W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is?? (Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)
@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.
I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA
Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂
1:56 Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible
fucking hilarious. I can just see the friend throwing the pen at the ostrich, so random, so great and so relateable. Ostriches scare the ever loving piss out of me, hell turkeys scare me.
His body was facing this way....but his head was still like this 😂😂😂 best line ever
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed Up!
Damn i read this the sme time he saying ir
if this is not me when people tell me look at him he’s cute but don’t make it obvious 😂
Lol 😂🤣
On god funniest part why you just want apologize
Sign my petition to rename ostriches man pigeons.
Caitlyn Swann you sure as hell got mine
I'm down!!!!
Where the hell do I sign
Heck ya do it where do I sign
Hell yeah!
Maybe the ostrich just wanted to return the pen XD
Good one. 🤣🤗
@@NurseInTraining it must be Canadian
hahahahahaha
Doubt it, that ostrich really wanted to fuck em both up.
Christ follower did you just watched vacation??
2:31 “his body was still facing this way, but his head was still like this” funniest line
Mason French slipknot fan
Its Uxea moron🤦🏾♂️
why why would you throw a pen at it ....if. if. if. if. we don't even know what it is lmmfao
Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, no, no I'm not saying that...I'm like I'm just saying like...we don't even know what it is...
*_WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!_*
you spelt lmfao wrong sthu
When we make contact with aliens and we shoot first but bullets bounces off.
Love you and more more more ❤️💑💏
"He didn't care about a wall, another ostrich."
Imagine an ostrich chasing a car and suddenly colliding with a second ostrich.
That would be funny as hell!
Then they both team up and chase the car on both sides
@@FeminineGeminiJune like the dang raptors from Jurassic World
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both of y'all up."
Kevin: I don’t like ostriches
Jumanji, the next level: Welp, sucks to be you
The ostrich didnt forget that his friend threw a pen at him and called his buddies to get revenge on Kevin
“His body was facing dis way but his head was facing dis way
My favorite part is "when I catch y'all Ima fuck both y'all up..."
Justin Weed "Over a GODDAMN pen!"
The 👏 ostrich 👏 was 👏 running 👏 30 👏 miles 👏 per 👏 hour
the top speed of an ostrich is 70kph
Special Force damn
Special Force In other words 43 mph
@@koydaily ohh really?
" I'mma eat cho kids"I'm f*cking dying. I don't know how many times I've watched this and I'm still cracking up
“He didnt care bout a *WALL*.....
Another *OSTRITCH*....”
Has me DYIN every time i hear it, cos the ostritch is dead set on kevin 😆😆💀💀
i thought i was the only one who noticed "another ostrich" looool im cryin
The way he was looking at us when I catch y'all imma fuck both of you all up over a god damn pen😂😂😂😂💀
" if if if we dont even know what it is? no no no im not sayin dat im sayn WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
Two words: meep meep
Tala The wolf
That's the roadrunner
But it does look like an ostrich
THECHIEF AMP did the road runner EVER look like an actual road runner???
Julian Venegas ive never seen a road runner
THECHIEF AMP oh. Well just don't expect a road runner to be blue and purple with tail feathers like that
😂😂😂
We don't even know what it is. WAWAWAWA.😂
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed up!
I thought it was WhY tHe FuCk dID YoU ThROW A PEN AT ItTtTt
It was WE DONT EvEN KNoW WhAT tHE FUCk IT IS
I just went back and
I played it at slower rate
I can literally visualise everything he saying.. he has a way of putting you there with him which is even funnier
Lol the video of the ostrich chasing the cyclists brought me here!
lol me tooXD
I watched the ostrich/cyclist video then remembered this performance so I had to search/watch this next.
Virginia Loves Birds ! Tell me please
why would you throw a pen....lmao
why would you throw a pen at it... if we don’t even know what it is? the way he said it had me rolling lmaoo
Big arse man pigeon. LMAO gets me every time
tf is arse
U gay or European or just Australian
Ass
"We don't even know what the fuck it is!!!" LMAO. I love Kevin Hart. He is so funny.
Funny how ostriches appeared in Jumanji The Next Level as threats and he was the one explaining about ostriches.
They probably put that in on purpose for Kevin
W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is??
(Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)
xXLauren BearXx n-no, I’m n-not saying that! We don’t even k-knOW whAt it Is... AHHHHHH
I cried at that part
Ur pfp makes this 10x better
Umm why is it so cringy when it is in a sentence
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both y'all up. Over a pen. Over a goddamn pen."
A line of the year.
Fun fact Ostriches and Emus can actually be attracted humans. They can even have types, this is why it's so hard to breed them in captivity.
Pisces the aquamarine dragon ..well then
You truly do learn something new every day
@@thatgrumpychick4928 you really do
That’s...weird.
Reverse beastiality
Basically this fool was going against a road runner. Lol
"Meep meep bitch"
Actually, the ostrich is 2x faster then a road runner. So the predicament Kevin and his friend was in, was far from good.
Ostrich is the fastest running bird ever
I love ostriches but this is funnyXD
Your dove pic is so cute! :3
Virginia Loves Birds ! i can tell you like ostriches considering your name is "virginia loves birds!" XD
Bullion Productions Thank you:)
Juniel the gamer Lol
Virginia Loves Birds ! 'His body was facing this but his head was like this'. LMAO
I live In Nebraska.. where the crap did you see an ostrich at 😂
IKR
There’s a dang herd of ostrich’s on my side of Nebraska dude
Ali Casper yeah.. I agree
Actually there's is , maybe things have changed
I was bout to comment ostrich in Nebraska???
They really do run that fast. Ostrich can pick up speed up to 45mph. They can keep up with cheetahs
And it absolutely would have fucked them up if it caught them
80MPH actually they OUTRUN cheetahs
They are really fast according to JUMANJI :the next level
@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.
@@kingwacky184 This is true
This is absolutely my favorite Kevin Hart routine. I just watch it over and over and laugh like crazy every time!!! Thank you Kevin!!!!
This is definitely one of my favourite Kevin Hart stories
Man pigeon.lo:-)
“His body was still facing this way... but his head was like this” 😂 OMG this line everytime🤣
Jumanji 2 when the ostrich and Kevin hart scene comes up
I’m laughing my ass hard 🤣
My favorite of Kevin Harts stories I stg 😂😂
watched this @ work, had me cryin'....Kevin Hart is hilarious!!! I have to buy this DVD today.
10 years later here he is in jumanji the next level getting chased by them
Shouldn't have thrown that pen man! You going to learn today!
- The Ostrich
His body was still facing this way but his head was still like this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍🤣😂🤣
i cried laughing through this whole thing--you could NOT make this up
I send this to all my friends every now and then! Hysterical!
10 Years Ago Who Still Watching ?????? 🔥 #2019
The part when he got so emotional still kills me till now😂
OMG so fricking funny! You are so amazingly funny with your descriptions and delivery. Love you!
only ppl who saw jumanji 2 will think of what i immediately thought
I thought the same thing!!😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA
2:51 "When I catch yall, Imma fuck both of yall up" 🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂
Ostrichs are the evolutionary ancestor of Velociraptors, he's right to be scared man, I wouldn't fuck with a velociraptor haha
I thought they were ancestors of Terror Birds.
Ancestors ? They came after Velociraptors they can't be ancestor...but you're right, birds are supposed to be descendants of dinosaurs !
The ostrich was looking at us, like it was saying, “If I catch you up, I am gonna fuck both of you all up...” 😂🤣
Plot twist ....
The ostrich was john wick ...
If you're in Atlanta, PLEASE go see this cat's show this weekend ...saw him last night and he had the place in hysterics...so, so good!
I love his facials. He is hilarious!!!
Kevin Hart is my favorite comic! I love this guy! I have to wear Depends when I watch him!
Just watch Jumanji 2 and when I saw the ostrich scene this is what I remember 😂😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time 😂😂😂
* air lightly leaves your nose *
I am DETERMINED to not laugh.
1:56
Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is
Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up
Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible
He done this exact same skit in 2007 almost word for word. But this one is so much more funnier
Yeah comedians tell jokes multiple times. They often practice it on nonspecials and bust it out on filmed specials when its top tier.
Legend has it, that ostrich is still searching for Kevin.
That guy is SO funny! Loved every second!
NEXT COMEDY ICON!
CONGRATULATION SIR!
this video literally brought me to tears, too funny lmao
The emotional part kills me. My neck muscles cant breathe😂😂😂😂😂
I HAD to buy this. Everyone needs to own this....hilariousssss...comedy central doesn't do it justice.
"his body was facing this way 👈 but his head was like this 👁👄👁" 😂😂😂😂
fucking hilarious. I can just see the friend throwing the pen at the ostrich, so random, so great and so relateable. Ostriches scare the ever loving piss out of me, hell turkeys scare me.
came back to this video after watching Jumanji 2!
--- spoilers alert ---
only if he would say 'interesting facts' about ostriches as fast hahahahaha
hahaha so funny
"his body was facin this way but his head was like this"
Im from "Im a grown little man" The full version of this video
his body was facing this way, and his head...was still staring.. LMFAO
“When I catch y’all imma f both y’all up”😂😂
2:18 when you catch your girl cheating
1:57 BEST PART BEGINS FROM HERE 😂
As a Nebraskan I can say, what the hell was an ostrich doing in Nebraska? Did it escape from the Omaha zoo or something? :P
Ostritch Farm probably
Joshua Vargason right 😂😂😂
He was sent to hunt down kevin lol
They should make this animated like the Mike Epps "your outta here" joke😆
Holy crap that’s the most I’ve laughed in ages
"WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!" 🤣
whats that clip called where kevin is like pshoom pshoom everybody go down... someone please answer
dat scene was hilarious....kevin hart is funny as hell
We don't have ostriches in Nebraska... 😂😂😂
there are ostrich farms
i just love this joke😂 pretty sure i search for it each every year
I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
My favorite is when he was saying that he isn't a fighter and he wouldn't fight for a girl. its in the same stand up.
i wonder how kevin felt about filming the jumanji 2 scene with the herd of ostriches 😂
“Imma way your kids “ 💀😂😂
He said Haul Assing😂
This is the best PaperMate as ever 😂😂😂
Whenever he says his head was facing this way it looks like he is singing a rock song
This is sooooo amazing I love it . ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
XD omfg cant stop laughing !!! even if i have watched this like hundred times and i know what hes gonna say its still so hilarious :D
Emotional momentz 😂😂😂😂
All time legend
Who's here 2019?😂😂😂
10 years later and he is in a movie with one, Jumanji
*watches this right after watching Jumanji 2*
Me: hah this is pretty funny
Also me: the producers saw this didn’t they-
Yesssss
A bird standing on one foot is relaxing, like you crossing your legs in an armchair. The foot coming down meant everything Mr. Hart said
watch this shit when u are high!!!
this shit is hilarious
.........WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
The delivery is perfect. Lol