Newer Fake Switch Games
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ค. 2020
- Why have Nintendo Directs when you could have 4 idiots creating the content for you instead
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Failboat stop activating my fight-or-flight
When did you stream this?
So... I'm obligated to buy one aren't I
Sonic gun
Plush in should be a failing boat lol😂
THE PROBLEM: There is no problem
THE SOLUTION: CREATE MORE PROBLEMS
Nobody is even noticing this
Bro you genius
That's the point
YEAAAAAAAH
WARIO WARE'S PANTS is not a problem
*The problem:* there isn’t enough cursed imagery already
*The Solution:* _this series_
yyyyyyyyyyyyyup
*Ourselves*
I like the cursed images honestly
UnKnown BEATS I really like them too
Yup
When you did Mario X Doki Doki, Shouldve called it okie doki literature club
@Bromine Bradley “When you *Did* Mario X Doki Doki, *Shouldve* called it okie doki literature club”
LET'S A NO
He didn't do mario x doki doki this episode tho
I’m not sure Mario would be okie doki after me hanging myself, Yuri stabbing her self and Natsuki having a broken neck
Oh god yes
“I won by a LANDSLIDE!“
“Yea, and landslides are natural disasters.“
holy crap, man with the insults
CORRECT
MEME
damn that was like a stove at 560 degrees
ouch...
apply cold water to burned area
RIGHT AFTER the “Cooking Mother” thing, I got an ad for a seasoning thing, and they said, “Tonight’s dinner is going to be great.”
They aren’t wrong
I got an Italian food lesson ad after the failboat eats lasagna
OH NNNNNNOOOOOOO
ohno
It will be great
"No. no no no you're Sonic, Daniel you're Sonic" - Fyrus
“Why be depressed when you can be sonic?”
Sonic is depressing then...
@Jordan Tillman the big brain in this comment.
YO WHATS UP REN REN
Hey @@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom953 want to up our confidant?
I feel like for "Kirby goes bowling" it should be "Kirby Gets Bowled"
Instead of smash brawl it’s smash bowl
“Why be depressed when you can be Sonic”
*but Sonic got depressed in the movie-*
Why be Sonic when you can be Sonic
Why be depressed when you can be depressed
Why be Sonic when you can be depressed
Might as well be both
Kirby orders a roomba
"Why be depressed when you could be Sonic"
-Failboat 2020
Mintely I am inspired
Best quote of the year
Hey, i have i stupid question, are you a weeb is you love splatoon too much
Z- Man nope, I hate anime but loved splatoon one
I just heard that as soon as I read that
"hey dude, you seem depressed"
"yeah my pokemon went through a rough divorce"
"the hell"
Why be depressed when you can be Sonic
@@thedripcritic9379 the only problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
I would want a game where Pokemon can marry.
@@besquareorbethere2680 tomadochi life
i have no idea if i spelt that correctly
@@hotbucket Ah, for a brief 3 months I forgot that game existed.
“The Nintendo Directs are dead”
Me, on February 17th 2021: Are you sure about that?
Me, on December 25th 2022: Idk are they?
“I’m blue.”
*undesipherable screaming*
Failboat: The problem....
Everyone watching: Aw crap here we go again.
sadly this meme is dead
@@MisterRegretti shut up not on failboat
@@dcook435 Thank you my kind sir
Hey where is this placed on the comments? like, on my screen it's all hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT crap. also since only LOSERS edit for thank yous, thanks a lot. Imma loser in all ways so yeah.
@@MisterRegretti shut the up
That Goron's looking more like a Go-Wrong, gotta be honest.
There a Goroff
I think I’m gonna Gorun
G'ohgod
Oh go,great theres a ton of gorpuns what a great way to start my go life better end it with a gor gun
Stop your killing me
Dan: I put on a little music in the background, it’s made everything a little bit better.
Fyrus: What music did you put on?
Dan: Hinawa’s song.
Fyrus: n O
LUCAS INTENSIFIES
NOOOOOOOO
Alph from Pikmin 3 takes a poop on terry's face and Inkling's hair
@@ILoveYouBillyThePuppet Ok, what?
Chinese
whenever i hear failboat say ''THE PROBLEM'' i get chills down my spine
The problem: Nintendo hasn't uplaoded a direct to make everyone go crazy during quarantine...
The solution: Upload a fake switch games video, and MAKE EVERYONE CRAZY OURSELVES.
We need to get everyone to do it
The Problem: Nintendo has a brain
Solution: Don’t use it
240th like is kinda like 420 right?
LOL
*Modern promblems have modern solutions*
Whatever fails your boat
Lol Nintendo has no brain
Failboat: "the problem-" me: please let this be a normal field trip...
With the TFF? No way!
@@swampbottom1109 Cruising down main street making the solutions are self
Crushing on down Main Street, you’re relaxed and feeling good
Next thing that you know, you’re seeing-
Octopus in the neighborhood??
AAA THE NOSTALGIA!!!
With the friends? No way!
“Why be depressed when you can be Sonic?”
Yes
This gives me primal fear ohmygod
You know when fail boat is doing photoshop its not going to be good
What do you mean this is beautiful
Primal Dialga
K1tty Gam3r ya fair lmao
PRIMAL *ASPID* FEAR, THAT IS
"War crimes win every day, people. Remember that."
-Gab, 2020
Failboat: "Kirby goes bowling"
Kirbys dream course and wii bowling: are we jokes to you?
no, Wii Bowling said "Are wii jokes to you?"
(I'm sorry)
Kirby's Dream Course is golf, not bowling.
@@Pyrodiac you hit enemies like as if its bowling
2022: _Kirby’s Dream Buffet_
My teacher: the fitness gram passer tests is a multi stage aerobic capac-
every kid in my class: 5:21
Lol
You talking about picture or sound
@@Willow-Dragon both
@@Willow-Dragon picture
(Stressfull Laughing)
"Why be depressed when you could be Sonic?"
-Albert Einstein
@@havoctastic_ ,probably
Sanic
More like Insanic
@Robert Ryan why do you think that?
This series has scarred me to the point that I have a heart attack when I see a new one of these appear in my notifications
And I'm more scared that I enjoy this series
same but without the heart attack part
“If I can’t be the fastest then I can be the lastest”
Sonic with a gun 2021
Nobody:
Kirby mains when they use the ball ability:
We’re you going to put a timestamp?
@@arlenedistel1108 timestamp?
@@hallow-disbeliefdedede1856 yea
Failboat: no signs of nintendo directs coming back
Everyone: ...mh.... *I WONDER WHY FAILBOAT* ....
Gorillavirus 😳
O ya
But there is one three days ago
@Gonzalo Ravanal I know
I saw someone in the chat say “Undersona”
Let's be honest, we all know how that one was gonna end up like
Oh goodness gracious. What horrors could that have spawned?
“looking cool, kiddo.”
@@deadlydingus1138 OH NO
@@phantomgamer3898 well if we give the pen to fyrus...
I saw someone asking about My Singing Monsters while Dan was looking for the cutting board image during Cooking Mother and I love it
5:48
A WAY TO CLOBBER DAT DERE KIRBY
6:25 when you are in France but the only word you know in French is “yes”.
6:04 you should have named it "Kirby: Bowl Alley's"
Naah...
*Kirbowl*
I’m so sad it wasn’t A splat in time I’m actually crying such an opportunity wasted
When I went to sleep I had this video in the background on TH-cam, so this is the one of the first things I saw when I woke up 11:39
11:50 Now THIS is the sequel to Mario Odyssey that we need
The fact we haven't gotten a follow-up to Odyssey is very Odd to see
Was that a pun
WHY I I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?
...you are amazing and wonderful please never leave
never say that again please
Now that was a good pun ;)
Well, I know what I'm doing now. I'm learning photoshop to counteract this cursed energy.
why not enforce the cursed energy
@@JasTheMansmells you are making an incredible point
I need photoshop to torment my friends on Twitter. My image-cursing skills need more work.
@@crowngamer901 hehehe good luck.
My brain: “go to sleep you have school tomorrow it’s 12 am”
Me: “ oh yeah but what about one more failboat vid?”
13:18
My dog actually got up when he heard the music lol
The problem: there isn't an undertale and Cooking Mama crossover
The solution: U N D E R M A M A
Fast Max365 u mean under ma mama 😏
@@just_kuroo6204 blocked.
JustAnotherSwitchUser why did u block me, it was a joke-
You know I would like that ;)
*U N D E R M A M A*
"Why be depressed when you can be sonic?"
But sonic is depressed
The amount of Discord Notifications Failboat has makes me anxious.
12:38 is what really happened at the beginning of mother 3.
me: trying to sleep
That fly in my room: 16:00
*plays ad*
I can’t wait for cooking mother’s sequel,
blending father
New Commander TarTar mode
NOOO
so thats what happened to my dad
@@IMPofTHEGASsTATION wait wasn't it him leaving to get milk or ciggies?
something else you know about yt ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔ
r/woosh
*The problem:* too many official switch games
*The solution: ＭＡＫＥ ＡＮ ＥＱＵＡＬ ＡＭＯＵＮＴ ＯＦ ＦＡＫＥＳ ＴＯ ＢＡＬＡＮＣＥ ＴＨＥ ＳＣＡＬＥ*
2:25 jay:ITS NOT THAT GOOD BUT ITS BALL 😃😃😃
Did you know that the phrase „I am blue“ in German means „I am drunk“? Definitely would explain Dan‘s behaviour in the beginning...
“With a drunk little window”
"Drunk is the color of all that I wear!"
These are nothing compared to the masterpiece that is known as,
Waluigi"s Taco Stand
Kirby’s like the Plasm Wraith from Pikmin 3, his arms just stretch and become thinner at the end of his arms and he just starts typing at max speed.
The first one: For his neutral special he wields a _gun_
th-cam.com/video/TBT39KNoj9M/w-d-xo.html
10:02 Oh, look, Failboat's cooking up some Drago food-
_I'm so sorry_
claus for dessert-
God, ptsd....
*Lucas started crying!
16:06 every discord voicechat ever
That ending though. Every time I see the end of this vid I cannot stop wheezing at the photoshop creation boat made its great
"plug the switch charger and me so I can become the switch"
-Failboat
That’s how the next Nintendo console will work
The cord goes up the butt
@@tartaglia5543 It goes all the way up his ass
@Jordan Tillman Why, theres no reason to
@@AverageCatz r/cursedcomments
11:23 failboat confirmed to be the man behind the slaughter
5:18 Fail: *『L I Q U I F Y』*
Kirby: screaming in pain
Me: sees mentioning of danganronpa in chat at 4:09
Me: goes back to find it and pauses
Me: Savors the moment.
Thank you Smallfry, whoever you are
I have leaked a Switch game:
*Funtime Freddy lives in Luigi's atic and destroys his gameboi*
The fact that Help Wanted is now on switch
HEY BON BON I GOT A TETRIS
NO FREDDY GO TO SLEEP
No it's so good but so bad
broke: I have depression
woke: *I'm SONIC*
The only problem with being faster than light is that you are forced to live in darkness
@@swampbottom1109 ...damn
Broke: I'm depressed
Woke: *S O N I C*
1:45 literally how Kirby types
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"New fake nintendo games"
Me: * Happy noices *
Me: "heart attack noises"
5:41
I just love how dedede looks like a fucking cardboard cutout
Me who hasn't played mother 3: What is the sadness here?
She died
10:48 add "new funky mode" and your perfect
3:39 "Splatoon in Time, that's what I'm going to do"
The problem: There are TWO Splatoon in Times.
The solution: *MAKE BOTH OF THEM AT ONCE COWARD*
Let's just take a moment to realize that Dan has 2k+ pings from servers and friends list each.
Nice vid, man!~ Those fake Switch games are funny AF!~ :D
Also, about that Cooking Mother thing, I'm not sure about that... but, I think I have a feeling that Claus, also known as the Masked Man, wants to have a "word" with you.
6:38
This is the comedy police! The joke is too funny!
11:17 The man behind the lasagna
The fail behind the slaughter
4:18 Charbomber: So it's Fursona instead of Persona.
...PURR-SONA!
"The Nintendo directs are dead with no sign of them coming back in sight"
Boy were they wrong
Ah, I see your a man of culture as well...
Because you referenced an Odd1sOut video.
"It's not that good, but it's Ball." GGGabrielGaming, 2020
*BALL*
@Jordan Tillman *BALL*
*BALL*
*BALL*
BALL
10:00 - I wasn't laughing at the Hinawa jokes until this happended, I legit went, 'Nohoo~!'
Dan you've gone too far.
0:35 Welp looks like Sonic here is gonna go on a rampage like kirby
8:44 I spat out my tea-
Why did that make me laugh so hard
Cooking Mother haunts me on a deep spiritual level I didnt even know existed
Switch games but oh god who gave this man photoshop again? Also I think I need mental therapy after seeing this. 1:56
Hmm yes food...
2:41 *p a n t s*
“If you can’t be the fastest thing alive might as well be the only thing alive”
Wow
cooking mother: (exists)
Fyrus: *aight imma head out*
"That's Copyright Shut Up"
But I have a different icon LOL
2:13 you sould have called it 'Sonic is using lethal force'
At 8:39 its *poki poki literaturemon*
2:02 “Personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead using those things!” -Sonic, 2005
2:31 untitled ball guy
It’s time to jump up in the air.
Jump up, don’t be killed.
8:02
I saw someone in chat while failboat was making cooking mother saying “you should put claus in a chef hat” this made me laugh.
0:00 that "the problem" sounded a little too upbeat
S H O W U S T H E T R U E D E P R E S S I O N
Nooo I don’t want to Dieeeeeee
Why be depressed when you could be Sonic
*You always know you’re in for a treat when you don’t hear the honk in the end*
12:00 Wait a minute... Mario... Italian. Capital of Italy... Rome. Capital of the Roman Empire... Rome.
Fyrus: spells lasagne correctly
'none of you realised that I spelled lasagne wrong'
Schmebulock
it's spelled lasagna not lasagne
h h h h h no I think it’s spelled lasagna in Italian, if we were to call it lasagne, that’s American lasagna
The problem- We’re in quarantine.
The solution- a high dose of daily cursed failboot
7:32 Elmo intensifies
Why be depressed when you can be
ˢᴼᴺᴵᶜ
13:27
*Visible confusion*
.............mods
Poki poki
BiAtaCh
1:02 sonic lethal forces