@@passerby4507 Loads. Fired one PM after stealing his work and claiming it as his own. Publicly humiliating someone (me) by mailing the entire company and telling them how I was useless at IT. Threatened to fire me as the first thing he did on his first day. Me consoling people he'd humiliated who were crying in the bathroom. Him criticising me for not getting Apple monitors for every single desk. Him complaining about people being unorganised, but having about 300 files on his tiny 12" Macbook's desktop. Him complaining that there was no way to connect a 12" Macbook to said Apple monitor (this was in 2015 when Apple stopped making monitors for a while). I left after 2 months to join the original founders who left after two weeks, realising that he was a walking train wreck. He was fired after three years, not having managed to sign up a single customer in that time. The guy who hired him, who had kept him on in spite of his obvious problems to save face, eventually sold what remained of the company and became an alcoholic.
THIS GUY JUST REVOLUTIONISED AI!!! By making the activation function quantum, all the nodes are both activate and inactive simultaneously so that they can always output the perfect response.
The model weights are quantized with microscopic, nitrogen cooled lava lamps that will start charging $10,000 per bit-year of entropy once you go past the free energy quota
The flat hierarchy shit is too real, had a former shit boss who told me the exact same thing whilst never talking too production about any goals or deadlines lmao
I've actually worked for a company owner that thought like this. "The server went down at 3am and you didn't pick up the phone!!" "I'm sorry, I was asleep and my phone was on vibrate to avoid waking the baby." "I expect more commitment than this." I have a new job now thankfully.
FYI: if you have a manager or CEO like this wanna-be Steve Jobs guy I strongly suggest you quit. He/she/they will *never* stop being abusive. The cycle will go on forever, and after you burn out, they'll just move on to the next person.
What's even more fun is when the boss is like this 10 years later, no longer a startup and now just a mediocre small business, but keeps the same authoritarian mania
LMAO !!! Oh yes this is So So much 2024 CEO ... and the final part was amazing .. - Oh , you're not a VC ... look honestly we're running a crypto scam right now ... but we will eventually have a startup .. literally bitcoin with block size fork ... LOL!
Even when your company's CEO doesn't act like that, they still act like that. 10x, AI, underpaid engineers overworking... All tech companies has a bit of that.
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don't even apply
That's the right mindset, we need people like you in our company
this gotta be what working for e acc dudes is like
You can tell he means business because he has a vest on. He's got no time for sleeves.
no one was ever called Sleeve Jobs
yep patagonia too
Not only does Patagonia mean business.
It also means he is a good person, because he cares about the environment.
I would like to see you get anywhere near 10x development without blowing your sleeves off. Sleeves are a liability.
🤣🤣🤣
New tech startup? Check!
Crypto/AI based? Check!
Bankrupt in a year? Check!
Oh yeah!!
The American Dream!
you forget quantum
A company I worked for hired a guy exactly like this. The entire company's personnel left within 60 days.
For real? Do you have a quote for us?
@@passerby4507 Loads. Fired one PM after stealing his work and claiming it as his own. Publicly humiliating someone (me) by mailing the entire company and telling them how I was useless at IT. Threatened to fire me as the first thing he did on his first day. Me consoling people he'd humiliated who were crying in the bathroom. Him criticising me for not getting Apple monitors for every single desk. Him complaining about people being unorganised, but having about 300 files on his tiny 12" Macbook's desktop. Him complaining that there was no way to connect a 12" Macbook to said Apple monitor (this was in 2015 when Apple stopped making monitors for a while). I left after 2 months to join the original founders who left after two weeks, realising that he was a walking train wreck. He was fired after three years, not having managed to sign up a single customer in that time. The guy who hired him, who had kept him on in spite of his obvious problems to save face, eventually sold what remained of the company and became an alcoholic.
tell us more
He did his job well
Spill the tea pls
"You're not sick; this is America" - Jason
Truer words have never been spoken 😂😭
Health insurance is communism 😂
"I'm fully on a keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry." 😂
That was the highlight of the video 😅😂
That diet seems to instill some energy through
honestly never felt hungry on a keto
😂😂😂
He clearly doesn’t understand keto then.
"Are we a startup or are we a start down" 🤣
Giving employee of the month to his dog is the most accurate zing I've seen yet. That absolutely slayed me.
💅💅💅
he’s got his venture capital puffer jacket on guys…he’s the real deal
The board doesn't run this company
2 days later: I apologize!!!
lmfao😂
1:54 one guy on chatgpt and another watching minecraft vids on youtube got me
Just a vest full of buzzwords instead of a person 😂😂😂
So. Most accurate CEO depiction ever?
When the “CEO” is tech illiterate 😂
This makes CTO reasonable then
"You're supposed to be intrinsically motivated."
This is the AI meets blockchain 10x quantum content I am subbed for!
Quantum Computing
Your Degrees dont matter.
'Wait this is not IVY league''
"We sell freedom!" ← This is probably the most Start Up American thing I've ever heard 😁😂
THIS GUY JUST REVOLUTIONISED AI!!! By making the activation function quantum, all the nodes are both activate and inactive simultaneously so that they can always output the perfect response.
The model weights are quantized with microscopic, nitrogen cooled lava lamps that will start charging $10,000 per bit-year of entropy once you go past the free energy quota
Schrödingers Neural Net
Developer: But the board won't like it
CEO: I am the board
Not. Yet.
@@leichtgesalzener-kabeljaurogge It's treason then.
This one is too real to be funny, guys. You're reaching peak realism.
"I'm working 24 hours straight" "Where is the extra hours?" 💀💀💀
Pump Pump Pump... Hire Hire Hire... Fire Fire Fire..
This guy + the startup PM from the previous video + a bunch of synthetic AI employees will be what future startups look like 😂
Not the dystopia we asked for, but the one we deserve.
The CEO looks a bit like a crazy version of Jared from Silicon Valley
I mean Jared was crazy, but in a different way
Discount Jared
The flat hierarchy shit is too real, had a former shit boss who told me the exact same thing whilst never talking too production about any goals or deadlines lmao
Average Gen Z Tech CEOs be like:
When i hear "Growth hacker" i cant but imagine a dude that injected something into himself and now its growths everywhere
"you're not sick, this is AMERICA." 😂😅😭
I genuinely feel bad for the employees lmao
In the end that CEO should have been shown having a cold, too
I once met a German guy, CTO of a startup that moved to San Francisco, and that's basically how his company was.
This guy plays Helldivers 2 and roleplays as a soldier
I've actually worked for a company owner that thought like this.
"The server went down at 3am and you didn't pick up the phone!!"
"I'm sorry, I was asleep and my phone was on vibrate to avoid waking the baby."
"I expect more commitment than this."
I have a new job now thankfully.
Unlimited non-PTO days. This sounds like this is not a company, but a family
"We are a family" 😂
at about 2:30 the cuts were so fast I had to take a break because I was about the throw up, nicely done!
Thank You, this was weirdly therapeutic.
I love Joe the Backend Engineer 😂😂
FYI: if you have a manager or CEO like this wanna-be Steve Jobs guy I strongly suggest you quit.
He/she/they will *never* stop being abusive. The cycle will go on forever, and after you burn out, they'll just move on to the next person.
>they
everyone who has worked at startups has met this guy
"You don't need a degree to work for us." But also "That's not an Ivy League. Who hired you?" 🤣
What's even more fun is when the boss is like this 10 years later, no longer a startup and now just a mediocre small business, but keeps the same authoritarian mania
I like how this channel is evolving
lol the guy at 1:53 watching a minecraft video
So many great one-liners.
We don't hire part-time. We don't do the whole 9-5.
If you have another kidney dysfunction this week, you're not gonna go to the hospital you're gonna go to the unemployment line.
I love how one of the Programmers was using Chat GPT 😂
we gangnam style now
"btc with blocksize 4" at first i interperated it as 4 bytes and was dying laughing
this hurts. too real.
I’m on a fully keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry. 😂
BITCOIN WITH BLOCK SIZE FOUR LMAO
This is the evil twin of Jared/Donald from Silicon valley
OMG YES!! 😂
It’s a 10x Mooshot project
how about first day dev at crowdstrike pushing out a patch globally lol
Wow, his American accent is spot-on. If he was giving a TED talk I would totally believe him.
LMAO !!! Oh yes this is So So much 2024 CEO ... and the final part was amazing ..
- Oh , you're not a VC ... look honestly we're running a crypto scam right now ... but we will eventually have a startup .. literally bitcoin with block size fork ...
LOL!
at this point i am convinced this channel team all members are 10x engineers
"Pump! Pump! Pump! Pump!.....Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!...."
I'm getting heavy The Office vibes, but in Start-Up World
“Temple University” - is that a King Terry reference!?
why does this feel like a game trailer? lol
"How many hours does a Wednesday have" xDDDDD
Gangnam Style
"Twentyseven twentyseven." Isn't that a quote from Rage 2 😂
Making the World a Better Place" style hype from the Silicon Valley episode at TechCrunch Disrupt.
"Startdown" killed me ☠
BCH brun at the end was craaazy💀💀💀
The collab we didn’t know we needed
God I hope his Patagonia vest isn't flame-resistant.
2:44, best frame.
3:45 “Scamming Users, Scamming VCs”
I'm on a keto dient because steve jobs said "stay hungry" 😂😂😂
Interesting documentary!
"…a flat hierarchy" 😅
I only respect developers that have at least 2 monitors on their desk.
i'll happily use a laptop screen and a £5 2nd-hand monitor but you do need two monitors or else you're constantly flipping between windows
"I've worked for 24 hours straight"
"See that's the problem. What about that other hour?"
Oh God. It's too real 😆
This is gold. Pure gold.
4:45 these are our underpaid engineers 😂😂😂😂
lol that triangle of success XD
This is the Michael Scott of Tech
I love it. Had a boss like this.
🤣Thanks!
I love how most of them are watching yt
This rekinds me of 2000s bubbles lol
04:01 😂
The only thing that could make this better is him repeating "innovation" rather than "technology"
we pivoted 4 times this week
i have discovered Mr RObot
aint that Martin Wallstrom ? tha COE guy is like a brother of Tyrell
Its like working for Elon
Even when your company's CEO doesn't act like that, they still act like that. 10x, AI, underpaid engineers overworking... All tech companies has a bit of that.
"you cant get sick here
......its america"
i lost it there😂😂
Is this the real Quinoacoin Inc. ?
We pivoted 4 times this week 😂
3:45 it's missing "scamming suppliers" and "scamming workers"
Lol I'm on keto but I don't stay hungry
Web3 to AI is so easy and natural when you are in founder mode
*Demands 27/27 work hours*
"We sell FREEDOM"
America in a nutshell
Hah use to work in this exact office in sf
shit to fire. Never show this to my boss.
AI meets Crypto , that's the fucking revolution I'm waiting for.
This channel should be studied at CS universities 😂❤🎉