W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is?? (Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)
@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.
Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂
I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA
1:56 Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible
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His body was facing this way....but his head was still like this 😂😂😂 best line ever
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed Up!
Damn i read this the sme time he saying ir
if this is not me when people tell me look at him he’s cute but don’t make it obvious 😂
Lol 😂🤣
On god funniest part why you just want apologize
Sign my petition to rename ostriches man pigeons.
Caitlyn Swann you sure as hell got mine
I'm down!!!!
Where the hell do I sign
Heck ya do it where do I sign
Hell yeah!
why why would you throw a pen at it ....if. if. if. if. we don't even know what it is lmmfao
Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, no, no I'm not saying that...I'm like I'm just saying like...we don't even know what it is...
*_WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!_*
you spelt lmfao wrong sthu
When we make contact with aliens and we shoot first but bullets bounces off.
Love you and more more more ❤️💑💏
Maybe the ostrich just wanted to return the pen XD
Good one. 🤣🤗
@@VibrationCrystals it must be Canadian
hahahahahaha
Doubt it, that ostrich really wanted to fuck em both up.
Christ follower did you just watched vacation??
2:31 “his body was still facing this way, but his head was still like this” funniest line
Mason French slipknot fan
Its Uxea moron🤦🏾♂️
"He didn't care about a wall, another ostrich."
Imagine an ostrich chasing a car and suddenly colliding with a second ostrich.
That would be funny as hell!
Then they both team up and chase the car on both sides
@@geminijune2431 like the dang raptors from Jurassic World
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both of y'all up."
The 👏 ostrich 👏 was 👏 running 👏 30 👏 miles 👏 per 👏 hour
the top speed of an ostrich is 70kph
Special Force damn
Special Force In other words 43 mph
@@koydaily ohh really?
“His body was facing dis way but his head was facing dis way
Kevin: I don’t like ostriches
Jumanji, the next level: Welp, sucks to be you
The ostrich didnt forget that his friend threw a pen at him and called his buddies to get revenge on Kevin
" I'mma eat cho kids"I'm f*cking dying. I don't know how many times I've watched this and I'm still cracking up
My favorite part is "when I catch y'all Ima fuck both y'all up..."
Justin Weed "Over a GODDAMN pen!"
“He didnt care bout a *WALL*.....
Another *OSTRITCH*....”
Has me DYIN every time i hear it, cos the ostritch is dead set on kevin 😆😆💀💀
i thought i was the only one who noticed "another ostrich" looool im cryin
The way he was looking at us when I catch y'all imma fuck both of you all up over a god damn pen😂😂😂😂💀
I can literally visualise everything he saying.. he has a way of putting you there with him which is even funnier
" if if if we dont even know what it is? no no no im not sayin dat im sayn WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
Two words: meep meep
Tala The wolf
That's the roadrunner
But it does look like an ostrich
THECHIEF AMP did the road runner EVER look like an actual road runner???
Julian Venegas ive never seen a road runner
THECHIEF AMP oh. Well just don't expect a road runner to be blue and purple with tail feathers like that
😂😂😂
Funny how ostriches appeared in Jumanji The Next Level as threats and he was the one explaining about ostriches.
They probably put that in on purpose for Kevin
why would you throw a pen at it... if we don’t even know what it is? the way he said it had me rolling lmaoo
We don't even know what it is. WAWAWAWA.😂
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed up!
I thought it was WhY tHe FuCk dID YoU ThROW A PEN AT ItTtTt
It was WE DONT EvEN KNoW WhAT tHE FUCk IT IS
I just went back and
I played it at slower rate
why would you throw a pen....lmao
Fun fact Ostriches and Emus can actually be attracted humans. They can even have types, this is why it's so hard to breed them in captivity.
Pisces the aquamarine dragon ..well then
You truly do learn something new every day
@@thatgrumpychick4928 you really do
That’s...weird.
Reverse beastiality
Lol the video of the ostrich chasing the cyclists brought me here!
lol me tooXD
I watched the ostrich/cyclist video then remembered this performance so I had to search/watch this next.
Virginia Loves Birds ! Tell me please
"We don't even know what the fuck it is!!!" LMAO. I love Kevin Hart. He is so funny.
W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is??
(Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)
xXLauren BearXx n-no, I’m n-not saying that! We don’t even k-knOW whAt it Is... AHHHHHH
I cried at that part
Ur pfp makes this 10x better
Umm why is it so cringy when it is in a sentence
Big arse man pigeon. LMAO gets me every time
tf is arse
U gay or European or just Australian
Ass
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both y'all up. Over a pen. Over a goddamn pen."
A line of the year.
They really do run that fast. Ostrich can pick up speed up to 45mph. They can keep up with cheetahs
And it absolutely would have fucked them up if it caught them
80MPH actually they OUTRUN cheetahs
They are really fast according to JUMANJI :the next level
@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.
@@kingwacky184 This is true
Basically this fool was going against a road runner. Lol
"Meep meep bitch"
Actually, the ostrich is 2x faster then a road runner. So the predicament Kevin and his friend was in, was far from good.
Ostrich is the fastest running bird ever
This is absolutely my favorite Kevin Hart routine. I just watch it over and over and laugh like crazy every time!!! Thank you Kevin!!!!
10 Years Ago Who Still Watching ?????? 🔥 #2019
Jumanji 2 when the ostrich and Kevin hart scene comes up
I’m laughing my ass hard 🤣
“His body was still facing this way... but his head was like this” 😂 OMG this line everytime🤣
10 years later here he is in jumanji the next level getting chased by them
This is definitely one of my favourite Kevin Hart stories
Man pigeon.lo:-)
I live In Nebraska.. where the crap did you see an ostrich at 😂
IKR
There’s a dang herd of ostrich’s on my side of Nebraska dude
Ali Casper yeah.. I agree
Actually there's is , maybe things have changed
I was bout to comment ostrich in Nebraska???
My favorite of Kevin Harts stories I stg 😂😂
His body was still facing this way but his head was still like this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍🤣😂🤣
I love ostriches but this is funnyXD
Your dove pic is so cute! :3
Virginia Loves Birds ! i can tell you like ostriches considering your name is "virginia loves birds!" XD
Bullion Productions Thank you:)
Juniel the gamer Lol
Virginia Loves Birds ! 'His body was facing this but his head was like this'. LMAO
watched this @ work, had me cryin'....Kevin Hart is hilarious!!! I have to buy this DVD today.
i cried laughing through this whole thing--you could NOT make this up
The part when he got so emotional still kills me till now😂
Plot twist ....
The ostrich was john wick ...
Shouldn't have thrown that pen man! You going to learn today!
- The Ostrich
Just watch Jumanji 2 and when I saw the ostrich scene this is what I remember 😂😂😂
The ostrich was looking at us, like it was saying, “If I catch you up, I am gonna fuck both of you all up...” 😂🤣
Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂
I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA
I send this to all my friends every now and then! Hysterical!
If you're in Atlanta, PLEASE go see this cat's show this weekend ...saw him last night and he had the place in hysterics...so, so good!
* air lightly leaves your nose *
I am DETERMINED to not laugh.
He done this exact same skit in 2007 almost word for word. But this one is so much more funnier
Yeah comedians tell jokes multiple times. They often practice it on nonspecials and bust it out on filmed specials when its top tier.
"his body was facing this way 👈 but his head was like this 👁👄👁" 😂😂😂😂
I'm sharing this video on a facebook video I just seen with an ostrich chasing 2 cyclists down a road...Hahaha
+KEITH DEVORE ahaha i saw that video too and first thing to come to my mind was kevin hart
+Rick On Planet Earth Yea bro it had me laughing so much I had to piece together a meme type pic of it..
Ostrichs are the evolutionary ancestor of Velociraptors, he's right to be scared man, I wouldn't fuck with a velociraptor haha
I thought they were ancestors of Terror Birds.
Ancestors ? They came after Velociraptors they can't be ancestor...but you're right, birds are supposed to be descendants of dinosaurs !
A bird standing on one foot is relaxing, like you crossing your legs in an armchair. The foot coming down meant everything Mr. Hart said
I love his facials. He is hilarious!!!
OMG so fricking funny! You are so amazingly funny with your descriptions and delivery. Love you!
I HAD to buy this. Everyone needs to own this....hilariousssss...comedy central doesn't do it justice.
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time 😂😂😂
came back to this video after watching Jumanji 2!
--- spoilers alert ---
only if he would say 'interesting facts' about ostriches as fast hahahahaha
Kevin Hart is my favorite comic! I love this guy! I have to wear Depends when I watch him!
Heard of jumanji the next level 😅😂
Years later, *made a movie with Ostriches in it*
That guy is SO funny! Loved every second!
Whenever he says his head was facing this way it looks like he is singing a rock song
This made me cry man
My favorite is when he was saying that he isn't a fighter and he wouldn't fight for a girl. its in the same stand up.
Emotional momentz 😂😂😂😂
Im from "Im a grown little man" The full version of this video
2:51 "When I catch yall, Imma fuck both of yall up" 🤣🤣🤣
The emotional part kills me. My neck muscles cant breathe😂😂😂😂😂
1:56
Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is
Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up
Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible
“When I catch y’all imma f both y’all up”😂😂
Legend has it, that ostrich is still searching for Kevin.
10 years later and he is in a movie with one, Jumanji
I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
I Swear Dis Red Bird Followed Me From Jersey. Bih Was Movin. U Ever Look At Dey Necks. I Be Dyin Laughin
They should make this animated like the Mike Epps "your outta here" joke😆
watch this shit when u are high!!!
this shit is hilarious
i wonder how kevin felt about filming the jumanji 2 scene with the herd of ostriches 😂
Who’s here after Jumanji 2 😂
Moosa Banday YEEEEEAAA ZOOLOGIST 💀😂
this video literally brought me to tears, too funny lmao
NEXT COMEDY ICON!
CONGRATULATION SIR!
Kevin Hart - the only person in the world who doesn't know what an ostrich is.
We don't have ostriches in Nebraska... 😂😂😂
there are ostrich farms
who’s here after jumanjis ostrich scene ?
Beautiful.
That moment when you realised where jumanji the next level got some of their inspiration
"WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!" 🤣
Next thing you know, Jumanji has ostriches
hahaha so funny
"his body was facin this way but his head was like this"
Jeezzz.... Can't believe that this video has uploaded 13 years ago.
Who else watching this on 2022 ?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦓🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
*watches this right after watching Jumanji 2*
Me: hah this is pretty funny
Also me: the producers saw this didn’t they-
Yesssss
Who's here 2019?😂😂😂
This is sooooo amazing I love it . ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The delivery is perfect. Lol
“Imma way your kids “ 💀😂😂
His body was facing this way but his head was still like this.
Damn awesome
#ONLY #LOVE #JUST #IN #CASE #U 4GOT 😂🤣😂🤣😂👑COMEDY