It is beyond hilarious that they've gotten so good at spotting thieves in real time... not only do they stop the shop lifting deficit .... they've gained nearly 2 million people that cannot get enough of these fools alongside the top notch commentary. Bravo gentlemen.
I work in at a Minit Mart south west of this gas station and after watching all these videos I'm going to try to see if I can recognize any of these thieves if they show up in my store. Love the content guys! Keep it up!
What a time. A talented gas station worker makes hilarious clips about thieves, and exposes them for the good of the people. Well done, young sir. Well done. Love it.
This reminded me of a time when I was on patrol. I pulled over an intoxicated driver and when I told them they failed field sobriety tests they tried to tell me they weren’t driving. It’s the one and only time a person plead guilty at arraignment.
thief: “I ain’t got no candy” Uncle Jack: “yeah you do, I got you on camera” Thief: “okay.” - (proceeds to eat candy he ain’t got.) Classic lying thief
Note to self: Do not look at the counter upon entering the store. Do not scratch. Anything. Anywhere. Stay off your phone. Do not go on an adventure down the aisles multiple times. 😂😂😂😂
“I didn’t take any candy” as he is eating the Twix
I was about to comment the same thing 😂😂😂
It’s not candy. It’s the one with the cookie crunch
Lol
His effort and time could have actually paid for that.
Frost River beautiful Seinfeld reference
It is beyond hilarious that they've gotten so good at spotting thieves in real time... not only do they stop the shop lifting deficit .... they've gained nearly 2 million people that cannot get enough of these fools alongside the top notch commentary. Bravo gentlemen.
"I didn't take no candy" Literally holding the candy bar in his hand
The Twix candy bar is on his lap omg lol
JH HVAC & Plumbing and he’s actually eating a piece right in front of him
@@DG-420 yup tru that. That's what u call caught chocolate handed lol instead of caught red-handed
@@jhhvacplumbing1944 Yes, we got the joke
@Zandec It's called slang.
Him promoting his fresh daily sandwiches kills me.
They do sound pretty good tbh
It's that quarter pound of meat
@@dalenuttle3656 and three slices of cheese.
@@aaronwoodard1749 made fresh daily
Gas station sandwiches are never worth it. They are like $7 and sit there all day long
Twix Bar Lifter: "I didnt take no candy!"
* 5 Seconds Later *
Waves bye with half eaten Twix in his hand.
Damn I didnt even notice that! Lol wow that was ridiculous
😂😂😂😂
Double negative = he did take it 😎
Not gonna lie that was fuckin epic
packet is sitting right on his lap lol.
Topped it off with the infamous double negative!
"I didn't take no candy!"
🤣👊💥
That made me laugh way more than it should have haha
I just dont know who to believe... the guy, or the half eaten Twix bar in his hand...
Who do you believe: Me or your lying eyes?
@@sfmc98 ;3
8==D- - - - Was not the imposter......
@@zenstriker9108 wtf
😂😂
I jus love how the narrator keeps saying that everything he touches in infected 😂😂😂😂......classic😂😂😂💀💀
I enjoyed more the narrator than those thieves
" I didn't take no candy" ....slowly brings twix to mouth....
Nice Ar-15 Bro
@@rexman971 thanks Ruger 556
rexman971 you mean a freedom stick lmfao imma start calling ar15s a freedom stick 🇺🇸 yessuh
Every time I go into a gas station I narrate what I'm doing in his voice 😂😂
I work at a gas station and now find myself narrating in his voice for most customers 🤣
Omg lolol I've done this
LOL When he waves goodbye with half a twix in his hand.... Priceless!
Mr. Nicholas 💀😂😂
wow
Now im craving twix.. :(
Those Twix ice cream bars are great! Don't be stealing them, tho.
Me 2 🤪🤪
@@ozzierabbit587 Mars is better ice cream bar just got box of four 👍🏻😁
yeah.. me to, its comin to my mind righ away when i see that half eaten twix bar.
Same
He didn't sound too convincing about the police being after them lol but at least he was able to work the camera.
Grüezi wohl!
Jack is more effective in drill sergeant mode. Like when he’s yelling and screaming. He should’ve called him a f-king dirtball.
Triple "Thief Snot Wipe"...Wow, what a rock star ! 🤩🎸
Buddy waved with a piece of the twix bar in his hand 😂😂
😂
🖐🏻 🍫
IM DEAD what a FOOL hahahaa
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know right
I'm sure that guy has done time for worse shit. A Twix bar. Sure.
I work in at a Minit Mart south west of this gas station and after watching all these videos I'm going to try to see if I can recognize any of these thieves if they show up in my store. Love the content guys! Keep it up!
"you stole candy"
"i didnt take no candy (crunch)"
Hahahahahag
he says that as he literally has the twix in his lap, how stupid can you be
@@bezolsmate in his hand*
You can see the twix bar/wrapper on his lap lmao
Good job Jack for pressing the record button, you deserve a twix bar.
“He’s gunna infect that bottle” LOL
Yes we all watched the video
I appreciate the eye for kicks in the video, I didn’t even spot those lebrons until you said something
Never trust someone who doesn't know how to use velcro.
Bob Donovan ... OK I had to catch my breath on that one pretty damn good giggle giggle giggle
People that shoplift everything that they "own", aren't that big on brand loyalty. SHE GONE!!
Never trust a guy who wears Under Armour, And1, and Nike in the same outfit
Facts
I Will Keep That In Mind
Probably stole those too
Whoa whoa whoa ... Never trust a man who Is basing trust off another mans fashion
@@benruey9453 never trust a man who takes a TH-cam comment that seriously. And I use the word man very loosely
I was worried for a moment you wouldn't tell us how much meat is in the sandwiches.
Same
@@tsadpole7989 lol
Don't forget made fresh daily and has three slices of cheese in everyone!
It's a 1/3 of a pound right?
The Insane Shecklador same!
What a time. A talented gas station worker makes hilarious clips about thieves, and exposes them for the good of the people. Well done, young sir. Well done. Love it.
The enthusiasm with every “THEIF SCRATCH!” And “LOOOK UP AT THE COUNTER!!!”
Midnight Raven *thief 😎✌
I before E, except after C.
I love it. These people are sadly transparent and probably should try being honest. Be good or be good at it
Jack Marius Gluteus Maximus - LMAO. The narration is the absolute best!
He clearly wasn't himself in this video, he should've grabbed a Snickers.
How dare you. I prefer mars bars lol
Maybe it's methamphetamine
😂😂😂😂😂
Ha!
Your not yourself when your hungry, dan. But you can't pay for a snickers bar! What ever will you do??
0:45 “he’s going to infect a couple bags”. 🤣🤣
Everyone say it together: "MADE FRESH DAILY, QUARTER POUND OF MEAT IN EACH ONE"
With 3 slices of cheese!
And potater salad on the side!
I never heard about the 3 slices until today!!
AND YOU CANT FORGET THEYRE DELICIOUS!
Oh holy you guys have blown UP IV been with you since around 300 subs and i will forever love your videos
My favorites:
1. “Quarter pound of meat” 2. “Big fat deuce”
3. ‘Thief Scratch’
5. Lookupatthe counter
"SHE GONNE
Thief snot wipe🤪🤧
Never heard Big Fat Deuce before but now I love it!!! :-)
This reminded me of a time when I was on patrol. I pulled over an intoxicated driver and when I told them they failed field sobriety tests they tried to tell me they weren’t driving.
It’s the one and only time a person plead guilty at arraignment.
"The Twix hicks"
thief: “I ain’t got no candy”
Uncle Jack: “yeah you do, I got you on camera”
Thief: “okay.” - (proceeds to eat candy he ain’t got.)
Classic lying thief
Damn he was already eating it before they split. Savage
Yeah he was, just snacking away!
Apparently he didn't like the right twix so he left
😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
good one
Lol. Jaja
lol
Underrated comment
THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE LANGUAGE GOOD!!! MY LIL KIDS LOVE THIS
Love the drinking sound effects!
I wonder if those delicious sandwiches are truly that good...
1/4lb of meat!
@@trevorrandom And 3 slices of cheese!
Made fresh daily
Probably 10 dollars for a sandwich
It’s gotta be amazing if everyone usually do the thief scratch 😂an then grab it
Watched one episode of this by mistake and I haven't turned it off since 😂😂😂 the narrator is the 🐐
When he walked up to the fountain I already knew “free water” and slurping noises were to come
I come here for your commentary, man. Love it. Respect from Australia.
We need to give serious props to Jack for finally getting that footage 👏🏻👏🏻🤩😍🙏🏻
I like when you say good choice !! Good choice
He does meth, like he’s worried about petty theft lol
Ahah hilarious comment
Someone on another comment said he is their teacher. XD
I was thinking the same about meth except this one is a high functioning, walking billboard
As a gas station manager, I just start playing these videos over my music speakers whenever someone starts stealing. FORESHADOWING!
🤣
Do you really!?!?!
Im so proud of jack. He was able to get good high quality film this time😁
"Jack Merrius Gluteus Maximus" 😆😆😆 I always crack up when he gives Jack these Roman Gladiator names 😆
"I didn't take any candy" AS HE'S EATING IT! lmao
This guy literally went around infecting everything😂😂
Everyone gangsta till *Someone steals the ENTIRE store*
I would love to hear his reaction to the place getting looted. God forbid that ever happens though.
And yet, I can still see them denying having done such thing even when caught red-handed and with the entire store strapped to their mega-truck
Thx for the idea 😊
@@94DARKOS It'd be "reparations" like they said when they looted all those stores in Chicago.
Literally no one:
Retards in the comments: Everybody gangsta til...
At the end after the cashier video record the lisence plates sounded like he wanted to burst in tears😭😆😂🤣
It ain't over till we hear "she gone!"
seriously, ive been here for near a year waitin. ill let you know if he does.
Im getting addicted to these videos. They are awesome.
Binge watching .
Chriss from 🇬🇧
The Twix candy bar is on his lap and hes literally eating it while being questioned OmG LOL!!!
Yo the Adlibs are killing me 😂😂😂
I love how he says everything the dude does it's funny for some reason 😂😭
“I ain’t take no candy”
*takes a bite of the Twix*
LOL! He's eating the evidence as they drive away.
Note to self:
Do not look at the counter upon entering the store.
Do not scratch. Anything. Anywhere.
Stay off your phone.
Do not go on an adventure down the aisles multiple times.
😂😂😂😂
I like that little finger salute he did when he admitted he stole
"Good job... NICE!"
I hope that stupid thief picked up on Jack's sarcasm
"I didn't take no candy" as he waives goodbye with the Twix bar between his thumb and index finger 4:34
Good choice..good choice
And here I was thinking a thief actually bought one of the sandwiches this time.
People who aren't funny are always predictable
Commentary is always on point
The 12 people who disliked this, shoplifted in this Gas Station.
and got caught
and have no honor
TG Jump damn it you beat me to it😂
Farthest pump away and perfect line of sight ! 😂
Twix wrapper in his lap, half-eaten Twix bar in his hand, yet he claims he "didn't take any candy"...
0:03 “Look up at the counter” 😂👀
I love the "thief snot wipe." Never realized it had a name until now. Thanks for the edumacation
swear because of these videos i dont even go in stores with people any more lmfao
"I didn't take no candy ". As i eat it right in front of you on camera. Lmfao
0:42 "Thief snot wipe" lmao
Jack seemed a little nervous this time ngl
How?
“Sooo.. police’ll be after ya” 😂😂
I like how he was chewing it when you confronted him. Classic
The shoes tell you all you need to know about this guy.
He's got feet!
He has bad taste in shoes.
Lol n the open strap
Just like people buying SHITTY big rims for Junk cars
The profile pic tells you all you need to know about this guy
lol i love how the sandwiches get so many plugs in these videos
Thief: “I didn’t take no candy”
Jack: “Good job”
Also Jack (in the I gotta poop voice): “Nice”
Me: 😂
no better site on narration!!!! love it!!!
Ahh yes. Parking as far away as possible and clearly opening your door and throwing something inside.
Not suspicious at all
Everytime I walk into a gas station now, I have this guys voice playing in my head lol
He said "I didn't take no candy", but the bar is literally in his hand as he waves
I’m so proud of Jack! 🥰
Shoplifter: “I ain’t take no candy”
And then him eating it on the spot.
The double negative means he was, technically, being truthful 😂
It's fun to watch these and realize the moment when Jack goes from normal mode to Eagle-eye Camera mode 😂
He's the reason why I wipe everything I buy with disinfectant.
Weak immune system huh?
Malter Dwight maybe immunocompromised??
@@DudeInOhio85 Snot fetish, huh?
I don't like touching other people's snot.
Good job..... Nice!
That's the funniest, most sarcastic thing I've heard all day
He has a hankerin for a delicious chocolate bar
I like at the very end how we was chomping on the Twix bar! Lol
I love Jack Merrius Meridius Maximus!!!
*EDIT* Now it’s Jack Merrius Glutius Maximus?
THIEF SCRATCH & THIEF SNOT WIPE . that had me laughing for hours.
I'm having a bad withdrawal, you didn't say "She gone!"
Because it’s a he
@@damian9303 he always says "she gone" regardless of gender, I think he's referring to the product that was stolen not the person who stole it
She gone is mostly when someone doesnt get caught?
This is some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen
Stealing candy like an 8 year old, good lord
my bois socks up too high
He literally wears 170$ Lebrons and steals candy 🤦♂️🤦♂️
He most likely stole the Lebron's as well. He's a thief.
Who said he spent that $170 on the shoes?
Them shoes? He just"picked 'em up at the gym!"
Ya know, your voice is in my head whenever I’m in a gas station taking forever to find something feeling like I’m being suspected.
He looked like he couldn't believe that his perfect plan failed and someone caught him stealing.
The amount of effort these people go through to save 2$ is actually insane