I decided to look up some information about Torrente because of this and to my surprise the guy who plays Torrente (and directs the movies) is friends with Guillermo del Toro and has been in a whole bunch of del Toro's movies, like Hellboy 1 and 2 and Pacific Rim. The guy's name is Santiago Segura and it looks like he's a rather popular actor and director in Spain. It even turns out he provided the Spanish dub of Jack Black's character Eddie Rigs in Brutal Legend. It does look like he's got at least one shit stain on his filmography though, as IMDB says he made a cameo in Jack and Jill. Also he totally looks like Lynch from Kane and Lynch in some of the pictures I see of him on Google Images.
Like any real porn stash you cannot literally call it "porn". You call it something mundane like "tax exemptions." Of course you also need a decoy which blatantly says it's porn.
Personally, I prefer the rich, lava-bearded flavor of Pat's Salty Johns. Just one bite and you'll be saying, "I don't know how to play the video game!"
Some lore. Im spanish. Torrente is the most expensive saga in spanish filmography. Its kinda of a big deal here. They get the most famous actors to do some cameo in the film. Torrente is in fact Santiago Segura, the director of the movies. As a bit of trivia you can see him in Hellboy and Blade movies doing some stupid cameo since he is friends with Guillermo del Toro (the russian guy at the end of Blade 1, he even says Torrente 3 directly). Sorry for my english level.
Fun Torrente fact! The guy who gets hit with a pool cue in the opening FMV is actually Javier Bardem, the antagonist for No Country For Old Men and Skyfall. Also, "un pato" is a duck :)
In my whole life, i NEVER expected to hear from Patt the word "CAGAR". HOLY SHIT, that really cracked me up. You guys should do more JOGOS. We, the latin fans would aprecciate it.
***** Portuguese is my native language and no they are not. When I hear a spanish dude speaking, is like hearing someone talking with an egg in his mouth.
Remember that one time in the Will Ferrell movie, "El Casa De Mi Padre" (that nobody saw), where everyone is speaking legit Spanish - and every time the American FBI Agents come up, they speak Spanish-o just like Pat. Yeah, I'm the only idiot that watched that movie.
Youngster Joey You mean that one movie that was basically racist 1000 Ways to Die in the West before 1000 Ways to Die in the West was a thing? I never saw it, but it seemed pretty 1000 Ways to Die in the West....
Four years of Spanish here. Really helps with the written narration...the first one says something about the plane being taken over and El Torrente being the only one who can save them. Kind of obvious, which is great in a non-English game.
You know, I always laugh when I hear the Zaibatsu doing accents, but now that they were actively trying to speak Spanish, I lost my shit through the whole thing. This is the BEST.
Even after watching the video I'm still not sure if the game I actually watched was real. It feels like this game was something the Spanish cartel made to make a few bucks on the gaming market. This game is actually the definition of "What a Mysterious Jogo".
That was amazing lol The sheer confusion of what was going on makes this one of my favorite videos by them. I hope to god there's a chance of a full playthrough
OH GOD PLEASE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!! PLEASE DO A FULL LP!!!! Speaking spanish and know how bad you guys are saying stuff is awesome, please do this!
I had to pause this video on a few occasions because I was crying with laughter. This is one of my favourite videos you guys have ever done. I am down for a full LP.
im from spain , when i saw the title i was like: are you fucking serious. By the way this movies are not obscure, there hit at the box office, theres 5 right now, the last one has ALEC BALDWIN, I AM NOT JOKING.
If you guys wanna learn spanish just hop on Dota 2 and play on an American server, maybe you'll even learn some Russian ps: You might also end up dying at the end because of all the toxic from the community
As a native Spanish speaker, I always find Matt and Pat's Spanish interpretations to be great - especially since Pat called himself "The Duck" (although misspelled) in this game hahahha! These two are hilarious :P
When I was a youngster, we had 99 channels in English and there was like one Spanish channel, but that channel was fucking awesome! Like, every single show on that channel was crazy, colorful, over the top, and all the characters were like caricatures of themselves. I really would have traded all my regular channels for the ability to speak and understand Spanish just so I could watch that channel all day, and THIS is the video game equivalent of that.
In part of eastern Europe these movies have huge following. It's super cult in my country. We invited the lead in talk shows. I'm semi-expert in the lore. Little fun fact: the actor is friends with Guillermo del Toro, he even had a 1 minute role in Pacific Rim.
Every few months, I come back to this. I only wish this could have been a full lp
"El Pato" means "The duck"
Don't you mean big dick leprechaun?
No but he did
It can also be something you call people that you don't like.
It's also a type of slang for a gay person.
David Dalmatian What? no, I speak spanish and you're wrong.
So Spanish CQC is based on shin-kicking and fork throwing. Good to know.
***** XD
*****
snaaaaakeee NO HA TERMINADO TODAVIA!!!!
***** I'm spanish and I laughed so hard.
***** SERPIENTEEEE!!!!
I always figured that it was tricking your opponent into drinking the local water.
Full lets play this shit.
I fucking dare you.
You beat me to it.
fsffsa5325324 you beat me to it more
i to was beaten to the punch by this fine gentleman.
MAX, HERE'S YOUR NEXT BOSS RUSH!
We need to fart gas this LP all over
I decided to look up some information about Torrente because of this and to my surprise the guy who plays Torrente (and directs the movies) is friends with Guillermo del Toro and has been in a whole bunch of del Toro's movies, like Hellboy 1 and 2 and Pacific Rim. The guy's name is Santiago Segura and it looks like he's a rather popular actor and director in Spain. It even turns out he provided the Spanish dub of Jack Black's character Eddie Rigs in Brutal Legend. It does look like he's got at least one shit stain on his filmography though, as IMDB says he made a cameo in Jack and Jill.
Also he totally looks like Lynch from Kane and Lynch in some of the pictures I see of him on Google Images.
OH GOD! Being a Spanish fan, this was SO fun to watch! Pat is so adorable trying to speak spanish Hahaha
MOAR! Would you kindly?
This is officially the lowest this channel has ever gone. I love it.
life is strange says hello...
Remember that shit called Fighterpedia? Me neither, but there was that thing called "Street Wise".
You know, I ran out of Woolies after the last episode. They make an excellent snack.
They also leave this weird, swampy aftertaste
Just don't eat them after having pie. Trust me on that one.
"The black that smiles back!" ... I mean "The snack that smiles black!" FUCK!
"Cagar ou mear?" My fucking sides.
tu comentario va con tu imagen
slifer875 Gracias (No soy español btw, soy portugues)
AerialChaos Fiquei surpreso de eles não terem notado o "Masturbarte"
How come the Mystery Box never actually has porn in it? I'd accept DOA5, Arcana Hearts, even Skullgirls or that pigeon fucking game on Steam.
I like ten ten too it's okay.
Like any real porn stash you cannot literally call it "porn". You call it something mundane like "tax exemptions." Of course you also need a decoy which blatantly says it's porn.
Matt keeps his porn in a box that says "Liam". He keeps chaos in the "Porn" box.
***** No, I just call it ''porn'. And then I laugh at any fool who dares witness the horror that lies inside.
Wasted Potential Don't worry, they're playing Morenatsu next week
I wonder if the Woolies Woolie is eating are expired.
Undead Soul95
I also like to dip mine into some Liam Milk. Makes the huge amounts of salt more bearable.
Personally, I prefer the rich, lava-bearded flavor of Pat's Salty Johns. Just one bite and you'll be saying, "I don't know how to play the video game!"
Does it really matter? We all know Woolie is the expert on eating expired foods.
I don't think pure salt ever expires.
It’s hard for things from the wollie hole to explore because even bacteria won’t go down there
Como alguien que habla español, ver al Zaibatsu tratando de hablar español is the HYPEST SHIT!
What?
tu sabes hablar español loli?
Hellsing Si, tacos, Pamplona
Dios mio estoy muriendo de risa con pat intentando pronunciar todo, WHAT A MYSTERIOUS SPANISH JOGO EH?
Hellsing JAJAJAJAJA seeee, deberian hacer mas videos asi!!
When Pat starts freaking out at the start of the video, you can tell it will be a great video.
pat your spanish name is "The Duck"
Daniel N this was already established fact.
Daniel N Thats why he keeps trying to kill his girl friend!
Good thing she is just a taller and stronger female version of him so he can't :)
Torrente vs Rage vs Zubaz
The Pickles vs The Pickles
Vs the world
kakoytazabar Vs Za Warudo!
Vs Death Wish (Not charles bronson, that fucker could use his african hunting rifle, which is a samurai edge on crack)
Vs Barakka Obama
This was peak best friends play.
Some lore. Im spanish.
Torrente is the most expensive saga in spanish filmography. Its kinda of a big deal here. They get the most famous actors to do some cameo in the film. Torrente is in fact Santiago Segura, the director of the movies. As a bit of trivia you can see him in Hellboy and Blade movies doing some stupid cameo since he is friends with Guillermo del Toro (the russian guy at the end of Blade 1, he even says Torrente 3 directly).
Sorry for my english level.
Wow. Max Payne has gotten weird.
Halfway through shaving his head he changed his mind and got a shorty combover.
Still better then 3
Brandon Wilson This is actually literally MP3
Better sex scenes than a David Cage game.
No english. My reaction: *"Oh shit... here we go. **_Espaniol Extravaganza!_**"*
vinny at vinesause played this in english...you dont want to know what they say XD
don't you mean ExtravaganzaO?
Español*
damian x
que misterioso bear
hejeval777 That's a tough one to write when "Ñ" isn't even in your keyboard.
I usually am fine with one-offs, but this demands a full LP. The mix of confusion and terrible humor is hilarious.
Wow, the HD remaster of Indigo Prophecy looks great!
The moment he turns around and Pat says OH MY GOD is classic
Ladies and gentlemen. No other Mystery Box will top this. Welcome in TORRENTE.
So...a full Let's Play of this?
Please
Fun Torrente fact! The guy who gets hit with a pool cue in the opening FMV is actually Javier Bardem, the antagonist for No Country For Old Men and Skyfall. Also, "un pato" is a duck :)
Boeing engineer: "I want 1/3rd of the passengers to have plenty of leg room."
I for one, would absolutely love to see Matt and Pat play Postal 2.
I love you Kenpachi Ramasama!
Kenpachi Ramasama
Why didn't you do your math homework?
Oh, i'm sorry. My toast wouldn't cook and then I had to become a Sailor Scout.
Knowing Spanish made this video 10 times funnier.
I'd forgotten how amazing it is when Matt and Pat try to decipher foreign languages.
The one time there is actually fart gas, Matt says absolutely nothing about it
In my whole life, i NEVER expected to hear from Patt the word "CAGAR".
HOLY SHIT, that really cracked me up.
You guys should do more JOGOS. We, the latin fans would aprecciate it.
My body is ready for this oh so mysterious jogo
***** Just finished watching. It turns out my body was not ready, after all
***** jogo is portuguese juego is spanish
Rei500 They're the same language who cares
***** Portuguese is my native language and no they are not. When I hear a spanish dude speaking, is like hearing someone talking with an egg in his mouth.
***** Dio and Jojo are the same as well, but they LOOK different, they are basically the same person, you could say DIO is the head, and jojo the body
This brings back fond memories of playing as Johnny in Metal Gear Online 2.
Ahhh... good times, good times...
The only thing better than that was finger banging people as Ocelot.
Key Strix BEHOLD! SONS OF THE PATRIOTS!
Getting all the pussy...
Getting my language butchered like this is just... beautiful.
Muchas gracias por todo, chicos.
Well... Definitely the best spanish Omikron inspired short film/David Cage simulator i have ever seen.
Remember that one time in the Will Ferrell movie, "El Casa De Mi Padre" (that nobody saw),
where everyone is speaking legit Spanish - and every time the American FBI Agents come up,
they speak Spanish-o just like Pat. Yeah, I'm the only idiot that watched that movie.
I watch that movie every night before going to bed
Youngster Joey You mean that one movie that was basically racist 1000 Ways to Die in the West before 1000 Ways to Die in the West was a thing? I never saw it, but it seemed pretty 1000 Ways to Die in the West....
Remember kids "El Patto" is Spanish for The Angry
I thought you were playing Ty The Tasmanian Tiger for a minute and got super excited. :p
Full LP and let Pat play it is amazing hearing his voice as the character stumbles around life lol
As Joseph Joestar would say, "Ay DIOS MIO!!!"
Oh my god. How come this didnt come to me sooner. lol
This is the happiest I've ever heard Matt be.
Didn't even get to the open world part of the game... goddamnit Pat...
Pat's pronunciation of "plane" killed me. Bien hecho, El Patto!
Stuck on the toliet for 10mins this truly is the golden age
Four years of Spanish here. Really helps with the written narration...the first one says something about the plane being taken over and El Torrente being the only one who can save them. Kind of obvious, which is great in a non-English game.
Being from Mexico I can say that Matt and Pat trying to speak english is fucking hilarious.
this episode was absolutely phenomenal
Is this that fat Italian Spiderman game?!
The Pickles Well he already delivers Pizza. He is half way there.
The Pickles
you friendly neigborhood plumber ITS A ME SPIDER-MAN!!!
slifer875 And then he summons pinguini.
Knifey McStab i would play that
MagnusPrimeZ
We must defeat Captain Maximum... IN A SURF-OFF!
If nothing else, this has given us a new bit of crossover lore between this and the GoT LP.
Woolie, the Honest Liar.
As a Spanish guy, I'm proud that you guys finally got to play Torrente 3. One of our finest games adapted from a great Spanish movie
You know, I always laugh when I hear the Zaibatsu doing accents, but now that they were actively trying to speak Spanish, I lost my shit through the whole thing.
This is the BEST.
Even after watching the video I'm still not sure if the game I actually watched was real. It feels like this game was something the Spanish cartel made to make a few bucks on the gaming market.
This game is actually the definition of "What a Mysterious Jogo".
Spanish cartel, Spanish media, Spanish government, its all the same around here.
That was amazing lol The sheer confusion of what was going on makes this one of my favorite videos by them. I hope to god there's a chance of a full playthrough
Nathan Drake wishes he was HALF the man Torrente is.
1:12
Yup, Pat summed it up pretty well...
OH GOD PLEASE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
PLEASE DO A FULL LP!!!!
Speaking spanish and know how bad you guys are saying stuff is awesome, please do this!
This episode of D4 took a weird turn...
This one guarantees smiles and laughter!
WE NEED A TORRENTE FULL LP
YES!! THIS!!
I had to pause this video on a few occasions because I was crying with laughter.
This is one of my favourite videos you guys have ever done.
I am down for a full LP.
Is this Disco Elysium?
Good to see Don't Shit Your Pants getting the console release it deserves.
ok so this is just a Pat character action game
LMAO this is the best. I just keep on rewatching it. I love when they play games in other languages, they never know whats coming at them lol
Vinny from vinesauce played this too
and he played the english version
Don't remind me...
Someone actually bothered to translate this? O_o
Daniel N yeah the people who made the original game
And what a strange stream it was.
"The planes about to crash!"
"Quickly warn the people having sex!"
XD
im from spain , when i saw the title i was like: are you fucking serious. By the way this movies are not obscure, there hit at the box office, theres 5 right now, the last one has ALEC BALDWIN, I AM NOT JOKING.
I can't stress enough just how fucking much I love the intro for the mystery box...
Didn't Pat say like a week ago that he wanted a video game character to shit their pants? Well here you go.
The dull screaming in the background of the entire video killed me
Do a Lets Watch Torrente movie without English dub and subs!!!
Do it! Do it!! El Patto and El Matto!!
I can't believe I just now noticed that Mystery Box is a thing. Fellas, I fucking love this.
I miss this f... Chanel :(
the most funniest bf's letsplay for this year so far
If you guys wanna learn spanish just hop on Dota 2 and play on an American server, maybe you'll even learn some Russian
ps: You might also end up dying at the end because of all the toxic from the community
It's actually a North American server, and since Mexico is part of North America you're bound to play with Mexicans.
Detestable Gargoyle USE USW
Detestable Gargoyle The peruvians thogh... *tu madre es mi pera xDDDD*
I kept forgetting Liam was in the room for this one.
10:50
literal fartgas
I've watched the whole video, and I know no more than when I began. Looks like this game will forever be a mystery.
So I'm feeling a full LP. Anyone with me?
This looks a million times better than Indigo Prophecy. Could you imagine what this dev team could do with a David Cage-sized budget?
Oh yeah, foreign language. Getting ready for the best racism on the internet.
Come on guys, we NEED a Let's Watch of these movies!!!
play more Torrente pls k
I need them to do a full LP of this RIGHT NOW!
love how Matt was losing his shit throughout the vid.
Pat the Irish Baby Duck. It could be the best tale ever made by the human.
I love how unhappy Zachpat is with the situation.
this game needs a full LP, with wooly
As a native Spanish speaker, I always find Matt and Pat's Spanish interpretations to be great - especially since Pat called himself "The Duck" (although misspelled) in this game hahahha! These two are hilarious :P
Now I want to see the Best Friends play the Spanish version of DmC with the moustache/spanish stereotypes mod. Yes this exists.
I'd watch a full LP of this, for sure.
The best friends get caught in a literal shitstorm.
I really hope they get wind of Pat being "the duck" and it gets woven into the lore somehow.
When I was a youngster, we had 99 channels in English and there was like one Spanish channel, but that channel was fucking awesome! Like, every single show on that channel was crazy, colorful, over the top, and all the characters were like caricatures of themselves. I really would have traded all my regular channels for the ability to speak and understand Spanish just so I could watch that channel all day, and THIS is the video game equivalent of that.
In part of eastern Europe these movies have huge following. It's super cult in my country. We invited the lead in talk shows. I'm semi-expert in the lore.
Little fun fact: the actor is friends with Guillermo del Toro, he even had a 1 minute role in Pacific Rim.
We should petition for a full LP.
I wouldn't say this is obscure. Every time a new one in the series comes out, it breaks the box office.
Maybe in Europe, but I've never heard of it. 'MUURICA!
So this is what Spanish Pat and Hitman fused together would look like, a big improvement indeed.
I can't believe Matt referenced Demolition Man on the 3do and I can't believe I knew what he was talking about because I'm a fan of Spoony.