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  • According to Suzy Suzy Eddie Izzard, Noah's Ark would be a logistical nightmare.
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    Stripped is a back-to-basics stand-up from Suzy Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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  • @maestroh2986
    @maestroh2986 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Eddie is a national treasure. Always been my favorite.

    • @mdmurray17
      @mdmurray17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Suzie eddie izzard? Oh please give it a rest

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads ปีที่แล้ว +26

    'Its not poetry' is the best part for me.

  • @booksandbrains3930
    @booksandbrains3930 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Lots of commenters very pressed about a name change! You’d think it was a huge deal to them personally haha. Enjoyed this set! Would love to see more from this show.

    • @leahsundvall5894
      @leahsundvall5894 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s not like she changed it to Engelbert Humperdinck. 😂

    • @CAThompson
      @CAThompson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *She, her hers

    • @FayKneuse
      @FayKneuse ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Full show, from same tour.
      Https://th-cam.com/video/OQaHSApf8-c/w-d-xo.html

    • @toobasaurus23
      @toobasaurus23 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Loved Izzard for years, but after I read about the pronoun preference and name change... I thought, no big deal and good for her. The quality comic and actor is still the same, it just takes some adjustment in the comments.
      So pleased for Suzy. Keep that comedy coming!

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Most people are under educated and over sensitive about things that will NEVER AFFECT THEM.

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh I remember this one! Oldie, but a goodie

  • @TDCflyer
    @TDCflyer ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ...but the tigers wouldn't get the honey badgers.
    So, once the flood goes down there'd be some really grumpy tigers at the stern and some mad honey badgers at the bow with the rest of the ark scattered with bones...

  • @AttilaAsztalos
    @AttilaAsztalos ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tuxedo with jeans...? Ooooh, that's class...

  • @pluribus_unum
    @pluribus_unum ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:38 - No more Virgin Mary. Just all "Halo Dolly" [from] now on.

  • @Dloin
    @Dloin ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is that how "Finding Nemo" came up with the pacifist sharks? xD

  • @suecastillo4056
    @suecastillo4056 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    One of my FAV skits!! Thank you for showing this!!!😂🤣♥️‼️

  • @nilshult5115
    @nilshult5115 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The evil ducks swimming about in the water minding their own buisness and don´t care about the ark😎

  • @Charlotte66666
    @Charlotte66666 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Covered in bees!!

  • @ryanporter2584
    @ryanporter2584 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Long ears? Along the side, please.
    Short ears? Inside the fucking boat!

  • @fabricdragon
    @fabricdragon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i always love your voice...
    thank you for the nod to the Owl and the Pussycat

  • @thomasgodridge5945
    @thomasgodridge5945 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the aquatic animals would be fine. If anything, they'll be thrilled.

    • @jamieangel3766
      @jamieangel3766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not the freshwater kind 😆

    • @thomasgodridge5945
      @thomasgodridge5945 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamieangel3766 That's true. The squids would be like people in a restaurant complaining there's not enough salt.

  • @iatebambismom
    @iatebambismom ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Bible would be better if it had Noah's Monkey Emporium.

  • @jenniferedwards1752
    @jenniferedwards1752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The song is actually "He is the sun God! He is the one God! Ra! Ra! Ra!"

  • @fluffylee
    @fluffylee ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If they make a Nemo 2 please for the love of all things good in this world have Eddie voice a shark.

    • @Xune2000
      @Xune2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have some good and bad news for you...

  • @gj8683
    @gj8683 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny how he gives the squirrel the accent of an American dude.

  • @stacybrown3429
    @stacybrown3429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the sharks were in the water not on the boat 😂

  • @verttikoo2052
    @verttikoo2052 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can eat Swiss alps 🤔 Those are made of chocolate 🎉

  • @edweb2006
    @edweb2006 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tell us a story of flying monkeys next.

    • @ruh-roh9472
      @ruh-roh9472 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Le Sange est disparu !

  • @damrat
    @damrat ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Is there a name for the thing that Suzy Eddie does where she invents a word in the middle of a bit? She seems to do it rather frequently, and it’s just become a normal part of her comedic delivery. I don’t know if it happens because she forgets the "right" word and invents a filler in the moment, or if it’s a planned part of her act. Anyone know?

    • @veritas1335
      @veritas1335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Similar to a malaprop.

    • @barbaramcknight6981
      @barbaramcknight6981 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let's call it Izzardry.

    • @capthappy8884
      @capthappy8884 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're pretty much on point. They have used different tools throughout their career to buy time(or as you said, "filler"). If you pay attn, they will often take a sharp inhale just before the filler. It's of course evolved over time, but to maintain a flow that feels more spontaneous, they dont script out a show beyond the joke/theme. This frees them up to improvise in the moment, but can make transitions less smooth as it's not all mapped out beforehand. Hence the techniques for "filler" that tie it all together 😊

    • @inpugnaveritaas
      @inpugnaveritaas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His. Eddie is a man.

    • @capthappy8884
      @capthappy8884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @inpugnaveritaas Eddie has stated he doesn't care which pronoun or name. so while you're not wrong, neither is the comment you're replying to.

  • @TheLadyWoreBlack73
    @TheLadyWoreBlack73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not sure what year this was, but Eddie sure was handsome then.

  • @jamesmetzler2031
    @jamesmetzler2031 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Squids and sharks? The world as they knew it was flooded.....With water.

  • @areareare9953
    @areareare9953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually, it would be putting 2x4s together....

  • @mariusmalan8472
    @mariusmalan8472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And yet it worked!

  • @MMBrickie
    @MMBrickie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's got a point.

  • @jdkdar0902
    @jdkdar0902 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A f**king genius :-)

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Most animals are not as bad as humans, Eddie. Not even sharks.

    • @Roksee
      @Roksee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've never met a shark.

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Roksee I've worked with a few.

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually, we know that the biblical flood did not happen. We know it for a fact.

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably a rehash of the Gilgamesh flood myth, with details changed through Chinese whispers over a few hundred years.

  • @geovarni
    @geovarni ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the funniest women ever

    • @LittleMissPyeWacket
      @LittleMissPyeWacket ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a bloke not a woman

    • @geovarni
      @geovarni ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LittleMissPyeWacket in his mind he is a woman. Suzie is his name

    • @paulinegibson7010
      @paulinegibson7010 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thinking you’re a woman doesn’t make you a woman.

    • @happymaskedguy1943
      @happymaskedguy1943 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They identify as female. Is it really so hard to respect someone’s preference. Honestly. You right wing folk are the biggest toddlers throwing tantrums over nothing.

    • @gedrooney9305
      @gedrooney9305 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@geovarni Idiot.

  • @JohnFleshman
    @JohnFleshman ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you have issue with Suzy theres a rather good chance that closet door would open real easy. just come on out its much less stressful I hear. LOL.

  • @Plisko1
    @Plisko1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can someone explain to me why Noah's Ark would need to take water creatures? That's the weirdest premise for a joke ever.

    • @DonnaBump
      @DonnaBump ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fish are actually pretty particular about whether they're in salt or fresh water... if the seas were super rough from a god throwing them about, plus it being not the right type of water... I bet some fish would just die. ☠️

    • @dulls8475
      @dulls8475 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DonnaBump They did in their millions. In fossils all over the world. How do you get a fossil? You have a catastrophic flood and they get buried and quickly to or they get eaten or rot to nothing.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thought was, "Same reason we like to put animals in zoos and aquariums." Because we can?

  • @christinae30
    @christinae30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I appreciate the efforts from the sharks to live up to the Geneva convention for shark- human relations, but I don't get itwhy they and the squids and fish must go on the boat? Was it for the party? Or something wokish that everybody should be treated the same?

  • @leahsundvall5894
    @leahsundvall5894 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What's in a name? That which we call a comedian By any other name would be as funny? -Shakespeare

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try doing that gig in Arkansas. Breaking news, Eddie Izzard murdered on stage in Little Rock, Arkansas.

  • @Blackfangable
    @Blackfangable ปีที่แล้ว

    And one thing that doesnt make any sense about the whole arc thing. Does anybody remember that picture of like 3 different pairs of animals ealking onto the arc but the Lions in the middle are both male lions. So if that picture is them walking onto the arc i guess "God " never had anything against gays but for some reason they always taught us that god doesnt like gays. If that were true that picture should have never been used in any chruch of any religion teaching about god

  • @KonradNielsenDK
    @KonradNielsenDK ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👍👍👍

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Simpler times when Izzard dressed like a dad who wasn't fully committed to his pirate costume...

    • @CAThompson
      @CAThompson ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Her

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes you sad, or mad?

    • @OpEditorial
      @OpEditorial ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThatOpalGuy indifferent tbh, just making an observation.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OpEditorial is in opinion. You certainly have that. You also have the option to not post for all the world's amusement.

    • @carterkalchik
      @carterkalchik ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She wore a dress, heels and a full face of make up in Dress to Kill which was like 15 years before this, so I dunno what you mean about “simpler times” - she’s dressed however she wants for decades.

  • @LJ7000
    @LJ7000 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty sure you don't need to rescue fish in a flood. Not sure how this fact escaped a comedian.

    • @AussieNaturalist
      @AussieNaturalist ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont most fresh water fish die in salt water and vise versa?

    • @LJ7000
      @LJ7000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AussieNaturalist a shark is not fresh water.

    • @AussieNaturalist
      @AussieNaturalist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LJ7000
      You said “fish” not sharks, even though they are the one in the same, regardless, there are fresh water and salt water fish, and the vast majority of them can’t survive in anything else, so almost all the fresh water fish would have died…

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That and rainwater diluting the salt water would probably also kill a good chuck of the ocean going fish, if it was enough to cover all land on earth. Tho people living in other places during that time would probably really surprised to hear that the whole world was underwater...

    • @AussieNaturalist
      @AussieNaturalist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nuahavizu
      Spot on 👍

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Surely if he was "Eddie" at the time, then labelling him "Suzy" is rewriting history? The past doesn't change just because Eddie views it differently now.

    • @Xartimus
      @Xartimus ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If someone changed their name, you'd refer to them by the new name, even if you were looking at a video of a time they had a different name. This is because they're currently called something new and is known as common sense.
      If Gary changed their name to Barry, you'd look at a video from when they were called Gary, and you'd say "Oh look, it's Barry. Also, that happens to be from the time they were called Gary"

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Xartimus I'm not totally convinced by that argument.

    • @Xartimus
      @Xartimus ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Martial-Mat If one had a picture of one's mother from before she was married, would you refer to her via her maiden name?

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yes, that' a fair point.

    • @voulafisentzidis8830
      @voulafisentzidis8830 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Xartimus sadly, I still think of Cat Stevens as Cat Stevens....

  • @dulls8475
    @dulls8475 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here is a thought but not as funny. Did Noah take on cubs, male and female.

  • @applesandpears9756
    @applesandpears9756 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ffs. Eddie is a man. Stop it.

    • @happymaskedguy1943
      @happymaskedguy1943 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How is it any of your business what they identify as?
      Get a grip.

  • @greendeane1
    @greendeane1 ปีที่แล้ว

    No trans on the ark.

  • @DM-it2ch
    @DM-it2ch ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who's "Suzy"?

    • @jordanbaldry822
      @jordanbaldry822 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The person in the video

    • @LH-kr4od
      @LH-kr4od ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's what Eddie Izzard is demanding that we call him now. Or else.

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      L H... it's amazing you can type on a keyboard with an intellect like that.

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LH-kr4odIs this how you speak of people who change their name after they get married too?

    • @finncullen
      @finncullen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LH-kr4od He's said he prefers to be called that. No demands, no threats. Don't be such an easily triggered snowflake. The world is not your safe-space.

  • @KevPage-Witkicker
    @KevPage-Witkicker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait til he goes full circle and starts doing blackface.

  • @Christopher_Clark
    @Christopher_Clark ปีที่แล้ว +5

    See? Women can be funny.

    • @Solinvicti
      @Solinvicti ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The misogyny is strong in this one.

    • @Christopher_Clark
      @Christopher_Clark ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Solinvicti The sense of humour is low in this one.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the sense of humour was low in your one. But there's no accounting for taste.

  • @randomelvis3359
    @randomelvis3359 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Suzy?

    • @KILLER9639
      @KILLER9639 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's her(his) new name

    • @inspectorpouzo
      @inspectorpouzo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts exactly. He's more like a Vanessa.

    • @randomelvis3359
      @randomelvis3359 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inspectorpouzo Margaret 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @King_Alfred_849
      @King_Alfred_849 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah.....this is when Suzy was actually named Eddie when he was doing this tour! Not sure why this is this now named Suzy, because it wasn't at the time! Why should the minority confuse the majority? That is my question!

    • @crzyprplmnky
      @crzyprplmnky ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@King_Alfred_849 Lmao that's like saying if many people are confused by how to say your name you should change it. Of course the individual will always be the minority, but you also know yourself better than "the majority" no?

  • @richardboughton8338
    @richardboughton8338 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ricky Gervais did a sketch based on the Bible/Noahs Ark which was actually funny.

  • @LittleMissPyeWacket
    @LittleMissPyeWacket ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not calling someone Suzy who is a heterosexual man in a skirt with not even a whiff of hormone replacement or intentions of fully transitioning. By he own words he changes day to day from male to female 'mode' depending on how he feels. That's fine live and let live an all that. However, unlike some comments here who are virtue signalling and insisting he is a woman / female, makes me want to scream. I used to love Eddie but since he's decided that any male, including himself who 'identifies as female' should be able to use the woman's loos and he's admitted he does this when in a skirt, I have ZERO respect for him, which is a about the same amount he's showing real biological women.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones ปีที่แล้ว

      Why the heck is everyone so riled up about bathrooms? Seriously! There are zillions of bathrooms used by both sexes - who the heck cares? Every bathroom that has more than one loo has a door on the toilet so what does it matter? My goodness! People love to repeat media talking points without even hearing how silly they sound. It's a bathroom - everyone shits and farts in it.

  • @user-gt6ye8cr4z
    @user-gt6ye8cr4z ปีที่แล้ว

    Good for her.

  • @simondiamond001
    @simondiamond001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ricky Gervais did the whole 'Noah's Ark' schtick so much better.

    • @cm9241
      @cm9241 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No he didn't, because Ricky Gervais is unfunny.

  • @belthool4934
    @belthool4934 ปีที่แล้ว

    animals will lie down in peace and not attack other animals in a storm just as God said had happened.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 ปีที่แล้ว

      For 40 days and 40 nights? They would all be dead from starvation with fresh 'ready meals' in a container right in front of them. Seems unlikely.
      Also, what about all the species of beetles? Noah would have needed a whole ark for them, alone. I wonder why God loves beetles so much? 🤔

  • @eugenefroos
    @eugenefroos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why isn't he wearing a dress?

    • @MsMounen
      @MsMounen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not in 'woman mode' here.

    • @LittleMissPyeWacket
      @LittleMissPyeWacket ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsMounen Yet we're supposed to call him Suzy, bloody ridiculous.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones ปีที่แล้ว

      Women haven't been forced to wear dresses for a century now. Get with the times!

  • @MrMarkhall1
    @MrMarkhall1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The man is an embarrasment

  • @08krishni67
    @08krishni67 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ricky Gervais beat you to it…

    • @markmcgahey8385
      @markmcgahey8385 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL, Izzard's been doing Noah's ark since at least the 1990s. Cosby was doing Noah's Ark in the 1960s. And given how ludicrous the premise is, I'm sure comics were making hay with it for a good three thousand years before that. I assure you, Gervais didn't "beat anyone to it" with a Noah's Ark sketch.

  • @sumosher
    @sumosher ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just dont; find him funny anymore

  • @1mmotown
    @1mmotown ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This isn't even worth commenting on.

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well. *gestures vaguely*

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And still you did. How embarrassing for you.

  • @robjohnston1433
    @robjohnston1433 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Izzard is the 'Comedian who had no Clothes' ... he is simply NOT FUNNY, but because he sneaks in a bit of "History" (always wrong!) a bit of French, and flaunts his (very dubious) "Trans-ness", people who thinks themselves Progressive just HAVE TO LAUGH.
    His "stream of consciousness" is merely unconnected words and thought, but -- again to seem "with it" -- the same people say "Oh, HOW Anarchic! HOW ORIGINAL!

    • @LS-um3zq
      @LS-um3zq ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was funny before you got your panties in a twist over "trans". Funny then, funny now.

    • @MsMounen
      @MsMounen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's knickers.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's another hypothises:
      Comedy is subjective. You, personally, don't happen to like this comedy. You, personally, are swept up in the current hyper-focus on trans people, whom you decided you don't like either. And boom! You have found a correlation between two concepts you don't like.
      Then, even though Izzard has been popular for decades, and most people who appreciate Izzard's humour have not given a toss about their gender, you have decided that anyone who likes this type of humour has been brainwashed to support trans people. Which is ironic, because your hyper-focus on, and judgement of trans people is entirely shaped by current propaganda - as your false correlation and assumptions demonstrate.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor Rob was born without a sense of humor. So terrible for them.

  • @Navstar738
    @Navstar738 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guys so unfunny can't understand the hype.

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plenty of people think she's funny. Not everyone has the same tastes, it turns out. Nice tho you felt the need to not only watch the vid but comment on it so people know how cool and edgy you are lol.

    • @Navstar738
      @Navstar738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nuahavizu you could have just said comedy's subjective. I still say that blokes sh"t at standup.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones ปีที่แล้ว

      His 40 year stand up career would beg to differ....