@@mattleopoldo4722 well there is a "just some guy with a mustache" with a matching pfp . Also used to comment a lot but now I never see him. Probably this guy's alt acc afaik
Step 1: Blind yourself Step 2: Learn echolocation from dolphins Step 3: Once the monsters are gone, ingest magic mushrooms and open your third eye so you can see again
The old man from Don't Breathe will survive Birdbox handily. Not only he cannot see the monsters, but also he can ambush the criminally insane when it's so dark.
Lmao I just thought “imagine if they were just aliens that had an unintended ill effect on humans and were trying to introduce themselves....but suppose that couldn’t be the case considering in the end they’re actively trying to trick people into looking.
In the book this is one of the ideas the characters come up with, and imo heavily implied to be the correct one. Near the end one of them does lift her blindfold, and she firmly puts it back down and tells it to stop. After that it leaves peaceably. It's not clear if it understood her or if it just lost interest or what, but at no point to the creatures behave maliciously. It's possibly they're not even aware that humans are sapient or understanding of the consequences of what seeing them does to us.
Game theory suggests that the best chance is the creatures is just one creature in multiple places. Christians celebrate as it could be god himself. I mean, the protagonist’s friend suicides when she sees her mother, perhaps she means she sees her mother in heaven, a guy suicides when he sees him in video tape, meaning it’s the knowledge of the creature itself, the birds have something to do with something in the Bible, and the crazy guys are all criminals because they are denied a place in heaven for their sins, but want others to see the truth. And of course you can’t exactly kill god. Why he shows himself is a theory on its own, perhaps he wants to start humanity over and wants all the good people to join him first, and the bad people to disappear. Or something like that.
THe whole river deal is probably because they kept moving houses like every week until finally they got to the river. Because it takes place 7 years in the future, so they'd have to move houses every now and then leading them to that house near the river.
@@emilykit9037 I mean you will since by technicality you would still feel all your chemical reactions and it's not like your fellow crazies will kill you
Okay to be real, the solution i would try is using thermal goggles 24/7. The creatures probably wouldn't show up and not in any discernable form allowing you to simply ignore them. You could see animals which you could hunt having gone into the mountains and be able to see and fend off the crazy people.
That's what I think too. Thermal goggles are nowhere near security cameras footage. They are just heat signatures. The creatures probably won't have any heat signatures so you're safe as you won't see them. Only thing you have to worry about now is staying clear or killing the crazies.
How to beat birdbox: 1. Be born blind 2. Be born as an earth bender. 3. Use earth bending to adapt to being blind. 4. Become one of the most powerful earthbenders 5. Profit.
Crazy person: *Knock* *Knock* I would like to introduce you to my chainsaw. I'm really sorry that nature didn't gave you the ability to see these magnificent creatures.
Holy shit. The series 'See' might take place in the same universe where people medically blinded themselves after the events of Bird Box and went back to dark ages
There is some people who have created their own super power in there imagination for example invisible creature. Vs human beings however if a guy dreams he is a wizard or something like that he could win.
Step seven: descend again and have what is left of you eaten by cannibals letting them survive just a little longer before they themselves are eaten by cannibals
well to be fair, if its just surviving im sure those with underground bunkers would survive too (given the creatures cant somehow sense people that are completely hidden)
@@dangk3405 @Shuvi Dola not just the underground living situation, more importantly, she can fend for herself out in the open as well as against the derranged people since she could feel her surroundings with her bending, plus fight and use her bending skills for all sorts of innovative survival things, like make a temporary shelter made out of the earth, which could serve as camouflage against the crazies, etc. So, if she had to go out and hunt for food or stay exposed for a certain amount of time or smth, she shouldn't have too much of a problem (i think). Most of the problems would arise from the crazies anyway, since she's blind so the creatures have no effect on her, but i doubt the crazy people will give her too much trouble either way.
This video is 4 years old and I've watched it several times but this idea is just now occuring to me. If you knew the crazies were nearby and coming for you, or they had confronted you and also knew there was no creature in your immediate vicinity, you could stare at the sun for as long as you could. They want your blindfold off and your eyes open and beyond prying someone's eyelids open, you can't really force them to look at something when they can move their eyes. I mean, you could stick your fingers in and try to grip their eyeballs but that is more likely to blind the person than to achieve the desired result. Best to try to do this subtly so they don't catch on to what it is you're doing to begin with. Solar retinopathy causes temporary blindness and most of the time, vision is recovered after some time. There's no guarantee with the method, so it's best to just stay away from the crazy gangs of murderous psychopaths in general. There's also the chance they would kill you if they couldn't get you to see the monster, as people in hospitals for the criminally insane are not necessarily known for their patience, compassion or logical reasoning. Still, if you're stuck, it's worth a go (provided it's day time). Staring at the sun continuously can also, over time, cause long-term blindness with a lesser risk for infection and possibly less overall pain (compared to other methods of blinding yourself).
There is a theoretical way but it’s nearly impossible, basically you could set up a radar system around the school, put mines around the school, and activate them when the radar alerted them, this would mean no good people could get in which isn’t good, but at least it would keep the bad guys out, the problem is when they discover they can parachute onto the school, but I don’t see them getting in through the roof with any sort of tools
step 1: get unknown chemichal into ur eyes step 2: get blinded step 3: the chemichals strengthened your senses, ability to hear, smell and feel with your skin. step 4: become one of the best martial artist who ever walked this earth with your new gifts. step 5: profit
Step 1: Be concerned about other peoples taste buds to the point of trying to tell them what they should and shouldn't eat Step 2: you are now criminally insane and immune to the monsters effects
Film Herald: Impossible to beat bird box Comments section: I'm about to end this whole guys career
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Wear FLIR goggles. You don't actually see the creatures, you see their heat signature. You can also see the crazies in order to kill them. Apparently kinetic weapons (guns) don't hurt the creatures but what about thermal weapons (flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails). Torch them.
Well I mean with respect to the video cameras, you can't actually see the creatures either - its just an array of different colours of light in a screen. I think to become suicidal you just have to understand what the creature is telling you, and FLIR goggles may do that.
maybe use a camera setup that can build the surroundings and monster using CG or like a game engine that way its not a picture but a recreation of what a computer saw and you'd be a 3rd party looking at a secondary window of whats outside instead of using a camera and looking at what the light captured. Idk maybe its possible for a coder to work that out better. As for the thermal weapons I gotta say that I doubt it would work. It would just excite the air around it and maybe throw it off but its still a physical form of harm so if a bullet wouldn't do anything I doubt fire would. Good comment though.
I'm pretty sure they have the ability to interface with electronic screens to convey their message. Whether or not they can use thermals instead of viable light is debatable but definitely not impossible
0:50 When done right, hiding the monster can be scarier, Jaws is a great example. When done wrong, you end up with The Happening pt 2 Birdbox Boogaloo.
Well actually if you look at the drawings of the crazy guy in bird box you will see that the monsters are some sort of Lovecraftian monster. Also the whole idea of the movie is very Lovecraftian because when you look at the monsters you go crazy or kill yourself which happens in H.P. Lovecraft's stories, but you can think what ever you want.
What would happen if you did what Odysseus did with the sirens. Get someone to tie you down where you can't move and witness the hallucinations. The question would be if the hallucinations make you crazy, but I find that unlikely.
Or kenshi from mortal kombat which i am about to play now (if you do not know who kenshi is he is blind and his katana somehow his ancestors guide him so its like he can see perfectly but in realty he cant see
Me : *accidently looks at the monster* ah f*ck this is the last moments of my life Me : why am I still in control? Monster : because life IS what you fear Me : oh... *Loads gun*
*drives into truck's trailer* (that's how the two people with tesla died) But seriously tesla cars would be the solution here and there will be no trucks moving so you won't crash anyway.
How to beat bird box 1: say “no u“ 2: reflect mirror 3: show them dead memes 4: magic 5: inscts 6: make them commit shove coke and mentos up ur nose and go boom 7: uno reverse card 8: trick them to say “icup“ 9: laugh at them 10: profit
Theoretically, you don't really know if you are criminally insane or not because of how broad that term is. If you are a gambler, looking at the monsters is just a high stakes gamble.
Bird box takes place on earth...these creatures could have taken over other planets in the universe it's just not shown in the movie bc the setting is earth, there could be other planets they have overrun too, they aren't from earth that's for sure otherwise they would have came sooner I guess? 😂😂 if this is the case...they have thanos beat😂😂
@lolzzz yeah and that would be the same with these yokes I'm sure too, maybe not just a snap, but they seem like hunters, not just a mad titan trying to restore some type of balance, they seem to do stuff like this for sport I take it? So if thanos' goal is half of each planet, and the creatures from birdbox had done to other planets what they done to earth they would have conquered at least 70%+ of the universe including the mental people cos they got fucked up too might as well be dead
Exactly. Best part is there has already been two official cases of people of blind people using echolocation (not sure if spelled right) to "see" and do ordinary things. But both of these people were born blind. So, the blind folks at that school have a higher advantage
Daredevil can “see though” And he can still imagine his fears because he was NOT BLIND when his was still a KID before he hit a truck with substance that blinded him so meaning he still can “see” his imaginations because imaginations are an image in the brain that you make up based on what you SEE or SAW and DareDevil before he became what he is right now, SAW things like non blinds
There is a small amount of people that are blind that can echo locate like a bat can, it's weird and bizarre, but if somehow this was replicable, to teach others to echo locate, that would work in some of the listed cases. I would recommend looking into it yourself as it's been forever since I've seen it.
i’ve thought about this since the movie came out. if you have really terrible vision, like so bad that you can only see clearly just inches from your face, then you’ll never be able to see the monster. i imagine it’s quite gruesome or something the victim would recognize so without clear vision it would really be no problem unless it got really close, in which case you could just close your eyes. you could also still get around just with some extra difficulty. i tell everyone i know the only apocalyptic scenario i would service is bird box because my glasses are 2 cm thick lol
@@Meameameameameamea Ask a friend to inject them with a small amount of corrosive substance so that the iris is preserved. The pupil is just a big hole so go through that. Alternatively you could look directly into a very bright laser machine or something. That might also leave the outside intact. Probably difficult to find the proper medical supplies, but if you presume that you can find a contact that looks exactly right then it doesn't seem to be too far fetched.
Step one: wear a pumpkin as a helmet
Step two: profit.
Beats endermen, murderous animatronics AND invisible wind monsters!
Not the crazy peeps tho :/
But remember, follow the Minecraft way! The pumpkin way! xd
Get your new pumpkin for 900 cents
Use lycanites summoning staff, spam aegis, profit.
If bird box was in minecraft
Step one: get a hotel room.
Step two: put out the do not disturb sign.
xd, good solution, time to book a hotel room
... Trivago?
@@dalirkosimov4623 Bruh
Step three: profit
what happens when you run outta toilet paper tho?
Step one: get a leaf blower
Step two: turn it on succ mode
Step three aim it at the monsters
Boom profit
Get that extra succ too
Ghost busters!
Discr3te_Phys1x stonks
Funny thing is that might actually wotk
Stonks 👆
"Only the criminally insane are susceptible to the creatures"
Well just be criminally insane, that's easy.
pls get this guy a mustache, and make him shut up
How much time do you got on your hands?
here we go again he's here to guys I'm not surprised
@@mattleopoldo4722 well there is a "just some guy with a mustache" with a matching pfp . Also used to comment a lot but now I never see him. Probably this guy's alt acc afaik
Some guy down here in the replies will say stolen one day
Step 1: Blind yourself
Step 2: Learn echolocation from dolphins
Step 3: Once the monsters are gone, ingest magic mushrooms and open your third eye so you can see again
Stonks
Big brain time
could imagine daredevil surviving just fine
be an earth elemental.
use tremor sense
gg
or be the hulk
Step 4) Profit
Step 1: be daredevil
Step 2: beat the monsters in a hallway
Step 3: get cancel by Netflix
AlfzMyle
Step 4: Step into the MCU a few years later thus saving you from the Bird Box monsters.
Profit???
AlfzMyle then get the infinity stones n get rid of half of all life
Damn boiiiiii
*Netflix wants to know your location*
I literally read “How to beatbox”, clicked the video and was not disappointed.
is u high?
rem45acp high is u
DefiantMirage u is high
High u is
is high u?
The old man from Don't Breathe will survive Birdbox handily. Not only he cannot see the monsters, but also he can ambush the criminally insane when it's so dark.
This probably the best answer and solution there is.
Basically you blind yourself and then train yourself to be that blind badass in every action movie
Pretty sure this man is INSANE
That old dude is only OP in his own house. Put him in a random place 4 blocks from home and he'll never make it back without help.
@@hamsterfromabove8905 Have you watched Don't Breathe 2?
Everybody gangsta till the wind starts killing people
Garlix tornadoes
#TheHappening
Tornadoes
Hurricanes and tornadoes:
*Are we a joke to you?*
Wizoop Technically it isn’t the wind that kills people but the sheer force of being slammed with a tree that was launched by the wind
Mysterious creatures: We have come in peace
Also Mysterious creatures: Why are they killing them self?
Lmao I just thought “imagine if they were just aliens that had an unintended ill effect on humans and were trying to introduce themselves....but suppose that couldn’t be the case considering in the end they’re actively trying to trick people into looking.
Jen Tuesday Except they were actively pursuing them in a malicious manner.
This is so sad
In the book this is one of the ideas the characters come up with, and imo heavily implied to be the correct one.
Near the end one of them does lift her blindfold, and she firmly puts it back down and tells it to stop. After that it leaves peaceably. It's not clear if it understood her or if it just lost interest or what, but at no point to the creatures behave maliciously.
It's possibly they're not even aware that humans are sapient or understanding of the consequences of what seeing them does to us.
@@shineayandrews1869
Maybe it wants friends
Dog: *looks at creature*
*John Wick enters the chat*
Rapid
The creatures would commit DIE themselves if they saw John Wick, better to go out on your own terms than to suffer his wrath
@@steveishere8808 loooooooooooooooooooool
Still feel bad for that poor Beagle.
That is perfect
Rapid but animals ain’t affected?
How to beat bird box:
- ask them nicely to pretty please not
- that's it
They are crazy, so even manners wouldn’t work!
@@dtczyk8976 Don't underestimate the power of the word "please"
Would you kindly..
Since a theory/a book claims that apparently the aliens don’t realize what they’re doing, this might actually work.
"mysterious creatures which makes you suicide if you look at them"
Me: looks at mirror*
My time has come
xNecr89x rodrigues Execute Order 66
xNecr89x rodrigues the likes are 666... OH NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lol
Game theory suggests that the best chance is the creatures is just one creature in multiple places.
Christians celebrate as it could be god himself.
I mean, the protagonist’s friend suicides when she sees her mother, perhaps she means she sees her mother in heaven, a guy suicides when he sees him in video tape, meaning it’s the knowledge of the creature itself, the birds have something to do with something in the Bible, and the crazy guys are all criminals because they are denied a place in heaven for their sins, but want others to see the truth. And of course you can’t exactly kill god.
Why he shows himself is a theory on its own, perhaps he wants to start humanity over and wants all the good people to join him first, and the bad people to disappear.
Or something like that.
damn bro thats so funny no way
Bruh just set it into Peaceful Mode Smh it's that easy
Chydran lol yeah
You can still jump off a cliff in peaceful mode. There's no guarantee that setting it to peaceful will get rid of the leaf bois either.
😂😂😂
Or just /give @p pumpkin lmao
2 Chewz only an idiot will jump off a cliff for no reason
How to survive bird box:
*Be the camera man*
I know this is a joke but even if you see them through a digital cam it still kills you
@@Andi-fh5lh oh yeah i forgot the other camera man got killed cuz of this
so how
LMFAO "be the camera man" 😆
Drake no because blue dragon explain that the camera man dies too so I guess my choice is go to space
THe whole river deal is probably because they kept moving houses like every week until finally they got to the river. Because it takes place 7 years in the future, so they'd have to move houses every now and then leading them to that house near the river.
i just realized how dumb that sounds haha
I think that makes sense. Since they kept moving around there's no reason to assume they'd stay in thr San Francisco area and wouldn't move north.
It's 5 years not 7
Someone - *Blinds themselves*
Crazy people - "That wasn't very cash money of you."
I agree with your name
How to beat bird box:
Step one: be a crazy person
Step two: have fun with your palls cleansing
What about just playing VR 24/7?
VR gps would be great but crazies would still get ya
@@lookingforanewchannelname2119 Well if that was VR Chat you would be driven mad so you would survive
Im sure the crazy people are possessed so you won’t be having any fun
@@emilykit9037 I mean you will since by technicality you would still feel all your chemical reactions and it's not like your fellow crazies will kill you
How to beat bird box:
Step 1: Get mirror
Step 2: Reflect the monster to itself so it will commit suicide
Step 3: Profit
like medusa
Might actually work. You try it, I'll be over here running for my life.
No here is the the way to beat them...have James Charles call them gay and him making them gay
Um... Yes that's true
Monsters see each others
Okay to be real, the solution i would try is using thermal goggles 24/7. The creatures probably wouldn't show up and not in any discernable form allowing you to simply ignore them. You could see animals which you could hunt having gone into the mountains and be able to see and fend off the crazy people.
I think that will still trigger the suicide cause remember the security cams scene
@@thijsbambacht654 thermal site is a lot more vague then security cameras, though
That's what I think too. Thermal goggles are nowhere near security cameras footage. They are just heat signatures. The creatures probably won't have any heat signatures so you're safe as you won't see them. Only thing you have to worry about now is staying clear or killing the crazies.
I think he specified the cameras were thermal in the scene where that guy commits suicide
@lav just wear mirror all over the body the monster would see themselves and suicide ez
"They make you kill yourself if you see them"
"They can make auditory hallucinations"
Helen Keller: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
profit
100th like
Helen Keller knows what’s up
@@xxmkultraxx1367 300th
Helen Keller - blind
- deaf
psychos - Your gonna be my new meat bicycle!
You: *are surviving *
Crazy people: we don't do that here
How to beat bird box:
Step 1: Look at monster
Step 2: Play UNO reverse card
Step 3: Profit
oniX0n stonks 👆
Facts. 8000 IQ play
LOL
I'm your 1k like
You mean
1:look at monster
2:uno reverse card
3: *S T O N K S*
I’m convinced that old guy from “Don’t Breathe” could survive this situation for a long time if he could work out a way to get food and stuff
How to beat bird box:
Step one: become criminally insane
Step two: profit
Ana m
Step one: collect underpants.
Step two:
Step three: profit.
that was legit what I wast thinking
Ana m, Hotel: Trivago
stonks
STONKS
Bird box: Don’t open you eyes
The quiet place: don’t make a sound
Some near time in the future
Don’t taste anything
Don’t make a scent
Don't breath
@@badrulzoppof1s force your heart to stop beating
@Umbrella Driver I can feel the pain from here
@@badrulzoppof1s There is actually a movie called Don't Breathe, ironically.
You're forgetting the most important one "don't percieve your position in the space you're occupying"
How to easily beat bird box:
Step 1: Travel to bikini bottom
Step 2: Visit Palace of Pranks
Step 3: Purchase Invisible Spray
Problem Solved
Become a monster hehehehehe
It stains your clothes so you have to remove them
You would need to see them to spray them and you would still see them even if your invisible
lol great reference!!
@@liamosullivan3831 no you wouldn't
if light goes through your eyes instead of in your eyes, you can't see.
How to beat bird box:
Step 1:become a camera man
Step 2: profit
Isn't it confirmed in the movie that it doesn't matter wether or not your watching A screen, your still going to die?
@@arianalussier160 is a joke
@@arianalussier160 omg lol
@@arianalussier160 the joke is the camera man in horror movies basically always survive.
Step 3 (optional): become a found footage camera man for the true survival experience
just dig 3 blocks down then place a dirt block on top. easy
U gotta eat and drink my guy
@@queenlanapepsicola2338 just do /give
Go in *creative mode*
just set it to peaceful
Just turn off your monitor.
It’s easy to beat bird box, just be criminally insane.
sacrafice an orphan to show your worthiness
I don’t need to become criminally insane I already am ;) btw where do you and your family live?
NuttyNinja HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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what the fuck is wrong with yall people
They are criminally insane
Monsters: He saw us, kill him!
John Wick: Picks up crayon
Monster: Nvm
John Wick doesn’t kill him self. He kills you.
Good ass one😂🤣🤣
He could probably deal with all of the crazy people himself while blindfolded, there's a solution right there!
William Shin lmao I love you
It’s a pencil.
How to beat birdbox:
1. Be born blind
2. Be born as an earth bender.
3. Use earth bending to adapt to being blind.
4. Become one of the most powerful earthbenders
5. Profit.
Toph reference
wait toph actually lives this
Step 1: infiltrate a NASA launch site
Step 2: press the big red button
Step 3: *profit*
I feel going to space and finding another planet is on the right track for survival as you are getting out of the situation entirely.
it also work on the pentagone or the withouse i think, but you may need the president's hand
Stonks
the monsters get on the rocket “Aw shit, here we go again”
Stonks
Actually just be crazy, then you win birdbox. Too easy
@@chydran3691 it says all the crazy people wont be affected by those whorified monsters
(Did i made a new word :V)
They kill themself too after the world is cleansed there the only dirt left in are glass of water
@@drewbuck6622 This is why after you heal yourself.
@@DahliaLegacy Lol.. I dont get it ;~;
I'm not crazy...
I just see shit
I have phycosic.
Does that help me survive?
Creatures: we win
Blind people: allow me to introduce my self
Crazy person: *Knock* *Knock* I would like to introduce you to my chainsaw. I'm really sorry that nature didn't gave you the ability to see these magnificent creatures.
But anyways its hard because blind ppl can die also. Reasons: creatures would make others kill them so ywah
Holy shit.
The series 'See' might take place in the same universe where people medically blinded themselves after the events of Bird Box and went back to dark ages
Facts
@GamingNinja 777 He'd become the new Marvel Batman
This channel did the “how to beat” genre the best. This video is so detailed compared to those other copycat channels.
How to beat Bird Box
1) look at it
2) become suicidal
*3) see a therapist*
" *it all started when I was born* "
Profit
4) Oh no the therapist is the monster
1)Take a serious drug cocktail.
2) Look at it while insane.
3) ?????
4)Profit
4) *PROFIT*
How to beat bird box:
1: look at the creatures
2: die
3: profit
Olivia Blanpain-Forder *medusa
@@OliviaBlanpain-Forder they will still die from that
@@OliviaBlanpain-Forder nevermind I get what you mean
420th like
thats mot beating rhem
Can you beat the creature from bird box
Herald : Well yes but actually no
M & G :Good guess, but actually no
Kevin Wetherell haha yes I posted this comment before the video was online it was still on premiere
There is some people who have created their own super power in there imagination for example invisible creature. Vs human beings however if a guy dreams he is a wizard or something like that he could win.
lets get in to space my dudes
How about get crazy?
*The blind child at my school and I watching an audio description of bird box*
Him: “it would be my time to shine”
How to beat the bird box monster
Step 1: Have John wick look at it
Step 2: profit
ULTRA STONKS
He sees his dead dog and runs into a fire and still survives. Keanu Reeves never dies
*stonks*
David Quitsch [?] Keanu thinks you’re incredibly awesome
Stonks 100
Step 1: Become Insane
Step 2: Make others see the beauty
Step 3: Happiness
step 4: profit
Step 5: die by hunger
Step 6: accend to greatness
Step seven: descend again and have what is left of you eaten by cannibals letting them survive just a little longer before they themselves are eaten by cannibals
Instructions not clear. Ear is now gone
So in conclusion, the only one who could possibly survive this whole ordeal without sight and without starving is Toph from ATLA
Yep toph will survive that with Earth bending she can actually just go underground if you think about
well to be fair, if its just surviving im sure those with underground bunkers would survive too (given the creatures cant somehow sense people that are completely hidden)
@@dangk3405 @Shuvi Dola not just the underground living situation, more importantly, she can fend for herself out in the open as well as against the derranged people since she could feel her surroundings with her bending, plus fight and use her bending skills for all sorts of innovative survival things, like make a temporary shelter made out of the earth, which could serve as camouflage against the crazies, etc. So, if she had to go out and hunt for food or stay exposed for a certain amount of time or smth, she shouldn't have too much of a problem (i think). Most of the problems would arise from the crazies anyway, since she's blind so the creatures have no effect on her, but i doubt the crazy people will give her too much trouble either way.
XD YASSSSSSSSSSS
@@tyronetalam8488 two words, sniper rifle
This video is 4 years old and I've watched it several times but this idea is just now occuring to me.
If you knew the crazies were nearby and coming for you, or they had confronted you and also knew there was no creature in your immediate vicinity, you could stare at the sun for as long as you could.
They want your blindfold off and your eyes open and beyond prying someone's eyelids open, you can't really force them to look at something when they can move their eyes. I mean, you could stick your fingers in and try to grip their eyeballs but that is more likely to blind the person than to achieve the desired result.
Best to try to do this subtly so they don't catch on to what it is you're doing to begin with.
Solar retinopathy causes temporary blindness and most of the time, vision is recovered after some time.
There's no guarantee with the method, so it's best to just stay away from the crazy gangs of murderous psychopaths in general.
There's also the chance they would kill you if they couldn't get you to see the monster, as people in hospitals for the criminally insane are not necessarily known for their patience, compassion or logical reasoning.
Still, if you're stuck, it's worth a go (provided it's day time). Staring at the sun continuously can also, over time, cause long-term blindness with a lesser risk for infection and possibly less overall pain (compared to other methods of blinding yourself).
Moral of these series: Cameramen are mentally the most strongest group
Lol
They're mentally crazy
Well, not everytime. Watch this th-cam.com/video/KA8mYnZcy5w/w-d-xo.html
Nah sis the camera men are the best
@@4ll_Pretty_0_Ability uh
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: get a marker
Step 3: draw eyes on
Boom now the people will think you have already seen PROFIT
Stonks
Connor_ Fitz what about blinding contacts.
His account photo improves thisncomment
Mate how are we gonna draw eyes on our eyes of we can't see what were drawing??
@@pixyau_1625 They see in the blind school
you can’t beat them alone.... but maybe with *EXPRESS VPN* we just might stand a chance.
Turns out they were after our unsecured data connections the whole time
When's the next one piece chapter coming out?
@@FilmHerald i mean, i guess I'd kill myself if my history got leaked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Film Herald express vpn is so fast that the creatures are just a blur
what is this for? a commercial? we all know you're just promoting yo shit
There is a theoretical way but it’s nearly impossible, basically you could set up a radar system around the school, put mines around the school, and activate them when the radar alerted them, this would mean no good people could get in which isn’t good, but at least it would keep the bad guys out, the problem is when they discover they can parachute onto the school, but I don’t see them getting in through the roof with any sort of tools
Bro... its simple, just use a leaf blower on succ mode
Bro u be Killen meeee
M8 DADDY clever clever boi
Not that clever....
At all...
you cant do dat you need the *TRIPLE S U C C* to suck the demon outta dem
How to beat bird box:
1: when asked to take off your blind fold respond with no u.
2: profit
No u
TH-cam Mixer profit
@@bluewater6283 No u
TH-cam Mixer dang it
@@bluewater6283 UwU
How to bird beat box:
1. Get a bird
2. Teach it to beat box
3. Profit
4. Pay student loans
genius! lmao
Copied idiot
Well u would need the student loans because of this u going to MIT
Verbalase should teach 'em
step 1: get unknown chemichal into ur eyes
step 2: get blinded
step 3: the chemichals strengthened your senses, ability to hear, smell and feel with your skin.
step 4: become one of the best martial artist who ever walked this earth with your new gifts.
step 5: profit
reminds me of some guy in rurouni kenshin lol
@@average_loser4254 He's talking about daredevil
1: be blind
2: green contact lenses.
Done. This isnt even sarcastic. The creatures cant kill you and the crazy people think you have seen it.
with that idea u deserve to live
How do u know what green is if your blind
@@spacedorge8289 Well there goes that drop of hope 🤣
@@spacedorge8289 e.g. with picking them up before blinding yourself remotely
Woah. That would actally work. It's brilliant!
How to survive bird box:
Use a vacuum cleaner
Hahahah i get it
*Ghost BUSTERS*
Or if you are Luigi do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Lazar_ Potato oh yeah yeah
@Corality "This meme is SO last week"
Solution: Live on mars
Pros: No crazy people / creatures
Cons: Mars
What about ghost of Mars
Ah yes, i would also love to live inside of mars
Pros: Elon Musk
Pros: you can have Elon Musk with you
Pros: Elon Musk
I see this as an absolute win!
Step 1: put pineapple on your pizza
Step 2: you are now criminally insane and immune to the monsters effects
Nothing as sweet as pineapple should go on a pizza
shut up its good
@Bruh Bruh shut up it's not delivery its digiornos
This made me chuckle
Step 1: Be concerned about other peoples taste buds to the point of trying to tell them what they should and shouldn't eat
Step 2: you are now criminally insane and immune to the monsters effects
1: pour milk before cereal
2: look at monsters because you are criminally insane
Don’t wet your toothbrush?
The monster: okay you can be my teamate
I still don't get why people pour their milk before cereal me and my brother saw a friend do that and we immediately ran for our lives😂🤣
Or put pineapples on pizza
@@thehomiedan6378 ok but pineapple on pizza eaters and the ones that dont eat pineapple on pizza, can unite to fight against:
Peas and Mayo pizza
Film Herald: Impossible to beatbird box.
Entire comment section: Hold my beer.
EerieGhosDeeri Holy Crap This Is About To Get Crazy... XD
You put beatbird together, and not birdbox.
Film Herald: Impossible to beat bird box
Comments section: I'm about to end this whole guys career
Wear FLIR goggles. You don't actually see the creatures, you see their heat signature. You can also see the crazies in order to kill them. Apparently kinetic weapons (guns) don't hurt the creatures but what about thermal weapons (flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails). Torch them.
Well I mean with respect to the video cameras, you can't actually see the creatures either - its just an array of different colours of light in a screen. I think to become suicidal you just have to understand what the creature is telling you, and FLIR goggles may do that.
well explain me how you burn somthing that go through objects..?
maybe use a camera setup that can build the surroundings and monster using CG or like a game engine that way its not a picture but a recreation of what a computer saw and you'd be a 3rd party looking at a secondary window of whats outside instead of using a camera and looking at what the light captured. Idk maybe its possible for a coder to work that out better. As for the thermal weapons I gotta say that I doubt it would work. It would just excite the air around it and maybe throw it off but its still a physical form of harm so if a bullet wouldn't do anything I doubt fire would. Good comment though.
I'm pretty sure they have the ability to interface with electronic screens to convey their message. Whether or not they can use thermals instead of viable light is debatable but definitely not impossible
Raymo41 I think the thermal would work cause a camera captures an image but infrared shows the heat and not the creature itself
0:50 When done right, hiding the monster can be scarier, Jaws is a great example. When done wrong, you end up with The Happening pt 2 Birdbox Boogaloo.
1: get the creature to kill a dog
2: call up John wick
3: profit
I won't be surprised if all monsters get terminated in a few weeks
This would actually work. Wick's plot armor is to thick.
TheGhostly Donut big stonks
Holy shit i wanna meet this persons brain.
God:
dog:
High Table:
john WIck: foken high table
How to beat birdbox
Step 1: get a rocketship
Step 2: leave the planet
Step 3: profit
i mean.. we have no adaptable planets.. and leaving the galaxy.. thats like.. Quadrillion light years! Food!
Stonks
Have you guys heard dyson vacuum’s ?🤔🤔🤔
*S T O N K S*
my foot
((Bird box))
Solution:
1. Look at the monsters
2. Just say no to peer pressure
3. Profit
STONKS
STONKS 2
STONKS 3
STONKS (the continuation)
Pull out my Holy Water My Bible And My Cross
Acording to an interview with the author of the book, the creatures are the physical representation of infinity.
That's dumb lol
The creatures really gonna hollow purple my ass
They're tall, appear out of nowhere and you can't look at them.
The creatures are Endermen. I rest my case
😌
Yes.
WAIT THEN ISNT LIFE MINECRAFT
@@waffle774 wait a damn minute-
Well actually if you look at the drawings of the crazy guy in bird box you will see that the monsters are some sort of Lovecraftian monster. Also the whole idea of the movie is very Lovecraftian because when you look at the monsters you go crazy or kill yourself which happens in H.P. Lovecraft's stories, but you can think what ever you want.
How to beat bird box:
1. Inject many drug
2. Block out hallucinations with more hallucinations
3. Profit
Stonks
You'll just turn into one of those crazy people.
Stonks
What would happen if you did what Odysseus did with the sirens. Get someone to tie you down where you can't move and witness the hallucinations. The question would be if the hallucinations make you crazy, but I find that unlikely.
You forgot #4
It's fascinating to realize how overpowered Daredevil would be in this world...
Or kenshi from mortal kombat which i am about to play now (if you do not know who kenshi is he is blind and his katana somehow his ancestors guide him so its like he can see perfectly but in realty he cant see
OOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG
Aah, i see, you are man of culture as well
@@deshawnboston8237
*not going to help since his anceSToRs WiLl CommIT un-VacCINe*
Or Lee Sin? Lol
18:00 Due to it being set in the 21st century, they could just connect to their homes standard issue backyard nuke via Bluetooth, and detonate that
"How to beat bird box "
Us , who watched the whole thing without killing ourselfs : we are 4 parralel universe of you
reddit
Laoual
Step one: Snap a KitKat across the middle
Step two: You're pretty much already considered insane so the creatures will leave you alone.
Wearing socks and sandals will do also
And drinking orange juice while brushing your teeth will help also
@@thecanadianwalrus7731 i've done that before
Milk before cereal...
wearing socks in bed you’re legally insane
1. Take your phone
2. Call the ghostbusters
3. Profit
They dead
@@suuckyourmom9891 the ghost ghostbusters
😂
Ghostbusters! If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
The ghost ghost busters
Me : *accidently looks at the monster* ah f*ck this is the last moments of my life
Me : why am I still in control?
Monster : because life IS what you fear
Me : oh...
*Loads gun*
If you see a monster, just say: "No, u"
and watch the monster kill itself.
Lmao :D
😂 👌
U cant see the monster
@@zollodelapaz8333 good point!
just use a mirror lol
"After much bad decision making, the main character Mallory and her child *BOY* "
[R] Nuscheln lol, the name Mallory means “unfortunate one”
Ngl that part scared the shit out of me
Normal people: *drives blindfolded*
Tesla drivers: can’t relate
drives into road divider
Yeet
*drives into truck's trailer* (that's how the two people with tesla died)
But seriously tesla cars would be the solution here and there will be no trucks moving so you won't crash anyway.
@@DannyKoldburn r/wooosh
@@DannyKoldburn Tesla: objects in the road, what's that?
How to beat bird box
1: say “no u“
2: reflect mirror
3: show them dead memes
4: magic
5: inscts
6: make them commit shove coke and mentos up ur nose and go boom
7: uno reverse card
8: trick them to say “icup“
9: laugh at them
10: profit
How to survive bird box:
Be the cameraman
Stop copying comments to get likes
^how about u stop hating this is a good comment and i dont see it anywhere else
Not true, watching them through cameras kills you as well
@@smiddy9407 no one gives a single fuck except you
isn't this how to survive any movie though?
Malorie: *seperates from the kids*
Kids: Lmao lets wander around.
Basically horses in Minecraft
@@Nemanyahx Joergen? xD
@@111Rosko Joergen 2 now
How to beat Birdbox:
1) Call the Ghost Busters
2) Profit
You mean...
*S T O N K S*
I would like to press the like button but i wont ruin 69
Call ghostbusters-
*they crossed the streams and died*
WERE FU-
call the ghost busters
monsters get succed
But it's a monster not a ghost
Theoretically, you don't really know if you are criminally insane or not because of how broad that term is. If you are a gambler, looking at the monsters is just a high stakes gamble.
I wouldn’t die cause I’d be too busy Mmm blocking out the haters
This deserves more likes- seriously.
Smooth
bbshahaiabah 😎
I could hear this comment.
This is such a gem
*Invisible evil spirit shitheads:* _Wipes out most of Earth_
*Thanos wants to know your location*
Because he only wanted half of Earth gone
@@garykerwin9924 half the universe
Bird box takes place on earth...these creatures could have taken over other planets in the universe it's just not shown in the movie bc the setting is earth, there could be other planets they have overrun too, they aren't from earth that's for sure otherwise they would have came sooner I guess? 😂😂 if this is the case...they have thanos beat😂😂
Chillaxe woooosh
@lolzzz yeah and that would be the same with these yokes I'm sure too, maybe not just a snap, but they seem like hunters, not just a mad titan trying to restore some type of balance, they seem to do stuff like this for sport I take it? So if thanos' goal is half of each planet, and the creatures from birdbox had done to other planets what they done to earth they would have conquered at least 70%+ of the universe including the mental people cos they got fucked up too might as well be dead
How to beat bird box:
1. Meet daredevil
2. Learn from him
3. Be daredevil
They have some strange force where even if you're outside some invisible force attacks you
Exactly. Best part is there has already been two official cases of people of blind people using echolocation (not sure if spelled right) to "see" and do ordinary things. But both of these people were born blind. So, the blind folks at that school have a higher advantage
Daredevil can “see though”
And he can still imagine his fears because he was NOT BLIND when his was still a KID before he hit a truck with substance that blinded him so meaning he still can “see” his imaginations because imaginations are an image in the brain that you make up based on what you SEE or SAW and DareDevil before he became what he is right now, SAW things like non blinds
syamil tsauri Shahrin 1.threaten to steal roux
2.steal roux
3.get arrested
Teyu Miyatsu Looking at them through cameras will kill you too
There is a small amount of people that are blind that can echo locate like a bat can, it's weird and bizarre, but if somehow this was replicable, to teach others to echo locate, that would work in some of the listed cases. I would recommend looking into it yourself as it's been forever since I've seen it.
I know someone who learned to do that. It would take time but the entire school would have to learn to echolocate
1. Attract the creatures
2. Marry them
3. Have invisible humans and build a society
wtfff
This is honestly my favorite answer
@ pewds lost no reason to sub to him now
Knight Cupcake that’s the name of the person he was replying to 🤦🏻♀️
4. Profit
How to beat bird box:
1. Be suicidal
2. look at monster
3. minus * minus is plus
4. depression cured
then won't it reverse uno u and make u suicidal again (loop continues)
@@BlobbieworldBlogspot "ah shit, here we go again"
Minus x minus
Not munis + minus
Aw, you beat me to it
minus + minus is minus two
When you realize The Bird Box monster is just a invisible Enderman.
Rebecca Ramirez Uh, it’s, “So, you have chose to die. Very well.”
Ar0_ DamU No the meme goes “So...you have chosen...death.”
I’m gonna leave this at 666 likes because its fitting to the video, but, i like this comment.
This is king crimsons abitily
Nani?!
i’ve thought about this since the movie came out. if you have really terrible vision, like so bad that you can only see clearly just inches from your face, then you’ll never be able to see the monster. i imagine it’s quite gruesome or something the victim would recognize so without clear vision it would really be no problem unless it got really close, in which case you could just close your eyes. you could also still get around just with some extra difficulty. i tell everyone i know the only apocalyptic scenario i would service is bird box because my glasses are 2 cm thick lol
Film Herald: You cannot survive because you didn't know this would happen.
Preppers: Hold my beer
Preppers already got beer cozies and holders "prepped: im sure :P
"The premise of birdbox is essentially the same as a quiet place, except it's worse in every single way"
The only reason I watched the full video
Lol
Idk if anyone already said this, but when he said that the creatures were rocking the car, they were actually driving over dead bodies.
Also they are physical as they sent off the cars proximity sensors, he didn't mention that
Weren’t they stationary?
@@frankbeans6084 what do you mean?
The Rotten Children they weren’t moving.
@@frankbeans6084 Ohhh ok now I get it. I totally agree
How to beat bird box:
step 1: look at the monster
step 2: watch his illusion
step 3: you have the sharingan and he is now in an illusion
Step one: blind yourself
Step two: use contact lenses to give your eyes a weird pattern
Step three: convince the crazy people that you're one of them
...
Callie Morales should I say it or....
Bird Samuels say it
How'd you blind yourself without taking your eyes out or brutally injuring them?
@@Meameameameameamea Ask a friend to inject them with a small amount of corrosive substance so that the iris is preserved. The pupil is just a big hole so go through that. Alternatively you could look directly into a very bright laser machine or something. That might also leave the outside intact. Probably difficult to find the proper medical supplies, but if you presume that you can find a contact that looks exactly right then it doesn't seem to be too far fetched.
U can beat that monster easily by installing express vpn
solution:
1.blind yourself
2.go in a sensor motion Tesla
3.profit
4.stonks
Lmaooo dudes i think dis man right here solved it all.
1. blind yourself
2. add a sensor and connect it to your brain
3. rule the world
Lul
end-of-the-world problems require Slacko solutions
Elon Musk: See? I told you I would save the world.
The ceatures are bassically an evolved version of SCP 0-96.
How to beat Bird Box:
Solution 1: Be a bird
Solution 2: Get a mirror and make the monster see itself
Shit
shit fam that will prob work if movies are still movies
Oh no its meduca
Then they be flexing themself, they're so beautiful
Genius
Step 1: Blow on leaves so it’ll fly around
Step 2: The monster looks at leaves and commits suicide
Step 3: stonks
Lmao
Lol
Lol
I'm sorry but I read the thumbnail too fast. I click baited myself thinking it said "how to beatbox like a bird"
Slow But Perfect wow that’s the most unfunny thing I’ve ever read. Thanks!
why do you want to know how to beatbox like a bird tho?
Same 😂
Wow XD
Wow
I cant see jack without my glasses! Everything is a Monet painting. Do I survive?!