Who would have thought that a Conan the Barbarian game has a longer intro than a Metal Gear game (and I sure as hell don't see Conan pulling of a HALO jump)
I will be a massive Conan nerd: Conan has never gone for the whole rape and pillage part. Something he is very proud of is the fact that he has never taken any woman against her will. That said he is a firm believer in personal responsibility for ones actions. If I remember correctly the woman he used as a shield had just betrayed him to the coppers.
***** Yeah, that's why my comment wasn't an absolute. I know the other three would definitely suck, but Liam's an X factor. And by that I mean he's a team of young mutants.
Hey just because they aren't stupid as Matt, depressed and angry as Pat, salty and weird like Woolie and a fake weeb like Liam doesn't mean they are bad compared to them
The Simpsons mystery box mentality is working with this show. "I guess I could watch another LP by these guys *OR* I could watch whatever they pull out of... This box. *I CHOOSE THE BOX."*
Even if it was awesome, never ever say James Small was right. Each time you do, a small piece of the world gets buried under a pile of broken Dreamcasts.
Im starting to think Matt created the mystery box to force everyone to play the weird, obscure games that no one else has played/heard of before. You know, for shits and giggles
I would love to donate Sengoku Basara in the mystery box, the only game where you play as Date Masumune holding 6 samurai blades (3 each hand) riding a horse equipped with handlebars and exhuast pipes.
***** 13:55 My own reply chain can finally end. It was a good run. Back to reminiscing about the hypest cartoon intro ever. An unsung hero that kept Conan alive in kids' minds for more years than its many crummy reboots.
So I got a Sonic the Hedgehog key chain from a used gaming store and on the back it says "Not for ages 15 years and under." "WARNING CHOKING HAZARD small parts not for children 15 years old and under."
I really don't understand how Matt and Woolie can hold so many songs in their head and remember the lyrics perfectly. There has to be some pre-recording singing practice session.
> That entire fighting section at the end Apparently, long before Maximilian started working with Iron Galaxy, Benny was getting in on the industry as a freelance foley artist, for sword sound effects.
Conan doesn't use women or children as shields or kill them. Where the fuck did they get that idea? This is the level of bullshit what I would expect pat to say during dark souls.
They're referring to a gif of Conan like backing off and shoving a woman in front of him towards the danger. It's very subtle but it looks like he's using her as a shield
***** Matt sang an entire theme song. He's established his credentials. And his source which he already pointed out was not accurate to the original source.
"go to abilities" "inventory? nothing here, time to play" "no, abilities" "weapons just says fathers sword, time to keep playing" "abilities" "I used a potion unpause"
So, I like this Channel, honest I do. But dang it's sometimes just 30-year old dudes exchanging memories and in-jokes they shared at college 10 years earlier. Maybe that's the appeal, maybe they have the same couch.
it's pretty much always that way. It's a good step away from all the other gaming commentators that are all young adults making the same jokes and laughing for literally no raisin.
Matt: Alright, so your stamina is based on how many swings you take. Woolie: OH. HUH.....*I THINK I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.* I think that may be the best way ever to say, "it's just like dark souls!" without inducing groans from everyone.
Matt...Woolie...one does not simply shout "Blood for the Blood God!" and "Skulls for the Skull Throne" without playing a Warhammer 40,000 game. Next up: Super Best Friends Play Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine. The hypest shit is real. FOR THE EMPEROR.
Conan is my favourite comic read , I have all the original comics and still read them to this day , gotta read the books also Robert E Howard knows how to get you into the story . I really wish they made the Conan movies based off the comics , Arnold when studying his role even said it would of Been a better story if they based the movie off the comics/hooks .
I haven't even started watching this video yet, and I cant wait. Keep doing more mystery box videos, they are the bestest best, just the best. the best
Oh man, oh man! I've been wanting to play this game forever, cause I heard it was super difficult and classic Conan awesome, but I live in the U.S. and could never find a copy. Next best thing? To watch Woolie and Matt play it, babbling on about random Conan shit, and struggle to get through the opening cut scene!
Did not know there was a conan cartoon ... Did watch all the schwarzenegger conan movies and loved them. But I had read the books before hand and even though the movies are complete works of fiction still liked them a lot.
Woolie... no-ones the wachowski brothers anymore... Larry lopped it off and became Lana.... but more importantly he/she got him/her self a sweet set of dreads
rosenrot234 What? ..... your comment makes zero sense.. I never said anything about the movies (although they haven't made a good one since the matrix) I just said they weren't the wachowski brothers anymore.
Ozymandeus II Well you said no one watched their movies anymore but didn't really say why except bringing up one of them is a transwoman. I was just confused.
Nobody is talking about their movies, mang. He's referring to the fact that they are no longer the Wachowski Brothers. They are just the Wachowskis now that Lana is not a dude. It's about the people and their collective name and not their body of work.
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Who would have thought that a Conan the Barbarian game has a longer intro than a Metal Gear game (and I sure as hell don't see Conan pulling of a HALO jump)
Oh my god JC! A bomb!
P. Diddy No, in six months
Did you ask for that long of a intro?
MrCompassionate01
Old men, are the future!
19:20 "I heard a wolf", Woolie says as his dog killing bloodlust compels him to track down his next victim.
I will be a massive Conan nerd:
Conan has never gone for the whole rape and pillage part. Something he is very proud of is the fact that he has never taken any woman against her will. That said he is a firm believer in personal responsibility for ones actions. If I remember correctly the woman he used as a shield had just betrayed him to the coppers.
A este juego le hacian falta las opciones:
1- Cagar
2- Mear
3- Masturbarse
Huehuehue
se te olvido el 4- torrente
El Patto approves.
Freeze frame the avalanche part. The horse models are literally just standing in mid air at different angles.
This series will be a success as soon as these scrubs play God Hand.
GODHAND PLEASE GUYS LET'S DO THIS
these scrublords*
I'm going to pray that at least one of the Zaibatsu isn't terrible at it.
RomanticViper I feel your prayers will go unanswered
*****
Yeah, that's why my comment wasn't an absolute. I know the other three would definitely suck, but Liam's an X factor. And by that I mean he's a team of young mutants.
Conan The Barbarian: The Game: The Movie.
Needs more cutscenes :D
did Nintendo flag the porn box as copyright?
That would be amazing.
Alonzo Tompkins The zaibatsu forgot about that memorable Porn Box from Legend of Zelda.
Thank God you uploaded this, I was about to have to fall back on watching some of my B-Tier LPers.
Hey just because they aren't stupid as Matt, depressed and angry as Pat, salty and weird like Woolie and a fake weeb like Liam doesn't mean they are bad compared to them
KOKingpin93
Fake weeb? Liam is a shin weeb.
He's looking more and more like the singer from the Safety Dance video is what Liam is doing ;)
Part of me is hoping that these games don't work so that they have an excuse to play Third Strike again.
Unanimous
Every segway needs to end in 3rd Strike
I agree. Preferably a tournament including but not limited to the guys from yovideogames. THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!!!!!
J Fox It'd be just Max winning all the games with Sean, and when Woolie and Steve face each other - oh God...
Youngster Joey dreadlocks fusion dance with woolie and kenny is coming!
I wish other guys from the zaibatsu could pick the games on the "box". I want to see Matt surprised TOO. Call it the Shit-cycle.
Let Pat pick one, and then he'd just start texting them all with a "Fuck Matt". I'd love it.
>12 minutes of cutscene
"Conan immediately starts his journey"
Must be nice.
Only the hardcorest of fans get here accidentally one minute within the videos upload.
"accidentally"
It's cute how people still think the time you watch a video is important.
Qwazzy Its cute how you assumed I'm one of those people.
shooterb0y23 Qwazzy You're both really cute. DTF or nah?
Only circlejerking kiddies care.
Why da fuck does Conan's chest have jiggle physics!?
They set the age to 99.
When you notice things like that, a wizard did it.
Robo-Brinks because jiggle physics is a failure of the game designer.
Sweet, a Let's Watch of Conan. What's next? Sonic 06?
Shades of the Machinima Booth...
Mmm, let me hear more of them sweet lamentations, gurl. It feels so good all over my oily, glistening chest, gurl!
John Romero's Daikatana.
GREAT. GREAT. GREAT.
tadhg cunningham
"GREAT! AMAZING! FANTASTIC!"
The Simpsons mystery box mentality is working with this show.
"I guess I could watch another LP by these guys *OR* I could watch whatever they pull out of... This box. *I CHOOSE THE BOX."*
Two episodes in two days? The MOST mysterious series.
Actually this was released on Gamecube as well. Also, James Smalls is right, the 360/PS3 Conan is AWESOME.
Even if it was awesome, never ever say James Small was right. Each time you do, a small piece of the world gets buried under a pile of broken Dreamcasts.
pinkwarlock
I think you mean broken PS2s and sonic fan art
Who wouldn't want a woman and children shield?
Im starting to think Matt created the mystery box to force everyone to play the weird, obscure games that no one else has played/heard of before. You know, for shits and giggles
I would love to donate Sengoku Basara in the mystery box, the only game where you play as Date Masumune holding 6 samurai blades (3 each hand) riding a horse equipped with handlebars and exhuast pipes.
I think my favorite part of this new series, is honestly that intro, I love it every time
you guys are doing me a huge favor for creating this serie! thanks guys!
Yeah you better believe I sang along when you started Conan the Adventurer's theme song. So hype.
OMG this story intro is taking so long
***** 8:00 WAT IT'S NOT OVA?
***** 11:25 IT AIN'T OVA TIL IT'S started. Holy...
***** 13:55 My own reply chain can finally end. It was a good run. Back to reminiscing about the hypest cartoon intro ever. An unsung hero that kept Conan alive in kids' minds for more years than its many crummy reboots.
All this fucking great content they're putting out this year... What a great time to be alive.
27:43 - I love how the horses, while getting wiped off the cliff, remain static like statues.
I like that Conan explicitly exists in the same universe as Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos.
A phoenix is the best meal for a serious man like Conan, he'll never go hungry again.
nickreilly72 Then he will never get hungry ever again.
"The cruel wizard Scott McNeil." made my day.
So I got a Sonic the Hedgehog key chain from a used gaming store and on the back it says "Not for ages 15 years and under." "WARNING CHOKING HAZARD small parts not for children 15 years old and under."
So apparently SEGA thinks that 15 year olds are babies.
nickreilly72 One name = "Chris Chan"
ThePeckhamPlonker Don't speak it's name!
***** My god, what have i done?!
Too many 14 year olds have choked in key chains though. Don't you remember the class action lawsuit with Lego?
I really don't understand how Matt and Woolie can hold so many songs in their head and remember the lyrics perfectly. There has to be some pre-recording singing practice session.
I wonder what little Woolies taste like.
Probably salty,
Conan used a woman as a human shield because he believed in true gender equality. You really should be praising him for his progressive attitude.
I love it when Matt & Woolie burst into old cartoon theme songs.
For some reason, watching these intros makes me wanna see Super Best Friends + Cyriak
> That entire fighting section at the end
Apparently, long before Maximilian started working with Iron Galaxy, Benny was getting in on the industry as a freelance foley artist, for sword sound effects.
Conan doesn't use women or children as shields or kill them. Where the fuck did they get that idea? This is the level of bullshit what I would expect pat to say during dark souls.
I haven't read the books yet, but considering Conan in those is a huuuuge asshole they probably got that from one of them.
They're referring to a gif of Conan like backing off and shoving a woman in front of him towards the danger. It's very subtle but it looks like he's using her as a shield
***** Matt sang an entire theme song. He's established his credentials. And his source which he already pointed out was not accurate to the original source.
Colmarr You missed the reference, happens to the best of us.
I guess I did.
"Conan! What are the best things in life!?"
"To crush your enemies! To see their armies driven before you! And to hear the LAMENDATION of the women!"
"go to abilities"
"inventory? nothing here, time to play"
"no, abilities"
"weapons just says fathers sword, time to keep playing"
"abilities"
"I used a potion unpause"
I love the opening sequence for Mystery Box.
Woolie and his above average eye-sight, failing once again. xD
Fantastic song. Basil Poledouris is my second-favorite movie score composer.
I don't know why but conan falling flat on his ass is the most hilarious thing ever.
You guys are killing it with this new series
That sound when Conan picks up items is the same sound you hear in Antique's Road Show when they show the value of items.
My goodness full LP of this would be the best! anyone agree?
Woolie's confusion on what game this is, just shows how great this video is and will be.
I actually want a full play through of this, I don't know much about conan so it's kinda cool to watch and hear about the mythos and story.
I simultaneously love and hate mystery box
P.S. Life Is Strange Episode 2 comes out this month. Prepare to tumblr like never before!
Silly Shalnark, I don't know how to tumble.
Master Markus Easy, just don't be happy being straight, white, or a guy.
Shalnark Kun
I am a gay white transman. How many points do I get?
Master Markus You get a small altar just short of a temple because you're white.
A mystery box twice in two days? o:
Every time Woolie mentions Fighterpedia I take it as a hint that it's coming back.
Little does everyone know,
this is undocumented footage of Plague outside the Great Wall of the South
I think I lost count over how many times Matt and Woolie broke into songs from cartoons.
The hypest Mystery Boxes on TH-cam!!
Plague has to be confirmed for the best friend to the Super Best Friends by now.
Conan: David Cage Edition.
Aw, man. I miss Pat-Zach, and Zach-Pat already...
This series continues to be great
So, I like this Channel, honest I do. But dang it's sometimes just 30-year old dudes exchanging memories and in-jokes they shared at college 10 years earlier. Maybe that's the appeal, maybe they have the same couch.
it's pretty much always that way. It's a good step away from all the other gaming commentators that are all young adults making the same jokes and laughing for literally no raisin.
Leroy Butts They don't even get any raisins?? My god, what has the world become!
*casting couch
The 4th member is 13-years-old, the age of consent in Japan, so I can say I can catch up pretty good with these middle-aged Canadian ramblers
Leroy Butts You forgot screaming at things that aren't scary or pretending to be scared.
Matt: Alright, so your stamina is based on how many swings you take.
Woolie: OH. HUH.....*I THINK I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.*
I think that may be the best way ever to say, "it's just like dark souls!" without inducing groans from everyone.
This game has the Basil Poleudoris movie soundtrack. It is therefore the greatest fantasy video game soundtrack ever.
I don't think any mystery box game ever will top Torrento
Matt...Woolie...one does not simply shout "Blood for the Blood God!" and "Skulls for the Skull Throne" without playing a Warhammer 40,000 game.
Next up: Super Best Friends Play Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.
The hypest shit is real. FOR THE EMPEROR.
Conan is my favourite comic read , I have all the original comics and still read them to this day , gotta read the books also Robert E Howard knows how to get you into the story . I really wish they made the Conan movies based off the comics , Arnold when studying his role even said it would of Been a better story if they based the movie off the comics/hooks .
First time i see Evilak and i literally fall of f my chair dying of laughter. My heads bleeding now. It was worth it.
Did anyone else hear this right? Did Matt go through a fight with a big worm without using the word "graboid"? I'm scared, guys.
this intro is probably the best great job guys
I remember going to Thailand to visit family and I remember them showing a Thai dub of Conan where one guy practically dubbed everyone.
god i love the mystery box. please never stop
"A bunch of children strapped together that he used as shield"
GIMME YER DAMN LOOT! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE DAMN MIDGETS! OVERRUN 'EM!
that pause screen killed me
I like how the game starts with a Wild Hunt attack.
Thirteen goddamn minutes?? Jeez even Kojima would ask for some restraint on that shit. Wow.
How amazing would it have been if they didn't control the character for the ENTIRE episode.
Man, I did not expect that Zelda trailer music to start playing.
Loving the warhammer 40k references guys!
17:01 That upgrade menu is just like the one in the Lord of the rings games, even the sound.
That Windwaker trailer music was actually from the Shwartzeneggar Conan movie when a village was being burned down.
This is perfect with the berserk references and the non reading like in samurai champloo
When Matt said "Creatures as fucked up or weird as Dark Souls."
I really wanted him to say Pat.
I haven't even started watching this video yet, and I cant wait. Keep doing more mystery box videos, they are the bestest best, just the best.
the best
Oh man, oh man! I've been wanting to play this game forever, cause I heard it was super difficult and classic Conan awesome, but I live in the U.S. and could never find a copy. Next best thing? To watch Woolie and Matt play it, babbling on about random Conan shit, and struggle to get through the opening cut scene!
I lost my mind when Conan ate shit on that ice. I feel like that was staged, but still funny.
ME: Oh boy! Mystery box! *expecting not to see something not ridiculous*
Brain: Hoe don't
Me: *sees Conan* *Shalnarks resolve is mildly tested*
I prefer the usual intro, but variety is nice!
It is impossible to escape the graboids...they even live in the ice and snow.
All those wolf noises make me think Sniper Wolf is near by having her period in the snow! :D
Back to back mystery boxes? Oh how you spoil us.
Thats such a great intro I have to watch it twice..
Mystery Box baby, let's go!
Woolie simply can't handle menus of any kind.
If you think that was cutscene heavy, you haven't seen Sakura Spirit.
Ack, there's no WAAAATEEEERRRR in this desert of mystery boxes. If only there were some God Juice or a Puppy Pizza to keep me going...
I like the new intro, although RIP Pat-Headed Zach.
Did not know there was a conan cartoon ... Did watch all the schwarzenegger conan movies and loved them. But I had read the books before hand and even though the movies are complete works of fiction still liked them a lot.
***** No they exit
Woolie... no-ones the wachowski brothers anymore... Larry lopped it off and became Lana.... but more importantly he/she got him/her self a sweet set of dreads
Not to sound bitchy but what does Lana's genitalia have to do with their movies?
rosenrot234 What? ..... your comment makes zero sense.. I never said anything about the movies (although they haven't made a good one since the matrix) I just said they weren't the wachowski brothers anymore.
Ozymandeus II
Well you said no one watched their movies anymore but didn't really say why except bringing up one of them is a transwoman. I was just confused.
Nobody is talking about their movies, mang. He's referring to the fact that they are no longer the Wachowski Brothers. They are just the Wachowskis now that Lana is not a dude. It's about the people and their collective name and not their body of work.
Ethan Rodgers
Alright. I was just confused for a moment. Thank you.
This makes me wish they did a PS2 Berserk playthrough
Mystery boxes are better with just 2 people. 3 or 4 of you together is full of you all trying to make conversation with each other
EVILAK! EVILAK FOR SUMMER SLAM!
LET EVILAK JOIN GUYS, HE SEEMS LIKE AN UPSTANDING GUY!