I was told happy tail was when they rub the fur off their tails from wagging them in a kennel all day...please don't leave the pupperinos in kennels all day
I swear my dog has a iron tail, he'll just bash it into literally everything with the force to make the noise audible from several rooms over and he's fine. It's like he's having a battle with the coffee table and the table is losing
In my high school, you CAN'T find a student who doesn't know the cleaning lady's name. She's legit the favorite part of the staff in school, everyone greets her, talks with her, helps her out even when they have time. We probably respect her more than we respect our teachers
In my old school, everyone were assholes... The cleaning lady was always talking shit about people and making trouble. Thank god im not in there anymore
Sounds a bit like my first crush, my only romantic regret is that I thought he was too good to even approach. In a class full of bullying bastards and wannabe Bad Boys, he was made out of pure Adorable.
@@helenanilsson5666 never think anyone who is genuinely Adorable is "too good to approach". Too many people do it, and it makes them (and me, because i've been told i am one of them) think that the only way to get your attention is to be an asshole.
11:00 Context: During the sinking of the Titanic, the orchestra continued to play their music as the ship gradually sank because the people running the ship didn't want anyone to suspect danger. "And the band played on" is now an idiom for people continuing their course of action as if nothing is wrong despite imminent danger. Fun fact: In 1993 there was a movie by that exact name, "And the Band Played On," about the discovery, research, and coverup of the AIDS virus. The name plays off of this figure of speech.
It would have been interesting if the title was And The Band Plaid On. When spoken now would have a clue about it but when read of not scene in context it would invite curiousity
I had a dream once, and it was a movie. I was asleep long enough to see the whole thing. I reeeeaaaally liked it and wanted to watch it again. Then I woke up and was really sad.
Once I had a dream similar to that, although the movie ended up starting over at some point and then I woke up before the second take ended. It was based on Ice Age 4 too, except instead of a pirate ship the characters ended up in a human cruise ship and getting cursed to become human babies. Really weird.
@Katherine Elsey IM SO SORRY- THAT HAD TO BE AWFUL AND I HOPE YOURE DOING BETTER, BUT IM LAUGHING LIKE A GOOSE OVER THIS- MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA HATE ME FOR SHOWING HIM THIS 💀
Recently I had a dream about Glitter Force. It was really different and apparently I was the creator of this chapter in the Precure series. I was very proud of it in my dream. And I still kind of am.
oof i had a dream like that except it was a book that looked really good. when I woke up I tried to find it in the hope that I had some premonition. i didn't it was really sad
i actually eat raw ramen occasionally. waiting 3 minutes for it to microwave when your hungry asf is like waiting for an order from amazon but then you realized its coming from china after you ordered it so its going to be awhile...
You uncultured swine. You know you're supposed to eat just the flavouring? The other stuff you throw out. I swear to God, no one knows how to do anything nowadays.
1:20 dont forget about "Mary, Mary, quite contrary" being about bloody mary. Silver bell is another name for a torture device used to crush a thumb, and cockle shells were similar, but for genitals. Maids could be a nickname for a prototype of the guillotine or a reference to the infamous "iron maiden"
Kaitlin Cheney so, do I tell the guy who walked in circles around me singing "Ring around the Rosy" because my name is Rosie, that I can't save him when the plague gets him?
Digitaldash well, if memory serves, it is Illegal for Astronauts to have sex in space, so all they would have to do is hop on the next rocket to the ISS, lol.
9:46 Welp, you’ve inspired me to learn how to pick locks! And if anyone ever asks why I will say it’s because I saw this post on a TH-cam compilation and I had hoped my life would someday be as much as blockbuster as that post was!
I once had a dream where we found there was one and only one dragon alive. Me and a group of friends were about to find it in a cave, and then... And then... And then... My mum woke me up.
Video: *”when you’re hanging upside down. how come the $#*t in your stomach doesnt come **_up_** and flow out your mouth”* Me: _That’s because the mouth is down when you’re hanging upside down_
One time I dreamed about this really detailed (like Temple Run but better environments and slower thing chasing you) chase game. I remember there was a canyon where I had to run with lions, a woman who was cooking beans or something and then had to abandon her young daughter to survive (idek it seemed a lot less dark in the moment) and also I drove out the window of some fancy party in a red car. I woke up naturally, but it was weird as hell, not as annoying as the cheeseburger one though.
11:05 Me: Oh, that's coo- OH MY GOD I KNOW WHICH SCHOOL THAT IS. MY CLASS WENT TO A GAME IN THAT FIELD AFTER OUR CONCERT. PLEASE LET THOSE AMAZING HALFTIME MARCHING BANDS BE OK! Not gonna say which Highschool it is, but just in case anybody is in that district, its the school with the grenadiers as their mascot...Also, the concert was something with the middle and high school doing songs together so I was there with my middle school group...yeah... *THE MORE YOU KNOW!* (note I'm going off of memory and my seating placement at the time at the game, its probably not the school I think it its...)
4 S C E N D E D yah but when it fell it killed workers and such.or cars. Which disaster was London bridge again? Was it the one that killed a bunch of workers or did it collapse due to cars? Probably the first one
Abthony Sanchez, London Bridge was supposedly destroyed by Olaf II of Norway in either 1009 or 1014 so most likely had nothing to do with cars since Vikings were kinda before the automobile invented.
I once died laughing cause I realized my sister looked like Paul Rudd from anchor man so she did a face like him and put a fake mustache on cause we told her to she got mad and my dad told her to calm down an that Paul Rudd was cool and that he was ant man and my sister yelled your comparing me to an Anchor man Not Ant man That made it funnier She’s still mad about it
@@angel127_ He's a grandmother! You're a grandmother! I'M a grandmother! Are there any other grandmothers I should know about? *_distant sound of a hip breaking_* I'm outta here.
Once a dreamt that my brother froze over like Anna in Frozen, and the only reason I didn't want to wake up is because my brother was finally not talking due to his mouth being frozen shut.
7:48 DO NOT DO THIS!! The material is called vantablack and it will heat up, I don't know the exact stuff but you will flash boil everyone in the pool killing everyone in it, the chloring will be released as gas and kill everyone in a 50 feet radius. Long story short if you do this it will start a zombie apocalypse if you need to know more just look up the dangers of vantablack in a pool, BTW vantablack is not allowed in the public and if you even own it you can be charged and it will be confiscated
Ok, but how many of yall searched for vaccum jello through metal tube on TH-cam?? Becasue that shit came up as recommended search when I typed vaccum.. And I was disappointed to see that there is no video where someone vaccumes jello..
the marching band dont fuck around we played three of our shows in the rain, our championship it was pouring down rain in the middle of a storm, and we didnt wear our coats or nothing. we were the only band not wearing our coats. we won of course lol
9:40 Honestly took me a second, cause I was just sitting there like why is that funny, thats normal for someone to say in an argument... and then my brain caught up and just repeated *say* in understanding
2:11 I once had a dream set in Disney world except it is was super futuristic. I met most of the avengers cast. We dicked around and after a while we went to a candy store to get food, and I don't remember what we did, but it was super bad and the owner came out. It was a super hideous dragon human morph and we made up a lie and she believed us. After having fun with her Spiderman said we should leav soon. Before we left she said that this was the most fun she had ever since her tragic back story. Then I woke up and felt super guilty and I couldn't get this feeling that in the next dream or something I forgot something super important that would make her sad.
here's something for you. i tried to get my husband to spend time with me by watching tv before he goes to work so we could cuddle and have time together. it evolved. first he wanted to watch only shows that he wanted to watch. then i couldn't speak through his shows at all. then he said the couch hurt his back so he started pulling up a chair beside the couch to sit in. sitting on the couch quietly watching shows i hated by myself i decided to get on the computer. he just came and sat by me and stared at me wanting to know why i wasn't spending time with him. lmao. no, actually crying.
Bruh I remember one time I had a dream that Stranger Things 3 came out (this was way before it did, before the first trailer was out) and I watched it and it was so weird but it was so real that I woke up and checked Netflix and I burst into tears when it wasn’t there
Hang on. Lemme fix sum those nursery rhymes Red rings are on me, Pocket of flower dont fix, Sneezle sneezle, Sh*t almost the whole population is ded. *AND* jack and jill went up da hill to have a little fun ;) Jack fell down and smashed his head And Jill died during childbirth.
That one of the guy dreaming of a burger reminds me of the time where for the whole dream, i was just sitting at a table and eating a sandwich. That’s it. I think it was a turkey sandwich with lettuce, mustard and a little mayo. That’s actually my favorite sandwich to make. Im not sure if i was just hungry or something. All i remember is just eating a sandwich. I miss that sandwich.
Fun fact: Humpty Dumpty was a nickname you would actually give to people in the 1600’s (I think it was) who were overweight. But, Humpty Dumpty was actually a really big and strong canon who got shot down by soldiers. *he sat on top of a wall* and *had a great fall* refers to this.
In elementary school, we always called the cleaning staff as "the masters of cleaning" or "the teachers of cleaning" (I speak spanish but the way we thought of them makes either translation work equally)
So, I've always had a beef with how little the HP movies focus on Quidditch. They only include a match if something screws it up that's important to the plot of the series overall...not even if it's important on the movie alone. So when I dreamed I had bought tickets to a Quidditch match that wasn't part of a movie, just the game itself, I was super excited. Got to the stadium, waited thru a long line, made it to my seat, sat down... ...and woke up.
Im in a marching band and that post is very accurate. We are literally told that the band stops for no one so basically if there is someone on the field they are getting trampled
My band played through the entire saxophone section falling onto the ground and the somehow rolled onto their feet. One of them broke a hand and another spraoined their ankle and yet they played on. I'm glad I'm a tuba player and don't have to do all the visuals
I've had dreams where I'm reading or writing books and they're just the best ever. And then my alarm goes off, but no problemo I can sleep through that and continue this wonderful story. And then my mom screams at me that I'm going to be late and well... you can't sleep through that no matter how hard you try. And then the dream is gone, the idea vanished like the puff of smoke it was and we're back in the daily grind.
4:13 There's only 1 or 2 songs I hold close to my heart. If I choose to show one of those songs you better sit through it 'cause I hold you close to my heart as well
Are you kidding? The internet is already flooded with cat memes. Many meme-ers are finding it increasingly hard to stay afloat, because of all the cats. Yesterday I lost my best friend to the sea of cat memes. He was just a child... He was too young to die by cat memes. We can't have more cat memes. It will be the death of humanity. Whatever you do, get to high ground and please... save yourselves.
My own dog sprained his tail from wagging it too. It's called happy tail. He's just so happy when he sees the family 😊
My dog broke her tail wagging it, it was bent at the end until the day she died (sorry, that got sad)
And now I'm worried for tails
@j her name was Lucy, she was a big sweetheart of an American bulldog
I was told happy tail was when they rub the fur off their tails from wagging them in a kennel all day...please don't leave the pupperinos in kennels all day
I swear my dog has a iron tail, he'll just bash it into literally everything with the force to make the noise audible from several rooms over and he's fine. It's like he's having a battle with the coffee table and the table is losing
In my high school, you CAN'T find a student who doesn't know the cleaning lady's name. She's legit the favorite part of the staff in school, everyone greets her, talks with her, helps her out even when they have time.
We probably respect her more than we respect our teachers
my school had an entire segment on our high school news about her. Her name is Monique and everyone loves her lol
Cleaning ladies deserve respect for all the shit they have to clean up, figurative or otherwise
same, in my old school everyone knew the Janitors name, we even got him to sign our yearbooks, he was great
In my old school, everyone were assholes...
The cleaning lady was always talking shit about people and making trouble.
Thank god im not in there anymore
True
I would seriously date the guy that had to pick the lock, fell out of trees, cry over fawns, and could ride a unicycle
He Seems like a Great guy.
Sounds a bit like my first crush, my only romantic regret is that I thought he was too good to even approach. In a class full of bullying bastards and wannabe Bad Boys, he was made out of pure Adorable.
I physically "aww"-ed
That guy is relationship goals
@@helenanilsson5666 never think anyone who is genuinely Adorable is "too good to approach". Too many people do it, and it makes them (and me, because i've been told i am one of them) think that the only way to get your attention is to be an asshole.
11:00
Context: During the sinking of the Titanic, the orchestra continued to play their music as the ship gradually sank because the people running the ship didn't want anyone to suspect danger. "And the band played on" is now an idiom for people continuing their course of action as if nothing is wrong despite imminent danger.
Fun fact: In 1993 there was a movie by that exact name, "And the Band Played On," about the discovery, research, and coverup of the AIDS virus. The name plays off of this figure of speech.
I thought that lol 😂
I'm not going to like this comment
Only because it is at 420 likes. It is actually a good thing to know.
@@fawn4348 next time, screenshot it and post it on some sort of subreddit.
It will last longer.
It would have been interesting if the title was And The Band Plaid On. When spoken now would have a clue about it but when read of not scene in context it would invite curiousity
Oh & yeah, the band as a result all perished in the sinking.
Can we get a rip for the guy who spent his whole dream making a cheese burger and didn't get to eat it
☠💯😭👌 keep it real bro! One day you will have that burger ЯᎥρ
This is why you learn to Lucid dream. You get good enough at it and you no longer forget those dreams and can continue them by going back to sleep.
F
Rip
*RIP* may your cheeseburger dreams follow you to heaven
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"What's this? What's this? There's products everywhere."
and the chemistry vs. other teachers pen incident.
I had a dream once, and it was a movie. I was asleep long enough to see the whole thing. I reeeeaaaally liked it and wanted to watch it again. Then I woke up and was really sad.
Once I had a dream similar to that, although the movie ended up starting over at some point and then I woke up before the second take ended. It was based on Ice Age 4 too, except instead of a pirate ship the characters ended up in a human cruise ship and getting cursed to become human babies. Really weird.
@Katherine Elsey IM SO SORRY- THAT HAD TO BE AWFUL AND I HOPE YOURE DOING BETTER, BUT IM LAUGHING LIKE A GOOSE OVER THIS- MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA HATE ME FOR SHOWING HIM THIS 💀
Make the movie
Recently I had a dream about Glitter Force. It was really different and apparently I was the creator of this chapter in the Precure series. I was very proud of it in my dream. And I still kind of am.
oof i had a dream like that except it was a book that looked really good. when I woke up I tried to find it in the hope that I had some premonition. i didn't it was really sad
3:29
YOUR DOG LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE WOULD SPRAIN HIS TAIL FOR YOU.
Me: Have you ever just eaten ramen raw because you were too hungry for it to cook?
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist: That’s kind of sad, Alexa play Despacito.
i actually eat raw ramen occasionally. waiting 3 minutes for it to microwave when your hungry asf is like waiting for an order from amazon but then you realized its coming from china after you ordered it so its going to be awhile...
My cousin eats ramen raw because he was in prison and liked it he eats it with hot sauce
I like ur profile pic 💜
You uncultured swine. You know you're supposed to eat just the flavouring? The other stuff you throw out. I swear to God, no one knows how to do anything nowadays.
@@crim899 OOF
What's this
What's this
Products everywhere
Whats this
What's this
*I think it goes in hair*
XD
"It's for hair!" "Wear a hat"
(It's from Legally Blonde, the musical that is)
That's my favorite movie it's so good
Whats this
whats this
This makes your teeth ever so gleaming
So many scents
This isnt fair
Whats this!
The fuck?
The fuck?
1:20 dont forget about "Mary, Mary, quite contrary" being about bloody mary. Silver bell is another name for a torture device used to crush a thumb, and cockle shells were similar, but for genitals. Maids could be a nickname for a prototype of the guillotine or a reference to the infamous "iron maiden"
Kaitlin Cheney The Iron Maiden was a myth.
than it is a reference to the maids/maidens, a prototype for the guillotine
... I was having a wonderful day before you said this OMGWHYAFAVSGSB
My name is Mary and I am no longer upset about having this sung to me out of spite.
Kaitlin Cheney so, do I tell the guy who walked in circles around me singing "Ring around the Rosy" because my name is Rosie, that I can't save him when the plague gets him?
2:12
This reminded me when I was a leaf on a tree with a bigger leaf singing to me them my mom woke me up and I'm still pissed about it to this day.
OH MY FU
Whar6
That dream sounds so cute
I read that post before clicking on the time and I was very confused for at least five minutes.
I was about to enter a stadium to go to my favourite groups concerts and just then I woke up. I WAS PISSED.
3:17
Husband:*breaks wife’s favourite mug*
Husband: this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
💃🏾💃🏾✌🏾😭👌🏾💃🏾💃🏾
ik this random but lol but switch the words wife and favorite around
@@jenniesrealgf9372 oml
*have you ever eaten a soft grape*
How did you make the font big?
yellow vegtables asterisks
yellow vegtables .*. Like this *
*have you ever eaten a **-soft-** grape*
Tachanka yeah i know how to do that but on my phone its fucking huge
I am simple
I see doggo I click
Same.
3:20 - 3:29
What do astronauts say when they have to split up
We need some *SPACE*
KILL ME
Hello
Digitaldash GD 🔫 there you go
Thanks :)
Digitaldash well, if memory serves, it is Illegal for Astronauts to have sex in space, so all they would have to do is hop on the next rocket to the ISS, lol.
Yes, i have way to much useless information stored in my head.
Awww!
The dog spraining his tail from wagging it too hard is just too cute!
9:46 Welp, you’ve inspired me to learn how to pick locks! And if anyone ever asks why I will say it’s because I saw this post on a TH-cam compilation and I had hoped my life would someday be as much as blockbuster as that post was!
I once had a dream where we found there was one and only one dragon alive. Me and a group of friends were about to find it in a cave, and then...
And then...
And then...
My mum woke me up.
Who tf is Maximillianmus?
7:10 suddenly, I must revise my idea for the three wishes I would ask of a genie.
Yes I agree, I wish I could cry mini hershey chocolate bars.
Eating a soft grape is worse than losing a limb
As long as it isn't your pet's.
Hey. You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
To answer my previous question, I must ask another.
*What was he?*
The Puzzleshipper alot of people thinks he was an egg. But he never was an egg. So what the hell was he?
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon
And yes, that is canon
He is the eggman. Or maybe a walrus. Goo goo gajoob.
Human... Humpty was a human...
Yup, rhyme was based on an old cannon that broke.
Video: *”when you’re hanging upside down. how come the $#*t in your stomach doesnt come **_up_** and flow out your mouth”*
Me: _That’s because the mouth is down when you’re hanging upside down_
4:01
I've been listeninh to a Rolling Girl hardrock cover by Kasane Teto on repeat for the past 3-4 days.
_I think this says a lot._
Oh *dear*
Oh my I must listen to this.
英どひcloudy want a link?
Mama Hero we needs the link boi🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
•Dr• •Abberline• here th-cam.com/video/iOtp-GQMpXg/w-d-xo.html have fun lol :p
"she don't even know how to cook a pancake, what is this"
😂😂😂
That sign language one tho
One time I dreamed about this really detailed (like Temple Run but better environments and slower thing chasing you) chase game. I remember there was a canyon where I had to run with lions, a woman who was cooking beans or something and then had to abandon her young daughter to survive (idek it seemed a lot less dark in the moment) and also I drove out the window of some fancy party in a red car. I woke up naturally, but it was weird as hell, not as annoying as the cheeseburger one though.
The dog story was so pure he sprained his tail because he wagged it too hard because he was happy to see you appreciate that dedication
Soft dry oranges are worse
Fun fact! Humpty dumpty was a British cannon. And many childhood nursery rhymes have dark history
The "What's This?" bathroom one killed me... BECAUSE I LOVE THAT FRICKEN MOVIE!!!
11:05 Me: Oh, that's coo- OH MY GOD I KNOW WHICH SCHOOL THAT IS. MY CLASS WENT TO A GAME IN THAT FIELD AFTER OUR CONCERT. PLEASE LET THOSE AMAZING HALFTIME MARCHING BANDS BE OK!
Not gonna say which Highschool it is, but just in case anybody is in that district, its the school with the grenadiers as their mascot...Also, the concert was something with the middle and high school doing songs together so I was there with my middle school group...yeah... *THE MORE YOU KNOW!* (note I'm going off of memory and my seating placement at the time at the game, its probably not the school I think it its...)
Im going to that school rn and i used to be in the band.
1:05 London Bridge isn’t over where people walk, it goes over the river Thames.
4 S C E N D E D yah but when it fell it killed workers and such.or cars. Which disaster was London bridge again? Was it the one that killed a bunch of workers or did it collapse due to cars? Probably the first one
Anthony Sanchez idk, but they locked virgin women up in coffins and hung them from the bridge for good luck.
Abthony Sanchez, London Bridge was supposedly destroyed by Olaf II of Norway in either 1009 or 1014 so most likely had nothing to do with cars since Vikings were kinda before the automobile invented.
London bridge got sold to an american who thought he was buying tower bridge its in the states now
@@terozu5440 What the hell.
8:48
Hey, I know him! :D He's one of my friends, and I can assure you that he is 100% that majestic and awesome.
I once died laughing cause I realized my sister looked like Paul Rudd from anchor man so she did a face like him and put a fake mustache on cause we told her to she got mad and my dad told her to calm down an that Paul Rudd was cool and that he was ant man and my sister yelled your comparing me to an
Anchor man
Not
Ant man
That made it funnier
She’s still mad about it
The Nightmare Before Christmas "joke" got me. 😂
9:40 Your uncle's mother is your grandmother not your great aunt
Yea, your great aunt is your grandma's sister.
123456789 ._. Wait, so it’s not called a grand aunt?
TaylorDaMidget some people call their first cousins once removed aunts and uncles
man in my language we just say they're all grandmothers
@@angel127_
He's a grandmother!
You're a grandmother!
I'M a grandmother!
Are there any other grandmothers I should know about?
*_distant sound of a hip breaking_*
I'm outta here.
Once a dreamt that my brother froze over like Anna in Frozen, and the only reason I didn't want to wake up is because my brother was finally not talking due to his mouth being frozen shut.
0:30-0:36 That is an amazing parody of "what's this?"
9:37 the thing is I can imagine yelling in sign language and I can imagine hearing the signs and their volume
usually when my deaf friends keep signing non stop, i just turn off the lights.. Or drop a massive stink bomb. Trust me they'd never hear it coming
8:04 the robot voice saying it makes it even better lmao
7:48 DO NOT DO THIS!! The material is called vantablack and it will heat up, I don't know the exact stuff but you will flash boil everyone in the pool killing everyone in it, the chloring will be released as gas and kill everyone in a 50 feet radius.
Long story short if you do this it will start a zombie apocalypse if you need to know more just look up the dangers of vantablack in a pool, BTW vantablack is not allowed in the public and if you even own it you can be charged and it will be confiscated
TheBeanie Boi everything you just said makes me want to do the thing even more
Elliott Hartup no that's not what I was aiming for
Arne Hurnik don't do it
TheBeanie Boi I understand that wasn't the aim, but considering this is the internet, you can't be surprised
Elliott Hartup you got a point there
Ok, but how many of yall searched for vaccum jello through metal tube on TH-cam?? Becasue that shit came up as recommended search when I typed vaccum..
And I was disappointed to see that there is no video where someone vaccumes jello..
maggie doesn't realize what a guy she's missing on
the marching band dont fuck around
we played three of our shows in the rain, our championship it was pouring down rain in the middle of a storm, and we didnt wear our coats or nothing. we were the only band not wearing our coats.
we won of course lol
The nursery rhyme humpty dumpty never says hes an egg.
That’s true
These aren't just funny, they're also wholesome
9:40 Honestly took me a second, cause I was just sitting there like why is that funny, thats normal for someone to say in an argument... and then my brain caught up and just repeated *say* in understanding
On the while dream thing topic I once woke up and immediate said aloud “But I need to give that kid his wheelchair!”
Don’t ask
2:11 I once had a dream set in Disney world except it is was super futuristic. I met most of the avengers cast. We dicked around and after a while we went to a candy store to get food, and I don't remember what we did, but it was super bad and the owner came out. It was a super hideous dragon human morph and we made up a lie and she believed us.
After having fun with her Spiderman said we should leav soon. Before we left she said that this was the most fun she had ever since her tragic back story. Then I woke up and felt super guilty and I couldn't get this feeling that in the next dream or something I forgot something super important that would make her sad.
Vaspider!!!
Got to go on Tumblr and tell them they're on a TH-cam video!
Lol burrito the way he says it though 😂😂😂😂
10:25
My name’s Maggie.
I’d go out with him, for real.
2:50
OP: “mikasa-ackerman”
Ah, yes I see you’re a person of culture as well
here's something for you. i tried to get my husband to spend time with me by watching tv before he goes to work so we could cuddle and have time together. it evolved. first he wanted to watch only shows that he wanted to watch. then i couldn't speak through his shows at all. then he said the couch hurt his back so he started pulling up a chair beside the couch to sit in. sitting on the couch quietly watching shows i hated by myself i decided to get on the computer. he just came and sat by me and stared at me wanting to know why i wasn't spending time with him. lmao. no, actually crying.
I’m sorry to hear about that. I hope things have gotten better
The ear bud one is so true!!😂
I spent a whole dream making the best burger ever and I didn’t even get to eat it hahahahahahahahaha omfg I’m creasing up here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh I remember one time I had a dream that Stranger Things 3 came out (this was way before it did, before the first trailer was out) and I watched it and it was so weird but it was so real that I woke up and checked Netflix and I burst into tears when it wasn’t there
Hang on. Lemme fix sum those nursery rhymes
Red rings are on me,
Pocket of flower dont fix,
Sneezle sneezle,
Sh*t almost the whole population is ded.
*AND*
jack and jill went up da hill to have a little fun ;)
Jack fell down and smashed his head
And Jill died during childbirth.
*...*
The best dreams are when its night time and you are at school
That one of the guy dreaming of a burger reminds me of the time where for the whole dream, i was just sitting at a table and eating a sandwich.
That’s it. I think it was a turkey sandwich with lettuce, mustard and a little mayo. That’s actually my favorite sandwich to make. Im not sure if i was just hungry or something. All i remember is just eating a sandwich.
I miss that sandwich.
_”Have you ever eaten a soft grape?”_
That’s so sad, Alexa.
Tumblr restores my faith in humanity. Lol
Fun fact: Humpty Dumpty was a nickname you would actually give to people in the 1600’s (I think it was) who were overweight. But, Humpty Dumpty was actually a really big and strong canon who got shot down by soldiers. *he sat on top of a wall* and *had a great fall* refers to this.
8:03 X'DDD I need a version of this where everyone talking is an adorable kitten but the last one is Grumpy Cat.
In elementary school, we always called the cleaning staff as "the masters of cleaning" or "the teachers of cleaning" (I speak spanish but the way we thought of them makes either translation work equally)
3:02 (her husband) "I'm sad, computer play Despacito."
Edit: 12:45 Hey, I referenced that first lemme have my moment!
😂 I didn’t even notice at first that, like, a third of the way through the video everything is just normal tumblr posts, not Disney.
As a long time band kid in school, I can confirm.
The band plays on.
*the dog still good boi*
Spent the whole dream making a cheeseburger and didn't get to eat it. This is the work of Tantalus via Morpheus.
*THAT DOGGO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE PLEZ 🖐🏻•,^,•🤚🏻*
The cat night light is crazy funny omg
11:27 Ayy that was my high school
Really?
6:37 *ENDGAME SPOILER* i don’t want you to suffer if you haven’t seen it ♥️
I was pleasantly surprised when my boy Loki showed up like damn he everywhere.
FINALY A QUEER EYE MEME
1:26
Lincoln was in his own fucking presidential box, no one was sitting behind him lmao
So, I've always had a beef with how little the HP movies focus on Quidditch. They only include a match if something screws it up that's important to the plot of the series overall...not even if it's important on the movie alone. So when I dreamed I had bought tickets to a Quidditch match that wasn't part of a movie, just the game itself, I was super excited. Got to the stadium, waited thru a long line, made it to my seat, sat down...
...and woke up.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere
What’s this? What’s this?
I think it goes in hair”
OKAY BUT FOR THE "My students are better than your students" POST THE VOICE THING SAID "*I* WAS THE FORENSICS TEACHER" AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH
7:12 - And it would be pre-salted, too!
12:20 - Now that's creative!
Those nursery rhymes... I just noticed how dark it can be lol~
Finally, someone that understands bears like I do
Im in a marching band and that post is very accurate. We are literally told that the band stops for no one so basically if there is someone on the field they are getting trampled
“Use your inside hands”lmaooooofhdhdh
2:20 THIS! THIS! THIS MAN PUT IT INTO WORDS!
My band played through the entire saxophone section falling onto the ground and the somehow rolled onto their feet. One of them broke a hand and another spraoined their ankle and yet they played on. I'm glad I'm a tuba player and don't have to do all the visuals
THAT MARCHING BAND ONE IS SOOOO TRUE
Omfg that one about the marching band killed me
I'm pretty sure goosebumps are called that because when you pluck a goose little bumps are left behind where the feathers used to be
What’s worse, eating a soft grape or encountering a flock of angry geese
I've had dreams where I'm reading or writing books and they're just the best ever. And then my alarm goes off, but no problemo I can sleep through that and continue this wonderful story. And then my mom screams at me that I'm going to be late and well... you can't sleep through that no matter how hard you try. And then the dream is gone, the idea vanished like the puff of smoke it was and we're back in the daily grind.
4:13
There's only 1 or 2 songs I hold close to my heart.
If I choose to show one of those songs you better sit through it 'cause I hold you close to my heart as well
Ok but the reason why goosebumps are called that is because when you de-feather a goose after you kill it that's what it skin looks like.
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon that fell off of a wall and broke apart. No one could put him together
* eats soft grape *
....
* starts sobbing uncontrollably while shoveling grapes into my mouth *
We need more cat memes
Are you kidding? The internet is already flooded with cat memes. Many meme-ers are finding it increasingly hard to stay afloat, because of all the cats. Yesterday I lost my best friend to the sea of cat memes. He was just a child... He was too young to die by cat memes. We can't have more cat memes. It will be the death of humanity. Whatever you do, get to high ground and please... save yourselves.
MaryOf Bears cats and their memes are purrrrfect tf you talkin bout
12:30
Fun fact! In Finnish insread of saying 'goosebumps', we say 'kananliha', which translates to 'chicken skin'. You're welcome.
Beginning English speakers learning nursery rhymes: what can I say except AAAAAAAAAAA!
“YOU READ THIS TO YOUR TODDLERS!!???”