Suzy Eddie Izzard Explains How Noah's Ark Would Work IRL | Stripped | Universal Comedy
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- THOSE DAMN LIONS!
Stripped is a back-to-basics stand-up from Suzy Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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12 years of Catholic school here. Even in high school in the 70s they taught us that "the whole would" in those times was between the Eufrates and Tigress rivers which could have flooded and "every animal" would only be a few species.
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There are grown adults who actually believe that two penguins walked all the way from Antarctica to the Middle East to get aboard an ark built by a 500 year old man.
Thanks for this😊.
I remember reading a historical investigation into the myth of Noah's ark. At best the evidence shows the "ark" was actually a trading vessel in Egypt when the Nile river flooded all the local land. The "world" was actually where all the local people lived, so it was the "world" to them, but it wasn't the entire planet.
I heard similar, except based in Mesopotamia instead of Egypt.
Thats intriguing... I was under the impression the "great flood" was the breach and filling of the black sea as the ice age came to a close. I saw a program about it a while back, the Deluge Hypothesis, I believe it was called.
Still, fascinating stuff, even if we're not all sure what gave rise to the myth.
What came first ? Gervais or Izzard ?
Izzard is one of the funniest people alive, a talented actor, a sharp cross-dresser, an experienced marathon runner, and a great writer. -The Philadelphia Inquirer
Sorry Eddie, Noah didn’t not need to put aquatic entities on the Ark. the globe was WET😂😂😂
Salt water and fresh water mixing together would make the seas uninhabitable for a lot of aquatic life
Ah, the magic zoo boat. It was nice of the predators to hold off eating their prey until they had reproduced for a few generations. 😂
The predators were allowed to eat dragons and unicorns though
Why did the fish need to get on the boat?
Salt water vs fresh water, I guess.
Yeah. It would need an aquarium inside!
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Well understanding logic and evolution is not Eddie's strong point
@@deborahm3622 as if there is any logic with these silly bible stories in the first place. Purely entertainment.
Why would there have been any aquatic life being saved from a flood? I think they were safe already!
Funny stuff.
This must be a really old video.
Another myth “borrowed “. Falls apart on so many levels if taken literally
Sharks get a bad rap, they don't even eat people. :(
Nope, they just taste them with bad results.
Since they knew under 0.1% the animals in the world they could fit in the ark. All animals known to man. Still a stupid story though 😋
The whole book is a stupid story ;)
It is if you take it literally.
It's strictly children story. I loved those story, then I grew up. I'm an adult now. Most of what they taught me was Bull Sh#e, and still is. There is a hell of a lot of fool who still believe in this BS
.Even members of my Families. SMH
((qMp))
Well said bro -
The Bible is about social control and lies. Without religion we could be on our way to colonize the stars. Instead religious cancer keeps us down, and divide humanity into an endless cycle of war and misery. @@SalsaDerrickCommunitySalsaKizo
Nice to see Eddie looking reasonably normal😊
Exactly now he looks like a freak!
He ALWAYS looks gorgeous....this or that way.
In other words, conforming to **your** standards. 🙄🤡
Over 8 billion different species of creature and that doesn’t account for different gender! ON ONE STUFFIN BOAT! Carnivores and herbivores in a confined space too!
Jeez this bloke like his so called jokes haven't aged very well.
A bit like the Bible, then.
hmmmm. Lost it.
Not funny because Eddie's jokes rested on invalid assumptions. First of all, why did Eddie assume that Noah tried to load aquatic animals like fish, giant squids, and sharks onto his ark in order to save them from the Flood? Noah didn't-except perhaps as food. Noah's goal was to save _land_ animals and birds from drowning in the Flood. Aquatic creatures don't drown in water-they _live_ there!
As for lions and tigers eating up other animals and people on board-that's easy to foresee and avoid. See, people through the ages-in real life-have been transporting such animals on ships. Including the Romans, the Spaniards, the British, the wildlife traders, the zoo procurers etc. Indeed, predators and prey can be transported together on the same ship, arriving at their destination with everybody alive and well. That's how African lions and zebras-for example-ended up in American zoos. Why didn't the predators kill other animals or the crew on the ships? For that matter, why don't they kill other animals and humans in a zoo or circus? Figure it out-it's not hard, unless you're Eddie.
It's called comedy, not a documentary.
@@zakgault4209 right on! 👍
@@zakgault4209 Well, simply calling it "comedy" doesn't make it so. Sure, some folks might find it funny when the host speaks nonsense and treats the audience like they're stupid-but I don't. YMMV.
See, Noah's Ark is one of the most popular topics for religious comedy. IMO, every possible drop of humor has already been squeezed out of it by comedians like Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, George Carlin, Bill Cosby etc., and movies like _Evan Almighty._ Consequently, any comedian joking about it has to come up with a really novel angle. Otherwise it's just a rehash. This is a rare miss for Izzard, who's reasonably funny otherwise.
@@andrewjameshenderson1389 A bit early in the thread for _ad hominem_ attacks-but okay, if that's how you want it. Clearly, you've run out of intelligent things to say even before you typed your first comment.
Noah's story occurs in the Torah as well as the Quran. So tell me, do you have a rational basis for concluding that I am not Jewish or Muslim? Or are you merely projecting your own self-loathing onto me?
@@nHans Did you imagine the ad hominem or was something deleted? It's almost like you've got an emotional investment with arguing with yourself.
Eddie is a chick now.
I can see why Eddie didn't keep doing stand up. Sorry, I just don't find him funny.
Here's a suggestion: try watching videos that you actually like. Enjoy life. Be less miserable.
Why are you sorry ??? 😂😂😂😂
Its good, but its only Ricky Gervase's material.
Didn't find any of that funny . Did he just make a joke out of a child being mutilated ? I wonder what the wokesters would have made of Ricky Gervais saying that . Hypocrites !!
I guess the audience laughed just because they had to…..
Men can be women Fact or Fiction?
Gender is a spectrum, whether or not you are able to understand that.
Why does he say Christians and not Muslims? Is it because it’s not a cheap joke when told about Muslims and the Quran
Because Muslims spontaneously self combust. Or something like that.
Yeah, thats probably it. Whats your point?
@@mikeblalock4116 isn’t it obvious
Possibly because he was raised where Christianity was the dominant religion? And therefore he is more familiar with how ridiculous it is?
@@JohnWill86 yes but i'd hoped to emphasize that the alternative (inferred goal) of that comment is to incite violence amongst christians against religious criticisers. Which, while thats fully in line with old testament teachings, it is fully against what the christy boy said.
I miss Eddie
So do I, not sure what it currently is masquerading as him
Why would a squid and a shark need to get aboard a boat? Duh! The funniest thing about Izzard is, oh wait, there is nothing funny about Izzard, maybe apart from him thinking that he's now a woman.
Slat water vs fresh water I guess? Doesn't make much sense, but neither does the story its based on.
I guess you missed all the jokes then.
It's not just the species. It's that they were all gay too. Images depict two male lions, etc. Not great for seeding the new generation.
I hope he always look like this. He is an excellent comedian, but his clothes are always distracting.