I know for a fact that 90% of the Hellraiser films would have ended if the average person got it. They'd try to solve it and fail and then just put it on one of those Rubix Cube stands
Dude, you are friggin adorable. I want to meet your wife!! She sounds like such a chill, funny lady! I hope you and she are staying sane and safe during all this nuttiness.
Saw 5 minutes of this at 11 yrs old "accidentally". Traumatized by the flesh for 20 years. This review is a safe and charismatic way to watch the whole movie.
I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline when I was 11. Rented it from my local library; they apparently gave zero cares about a child renting an R-Rated movie. XD It messed me up so bad when I first saw it... I swore Pinhead and the Cenobites were hiding out under my bed for like a year after seeing the movie. XD
¿and what about burnedhead,,hockeyhead,,palehead,,,?the lead-cenobite in this movie is not any horror idol and like the other cenobites are secondary characters the bady and the monster is frank cotton,,horror idol its about all the bastard secuels that i ignore....
Oh wow. I’ve watched them all too.... it definitely goes a certain direction! Lol too bad it’s CRAP In my eyes that fact u made it thru and lived to talk about it u r a hero in my mind 🙃
Oh new bee you’re so gosh darn funny. You make me laugh non stop during these vids. I’m so happy I found your channel. I’ve had hours of entertainment because of you man. Thank you for putting in so much work just to make us laugh. Much appreciated
I love your videos! I rarely catch the deeper meaning behind a movie, but your commentary shows me another layer of the movies and makes me appreciate them even more. How it is you don't have at least a million subscribers already?! Keep up the great work.
I never watched this as I thought it would be too icky , scarey for me . Your take on things made me giggle and realize that I really didn't miss much ... Your humor is STELLAR !
I must have been a teenager when I first saw this and I'm in my mid 40s now and still get an icky feeling when I'm reminded of it! Very effective horror
My favorite movie and my favorite movie reviewer all in one! I have the lament configuration tattooed (poorly) on my hand. I chose it as at one point in my life, I could identify so strongly with that blurred line between pleasure and pain that dwells at the door of torment and relief. Beyond the horror the driving forces of excess, addiction and love makes hellhound heart one of my absolute favorite books of all time. Also, Frank Cotton pre- Hooks can definitely get it. 🥰
"Kick it into a sewer." You sure about that NewBee? I remember this Papier-mâché boat went down into a sewer and a clown decided it was time to wake up and terrorize a town. I can't imagine what a clown would do with a puzzle box that contains eternal carnal pleasure.
The HillBilly Barker actually never even liked the name Pinhead, the makeup crew came up with it and it was never in the original script. Barker thought it was an “unsuitable” name for the character. He’s officially simply named “lead Cenobite” or “Priest”
Hi new subscriber here! I found your channel when I got intrigued by human centipede and Im so fortunate about it because your voice is so soothing to hear that even a horrifying movie doesn't bother anymore haha. Keep up with your amazing videos..
Until this video came out followed by the Dead By Daylight Hellraiser dlc, I spend my childhood into my mid-twenties with only the knowledge of there being a “nail-faced dude.” I had no idea about any of the plot. I thought “spike-head” was the only main villain, occasionally raising hell, and I never would’ve guessed that puzzle boxes, body snatching, and carnal pleasure would be a part of it
I know where pinhead is from and the movie's title etc but I've never watched it personally, so it's nice to see someone review the movie with the same tastes in jokes as me! Love your reviews! ❤
"He should have been named nailhead, cause these are nails" Tbh, I used to think his name was nailhead after I accidentally caught a glimpse of him, cause i woke up from a nightmare and to my dad for help. With that tactic, i often saw things no child should
Love your content, always cheers me up and your humour is great. Your cat is gorgeous also, more of him/her. Real talk though, thanks for the effort you put into your videos, you’re incredibly underrated.
So I'm rewatching this and I just now figured out something. I think the guy at the end buying the box is Dr. Lionel Ritchie! Now it could be that they couldn't find another actor for the last shot, but I think to think it's the psych ward doctor.
It's interesting seeing the differences between the book and the movie, some of which seem kinda arbitrary. "Larry" was originally "Rory", a stolid dependable sort and perfectly nice, but Julia had decided he was boring. Kirsty was originally a work friend of Rory's who was hopelessly in love with him but too timid to do anything about it. And Pinhead was... well, see for yourself: "Do you understand?" the figure beside the first speaker demanded. Its voice, unlike that of its companion, was light and breathy-the voice of an excited girl. Every inch of its head had been tattooed with an intricate grid, and at every intersection of horizontal and vertical axes a jeweled pin driven through to the bone. Its tongue was similarly decorated.
Okay, am I the only one who thinks the name Clive Barker is GREAT for TV and film? Just something about it. Reminds me of a comic book character or something. I can't help but say it in a dramatic voice
I go back an watch this video and I die every time!! So freaking hilarious 😂 I laugh so hard every time!! More please now!! Love this channel so much tha birds had me dieing too!!
Demons to some Angels to others . That line describes the cenobites perfectly . Do they torture people yes do they enjoy their jobs . Yes but what's wrong with enjoying your work. You forget to mention that they have rules . Like they can only take people with unclean or tainted souls . But they can't harm or take innocent or pure souls . So they basically serve a purpose . They remove an tutor bad peaple only. Clive Barker's Boom comic series goes into this more . Along with the other Hellraiser comics . Case in point in one comic a child solved the puzzle box . The Hell Priest an his cenobites come he told them . Something like even if I wanted to take you I can't . Because you are pure an there are rules but then her abusive uncle . Heard her so he started to come . She bagged The Hell Priest to help her an not to let her uncle. Hit her again then The Hell Priest says something like . So you want he to stop your torture interesting. Then the uncle comes in sees the cenobites an . Says who are you the girl goes they are my Angels. Then her uncle never hit her again . End of story so they don't just take every one . There has to be some darkness in their soul . Or they are off limits to the cenobites .
Hellraiser officially turns 35! Still one of my favorite horror movies by Clive Barker, his directorial debut No idea it was based on a novella An eerie memorable score by Christopher Young, Doug Bradley does wonders playing the villainous Pinhead, and I love Ashley Laurence as Kirsty Expert makeup and gore effects too along the lines of David Cronenberg Explores the horrific boundaries between pleasure and pain Clumsily plotting aside it plays almost like a fever dream thanks to the editing It's also analyzes our collective fascination with and need for the pleasure of sex being tethered to either harrowing pain or new bodily discoveries one would think up while on an acid trip The film still has divided critics over time but it's the only good installment next to Hellraiser II All the other sequels have failed to match it I'm so glad I discovered the movie thanks to that Boogeyman compilation VHS Thankful another film is on its way to Hulu, I'm hoping it's good especially since Pinhead will be female this time
I love watching tom bc his movie reviews kill me with his clever jokes. If I watch too fast I may miss them 👀 just wanna say pls keep making reviews. Would love to see a review on uncut gems they have lots of dark humor
I only open the puzzle boxes in Dead by Daylight. It can stop the hooks, but it takes some time and QTEs AND CALLS PINHEAD TO YOU. The Cenobite player can choose to stay where they’re at, but they can just hop to you!
Fun fact: Some of the actors, including Frank Cotton's actor had their lines redubbed because they had strong English accents. That's why some of their lip syncing looks really off. Also the Engineer at the end of the movie was put together after a drunken weekend because Barker had run out of money for the movie.
I know for a fact that 90% of the Hellraiser films would have ended if the average person got it. They'd try to solve it and fail and then just put it on one of those Rubix Cube stands
Pah, quitters..
You can get Rubik's Cubes that are modeled after the Lament Configuration.
Honey, get the glue! I've solved it. And maybe a little glue for me too.
Please explain. I have only watched the first hellraiser movie and I would like to understand it more .
@@ISeenmyDreams watch them. Up until 4 they are worth it imo.
"She must have been one hot corpse".
You know, quips like that are the sort of thing that'll make us recommend you necrophilia-themed horror movies.
need a Nekromantik review, NOW!!!!
You're welcome to recommend to us here lol
@@KardboardKenny pretty sure spookyrice has one his channel is dope
Dude, you are friggin adorable. I want to meet your wife!! She sounds like such a chill, funny lady! I hope you and she are staying sane and safe during all this nuttiness.
He's mentioned she has a makeup channel
Saw 5 minutes of this at 11 yrs old "accidentally". Traumatized by the flesh for 20 years. This review is a safe and charismatic way to watch the whole movie.
I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline when I was 11. Rented it from my local library; they apparently gave zero cares about a child renting an R-Rated movie. XD It messed me up so bad when I first saw it... I swore Pinhead and the Cenobites were hiding out under my bed for like a year after seeing the movie. XD
saw the second movie when i vas 11. Loved it,vas facinated by the dark tone,labyrinth,music. Now i mostly like krisy :)
Whats in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!!!
Frosted flakes
Kendall Stevens 😋
Oh, ....he didn’t know!
exactly what was going through my head too haha
"Really, he should be called Nailhead. Those are nails!" What I've been thinking for years!!! :D
In the making of vid, I think they said they tried pins but they didn't work because they were to thin to show up on film.
@@31webseries Yep.
Coming this July "Pinraiser" only on DVD
¿and what about burnedhead,,hockeyhead,,palehead,,,?the lead-cenobite in this movie is not any horror idol and like the other cenobites are secondary characters the bady and the monster is frank cotton,,horror idol its about all the bastard secuels that i ignore....
I marathoned all the Hellraiser movies over the course of a day or two a couple Summers ago. It was definitely a choice. Haha
I bet it was hell.sorry that joke was so bad I’m going to hell
I did exactly the same a few months back lol
Oh wow. I’ve watched them all too.... it definitely goes a certain direction! Lol too bad it’s CRAP
In my eyes that fact u made it thru and lived to talk about it u r a hero in my mind 🙃
The first two were great but damn were the rest a clusterfuck.
I did that a while back too it was fun, I also did that with Jurassic park right after.
Guys, i'm starting to think we shouldn't open the box.
Nah, it'll probably be fine
"What's in the boooox?!"
I would open the box.
Which is why we vicariously watch from afar
@@lvl99sauce10 nruh! xD
“Covered in white goo... that’s so Frank” 😂 It so is! Hehe
"Oh hi big Ed, better run before he proposes" 🤣🤣🤣 lmfao.
That's how you make a good video into a classic.
I don’t know how you don’t have more subscribers this channel is extremely professional and entertaining ❤️
"the rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin" never forget
Oh new bee you’re so gosh darn funny. You make me laugh non stop during these vids. I’m so happy I found your channel. I’ve had hours of entertainment because of you man. Thank you for putting in so much work just to make us laugh. Much appreciated
Stupid but honestly, this movie is why I'm scared of getting a piercing
😂
You'll be fine, I've had plenty and fortunately the technique is rather different!!
Not stupid.....completely reasonable lol
I feel you, I was gonna pierce my dick tip but this movie stopped me 🍗
@@One-Hundred oh God
You made my day with the "Pivot, Pivot!" Impeccable commentary as usual! :)
Just when I learned how to solve a Rubix cube, you tell me not to mess with puzzle boxes
"He came, they saw, they ripped his ass." OMG! That had me rolling. Don't know why. Just did. Needed a good laugh today.
When I found you I was instantly hooked. You seem like such a funny, sweet, and amazing guy. Please dont stop the videos ever!!!
Not as hooked as Frank was...
You're my favorite movie reviewer in TH-cam.❤️
I saw this movie and the part where the “thing” gets hanged with hooks terrified me
Thank you! Ive been searching for a clear explanation of what the box and the realm are for a long time now. Keep making vids :)
I love your videos! I rarely catch the deeper meaning behind a movie, but your commentary shows me another layer of the movies and makes me appreciate them even more. How it is you don't have at least a million subscribers already?! Keep up the great work.
The only channel I've ever seen to anticipate the ads and I love it.
So funny you said that 12:53 because at one point in the comics a guy has a stash of literally hundreds of boxes lol
One of the proposed titles for this movie was “what woman would do for a good f*ck” and I kinda wish they had gone with that
Tom, you are always worth staying up for! (4am in the UK)
Sending you love and thanks for top entertainment as always ❤️
I never watched this as I thought it would be too icky , scarey for me .
Your take on things made me giggle and realize that I really didn't miss much ...
Your humor is STELLAR !
Loved the Andrew Robinson "Hiding from Dirty Harry" comment. I always remembered that scene in that movie.
I love this movie 💀
"You solved the box, we came, now you must come with us ! "
*edit-excellent review and score NewBee !
Best Sunday morning!!!
I wake up early and i made coffee because of your video.
Its 6:00 in Greece 😘😘
Good morning newbee🌞🌞
Panos : May 3 , 2020 , 8:50 pm , Phoenix , Arizona , USA .
: : )))
You are one of the best. Please keep up and never stop this.
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX???
Oh, sorry, wrong movie.
😂📦😵
LOL! I laughed so loud and scared my dog off the bed!
I must have been a teenager when I first saw this and I'm in my mid 40s now and still get an icky feeling when I'm reminded of it! Very effective horror
Four minutes in and I've heard a lot of dirty jokes,. Hehe 'in'
Hehe "dirty"
Nare M rookie
Hehe jokes
At the joke with Ed I realised how underrated you are! Thanks for the laugh.
How do you not have more subscribers. I love your reviews!!
My favorite movie and my favorite movie reviewer all in one!
I have the lament configuration tattooed (poorly) on my hand. I chose it as at one point in my life, I could identify so strongly with that blurred line between pleasure and pain that dwells at the door of torment and relief. Beyond the horror the driving forces of excess, addiction and love makes hellhound heart one of my absolute favorite books of all time.
Also, Frank Cotton pre- Hooks can definitely get it. 🥰
Would love to see that tattoo.. Curiosity killed the cat
Dude I just saw you today for the first time, and you have my favorite humor (I know because I use it) and I'm so glad I found this channel.
"Kick it into a sewer." You sure about that NewBee?
I remember this Papier-mâché boat went down into a sewer and a clown decided it was time to wake up and terrorize a town. I can't imagine what a clown would do with a puzzle box that contains eternal carnal pleasure.
I gotta say, your acting in the first minute of this video was on point. I was thoroughly entertained (:
I want to say you are A LOVELY MOVIE REVIEWER !!! Your content is MARVELOUS
Fun fact: in the book, hell raiser was actually female,
You mean pinhead
The HillBilly Barker actually never even liked the name Pinhead, the makeup crew came up with it and it was never in the original script. Barker thought it was an “unsuitable” name for the character. He’s officially simply named “lead Cenobite” or “Priest”
you mean the hell-priest. And the word you're looking for is androgynous. READ THE BOOK IF YOU'RE GONNA REFERENCE IT!
@@jameshickman1641 Just what I was going to comment.
Thank you 💀
The fact you call it Hell Raiser is just, oh, that hurts me on a spiritual level
YESSSSSSSSSSSS This was a great vid man! Friggin hilarious!
TOTALLY FANTASTIC JOKES !
I subscribed a couple days ago and saw you uploaded. I love your content
Same
These are the best reviews I’ve seen. I laughed the whole time.
That one curl of hair sticking out drove me nuts the entire video also. 😂 subscribed!
I Truly Adore this channel and comical reviews.
You are such a funny guy. I am very happy I discovered your reviews.
2:57 that joke was nailed perfectly
The literal "Jesus" jumpscare at 11:04 had me rolling 😂
Hi new subscriber here! I found your channel when I got intrigued by human centipede and Im so fortunate about it because your voice is so soothing to hear that even a horrifying movie doesn't bother anymore haha. Keep up with your amazing videos..
Until this video came out followed by the Dead By Daylight Hellraiser dlc, I spend my childhood into my mid-twenties with only the knowledge of there being a “nail-faced dude.” I had no idea about any of the plot. I thought “spike-head” was the only main villain, occasionally raising hell, and I never would’ve guessed that puzzle boxes, body snatching, and carnal pleasure would be a part of it
I love ur channel ur so funny. U make me 😂 laugh plus the way u talk about all movies explaining the movie is great thank you 4 ur channel xxxxx
I watched this first thing in the morning and your opening routine was so hilarious I laughed out loud. Thanks. Great review, too.
I know where pinhead is from and the movie's title etc but I've never watched it personally, so it's nice to see someone review the movie with the same tastes in jokes as me! Love your reviews! ❤
"He should have been named nailhead, cause these are nails"
Tbh, I used to think his name was nailhead after I accidentally caught a glimpse of him, cause i woke up from a nightmare and to my dad for help.
With that tactic, i often saw things no child should
That brown rice bit had me dying 😂 fantastic form as always NewBee!!
OH HELL YAHH. EXCITED FOR THIS REVIEW. Seen the movie a million times but your entertaining and love hearing your thoughts.
Love your content, always cheers me up and your humour is great. Your cat is gorgeous also, more of him/her. Real talk though, thanks for the effort you put into your videos, you’re incredibly underrated.
Do the sequels!!! At least till four! After that it all goes down hill:/ . Please!? You’re the best new bee and I love your videos!!!
I just had to put my cat down, your vids are really helping me as always. Love your channel NewBee
I couldn’t stop cracking up at your commentary.
Dr. Lionel Ritchie 🤣🤣 I’m at work cracking up at my desk. That won’t look strange at alllll 🤪
So I'm rewatching this and I just now figured out something. I think the guy at the end buying the box is Dr. Lionel Ritchie! Now it could be that they couldn't find another actor for the last shot, but I think to think it's the psych ward doctor.
Every time I think I’ve seen your funniest video, you prove me wrong, omg 😂😂
Imagine Brad Pitt's character from Seven trying not to open the box! Hope you and Queen Bee are well, thanks for some much needed chuckles
I just discovered you today, and I genuinely feel like you deserve so many more subscribers!! Keep at it :)
Lol I wasn't sure about this channel. Like is that a bee with a pacifier? Then I laughed really hard at that rule 34 joke. Subbed for more laughs.
It's interesting seeing the differences between the book and the movie, some of which seem kinda arbitrary. "Larry" was originally "Rory", a stolid dependable sort and perfectly nice, but Julia had decided he was boring. Kirsty was originally a work friend of Rory's who was hopelessly in love with him but too timid to do anything about it. And Pinhead was... well, see for yourself:
"Do you understand?" the figure beside the first speaker demanded. Its voice, unlike that of its companion, was light and breathy-the voice of an excited girl. Every inch of its head had been tattooed with an intricate grid, and at every intersection of horizontal and vertical axes a jeweled pin driven through to the bone. Its tongue was similarly decorated.
Love love love this channel cant wait for more reviews
Okay, am I the only one who thinks the name Clive Barker is GREAT for TV and film? Just something about it. Reminds me of a comic book character or something. I can't help but say it in a dramatic voice
Loved the new video! Love how you make horror movie reviews absolutely hilarious!
Just got home from a 16 hour shift in the operating room with covid patients and that american tale joke was EXACTLY what I needed. 🤣🤣
"They're still blue and they hurt!"
"Ugh, I don't wanna hear it, dad"
lol
Nice review on Hellraiser I hope you'll be able to do the other movies and I hope your doing well
I go back an watch this video and I die every time!! So freaking hilarious 😂 I laugh so hard every time!! More please now!! Love this channel so much tha birds had me dieing too!!
Never stop doing what you are doing. you are Amazing
"Jesus wept"
😳
Demonic entrapment! 🤣🤣
I just watch all of them in the last week here I grow up watching this in the 90s it was one of my favourite childhood movies
Demons to some Angels to others . That line describes the cenobites perfectly . Do they torture people yes do they enjoy their jobs . Yes but what's wrong with enjoying your work. You forget to mention that they have rules . Like they can only take people with unclean or tainted souls . But they can't harm or take innocent or pure souls . So they basically serve a purpose . They remove an tutor bad peaple only. Clive Barker's Boom comic series goes into this more . Along with the other Hellraiser comics . Case in point in one comic a child solved the puzzle box . The Hell Priest an his cenobites come he told them . Something like even if I wanted to take you I can't . Because you are pure an there are rules but then her abusive uncle . Heard her so he started to come . She bagged The Hell Priest to help her an not to let her uncle. Hit her again then The Hell Priest says something like . So you want he to stop your torture interesting. Then the uncle comes in sees the cenobites an . Says who are you the girl goes they are my Angels. Then her uncle never hit her again . End of story so they don't just take every one . There has to be some darkness in their soul . Or they are off limits to the cenobites .
Your reviews are killin me. Too good..😁
Hellraiser officially turns 35!
Still one of my favorite horror movies by Clive Barker, his directorial debut
No idea it was based on a novella
An eerie memorable score by Christopher Young, Doug Bradley does wonders playing the villainous Pinhead, and I love Ashley Laurence as Kirsty
Expert makeup and gore effects too along the lines of David Cronenberg
Explores the horrific boundaries between pleasure and pain
Clumsily plotting aside it plays almost like a fever dream thanks to the editing
It's also analyzes our collective fascination with and need for the pleasure of sex being tethered to either harrowing pain or new bodily discoveries one would think up while on an acid trip
The film still has divided critics over time but it's the only good installment next to Hellraiser II
All the other sequels have failed to match it
I'm so glad I discovered the movie thanks to that Boogeyman compilation VHS
Thankful another film is on its way to Hulu, I'm hoping it's good especially since Pinhead will be female this time
One of your most hilarious reviews - and I needed that today.
I really enjoy watching your channel.! You remind me of one of my friends and it’s crazy lol
👍 embracing your advertising with a cute bumper! I feel more youtubers should be doing this.
I’d like to see a Hellraiser/Gremlins mash-up where Frank leaves with a mogwai, feeds it after midnight and opens a portal to the hell dimension
I love watching tom bc his movie reviews kill me with his clever jokes. If I watch too fast I may miss them 👀 just wanna say pls keep making reviews. Would love to see a review on uncut gems they have lots of dark humor
Your reviews are so damn funny. Outstanding work!
I only open the puzzle boxes in Dead by Daylight. It can stop the hooks, but it takes some time and QTEs AND CALLS PINHEAD TO YOU. The Cenobite player can choose to stay where they’re at, but they can just hop to you!
I love this channel with all my heart ❤️ Your content is priceless
7:29
"i am your time of the month!"
😂😂😂
The intro was cracking me up 😂
Love what you do keep up the good work
The Dirty Harry reference for Andrew, I always wait for that but never hear it, until now. \m/
You are the greatest thing on TH-cam, only a matter of time before you become huge!
Fun fact: Some of the actors, including Frank Cotton's actor had their lines redubbed because they had strong English accents. That's why some of their lip syncing looks really off.
Also the Engineer at the end of the movie was put together after a drunken weekend because Barker had run out of money for the movie.
Trying to imagine Larry talking to Julia... Larry: "Look, can I be Frank?" .... Julia, "Oh yes please!"
Love the channel man! Ever considered reviewing "Frontier(s)"?
The Machete joke got me good, also the froyo.
That Jesus jump scare made me spill my cup of tea all over my damn bedding
This is my favorite horror movie ever and hearing you review it was the best.