Lol if you don’t know why, you really need to learn the history of the central banks and who is really in charge. Tyranny would never step down and let a righteous man be president.
He actually beat Marxist Abigail Spanberger for a congressional seat but she found "a flash drive" with 10,000 votes on it. Nick didn't even challenge the election. Head scratcher.
@ajclarke9189 get DAVE to complain about them. I am sure that DAVE ignores the fact that the border is wide open, the out of control crime, and the record high inflation. He probably ignores the money that the Biden crime family gets from China.
@@danfaulkner3935 are you trying to say that if he were a lightbulb the light emitted would be mineshaft dark even with a trillion watts being shoved through it?
Because they are too worried of their approval score and trying to get back into office to do the right thing for the greatest good. I may have certain disagreements with him on some issues, but ultimately I would trust him to do what he feels is best in any given circumstance.
Whenever people say stuff like "I'm not an object!" or "stop objectifying me!" they're proving they don't know what the definition of "object" actually is. Yes women are objects. So are men. An object is simply anything you can focus or set your sights on. There's a reason why the term "inanimate object" exists. People are animate objects with thoughts and feelings, but they are objects. "Object" does not mean "an item sitting on a table," for example.
But nowhere does it say Portland, other than to extra set the joke up. I saw 1-j-davenport. I mean, I get the joke and all, but using this to take extra digs at Portland for something they did not do is sad. There is enough that they do do, to roast them all you want.
Dave would have a heart attack,if he ever heard the way my wife and I talk to each another! 😂😂😂. Us old folks have a great time together! That’s what love is all about!❤
I work a lot on the road. Gone weeks at a time sometimes. Was showing my wife how to cut the grass so the discharged grass all goes to the fence. My said "Who do you think cuts the grass when you are not here. You're nothing but a paycheck." Told her I would put up a honey-do list on the fridge that I wanted "the grass cutter" to complete when I get back next week.
@@lionelbuffalo2605 one look at her and you know what I know about her health. We are not healthy at all sizes. And starting a small farm has made me realize the true impact people like her (and him... He's not any better really) have when they think it's even remotely okay for so many to live like that ... The world needs to make room for the unborn, not people like her to sit around and eat.
Dave from Portland found himself, bathed in righteous anger, having to deliver much needed justice. Dave from Portland is a warrior, of the social justice variety. Protecting women everywhere. Dave from Portland is a real American hero.
Note from a (moderate) Liberal: I beg you, please keep running for public office. Get to the highest elected office you can. Run for president, if possible. And don’t ever stop being you. We the people need you. You will have my vote…
You sir are the missing Link we need in America today. If more people were either moderate Dem or Rep we would have a much different political climate in the country today. I, myself identify as a moderate Rep. There are points of the Dems party I can support but the ultra liberal left just like the extreme right have forced us to choose sides. It's the, " My Way or the Highway" attitude that they both have now, that is destroying the country.
Yes, that's what I've been saying ever since I first started listening to him. This is the guy we need to run our country - for ever - someone who cares about "We The People".
Nick, just like all of us strong men, knows his real place & recognises the real domestic boss when she's on site. Top fella. God Bless from Scotland 👏👏👏
@mikedegnan5252 ?? What are you talking about? What I am saying is Dave from Portland is married, but his wife runs the show and has him accept that she has a boyfriend in front of him. Not only that, Dave from Portland hangs around with him.
I told my fiancée (engaged nearly one year) about the first installment in this story and she liked it. And just this morning, she gave me a playful smack on my behind as she walked by me in kitchen - in return for one I had given her earlier. It’s neither a sign of brutality nor control; merely a sign that we appreciate each other physically and that’s a beautiful thing.
It's almost a requisite response in my house with my wife and I. There are times I didn't see her bend over to do something in the kitchen and she'll tell me "missed opportunity" everytime lol
This guy should be the one running for President. Can you imagine how dope those press conferences would be? Rockin a different coffee mug to each one, calling out the idiotic questions from the media? It would be epic.
So so true! Nick has so much moral, & common sense! May we please borrow him in Britain 🇬🇧 🙏?? Just for a little while? Just to talk some sense into the woke leftards we have over here?
I think he should be allowed to have his opinion without being the topic of a video. I guess free speech isn't free here, only if you agree with nick, or there ends up being a price.
This man doesnt realize just how many children he father's. He has nothing but respect from millions who have never even met him. Hes taught life lessons we didnt even know we needed. Id love to shake this mans hand one day
@@SpotTheBorgCat easily! Our founding fathers were not old men. I think the oldest one was like 33 and the rest were in their 20s! They never expected to have a president in the White House incontinent and with dementia.
@@carolannrobertsWell he's not in the White House yet, he's currently on trial for paying off adult actresses who did tricks for him. Actually Mitch McConnell and about 75% of the GOP should be in retirement homes, that's the problem with US politics. It's no longer about the people, it's about the party, and pulling whatever dirty trick is necessary to stay in power. It applies the world over in all the so-called 'Democracy's'.
an ELECTED OFFICIAL, you said it right there. The people voted him in because this is the exact kind of stuff we relate to. My wife and i have this same type of bond and people like him could never understand that. When a women trust you to lead and play your paternal role and she can be her natural feminine self, its a different level of trust and love. If thats what you both want. Guys like him could never be strong enough to fill your shoes. I think we all know that.
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!! Please don’t stop being real! Please don’t stop calling out those people that are just trying to cause problems where there are none!!
Am i the only one reminded of “The Fifth Element”... That poor popsicle being slapped around by Lee-Loo... Probably still payback for the auto-wash... ... too bad Dave can’t spend some time in the auto-wash... a large portion of Portland could use a auto-wash. Thank You for your World saving escapades and entertaining broadcasts as well as the sharing of your awesome coffee cup collection! I Really appreciate it! Thank You!
Actually, it kinda looked like Nick was a bit surprised by how hard she spanked him. He rolled with it though. Good job, both!. Poor Dave. Ya gotta pity him.
The sad thing is we as a people have lost our sense of humor and it’s been replaced by a sense of entitlement, a sense of offense, and the belief that everyone absolutely everyone needs to pander to our terrifyingly fragile ego.
Portland seems to be screwed by people like Dave, but he redeemed himself by allowing Nick and wife to use him as the butt of this joke. Very well done. 😊😅
My grandmother, born in 1900, used to call my grandfather, born in 1896, her, “precious piece of meat.” I do it to my husband and he blushes every time. Thank you for proving it’s a cheeky endearment that’s still in use. 😂
Let's all thank Dave. Without him, we would have missed out on this adorable follow-up vid.
That's a good point..lol
"Thank you Dave. You made my day"
Couldn’t agree more
Thanks Dave!!!
"Dave's not here."
The cut off at the end was immaculate
It was. It really was. I burst out laughing.
That was... Awesome! 💯
But it's very clever if you let the short repeat! 😂
I have found that the best humor is the kind where you cut off the punchline. This was VERY well done.
It's not cut, it's looped.
"Up your..."
"...Ass per SOP"
Why this man hasn't / isn't running for president is beyond me. This country NEEDS men of such courage, conviction, vision, and HUMOR.
Lol if you don’t know why, you really need to learn the history of the central banks and who is really in charge. Tyranny would never step down and let a righteous man be president.
Im he can now❤
hey, keep him handy for 2028!
She would be a great first lady.
He actually beat Marxist Abigail Spanberger for a congressional seat but she found "a flash drive" with 10,000 votes on it. Nick didn't even challenge the election. Head scratcher.
The cut off was chef's kiss!!!
Dave in Portland is what is wrong with this country.
Precisely. I’d like to take this opportunity to blame Dave in Portland for the IRS, the FBI, and the Federal Reserve... Thanks a lot, DAVE!
We've got this kind of problem in the UK too.. exhausting..
@ajclarke9189 get DAVE to complain about them. I am sure that DAVE ignores the fact that the border is wide open, the out of control crime, and the record high inflation. He probably ignores the money that the Biden crime family gets from China.
Narrator: Dave in Portland will never have a relationship with someone of the opposite sex.
Ever.
Dave is from Portland. All the California people who moved there ruined that great Oregon Coastal town. Dave probably originated from Lost Angeles.
I can't even begin to describe how much I love and appreciate you and your wife Nick. True class acts.
WAIT... Nick is married to a woman named "NICK"???? THAT's HILARIOUS!!!!
Technically, in this reel they’re not class acts; they’re ass acts, and it’s very funny.
@@va3svd I see what you did there.....
@@va3svd Well played my friend, well played😂😂
More of Nick's wife! 😃
Best part of the relationship is the playful banter
Nick, you truly are one of my heroes, you’re a great one
Dave in Portland has clearly never understood or been made aware of the concept of flirting with a significant other.
Dave probably had a tragic accident when he was younger.
Dave is probably not the most intelligent person either.
Possibly Dave, Nick didn't say if it was Portland, OR or ME, may be a liberal, a group who seem to have no, or a very warped, concept of humor.
Dave is just woke. They dont undrstand humor. They are slowly killing comedy and free speach
@@danfaulkner3935 are you trying to say that if he were a lightbulb the light emitted would be mineshaft dark even with a trillion watts being shoved through it?
Why can't more politicians be more like this guy?
Because they are too worried of their approval score and trying to get back into office to do the right thing for the greatest good. I may have certain disagreements with him on some issues, but ultimately I would trust him to do what he feels is best in any given circumstance.
@@Riftsrunnerfactual! There are a few things I disagree with him on also but ultimately, this guy would have my vote any day of the week!
Truthfully, other politicians are too busy stealing and trying to destroy our freedom to have a sense of humor. 👍😁
❤😂
I think Dave probably needs to get him some!!!
Dave doesn't have the capacity to know what playfull banter is
Man, the cut at the end and the way Mrs Freitas' stare is gold 😂
Dave never got slapped by such a nice lady, that is what really upsets him.
Dave can't figure out what gender it is? Maybe that's why?🤷
I bet Dave's been slapped by many nice ladies. Just not so playfully.
🤣
Karen.... er.... I mean Dave, is a LOSER and he always will be...
Dave is jealous that his boyfriend won't slap him like that, unless he's wearing his crotchless gimp suit...
My wife is an object. The object of my affection and love. And Dave in Portland go pound sand.
Dave has noodle arms from years of testosterone deficiency. He couldn't pound sand if he wanted to.
Whenever people say stuff like "I'm not an object!" or "stop objectifying me!" they're proving they don't know what the definition of "object" actually is.
Yes women are objects. So are men. An object is simply anything you can focus or set your sights on.
There's a reason why the term "inanimate object" exists. People are animate objects with thoughts and feelings, but they are objects.
"Object" does not mean "an item sitting on a table," for example.
It’ll be the only thing Dave in Portland will be pounding with that attitude.
...unless sand is not an object. Then he'd have nothing to pound... poor Dave!
You mean " Object does not ONLY mean an item sitting on a table." @@jrconway3
Marriage Humor at its best !! God Bless you all Nick !!! 😂
Oh my, I love how you did this short. The ending and restart was a chefs kiss.
Dave is a perfect example of the saying "when we lose the ability to laugh at ourselves, we are doomed as a society"
Sounds like something Dave Chapelle would say, wouldn't be surprised if this quote was from him
Unfortunately that’s Portland in a nutshell these days.
Well. He has trashy parents . Soooo
Tell that to all liberals!
Ooohhh.... Spot on!!!
You can’t fake how much she’s glowing standing next to you… that’s love.
…or a crapload of fake-up
She walked in and her comment "Yeah but your my piece of meat." I went LOL that's something my wife would say.
She really is glowing!!!
Amen ❤
It’s the ten cupcakes it just swallowed
👌😉😂👍Very truthfully and honestly wonderfully well said indeed and your Wife was very great as well Sir!.
You’re just awesome Nick! Thanks for reality checks and real LOL’s!!
Wife whispering "he's my piece of meat" made my heart so happy lol, you go girl!
I chuckled during that too.
Me too 😂
She is the best part of their relationship!
She is lovely, w/ her stunningly beautiful eyes!❤🎉❤
Did you notice her coffee mug as well?😁
Once you said “Dave from Portland”… PORTLAND I knew this was gonna be an epic burn. Well done Nick🇺🇸🤘😎
Portland used to be such a nice place.
@@therightway2130 yea it did brother. Washington State also.
But nowhere does it say Portland, other than to extra set the joke up. I saw 1-j-davenport. I mean, I get the joke and all, but using this to take extra digs at Portland for something they did not do is sad. There is enough that they do do, to roast them all you want.
Cringe comment
Cringe comment
No words for how cute I think this is. The love and joy between this couple is just so much fun to watch. His wife is the perfect foil!
The passive aggressiveness was meaty like no other can replicate. Because you 2 are a 1 of a kind. 😂
My supervisor used to tell me if you weren’t pissing someone off you weren’t doing your job. NICE JOB!
Dave needs to remove thatstick from up his A$$😮
Pretty much been my lifes experience.
I'm a manufacturing supervisor, and my building manager tells me the same thing.
I had a supervisor who like to say that too and BOY was he ever proving himself to beat good supervisor at that moment🥴
How DARE you allow your wife to treat you like that!😅
😂😂😂😂
😂❤❤☕️
I wish my wife treated me like that. 😢
It’s okay Greta calm down 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I have often told my wife I am not just a piece of meat, I have a brain too.
KEEP'EM COMMING NICK... YOU'RE A GENIUS
Those "Don't be like Dave" commercials are gonna live rent free in my head for the rest of the day.
"Don't be like Dave" daily internet win!
That needs to be a thing. 😂🎉❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fuc*ing hilarious- only comment I've ever really laughed outside at. Thanks!!!
Dave would have a heart attack,if he ever heard the way my wife and I talk to each another! 😂😂😂. Us old folks have a great time together! That’s what love is all about!❤
Yup same here.
Keeping it real 😂😂😂
dave would be catatonic if he ever left portland and experienced the real world.
Almost every day I ask my wife "how are the ladies today?". She then looks down at her chest and says "why don't you find out". Geez, I love her.
I work a lot on the road. Gone weeks at a time sometimes. Was showing my wife how to cut the grass so the discharged grass all goes to the fence. My said "Who do you think cuts the grass when you are not here. You're nothing but a paycheck."
Told her I would put up a honey-do list on the fridge that I wanted "the grass cutter" to complete when I get back next week.
This is why I never leave home without my WWDIPD bracelet
You two are the best, I so enjoy playful, light-hearted banter. ❤
Pls do more!
A couple flirting with each other is such a good example to the kids. The flirting doesn't just stop when the ring is put on the finger!
Nor should the date 🌙 nights. ❤
Totally agree!!!!
Exactly 💯 😂❤
And it’s wholesome, a little lewd but still wholesome enough. I agree
@@MAV3NXdate nights are awesome, and the genuine compliments and explaining to your partner how much they mean to you and how special they are.
This guy mixes real life messages with humor. He's great.
He's trying to make a woman who is very unhealthy feel way too good about it, and nobody needs to hear it
@@feederdiaries4862maybe someday you can experience a woman that's not your mother LOL
@@feederdiaries4862 Hi Mr. Idon'tunderstandthatflirtingwithmywifeisagoodthing. How are you today? Bit lonely?
@@feederdiaries4862unhealthy? Not sure ai follow, Plz explain?
@@lionelbuffalo2605 one look at her and you know what I know about her health. We are not healthy at all sizes. And starting a small farm has made me realize the true impact people like her (and him... He's not any better really) have when they think it's even remotely okay for so many to live like that ... The world needs to make room for the unborn, not people like her to sit around and eat.
Dave from Portland found himself, bathed in righteous anger, having to deliver much needed justice. Dave from Portland is a warrior, of the social justice variety. Protecting women everywhere. Dave from Portland is a real American hero.
Thank you for your constant service and your videos. My wife and I love them
Note from a (moderate) Liberal:
I beg you, please keep running for public office. Get to the highest elected office you can. Run for president, if possible. And don’t ever stop being you. We the people need you. You will have my vote…
Go for president.
Got my vote.
You sir are the missing Link we need in America today. If more people were either moderate Dem or Rep we would have a much different political climate in the country today. I, myself identify as a moderate Rep. There are points of the Dems party I can support but the ultra liberal left just like the extreme right have forced us to choose sides. It's the, " My Way or the Highway" attitude that they both have now, that is destroying the country.
Yes, that's what I've been saying ever since I first started listening to him. This is the guy we need to run our country - for ever - someone who cares about "We The People".
At this point, we're not liberals and conservatives or democrats and Republicans -- it's the people's party versus the uni-party!
Husband and I have had to stop this behavior towards each other. Our toddler is picking up bad greeting habits 😂
This was so funny to me...thank you.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bawhaha
I was just thinking this. This sort of flirting is not todler appropriate pda
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ohhh noooo could get in biggg TWOUBLE 😂💖
You two are awesome God bless you both and thank you for serving your country and defending all life not just Americans.
There will ALWAYS be someone who is offended by something, everything, nothing!
As a native rural Oregonian, we don't claim Dave. Even if he's from Portland, Maine. We still don't claim him
I’m assuming rural Oregonians don’t claim Portland at all.
@@gorgo4910 I live in the outskirts of Salem and FUCK that city. (Portland)
^😂😂😂
@@gorgo4910 if the Greater Idaho and State of Jefferson movements are any indication...
😂
The explanation is simple! He’s from Portland! Says it all!!
Supposedly weird yet a bunch of jackasses with sticks up their ass
He's obviously a liberal. Those people are just sour, angry, and waiting to be offended. They have no joy in their lives.
True. Begs the question, though -- did Portland make the humorless ahole, or did the humorless ahole make Portland?
Ahh the age old chicken or the egg question? It is quite the conundrum. 😂
I guess its another 1 we may never know.
Nick, just like all of us strong men, knows his real place & recognises the real domestic boss when she's on site. Top fella. God Bless from Scotland 👏👏👏
Classic. He didn’t even have to finish his sentence.
Dave from Portland sounds like the type of guy that calls his wife's boyfriend to come over to have a talk.
You misspelled husband.
@mikedegnan5252 ?? What are you talking about? What I am saying is Dave from Portland is married, but his wife runs the show and has him accept that she has a boyfriend in front of him. Not only that, Dave from Portland hangs around with him.
@abraynor84 I got the joke bro, it was funny and on point.
@@abraynor84 I think what he was saying, is that Dave has a husband, not a wife. And his husband has a boyfriend.
Dave in Portland sounds like the type of guy that wakes up and cooks his wife and her boyfriend breakfast before yoga
I told my fiancée (engaged nearly one year) about the first installment in this story and she liked it. And just this morning, she gave me a playful smack on my behind as she walked by me in kitchen - in return for one I had given her earlier. It’s neither a sign of brutality nor control; merely a sign that we appreciate each other physically and that’s a beautiful thing.
My husband and I yell, “BUUUNS!” And grab/smack each others butts. We love it 😂
It's almost a requisite response in my house with my wife and I. There are times I didn't see her bend over to do something in the kitchen and she'll tell me "missed opportunity" everytime lol
@@HimeChan247I love this, awesome.
I chase my wife up the stairs from doing laundry. She giggles the entire time, running to the steps
When people complain about this behaviour, normally they ain't getting anything themselves
I've never seen your wife before and she is SO BEAUTIFUL. That makeup and that HAIR is PERFECT
This guy should be the one running for President. Can you imagine how dope those press conferences would be? Rockin a different coffee mug to each one, calling out the idiotic questions from the media? It would be epic.
First, we want him a governor. Then you can have him.
It would be so American I would love it
Deal
@@suran396
So so true! Nick has so much moral, & common sense! May we please borrow him in Britain 🇬🇧 🙏?? Just for a little while? Just to talk some sense into the woke leftards we have over here?
Also pro 2A.
We need to keep speaking out against the stupidity gripping the country
World.... the whole world.....
I gave up caring what Dave thought when you said he was from Portland. I have never met one sane person from there.
You angered someone on the left Nick. Your job here is done!
'You're my piece of meat'. That cracked me up beyond words! Bahahaha!
More like something he’s fed way way way too many pieces of meat to.
Your wife mouthing “he’s MY piece of meat” in the background was *chef’s kiss*
🤣
And her coffee mug! 🤣
Typically, thier outrage is based on jealousy.
How dare you be an example of a healthy relationship. The nerve. The audacity. 😊.
The way she looks at him 😭 💗 protect that woman at all costs!
He’s a green beret, she’s protected.
❤❤❤❤❤
If you're not pissing somebody off on the Internet, then you're not doing it right 🤣
Shazam !!! ❤❤❤
Too many peeps love getting high n mighty n "morally outraged". Lol it makes their egos feel higher n more 'superior'
Yup
Facts lol
Or trying hard enough 😁
You needed to finish that sentence, sir. 😂
Love this!!! Last word was Arse!!! Lol Love, Love, Love! Poor Dave in Portland!!! Someone send him a tissue! Lol
There's no changing Dave in Portland. Once a bear gets hooked on garbage, there's nothing you can do.
We have trash pandas down here in FL, thankfully a little smaller than bears, but no less addicted!
I really like how Nick reached out to Dave while also gently teasing him for being dumb.
It's good to relocate the garbage bears or trash pandas to a place where there are no humans.
I think he should be allowed to have his opinion without being the topic of a video. I guess free speech isn't free here, only if you agree with nick, or there ends up being a price.
@@coffeelover1763 Need some tissues, Dave?
This man doesnt realize just how many children he father's. He has nothing but respect from millions who have never even met him. Hes taught life lessons we didnt even know we needed. Id love to shake this mans hand one day
Hear! Hear!
Yup, I totally agree!! He is a breath of fresh air.
That silent “oh he is a piece of meat” made my day😂
Dave from Portland says it all. No explanation needed.
Why can't all our politicians be like this guy? Humorous and smart?! We need more men like him!! 😮❤❤
I think he's what the Founding Fathers envisioned!!
@@SpotTheBorgCat easily! Our founding fathers were not old men. I think the oldest one was like 33 and the rest were in their 20s! They never expected to have a president in the White House incontinent and with dementia.
Isn't that called a Regan?
@@carolannrobertsWell he's not in the White House yet, he's currently on trial for paying off adult actresses who did tricks for him. Actually Mitch McConnell and about 75% of the GOP should be in retirement homes, that's the problem with US politics. It's no longer about the people, it's about the party, and pulling whatever dirty trick is necessary to stay in power. It applies the world over in all the so-called 'Democracy's'.
@@TITSTODIEFORRogan?
If my husband walks past me and doesn’t give me a little friendly slap on the butt, I’d feel offended or think something is wrong.
Same.
This lol ❤
Unlike my ex-wife.
In the end I didn't touch her at all.
Totally agree!
This was such a classic Dave move...
Stop being such a Dave, Daaaave!
That dude must be a blast at parties. Probably has never had a girlfriend in his life.
That's the working theory. lol.
@@Nickjfreitas 😂😂
an ELECTED OFFICIAL, you said it right there. The people voted him in because this is the exact kind of stuff we relate to. My wife and i have this same type of bond and people like him could never understand that. When a women trust you to lead and play your paternal role and she can be her natural feminine self, its a different level of trust and love. If thats what you both want. Guys like him could never be strong enough to fill your shoes. I think we all know that.
You're into strong guys. You're very concerned with other people's private lives.
Your loop timing on that one was impeccable! And your wife is freaking hilarious. Love her!
The cut off at the end was great, but you are absolutely right, that loop was perfection! 😂
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!! Please don’t stop being real! Please don’t stop calling out those people that are just trying to cause problems where there are none!!
So good to see the Mrs. Lovely lady and hope the best for you both!!
'Men want to be respected, women want to be desired.' -Elizabeth Taylor
100%
How many husband did Liz go through? 8 times……..how much respect did she have for her 8 husbands? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@CSLewisHadItRight Well, 7 husbands, 8 marriages.
She was married to Richard Burton at least twice. But I get your point. lol
These days it almost feels reversed.
I want respect.
Amazes me how people can't see what security and happiness looks like
Exactly
Can't see it or can't stand it. Jealous much? Pathetic!
Am i the only one reminded of “The Fifth Element”...
That poor popsicle being slapped around by Lee-Loo...
Probably still payback for the auto-wash...
... too bad Dave can’t spend some time in the auto-wash... a large portion of Portland could use a auto-wash.
Thank You for your World saving escapades and entertaining broadcasts as well as the sharing of your awesome coffee cup collection!
I Really appreciate it! Thank You!
“Get that stick up your”…. “Aaas per SOP”… what a cut. What a cut 😂
Wow an uptight liberal is offended. Big shock
Yeah - color ME surprised.
A liberal wants censorship - surprise
The best part is they actually think that women are going to see his comment and be like "OH DAAAAAVE.... MY HEART THROB, SUCH A BIG MAN!" lmao
@@Nathdoodlol nah
Can you believe he was in Portland of all places 😂
Husband & wife approved!!
A lot of people who don’t have good things in their lives, throw rocks at people who have good things in their lives
“As per SOP” 😂 Ain’t that the truth.
You shouldn't have to explain yourself to idiots.. Keep up the good work.
The explanation is hilarious though.
You ALWAYS have to explain yourself to snowflakes!!😂
But then we wouldn’t have this marvelous video
He wasn't. He was setting the whole thing up to deliver the stick removal comment at the end for Dave in Portland😂😂😂
@@ludlow7369 It really was a great setup for it, ngl
They have matching sarcasm mugs.
I noticed that toooo❤😂and large mugs like I love my coffee in a spiderman vase 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@infiniteinspiration1628my wife and I just got these off his site.
I don't think it's sarcasm 😊
Though I believe Mrs. Freitas uses hers for iced coffee :-D
I have to re-watch for that comment. Thx.😂
I vote to have fun. Webster would be disappointed that banter is not understood.
You two are part of what makes this country great! Live, devotion, and a wicked sense of humor!
I am glad I am not the only normal person. We all need the laughter. 😅
@@ksineasttexas absolutely! Humor is a gift! Without it we are forced to see life through a filter lacking warmth or dimension.
The bigger problem... other politicians would get all flustered, and have a huddle with the PR team and embark on an apology tour.
Yep that’s at LEAST 3 weeks of speeches 🤣🤣
Right!
Had this running as I walked away and didn't realize it was in a loop. 😂😂😂
We watch Nick precisely for his sarcasm.
Your wife's reactions are the best part of this. lol
Actually, it kinda looked like Nick was a bit surprised by how hard she spanked him. He rolled with it though. Good job, both!. Poor Dave. Ya gotta pity him.
The sad thing is we as a people have lost our sense of humor and it’s been replaced by a sense of entitlement, a sense of offense, and the belief that everyone absolutely everyone needs to pander to our terrifyingly fragile ego.
As I saw on a T-shirt recently: "Society is too sensitive. Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself."
That ass cut was the cherry on top 😂
Oh Dave… eat a snickers, Smile, enjoy life. 😂
Portland seems to be screwed by people like Dave, but he redeemed himself by allowing Nick and wife to use him as the butt of this joke. Very well done. 😊😅
LOVE the cut off at the end! People are so stiff and ridiculous. No fun at all. You guys are great! Relationship goals.
his wife is super jiggly tho hahahaha and so is he. Oh well!
They're super loose, with their morals of PDA as well ❤️🩹 this couple is what is wrong with this country
Dave’s “Love Language” is obviously not physical touch!
He's too much of a simp to understand what real love is😂😂😂😂
Living in Portland I give full permission, and encouragement, to continue to piss off Dave from Portland....
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Thanks Dave from Portland for being the Tool you are and creating this Epic response
My grandmother, born in 1900, used to call my grandfather, born in 1896, her, “precious piece of meat.” I do it to my husband and he blushes every time. Thank you for proving it’s a cheeky endearment that’s still in use. 😂
Dave and his MAN BUN !!!! HAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂
Don't make me Kamala Cackle in front of my kids!!!!
I'm impressed that you made this skit without either of you spilling your drinks. A well in tune couple indeed!
Empty cups?
@@jwrocketsThat would explain it! 😂