. In tears, every time.
“I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” 💀💀💀💀 I’m crying
I wonder if Kevin's son will do stand up
"Dumagaga"
Classic! I laughed so hard at this when it first came out because my daughter was that age and had moments like that. Too funny
yeah i died of laughing😂😂😂😂
"PUNK-ASS DADDY" has to go down in history of stand-up as the best ones😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m damn near choked 💀💀😭
hello Miss/Mr/Mrs, things are very hard with me at the moment,I need help if you can help in anyway.
@@HashtagCerif wait what's wrong bro?
That's funny cause he stole that shit
LMAOO that part was too funny
"We look like a fucking circus!" That line killed me
how come there's no comment
@@Zach-ow5pf there is another
Dat was hella funny
He‘s a king
😂 😂 😆 😂 😂
who would dare to hate this guy.
My favourite comedian for sure.
👆👆link up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got mushrooms🍄, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, w🍃🍃d, chocolate bars, he's got a lot. 🍄 💊🍄🍫💯🔌..
Right love kevin😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤funny af
“Dumagamma dumagamma...juice.🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I look at her and say "who the fuck you think you talkin' to."
💀
And that is exactly what she said. "Hey shorty, give another juice box 🧃 before there is trouble 😏. "
🤣
Kevin Hart: "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
Me: "Facts"
I bet it's difficult being his wife.....he tells stories with such conviction...
No joke, I said that as well after he said that
Can't relate
Not with mine 😬
@@karma1520 sameee
“WHO THE F$@% YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!” Gets me every time 😂🤣😂.
Lmao
Me too xD One of my favourites
When
@PrideMatters bro thanks
XD same
10:23 “HEY! You better not f*ckin’ drown!” I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
Literally
my dad taught me to swim the same way and when my son was 12 i realized he too still hadnt learned.. so we were at my dads for a summer bbq snf ofc dad had a huge salt water pool... i see my son standing with one arm crossed and he hadnt got in the wat yet.. so i walked up and asked him... and he said he didnt know how to swim... so i picked him up over my head and threw him to the middle of the pool... he started flapping around screaming... then i said stand up... he stood up and realized he wasnt drownin.. he was in only 3ft of water... to this day he still tries to tell everyone that i tossed him in the water like he was the son of a Japanese samurai.
“I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” LMFAOOOOOO
BRUH YOUR ON EVERYVIDEO WTF
shyyy shyyy ikr
.
بلی
WE LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING CIRCUS ACT 😂🤣😭☠️ HAD ME DEAD 4:07
“I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” 💀💀💀💀 I’m crying
I laugh everytime
This is the funniest Kevin Hart video
🔥 😂 th-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/w-d-xo.html
The best 🤣
“My daughters taking balls to the face” 😂😂😂😂 “I look over at my son and he is slobbering” 🤣🤣😂😂
@@Goku_The-God "im small" smh lmao
"I couldn't see what he was running from , so i closed the door "BEST DAD LMAO
😂🥰😂🎤
Survival instinct
My man’s kid was running from a volatile from dying light XD
😂
I'm dying from that part😂😂😂
5:14
Kevin: "You callin' me a liar?"
Me: "I ain't callin' you a truther."
A person: You're Kevin Hart's son, aren't you?
Kevin Hart's son: No, I'm his joke.
Hahahaha that's ducking halarious
😂😂😂😂😂 how do you not have more likes 👍 x1000000
Self burn🔥🔥
🤣🤣🤣
@@kevinhart9745 might wanna check your name
"Dads just listen for shit" FACTS
Guilty
I LISTEN FOR SHIT
@@Zuluknob Black dads (me) we just listen for shit
😂😂😂😂
@@UH60-HWK lol, I was laughing so god damn hard that I accidentally put dislike instead of like
They actually managed to make it exactly 15 minutes
Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
It’s hilarious 😂
Thanks for bringing this to my attention
Congrats u can look at something and read it
And that's the tea sis
There is a thing called editing
12:42 i died when he said that even when he was acting
If a child refuses to sleep are they guilty of resisting a rest
I like that LMAO
Don't leave me!😂
Underrated comment
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I feel like kevin had kids just to tell jokes about them
And some parents just have kids for welfare this probably pays more lol
Hehe
McDonald’s WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALL DAY BREAKFAST MENU
Yeah about that
Mcdonalds yeah wtf dude
"I woke up this morning as a Christian, you don't do that to me"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣...💀
This is the funniest Kevin Hart clip
😂 th-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/w-d-xo.html
I read this at the same time he was saying it😂 what are the odds
HILARIOUS!!
Stupid
As a public school kid forced to go to private school for three years, yeah they get scared easy.
this man is just too funny, got me laughing my ass off at 7am 😭
Fr
Its 9am 😭😭😭😭
7am here
It’s 5am and I’m dying rn 😂
The thumbnail picture is one of the greatest memes ever
True
It's an iconic expression, portraying confusion, disbelief and horror.
It's practically a modernized piece of classic portraiture.
Lol the GIFY “say what”🤣
Why are you running?
I didnt ask 👉🏿✊🏻👱🏻♀️
Who else thought this was gonna be jokes like
“How do you tell if a joke is a dad joke?”
“It’s apparent”
SAY IT WIT YO CHEST!!
I Thought So Too!
Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
It’s hilarious 😂
Enoch Levi .....off topic, but the Shithawks suck mansack......Go NINERS ☝🏻
Facts:
1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
His wife has the biggest heart in the world. Cos you can't handle the children plus Kev himself😂😂😂
“I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” LMFAOOOOOO
You sound like his ex wife
Friend: So you have kids right?
Kevin Harts gf: yeah 4+1
@@mikewilliams1167 . fury
@@mikewilliams1167 CTR
2024 anyone????
Yeeees sir!! 😎❤️🔥✊🏿
2032, your late
Me
Yep
Yessirrrr❤❤😂😂
Kevin's kids must be in therapy 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀
Okay 😂😂😂
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@@breannamcwilliams59 wtf
“I was panicking, I didn’t know what to do so I dropped my daughter “😂😂😂😂💕
Callao gacha tuber 😡
@@nonagon1287 if u really understand the meme behind that i wouldn't be explaining some obvious stuff
@@calentomuylento1662 oh fk bro sorry that was wrong reply. Fking hell I thought TH-cam was WhatsApp ngl
Lol
@@calentomuylento1662 that’s the most bs shit what i have heard in a while. TH-cam comments section looks literally nothing like whatsapp.
Dude, my little sister used to mutter under her breath when she couldn't talk well and she was angry with me. It sounded like a witch setting a curse every damn time.
She was
Lmao
😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't even have kids but I'm non-stop laughing 😂😂😂
Really?..There’s a lot to know about
Hello dear,do you mind if we be friends
Hello 👋 my dear
"Kids are assholes!"
If ever there was a truth to be found on this earth, I'm guessing this is it. Anyone not agreeing, has no kids or still lives in major denial.
Damn straight. I have 4.
I feel like Kevin Hart is not funny when it comes to stand-ups
FUCK YES
@@banditaviation1924 this five year old I babysit said"You used to be so skinny and now you have a bigger belly.What happened?"
Yeah because they are often painfully honest with you and they have no idea that they're rude when they say these things to you. Tbh it's like talking to a drunk person, except for the slurred words and they have a normal balance.
kevin hart better be careful how he treats his kids cuz they all gonna be taller than him by 12 years old
Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
It’s too funny 😄
Don't get everything too seriously😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Sophie Leder yos
Facts:
1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
Why is this not called, “15 Minutes of Kevin Hart getting mad for Reasons he Can’t Explain”
Who else thought this was gonna be jokes like
“How do you tell if a joke is a dad joke?”
“It’s apparent”
A lot of ego issues to sort through, hard.
1:32 That imitation had me dying and then once he said “WHO TF YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!” I’M CRYING!! 😂😂😂
I bet it's difficult being his wife.....he tells stories with such conviction...
Well he's gotta put on a show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .
Idc what anyone says Kevin's is such a funny guy 😂
LMFAOOOO the candy part!! 😷
"Who the f**ck u think ur talking to" got me Right there
Facts
Me too
😂😂😂
Yeah
Its crazy to see how well Kevin has done for himself with these clips. The time gap from his old sets to his most recent really shows his glow up in Hollywood, good for him man!
As a public school kid forced to go to private school for three years, yeah they get scared easy.
As a life long private school kid. We don't.
@@tagueadams6799 yeah ok bud
@@tagueadams6799 then you're just dumb because you should get scared. You don't know shit and the sooner you realize how little you know the better off you'll be.
Tague Adams same
@@tagueadams6799 That's because you've never been to public school
12:50 got me fart laughing 😂 watched dis masterpiece 100x every time its funny 🤣
Love this man. Everytime one feels like letting loose and laughing he's the one.
Kevin Hart is the most funniest comedians ever 😆🤣
I love him too. 😂😂😂
They musta been toddlers half these jokes lmfao toddlers are little tiny wild human animals but you cant help but love them and protect them
I just love listening to Kevin and Dave Chappelle, when I'm feeling really depressed they make me laugh and that's not always easy when I'm feeling so bad, but they always manage to
Hello fan, I'm Keanu Reeves, I knew you have watched one of my movies,thanks for your love support and care,I really appreciate...how are you.
YEP.😊
Bruh same. Wanna be friends?
Same here
Hello
My youngest daughter is almost 2 when my husband calls her she’ll look at him, say “what daddy?” With a head shake and the attitude is hilarious 😂 the first time she did it my husband was shocked speechless. 😂😂😂😂
Hello my dear how are you doing
Hello 👋 how are you doing?
Do not watch Kevin Hart and eat at the same time. I warned you.
laura marrero fabian 😂😆🤣👌
Funny that you mention that because when Kevin released this exact special, I was eating chilli dogs with my brother. Kevin was telling a joke and made me laugh right at the same time I was swallowed and coughed which shot a diced onion into my nasal cavity.I wasnt able to flush it out or blow the onion out. Super uncomfortable and always smelt onions. Had to see an ENT specialist to get the onion removed. Haha 😂 So stupid but shit like that does happen.
Keep Feeding Me so sorry to hear about your unfortunate incidence. I can’t imagine having onion stuck in my sinus... sounds painful. Glad to hear that you were able to get help and recover!
Too late....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Too late😂😂😂
"I was mad but I couldn't explain why I was mad" lmao
🥰😂🥰😂🎤
He really said "my daughter taking balls to the face" 😭😭 he did not think that one through
that’s the joke
Yea he thought it thru
Yes he did
HE DID!
Yeah he did lmao
"Older you get, you just wake up angry" 🤣
Kevin and Gabriel are the only people who can make my mouth hurt while laughing
Yup!!!
You talking bout Fluffy?
Same
frrr
@@Symphany123 mhm
"Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
Asian Dads: Hold My Stick
Well, but it's still easier than mom.
na bro, you mean bring me my stick
@@martinjackulik2819 was gonna comment that!
Kevin Hart clone song th-cam.com/video/7D1l2KkGM0M/w-d-xo.html
Black dads : bring the belt
"I didn't like how my family looked as a unit, We look like a circus act" 🤣🤣🤣
Yes how are you
Idk why people say "kevin isn't funny" this man is haliarious 😂😂😂😂. The way the crowd is hooked to him, says it all🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's not just funny, he's absolutely hilarious.
"Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
Mexican dads: hold my belt
edit: mom, i'm famous-
God forbid if you don't hurry up for that ass whoopin
Funfact: If you are aroumd german dads you build up Stratetical Abilities. Why? Cus if you do shit around a german you really need to be careful about what they have in their hands.They throw it at you. And German Parents never miss.
😂th-cam.com/video/RcHibFb1XGo/w-d-xo.html
hi, how are you? 👍
Asian dads: Hold my cane
“Alright Alright Alright” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “lemme get my flops” 🤣🤣
I wonder if Kevin's son will do stand up
I doubt it. The sons of comedians are rarely funny. There's comedic actors like Ben Stiller whose dad was funny, then there's Isaiah Kelly whose dad is Gerald Kelly and Gary Owen's son but the rest are no bueno.
This has to be the best Kevin Hart clip
😂 th-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/w-d-xo.html
geek amania How short Kevin is it's sit down.
@@zackmckenzie3582 well comedians are rarely funny themselves. They are instead extremely talented actors who are incredible at bringing emotion and power to a script. Most comedians can't make a joke on the spot
Nah. If he wants to be as big as Kevin he'll do sit down
“HEY HEY I KNOW YALL AINT IN THAT TOILET” had me dying laughing 😂
I like how he says "haul-assing" instead of "hauling ass" lol
That’s how we say it in philly, maybe other places too 😂
@@kingmir5 in England it’s a lot worst but if we are being peaceful then we will say haul ass but if not it goes like ****** **** ********** *******
“I was mad at the way my family looked as a unit, like we didn’t look good as a unit.”
Me when my school band goes out to a competition
F'n Kevin Hart, hilarious from start to finish!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really?!
I cant watch ANY of his stand ups without crying from laughing so hard. Definitely one of my fav comedians
💪
I'm pregnant and shouldn't be laughing this hard lmfao
How many months/weeks
You shouldn't be laughing at all I haven't thrown your baby in the ocean yet👶🦈
Congrats I hope all is well and safe for you and baby.
@@rileybaycroft1131 are you that one edge lord in school
@@sleepyspritecan7611 nah just an alcoholic that thinks he's funny
Kevin is treating his audience like a group of his friends, that makes him special❤❤
"Son put ur hand on the glass one last time. I hate that it had to be this way." 😂😂😂
Long life blessing to this man who is making people laugh.
Good job man
😂😂😂😂🎤
Absolute king 👑
That joke about his son running from the trash can reminds me of that Spongebob episode lol
I used to do the same when i was little
"Oh Oh Oh you get Steve up huh?" You're something else 😂😂😂😂
Kevin talking about how he shouldn't be a parent for 15 minutes
This is the funniest Kevin Hart clip
😂 😆 th-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/w-d-xo.html
Very much agreed. He's going to be paying for so much therapy in the future. He may provide financial support, but that's all he has to offer. Pathetic excuse of a human.
Take your sensitive ass on
@@keandregreen5628 um what?
Mag -narwhal if you think this mean he shouldn’t be a parent take your sensitive ass on
“Dummaaa gammma dumma gamma juice “ 🧃 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we appreciate how it’s exactly 15 minutes
No
This video just got me through a deep feeling of depression, at least for a moment. I'm laughing like crazy and I nearly choked on my food. The 'dad getting knocked out in front of his kid' part nearly killed me. "Is that a kid? Is that a kid? I'm whooping your ass when we get home for putting me in this situation. I ain't gat nothing to do with this shit.'. Lol. Thanks so much, Kevin! You're a life saver.
"So i dropped my baby"
10 ten things a responsible parent should do
i swear my niece cussed me out when she was about 1.5 years old. LOL she was waving her hands and everything. turned to my grandfather, said "bye bye" then walked pass me like she was just tired of f'n with me. LOL
These are not the kind of dad jokes I was expecting 😅
I've never laughed so hard and so concerned at the same time while watching a Vid
@@duonghiepha4396 exactly xD
These are not the kind of dad jokes I was expecting 😅
😂😂😂😂🎤
Funny how Kevin said he was scared of gorillas. Actually, Kevin's scared of every type of animal 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎤🤣
He's always talking about how scared he is of giraffes, elephants, gorillas, ostriches, not that funny but tells and explains his not so funny jokes well.
@@aarondigby5054well they’re all fucking huge
This guy has good sense of humour..he must pursue career in comedy
Bruh are u serious
peachy it was obviously a joke
@@yamchiccolo7944
Okay
peachy don’t tell me u r jade(Elizabeth)
@@ut6582
ofc 😳
This Kevin hart guy is funny I can see him oneday performing for 53,000 people.
It was 49 thousand people
That was for tax purposes!!!
There is no accurate way to measure how many people were in that stadium. I’ve seen some of the photos from the stadium, it looks like there’s 15,000 people tops.
50,000 are gonna enjoy it. 3,000... Not so much👌
Everyone in this replies wooshing
I like him...he makes me laugh
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Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
It’s too funny 😁
Kool
3:45😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
✉𝑾𝒉𝔮ᴛᵗ𝑠𝑨𝑝𝑝
✚𝟏𝟓𝟐𝟎𝟓𝟑𝟐𝟗𝟐𝟏𝟗✔
ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴛᴄ/ ᴇᴛʜ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀs
Kevin: Kids do whatever they want when they with dad
Me : NO SHIT CAUSE MOM IS SCARY AS HELLL!!!!!!
FUNNY AS FUCK!!!!! KASH-KRUZ
Mom be scary as hell!!
True that
Someone’s gotta keep the law! 🤖
I only had to be beaten with a paddle once i have feared for my life since...
" I'm whooping your ass for putting me in that situation " lmfaoo
His Daughter is in training
to become a
grown Black women.
Just like Kevin's still in training to be a full grown man
@@kirkcollier6307 🌚
Satan
*Woman
@@kissit012 waman
2:46 BETTER NOT BE IN DAT TOILET LMAO. My dad and I sat that to each other
1:02 you don’t wanna fight a kid
Kevin’s Kid: So, I see you backed down shortie
“The day mu dad called another grown ass man an octopus is the day I lost all respect”😂😂😂 that took me out man
Lol
XD octopus 🐙 human 👨🏽
11:52 Idk why but the way he said “yup” is hilarious! 🤣🤣
1:39 Probably the funniest moments of ALL-TIME! That line WHO TF YOU THINK YOU TALKING TOO?! 😂😂😂
“I didnt like the way my family looked as a unit” I’m dead 💀 💀 💀 😭😭😭
we need a movie about everything this man he been through cause its too funny to not be able to see
Ikrr
lmao I know
Its on Netflix
Well half of it isn't real
@@seth_8607 it is he just changed it to be funny
I love Kevin Hart and all of his stand ups 🤗♥️❣️❤️💖💗💓💕💕💞💌💝💘🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗.
“You know I almost lost you today”
Hahaha so responsible
"Go to bed"
"Ughh! ZzZzZ..."
Deceased 💀
I've never laughed so hard and so concerned at the same time while watching a Vid
Stomach hurt I laughed so hard. No other comic can do that
Yeah this guy is really good 😊
Hello Barbara how are you doing?
3:30 was my favourite part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:08 imagine if Kevin's daughter grows up and watches her father say that she is an asshole
Well obviously she will grow up you dumbass
@@rmptunde Yes asshole!😅
@@rmptunde bruh what 💀
@@rmptunde ...
69th like 👍
Who else noticed Kevin Hart always wears black
He loves black
Yeah cause it’s literally attached to his body.....wait what
He once said he wears leather on stage to give homage to Eddie Murphy
Nah Look at 10:00
Not always
4:12 that sounded so wrong that he didn't even say Pause every words. 💀💀🤣🤣😂😂
Kevin’s dad: “ AYE AYE KEVIN!! Didn’t I tell you to take the goddamn trash out ?!”
Kevin: “SHUT UP SHUT UP why don’t you take the trash out before I call Steve to put his hands on you again”
Kevin’s dad: “Oh Oh you gon call Steve huh. You know you’re something else, give me the trash bag I’ll take it out”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hahahahhes simply a legend
😂😂😂 legend
Shit has me weak every single time! 👏🏾👏🏾🤣
Anytime is perfect time for Kevin Hart jokes!!
💯
@stay_Straped_like_itz_94' G the LEGEND.
He's a legend
whos still watching this in 2024🤣
You n 1😂
2025
❤😂😂😂😂😂
His wife is one of the strongest woman to handle him & the kids 🤣💕
Lol 😆 my friend wife says told me I look like Kevin Hart 😆
100%🤣🤣🤣
His wife had to deal with at least three kids, the young boy, the baby girl, and Kevin Hart 😂
Yeah you right
"I'm almost lost you, didn't I"
😂😂😂
Lol