Had that happened years ago when moonlighting as a pizza delivery... This chick got down on her knees put her hands behind her head and surrendered, having a complete breakdown while babbleing something about dont shoot. Granted I was driving a blacked out sedan that looked kind of like a police cruiser, my uniform covers were black-and-blue, but seriously WTF.
Legion: "Do you remember the question that caused your people to attack us? 'Does this unit have a soul?'" Tali Zorah: "Legion...the answer to your question is yes." Legion: "I know, Tali, but thank you." Priority Rannoch, Mass Effect 3
it costs money to take the guns off and if your making narrow overhead in the space trucking industry (with pirates afoot) then ya might as well keep the guns.....OH that reminds me of Billy Bob Space Trucker. that was like the first HFY i read on the subreddit. that was a fun ~100 chapter read. author and time permitting, that wouldn't be a bad narration
Our Dakka will be heard across the cosmos for all of time! When the stars die out, and reality collapses on itself, our Dakka will remain! Our Dakka will be there at the end, and at the beginning! For where you see "simple weaponry", we see the the essence of the universe.
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: My first reaction is "Awwwww" but my second reaction is this may disrupt the universe! Story 2: Humans "ARRRRR" crazy!
first story ..spirits woven of flesh or fibers.... once intertwined is no lees then others are... lovely to see a short one involving AI that just was about personal affections. second one though XD ''WE SURRENDER!!!'' someone screams at a guy exiting the shuttle.... at wich he blinks and groans responding ''yee all fine and dandy but first..here is the stuff you bought , where are we to unload it first..then.. we can talk about you surrendering or not... i doubt my captain wants the hazzle to start run a planetary government''
Aliens: We surrender, please don't kill us.
Humans: .... pizza delivery for Zerblzex? That'll be $28.60.
Had that happened years ago when moonlighting as a pizza delivery...
This chick got down on her knees put her hands behind her head and surrendered, having a complete breakdown while babbleing something about dont shoot. Granted I was driving a blacked out sedan that looked kind of like a police cruiser, my uniform covers were black-and-blue, but seriously WTF.
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Legion: "Do you remember the question that caused your people to attack us? 'Does this unit have a soul?'"
Tali Zorah: "Legion...the answer to your question is yes."
Legion: "I know, Tali, but thank you."
Priority Rannoch, Mass Effect 3
A line that will always break my heart
Ok the ferry woman story is one of the ones with the man and the AI story's need a playlist for these interconnected storys
interconnected? how so?
Does they do the entire Comedy?
I don’t blame the Orilel. Every time the UPS truck shows up, I feel the impulse to surrender.
Excess? There's never enough dakka.
No kill like overkill.
WAAAAGH!!!!!
@@GenStallion overkill is underrated.
DAKKA IZ DAKKA!
@@GenStallion Maxim 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Actually reminds me of the Iraqi forces that tried surrendering before Operation Desert Storm when they heard American firing drills...
HA!
Remember when the planetary Governor surrenders to you, your first order as high emperor is to make sure they sign the shipping manifest
Oh wait that means AIs doesn't only gained sentient, they're also gained souls too huh? That cool
Behold, for I am god. I have taken the dirt of earth and breathed life into it in my image.
@Billy Oak But what about when those statues can move, and speak, and learn, and create, and interact with the environment? What then?
This begs the question, just what is a soul? Can a machine have a soul? Some day we just may have to answer those questions.
I think therefore i am
Always fun to catch these fresh, Thank you again.
Whoa whoa whoa. Everybody KNOWS red makes you go faster, obviously.
it costs money to take the guns off and if your making narrow overhead in the space trucking industry (with pirates afoot) then ya might as well keep the guns.....OH that reminds me of Billy Bob Space Trucker. that was like the first HFY i read on the subreddit. that was a fun ~100 chapter read. author and time permitting, that wouldn't be a bad narration
I know "NFY" on TH-cam did some of it
He had a fun time with a space eagle (also his throat ripped out their first time)
"Billy Bob Space" Trucker Narrated by Agro Squirrel
th-cam.com/play/PLcfzFNUhrNS1ZvbZHS6BdEQz6NzgM5YPg.html
Dakka is only enough when you can wipe the universe from existence and create your own big bang. Even then, there's no such thing as too much Dakka.
Are you sure that’s still enough dakka?
One evrey attom is in a constant never ending circle of being destroyed and becoming bullets then there will be close to enough
@@morescodesup2087 needs to be enough Dakka to create infinite big bangs
@@Allantitan I was about to say 'Only one? Needs more dakka.'
Our Dakka will be heard across the cosmos for all of time! When the stars die out, and reality collapses on itself, our Dakka will remain! Our Dakka will be there at the end, and at the beginning! For where you see "simple weaponry", we see the the essence of the universe.
Yes red does go faster
The explanation in the second story actually does make sense.
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: My first reaction is "Awwwww" but my second reaction is this may disrupt the universe!
Story 2: Humans "ARRRRR" crazy!
For the algorithm and the narrator.
first story ..spirits woven of flesh or fibers.... once intertwined is no lees then others are... lovely to see a short one involving AI that just was about personal affections.
second one though XD ''WE SURRENDER!!!'' someone screams at a guy exiting the shuttle.... at wich he blinks and groans responding ''yee all fine and dandy but first..here is the stuff you bought , where are we to unload it first..then.. we can talk about you surrendering or not... i doubt my captain wants the hazzle to start run a planetary government''
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Thank you for the video.
FTA
omg i'm dead @story 2
Humans practice "stay strapped or get clapped"
For the Algorithm11!
Oops... 2 souls on the boat with Charon -- surprised the boat doesn't sink. Then Charon will go with you? Aren't you supposed to give 2 weeks notice?
thats the best thing about being your own boss, just think of how much she has saved up after an eternity of work.
5:09 the journey of a Ferry-Woman, an AI and a Man as they cross the lands of the dead
Wait was that a 40k reference in the second story?
yup
Hello gentlemen
But did they put a bayonet on it 🤣🤣
neat
So if you are quick thinking you might be able to hang on to one of your eye coins for snacks?
For the algorithm
For the Algorithm
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Shouldn't the AI go to hell for suicide
That's christian stuff, the ferryperson is ancient greek
@@gManGabe Also, any such courts deciding your afterlife would be on the other side of the Styx.
Charon is pronounced Char-en
:D
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Pronounced as Sharon.
It's more like Karen; Greek ch is pronounced k.
F.A.S.
For the algorithm