Best SciFi Storytime 1592 - Ferrywoman & Human Excess | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Aliens: We surrender, please don't kill us.
    Humans: .... pizza delivery for Zerblzex? That'll be $28.60.

    • @DT-vw7zs
      @DT-vw7zs ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Had that happened years ago when moonlighting as a pizza delivery...
      This chick got down on her knees put her hands behind her head and surrendered, having a complete breakdown while babbleing something about dont shoot. Granted I was driving a blacked out sedan that looked kind of like a police cruiser, my uniform covers were black-and-blue, but seriously WTF.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Legion: "Do you remember the question that caused your people to attack us? 'Does this unit have a soul?'"
    Tali Zorah: "Legion...the answer to your question is yes."
    Legion: "I know, Tali, but thank you."
    Priority Rannoch, Mass Effect 3

  • @rieshishgarmee5046
    @rieshishgarmee5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Ok the ferry woman story is one of the ones with the man and the AI story's need a playlist for these interconnected storys

    • @SgtMversion23
      @SgtMversion23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      interconnected? how so?

    • @masterpython
      @masterpython 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does they do the entire Comedy?

  • @tomhchappell
    @tomhchappell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don’t blame the Orilel. Every time the UPS truck shows up, I feel the impulse to surrender.

  • @cliffsimmons9692
    @cliffsimmons9692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Excess? There's never enough dakka.

    • @GenStallion
      @GenStallion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No kill like overkill.

    • @giancarlobacosa2546
      @giancarlobacosa2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WAAAAGH!!!!!

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GenStallion overkill is underrated.

    • @SSGTWinters
      @SSGTWinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAKKA IZ DAKKA!

    • @danamoore1788
      @danamoore1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GenStallion Maxim 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Actually reminds me of the Iraqi forces that tried surrendering before Operation Desert Storm when they heard American firing drills...

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Remember when the planetary Governor surrenders to you, your first order as high emperor is to make sure they sign the shipping manifest

  • @Snowcrab27
    @Snowcrab27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Oh wait that means AIs doesn't only gained sentient, they're also gained souls too huh? That cool

    • @arobidy
      @arobidy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Behold, for I am god. I have taken the dirt of earth and breathed life into it in my image.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Billy Oak But what about when those statues can move, and speak, and learn, and create, and interact with the environment? What then?

    • @davidhenderson3400
      @davidhenderson3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This begs the question, just what is a soul? Can a machine have a soul? Some day we just may have to answer those questions.

    • @peekiepeeks5099
      @peekiepeeks5099 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think therefore i am

  • @Llangion
    @Llangion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Always fun to catch these fresh, Thank you again.

  • @widdershins5383
    @widdershins5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whoa whoa whoa. Everybody KNOWS red makes you go faster, obviously.

  • @TheLazyComet
    @TheLazyComet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    it costs money to take the guns off and if your making narrow overhead in the space trucking industry (with pirates afoot) then ya might as well keep the guns.....OH that reminds me of Billy Bob Space Trucker. that was like the first HFY i read on the subreddit. that was a fun ~100 chapter read. author and time permitting, that wouldn't be a bad narration

    • @joep2365
      @joep2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know "NFY" on TH-cam did some of it

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had a fun time with a space eagle (also his throat ripped out their first time)

    • @DragonJohn
      @DragonJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Billy Bob Space" Trucker Narrated by Agro Squirrel
      th-cam.com/play/PLcfzFNUhrNS1ZvbZHS6BdEQz6NzgM5YPg.html

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Dakka is only enough when you can wipe the universe from existence and create your own big bang. Even then, there's no such thing as too much Dakka.

    • @morescodesup2087
      @morescodesup2087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you sure that’s still enough dakka?

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One evrey attom is in a constant never ending circle of being destroyed and becoming bullets then there will be close to enough

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@morescodesup2087 needs to be enough Dakka to create infinite big bangs

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Allantitan I was about to say 'Only one? Needs more dakka.'

    • @davidspinks7541
      @davidspinks7541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Our Dakka will be heard across the cosmos for all of time! When the stars die out, and reality collapses on itself, our Dakka will remain! Our Dakka will be there at the end, and at the beginning! For where you see "simple weaponry", we see the the essence of the universe.

  • @pulverize3
    @pulverize3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes red does go faster

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The explanation in the second story actually does make sense.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: My first reaction is "Awwwww" but my second reaction is this may disrupt the universe!
    Story 2: Humans "ARRRRR" crazy!

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    first story ..spirits woven of flesh or fibers.... once intertwined is no lees then others are... lovely to see a short one involving AI that just was about personal affections.
    second one though XD ''WE SURRENDER!!!'' someone screams at a guy exiting the shuttle.... at wich he blinks and groans responding ''yee all fine and dandy but first..here is the stuff you bought , where are we to unload it first..then.. we can talk about you surrendering or not... i doubt my captain wants the hazzle to start run a planetary government''

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for the video.

  • @alexsanderakers1474
    @alexsanderakers1474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FTA
    omg i'm dead @story 2

  • @nickschaefer9320
    @nickschaefer9320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Humans practice "stay strapped or get clapped"

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oops... 2 souls on the boat with Charon -- surprised the boat doesn't sink. Then Charon will go with you? Aren't you supposed to give 2 weeks notice?

    • @zohan90210
      @zohan90210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats the best thing about being your own boss, just think of how much she has saved up after an eternity of work.

  • @aarontilney3787
    @aarontilney3787 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:09 the journey of a Ferry-Woman, an AI and a Man as they cross the lands of the dead

  • @officalcosmercult8731
    @officalcosmercult8731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait was that a 40k reference in the second story?

    • @hs0003
      @hs0003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup

  • @rev_ares8680
    @rev_ares8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello gentlemen

  • @andrewrowe8768
    @andrewrowe8768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But did they put a bayonet on it 🤣🤣

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    neat

  • @masterpython
    @masterpython 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So if you are quick thinking you might be able to hang on to one of your eye coins for snacks?

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm

  • @definetly-not-trotzky
    @definetly-not-trotzky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @pokemonpokemon4391
    @pokemonpokemon4391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    [comment redacted]

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [reply removed pending memetic agents]

    • @ChosterRinir
      @ChosterRinir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      [DATA EXPUNGED DUE TO ANOMALOUS TEXT]

  • @donnellebarfield3964
    @donnellebarfield3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shouldn't the AI go to hell for suicide

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's christian stuff, the ferryperson is ancient greek

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gManGabe Also, any such courts deciding your afterlife would be on the other side of the Styx.

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Charon is pronounced Char-en

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :D

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    74th, 12 March 2023

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pronounced as Sharon.

    • @literallyunfunny
      @literallyunfunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's more like Karen; Greek ch is pronounced k.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    F.A.S.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm