The Man who held a Life-Long Grudge, for a Cat (Hilarious McDonalds Burgers Created By The Internet)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ค. 2024
- For everyone out there who owns a cute, fluffy companion, I'm sure we can all relate to the reason why Henry McNish ending up holding a grudge for as long as he did for his loyal feline friend.
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Sources:
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www.nytimes.com/2004/11/21/tr...
www.independent.co.uk/news/pe...
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www.theguardian.com/childrens...
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Henry (Harry) McNish,
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Mrs Chippy,
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Cat,
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Endurance,
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Rats,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_rat
Fries/Chips,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_...
Ernest Shackleton,
www.wikitree.com/wiki/Shackle...
Mrs Chippy Gravestone,
Nigel Cross [Attribution]
Burger Builder,
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*tells funny joke*
karl: *little laugh*
"border-poo"
karl: *LOUD LONG WHEEZE*
Haven't heard Karl lose it like that since doggoforce.
Proof why people still watch Sandler movies with poop jokes.
@@Emppu_T. LONG WHEEZE ENERGY!!!
thought he was gonna keel over
When I read the title I thought it said he had a life long grudge against the cat
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Great story either way just really wondered Lmao
Bruh same
Same
Im pretty sure that almost everyone did
Not alone
“Border-poo” *2 minutes of uncontrollable laughter*
W H E E Z E
A new meme is born.
i heard "bored of poo"
MarkEdwardRom I heard board of poo so in my mind I just thought of a chopping board made of poo
@@fuzi5303 equally funny.
McNish: *becomes the passive aggressive variant of John Wick*
By the way doge do go to heaven cats dont and they dont go to hell they just chill somewhere in between
@@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 Nah, they go to Hell, but they just like to watch. That's all.
@@GardeniaCreations yes they always resist and they just stay to watch it so they don't go to hell nor heaven you just proved my point good job
According to Ancient Egyptian lore, cats are the guardians of the Underworld
@@HBoyle they like the warmth
Karl vs. "Border Poo"
Sorry, Karl. You fought hard. You really tried. But EVERYONE knew how one-sided this fight was. You trying to fight it only made it funnier.
I love how Karl just breaks up completely at hearing "Border-poo"
Was funny to me since it sounded like board of poo.
If he thinks that's funny, just wait until he finds out the name conjunction for a cocker Spaniel
We have an outdoor cat named Chester who actually knows more people in the neighborhood then we do from being so friendly. We're actually known just as Chester's owners haha. One day my wife answered the door to find a woman she had never met before. She then handed my wife a picture and said I thought you should have this. It was a picture of Chester sleeping in her rain gutter. Apparently that's one of his favorite outdoor napping spots. She wasn't mad, just found it cute and wanted us to see it haha.
If someone were to kill my mom's cat I'm pretty sure that she would become a real life Terminator. An unbreathing, unflinching, never sleeping, never eating machine that pursues the killer to the ends of the Earth. Only she'd be successful in terminating the killer, showing no emotion as she did.
I would very quickly learn the most efficient use of a knife and gun just to avenge my kitty.
and then open up a drapery company after mission was done
Five minutes in and Karl had a "the chase" moment
Explain please
@@DRAG0N68 watch the fact fiend video about a quiz show called "the chase" it willake sense after
I said the same thing!
Tcrumpen
Hilarious! What kind of name is Fanny Chmelar?!
He’s Walshin the boarder poo
"Short of killing someone."
... Lol yeah that'd be ridiculous.
Wiseacres does karl even own a pet? I feel like he doesn’t
ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername Anyone left even a bloody scratch on my pit bull there would be no body to find so yes it would be an ‘extremely’ difficult urge not to satisfy
I would John Wick some motherfuckers
@@ricosintron2075 someone even looks at my lab weird and I'm ready to scrap, and I cant even fight 😂😂.
I would kill some one for a cat
When I was a kid we had a cat that liked to sleep on the stove because it was nice and warm from the pilot lights. He was a rather big and fluffy cat. A couple times he managed to catch his tail on fire and run streaking through the house. This never stopped him from sleeping on the stove though. Neither did years of my mom telling him not to either though. He lived to be 26 years old.
When your Cat has Seniority over the Babysitter... :D
I still love the cross between a shitzu and toy poodle, the shitzpoo I know, very childish but also funny
Bulldog + shih tzu: bullshit.
Nisha: border poo
Karl: does his best impression of Bradley Walsh
4:40 a man was broken today by the thought of a border poo
Thought he was gonna pass out
Karl has a Jimmy Carr thing going. Once something truly tickles him, only dogs can hear his laugh. Love the channel.
I once happened to mention my dead cat in conversation and I was told I needed to get over it. Then you have this guy.
4:42 the Joker toxins begin to take effect
My cat would sleep in the bathroom sink or on the keyboard at the computer
R.I.P. Bear (2003-2018) he went for walks by himself every day, but may 24th 2018 (my birthday) he never came back
I'm sorry to hear that, but I think it's best to assume he went and never came back to die alone, considering his old age too. Cats tend to hide when they're about to die, our cat hid behind our neighbor's trashcan, she died of old age too. I don't know if this might be their instinct to hide when feeling vulnerable, or they might not want to make us sad.
Karl wearing a shirt with a JoJo meme, but Karl has yet to do anything on this channel about JoJo. This disappoints me.
Same
Villain: are you approaching me, instead of running away
Robin: I can’t beat the crap out of you with out getting closer
What if JoJo never did anything JoJo related... It'll still be a JoJo reference
That shirt would be vastly improved if joker was holding a crowbar
Watching Karl nearly asphyxiate from laughter over border-poo was the best part of my day.
8 out of 10 cough at the start
Ah yes, the times before...
That borderpoo line about took him down, which almost took me down watching it. Good stuff
"Border-Poo"
*WHEEZING INTENSIFIES*
I feel like several years have been added to my life from Karl wheezing
Short of killing someone, I don’t like people enough to value their lives over that of my fuzzy buddy
Apparently my cat likes cornbread, the lil Chonk will steal it when you aren't looking.
My dogs the same way except she doesn’t care if youre looking
It's probably because cats like yeast.
My baby boy, Twitch would steal snack cakes when you weren't looking if he knew where they were, and mini doughnuts and anything else sweet like that.. Sadly someone hit him while he was crossing the road back in December.. He was my only companion for about a year when I was going through a bad time in my life and he went everywhere with me and followed me like a dog.. He was beyond loyal.. I walked one time and he followed to the highway and I had to kick rocks at him to make him stay there, well I got a ride home passing him and I didn't see him for about3 days, so I walked to the end of my road to the highway and sure enough he was still waiting there for me to return... My heart still brakes thinking of him, and I'm about to cry now.... 😢😭😭
How dare you assume I wouldn't kill for my pet.
Exactly. If my dog is harmed, emotionally or physically, I would track the shits who did it down and end them. I don't want pet harming scum on this Earth.
@@thelonelywoodstock674 lmao how could someone emotionally hurt your dog?? 😂😭
U gonna kill someone cuz they called it a bad dog??
@@poing6842 dogs can go into a defensive state caused by abuse that ends up mentally scarring them, because of something like this my dog (from some scummy owner) suffers from separation anxiety and flinches when you move to fast as you try to pet her. Dogs can also just have plain anxiety, my friends dog, the poor pup, has eye drops for his anxiety. If dogs can suffer from forms of anxiety and give reactions (such as flinching or even an unexplainable anger/fear towards something/a certain appearance) due to past abuse, dogs can be emotionally damaged so that's why I also said it. If I killed people for calling her a bad dog my entire family and myself would be six feet under, she used to pull the trashcan down and search for something eat from it.
@@poing6842 an ex’s seeing eye dog was ruined because another, big, mean dog attached it. No permanent physical injuries, but dog PTSD made her no longer able to work.
Good on this guy for loving his cat so much. Mrs. Chippy didn't deserve his fate. 😭
I think a cross breed between a shih tzu and a bull dog would be called a "Bull Shih Tzu".
Boardapoo
(Noun) 1. border collie poodle mix.
(Verb) 2. To give food and housing to a poo in exchange for rent.
My cat once decided to sit on a pile of cold metal chains, even though there was a warm, fuzzy blanket fresh out of the dryer RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
Karl and his old man breathless laugh had my flat laughing our asses off
Karl, I recommend the channel "Internet Historian"
And here you are *ABSOLUTELY IGNORING DOOM GUY WHO IS STILL KILLING DEMONS IN THE UNDERWORLD FOR KILLING HIS RABBIT*
Reasonable response I'd say,
Yea but this thing actually happened
And he has already made a video about that
Technically he also is there to protect humanity but the rabbit is an important part
Karl: Short of killing somebody
John Wick: am i a joke to you?
i do love the raw moments where there's just laughter it just shows ya having fun at work.
Yeah, my 3 cats all eat chips and crisps. They just can't seem to get enough of them 😂
One of mine keeps stealing my 4 year old's cheese puffs.
I used to have a cat that liked one kind of chips I ate (the American kind, in a crinkly plastic bag) and not another kind. But he never caught on that, if I was eating the kind he didn't like, the crinkle when I got one out still meant another chip he wouldn't like. To him any crinkle might be a chip he liked.
The cat in the thumbnail looks so soft ahhhhhh
Karl, I swear you could get alcohol poisoning and I’ll never see you closer to dying in my life then right now
To quote karl "this slayed me" i was laughing so hard i had to wipe away tears like 4 times by the end of the create a sandwich segment, gotta love the internets creativity. Never change good part of the internet, never change.
"border poo"
Karl: **wheeze**
poor kitty I have nothing but respect for that carpenter for holding that grudge
Just wanted to let you know that youtube subtitled you’re pronunciation of ms. Chippy as Mississippi and I quite enjoyed the rest of the video after seeing that
Ha ha Karl killed off by borderpoo had me in tears
Short of anything? One dude stomped at my dog so I punched him in the face and he ran away
I have 3 cats and 2 dogs and if anyone hurt one of them I would die. They are my life especially my male cat Simba he's just the sweetest I absolutely love my Simmy boy
you have a male cat name simba i have a male cat name simba
If I he had killed my pet he would probably have disappeared in the middle of the night overboard never to be found again.
My favorite part about his breakdown into laughter is that he pulls himself together by taking a sip out of a mug that says "Size matters"
Cats defiantly sit on anything
I want to go all grammar nazi on you for using the wrong word but in this case, you may actually be right.
@@wingracer1614 my bad lol, on mobile. Too fitting to edit
The end would have made a great focus. Pretty sure there are tons of archives of burgers.
How can you forget the best custom McDonald’s sandwich “bag of lettuce”
Karl had a real laugh, where you just wheeze and sound like youre dying
Loved the video + the laugther at the start.
Internet Historian did the burger story too.
If that were my cat, Captain would have been the next meal.
If I was on a ship with a pet cat and it was shot in arctic, would come back with one less human.
The sad European poo’s at the border
Karl: uncontrollable laughter
Watching Karl slowly break down and almost be unable to breathe was priceless
Karl losing it and laughing so hard he cried made this episode my favorite
They're after overlooking the bag of lettuce from mcDonalds
Did you hear about the guy who did the same for his rabbit? Yeah, he went to hell and back for that thing.
Twice.
*Distant metal starts*
This may be the only time I've ever seen Karl break down like that on camera and I love it
Please talk about "Unsinkable Sam", thats one hell of a cat and the proof cats has 9 lives
If you hurt my cat, in the words of inosuke from demon slayer: If hell doesn’t exist I will create one for you
A.K.A I will put you in complete darkness floating in what seams to be mid air you feel nothing and see nothing and then suddenly you feel the most pain possible because you have just been injected with the venom of a blue-banded red coral snake Which causes every nerve in your body to say PAIN!!!!!!!!! Paralyzing do to shear pain as your muscles tense up to where they can not move and causing your heart to do the same and just stop beating but even if that didn’t stop like what happens in very rare cases, the muscle that controls the lungs tenses expelling all the air within so you suffocate then I will bring you back to life then rinse and repeat! YOU WILL KNOW TRUE PAIN.
You will also hear me whispering in your ear telling you to count down from 1,000,001 by 7 and every time you get it wrong I rip out one of your nails or break one of your toes just to keep you sane so you still feel all of that pain.
And then if I am feeling cheeky well you know that feeling when you are wet with a greasy liquid where it feels like you are dry and wet at the exact same time and it really makes your brain mad, well gasoline does that really well.
And if I am feeling extremely cheeky I will put on a hyper realistic costume of some sort of demon and then light them on fire and that fire will have been the first light they have seen in years. It will be bright and it will be painful. Then they will see me looking like a demon that just crawled straight out of hell then I will tell them they killed my cat and that is why they suffer
Commenting just for karls laughter, its so infectious.
Watching Karl die laughing was one of the best parts of the video.
Karl having a 30+ second fit at border-poo
He also didn't give McNish a medal as he tried to Mutiny. He shackleton didnt forgive him for it. However they did end up working really well together and helping the whole group survive
I teared up when I heard about the head stone
It's been quite a while scene I cried from laughing
The wheeze was legendary. I rewatched this video just to see it again.
I now just want a video of any time Karl laughs out of control
As a cat I can confirm I like Chips and sit wherever
A (mostly?) Unedited cut of Karl corpsing for 2 minutes!?
*WHEEEZE*
"Another cat video, another cat video, another cat video... Oooo!! A video about a cat, let's shake it up a little!" -Me doing a take on Barry B Benson.
i think Karl has successfully topped bradley walsh in the best corpsing moment
We're getting a border collie/poodle cross and we call them Collie-doodles. Also, this is a great video! My mum is heading off to Antarctica soon, so this seems to be a good omen (not about the cat dying but some stuff on Antarctica
I liked this video as soon as he started wheezing
My favorite end segment in months.
Best episode yet
LMMFAO When you said the doggo ate a bag of flower only to turn into a ball of dough and had to shit out a loaf of bread.. That's puts a whole new meaning behind pinching a loaf...LMAO......
Basically stand around and have a good time with friends 😂
I was the perfect level of stoned for this video
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Nisha - "Borderpoo"
Karl - COMPLETELY broken
Bonus fact about the voyage of the Endurance: it left Europe just as WWI was starting and Shackleton asked his friend Winston Churchill if they should cancel the trip. Of course, everyone thought the war would be over by Christmas, so Churchill told him to go. When they finally made their way back to civilization, Shackleton asked, "When was the war over?" And he was told, "It is not over and the world has gone mad."
Karl wheezing at Border poo has made my Friday.
100% resonate with that cough at the start
Karl was not ready for the BORDERPOO!!
My cat will literally steal my French fries everytime I bring them in the house
Mrs.Chippy was a tomcat
Hmm dankpods fans know this story, Franky the “dog”
There is a scientific article floating around somewhere testing whether cats are a liquid or a solid. I think it won an award.
I have the even bigger version of that mug. It was my daily drinker for coffee when I worked food service.
This video made me legit laugh out loud
If someone hurt my bunnies I’d go full on John Wick on whomever responsible.
3:26 I once had a cat that’d eat whole ritz crackers, I’m sure some cats like fries. Or English chips.
Generally Sorry My cat loves pringles, and meows until you give him one.
Okay but why did I get tears for chippie
I have never seen him lose it that bad before. And frankly, I was right there with him.
In the US they actually had in store ordering kiosk where you could create anything with their burger ingredients and the had to make it so somebody got a foot tall sandwich made only with cheese
If this guy went on a killing rampage we'd have the British version of John Wick
My cat who passed a couple years ago used to only eat Mcdonald's chips.
She refused to eat any other kinds of chips but as soon as there's Mcdonald's chips in the room she'd be all over you trying for them.