Re: 3:30. When my Mom was in college, it was the week of exams and she hadn't taken care of her personal appearance at all. She hadn't washed her hair in days, no make-up, etc. Looked terrible. She's at the cafeteria when a guy sits down next to her and they get to talking. She made him laugh a few times, and he asked her out. Exams are over, so mom has the time/energy to doll herself up before the date. He knocks on her door, and gets his first proper look at her and goes "Wow! You're beautiful too?" Clearly he asked her out strictly on the basis of her personality. And no, this guy isn't my dad. Just a nice memory.
When I took my first stats class at the Univ of Virginia I had a friend with a PhD in stats from Stanford. I asked him what the 4 or 5 things I had to learn for the intro class. He said there's only one thing I needed to learn: Figures don't lie and liars figure.😂
Hey, I just discovered your comedy with the atom joke analysis bit! I love your work; so creative! Also, I’m a computer science graduate and software developer, and my favorite bit of yours is the logic map one! Simply genius!
lol love your view on so many things! We used to live in Valencia and on a street with many engineers! My husband used to work at JPL/nasa. He can really relate to the things you say.
This is a great example of how real life can be funny if you just tilt your head like a confused dog and think outside the box. And I will never look at statistics the same way again.
If there's a 1 in 3 chance my wife thinks I'm ugly, does that mean there's a 2 in 3 chance she thinks I'm not funny? Maybe that's why she never laughs at my jokes.
Speaking of statistics: The American Heart Association says simply eating cheerios for breakfast cuts your odds of having heart disease by 50%. Is it Cheerios making you healthier OR not eating crap for breakfast making an improvement? I'm sure Cheerios wants it to be them!
sorry bubba. for a long _long_ *long* time my two highest priorities for which ladies I wanted to hook up with have been smart and funny. I’ve seen no reason to change my mind, despite the fact that your routine on the subject is definitely laugh provoking.
Clever, funny and actually a decent way to explain a very real issue in media literacy.
The one circulating on Instagram is incredible too 😂😂
Re: 3:30. When my Mom was in college, it was the week of exams and she hadn't taken care of her personal appearance at all. She hadn't washed her hair in days, no make-up, etc. Looked terrible. She's at the cafeteria when a guy sits down next to her and they get to talking. She made him laugh a few times, and he asked her out. Exams are over, so mom has the time/energy to doll herself up before the date. He knocks on her door, and gets his first proper look at her and goes "Wow! You're beautiful too?" Clearly he asked her out strictly on the basis of her personality. And no, this guy isn't my dad. Just a nice memory.
I watch your routines over and over. But then again I’m an engineer….
Same, gotta love the nerd humor when one is a huge nerd.
Same..
Stuck in a recursive loop, eh?
@@mkvv5687In order to understand recursion...
Same Here . Im an engineer aswell its just the right humour 🤣
When I took my first stats class at the Univ of Virginia I had a friend with a PhD in stats from Stanford. I asked him what the 4 or 5 things I had to learn for the intro class. He said there's only one thing I needed to learn: Figures don't lie and liars figure.😂
love how unique your comedy material is.. very funny stuff
Check out "Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Good-ish".
Very similar humour. Full TV series on TH-cam for free.
Hey, I just discovered your comedy with the atom joke analysis bit! I love your work; so creative!
Also, I’m a computer science graduate and software developer, and my favorite bit of yours is the logic map one! Simply genius!
As an engineer by education, pilot by profession, and need by luck,
I salute you sir! 🫡 Bravo and keep it t
If you're Chinese, your 6th kid is Indian
If you're Chinese, your 6th kid is purely hypothetical.
lol love your view on so many things!
We used to live in Valencia and on a street with many engineers! My husband used to work at JPL/nasa. He can really relate to the things you say.
Your DryBar set was so good, love every minute! 😂
Hilarious. Thank you for making my day.
You are consistently funny.
Please stay that way.
Does that mean you think he's ugly?
(Just trying to think like a woman.)
@@mateuszmattias Well, he certainly doesn't turn me on.
So good. Best engineering comedian ever.
True fact, 1 out of 1 engineering comedians are funny in this world.
It takes a special mind to see the funny side of statistics.
It takes a special mind to understand the funny side of statistics 😄
@@smbrowning578 Hey man, don't step on my comment. LOL
This guy's a trip. Good stuff.
This is a great example of how real life can be funny if you just tilt your head like a confused dog and think outside the box.
And I will never look at statistics the same way again.
Love you Don! 👍🙋♀️🙋
And the best from statistics: in average there are two Popes per square kilometer in Vatican.
Really? It’s that low?
@@CequalspirsquaredI checked Wikipedia, the area is 0.49 km^2 - pretty spot on.
Sadly I’m the only one in my family that finds these routines hilarious.
Can’t believe I will actually see you in person at ILTA in Florida today!
Amazing
i was sad,,,,,,,, and i really loughed
If there's a 1 in 3 chance my wife thinks I'm ugly, does that mean there's a 2 in 3 chance she thinks I'm not funny?
Maybe that's why she never laughs at my jokes.
Great job 😂😂😂
I love your routines, but I just have to say…
“Criterion”
I couldn’t not, I’m a nerd 😉
I beg you, come to Brazil.
Speaking of statistics:
The American Heart Association says simply eating cheerios for breakfast cuts your odds of having heart disease by 50%.
Is it Cheerios making you healthier OR not eating crap for breakfast making an improvement? I'm sure Cheerios wants it to be them!
This guy got funny bones. Like Mr Beans. He should do a movie!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
95% of driving occurs within one mile of home so 100% of accidents happen while driving
Gebius
My 5th kid came out Chinese
Oh dear. I actually crashed my first car less than a mile away from home.
There are over 8 Billion people on Earth.
sorry bubba. for a long _long_ *long* time my two highest priorities for which ladies I wanted to hook up with have been smart and funny. I’ve seen no reason to change my mind, despite the fact that your routine on the subject is definitely laugh provoking.
Twisted copy, not big data or big intelligence, just twisted copies