It is beyond hilarious that they've gotten so good at spotting thieves in real time... not only do they stop the shop lifting deficit .... they've gained nearly 2 million people that cannot get enough of these fools alongside the top notch commentary. Bravo gentlemen.
I work in at a Minit Mart south west of this gas station and after watching all these videos I'm going to try to see if I can recognize any of these thieves if they show up in my store. Love the content guys! Keep it up!
This reminded me of a time when I was on patrol. I pulled over an intoxicated driver and when I told them they failed field sobriety tests they tried to tell me they weren’t driving. It’s the one and only time a person plead guilty at arraignment.
thief: “I ain’t got no candy” Uncle Jack: “yeah you do, I got you on camera” Thief: “okay.” - (proceeds to eat candy he ain’t got.) Classic lying thief
What a time. A talented gas station worker makes hilarious clips about thieves, and exposes them for the good of the people. Well done, young sir. Well done. Love it.
Note to self: Do not look at the counter upon entering the store. Do not scratch. Anything. Anywhere. Stay off your phone. Do not go on an adventure down the aisles multiple times. 😂😂😂😂
Actually they will just issue a warrant for petty theft and an officer will come to the door to serve it to you. Then you have to pay a lawyer 750 dollars and complete 40 hours of community service all for a can of Monster. Source: A friend that used to be thief.
“I didn’t take any candy” as he is eating the Twix
I was about to comment the same thing 😂😂😂
It’s not candy. It’s the one with the cookie crunch
Lol
His effort and time could have actually paid for that.
Frost River beautiful Seinfeld reference
"I didn't take no candy" Literally holding the candy bar in his hand
The Twix candy bar is on his lap omg lol
JH HVAC & Plumbing and he’s actually eating a piece right in front of him
@@DG-420 yup tru that. That's what u call caught chocolate handed lol instead of caught red-handed
@@jhhvacplumbing1944 Yes, we got the joke
@Zandec It's called slang.
Him promoting his fresh daily sandwiches kills me.
They do sound pretty good tbh
It's that quarter pound of meat
@@dalenuttle3656 and three slices of cheese.
@@aaronwoodard1749 made fresh daily
Gas station sandwiches are never worth it. They are like $7 and sit there all day long
It is beyond hilarious that they've gotten so good at spotting thieves in real time... not only do they stop the shop lifting deficit .... they've gained nearly 2 million people that cannot get enough of these fools alongside the top notch commentary. Bravo gentlemen.
Twix Bar Lifter: "I didnt take no candy!"
* 5 Seconds Later *
Waves bye with half eaten Twix in his hand.
Damn I didnt even notice that! Lol wow that was ridiculous
😂😂😂😂
Double negative = he did take it 😎
Not gonna lie that was fuckin epic
packet is sitting right on his lap lol.
I just dont know who to believe... the guy, or the half eaten Twix bar in his hand...
Who do you believe: Me or your lying eyes?
@@sfmc98 ;3
8==D- - - - Was not the imposter......
@@zenstriker9108 wtf
😂😂
Topped it off with the infamous double negative!
"I didn't take no candy!"
🤣👊💥
That made me laugh way more than it should have haha
I jus love how the narrator keeps saying that everything he touches in infected 😂😂😂😂......classic😂😂😂💀💀
I enjoyed more the narrator than those thieves
" I didn't take no candy" ....slowly brings twix to mouth....
Nice Ar-15 Bro
@@rexman971 thanks Ruger 556
rexman971 you mean a freedom stick lmfao imma start calling ar15s a freedom stick 🇺🇸 yessuh
Buddy waved with a piece of the twix bar in his hand 😂😂
😂
🖐🏻 🍫
IM DEAD what a FOOL hahahaa
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know right
I'm sure that guy has done time for worse shit. A Twix bar. Sure.
Every time I go into a gas station I narrate what I'm doing in his voice 😂😂
I work at a gas station and now find myself narrating in his voice for most customers 🤣
Omg lolol I've done this
Now im craving twix.. :(
Those Twix ice cream bars are great! Don't be stealing them, tho.
Me 2 🤪🤪
@@ozzierabbit587 Mars is better ice cream bar just got box of four 👍🏻😁
yeah.. me to, its comin to my mind righ away when i see that half eaten twix bar.
Same
He didn't sound too convincing about the police being after them lol but at least he was able to work the camera.
Grüezi wohl!
Jack is more effective in drill sergeant mode. Like when he’s yelling and screaming. He should’ve called him a f-king dirtball.
LOL When he waves goodbye with half a twix in his hand.... Priceless!
Mr. Nicholas 💀😂😂
wow
Never trust a guy who wears Under Armour, And1, and Nike in the same outfit
Facts
I Will Keep That In Mind
Probably stole those too
Whoa whoa whoa ... Never trust a man who Is basing trust off another mans fashion
@@benruey9453 never trust a man who takes a TH-cam comment that seriously. And I use the word man very loosely
Apparently he didn't like the right twix so he left
😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
good one
Lol. Jaja
lol
Underrated comment
"you stole candy"
"i didnt take no candy (crunch)"
Hahahahahag
he says that as he literally has the twix in his lap, how stupid can you be
@@bezolsmate in his hand*
You can see the twix bar/wrapper on his lap lmao
Never trust someone who doesn't know how to use velcro.
Bob Donovan ... OK I had to catch my breath on that one pretty damn good giggle giggle giggle
People that shoplift everything that they "own", aren't that big on brand loyalty. SHE GONE!!
Good job Jack for pressing the record button, you deserve a twix bar.
I work in at a Minit Mart south west of this gas station and after watching all these videos I'm going to try to see if I can recognize any of these thieves if they show up in my store. Love the content guys! Keep it up!
He clearly wasn't himself in this video, he should've grabbed a Snickers.
How dare you. I prefer mars bars lol
Maybe it's methamphetamine
😂😂😂😂😂
Ha!
Your not yourself when your hungry, dan. But you can't pay for a snickers bar! What ever will you do??
“He’s gunna infect that bottle” LOL
Yes we all watched the video
As a gas station manager, I just start playing these videos over my music speakers whenever someone starts stealing. FORESHADOWING!
🤣
Do you really!?!?!
This reminded me of a time when I was on patrol. I pulled over an intoxicated driver and when I told them they failed field sobriety tests they tried to tell me they weren’t driving.
It’s the one and only time a person plead guilty at arraignment.
Everyone say it together: "MADE FRESH DAILY, QUARTER POUND OF MEAT IN EACH ONE"
With 3 slices of cheese!
And potater salad on the side!
I never heard about the 3 slices until today!!
AND YOU CANT FORGET THEYRE DELICIOUS!
I was worried for a moment you wouldn't tell us how much meat is in the sandwiches.
Same
@@tsadpole7989 lol
Don't forget made fresh daily and has three slices of cheese in everyone!
It's a 1/3 of a pound right?
The Insane Shecklador same!
“I ain’t take no candy”
*takes a bite of the Twix*
0:45 “he’s going to infect a couple bags”. 🤣🤣
"The Twix hicks"
My favorites:
1. “Quarter pound of meat” 2. “Big fat deuce”
3. ‘Thief Scratch’
5. Lookupatthe counter
"SHE GONNE
Thief snot wipe🤪🤧
Never heard Big Fat Deuce before but now I love it!!! :-)
Shoplifter: “I ain’t take no candy”
And then him eating it on the spot.
The double negative means he was, technically, being truthful 😂
thief: “I ain’t got no candy”
Uncle Jack: “yeah you do, I got you on camera”
Thief: “okay.” - (proceeds to eat candy he ain’t got.)
Classic lying thief
I wonder if those delicious sandwiches are truly that good...
1/4lb of meat!
@@trevorrandom And 3 slices of cheese!
Made fresh daily
Probably 10 dollars for a sandwich
It’s gotta be amazing if everyone usually do the thief scratch 😂an then grab it
Damn he was already eating it before they split. Savage
Yeah he was, just snacking away!
This guy literally went around infecting everything😂😂
"Good job... NICE!"
I hope that stupid thief picked up on Jack's sarcasm
The enthusiasm with every “THEIF SCRATCH!” And “LOOOK UP AT THE COUNTER!!!”
Midnight Raven *thief 😎✌
I before E, except after C.
When he walked up to the fountain I already knew “free water” and slurping noises were to come
"Jack Merrius Gluteus Maximus" 😆😆😆 I always crack up when he gives Jack these Roman Gladiator names 😆
What a time. A talented gas station worker makes hilarious clips about thieves, and exposes them for the good of the people. Well done, young sir. Well done. Love it.
He does meth, like he’s worried about petty theft lol
Ahah hilarious comment
Someone on another comment said he is their teacher. XD
I was thinking the same about meth except this one is a high functioning, walking billboard
Everyone gangsta till *Someone steals the ENTIRE store*
I would love to hear his reaction to the place getting looted. God forbid that ever happens though.
And yet, I can still see them denying having done such thing even when caught red-handed and with the entire store strapped to their mega-truck
Thx for the idea 😊
@@94DARKOS It'd be "reparations" like they said when they looted all those stores in Chicago.
Literally no one:
Retards in the comments: Everybody gangsta til...
The amount of effort these people go through to save 2$ is actually insane
He will do this to his friends, family employer, customers also.
Thieves are vile.
DON'T EVER TRUST DRUG ADDICTS,,,,,,,, YOU KNOW 🤔
@@REALPLANETXVIDEOZ Yup
"I didn't take any candy" AS HE'S EATING IT! lmao
We need to give serious props to Jack for finally getting that footage 👏🏻👏🏻🤩😍🙏🏻
Note to self:
Do not look at the counter upon entering the store.
Do not scratch. Anything. Anywhere.
Stay off your phone.
Do not go on an adventure down the aisles multiple times.
😂😂😂😂
0:42 "Thief snot wipe" lmao
THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE LANGUAGE GOOD!!! MY LIL KIDS LOVE THIS
Twix wrapper in his lap, half-eaten Twix bar in his hand, yet he claims he "didn't take any candy"...
Jack Marius Gluteus Maximus - LMAO. The narration is the absolute best!
At the end after the cashier video record the lisence plates sounded like he wanted to burst in tears😭😆😂🤣
The Twix candy bar is on his lap and hes literally eating it while being questioned OmG LOL!!!
And here I was thinking a thief actually bought one of the sandwiches this time.
People who aren't funny are always predictable
If it was a KitKat the title would be “what would you do for a KitKat bar”
25 Cents Holy crap this comment scene is off the chain
He literally wears 170$ Lebrons and steals candy 🤦♂️🤦♂️
He most likely stole the Lebron's as well. He's a thief.
Who said he spent that $170 on the shoes?
Them shoes? He just"picked 'em up at the gym!"
The 12 people who disliked this, shoplifted in this Gas Station.
and got caught
and have no honor
TG Jump damn it you beat me to it😂
LOL! He's eating the evidence as they drive away.
I'm having a bad withdrawal, you didn't say "She gone!"
Because it’s a he
@@damian9303 he always says "she gone" regardless of gender, I think he's referring to the product that was stolen not the person who stole it
She gone is mostly when someone doesnt get caught?
When both of you are there.... do you and your uncle ever argue over who’s turn it is to confront the thief? 😂😂😂
It ain't over till we hear "she gone!"
seriously, ive been here for near a year waitin. ill let you know if he does.
I like that little finger salute he did when he admitted he stole
"I didn't steal no candy...a left Twix salute to you, sir."
0:03 “Look up at the counter” 😂👀
He said "I didn't take no candy", but the bar is literally in his hand as he waves
Im so proud of jack. He was able to get good high quality film this time😁
Yo the Adlibs are killing me 😂😂😂
Triple "Thief Snot Wipe"...Wow, what a rock star ! 🤩🎸
I love the "thief snot wipe." Never realized it had a name until now. Thanks for the edumacation
I love how he says everything the dude does it's funny for some reason 😂😭
Everytime I walk into a gas station now, I have this guys voice playing in my head lol
"I didn't take no candy" as he bites into his delicious candy.
The shoes tell you all you need to know about this guy.
He's got feet!
He has bad taste in shoes.
Lol n the open strap
Just like people buying SHITTY big rims for Junk cars
The profile pic tells you all you need to know about this guy
"I didn't take no candy ". As i eat it right in front of you on camera. Lmfao
THIEF SCRATCH & THIEF SNOT WIPE . that had me laughing for hours.
Jack: Beat it, go, beat it now, get outta here now!!!
Driver: holds my mask...
"I didn't take no candy" as he waives goodbye with the Twix bar between his thumb and index finger 4:34
"The police will be after you". Yeah they'll assign the departments finest and will be working in shifts to catch this guy 😂
Actually they will just issue a warrant for petty theft and an officer will come to the door to serve it to you. Then you have to pay a lawyer 750 dollars and complete 40 hours of community service all for a can of Monster. Source: A friend that used to be thief.
*for stealing... a Twix bar*
Lmfao that dramatic endings get me every time
Watched one episode of this by mistake and I haven't turned it off since 😂😂😂 the narrator is the 🐐
Jack seemed a little nervous this time ngl
How?
“Sooo.. police’ll be after ya” 😂😂
Thief: “I didn’t take no candy”
Jack: “Good job”
Also Jack (in the I gotta poop voice): “Nice”
Me: 😂
I like at the very end how we was chomping on the Twix bar! Lol
I like how he was chewing it when you confronted him. Classic
Ahh yes. Parking as far away as possible and clearly opening your door and throwing something inside.
Not suspicious at all
He's the reason why I wipe everything I buy with disinfectant.
Weak immune system huh?
Malter Dwight maybe immunocompromised??
@@DudeInOhio85 Snot fetish, huh?
I don't like touching other people's snot.
Finally we get some Jack handheld cam footage.
Oh holy you guys have blown UP IV been with you since around 300 subs and i will forever love your videos
He has a hankerin for a delicious chocolate bar
Stealing candy like an 8 year old, good lord
I’m so proud of Jack! 🥰
I love just seeing the cashier intensely watching what we know to be the security cameras
He looked like he couldn't believe that his perfect plan failed and someone caught him stealing.
I love Jack Merrius Meridius Maximus!!!
*EDIT* Now it’s Jack Merrius Glutius Maximus?
I'll admit this was one of the best thief plans I've seen.
He looked at you like you were the one doing something wrong. Gotta love a theif.
He's shoes are probably knock offs 😂
Abraham Oh my Gosh i'm dying on this comment section tonight LFMAO
People who wear their socks that high mean trouble
"Thief snot wipe" lol 😆 these videos are seriously too funny 🤣
You guys are seriously proud of those sammiches 🤣