40K Lore For Newcomers - What Are... Genestealer Cults? - 40K Theories

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  • @Accentaur
    @Accentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    A major factor shown on criminal statistics involving the loss of jeans throughout all Imperial sectors.

    • @Ranmus
      @Ranmus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How horrifying... the loss of denim is a true tragedy...

    • @Accentaur
      @Accentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Given that denim is an archaeotech fabric not even the Mechanicus can properly synthesise, I would think so too.

    • @rocketpod1
      @rocketpod1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Booo

    • @Accentaur
      @Accentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was referring to your run of the mill Imperial citizens, not a Living Saint.

    • @Accentaur
      @Accentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then may Saint Norris, Patron of Jeans defend our ancient denims.

  • @ZKtheMAN
    @ZKtheMAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Adeptus Notificatus, *_REPRESENT._*
    Leman Russ: _You lot don't even know what a daemon is, do ya?_
    Ordo Xenos: _Do they steal jeans?_
    Leman Russ: _Yerrrrrr gonna die!_

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Brooooood Loooord Kuuuuuun...."

    • @lemanruss.107
      @lemanruss.107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someone called?

    • @sirroganestevezofnaples3076
      @sirroganestevezofnaples3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ordo Draigo present we will provide the HAMS!!!!!

    • @thatonepsycho5157
      @thatonepsycho5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sirroganestevezofnaples3076 There are Suns in the Warp?

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatonepsycho5157
      I AM ONE

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    It is a cult that is hell bent on stealing jeans

    • @juliomontega2868
      @juliomontega2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or Dealing Jeans.

    • @DuneClarity
      @DuneClarity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They steal jeans, to deal with jeans to other worlds to start stealing their jeans. Before long an entire sector can be left in their underwear for the big day. Truly a nightmare that has plagued humanity for millennia!

    • @frederik8936
      @frederik8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have a secepibility to getting high on clothes

    • @kevinbee4544
      @kevinbee4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh that's why I cant find my jeans

    • @jigzonyt517
      @jigzonyt517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First steal jeans then make profit

  • @Ranmus
    @Ranmus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Hmmm, they're cultists...
    But on the other hand, they have a plate full of cookies....
    I need to look at the Rogue Trader guidebook for this...

    • @Accentaur
      @Accentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What does the Codex Mercantiles say about that?

    • @LanceTheAutobot
      @LanceTheAutobot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Several inquisitors are typing

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _Quietly switches Rogue Trader guidebook with the Freeboota's "Freebootin' fer Dumb gits (and humies)" 'guide'_
      "If a bunch o' strange pant pirates cultist have a bunch of neat loot and/or tasty grub, kill the cultists an' take their stuff (ya zoggin' git!)!"

    • @Ranmus
      @Ranmus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@internetzenmaster8952 Welp, that makes sense!
      Alright lads! Take all the shiny stuff! Leave no cultist alive!
      And put any surviving cookie in a bag to go!

    • @kevinbee4544
      @kevinbee4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeanstealer: let me steal your jeans

  • @IvanDoubleT
    @IvanDoubleT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "we hope you learned something" ... Never trust a bald guy

    • @Accentaur
      @Accentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To paraphrase Boreale, it would be bald and fewlish .

    • @lioneljonson8556
      @lioneljonson8556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like Erebus.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It can be girls too. A favorite tactic of some cults, is to place some female third or forth generation cultists into brothels or acting as street walkers, so they can implant their clients

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their corrupted minds cause their follicles to abandon them just as they have abandoned the Emperor.

    • @greasedgamer55
      @greasedgamer55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So agent 47 is a genestealer cultist then right

  • @TrickyRidz
    @TrickyRidz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love that you make videos for newcomers, it's awesome

    • @Glaaki13
      @Glaaki13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes its great and I enjoy them even though I know the lore

  • @gude1037
    @gude1037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I am Kairos, Visir of Tzeentch. Ask me anything, but be advised - one head speaks the truth and the other lies."
    "ARE YOU A GENESTEALER??"
    "No" "Yes"
    "I knew it!" [ATTACK SCREAM]

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    *Ork Mek Zogdat explanashun:* Oh zog, da bugboy kults. Really annoyin' gitz, always goin' on boot der patriarch-y squigcrap. Last time me an' da boyz ran into sum ah dis lot, da boss couldnae find hiz pants fer a week. Real pain in da urty-bitz, I tellz ya!

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Internet Zen Master Yooz finkz dats bad, dey highja...heejuck...zoggit, NICKED a bunch uv me warband’s fav’rit shooty bitz and trukks! Da Bossmek were makin’ a ded fast, ded killy, DED ‘ARD battle-wagon fer da next WAAAAAGH!!! an’ dem Genesneaker bugboyz went an looted da zoggin fing roight as ‘e were about ter put da last flashy bitz on it.
      Poor git ain’t stopped leakin’ from ‘is eyes ever since, just mukks about wailin’ ‘bout “da fyoo-tilty uv it all.” Itz downroight un-Orky, it is.

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHaHA -
      Dat Was Zoggin Fahkin funny Dat Was

  • @kangtheknightx
    @kangtheknightx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    PRAISE BE TO THE STAR CHILDREN, TO THE FOUR ARMED EMPEROR OF THE VOID! IN HIS NAME SHALL WE ASCEND!

  • @BSOE3058
    @BSOE3058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *Skarbrand hates the bald, and the balding almost as much.*

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Skarbrand doesn’t appreciate physical contact*

  • @GraniteGhost778
    @GraniteGhost778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You know it strikes me that a rather fascinating (albeit completely implausible) story scenario would be a genestealer cult that gained some form of autonomy and attempted to resist the Hive Mind so that they could continue their existence.
    Keep up the amazing content.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682
      @friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not all that implausible. It has happened before.

    • @GraniteGhost778
      @GraniteGhost778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682 really?
      First I've ever heard of it.
      Which media does that happen in?

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've imagined that. Even if the patriarch didn't turn traitor, I could see them setting up autonomous cults and leaving to set up a new one before the hive caught up. They convince themselves that they are more useful to the hive this way, but really want to keep their own agency.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682
      @friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @slade I remember hearing about a genestealer patriarch worshipping the chaos gods before, but I forget where. Sorry, I will let you know if I find it.

    • @GraniteGhost778
      @GraniteGhost778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rey Biyok wait, there's a genestealer cult in Nurgle's Garden?
      How'd that happen?

  • @dwreanchinotan
    @dwreanchinotan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    wouldn't be more effective to switch the first gen with the fourth one? if the point is insertion, you don't want to start spawning giant bug people first, especially since you have to hide and FEED them undetected as well.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its more that the cult has to learn the biology of the species first is the reasoning. but yes i do find it hard to believe that planets that have hosipitals/or similar wouldn't notice a difference. especially with eldar or imperium (i am sure the ordo xenos would have at least acolites or just spies in all hospitals too keep an eye out for genstealer hybrids

  • @professorsponge1554
    @professorsponge1554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My question is: What would happen if the Patriarch died but the cult was still active?

    • @kangtheknightx
      @kangtheknightx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A new Patriarch will grow from the strongest of the Genestealers. That is if the cult survives the culling that is no doubt taking place if a Patriarch is killed.

    • @overtotter8639
      @overtotter8639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was under the impression that the cult would fall into disarray due to loss of the brood mind that gave them their unnatural coordination.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another genestealer takes his place. They’ll be a little woozy until that happens, but once it does they’ll be right back at it in full force

  • @SweatyDynamite
    @SweatyDynamite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Another educational video Remleiz! I feel more informed of 40k already

  • @bladestorm337
    @bladestorm337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Genesteller: *BALD AND HAVE A LOT OF CALCIUM, GO IT.*

  • @anonymoususer927
    @anonymoususer927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    They steal your jeans, thats all they do.

  • @antidote-for-chaos4206
    @antidote-for-chaos4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for the video. I just started collecting GC, subbed

  • @ShloppyShmeat
    @ShloppyShmeat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Was that Morgan Freeman on the first quote or am I just living up to my username?

  • @garagegamersdownunder620
    @garagegamersdownunder620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great info for the newcomer. Think one of our player just converted to wearing jeans.

  • @rodneykelly8768
    @rodneykelly8768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It is an evolutionary inevitability that, from time to time, a genestealer cult will come into being with no connection with the Tyranid hive mind. This fact allows players to create genestealer war groups that are not destroyed when encountering a Tyranid fleet.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It certainly would give reason for Genestealer Cult vs Genstealer Cult, or Genstealer Cult vs Tyranids battles.

    • @codyraugh6599
      @codyraugh6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always thought a cult who viewed the tyranids as vengeful gods bringing ragnarok, and only they blessed with the genetics of their gods could inherit the galaxy after they bring the doom of all others and hide from their gods wrath.

  • @chrisgood8438
    @chrisgood8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Will the genestealer cult be devoured when the hive fleet shows up ?

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In fact, in the Genestealer Cults codex, there was a story, where a forth generation hybrid, encounters his Purestrain 'son' and is shocked when the purestrain attacks him, all the purestrains in fact turning on and slaughtering the hybrid cultists as they are subsumed into the invading Tyranid swarm

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, but they probably see this as a good thing. They’re all connected to the Hive Mind, so maybe upon death and consumption, they merge with it, allowing them to reincarnate as proper Tyranids.

    • @dacaptain842
      @dacaptain842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genestealer cults actually try to flee the planet so they can screw up other planets I think

    • @jigzonyt517
      @jigzonyt517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dacaptain842 no they are consumed too

  • @hughgedney3393
    @hughgedney3393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn these Genestealer Cults, also destroy these Xenos and great video 40k Theories

  • @jackiesantos2121
    @jackiesantos2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really like the genestealer cult there are most frightening things in 40K

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They’re reminiscent of traditional Lovecraftian cults. They worship vile beings from the void, silently expand there influence though society, then await the arrival of there alien gods who really only view them food and minds to be assimilated.

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diamondmetal3062 reminds me of when occult covens are exterminated (Templars for example) and then resurface under a new name with even more power.

    • @sirgallant5000
      @sirgallant5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, not really. You have a good chance of simply getting a gruesome death from the Cults or Tyranids. The Dark Eldar on the other hand will appear from nowhere, take you and torture you in unimaginable ways for eternity. Chaos followers may turn you into a fragment of a living wall of flesh kept alive and screaming forever. If you're lucky.

  • @mat5669
    @mat5669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Space Hulk game released on pc in 93 was my introduction to Warhammer. I was a kid and was affraid that those thing would jump out of the screen.

  • @indrickboreale7381
    @indrickboreale7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How are the orc genestealers look li... wait, whea are my jeans under my power armor?

  • @rythm2.094
    @rythm2.094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Genestealers!? Do they steal jeans!?

  • @leonvalenzuela4096
    @leonvalenzuela4096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    CULT ACTIVITY CONFIRMED
    EXTERMINADUS SANCTIONED
    FOR THE EMPEROR

  • @klosharr
    @klosharr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "we hope you learned something"
    execute all bald people and let Emperor sort out his own?
    Colonel-Commissar Jensen of Krieg, 762nd Valhallan Guards

    • @lioneljonson8556
      @lioneljonson8556 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Klosharr Klosharr yeah, kill half of the Space Marines.

    • @klosharr
      @klosharr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i said people, as in general population. :P

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What if a genestealer impregnated another genestealer?

    • @R0230R
      @R0230R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Another Jeanstealer will be born.😊

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Barry Bend they would create a jean stealing Genestealer. It is the ultimate lifeform and it would destory the multiverse. Only sadgron with the mime's spoons implanted in his head would only be able to defeat her.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good question. I suppose they would recognize each other and avoid it because their stealth techniques only work for the host species

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phreakazoith2237 unless they require the need to adapt the genestealer genetics before finding a society to infiltrate.

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the notion that the cult can't truly help its rebellious actions or its drawing of the hive fleets, in a horrific way. It, along with the remaining populace, will be - willingly or unwillingly - consumed by the hive. It makes their existence a tragic one indeed. I've heard that the fear of consumption may also drive cult members to flee their world and spread their infestation elsewhere... only for the hive to eventually follow them there as well. A useful if cruel method of enforcing the hive's desire to find new population centres and feed.

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:00 - Other cults...as in chaos?

  • @Nyctophora
    @Nyctophora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like these as a good refresher on lore :)

  • @finegamingconnoisseur
    @finegamingconnoisseur 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very nice intro, hope to see a video on the space hulks and Space Marine Terminators sent in to purge them.

  • @ScarySlendy
    @ScarySlendy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Question, do they get devoured once the hive fleet comes or are they spared and assimilated?

    • @mariusdire
      @mariusdire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Devoured, even normal Tyranids get devoured after a planet is taken so cults would be no luckier. The only way a cult would survive is if they spread to other planets.

    • @Lionlord1000
      @Lionlord1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i remember hearing somewhere they are not eaten because the hivemind doesn't want their genes. it might be old lore though

    • @mariusdire
      @mariusdire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be old lore, I remember reading a year or two ago about how the cultists would prqctically throw themselves into digestion pools seeing it as ascension. The nids might not want their genes, but biomass is always wanted.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lionlord1000
      thats very old lore from a wierd shapeshifing genestealer than might not be canon anymore

  • @bobsomething4733
    @bobsomething4733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One scenario I wonder, for genestealer cults is "What happen if the first infected produce an offspring away from the Genestealer progenitor?" Say there is a genestealer (somehow) on a planet/space station/whatever, it skulk around and then infect its first human. However this human does not live there. Maybe he's a guardsman being redeployed. A crewmember of a navy vessel that's leaving. Hell maybe he's a low-level mostly unmodified mechanicus adept or anyone part of an organization that moves around the galaxy as they are redeployed. That person become infected but before they can even truly come under genestealer control they leave the place. Sure, on one hand its useful for Tyranids because it help spread their infection even further but...then what?
    The infected person has a kid with someone on another planet, who knows how many light years away. The resulting child is hybrid. If it survive and infect someone else, a cult can form but it will not have any purestrain stealer until the 5th generation. Should a makeshift, crude and limited cult form what happens? Does their firstborn purestrain Genestealer become their Patriarch? While there wouldn't really be much of a hivemind initially it is worth noting that infected human are still compelled to protect and raise their hybrid children.

  • @sunlesssentinel5326
    @sunlesssentinel5326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your vids man

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aberrants could be offspring of infected Ogyrns.

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If there isn't already, there should be a game where you fight waves of gene stealers and cultists. It could start you off as a PDF or Imperial Guard fighting in the initial defense, but you can eventually work up to stronger Astartis units (i.e. Space Marine up to Terminator) as the waves become more numerous and powerful. Each wave could end with a countdown of how long before the hive fleet arrives, with the final few waves just trying to fight the tyranids.
    I think it'd be a fun game, if implemented right

  • @Necris94
    @Necris94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did someone said GENESTEALERS?!!!

  • @williamamely7038
    @williamamely7038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is there anything in the Lore of 40k where groups of citizens or pockets of resistance in any of these worlds have joined forces to battle these cults from within? It would be great to see such groups fighting for their homes and the Imperium. I would love to write such stories myself telling the tales of such resistance, though I am no Gavin Thorpe.

    • @sirgallant5000
      @sirgallant5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems unlikely, they would feel you're pure human.

  • @rodzilla1869
    @rodzilla1869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great videos as always. Hey question what is the difference between a psykers as a sorcer

    • @rosicroix777
      @rosicroix777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psychers use their inate povvers ( conciously as vvell as unconciously) to have stuff happen, but a Sorceror has made pacts ( conciously as vvell as unconciously) to gain vvarp povver. So 1 is born vv/it & the other bargains for it.

  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Theee Im-Peh-Reum's wah-riahs haave come... But we cannot ah-low them to harm... THE BROOOOOOOOOD!!!"

  • @Noisius
    @Noisius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What if for some reason a 4th generation genestealer is chosen by a chapter to become an astartes?

    • @kangtheknightx
      @kangtheknightx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Genetic screening the likely aspirants would probably put a stop to that and any cults on the planet.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They likely get burnt alive by the Chaplains and then the rest of the chapter declare a crusade to purge the whole planet

  • @ZeroCGR2
    @ZeroCGR2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So can you have two cults on a world and engaging in combat with one another? How does Hive Mind react

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well one cult could be a chaos cult for example ;)

    • @ZeroCGR2
      @ZeroCGR2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At 6:20 you said about world being invaded by rival cults. Did you mean Chaod cults or Genestealer cults? Cause I understand the first one but the latter? Is it even possible

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I meant things such as Chaos cults or even Imperial cults like the Cult of Redemption. ^^

    • @farseeraradrel4808
      @farseeraradrel4808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two Genestealer Cult were spotted on the War World of Vigilus, and they apparently acted in cooperation as two separate entities, yet allied.
      Though, it's possibly a mix up of name by Warhammer Community as they gave info on Vigilus.

    • @codyraugh6599
      @codyraugh6599 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@farseeraradrel4808 the hive fleets fight eachother so idk, it seems likely the cults with diffrent central Patriarchs which are separate from the hive mind anyways would be more likely to infighting than the Tyranids who do for, no discernable reason.

  • @paszable
    @paszable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    copy right from black library'The shapes in the void were closer now, easier to discern. The fronded gill, at this distance, seemed less fluted, less organic in its sweeping rills. One might be forgiven for instead imagining the chromic spars of a sensor array, or the brandished muzzles of atmospheric cannons. The tentacle, unravelling across the vacuum, a million tiny clavicules dotting its surface, now seemed more regular, segmented in slabs of connected metal. A fuel umbilicus. Great leathern wings became buttresses, spines were the steeples and turrets of human construction, gaudy skin-colourations became the blocky design of heraldry and symbol.
    )from Elucidium by simon spurrier(

    • @paszable
      @paszable 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...they say that i shall be redeemed if only i recant. If only i renounce my patroness. If only i betray Her glory, Her honour, her mercy.

  • @orangvii3633
    @orangvii3633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys,I can't find any of my jeans

  • @pythonking16.59
    @pythonking16.59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How come there are no cults yet with Leviathan traits? As in yellow skin and violet carapaces. HF Leviathan is been out there for a while now, as well as Behemoth, and yet I have not seen one painting scheme that would parallel either of the hive fleets

  • @darkhighwayman1757
    @darkhighwayman1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tyranids are terrifying... May the Emperor protect...

  • @YourTrustyHonkey9716
    @YourTrustyHonkey9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gene stealer is becoming one of my new favorites

  • @deff_bepis
    @deff_bepis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can I just have my jeans back please

    • @rosicroix777
      @rosicroix777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vvouldn't happen if you vvore slacks or a kilt or a good old pair of guard issue BDU trousers,Jean stealers only attack the stylish

    • @deff_bepis
      @deff_bepis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Percy Barbarossa BUT I WAS WEARING THEM UNDER MY POWER ARMOUR

  • @Ranmus
    @Ranmus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another Theory: Do Remleiz and/or Naerina wear jeans?

  • @williamarmstrong7163
    @williamarmstrong7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    no monsterous xenos cult is as feared.................as the memestealers

  • @TheAgentmigs
    @TheAgentmigs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whats the gestation length of humans with the Genestealer infection?

    • @Warriorlord1
      @Warriorlord1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agent Migs normal human gestation, but infected humans will be compelled to breed and raise more children

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, the gestation time probably doesn’t matter as much as it might seem. Cults tend to set up shop in the sewers and underhives of worlds that they infect, and given just how many people live down there and how little anyone in the upper levels cares about what’s going on with the mutants, gangers and hobos, the cult will spread like wildfire. I wouldn’t be surprised to find at least several new members being born every day in a cult that’s had some time to get firmly established.

    • @nraketh
      @nraketh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some fiction has it at an accelerated pace.

  • @jigzonyt517
    @jigzonyt517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Step one steal jeans
    Step 2...
    Step three. profit!!!!

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    > Haemonculii Wrack getting stalked by an Abarinth
    NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT?!?

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gratuitous Lurking I’m gonna quote Big E here: “YOU KNOW, GIVEN THE STAGGERING AMOUNT OF HORRIBLE DEATHS ARBITRARILY ASSIGNED TO INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IT IS SURPRISINGLY REFRESHING TO SEE IT HAPPEN TO SOMEONE WHO GENUINELY DESERVES IT.”

    • @nraketh
      @nraketh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willrogers3793 What's that from?

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nraketh Bruva Alfabusa’s “If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device” series. (Usually just called “TTS” for short)

  • @nraketh
    @nraketh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genestealer infection always seemed backwards to me. The first generation are the most obviously alien and would be the most difficult to hide and infiltrate, and that would also be the riskiest time for the cult as it wouldn't be established yet. And also somehow the cult breeds back to purestrain genestealers in the generation after neophytes.
    I think it should go the other way. Neophyte first generation, then acolytes, then hybrids, then purestrain.

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly for them, they don't know how to do it like that. It takes a long time for the genestealers to properly understand the host species' genome. They lurk in the shadows, inducting the dregs of society, until they're advanced enough to infiltrate high society. Trust me, in a place as big as the Imperium, nobody will notice a few hundred, or even a few thousand, missing people, especially if those people are low-class.

  • @NostramoNight
    @NostramoNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Tie-ran-id race”

  • @RamboArminius1
    @RamboArminius1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Confirmed Genestealer cult battle cries:
    “Long Live Male Pattern Baldness!”
    “Death to hair!”

  • @leeboy26
    @leeboy26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Couldn't you just predict a cult uprising by an upswing in wig sales?

  • @tonysimonsen3228
    @tonysimonsen3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can a stealer cult go rogue and turn against tyranids? Ive recently started putting a cult together, but i dont want to get dragged into doing tyranids, so im hoping my lot can be not on friendly terms with their nid overlords

    • @tonysimonsen3228
      @tonysimonsen3228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the36lessons11 ah, i see. Thanks for that

  • @Robert_Douglass
    @Robert_Douglass 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to think that Genestealers were much harder to distinguish from the host species, and due to this difficulty, that thinking led me to believe that discovery of a single Genestealer warranted Exterminatus. This video has certainly put paid to that line of thinking. If this is correct, then a world infiltrated by a Genestealer cult has more of a chance to survive and avoid the attention of a Hive Fleet than I previously had imagined.

  • @xoersummoner1336
    @xoersummoner1336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was great as always, I have a question though: What happens to a cult when a Hive Fleet arrives?

    • @bryanquesnel7099
      @bryanquesnel7099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They "ascend into the Light".
      In other words, they join the meat mass like all other non tyrannids.

  • @bingfisher
    @bingfisher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So the Patriarchs are just chefs for the Tyranids, preparing their meal.

  • @comicsfan6616
    @comicsfan6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel that Genestealer cults are very underrated, they can provide stories very Lovecraft style in 40k universe
    If there arw books like that, please comment
    Thanks

  • @fawkes.6820
    @fawkes.6820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:29 that tech priest wonder if the Emperor can be made of cyber-dongs

  • @AmentiVZ
    @AmentiVZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wasn't there a Simpsons episode about this?

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wouldn't surprise me, Simpsons have done everything else

    • @captnwinkle
      @captnwinkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SIMPSON'S DID IT!!!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      40K Theories this type of Tyranid seems like it was based on invasion of the pod people

  • @BenoIsABot
    @BenoIsABot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What if a tyranid or genestealer gets ahold of the emperor's DNA?.....

    • @RexOedipus.
      @RexOedipus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The nids already do

    • @nocthemedic2951
      @nocthemedic2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RexOedipus. how?

    • @RexOedipus.
      @RexOedipus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nocthemedic2951 dead astartes being used by the nids as gene things

  • @laabitres
    @laabitres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Witch Hunter Tyrus out here sounding like Hitler lmao

  • @owenfoster1101
    @owenfoster1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bet every cult member is called Levi after stealing all them jeans

  • @bruhmomento529
    @bruhmomento529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everybody gangsta till the bald guy starts preaching

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What if Tyranids are attacking the galaxy, assimilating other species in a desperate attempt to develop hair growth?

  • @juliomontega2868
    @juliomontega2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still they are Jeans Dealers, GW really should rename them into something less meme heavy :D
    Like Geno-something, just something with less Jeans...

    • @nraketh
      @nraketh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      People will mock any name GW comes up with. Its the nature of humor.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    We know that the hive fleets are competing with each other. So it is not unlikely that genestealers of different hives are trying to infiltrate the same planet by establishing a cult is it not?

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We only have one example of hive fleets competing with each other, and we don't know why they did

  • @arkinseth144
    @arkinseth144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    how to beat genestealers: only have people with hair in power

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:00
    Wait so they start off looking very tyranid and then gradually start looking more like their host species?

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@40KTheories So if one discovers them early, the planetary defense forces may have a chance in hell?

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tarik360 Yup :3

  • @antikemet1709
    @antikemet1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Given genetic material...
    Giggity

  • @jasonsantos3037
    @jasonsantos3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find genestealers Colt Silverton skaven similar to yeah sort of similar

  • @miles2378
    @miles2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are folowers of a chaos God imune from genestealer infection?

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greenstealaz!

  • @lyricsfrombelow6920
    @lyricsfrombelow6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Skip to 1:00

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genestealers: Our Deadly Foes

  • @Samm815
    @Samm815 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do they steal jeans?

  • @JohnSmith13334
    @JohnSmith13334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is this tech priest with a dinosaur head ??

  • @SilverArse
    @SilverArse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genestealer cults are a way to incorporate Lovecraftian, Cthulu mythos flavours into the universe. They await for the stars to be right and the hivefleet turning up is like Cthulu turning up and eating everything. There are cults to bring this about. The Genestealers and now Lictors have had the tentacle mouth influence modelled onto them throughout the years. It's also a take on The invasion of the Bodysnatchers theme. They look too unnatural though. Never really liked the idea. Genestealers were also a take on the Xenos from the Alien films, and shoving convoluted sentience into them seems un-nidish. But hey it's their lore and they will incorporate what they want.

  • @jordandevlinhumber7797
    @jordandevlinhumber7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes

  • @meirzamsky
    @meirzamsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the moment you realize you hear the dies irae and youre such a nerd

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost ปีที่แล้ว

    So scary to me.

  • @Totoofwarful
    @Totoofwarful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there a cult in necromonda?

    • @chadcoburn6325
      @chadcoburn6325 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is. Their numbers are too small to contaminate anything in the planet, though, what with the hive gangs fighting them as if they are just another gang.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, in Hive Primus there are only a tiny number of them, but there was a major outbreak in another of the major hives on Necromunda, which resulted in the whole city being purged and placed on permanent quarantine

    • @chadcoburn6325
      @chadcoburn6325 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weldonwin Thanks for clarifying. I was talking about Hive Primus specifically, but didn't call it by name. Had no idea they were a major threat to other hive cities.

  • @internetpleb4854
    @internetpleb4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just Look at the news the cult is real.

  • @Sereze001
    @Sereze001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *JEAN STEALERS*

  • @someenglishguy82
    @someenglishguy82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So the host thinks the genestealers sexy after being charmed by its gaze then are kissed and give birth to genestealers

  • @TB-ps6wc
    @TB-ps6wc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    But Angela Merkel isn't bold?

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nobody said they couldn't wear wigs

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep a close eye on her and see if there are any hints of her third arm showing

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey now, I think the current POTUS is quite a bit more likely to carry “the taint”. Inexplicably rapid rise to power? Blatantly artificial hair? A rather disturbing amount of sex drive for a man his age? Aaaand an odd amount of “keeping it in the family”?
      The hive fleet’s on its way, methinks.

  • @nickwilliams430
    @nickwilliams430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I definitely think that the tyranids would be the ultimate victors of the warhammer universe.

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly being in a genestealer cult would be rad

  • @Stannismenace
    @Stannismenace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    First generation genestealer look similar to there genestealer primarch why don't humans targets them on that period... Why they waiting for them to having their generations... It's makes no sense to me waiting for them growing into four or five generations to take over...

  • @sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635
    @sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahh my least favorite faction :)

  • @Ghastly_Grinner
    @Ghastly_Grinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like them too bad that they are basically just nids

  • @bruckebruck565
    @bruckebruck565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    in reality u would call genetealers j*******

  • @zakuu4992
    @zakuu4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just a thought, what if they made a wh40k movie then use a Genestealer as the point of view?

  • @Sonjaslostson
    @Sonjaslostson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmmmm. Nope. Too obvious. Not going THERE. Not here.